Iliza Shlesinger: 15 Minutes on Weddings To Cure Your Anxiety

[@Mike-zl2yk]

"he is a good guy, and this is a good shrimp" 😭😂

[@deansheets]

Perfect

[@kimcantswim174]

I missed that joke. Was the father..playing with himself as he said that?

[@rumblefish9]

@@kimcantswim174 No! Like wtf

[@NewGuy2534]

Basically my dad at my sister’s wedding.

[@shonaharris9328]

I’m always looking for more Iliza comedy. She’s clever. I like the ‘crone’ and fast-paced storytelling 😂.

[@Caroline1261]

If you have Netflix, she has 6 stand up specials!

[@maartentops1703]

You want fast-paced, play this at 1.25 speed :D

[@hannahmarie3223]

The “I slept with Daniel” 🤣😂 she never fails to crack me up

[@heyysimone]

"A mini tennis skirt on a christmas ham" hahahaha

[@happygoluckyme6926]

I love her! I've been trying to figure out who she reminds of and I finally got it! She is a female version of Robin Williams! Her timing, the voices, the physicality-- just hilarious! 🤣❤️

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

You reckon..?🤔 I was asking myself thé same thing but I could only come up with Oprah Winfrey.... or...hang on...who was I thinking of... anyway, she really reminded me of this other person. But now when I think of her next to Robin Williams, I kinda sée what you mean.♥️

[@happygoluckyme6926]

@spankybrownspoon3228 ha ha well thanks!

[@MattLeger]

That is a very apt comparison! People who only hear Iliza's audio miss out on half the fun seeing her faces, her gestures and general goofing on stage.

[@TheLooterArmy]

Perfect blend of wit, relatable story telling & physical comedy. No other comedian even comes close! Love her so much.

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

What about that fat Bert dude. I read AT LEAST two comments saying thé same thing about HIM. Not a fan of either myself. Just can't turn my Automatic Feed, KZbin, or even fkin PHONE off! Gotta wait till thé battery runs flat. I do like Iliza a bit though. Am beginning to wish I grew up in the States. American girls are so... Well, they're "SOMETHIN' ELSE" and seem much less uptight and more adventerous than French women.

[@Rigel_Chiokis]

"...walking into walls like Sims..." She plays The Sims! 😆

[@carysmullins2298]

There are comics who stand and tell jokes and then there are comics who PERFORM!!! Iliza P E R F O R M S!!!

[@asksabrinasabrinalovell9053]

She’s simply pure Magick ✨ Her jokes just keep getting funnier ~

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

Sabrina ? Sabrina Lovell...? Can I Ask you a question, please?

[@heyysimone]

At a wedding i went to, the groom, groomsman and father of the bride drank a whole bottle of 25 year old port in the morning of the wedding because yeah, men have nothing to do before the wedding. And the groom and his buddies went for like an hour drive to the nearby town and had a massive breakfast. I was in the wedding party, the women in the wedding didnt fucken leave the room we were getting ready in for hoooooouuurrrrrrssssss!!

[@Barbie_Esther]

That is not their problem it is yours until yall make it theirs by being jealous of them which I bet cash money u most certainly did at some point.

[@user-vw3qj2lb2c]

Lol same! I was in my bffs wedding and I legit didn’t eat from 9am through 8pm. It was hair, makeup, getting ready, pictures, wedding, more pics. It was two brides though so no one ate! Lol

[@-chenlanying5818]

14:39 "But something happened to senior year at Duke. And the girl never woke up but turns out it was wrong place, wrong time kinda thing. But he did deferred for a year while his parents put together a legal defense fund. He didn't do anything wrong, but it didn't looked very good to apply to other schools. So he deferred for a year to took community college credits. He got that CPA degree, that's not the degree that he wanted, but he won't graduate on time, but he did graduate." Can you explain this joke ? Did he r*ped the girl ?

[@ItsAsparageese]

@@-chenlanying5818 Nah, the guy didn't do anything wrong, it's just a joke based on giving an oddly specific yet oddly realistic brief backstory on the archetype of the funny friend. And I think partly a joke on how a nervous bride (or anyone nervous) might find themselves rambling in a situation like that

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

You think they went for "breakfast"??!! Yeah, like a Sea Food kinda breakfast ! They probably went to a BROTHEL or a strip club whilst hé was still technically "free". That's why I prétend to bé gay and stay behind with the girls to "help with their haïr, garters, dresses, ANYTHING !" 😉 That's where thé REAL fun happens (at least it did when I was there🙂). I aint got thé money to waste on some fuckin stripper! The Bride-toBe is more "romantic" and much...NAUGHTIER😘 Don't forget to invite me to the Big Day, ladies. Xxx

[@101AstyMasty]

The whole garter thing was a big hit here in Croatia, next to throwing an apple full of coins over a house(yes, that's right) and kneeling on a doorstep when entering your new husband's home 🤦🏻‍♀️ Thank the gods, times are changing.

[@NickPapandria]

Don't know why, but that bit about Donk has me cracking up every time!

[@NickNitro]

got some good laughs outta me, gg

[@haley662]

“And then he eats it”🤣🤣😭😭

[@genelomas332]

Good god she's got a lot of energy..! I'm exhausted just watching this. But damn she's funny!

[@philochristos]

"You won't like me when I'm married." Bwahahahahaha!

[@mofosamo]

"It looks like a mini tennis skirt on a christmas ham."😄

[@kachdragonfly]

WoW!!! Iliza just gets better and better

[@thomask6798]

Iliza is absolutely one of kind. Great woman & comedian.

[@oldcollegecoed]

Holy shit….HYSTERICAL!!! I got married in 1981, and she nailed my wedding!

[@FeartheCyr611]

I'm watching 8 days after my dad's wedding, and it makes this set all the more hilarious to me!

[@bellem.8329]

She could totally do a biographical movie about Lucille Ball. Has the looks, expressions and comedic timing.

[@rosannaburt3048]

omg new absolutely she be spou on

[@Politegirl686]

Make this a thing please. I would be soo happy

[@ItsAsparageese]

Oh wow. I didn't notice it at first but you're absolutely right, the resemblance is uncanny & she really pulls off a lot of the same hilarious characteristics

[@lukaduka21]

Amazingly funny. I was just a Best man Twice for my two brothers so this is especially hilarious.

[@MonkyDollqueen]

Thank you for making me happy everyday. Thank you for always putting a smile in my face. Thank you for staying with me now and for the rest of our lives.

[@andreamarocco9247]

Every man has the same group of friends lol this is so true 😂

[@juanludrichbarnard9693]

Love your work, got me in stitches. Thank you, always look forward to your sketches.

[@caryg37]

She is awesome! That was George Carlin level rapid-fire stuff after “Donk”, wow!

[@sarahatthecrisco4929]

Honestly in the midst of planning getting married this was 100% correct and I feel like I should be worried about that 😂

[@nicolasawad4193]

Iilza facially reminds me of Seth Meyer and I can't unsee it. Great comic though.

[@hutchservesgaming]

I couldn’t stop laughing lol

[@b.b.2167]

this is hilarious! great job again Iliza!

[@karenschroeder1918]

Love it! Married late with very little stress. I had fun 😜🤪

[@hichematig2148]

😅Never married but It's true what she said about planning to wedding, people get chaotic and the responsible ones that should organize your wedding leave their positions and it won't be like you planned

[@c3ka]

I can listen to her all day, it's crazy how good she is!

[@GeauxRight777]

All it’s holding up is the blood flow! 😆

[@teztheis3654]

When I tell you I laughed so hard I almost rebroke a bone

[@Parkmanpranks]

She’s the bridge between what men and women think is funny.

[@barnabasgray8038]

Absolutely the funniest person on the planet!

[@danieldougan269]

I love Iliza. One of the funniest people today.

[@robertguster9650]

I really enjoy Iliza Sheslinger. She is the funniest female comedian EVER. I hope her daughter follows her footsteps. ❤😅

[@twilamajor5872]

Hah jokes on you, my family isn’t coming to my wedding but I can’t wait to see my poor disabled fiancé try to take off my garter 🤣

[@grozecki]

Sounds pretty specific. Love your comedy

[@andreamarocco9247]

I remember seeing the video of my parents wedding when I was like 5 and seeing this part of the reception and being like wtfff is happening

[@Zweyrohn]

I love this comedian I never saw but... Are peoples wedding like that? XD ours wasn't? XD And after seeing this I was soooo glad my bride did not have a garter xD

[@tylerhackner9731]

Got good laughs out of this

[@travisrock1640]

This was her master piece, Brilliant

[@dwightstone7483]

😄😁🤗😃😎🤓 She's one of a kind ...and it's the best !

[@nakeshiarowell9889]

Thank you ❤ I needed this!

[@fuz4623]

I’ve been to weddings … never looked at it as hilariously as her. Wow.

[@themangle4589]

12:20 is the best part

[@heyitspayton3001]

I've only seen one garter removal, but I didn't really see it cuz I was "a child" and it was on the other side of the country with the cooler family members. Every wedding I've been to for my family members that live closer there was no garter removal because it was much to scandals for a Pentecostal wedding ceremony.

[@yvonneseffy5923]

Okay that rap took me out!!!😂

[@danielrowan4716]

My name is Daniel. I feel personally attacked.

[@GeauxRight777]

Her voices are hilarious

[@jamesshafran2321]

One of the top five comics of this generation. The female Bill Burr. Fantastic and beautiful.

[@Winterborn5]

I’m glad my wife and I skipped all this crap. We were planning the wedding and looking through the list of “traditional” stuff….both of us trying to be normal….then at the same time we both said to each other “do you even give a shit about any of this?” Nope. So we started cutting crap out. No church, no dress, no party…nope nope nope. Just crossing stuff out. All that was left was “I do”. Yep, we’re good with that. So we got married at Disney (we were planning on going anyway), just outside the Hard Rock Cafe in the courtyard, wearing street clothes and mouse ears, with my best friend, my parents, and her friend who was ordained. That was it. Been married for 20 years now.

[@peace3885]

Wolflike precision

[@reddirtgirl4038]

The goat noise 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@frostfang1]

The whole bride Saga, I'd watch this movie. It better be a satirical horror.

[@impact-go9086]

His name is Donk 🤣🤣🤣

[@acfr1001]

I love this woman! Jaja, super funny.

[@bizim_eller]

I loved her in spenser confidential 🙂👍

[@JD-dh7bk]

Lmfao My wedding was planned in 3 months, cost less than 3000, and we did as NONE of the traditional stuff. Because I hate all of it. I don't like be the center of attention. If I hadn't worked for company that did flowers,catering & venue I probably would have done city hall. But the food was great..and we snuck out while everyone was dancing. Left of on our honeymoon.

[@barbecuedsimsbaby]

Okay- so apparently after you take off the garter, it's like a bouquet to the bachelorettes, the groom tosses the garter to the bachelors. 😀

[@yasaamoin4882]

What is this weird wedding ritual? I've never heard of this before. And does it really happen in public?

[@breashamorris1485]

Yes. I've seen it many times. You can youtube "Wedding Garter removal" videos. It's always treated as fun and silly but I always found it so uncomfortable and unnecessary.

[@rebekahyoder9335]

Yes, and it's awful.

[@cole2368]

It's real. happened at my cousin's wedding,, i couldnt watch

[@matthewcioffi6385]

Literally have not seen it once.

[@lilliansmithwhyte8498]

BEAUTY WITH BRAINS👩❤👍👍🍷🍷🍾❤

[@JimAirborne25]

"How does she work that noise into every special?" Iliza... if you're looking for a second ex-husband, I'm game.

[@californiadreamin6599]

Is she divorced?

[@ItsAsparageese]

Usually comments like this are just tragic cringe but this is hilariously executed lol, great setup & great line

[@JimAirborne25]

@@californiadreamin6599 No, but she could be one day.

[@paulcooverjr.6947]

She's just a genius. You don't marry her because she's Hot. Marry her for her brain!

[@user-gm501]

Donk is basically Hodor

[@photondebuger45]

Hyperbolic chamber HA dbz reference, unintentional but I'll take it lol

[@-chenlanying5818]

14:39 "But something happened to senior year at Duke. And the girl never woke up but turns out it was wrong place, wrong time kinda thing. But he did deferred for a year while his parents put together a legal defense fund. He didn't do anything wrong, but it didn't looked very good to apply to other schools. So he deferred for a year to took community college credits. He got that CPA degree, that's not the degree that he wanted, but he won't graduate on time, but he did graduate." Can anyone explain this joke ? Did he r*ped the girl ?

[@oscarbaires842]

Shes freacking awesome

[@perpetuallyconfused6608]

Not sure if this helped my anxiety, but Iliza is always a win so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@mrwest5552]

yup, that girl slays

[@swolby9230]

I recommend peanut butter

[@stuffnuns]

Comedy Queen!

[@essnjora9904]

This audience is amazing!!

[@traviselrod7803]

She honestly reminds me of Lucille Ball.

[@Toromboloize]

Hyperbolic chamber? Do we have ourselves a TFS Dragonball fan?

[@johnnaylor1706]

Recently streamed Spenser Confidential (whalberg thing) and she stole the move.

[@michellejames5953]

Hilarious!!!

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

Why would thé Bride to Bé have a colonic thing before thé big day? Would it bé for Bum Fun on the spécial night? Am glad there's less stigma about it now. No woman has ever let me do that to them though. Feel like am missing out.

[@jimmysmom7449]

I have thin legs. All muscle; I walk a lot, everywhere. Even if it takes an hour each way. No thighs. Or ass to speak of, for that matter. If this city is ever in a blockade, people would remain unsatisfied capturing and eating me. As far as the garter, I never had the chance to find out whether it would hamper my circulation.

[@benjaminstephens7524]

I looked up the type of men’s cologne she mentioned: Drakkar Noir. $28! Too rich for my blood. Damn.

[@mbsgoldman9335]

Oo cool

[@edosaragih2277]

Very intelligent woman

[@zane_727]

#ladymeat

[@robertblanks9602]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@divyabaveja8774]

Iliza!!! My new favourite personnnnn

[@Sly-Moose]

What is this garter removal ritual?! Does that happen at all weddings?! 😱 I thought something like that happens the night of!

[@journeymartin2543]

Shame corner lol

[@thegandeeman]

I'm sorry but if you know what a cash bar is you are very Chris's click. That was not even a thing we grew up with. It was very like 12 people.

[@ayushdesai3572]

there has to be a fake laughter track lmao

[@mae2759]

She has too much clapter in her audiences.

[@ricardoaguilar7562]

This woman is laying she's not married more than 50 people we know that why is she laying

[@TheOneAndOnlyEndo]

:)

[@anitahendricks]

[@frankiev3735]

I'm a guy and I approve that this is funny

[@frigginfrigg8699]

Dang it I remember liking her. I couldn’t get into this at all, that has to be a laugh track 🤭

[@katiehoholick420]

Normally don't like female comics but she was funny 🤣🤘😉

[@hambone.fakenamington]

Oi vey. Can’t just compliment another woman, can you?

[@frbrian5767]

@@hambone.fakenamington y u gotta try n start sum 😂

[@hambone.fakenamington]

@@frbrian5767 go away, Brian

[@rhemarierennie5170]

What's wrong with female comics 🤔

[@hambone.fakenamington]

@@katiehoholick420 for pointing out the obvious internalized misogyny in your comment? No problem, anytime.