Sony Needs to Stop Making Superhero Movies…(Madame Web)

[@claudettelol]

even dakota johnson doesn't gaf about this movie so WHY WOULD WE

[@netflixpartyy]

she begged us not to go watch this 😭

[@cherriesnpie8072]

she ain’t getting paid for this😭

[@thandoxginindza]

Jesus loves you ❤️

[@NK-dt1kp]

I don't wanna be that guy, but her acting was mid and so monotonous. Who's she to act like this movie wasn't worth her talent or something 💀

[@Aria_Genesis]

​@@NK-dt1kp Dww I think the majority of people agree with you

[@chacharealsmoove]

now it makes sense why the cast hated this cuz lord

[@netflixpartyy]

i’d be so embarrassed to be associated with this….

[@vanillabean5294]

The fact that the cast hated it too?! Oml 🫣

[@nailinthefashion]

The fact that Dakota was even more shook than us

[@Biggums_Tyrone]

@@nailinthefashionidk why she’s shook she’s a terrible actress regardless

[@Yi-Zhu.Lou.]

I feel bad for that Sydney girl, the way she was so excited to be a “spider woman” before this movie was made. They did her dirty. What a trash movie.

[@Angel5557]

I hope she will be in good movies in the future 😔

[@COSun25]

"That Sydney girl"? Ya don't know the power of THE Sydney Sweeney?

[@Yi-Zhu.Lou.]

@@COSun25 no I didn’t know her or her name. Not everyone knows everyone, it’s a big world yk.

[@redcarpet-hr3cs]

they werent being that serious brother chill@@Yi-Zhu.Lou.

[@Askkkccdxwho]

@@COSun25THE Sydney , that disrespected Christianity ?

[@dopaemine]

LMAOOO not us saying “it’s giving doctor strange” at the same time! 😭

[@netflixpartyy]

LMAO 😭

[@Askkkccdxwho]

Same 😂

[@-maryam_-]

@@netflixpartyy​​⁠I recommend a show called tearsmith to u it JUST came out on Netflix and it’s soooo cringy (in my opinion but It would be funny to see a reactionn ~heads up i might have to spam this so u can see sorry I’m advance~

[@aestheticgcddess]

That’s what I said too when the scene came up 🤣🤣

[@Minjiji_kim]

Them saying “las arañas” is probably the most cringiest thing ever. Cuz I just know they be using Spanish to sound mysterious 😭

[@netflixpartyy]

Fr like it’s giving duolingo 😭

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

I don’t mind If they weren’t talking about a tribe of spider powered people then I would’ve assumed it was a terrorist group

[@elllikesmusic]

as a latina, 'Las aranas' was such a boring name. translate to 'the spiders' . no effort in it

[@suziemarietoller5845]

right? they just kept saying "we have to find a spider that the spiders use because the spiders that the spider that the spiders have healing properties" thats literally how it sounded when you know spanish

[@theywererightaboutus]

The sad part is Madame Web is a good comic book character, now she might never get shown on screen again because of this.

[@thandoxginindza]

Jesus loves you ❤️

[@theywererightaboutus]

@@thandoxginindza Thanks

[@majormutant7029]

@@thandoxginindza who asked

[@jaxj968]

it’s like what they did to she-hulk

[@majormutant7029]

@@jaxj968 this shit makes she-hulk look like citizen kane

[@natalieruiz2618]

Yea so apparently that whole awkward scene with her talking to ben while eating lunch was them trying to say that uncle ben finally met aunt may. And that baby being born is Peter Parker 💀

[@netflixpartyy]

Bye 😭✋🏾

[@flyestgirl]

wait i'm so confused so which spiderman did this follow ?

[@natalieruiz2618]

@@flyestgirl no idea 😭

[@saloosahernandez9725]

Why does the villain look like a low budget walmart latino version of keanu reeves? 🤣

[@netflixpartyy]

HELPPP 😭

[@thandoxginindza]

Jesus loves you ❤️

[@nailinthefashion]

That really made me sigh and like scrunch my nose in an ew way

[@foreveryoung0v0]

Bro shut up with your useless spamming 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@amberanderson7245]

Half Keanu Reeves and half the older brother from iCarly

[@PokhrajRoy.]

The writing team for this movie could come up with “To be or not to be…” but can William Shakespeare come up with “HE WAS IN THE AMAZON WITH MY MOTHER RESEARCHING SPIDERS JUST BEFORE SHE DIED…”?

[@netflixpartyy]

LMAOOO

[@Aloysius_OHare]

William Shakespeare would have trashed that shit from pure embarrassment

[@gizmomac1520]

Even Dakota Johnson said that this line made no sense!!! And even said "What context?!" 😭😭😭 She knew 😭

[@justasockonhere]

You can tell Dakota Johnson has just given up and accepted this is the trajectory of her career; horrible movies. I really hope she gets to act in a movie she ACTUALLY likes

[@netflixpartyy]

FR she’s actually a great actress! just always given horrible characters/writing

[@thandoxginindza]

Jesus loves you ❤️

[@ambriaashley3383]

Nepo baby’d herself straight into mediocre movies 😔

[@Jen-uk6ly]

@@ambriaashley3383and with her nepo background I’m still surprised 😭

[@kzyui]

Tbf she isn’t a really good actress in general and hasn’t really done anything to improve so that she can get on better films sooo🤷🏻‍♀️😕🫤

[@PokhrajRoy.]

‘Madame Web’ is a fun concept and so slay. It needed a very good writing team to elevate it but hey, life is full of disappointments

[@netflixpartyy]

The time traveling concept could’ve been sooo cool 😭

[@thandoxginindza]

Jesus loves you ❤️

[@WitchMaster-vi4kp]

we have many movies with similar concepts....

[@niraxlevi9930]

​@@WitchMaster-vi4kp doesn't make it less fun

[@mutantsandmemes]

"wHeRE's mY SPYDERH? TheY tOoK My SPYDERH~" Girl help what is this voice acting 💀😭

[@BuzzieeTheMarsmellow]

THANK GOD I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THAT 😭😭

[@farahbari2620]

If think it's because of the french accent . Usually his a great actor 😢

[@melainakiss]

I replayed that a few times because I was laughing so hard.

[@h_51415]

I don’t know why but when she saw why her mom went to the jungle I couldn’t 😭😭 “you did it for me” with like 0 emotion 😭😭

[@netflixpartyy]

“you did it. i never knew i was sick. 😀” BYE 😭

[@cynicalperson161]

Because Dakota Johnson is not a good actor that's why 😂

[@Maxcoolkidz]

@@cynicalperson161 thank you finally someone who says it

[@thandoxginindza]

Jesus loves you ❤️

[@Maxcoolkidz]

@@thandoxginindza no thank you

[@chacharealsmoove]

black cahracters dying TOO MUCH (purple hearts flashback)

[@guacamolegalaxy]

bro i'm also so mad that Dakota Johnson never wore the beautiful black dress that Joe Ando made, like what? she could've at least posted some pictures or sum:/

[@netflixpartyy]

OMGGG i forgot abt this!! yes they literally made that tiktok and she never wore it like???

[@guacamolegalaxy]

@@netflixpartyy YEAAA AND IT WAS SO PRETTY TOO! must've taken hours of effort and for what? smh smh

[@i-only-eat-cold-oranges]

im still waiting for the pictures! why have him make it if it’s not going to be worn?

[@PurpleMoonFlute]

The way she just is constantly leaving the teenagers by themselves ...:))

[@netflixpartyy]

and then she’s surprised when they get into trouble like bffr….

[@akhonamorales8553]

That last montage with the voice over was giving the CW.

[@lilbean27]

nah cuz why is this movie just a wannabe LONG ass miraculous ladybug episode 😭

[@netflixpartyy]

“bye bye little butterfly” ahh ending

[@Darksunny333]

How dare you that’s offensive… to miraculous it’s way more entertaining than this movie

[@barluepanye3850]

@@Darksunny333true

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

Ladybug didn’t time travel as much as Bunnix, not nearly enough

[@camaram2726]

The scream I just scrumpt

[@Lanker4]

4:40 bruh who filmed this, what are these randoms zooms this looks like The Office 💀💀

[@emyree.m]

HELPP😭💀

[@jtm881]

This literally had me upset in the cinema within the first few minutes of the film! They were being so unserious please😭

[@jennifer__e]

i was JUST saying this and i scroll down to find this comment 😭 same time stamp nd everything

[@nailinthefashion]

Why did they try to make it look like found footage for a few seconds and then forget about it for the rest of the film? It coulda been so cool to just see her on like surveillance cams saving people

[@S.NicoleYT]

As a film student, the zooms actually pissed me off 😂

[@Nopenonameok]

Blind Dakota Johnson in a wheelchair took me out. 😭😭

[@Zedd...]

like its too much lmao was all that necessary?

[@daniellealexander3678]

@@Zedd... I mean the comic book character is in a wheelchair soooo yea? And I guess it ironic she is in a wheelchair because of how her mom wanted her to live a normal healthy life and she ends up blind and disabled. Not that it’s a bad thing.

[@nbucwa6621]

@@daniellealexander3678 why is she in a wheelchair though? Did getting hit in the face break her spine?

[@daniellealexander3678]

@@nbucwa6621 I suppose getting hit that hard caused injury in her leg/spine. But I suppose they could’ve gave a better reason why she needed a wheelchair. Like in X-men first class, where magneto causes the bullet into Xavier’s spine.

[@nailinthefashion]

@@Zedd...yes but it’s supposed to be gourmet camp, you’re supposed to laugh WITH Web, who is kind of like a serious version of Deadpool and thinks she’s a god. They didn’t go that far, clearly lol

[@BuzzieeTheMarsmellow]

bro the delivery “tHey tOOk my sPiDer” when evil guy was dreaming has me ROLLING

[@breesey00]

“where is my spider 😐 they took my spiderr 😦”

[@whoknowsbetty]

Frennn 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm cryinggg

[@windyp0d]

Sometimes i be thinking are these producers and writers even watching what they're tryna release like how do you look at this and go "omg the fans are gonna EAT THIS UPPP 💅💅" like bruh they didn't even try 💀

[@netflixpartyy]

right like ain’t no way they watched this in the editing room and thought it was good to release?! 😭

[@ooreciwangwang]

dakota's acting was so flat throughout the whole movie it was crazy 😭 the acting i general just wasn't good

[@thandoxginindza]

Jesus loves you ❤️

[@getlowpapoose]

Her acting was so bad 😭 she’s not absolved of guilt for this flop

[@haeliyah]

this was my sign to not go see this movie in the cinema 😭😭

[@netflixpartyy]

the fact that this was a theater release and not straight to streaming is a crime 😭✋🏾

[@Astonelle]

@@netflixpartyy they really thought think was gonna be big and epic 💀

[@mermaidpilot]

It’s the way I DID see this in the cinema 😩 ✋

[@jtm881]

@@mermaidpilotsame😭

[@manuelmejia6605]

Salute to y’all 🫡

[@evildoesnotsleep-x2b]

I don't think our girl Dakota intentionally chooses dry-ass roles, but rather her acting skills are...

[@grandempressvicky6387]

But if she keeps picking dry ass roles, she has no opportunity to give a good performance (especially since she looked so done/embarrassed with the film overall in the interviews). I think her agents keep giving her shit to work with/she's been typecast.

[@Lowkeykindabi]

"What in the miraculous ladybug lucky charm-😑" HONESTLY SAME💀😭😭

[@tylerconnelly5142]

That caught me off guard. 😂

[@3arth2kr1s]

Dakota Johnson always gives dry line deliveries & stars in horrible films bc she's a nepo baby...she doesn't NEED to be good at acting, she doesn't need to try. But oh yea I forgot, she hates being called a nepo baby and thinks that has nothing to do with her career💀

[@ange_n_more]

It’s like they combined: Twilight Miraculous Lady Bug Matt Murdock Spider-Man Journey Life is Strange All into one 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

Where do you see Twilight?

[@ange_n_more]

@@jareththegoblinking3191her awkward acting and smtg else idr…I’m not gonna watch this again to remember 😭😂

[@inki_joji6781]

I think "this is giving fan-made" is the best way to describe this mess

[@qiqisupremacy3716]

The script is giving AI the way it’s so unnatural and robotic😭

[@Destinnies]

The villain sounded like an English dubbing of a movie in another language

[@leahdevilliers2887]

apparently its cos the actor is french

[@Destinnies]

@leahdevilliers2887 that makes so much sense.

[@PEYE3]

Ima be honest, this movie wasnt needed☠️🙏at all. They just milking at this point

[@grandempressvicky6387]

They could've literally made the movie about the 3 Spider-Women and then the sequel could be them meeting Madame Web. The solution is right there. I don't know why Sony keeps doing this. If they can't use the Peter Parker Spider-Man, there is a HUGE number of other Spider-People they can use instead. People showed up for Miles, they'll show up for others.

[@justasockonhere]

The cut to her wearing those goofy ass glasses with the equally goofy ass dialouge sent me to a different PLANET

[@lexiwebb2099]

I really hate to be this person.. But her acting is so flat and dry. It’s hard to even tell if she’s ever been in a good movie 😬

[@sseraphim2818]

I think that's a no. At this point, i am doubtful she can even act?

[@ballerinaonamusicbox]

i dont think shes in any good movies 💀

[@belovednarratives]

OUTFIT SLAYEDDD ( and hair 🤧)

[@netflixpartyy]

THANK YOUUU ☺️

[@Zrixnz]

18:37 at least ladybug gets the job done with entertainment😭😭

[@Danversdiary]

This movie makes Purple Hearts look brilliant.

[@karmensandiago7746]

Right 😭

[@sashab2488]

RIGHTT 😭😭 would rather rewatch purple hearts than sit on 10 min of this bs

[@karmensandiago7746]

@@sashab2488 like actually this had so many scenes that did not make sense 😭

[@peacefulchaos333]

I haven't watched it but this comment alone tells me how bad it is 😭

[@Danversdiary]

@@sashab2488 and i HATED purple hearts😭😭

[@rebecky5ever]

Also the way that the costume department gave up like please

[@SAPPHIRE-ew1sx]

got released on valentine's day but nobody loved it

[@evrlock]

underrated comment

[@Astonelle]

💀💀

[@chacharealsmoove]

THE ACTING GETTING ME WEAK HELPPP

[@chacharealsmoove]

my friend and i were talking abt the new nick galatzine and anne hathaway and being like this is a NETFLIX PARTY TYPE OF MOVIE LMAOO

[@NotUrLov3r]

"You might have to grab some snacks, a blanket, your will to live"

[@LACHRYMA]

GIRL THE TANJIRO T SHIRT W/ THE BRAIDS ATEEEE gotta look good while talkin about trash !!

[@averymuir3174]

the ending monologue was SO cringe omg.....

[@ange_n_more]

fr

[@geetmittal]

"what in the miraculous ladybug lucky charm" KILLED ME

[@annikaw16]

this movie was just them trying to wring more life out of this universe and finding out it’s already been milked dry 😭💀

[@sae_chim110]

8:29 Lmao, you know it's bad when you have to pull out your phone to distract yourself😭😭

[@emyree.m]

the acting in this movie…i literally cant it’s so bad😭😭

[@seasonalchanges14]

Your braids look so gorgeous! 😭

[@ngweso]

Go Dakota give us nothing!

[@x.128]

The guy/antagonist repeating ‘those girls will destroy me’ or him talking about in someway he’ll be ‘destroyed’ was every two seconds he was on screen 😭

[@kawaiikillerbunni4559]

i was like "girl this is bad" and then i screamed "EMMA ROBERTS!?"

[@Bubbles_Art]

Hey girl! :) just letting yk, better help is actually a rly unethical platform to support! To sum it up, their therapists are not licensed or Backround checked :( they’re kinda a scam 😢. Anyway, love the video

[@dolledwon]

this

[@dolledwon]

nvm I checked her other comments, she knows it’s a bad practice but she can’t back out bc it’s a long for contract thing

[@ariajohnson4665]

If you look at a flat line on an EKG, that would be what dakota’s line delivery looks like.

[@whoknowsbetty]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ciaracaryse]

the way their talking is so weird too 😂

[@karolinebrandiwiese4572]

watch The Tearsmith I swear I cried in second hand embarrassment

[@leavemeal0ne378]

It was really bad

[@Danversdiary]

My boyfriend has been saying this movie is so trash and he vented to me about it for 3 days😭

[@cheangie3263]

The most unrealistic part of this movie for me was Sydney playing the role of a school-going girl, like that just doesn't fit after seeing her character in "The voyeurs" and "Anyways but You".

[@urgentsituation4710]

This movie feels like a random lifetime movie (dramatic wise) with crazy pop up scenes . Like why was I confused the entire time

[@Aloysius_OHare]

Even good actors can act GOOD in BAD MOVIES. I have seen plenty of actors do it it was just all bad actor pacing. Their dialogue was stiff and there's no comedic relief.

[@annclair2515]

Sydney and Dakota need to be in an actually good movie together because they have the potential to EAT IT UP

[@niraxlevi9930]

I mean sydney can act ,her breakdown scene in euphoria alone proved the girl is versatile and can deliver it's the writing of this that's the issue 😂

[@Soldiersforchrist_]

@@niraxlevi9930very true but lets take an example liek the summer i turned pretty the wroting is rlly ass but the acting is good so yes syndey can act but she should be able to act good even with an ass script thats is talented

[@NinaTuthill]

As much as i love your videos, do you have to take sponsorships from Better Help? Everyone and their mom knows how messed up that company is, im sure there are other companies willing to sponsor you.

[@mewmew6158]

That company pays for sponsorships more than they pay their therapists, so I'm assuming they pay really well.

[@JaylaBryant-qb8kr]

what did better help do?? i’m genuinely asking, i always see comments about how youtubers shouldn’t sponsor it but im still confused on the allegations/confirmed actions 😭😭😭 any reply would be greatly appreciated!!

[@kaylabello9587]

@@JaylaBryant-qb8krthey’re accused of not paying their therapists or limiting them by telling them that if they answer their clients past their work hours then they don’t get paid. overall terrible company

[@yugen8195]

@@JaylaBryant-qb8kr there are vids on yt explaining why they are bad.

[@grandempressvicky6387]

​@@JaylaBryant-qb8krsupport Israel/made by a zionist who was in government, treats its therapists like shit, some clients leave the service traumatised etc

[@aderonx]

The beginning of this clip when you are reading Ms. Johnson is definitely giving Tiffany Pollard energy 😂😂😂😂 "She is nothing of the sort"

[@muffinspizza6620]

The braids are pretty 😍 the style is actually cool

[@timothyboykin9318]

16:30 - 🫤 that scene didn't move me either. We ain't gaging

[@maddig361]

Ok but like she should watch The Tearsmith for the next watch party

[@chacharealsmoove]

YOUR HAIR EATS

[@youngscholarslibrary]

The camera work is booty cheeks💀💀💀

[@tobennaokoli17]

Girl… they boutta come after you for Betterhelp, haven you heard?

[@yummers9374]

whats wrong with betterhelp?

[@hungtotheover3385]

@@yummers9374they sell users’ data. They also were exposed for having unprofessional and incompetent therapists. There have been stories of therapists turning up to sessions drunk, skipping out on appointments without explanation or a refund, and simply giving vulnerable people dangerous advice.

[@dolledwon]

@@yummers9374search but they have shady business practices, therapists are mostly bad and unqualified, and their seasons can be cancelled anytime by therapists with NO refund 💀

[@zizidavis4947]

The random wind blowing through her hair every time she have a flashback is killing me 😭😭

[@Superman_fan_013]

For the people who does not know Sony wants to make their own cinematic universe and this is 4th movie and the films they made so far Venom (2018) Venom 2 (2021) Morbius (2022) Madam Web (2024) And the upcoming ones are Kraven the Hunter and Venom 3 coming later this year And el muerto was confirmed 2 months ago so no release date And they already released the trailer to Kraven the Hunter is coming out this August

[@Superman_fan_013]

@anavukas7205 they confirmed venom is coming out in October and Kraven got delayed to December

[@miraxx-]

“what in the miraculous ladybug lucky charm” im sorry that got me 😭

[@NotUrLov3r]

your nails with the graphic tee is soo pretty- earth colors look amazing on you

[@Eexela]

This movie seems like a literally wattpad fanfic 😭😭

[@Malark_o]

"I can see you... standing up for what you believe." 💀💀💀 Goodbye. I'm out.

[@comenerdwithme3346]

My hug thing about the movie when I watched it was that it’s 2 hours long and by like an hour in it felt like NOTHING had been put in place properly for the ending. This movie was a thing

[@jojow.877]

“Where’s my spider? They took my spider👹” oh my god

[@cliffkaiburton]

I CANT BREATHE

[@daeze_w]

Is it just me, or is this giving morbius on every level?

[@shravnimhatre4521]

16:21 Myasthenia gravis is an autoimmune disorder, not a genetic disorder!

[@The_Ooberist_Goober]

13:56 why they gang trauma dump on her like that 💀😭

[@Randomstuffsig]

first off, love your hair girl, i really didn't like this movie at all, you made rewatching it bearable.

[@netflixpartyy]

thank you!!!

[@follama14]

the tanjiro shirt HITSSS

[@gaearin1662]

It was written by the same people that wrote MORBIUS!!!! THE SIGNS WERE THERE!!!

[@HolidayCheerMister]

because when did she fly back though...

[@DarthMechRBLX]

we keep getting these “okay” movies every couple years because Sony has to release any Spider-Man related project in order to keep the rights to him. So sadly we might be getting more “Madam Webbs” in a lil while

[@saywhatna7376]

Anne Hathaway would've been cooler as Webb problems would've made it a lil funnier too. This could've been do much cooler as a movie mystery and having to solve it while learning her powers and the girls powers

[@RiriStark]

Please creatures stop endorsing better help how is everyone selectively forgetting how bad they are🙄 it’s 2024 guys let’s do better

[@justbeingme9819]

!!!

[@mewmew6158]

I don't think people are forgetting, the check is just worth it for some people, especially since it's well known that BetterHelp is trash help.

[@jtm881]

The way I watched this in cinemas with my friends in the hopes that it wouldn't be as bad as people were saying...I was a clown🤡 Also I have to mention the best line in cinematic history: the best thing about the future is that it hasn't happened yet😭 they thought they ate.

[@getlowpapoose]

I watched this yesterday! I was genuinely pissed off whilst watching it. Started fast forwarding some parts

[@SVT_dara]

"what in the miraculous ladybug lucky charm-" had me cackling 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@milaocean888]

i didn’t watch this in the theaters but if i did i would’ve got up and left

[@meskoulaikrame6988]

watching movies with you always makes them more enjoyable than they actually are. 💗

[@blavastly]

That intro was so wholesome haha, it's definitely T-Shirting.

[@candyb2205]

you just saved two hours of my life by uploading this video cos wtf was that?!

[@i-only-eat-cold-oranges]

they way everyone acts with no emotion or passion.. there was not a single moving or nice scene

[@LIyah_Duma]

Girl the title sent me lmao cause what!????😭😭😭😭

[@mylittleakuma]

As a comic nerd, that movie had me in tears 😭🙏

[@nonkosikhumalo1886]

The title itself took me out😭😭

[@metaphoricalgenius]

What in the twilight was that first 5 mins of the movie😂