Never Go to the Pet Store When You’re Lonely - Leo Allen

[@IanStLouis-nh5hq]

Read the title -- "Oh yeah I'll relate to this."

[@nilyaketap9165]

Same, exactly the same thought went through my head.

[@gurukozy5338]

Felt that

[@michaelmcdonald8452]

I laughed out loud at the title alone for sure

[@neemyn407]

That was deep

[@MysticGwen]

😆

[@manderson7173]

Not at all where I thought this skit would end up, but yeah…we WERE poets!

[@jenniferbates2811]

I'm going to college for Psychology and Sexual Science, this video was fucking hilarious!!

[@zkittlezthabanditt604]

Pet store stonks after this 📉📉

[@paleamigo8575]

Leo is totally hilarious!🤣🤣🤣👍

[@happyhaunter_5546]

this was a good one he fooled the hell out of me into think8ng he was gonna be super wholesome guy but he's actually Hal Emmerich irl

[@epothos1]

We were poets lol

[@noelhutchins7366]

This is "The Guy" who uses standup as a confessional to release his inner personal demons in detail for people to laugh at; but he definitely has a leisure-suit of human-skin named Elizabeth, made of Elizabeth.

[@ZootaAndrewMahera]

when your x's name is actually elizabeth 😅

[@greydoe]

It's worse if you're dragging the dog INto the room.

[@richarddawson1771]

Lmao and some ladies have secrets too

[@jenniferbates2811]

Oh man the visual.....🤮

[@seanA416]

Hold up

[@dougantelope5013]

Funny!

[@merickful]

Loved it!

[@sandhyamathura]

Adopt don't shop😆 but seriously.

[@pranjals2126]

Seeing this after one year I think you re-uploaded but nice one

[@rainbomg]

I like him.

[@Mad9977]

hilarious 😂👍

[@things_i_say5951]

Or hungry.

[@MyMillionMeterLife]

Indeed

[@melissadehart9306]

He's the one.

[@hbeachley]

7-10 hrs? Ouch?

[@dapharaoh3590]

Bro my name is Leo Alan bro. Means Leo Allah. I am your father Leo. Your real God you are named after me. My name is also D so its Go D!

[@TonyTony-es2qz]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RaymondGW]

He should have called the dog Elizabeth.

[@IAmLovesLight]

🤣🤣☠️

[@EvasiveDuck]

Maybe they should let Canadians watch this and the views would go up ???? Just saying!!!

[@Choooooooch]

Use a vpn

[@EvasiveDuck]

@@Choooooooch but why would they just not let Canadians see it???

[@Choooooooch]

@@EvasiveDuck snow jockeys don’t deserve good comedy

[@anadelgado5241]

Skin suit poets

[@chrisnewman8918]

Dead skin suits poet society

[@theodorenelson4194]

Jes good but he takes for ever. Instead of having back to back badass ones, he'll have a strong joke followed up by 6 weak jokes then repeats. Now and the the cycle would break.

[@mrdonivy8]

You have a little bit of A.D.D. don't you?