"Weddings" - Jim Gaffigan (Obsessed)

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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 2 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles

[@shooby9496]

"So that the bride can pretend to be a PRRRIIIIIIIIIINCCEEEEEEEESSSS AND MARRY HER PRIIIIIIIINCE" That part kills me every time lmao

[@cada2480]

"You need to clean it with a kitten." Best line ever, I can't stop laughing!

[@christys8445]

.....a WHITE kitten!!!!!!! 😂

[@tylerquade5385]

@@christys8445😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@danielbrown1724]

I love the fact that Jim can make you laugh without using swear words or unnecessary energy. He maintains a low tone throughout his bits and his sentences just flow really well. He has his own unique style of comedy and I can really appreciate that#!

[@adamthobajr8597]

He's #1 G rated -- comic!

[@quickdeuce]

@@meldonovan7902 Yer too sensitive Mel,, however,, you're respectfully entitled to your opinion pard. It's comedy and most likely Jim wrote that bit long before Epstein was discovered.

[@williamgomez5876]

No he's not that low energy he changes tones and accents quite frequently that takes effort and it's hilarious.

[@markdemell3717]

Yeah ,cursing comedians get tired real quick.

[@matthewgarettyconnorlinkme3429]

All comedians have no use to curse in their acts. I’m sure they will still be funny. One example is a pint sized comedian, I forgot his name, that was funny and then later in his stand up special he turned vulgar constantly and he sunk so low to not being funny at all.

[@Exposetheluciferianagenda]

With the Brooklyn Italian accent: “Hey you know the bride throws the bouquet? How bout’ something for the fellas?” 🤣

[@jenniferbarksdale7924]

That was hilarious did you see the subway one with tuna water

[@mrnonsense1031]

I wonder why that guy pitching all the sales is from Jersey. 🤣🤣🤣

[@clarissagiles734]

😂🤣🤣

[@kanethompson708]

😂

[@tamarabradshaw4799]

This is the first time I've ever heard an honest description of what attending weddings really feels like. The only thing to look forward to is getting sloshed and dancing like a fool. I appreciate the honesty Jim.

[@rainbowodysseybyjonlion]

Lol getting sloshed and danving like a fool xD

[@emiliebova]

Really!

[@fucuszullanti7877]

Still makes u a clown

[@barbarabrennan1753]

So what important who is getting married THIS weekend.

[@fern10011]

Yeah-I thought it was just me who felt that way!

[@beeger2914]

Not only is the material hilarious, You ACE the delivery.Thank You again Jim.Dont ever quit.

[@MichaelDWalsh]

Doesn't he?!

[@angelicawinzy5608]

He's killing it

[@ccallender4012]

As a wedding planner, this was hilarious LOL

[@fucuszullanti7877]

we were all waiting for your opinion

[@Ms.Delphine1204]

He is exposing your grift 😅

[@gaywells7340]

“The theme of the wedding was waste.” Great line!

[@LucidDreamer54321]

The last wedding I went to was in a public park (with beautiful scenery for wedding photos). The bride and groom wore nice clothes that they already owned and had spent a couple hundred dollars on wedding rings. The guests all brought food for a pitch-in lunch instead of bringing gifts. It was the most relaxed and fun wedding I ever attended. It was also the only wedding I ever attended that was good for children because they could play games and use the playground equipment.

[@amygalvin1799]

Playground? I go to weddings to get away from children.😁

[@LucidDreamer54321]

@Amy Galvin That is sad.

[@user-yw4fh4pw3q]

Are you really a lucid dreamer?

[@monicamunoz5260]

My ideal wedding! If ever😊🎉

[@AndrewBarsky]

“Where daughters were exchanged as property, over centuries IT GOT WORSE.” Brilliant

[@nickdiamond7595]

Jim Gaffigan is one of - if not the only comedians that can always make me laugh. Every time.

[@suemaize5614]

Instead of watching so much soul sucking news during quarantine, I've decided to watch more stand up comedy and Jim Gaffigan is my favourite by far! Thanks for taking the edge off Jim--I can't wait to see your pandemic routine one of these days! :)

[@katystorandt2945]

Nate bargatze is also great 😂

[@TheMiloRez]

“Pretend to have a kingdom” genius.

[@AnnaPxx]

Living The King & Queen Fantasy 😂😂😂

[@paulet990]

The wedding thing is -- it's pretty much true! Spending ridiculous amounts of money to make a day "Instagram worthy," then starting a marriage in debt. He makes it so funny, though!

[@craigsecor111]

The best part is that his wedding probably had over 500 people and cost an extremely high amount of money.

[@wendibrotherton8501]

Hillarious.. 👸🤴

[@borislav6561]

2nd video of yours I watch. Subscribed after watching the first.

[@jamesthomas7977]

When my brother got married. A very poor member of the church gave them a package of Fig Newtons as a gift. It was their most memorable.

[@jeannemara1600]

One of my friends had a son with Down's Syndrome. He sent me a hamburger from Burger King as a wedding gift. When I was in his life, I worked for Burger King. It is in my freezer, thirty-six years later. Those are the things that mean a lot. BTW Love Fig Newtons!

[@Jolers63]

@@jeannemara1600

[@mulemule]

*Awesome hearing Gaffigan being far more brutal without profanity while shredding the narcissism of couples and their weddings.*

[@pablo08034]

This is just the bomb.

[@palesa_fit]

"I would've eaten so much ice cream, why did I consume so much Kale " hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@linshanhsiang]

This was the first Gaffigan video I watched several months ago and was HOOKED.

[@linshanhsiang]

Still my favorite Gaffigan video, second is the one about horses. Oh, and Dateline "as one does" so effing funny!!!!

[@producerk8247]

I can watch this over and over and always have a good laugh.

[@EricWarren]

Jim Gaffigan is the solution to nearly all of our problems right now.

[@MichaelDWalsh]

Jim For President!

[@marybethduke3263]

You've really nailed that wedding thing! So funny but so true!

[@MG-sy8pj]

"white kittens" That is hilarious. My son and I use my grandmother's fine china saucers as plates for the cat food cause there are so many of them and I ended up with them and we just put them in the dishwasher cause neither of us cares. Last year at his graduation party someone took the pile of plates out of a cupboard (they were separated from all the other dishes because we don't use them for food) and started serving sushi on them. Little pools of soy sauce with 2-3 rolls on each plate. My son and I locked eyes in horror and he slowly shook his head. It really added a layer of interest to the party from my perspective.

[@CocoOPNY]

Awesome comment 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tanyabeede8450]

M G this comment should be a scene in a movie😂😂

[@MG-sy8pj]

@@tanyabeede8450 Really, it's been two years and I still scramble to hide the cat food dish whenever I see a sibling pull into the driveway, especially if it is my older sister!

[@olivia6063]

😂😂😂😂

[@janhusung8368]

@@MG-sy8pj : I loved your story about dishes and cats. My ADHD brain scrambled it, but I like it anyway. 😊 “… we ended up with them b/c nobody wanted them…” 😢 (- wait! The cats or the dishes?🧫 How many cats do you have???) “… We… threw them in the dishwasher…” (Wait, WHAT??? You threw the CATS in the dishwasher??? 🙀How Could you DO such a thing? 😾 Oh yeah, you “…HAD so many of them….” 😿 But Do you have any of them now??) 😿 Thanks for the LOL! 😂😻😹

[@coly4ever]

“Bring thy wallet” 😆🤣

[@KuueenKumi]

*wallet

[@catharineorellana3522]

"Weddings started off as these crude medieval ceremonies where women- daughters- were exchanged as property. Yet over the course of centuries it got worse." Truest statement ever!

[@markdemell3717]

Yet ,Jim is married ,hahaha.

[@haleyhusk6129]

Ya so true

[@kanethompson708]

Lmao 👌

[@johnmorgan2619]

Yeah NOW " WOMEN ARE MARIYING WOMEN.. . PROGRESS?. . REV . 20:10

[@krellerj1111]

To bad it didn’t stay that way

[@nickrykert2572]

He had a show on the same day as our wedding and my wife was like if we went do you think anybody would notice! 😜😂

[@ProudPapaJD]

Keeper!

[@kanethompson708]

😜

[@ediewall6360]

LOL

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I'm literally laughing so loud----my roommate thinks I've lost my mind. Had to subscribe. Love the clean humor, now I'm binge watching.

[@ediewall6360]

You are gaining wisdom!

[@Evilkitty64]

"Don't get that wet, you have to clean it with a white kitten", 😆😅😂🤣😭

[@kanethompson708]

😂

[@jeffdawson2786]

Jim is like bacon and fries. I can’t get enough.

[@sevenstreams7581]

I can't help but hear "Hot Pockets" in the background of every show

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Seven Streams i can never un-hear that

[@dasmith36]

Caliente Pocket!! 😂😂😂

[@samw6048]

Me too. However, it made me finally try them, the pretzel ones with peppers weren't too bad.

[@ninajo33]

OMG...Where is my 🍿....I don't know how I missed Mr Jim's stories but the comments are newsworthy.... Love you..Mr Gaffigan & Family...& all your fans too. .. Bye 4 now... There's a BAR????

[@Jolers63]

Thank you for sharing your "Healing" Gift-of-Gab Jim!!

[@bobprediger6966]

thank you jim for bringing laughter back into my life after losing a family member . . u r awesome

[@EmRauen]

Jim Gaffigan, you make me smile and laugh. Thank you! 😀😄🙂

[@TP-xy2ms]

Jim. You are hilarious. I love how your comedy leaves me feeling happy. You don’t use vulgar language and your jokes don’t put people down. You never make fun of people but situations.

[@rothdrums]

So great! Thanks Jim. My niece is getting married next month and this made me feel better and more prepared 🤣

[@janhusung8368]

😂

[@OBENSquad_21]

I finished it because I’m an American Killed me with that one 😂😂😂

[@mareMjpt]

I love your wedding riffs - that bit about china was me; finally I got the unwashable dishes gone ! Love your whisper voice too. Keep up the amazing writing.

[@twostep919]

Mr. Gaffigan is my spirit animal.

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LOL

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My price for my subscription was a laugh. What a deal! You're funny. We love you! Cheers!

[@lilmizbambalina9751]

He is my favourite at the moment. Making me laugh in histerics

[@markpullenfineart]

Bringing laughter to as many people as Jim does is "a great gift' all!!

[@cabellero1120]

This guy never fails to make me laugh 😂

[@joanbowden7634]

Hey. I had a pint of ice cream for breakfast today! In my defense, we are living in c-19 days! 😆

[@sarahdeland414]

“Sure you don’t want us to buss some tables?” At my aunt’s wedding a few years ago, the groom (a creep who, thankfully, isn’t her husband anymore) actually asked the guests to help clear the empty plates and glasses. The first time we saw this sketch, we immediately thought of that bizarre moment and couldn’t stop laughing! 😂🤣

[@jennifershealy4144]

I canNOT get enough of JG the past week, anticipating his show one of four nights here in Jacksonville Florida this Friday night. Have been a fan for years and he just cracks me up! He's my favorite, Love you Jimbo!

[@dos-fslady3140]

There has never been a wedding in my experience where I didn't want to jump up and scream, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!" I'm usually imagining screaming this to the bride, but have several times wished to rescue the groom from a lifetime of misery.

[@andrewfigueroa8069]

That is why Queen's song "Another One Bite's The Dust" should be the first dance song at the reception!!!😆😆💞💞💣💣

[@drjanines3301]

That song comes to my mind every time I attend a wedding ❣️​@@andrewfigueroa8069

[@woolywonders5546]

I love how Jim perches his hand atop the other… so cute!

[@licksnkicks1166]

I am laughing so hard I am crying! Jim is just hysterical. Happy 4/20 day everyone. Stay home and be safe!

[@scounche]

“Hey you know the bride throws the bouquet? How ‘bout somethin’ for the fellas?” Jim your stage game, your voices, subtle references, your acting and writing all of it is a big tutorial for greatness in standup and a delight to watch.

[@AnnaPxx]

He's ace. Glad you have noticed the subtle references too, he's brilliant. And the voices, lol. It's like watching several characters, he makes them come alive

[@Jiepers]

Thank you Jim. I, as countless other people, have enjoyed what you do. Huge respect man.

[@PearlsandRoses]

The bit about eating ice cream during the day 😂😂😂

[@suzykeleher2484]

Laugh 😂 ing in the middle of the night! You are a dream come true Jim! Gifted!

[@melindalee8659]

Love these clips, makes “sheltering in place” so much more bearable. Thanks Jim!

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Hi

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How are you

[@fidilkid]

Melinda Lee amen sister!

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[@missmary2877]

@ The term is "crisis actor." You know, because we ALL want to lie about our grandparents DYING.....

[@jeffrhorer1811]

Comedy genius . He has been doing comedy for a long time, yet his stuff is always fresh and funny!

[@jimbojohnson8196]

Jim.... I don't know if you read these comments or not... but either way... you are one of the funniest people I have ever encountered in my whole life you're awesome .....I love you man

[@rsswilliams2866]

this man is my spirit animal

[@danbianchi]

Jim I Love you. I listen to you so much and you always pick me up. God gave you a gift and that gift is to be shared. You have been a great steward of this wealth of joy and laughter that you give us all. God Bless you Dan Bianchi Canada

[@claireosborne692]

First time I’ve seen him.. he’s bloody hilarious x x

[@love_lyzza]

Oh my! Hahahaha the bride's garter is sooo hilarious! Hahaha

[@biblehistoryscience3530]

My Dad could eat a pint of ice cream after dinner, and he had a saying whenever he found that there to be only a normal bowl or so of ice create in the container, he would say “It’s just enough to piss you off!”

[@BoudiccasGhost]

Ha...my dad says the same thing!

[@grouchygurl5466]

Called the other half just to say that I ate the last of the Rocky Road... it just made it more satisfying. 😂

[@lkapigian]

Thanks for the relief in these trying times

[@robertlangley258]

He is one of the best ever comedians. I love all of his videos.

[@lucasewen7225]

Your subscribe pitch is on another level. Seriously this is how you get someone to subscribe.

[@kylestubbs8867]

“Don’t get that wet, you need to clean it with a kitten.”

[@beedotsl]

It needs to be a white kitten.

[@marlaholmes6706]

🤣

[@Platypus_egg]

I think i see what you did there

[@MaxLennon]

IMO the single funniest line from any of his specials!

[@tobelieve627]

🤣🤣

[@CaptainMarvel-v5o]

Omg he’s so right about weddings 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dantedias4064]

When I was growing up, we would watch El Chavo. It was a Mexican comedy show that made the whole family laugh, without any dirty words Jim is the closest thing to it I ever saw. Brilliant comedy! You're a genius sir

[@luckymuse9590]

LMAO....had to stop and show my apprentice this while at work..

[@mctaguer]

This was one of your more quasi-savage segments. Loved it.

[@Adamwolfone]

You are bloody brilliant Jim!!

[@glamourchick21]

I was just at my brother’s wedding a few days ago. It was a beautiful Jewish ceremony, and I was glad to be there. But I absolutely felt the “spending money” part. 😂 My parents paid for my dress, my hotel room, and parking in downtown Chicago, and I still spent way more than I could really afford to! But I did it because I love my brother, and my new sister-in-law.

[@gnashsang]

Thanks again Jim!

[@rsoubiea]

thanks for the laughs I really need the lighthearted feeling and a few giggles today.

[@V13-u1c]

That was great!!! Love your humor and videos Jim!

[@megaman5125]

He would be a self-quarantine champion

[@MissAmesha]

Correction: He IS a self-quarantine champion.

[@mediamannaman]

It’s always fun to laugh again with Jim Gaffigan.

[@johngonzalez5722]

HE'S THE BEST !!!!!!!

[@amarok5048]

Thank you Jim. Big fan from Wales, UK

[@myinfinity309]

So Gosh Darn Good!!!! I'm at my sister's and brother In laws house tonight watching this particular video, with my hands over my mouth the entire time to quite the roar of laughter that simply won't stop!.... thank you for making my face hurting from laughter!

[@gracielaloughridge5054]

Nailed it! You made us laugh so hard, now thanks to this sketch I will have to change the almond covered candy that I was planning to give at my daughters wedding for something else. LOL 🥰

[@heidivert830]

Love him makes me smile

[@markusbecker9018]

This is spot on. I have a wedding to go to next month and I couldn't agree more. Thanks for the laugh

[@sanstar2007]

My favorite comedian!

[@dannyspitzer1267]

Mine too

[@dannyspitzer1267]

Fantastic! Long-time fan...

[@michaelbingham6907]

Thanks for being clean

[@ezekielrobinson1776]

Obsessed is still my favorite out of all his specials

[@Whackzilson]

What a tonic during quarantine

[@hannahjordan9833]

This beautifully summed up why I don't want a wedding. Long-term relationship yes! Crazy expensive ceremony so everyone I know can fawn over me noooooooooooo

[@dingoritobeanburrito6689]

The bride's garter belt crack me up

[@loratravis8437]

Um it is a garter not the personal lingerie of a garter belt. Garters were used by men and women to hold up hose or long socks. Still that may be too strange for Jim!

[@TheTerminator1919]

My new favorite comedian

[@sarahbass6116]

Just found Jim, sensational! .know that I’ll be bingeing this guy for a while now.

[@BarrySmithviolin]

He’s a genius of comedy through truth!

[@janeandrews1790]

I love Jim Gaffigan so much. Great job, dude. Always intelligent, truthful, relatable.

[@feliciataylor3772]

I heard that laughter is medicine for the soul. If laughter was medicine for the body too then watching this video would make us immune from everything, including Covid-19.

[@bryanl.7128]

Jim, you are the best!

[@patorilim266]

You Amazing Jim! I love your stuff! 👍😎

[@crushstressASMR]

The sanctity of marriage is something amazing! The closeness to your children and partner is so special. This is what teaches you how to deal with others all around you.

[@rosem5062]

This is the best routine I've seen from Mr. Gaffigan. Hilarious! I think he's better when he's edgier like this. My sister and her husband got married just by signing papers at the courthouse then they had a simple get-together with close freinds and family. They didn't even want gifts. But a cash contribution to their "Disneyworld Vacation Fund" was encouraged.

[@ediewall6360]

Smart!!!

[@eyesuckle]

So they declined gifts. . . except for cash. Charming.

[@Melindashelley2017]

Magic does exist ✨️

[@SS-Tommy]

Jim is fantastic.