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[@monhi64]

The popular boy just showing up to the bait shop at 7 am buying worms and heading immediately to school is one of the most subtlety hilarious plot oversights I’ve seen in awhile

[@AngelofGrace96]

Look Bella, it's a worm!

[@HollywoodNeu]

It's like each scene of this movie was written by different people and they didn't talk to each other

[@mcwjes]

That's how he makes friends. "Behold! Pocket worms!"

[@yourshoulderdevil5229]

@@mcwjes I'd be friends with someone who showed me his pocket worms.

[@getschwifty5271]

@@drfm16 lol sorry im stoned but "worms in pockets" reminds me of when I was drunk af downtown one time & I gave a couple cigs to a homeless guy i was chillin with & he gave me a handful of chex mix as thanks. Drunk me put it in my pockets. The next day I was so confused as to why there was chex mix all over my floor & in one of my jean pockets 😂 Good times!

[@RagingBrachy]

He is such a princess protection program

[@landenbanks8919]

I wouldn't put I past him

[@sof0099]

@RedStar 123 stop spamming please

[@MillieEyelash14]

He truly is 🥺❤️

[@silly_bunny985]

Fr

[@KokaKola633]

So true!

[@ashlynvandergrift9384]

One thing about this movie that has stuck with me my whole life, is when the popular girl pours yogurt all over Rosie or something and Carter says 'they're making a fool out of you' and Rosie stands up, shoulders back and says 'I'm no fool. and she cannot make something out of me that I am not' and walks away with dignity. Iconic moment time to be sure.

[@Random-sk6hm]

what an ICON

[@LynnAgain83]

😒

[@1-800-hcbrigs]

Obsessed

[@TPNsBiggestFan]

SLAYY

[@Majinbuu4740]

Cringe

[@Satanhadapoint]

“You’re going to camp 😄 work 😐” killed me 😭😭😭

[@fatimapacheco6949]

FR LOL

[@charlesbradshaw5183]

Demi lovato gets sent to the gulag

[@jasperjazzie]

as a princess greg i can confirm i'm being protected by danny thank you danny

[@rebelsleighter]

thank you danny

[@S_a_m_]

Thank you Danny

[@greekfreak1436]

I too am a princess greg, and I am also in mortal danger that only Danny can solve

[@NateS917]

But do you have squishy bones?

[@breadanbuttwr]

Thank you Danny 😼

[@meiguess6765]

As a Nigerian Prince trying to give away my fortune to women via email, can confirm that Danny is princess protection program. Thank you for all you do

[@itsmefm]

Oh if you're a prince then is there a prince protection program or do they leave yall out to hang

[@jackiecozzie4803]

@Wrath⸜⁄ bro that's so spooky omg 😨😨😨😨

[@godmodeextreme]

@Safoutop10thebestyoutubeur guess I'll die :/

[@nonmilavoda]

@@jackiecozzie4803 what did he say?

[@jackiecozzie4803]

@@nonmilavoda it was just something about me getting cursed to die unless I subbed to his channel lol

[@wipeyourtearss]

“Imagine getting bullied so hard you got assassinated” had me crying

[@rickyrickstan563]

First reply

[@_IceBirb_]

Second Reply

[@seanmananig4267]

Third reply

[@gut853]

Sixty-ninth reply from the future

[@justforfun9780]

Four Hundred-Twentieth reply from September 8th, 2042 CE (Covid Era)

[@ShockedLogic]

"The Princess is absolutely cracked, m'lord" had me in tears

[@lamibonxd]

16:40

[@sairaaahmedd1306]

I feel like Danny isn’t really familiar with common Louisiana culture like going to school with a freshly purchased can of worms or having your homecoming dress delivered by your bus driver

[@-starrysunrise-2908]

As a can of worms, I can confirm

[@maleeliy1232]

As a bus driver delivering homecoming dresses I too can confirm.

[@Sandyman8]

As the entire state of Louisiana a can also confirm.

[@Andyatl2002]

Bus driver is clearly working two jobs it’s hard out there

[@3llaThe8]

As the bus in Louisiana, I can confirm.

[@yawninglion1677]

I have always thought it was hysterical that the popular girl was so obsessed with becoming homecoming queen that she literally decided to hand Rosie over to the murderous dictator who took over her country. Like dang, that's actually legit evil and the movie doesn't really explore that.

[@TacticusPrime]

I mean, slay. And by slay, I mean slay monarchs. Yass queen, or rather Nope queen.

[@CeceSamara]

Like that’s a lot to unpack there so we’re just going to throw out the full suitcase 😂😅

[@CelestineGup]

That's based tbh, down with the monarchy

[@cooliostarstache5474]

@@CelestineGup Monarchy bad, but violent military enslavement of a country is ok? Lol

[@CelestineGup]

@@cooliostarstache5474 exactly

[@stopmakingsausage_eggandcheese]

The way Danny’s sticking with the “IM RADIO REBEL” title just with different Disney channel movies movies is commitment and I love him

[@prestontheruler9332]

@RedStar 123 no bot

[@rebelsleighter]

waiting for a "IM HIGHSCHOOL MUSICAL"

[@prestontheruler9332]

@RedStar 123 he didnt

[@rebelsleighter]

and the sequels "IM HIGHSCHOOL MUSICAL 2 AND 3"

[@prestontheruler9332]

@@rebelsleighter yeah lol

[@dionemartins0212]

Funny how the hispanic main character princess has no accent, but the hispanic villain general has one...

[@viccolasvic9461]

Hm curious 🤔

[@andrijaobradovic9665]

the hispanic villain for some reason has a russian coat of arms on his hat

[@enriquev1271]

The racism is unreal in this movie 🥲

[@PoleTooke]

@@enriquev1271it really is

[@carcrashkardashian9006]

They get away with it by including that she speaks many languages fluently

[@samisbasement]

i just want to say i genuinely love danny squeezing "bones getting squishy" into all of these videos

[@plutoniumparker3849]

Sameee

[@rebelsleighter]

one of these days his bones will get squishy

[@mila-lt3hf]

ah yes my favorite symptom

[@vynarellano3686]

I don't think I noticed that. When did he start?

[@Charlotte_char4]

@@vynarellano3686 the mermaid movie video one of the characters has squishy bones at night and it go’s on and on

[@spoonsclankingmenacingly2341]

Can we also talk about how her actual name was Rosalinda and the disguise name they went with was Rosey

[@scarlettrahnavard3101]

Right should have gone with Linda.

[@Starsaroundmyscars.13]

@@scarlettrahnavard3101 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@garfieldbrooks]

it reminds me of that one scene in shang-chi where katy says "you changed your name from 'shang' to 'shawn'? no wonder ur dad found u"

[@wonderlucky1912]

No one will ever figure out her real name. *After all her real name is Rosalinda. And her alias name is Rosie.* Those 2 names are absolutely not similar at all. No one would suspect anything.

[@wonderlucky1912]

@@scarlettrahnavard3101 I agree with you, it would have been more inconspicuous. The secret Princess Program program needs to do better job with their Princess alias names.

[@xXAcidBathXx]

I’m guessing that the answer to why there are so many princesses in the princess protection program is that they don’t just help princesses, but all noble women ( duchesses , ladies, countesses,queens, empresses ,viscountesses, baronesses,marchionesses).

[@c0ttage]

this is an actually wild story politically

[@lungse.2565]

Dukes and below may have a title, but they aren't royalty

[@xXAcidBathXx]

@@lungse.2565 thanks for pointing that out to me! I edited it

[@FrenkTheJoy]

How did you remember the proper pluralization of everything except duchesses and ladies?

[@xXAcidBathXx]

@@FrenkTheJoy I don’t know. I am a idiot

[@snailmix]

The scene where Rosie cooks for them is made infinitely funnier by the fact that she just made chicken and rice. Carter is like "That's too fancy" and it's literally chicken and rice. They just used the Spanish translation to make it sound like some intricate cultural dish

[@elsie8757]

I remember this part of the movie though- Rosie _tells_ Carter it's just chicken and rice literally the second after she says that. She/the movie isn't trying to pretend it's a fancy dish, Carter's just being a hater.

[@bammythegreat]

@@elsie8757 iirc its because carter's mom died and the stuff rosie brought out to decorate for dinner was her moms. she says the line like "we haven't had a meal like this since...." but it's never addressed later so who knows tbh

[@enderturtlegaming7194]

I love how Danny always goes into great detail for the first 2 thirds of the movie but then quickly glosses over the conclusion

[@llux]

yeah that last part felt so rushed

[@enderturtlegaming7194]

@@llux it always does that’s just how Danny roles

[@Cavemanner]

@Leaked Videos do you really think this is going to do anything other than getting you reported and your account suspended? Dumba** bot.

[@potassiumqueen]

@@Cavemanner do you really think this comment is going to get seen by the bot & stop them from continuing? Dumba** human, /j

[@haruthegremlin]

lol yeah i didnt realize it was over for a second, i spaced out and he was like "and thats the end of the movie"

[@rebelsleighter]

danny has been radio rebel, lemonade mouth, camp rock and now he is princess protection program, hes evolved so much over the past couple years

[@crabbydabby789]

all that hard work.

[@malwinelogina9781]

I am gonna tear up. So proud

[@MashieMutt]

@@crabbydabby789 Must have learned all that from his summer at Camp Work

[@CheerUp2]

Its so funny to me because these are all Disney movies that mean nothing to me and I actively went out of my way to ignore

[@olivia_vermast]

They grow up so fast:,)

[@badmiracle]

i know it’s a disney channel movie with a budget of like $10 and it’s not that serious, but it’s so funny that the “transformation” demi’s character undergoes as she enters basically the most extreme form of witness protection is like…they curl her hair a little bit 😭

[@badmiracle]

they couldn’t even give my sister a wig. i’m sick.

[@rlovelace1307]

they cut 2cm of hair and suddenly she was unrecognizable

[@videogames9885]

even in universe the "transformation" was useless because her classmate instantly recognized her when she saw demi's picture in the magazine at school. so what was the point of including the transformation scene?😭

[@s4turdayss]

unrelated but i love ur username 🤭

[@misscrankypantss]

Maybe that's why she got recognized by the popular girls 😂 like if they did a better job she might not have been almost kidnapped and killed again?

[@julianacuellar5699]

As a latina, "arroz con pollo" is like the LEAST FANCIEST MEAL anyone can ever prepare, lol. It's yummy, but not fancy at all

[@rydiaofmist]

True. As a latina I can confirm that. That's a meal my mom would make regularly. Its delicious tho but not fancy

[@mayormaynotbeacoolguy3686]

Yeah, my mom makes that like any time she doesn't wanna put a lot of effort into cooking

[@begintothink]

Next time you make chicken and rice just tell everyone it's arroz con pollo.....average Americans will just say "ooooo wow.....fancy...."

[@angelicavences9357]

thats kind of the point

[@baintreachas]

​@@begintothink yea i'm not making spaghetti i'm haciendo espagueti

[@maciejczumaj6514]

Fun fact: the princess was good at bowling because it reminded her of her time in her homeland, mainly rolling the decapitated heads of peasants who dared to question the royal rule into their deattached limbs through her palace gate

[@elishafollet5347]

The guy who threw the coup was a hero who try to establish a democracy for the people DOWN WITH THE MONARCHY!

[@bigfanofdong]

Good Lord

[@maciejczumaj6514]

@@htac22849 from the pamphlets dropped out of a pretty banged up plane the rebelion has mustered to fight the current royalty propaganda

[@maciejczumaj6514]

Aand this is my most liked comment I'm honestly kinda disappointed this isn't my best work

[@euno6793]

This. Is not vrry fun

[@ko379]

As someone who grew up in Louisiana, I can assure you that every 12 year old girl here loved this movie. We found it weird that it was so obviously not filmed here, but the lack of accent and such didn’t bother us. It was just nice to see Louisiana people on tv living normally and not as toothless hicks.

[@chronicbrightside8757]

felt the same when i read "looking for alaska" which was set in alabama. its always nice when your home-state isnt treated stereotypically.

[@Itzezyyyy]

True, I can see how not being stereotyped for once on tv can feel like a breath of fresh air and isn’t eye roll inducing

[@allisonmatson4852]

YES THANK YOU 😭

[@theflaminglitten-fo6jd]

honestly it felt weird for danny to say all the stuff about louisiana...I live here and you wouldnt say i had a southern accent or "country" mannerisms. its not like everyone here is the same ._.

[@GuyWhoKnowsThings]

I wish people would show Wisconsin people as cheese obsessed alcoholic hill billies who live with their cows

[@ChimesLing]

This movie was actually filmed in Puerto Rico! The practice coronation scene was done in a historic building called Casa España and the school scenes are in a school called Colegió San Ignacio. It was a really big deal back in the day that these Disney Channel stars where here and Disney was doing a huge casting call for extras. I and a couple of my friends auditioned and some of my friends are actually in the movie. What a time to be a teen 😅!

[@jocelynecupcake]

That would have been so fun! ^u^ I watched this movie when I was about 7 or 8 and it was a big deal to us. When I was a teen, I really didn't care for these movies. Now I'm an adult and I understand the hype still LOL

[@alejandroalvarado4178]

I was looking for comment mentioning that was made in Puerto Rico. I’m from Puerto Rico and I remember being excited when I read Disney Channel decided to film a couple movies in the island giving the chance to a lot of local people to work.

[@tezimori_03]

@@alejandroalvarado4178 Same!! It was really exciting news for most of us in Puerto Rico

[@Lucaz99]

they should have made the movie be in Puerto Rico instead of Luisiana since they were already there lol

[@pileofwit]

Would have been funny if the character was a princess from an unknown island called Puerto Rico

[@disguisedcentennial835]

I’m surprised nobody, including Danny, is confused over why she was getting crowned Queen when both parents were still alive

[@tensugarcubes]

i mean if they decided to step down from the throne or if it was just cultural tp costa luna

[@libbybollinger5901]

Is her father alive? I thought we only saw her mother?

[@dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327]

No Rosie’s father died.

[@casadilla111]

Plot twist: The queen and the princess were in a bitter power struggle, and the coup was either paid off by the queen (hence the reluctance of the guard to draw his sword) or his attempt to take advantage of the already precarious struggle so he could take power and instill some stability in the leadership. These Disney plot lines are DEEP.

[@otterwithadarkside4422]

I thought her dad was dead

[@chloehebert9332]

As someone from rural Louisiana, homecoming actually is a big deal to teenage girls. And foreign undercover princesses can expect to be exposed if it secures the homecoming queen position of another candidate. Those are just the rules here

[@MrJohn0fficial]

My name 🎉❤❤

[@bekahswanson]

“They had us in the first half, not gonna lie” lol

[@lintea6207]

i mean, what else would teenage girls be interested in if they lived in louisiana

[@kenos911]

@lin tea obviously the French colonial trade, which is still a very big part of modern society. I’m from 1720 btw

[@quangamershyguyyz7166]

@@bekahswanson shit

[@ernie39]

I think it would have been fun if, when the general showed up to the high school homecoming dance, he ended up being crowned homecoming king/queen, helping him realize that it is more fulfilling to be loved than to be feared

[@DrawciaGleam02]

Um, okay??

[@waft3823]

love this actually

[@lexirey430]

Maybe the TRUE queen… was inside us all along 😏😌

[@vixenedge]

im dyin 😂😂

[@marymik7372]

I think he wants both- for people to fear how much they love him

[@SirAsdf]

I like how Danny is still so proud of that "squishy bones" joke that he still references it 2 years later.

[@fandomneutral2823]

its been two years??!!

[@FauxFoxPaw]

@fandom neutral yeah that upset me to read too.

[@idk5491]

It’s almost been 3 years☹️

[@kanishkjaiswal5088]

Can you tell me the video where that joke was?

[@itsmefm]

No way it's been that long, which vid was it from??

[@SpeedyWeedyYT]

I always thought it was fucked up they sent a south Asian princess (who’s probably never experienced below zero temperatures) to an Arctic wasteland, while Rosie is just sent to an American high school because she demanded it.

[@charlesweber5052]

You say that, but you’re probably not safe in an American high school

[@frankisnot1148]

She really is a bit out of touch if she ASKED to be in an american public school

[@BIueRingedOctopus]

Yeah, I’m sure there were millions of better places than that

[@LOBSTERMANN3000]

@@charlesweber5052yea no she literally almost got kidnapped while she was there😭

[@effie9140]

Go outside. You’re pathetic

[@paradiigm781]

Nearly choked on my lunch with how much "You're going to Camp [Work]!" caught me off guard LMAOOO

[@sunnythemartian]

same hjdkskj

[@morganlefay3385]

i always loved how demi lovato's interpretation of "how to speak like a foreign princess" was just "don't use any contractions"

[@chocolatericecakes]

that and ~posture~

[@bodyhairpositive9485]

What do you mean by contraction? I only know contractions as uterine contractions

[@morganlefay3385]

@@bodyhairpositive9485 like "don't" is a contraction of "do not"

[@inyrui]

To be fair, it was probably the script writer and the director who told her to do that and not her own interpretation lol. I don't think she wrote her own dialogue

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@inyrui Yeah peoole act like actors are the writers, idk why

[@punyparkerr]

i like how the popular girl thinks that if rosie dies, she’ll be homecoming queen as if they wouldn’t make rosie homecoming queen by default because she was literally just assassinated.

[@slaw2942]

The dad looking at his daughter in her homecoming dress and saying he can’t call her pal anymore is one of the most bizarrely unsettling things I’ve ever heard 😅

[@genimhale401]

Same Danny's why hit deep I was like...YEA WHY?!

[@Maya-gb7if]

I always thought it was a joke that she’s all grown up and isn’t a little tomboy anymore. So now he needs a better nickname to fit her more

[@genimhale401]

@@Maya-gb7if I think that's what they were going for but all she did was put on a dress. Why couldn't he still call her pal? She's literally not changed lol

[@Maya-gb7if]

@@genimhale401 ya it’s still a stupid comment to make lol

[@project_letters]

@@Maya-gb7if did no one proof read the script?!

[@elsietheblipblop4738]

the fact that danny still manages to sprinkle in a "my bones are getting squishy" reference in his videos cracks me up

[@_sandy_]

hahaha yes

[@karinasquire5190]

Time stamp please lol

[@kaidendegroat2584]

@@karinasquire5190 12:55

[@sunsetskye483]

It’s funny even without context, but so much funnier with it

[@danyfirerloveluck5548]

i got so happy when he say that.

[@DRofYouTube]

One, I’m glad you’re keeping the “my bones are getting squishy” joke alive, two, this video is exactly why I love your channel, goofy jokes about random ass movies.

[@Starsaroundmyscars.13]

sameeeee

[@anthonybrakus5280]

I love this 3000!

[@hannahsanders760]

This and when he says “legal” idk why but it’s so familiar and comforting lol

[@beefythecow3909]

wait where did the joke originate from

[@ThetThip]

@@beefythecow3909 i think the youtube videos "Scales: The mermaid movie no-one asked for" by danny gonzalez

[@Angry_Ostrich]

Imagine being friend zoned by your own dad.

[@fizzy_buzz]

LMFAO

[@danzinno]

The “you’re going to camp WORK” joke really did me in. Truly 9:06 had me choking on pudding, you’ve outdone yourself

[@lucianom.d7208]

I’m not trying to be annoying, but my son is having surgery soon and I’m trying to spread the message. If you can please at least watch the video I made about him it mean the world.

[@drewcomparato111]

I was looking for this comment😂 that was way funnier than it should have been

[@ernie39]

same here fjdkf

[@edithputhy4948]

he really said arbeit macht frei 😭

[@VueiyVisarelli]

Bro, same, except I almost spit out my spaghet! 😂🤣😂

[@HighFiveTheHorizon]

Props to Popular Girl Bully™ for having her priorities straight. Could have somehow weaselled her way into a powerful position in Costa Luna or Costa Estrella or at least wealth, but she kept to being prom queen. Good for her! Also, Danny, that is a nice sweater, and you look good in it

[@ajsan5841]

the main popular girl's father owns a successful franchise or something like that, so she doesn't have to worry about money much.

[@ostiatxoribat2680]

99999999

[@Cavemanner]

Hahaha I didn't catch the name of the other country until your comment. Literally just Moon Coast and Star Coast. How lazy can the writers get‽

[@syra1541]

i was gonna mention the sweater too

[@motunuiwoods8615]

​@@ajsan5841 she doesn't seem to be the type to be satisfied with that. It would line up with her personality a lot more to try to get in on the deal imo if she's already willing to put the princess in danger just to be prom queen lol

[@fraidalicious6687]

As a princess under the protection of the Princess Protection Program I can confirm that they have upgraded their system tremendously. We are now properly prepared before being sent off to Antarctica or Louisiana instead of getting just a two minute advance notice. Thank You.

[@helplessnarwhal3722]

Get ready to pack up Fraidalicious, you just told the world your secret ffs

[@urmomslover1064]

Im calling the general

[@raulssorban]

@@urmomslover1064 waiiiit no haha that's crazy

[@Mercurio2435]

Yeah, but how good is your bowling score?

[@Random-sk6hm]

As the General of a foreign unknown country I can confirm that their security and preparation systems have been upgraded. Now, it's a lot more difficult for me to show up on US soil in full uniform with armed guards without anyone including the CIA or FBI being suspicious.

[@Kaylen1231McKay]

I love how they send her to literally the most dangerous state to live in when the whole movie is about protecting her💀

[@ryansardin613]

Danny's anti-monarchy tangent was unexpected but hilarious

[@Random-sk6hm]

The Crown Protection Command has been notified.

[@samb3209]

Unexpectedly based moment

[@thedarklrd6714]

He must have been a French revolutionary in a past life

[@lyricperson24]

i love that the writers were like “ooh, rural louisiana! that’ll be a totally different place for this princess!” but then they did nothing with it other than set it in a bait shop with worms. like bro they’re in the SWAMP, we got gators and nutria rats out here!! the mosquitoes alone would’ve killed her! but they were just like “worms? worms are good enough. let’s cover demi in worms”

[@lyricperson24]

“i’ve loved living in louisiana-“ danny: alright now i know the writers have never been there me, a louisiana native: goddamn right

[@yikesyourchunkyhostilityha2321]

Nutria rats? What is that?

[@FrenkTheJoy]

@@yikesyourchunkyhostilityha2321 Something you could google yourself!

[@claja_]

@@yikesyourchunkyhostilityha2321 they’re like if you blended a beaver and a rat together

[@sunnythemartian]

@@FrenkTheJoy💀

[@marchhoney6329]

Can’t lie this was one of my favorite DCOMs as a kid. Political intrigue? Makeovers? Female friendship? Iconic

[@userunavailable579]

Same!!

[@coatimundi69]

do you like fire emblem now

[@shymecha]

​@@coatimundi69 I loved this movie as a child and now I love fire emblem lol 😭

[@gusharman6403]

The three essentials.

[@escotanner]

​@@shymechaSame. Explains so much

[@plazmacid]

as a louisianan i will say this is a fairly accurate representation of life in southern louisiana. the accents aren't noticeable, because they aren't there, though most born louisianans DO have at least a slight tang, it's not unreasonable for millenials/gen z who live in relatively big cities to have almost unnoticeable accents. so yeah! movie still got a lot of flaws tho. feels great to be represented, albeit weirdly

[@yourrejectallamerican]

I think when you refer to relatively big cities you’re referring to New Orleans and New Orleans only lol. There’s no big cities here and a lot of people have accents lol

[@chas1939]

Every time I watch this video, I wonder if Danny has been to Louisiana.

[@harperstevensg5s]

I live in Louisiana but if I got cast as someone who lives in Louisiana, my inner southern demons would come out.

[@captainevenslower4400]

Danny's room changed just like fast food architecture from cheerful child to depressed adult. I can relate.

[@alexanderk.6869]

THAT'S what it is. I was wondering why these more recent videos felt off to me

[@ashleykraning8773]

@@alexanderk.6869 same

[@HugeChad69]

I like his new room whats the issue

[@Paroex]

@@HugeChad69 They're probably referring to the lack of colour and non-linear decorations. While this has certainly been popular for a good decade+ by now, meaning that you're far from alone in liking it, it's hard to argue that it's playful and childlike.

[@Klichaie]

I miss the Greg Letters.

[@Mi-be1os]

The absolute absurdity of that bowling sketch actually made me laugh out loud

[@Starsaroundmyscars.13]

i was expecting it to like hit him but then his arm fell off lol

[@stop--]

For real. That had to have been the funniest sketch Danny’s made yet and that’s saying something. 😂

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

I was wondering when I'd find a comment talking about that skit lol. It cracked me up because I didn't expect it to go on for so long. It kept getting weirder lmao. Bless Danny.

[@theunreadyone]

It felt like a kurtis Conner sketch

[@lusikxi9296]

I was cackling aahahaha

[@Ghost5O5]

I remember my school was holding a movie day and was taking suggestions, and me having been a 7 year old at the time obsessed with crappy Disney movies, tried to suggest this movie. I didn't remember the title except that it had "princess" in it, so I had them go through every princess movie until I recognized the cover. I convinced the boys to watch it by telling them it had a helicopter and sword fight scene. Seeing this video reawakened that memory, and I don't know how to feel about that

[@jojbenedoot7459]

You did good in the world

[@user-zh4vo1kw1z]

You didn't tell a single lie. At worst, you made some boys aware of the value of skeptical interpretation of biassed reporting...

[@doesntmatter6361]

@@user-zh4vo1kw1z lmao

[@SethsterFilms]

epic troll

[@xerilaun]

doing gods work

[@vlad5042]

a group of mean popular girls finding out that the new girl at the school whos getting all the attention is secretly in the witness protection program and trying to get her exposed to the criminals hunting her to eliminate her as a rival for homecoming queen sounds like a funny plotline in a scream queens type black comedy show

[@PotatoDonki]

"How many princesses are there in the world?" I'm kinda surprised Danny didn't already have that information bookmarked.

[@zyonmontango]

I make entertaining videos as well🙏

[@yourhomophobicuncle]

He definitely has it bookmarked now. Now whenever someone asks he can just click on the bookmark.

[@deadcorpse69]

but really, how many princess really are there in the world?

[@Cookieisaqueer]

@@yourhomophobicuncle as a fellow queer I love your pfp

[@yourhomophobicuncle]

@@Cookieisaqueer thank you

[@wannabeismyuser]

Danny showed us today that the princess protection program was really inside everyone of us all along

[@lunaballuna]

@DoNotreadmyprofilephoto go away.

[@myriftwarden]

maybe the real princess protection program was the ones we made along the way

[@komibur]

Everyone is princess protection program

[@wannabeismyuser]

@@myriftwarden no maybe about it!

[@wannabeismyuser]

@@komibur and so it begins..!

[@solarcynicism]

also can we talk about how WILD of a concept it is for ALL the princesses that r in danger to be gathered in the same building like that????? all it takes is 1 bad guy finding that base or wtv and then boom.. no more princesses!

[@LifeInPink999]

And what happened to all the Princess? One would assume that at least some of them have male siblings and if they are in danger so are their brothers. Are they separated because this secret agency only work with girls is there another secret agency for male heirs? Why is there no one to protect the Queen mother? Her being captured doesn’t make things easier.

[@taimasplash]

(this is completely unrelated to the video btw) funnily enough the us government has precautions about this exact thing happening. like if the president and a bunch of higher ups/cabinet officials are in one place, one of them has to stay in a secure bunker or whatever so that if they get bombed, at least one person is capable of running the country.

[@anstupid4093]

​@@taimasplashYou mean we can't clean put America's government with one swoop???! DAMMIT

[@John_Smith_60]

Except the one in Antarctica. That's actually brilliant! She's the designated survivor princess.

[@7_Do_You_Like_Scary_Movies_7]

16:41 “the princess is absolutely cracked m’lord,” 😭

[@cammarie23]

Fun fact: parts of this movie were filmed in Puerto Rico, including the scene where she is escaping with Major Mason. So that wasn't LA, but actually it was Puerto Rico and it was a VERY big deal for me as a kid living on the island because I LOVED disney. Love your videos Danny, was hoping you'd do this movie!

[@carolinaferrer2619]

sameeeee

[@ILSquirtles23]

Ayo what I knew they filmed the wizards of waverly place movie here but not this one

[@deilylyrret]

So what I'm hearing is Puerto Rico has a secret monarchy

[@lillegoman]

throwing in CAPITAL letters is so ANNOYING i love it

[@carolinaferrer2619]

@@ILSquirtles23 yea the school scenes were filmed in all boy schools 😭

[@raulssorban]

As a Princess in the Princess Protection Program, I can confirm that the quality of life has been tremendously improved for us upcoming Queens from Antarctica. They're giving us now 3 crumbs of bread every 2 hours and a bubble gum to exercise our facial muscles so we don't freeze to death. Thank you, Danny!

[@Random-sk6hm]

As the General of a foreign unknown country I can confirm that their security has been upgraded. Now, it's a lot more difficult for me to show up on US soil in full uniform with armed guards without anyone including the CIA or FBI being suspicious.

[@itiswhatitismindset]

as a general of a different foreign country i can confirm i will be coming after you because you just revealed your location 🤩🤩

[@pretzelman945]

Lmfao

[@charliedarlin]

Thank you for the updates, Princess Raul ♡

[@Josh-yn4yi]

Danny and Drew literally both had drastic changes on their hair, One got shaved, and one was dyed blue. Now both of their hair is back to normal and cut short. I knew you guys were the same person!

[@mybigyear]

And they approaching their 30's too or maybe they are 25,? Puberty is ending regardless

[@rebelsleighter]

kurtis is also the same person but he looks different from both of them just to throw everyone off

[@friendlyneigborhoodbean]

@@mybigyear they're into their 30s already

[@leleakuhonuaa]

@RedStar 123 man i dont give a

[@bored_png]

Kurtis is next....

[@FurretWok]

The Princess Protection Program is a half-assed version of the Witness Protection Program even though it's an international organization protecting royalty instead of a federal organization protecting average people and criminals. They just gave her a nickname and moved her out of the country even though her name and face is in international news, even some random mean girl at her school figured it out.

[@MisterFribble]

16:40 "The princess is absolutely cracked, my lord" absolutely killed me.

[@ashbanayat2683]

Yes 💀

[@rcole7274]

Did Danny order the hit on you?

[@realyangjj]

12:40 “I’m a worm now. I was a princess and now I’m a worm. They’ll never find me here.” I laughed so hard

[@adrianaheiler9794]

And 'she feels more comfortable with worms than at highschool'- said in such an unbelieving tone as if that wasn't the most relatable and realistic thing in the whole movie!

[@emofurryboyfriendasmr]

I've never related to something so hard as a trans perosn

[@Preppybabiess]

lol me too

[@pap-fr]

​@@emofurryboyfriendasmrwhat??????

[@Stealtxh]

Its so funny how Danny almost always includes the iconic “squishy bones”

[@ponk0217]

guys, my bones are getting squishy!

[@vanessabalendra8995]

I love how the squishy bones joke is still here after so long. Usually KZbinrs will just forget or never repeat a joke again but Danny actually sticks with them. It feels like we have our own inside jokes.

[@coatimundi69]

danny's squishy bones, drew's I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH KRISTY NORTH, & brutalmoose's "plop" are all some of my favorite running KZbinr gags lol

[@vykepp5709]

Gotta love how the princess has a super feminine name and the tomboy has a typically male name.

[@K_sawftie]

Jessica 💓💝💞❤️‍🔥💘 Tom 👹👹

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

As a tomboy with a slightly feminized boy name, I can confirm this is exactly how the world works. Mothers just know which girls are girly and which ones aren’t. No coincidences here.

[@reallifesupermann]

Gotta love how you find a way to be offended by nothing

[@vviqxing]

@@reallifesupermann offended? how ?

[@ohnobro3594]

@@reallifesupermannwooooosh

[@maiahamilton2331]

Fun fact, I actually met the screenwriter of princess protection program in class and he told us he came up with the entire story DURING the pitch meeting. COMPLETELY OFF THE CUFF.

[@PersonToTheSIms]

and that’s why it’s iconic 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@kenos911]

LOL

[@cheddarsunchipsyes8144]

Wow wow wow wow wow. Super easy, barely an inconvenience for that dude.

[@helplessnarwhal3722]

I don’t know if this is true but I want it to be so bad

[@yuki97kira]

"So, you have a movie for me?"

[@kableeve3581]

Danny being so vocally anti monarch made my day 10x better

[@paullol7852]

I still don't get the craze about anti-monarchy lol, most monarchies are just symbols and figureheads. Also most monarchies are democracies, bc of Prime ministers, etc. I only have a problem with absolute Monarchies, except for Vatican city, bc the pope is cool and also he is elected. I mean sure its unfair that they get wealth but honestly I dont pay attention. Good for them is all i can say :)

[@zoop5396]

Truly a W human

[@barnacles1352]

didnt expect him to be this awesome

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

I mean, is ANYONE actually pro monarchy?

[@xandi9081]

@@n48_art yeah that makes sense

[@sorio99]

I like how the more clearly Hispanic girl was cast as the American tomboy, while the nonbinary mixed-race Demi was cast as the Vaguely-Spanish princess.

[@madnessofmortals]

Real, her name is literally Selena 😂

[@N0T_MY_N4M3]

danny is the essence of princess protection program and the fact that he has to incorporate the squishy bones in almost every one of his videos is sending me

[@lillie4431]

best callback ever

[@carliebrown8267]

What video is that joke originally from?

[@megsnut9728]

@@carliebrown826799% sure it's from "scales: the mermaid movie nobody asked for"

[@N0T_MY_N4M3]

@@carliebrown8267 scales a mermaids tale or smth like that

[@annieoddo1475]

I love that Danny’s still keeping up the old “my bones are getting squishy” trope from that one terrifying mermaid movie lmao

[@sunnythemartian]

they removed it from netflix before i could watch it and i wanna cry 😭

[@bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594]

I love how they're like "We're sending you to a place where no one will ever find you" and their first thought was like "Let's send her to live with the man who just fought off the dictator who now probably knows his name and face and can find where he lives very easily"

[@Random-sk6hm]

LMAO

[@digaddog6099]

People in certain government positions are kept off of certain records. It can actually be very difficult to find someone with just a name and face. Don't ask me how I know this.

[@bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594]

@@digaddog6099 it was a joke bud

[@bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594]

@@digaddog6099but…how do you KNOW this?

[@sleepybunny2390]

Maybe the real princess protection program were the friends we made along the way

[@elsaamanda5999]

I love Rosie's transformation. The general would be like "That's not Rosalinda, her hair is 7 inches longer than that!"

[@rena-sans]

thanks for speaking up on the endangered princess issue we are currently facing :(

[@komibur]

Im here to help

[@Tobberias]

@@komibur Thank you for your service

[@capobucciarati8324]

Crying at her dish being called "Chicken and rice A la flower" and dramatically revealing what seems like plain brown rice with ketchup

[@HighFiveTheHorizon]

Isn't the dish name mixed spanish and italian?

[@faithjones6202]

I'm pretty sure it's red bell peppers but like yeah where is the chicken😂

[@gemlue7827]

I wouldn’t be surprised if the writers just put together words they’d heard in Latino dishes lmao

[@nobodyimportant291]

The fact that they found rice super fancy as well when it's like one of the most typical dishes too 💀

[@capobucciarati8324]

@@faithjones6202 LOL You're probably right, I spent my whole life thinking it was fancily placed ketchup and thought it was hilarious

[@lorxlxi]

The “IM RADIO REBEL” and squishy bones commitment is amazing lol

[@ANDYgarciaANDY]

If the princess is from an isolated island off somewhere- than how does the father work at the princess protection agency (the island place) and make it back home everyday??

[@raind0ll]

i didn't even think about that LMAO

[@claritey]

Yeah, I was really confused by how he works in a small Spanish island nation that isn't on many maps but lives in Louisiana. That's either a hell of a commute everyday or the island is located in the Gulf of Mexico.

[@pandajesus5052]

Okokok hear me out *cosplaying the writers, taking out my notebook and pretending I’m not making things up on the fly*: so the movie’s actually set in the future and he goes to work by entering a hologram machine in his home that makes him be in the Small Island Country. Now how does he interact with objects in the Island Country if he’s a hologram, you ask? Well ok um- he... it’s the future ok holograms are solid now. Wait no actually it’s the future, he can teleport. But only *he* can do it and only from his specific machine because otherwise that creates a bunch of plot holes if everyone can just teleport. Also yk what, fuck it, maybe it was a twin brother that’s living a double life.

[@sophia7715]

yeah, and if he works there how has his daughter never heard of the country? she doesn’t know what her dad does for a living? and why does he also own a bait shop?

[@bigbearkat2010]

Right? Like he shows up as her bodyguard and I'm like "wait I thought he had a bait shop, why is he here now?"

[@yellowhouse4911]

Funnily enough, in Wizards of Waverly Place, Serena Gomez character also gets covered in chocolate and even pours it on the ground to use it as a little water slide. So maybe being covered in liquid chocolate is the Disney equivalent to Dan Schneider shows always having feet shots

[@eternalbliss330]

happens in hannah montana and suite life too

[@user-en7dx1qp3k]

Maybe they bulk bought a boatload of fake liquid chocolate and spent the next five years trying to get rid of it

[@boomitscocosucker]

@@user-en7dx1qp3k tbh it's the only reasonable thing I can think of. Well not reasonable but you get what I mean🧍🏼‍♀️

[@luistsethlikai4199]

Didn't something like this happen in Bunk'd or Jessie as well?

[@DeathnoteBB]

oh god please no

[@BIGMUSICUNIVERSAL]

So in the princess-protectionverse, once a general just storms into your palace and throws a sword at your crown, he's taken over your country? No war, military struggle, nothing? He's just like, "This is mine now!" Man, that would make coups so much less complicated, you know?

[@elishafollet5347]

Maybe it was a military coup so he already convinced most of the military and police to serve him instead? And perhaps most of his forces were busy violently putting down riots/protests of camera?

[@Nattfare]

Did you forget that there was also one guy rolling around in chocolate? Then you know that it is a serious coup that can't be prevented.

[@frosthammer917]

But if so then how does arresting him suddenly fix the whole situation? Or did they just gloss over the long and costly civil war that preceded the coronation?

[@tournesol99]

I mean that is traditionally how people conquer. They take out the government and seize control of the capital with their military, and from there run the country. Local forces traditionally either stop fighting or engage in rebellion. Same goes for the citizens. It really isn't a complicated affair and killing, imprisoning, or running off a monarchy is a very effective means of destabilising a country. Even if you lose, the monarchy is basically over.

[@mastermarkus5307]

Hey, it's a really small country.

[@takeshikujo2909]

Did the bullies ever get their comeuppance? Because after that, they should not be walking away without handcuffs. A lot of Disney bullies do awful things, but this is a whole new level. Essentially committing a war crime by meddling with government orders and assisting a dictator is kidnapping a Princess of an ally nation to then be forced into a slave labor camp until death… all to win Homecoming Queen. This is a whole new level of low and I am surprised that the UN did not get into a heated argument on whether to arrest them for life, strip them of their citizenship or surrender them to be punished by the country that they have now made a sworn enemy of. This is just ludicrous. 😯

[@viapatel4961]

At the end of the movie Selena gives the crown back to the bully girl and they get pushed into this big swimming pool and get humbled

[@grosebud4721]

@@viapatel4961as if that's enough for all the stuff listed above lmaoooo😂

[@viapatel4961]

@@grosebud4721 fr but they were tryna show them being the “bigger person”

[@sleepybunny2390]

Can we all agree that Danny's wardrobe is always just so pleasant?

[@cellytron]

Yesss. I desperately want that sweater!

[@bippy201]

Everything about Danny is pleasant

[@camelliatea6319]

Danny is a whole fashion line

[@Donkmaster-xb2ld]

No.

[@gloomy_glamour]

Exactly he's got such nice clothes. Other than his hair which I'm still not used to being so short, he looks really nice

[@stopmotionstupidity2440]

He's the princess protection program we need, but not the princess protection program we deserve

[@redacted9364]

I found you.

[@oddlong2418]

Thank you for being the princess protection program we all needed.

[@oooooooooooee]

yes

[@whoisanarnb]

maybe the real princess protection program were the friends we made along the way

[@TornadoBub]

hear, hear

[@ellifsyaa]

In the words of sharaz: I wanna be a princess

[@C-Midori]

@Leaked Videos Are your bones getting squishy?

[@chimchar87]

"Excuse me, I'm going to go order a hit on this asshole" got me dying

[@dreadpiraterobin8379]

Why would they send her to any public event, let alone school? I don't think these people know how safe houses work.

[@--m1347]

just because your life is in serious & immediate danger doesn't mean you can slack in your education! and there's no better place to learn than (checks movie script) louisiana public high school.

[@emmavrijburg6676]

i think they tried to go for a "lets hide her in plain sight" trop but simply failed to explain it well

[@jocelynecupcake]

@@--m1347 I would have at least had a homeschooling thing for her, but a lot of Disney channel movies don't do the homeschooling thing because they think it would be too boring.

[@karenamyx2205]

@@emmavrijburg6676 I think it's the foreign exchange student trope, but mixed with this princess nonsense.

[@josiaslourenco3726]

Hebrews 12:14 Make every effort to live in peace with all men and to be holy; without holiness no one will see the Lord. Acts 3:19 Repent, then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, that times of refreshing may come from the Lord, James 2:24,26 Ye see then how that by works a man is justified, and not by faith only. For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also.

[@musicalmegan1401]

Danny, weirdly enough, the “I may have to stop calling you pal” line is pretty accurate to how some fathers talk to their daughters when they grow up 😂 I’ve always found it weird, especially being on the receiving end of it. It’s definitely not in a relationshippy way tho, it’s more like “My daughter is growing up into a young woman instead of a little girl and it’s weird for me.”

[@lovelydemon7452]

I particularly hate the implications that "hey dad look at my cool special occasion dress! Ain't it neat and only fitting for this particular day? Super excited to go back to wearing my regular clothes after the cool party tho" makes him think "oh no she's a GIRLY GIRL now can't be my homie pal buddy shop assistant anymore she'll only ever wear the girlies now!"

[@yuki97kira]

Dads, when their daughters wore dresses: we arent friends anymore

[@bobobsen]

@@lovelydemon7452 daddy issues

[@connoraltier7081]

I definitely dont like how society sexualizes fathers affection towards their kids, like a father saying he loves his kids and doin things like hug or kiss them is totaly normal. Im gonna make an exception for this scene where he is definitely not talking to her like a father he is talking like a middle aged man meeting Selena Gomez-

[@LordLambertius]

Its just called not wanting to "lose" their child and adjusting to them growing up. Yall are the ones making it weird

[@cosodesign8953]

There’s only 51 princesses in the world because the rest are in the princess protection program, DUHHHHH

[@rohemianbhapsody]

I'm so glad Danny has reviewed Princess Protection Program and Lemonade Mouth, two movies that I watched about a hundred million times as a kid

[@jules5933]

12:43 “She looks more comfortable with the worms than she did in the cafeteria” SHE GETS IT

[@cartr4236]

i'm so glad you've come forth as someone who'll protect the rare magnificent endangered species. we princess's are under threat from modern day civilisation, danny is just who we need to stop our extinction

[@Ghostfrogdraws]

16:15 When the arm popped off and they all stood there for a beat before screaming…..I’m crying with laughter…….

[@oldcheese4]

as someone who lives in louisiana, I can confirm it is only bait shops and alligators here. in fact, I am commenting this from the back of my pet alligator, on my way to a bait shop

Fun fact: most of the movie was filmed in Puerto Rico. Louisiana is not Louisiana. The Costa Luna castle is literally a castle that exist in Puerto Rico called “Castillo Serralles” which was owned by the family of Rum manufacturer, Don Q.

[@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong]

guess the boat ride over to new orleans was just too far

[@Catmoment67892]

I live in Puerto Rico so cool to hear!

[@Alansaurus]

Oh thats so cool! I knew it couldn’t actually be Louisiana because there are absolutely no mountains there. Puerto Rico is so beautiful so it does make sense why they would film there

[@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong]

@@Alansaurus I don't think filmmakers understand how incredibly flat everything is here tbh

[@Alansaurus]

@@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong fr!!! No one ever rly believes me when I try to explain it to them like yes, there are barely any hills as well, yes this is normal for Louisiana, no, not everywhere is hilly 😭

[@taylorallen1026]

You know, Danny is kind of like my little princess who protects me

[@rebelsleighter]

turns out danny was the true princess all along

[@emergency_food6410]

Maybe the true princess…was the Dannys we met along the way?

[@somecat225]

Brilliant timing! I was beginning to forget you were bald :)

[@ILYOONG1E]

Same

[@silly_bunny985]

HAHAHAHHA

[@mxcookmakes]

ah! me too :)

[@caseyt3923]

@David [DOND WII?! More like Chipmunk PooPoo WII!] what the fuck

[@silly_bunny985]

Oh the bots are coming in...

[@PancakeFear]

"As soon as we find a legal way to remove him" must be the most American thing I have ever heard

[@DonnieLouis]

Im sure at this point you have no idea whether watching these movies is killing you slowly, or the only thing keeping you alive Danny. I appreciate you.

[@kaileymo]

Underrated comment

[@rs-mt6kl]

I love how the lead female protagonist always has to do some typically "unfeminine" or "yucky" or "embarrassing" job

[@metanosratio]

😎😘😃😊🤨🤓😚🤨😜😍🤨😏🥰🤩🥰😏🥹😌🤨🥰😜😏🤨😜😏🤨😜🤨😏🤨😜🤨🗿😏🤨😜😏🤨🔥😜🤨👌😫🤪🤨😏🤪🤓🤨😆😎🗿🤨😁😚😕🤧😎🧐👌😚😁🤨🗿😃😎😁🤧😃😫🤧😅😫🤪🥲🤓😩😋😆🤓👌😙😆😜😚😃😘😆😏🗿😅😁🤧😋😕😌😋😁😕😍😑😩🥰😕😜😩😂🥰😑😃😒😎🫕🫓🍞🍥🫓🧀🍞🫓🥪🧀🍞🫕🫓🥕🥪🍞😊

[@MechaVerse]

@@metanosratio ????

[@maryweeee]

It's so funny that the 'fancy ' food she prepared was arroz con pollo 🤣🤣

[@jessicabibbles]

💀

[@elisacostello4876]

They don’t have chicken or rice in Louisiana. Just worms.

[@angelicavences9357]

that was the point! rosie said it was a peasant dish

[@lesbianmortis1261]

13:15 Im from a Spanish speaking country where arroz con pollo is actually a traditional food BUT it is the most homemade and not fancy thing EVER THEY REALLY CHOOSED THE LESS FANFY FOOD FOR THR PRINCESS TO COOK

[@brookeandrie8037]

Danny should dress up like a disney princess when reacting to disney princess movies 😂

[@Williamafton1983.]

Haha

[@Oasis-f5r]

yess!!

[@icu3869]

19:36 and we’d say“ I think we have a problem….. you May have to stop calling us Greg”.

[@yb9763]

no

[@cecily3797]

A prince

[@fluffycommander]

Putting ALL the princesses in one room, these guys are elite.

[@jess_isthebest1]

I have spent the best part of this week rewatching your content. I'm in the ICU with my 16 year old son. Thank you for providing the well needed distraction and laughs. Best regards, Greg

[@rachael1122]

Sending good wishes

[@elevensloosehair]

Stay strong!

[@thewiggler2327]

Wishing the best for you and your son!

[@yaoipurpleheart]

❤ sending love your way you are truly greg

[@phrogman2207]

Stay strong Greg 💪 Hope things get better soon for you and your son

[@FelicityMontgomery-jz5lo]

As someone who lives in Louisiana, I can confirm that we bring bait to school.

[@aigle_grincheux]

16:23 denny please release the raw footage for this scene please for the love of god