New GTA Definitive Edition is hilariously bad

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[@DaFuqBoom]

Most of the models look like playing character from "Crab Game".

[@thezombiewacker4120]

Even Crab game, a game made by one person (i think), is rated better than whatever rockstar threw at us

[@mineatomtr]

Bot below will say their content is better than pewdiepie smh

[@impudentincorporated]

@@thezombiewacker4120 It was made by one person who coded, modelled it named Dani and has a channel.

[@username-yd4xm]

and the game was literally made in 2 weeks

[@Tiyooy]

@@impudentincorporated Anyone who knows dani is true boner

[@ZeoWorks]

They removed all the original games from steam and other digital platforms to make room for this. They also wanted to sue modders to prevent competition between the original and definitive edition. I expected more from Rockstar.

[@tassiou1329]

Omg its zeoworks!

[@f.rproductions3118]

Now that's really scummy

[@XVXC-M8]

They've made a new tweet saying that they'll be adding it back

[@tassiou1329]

@@XVXC-M8 cool

[@travis_loves_cougars6451]

luckily I bought all the gta before this

[@huntercarey2667]

I hate how San Andreas tried to look realistic and then they were like let's change the art style completely and say it looks good

[@DaFifaKid]

its actually worse, they just used AI to upscale the characters and thats why they all look bad, so dont even give them credit for doing the effort of "changing the art style" it wasnt intentional lol

[@evilstone9946]

Some guy looked at the original effect and said "I think i can do better than this" and proceeded to create whatever the f**k this is

[@CalmRVRS]

I blame Fortnite. When they tried to ‘reforge’ Warcraft 3 the team decided the cartoony look of Fortnite was worth replicating. Clearly it’s a trend.

[@hypermemes2821]

@@grantmalone windwaker still looks amazing

[@MultiYippee]

@@DaFifaKid They didn't use AI to upscale characters. Stop with this nonsense take.

[@anomynousaaa6563]

This game is basically when you forget to do your homework but it's due in 5 minutes

[@kyoshinronin]

The most accurate summarisation!

[@anomynousaaa6563]

@@kyoshinronin thank you :D

[@prathikramesh552]

hehehehe

[@ThisOffendsMeTV]

It’s literal garbage. Idk how they disrespected us like this.

[@chrispyboi5220]

@Awesome Vines TV stop

[@FACM.]

@SC [Best KZbinr Ever] SHUT UP

[@helpmereachto69ksubs]

Congratulations to those who were early and found this comment

[@TheREALHugo4]

Money. That's the answer. All the good people like dan houser left the studio.

[@ausername1972]

@SC [Best KZbinr Ever] ok

[@kidburman]

Gaming Company: *makes Bad Product* (People dislike it) Gaming Company: We are being Targeted, this is a hate crime

[@xemnas1997]

It probably really sucks for the 5 people that work at Grove Street Games but the fact is they weren't ready for a project of this scope.

[@ramzy.M]

I hope from the deepest place in my soul that this is just a cover up for GTA6 and who ever buys it will get an upgrade to the real deal when it come out

[@iHaventShoweredIn7weeks]

FRANKLY SPEAKING I MAKE GOOD VIDEOS BUT PEOPLE DON'T WATCH THEM 😔😭😭

[@whitesox130]

As our girl Poppy Gloria said once, BEING 👏🏻 CRITICIZED 👏🏻 IS NOT 👏🏻 HARRASSMENT👏🏻

[@brandenr6073]

Not just gaming companies. Hollywood is also doing this. Look up all the latest Disney movies and they accused us of being misogynistic for such low ratings, especially with Captain Marvel

[@NomanJohan]

In CyberPunk's defence, they tried a lot of new things and mechanics and worked overtime to meet deadline but failed. All Rockstar had to do was follow the damn classic and that's it they messed it up. There was no rush, just pure lack of respect and care for the games and the fanbase that made Rockstar Rockstar.

[@ihaveaplan.ijustneedmoney.9777]

You're wrong because this wasn't by Rockstar, it was remastered by a smaller studio called "Grove Street Games" that may or may not have inexperienced employees. Just like RE3 Remake where Capcom outsourced a smaller dev team called "M-Two" to make it for them. That's why it was a bit lackluster compared to RE2 Remake. You cant compare this with CDPR's issue, because theirs is completely internal. The company was in shambles during Cyberpunk's developement, that's why they came out with a faulty product. But you can compare GTA Trilogy's situation with XIII Remake, where the IP was bought out by a very small and unknown studio with an inexperienced team. The result? A butchered copy of the original game.

[@aris13pat1]

Managers are the worst plague on planet Earth right now

[@marceelino]

@@ihaveaplan.ijustneedmoney.9777 it is a Rockstar problem because they outsourced it and didn't put enough people on it. It's their product so it's their shit to deal with.

[@abhishekpatil5181]

Well cyberpunk literally didn't had basic water physics dude how can I defend this shit . Its not even bug its a feature which wasn't added in the game Gta trilogy defective edition and Cybertrash 1987 are brothers from different mothers.

[@Zork07]

Cyberpunk promised a lot, it wasnt just te bugs (altough this was a major problem), the game lacks of a lot of features like functional cops, npc ai or buildings to go in. Its inexcusable to a company this big to do smth like that and release it at 60 bucks, stop defending companies , they arent your friend

[@sanjayagodagama9273]

Evil Rockstar be like: we are releasing GTA 6 next year and GTA 7 the year after that

[@thelegendsofthegame791]

Imma buy RDR 2

[@cidanarch]

@@ANJK-eu7xf It will probably be a masterpiece tho. Remember that rockstar themselves did not make this "remaster"

[@P.Whitestrake]

Also Evil Bethesda: We're gonna release TES 6 this year.

[@laszlozsurka8991]

It's not Rockstar who made the Definitive edition so I assume GTA 6 has hope to be great.

[@sooryan_1018]

@@cidanarch I doubt it The was AAA game industries are rn. I'm hugely worried

[@guywithbigbrain9332]

Stuff like this should be released on April fool's day.

[@maskoffjack]

Is they did they would of been honored

[@meifungliew1637]

Is this an out of season april fools joke?

[@guywithbigbrain9332]

@@meifungliew1637 maybe

[@DaBarbeaqque]

i have no clue why but i almost busted out laughing at this comment

[@sansghj3887]

@@guywithbigbrain9332 maybe they have different April I wish it is joke

[@boxochocolate8298]

"I thought Rockstar was above this" Didn't we all

[@LobterGaming]

no lol everybody whos played rdo once knows theyre just a bunch of lazy scumbags at this point, i can guarantee you that you wont find a single active/ex active rdo player whos surprised by this

[@alexandersimonsen3488]

After almost a decade of GTA V Online microtransaction milking and nothing else, you're surprised?

[@novustalks7525]

Thought the same of CDPR

[@ramsesbams]

i didn't. they've been putting out gta5 for 10 years. i expect nothing

[@pscyokilla]

There was a time not too long ago when rockstar would openly make fun of shitty lazy companies. Now look what happened

[@diablow1411]

4:54 Sweet getting yeeted outta the cutscene 🤣🤣

[@Borislks]

I remember when GTA 3 was out. One of my friends was like, you know there's a game where you can run around town and hit old women with bat. I was like STFU, that can't be real!! Man those graphics looked so unbelievable to me back than.

[@TheRealEncy]

My First GTA Game Is The LCS For Psp, Even I'm Impressed With The Performace Of The Game In A Psp. Thank God That It Never Will Get In A Remake Disaster Like The GTA The Trilogy.

[@PhyrexJ]

@@TheRealEncy Stop Typing Like This

[@eliaspispala4034]

When the original is better than the remaster

[@leshamaisak2395]

*Hey guys I made funny vlog in Russia If you don't mind appreciate plz)*

[@editedbypero]

same shit with movies. every masterpiece will be better than it's remake

[@irfanazaam9386]

Remastered actually.

[@StifmeisterEdits]

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[@djsilversun]

When the imposter is sus

[@kevinde9ine]

now Pewds can say his iconic line: "its evolving, just backwards"

[@mr.knight8039]

@YeaMan that's 'page' you donut

[@dnfluffles772]

@YadGotCombos y'all are fuckin bots bruh

[@helpmereachto69ksubs]

\Congratulations to those who were early and found this comment/

[@user-pm9qz8fw1z]

@YadGotCombos go to gulag bot

[@chadzy3837]

@@mr.knight8039 this dude got a 1000+ comments on pewds channel just self promoting😭

[@ferdieoosterhoff]

PewDiePie: every big game company is bad now Minecraft: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

[@russiankodiak6849]

Fortnite is very casual aswell, depending on your matchmaking

[@ferdieoosterhoff]

@@russiankodiak6849 true

[@Python-xs2iv]

@@russiankodiak6849 What's Fortnite again?

[@imbest1214]

@@russiankodiak6849 fortnite sucks

[@foggyforest2625]

@@russiankodiak6849 bruh epic games is exactly the opposite of being fine (with their employees) I think you don't know about the culture of fear Go read the article

[@ctsphang]

2021 Is The Year Of "Damn, That Was Disappointing."

[@quandaledingle7812]

It was the year if nothing. Like you know it was a dead year when death loop is getting a 10 from ign if that game released 10 years ago it would've gotten max a 7

[@Butt-HeadtheAlmighty]

2022 is starting out the same way

[@axllaw427]

2022: *"HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MORE?!"*

[@gmanoncrack2592]

At least 2025 will be an insane year for gaming with GTA 6 coming out and stuff

[@53ddddateme]

The worst part is definitely the fact that people have been modding the 3 original games and updating the graphics all these years and this version made by a big studio looks worse than the original

[@smokingvenusflytrap583]

Ayooooo this man speaking FAX👏🤝

[@raedewav]

Dude fr. Shaders made by gtagarage modders are substantially better than what Rockstar themselves came up with. The same studio that made GTA 5. How in the hell

[@Callanator-ik2bs]

This, and the fact that you can't even buy the originals anymore without getting old physical copies or by emulating the games. The "definitive edition" replaces the originals and is objectively worse...

[@slash3403]

@@raedewav the developers for this game was the developers who PORTED these titles into android and IOS which is Grove Street Games, Take Two is the one to take blame for this imagine a person who specializes on coding and some big rich guy commands him to rebuild an entire server network in under 1 year + all the hassle and busy schedule all the guys worked to have

[@kokeshi7795]

This is actually true

[@TacticalProjectGaming]

We need someone influencial like PewDiePie to call out the garbage that's been going on in the gaming industry lately. Nice!

[@mjm3091]

He isn't influencial unfortunately, even if he is the biggest person on the platform.

[@leshamaisak2395]

*FRANKLY SPEAKING I MAKE GOOD VIDEOS BUT PEOPLE DON'T WATCH THEM 😔😭😭*

[@Rockyroad321]

The ain’t even a recent thing with rockstar. They been a cash grab for years now with gta online.

[@EstrayOne]

I mean Dunkey has been doing that pretty consistently.

[@leonrozman9606]

Dunkey is nice

[@PsychoKern]

It's almost as San Andreas has permanently enabled "city riot" mode just like when you start the "Riot" mission lmao

[@lockerbuddy2039]

"There are no bad games, just bad players" -Developers of the GTA remakes

[@gmb9862]

"they put their heart and soul into this" they literally hired an app-making company to do the definitive edition.

[@depression_pills]

I've been wishing for a remaster for gta sa for so long but for God sake this wasn't what I imagined and I'm disappointed beyond my core.

[@zy_drillz424]

@UCLBTznFMYJzRZQsryrG-eyQ it’s literally true. The people who made gta sa for phones, made this.😂

[@Riceordie]

Red Dead Redemption 2 was something they put their heart and soul into. This is what you wouldn't even dip your ballsack through.

[@nitchdude04]

Except the mobile gta San Andreas was better than this

[@collinghood6828]

He was being sarcastic

[@algizas3110]

I like how the rating dropped by 0.2 by the time recording was finished.

[@mouthbreather9435]

BAHAHAHSHJ

[@mathjesticgaming1188]

Good

[@raps9596]

LMAO!!

[@rmh_223]

Me 2 Kaneki

[@Rob_Callistis]

It will turn 0.0 any second now. Any second now...

[@Waaaltz_]

It's funny that some of the bug that showed here actually happened to me in OG version of the game, example the Floating car driven by NPC or the car stuck on the ground of under the bridge that will not blow up unless you're near the car but you can look at it with a Camera or Sniper, sometimes another car would get stuck with it creating a giant mess on the road.

[@ALEXGIBSONCMG]

I logged countless hours on the original and never saw either of those.

[@juliansanchezharris5773]

I had a few bugs and glitches back then for sure, but none even close to these.. NPC's always did cracked up stuff too, but a few "funny clips" from this version proves it can actually get even worse too LMAO Ironically, the highway blockade chaos was the most common road issue back then, and also the most hilarious.. but they seem to have fixed it now. Why fix the good problem and leave all the bad ones and add even worse? :(

[@Luke_boy_77]

6 months later and I play Vice City definitive edition and a vehicle is hovering about 10 feet over mine.

[@jmm41212]

He didn't see how awful the rain looked, one of the worst rains in a game

[@devastatedbaby]

He didnt even see the gameplay

[@frengkygiovany5152]

@@devastatedbaby but he did

[@jakenguyen1150]

@@devastatedbaby he would get eye cancer if he looks at it lol

[@CrabSully]

Dude that more than anything turned me off. It's like literally unplayable level ugly

[@MasterGordon5115]

He should have seen the wasted screen. Felix would have had an heart attack

[@putther]

They did CJ’s girl Denise dirty and everyone be lookin like fortnite characters 😩

[@kwaltze]

Fortnite looks better than this trash lmao

[@pranavyedlapalli2127]

Hey its putther

[@Highsington]

indubitably

[@leshamaisak2395]

*FRANKLY SPEAKING I MAKE GOOD VIDEOS BUT PEOPLE DON'T WATCH THEM 😔😭😭*

[@DrViny]

Indubitably

[@CeRz]

5:32 particles be like.

[@allforone4184]

5:10 *This must be the work of an enemy stand!*

[@psychosight3800]

Rockstar: "I've got an awesome idea! Let's rerelease an old game, somehow make it worse, and slap a $60 price tag on it!"

[@BobGeanis]

Literally man. Great mods gone now for this trash

[@elconejodelasuerte7152]

Rockstar still: And meanwhile let’s delay gta 6 10 years more

[@spektacles1927]

Three games technically

[@adityahalder3715]

It's all grove Street game's fault don't blame Rockstar 🥲

[@xunchizhang6776]

@@elconejodelasuerte7152 lol

[@kennro1722]

The original literally looks way better than the "definitive" remake. How did they even consider selling this.

[@FamousWolfe]

Some useless idiotic fatcat corpo execs at R*/Take Two HQ wanted their holiday cash bonus for "releasing the product on time". I'd bet $100 that's what went down in the boardroom.

[@Pumpkin0_0]

Money.

[@ibrahimouchair8742]

Remastered*

[@j.ceasar]

ain't a remake

[@bartoszbajorek8982]

It is also extremly sad how they took down mods to older version that people spend lots of time and effort to make in order to better sell this shit

[@mr.gentelman6503]

Dude, imagine going from Red Dead Redemption 2 to Hard Times 2: Electric Boogaloo in THREE YEARS. How? How do you do it Rockstar? The sheer level of quality whiplash makes it so close to being impressive.

[@corryjamieson3909]

Are you referencing Hard time by Mdickie?

[@mr.gentelman6503]

@@corryjamieson3909 Yes…?

[@laststand1618]

At least hard time is actually fun

[@mr.gentelman6503]

@@laststand1618 Compared to? If you’re saying it’s more fun than RDR2 then I’d say that I’m confused but it’s pretty neato that you’re so confident about it. If you’re saying it’s more fun than The Definitive Edition then I’d say maybe. :)

[@laststand1618]

@@mr.gentelman6503 more fun than definitive edition

[@shtembyduelsson]

1:56 dude, if they hired MDickie to do the remake, it'd be MUCH better. His games are actually great and have infinite replay value.

[@antonlb143]

Rockstar gave us a childhood just to take it away again… Cruelty.

[@SDRIFTERAbdlmounaim]

pewds pronouncing *Definitive* as *Definite* is reminescent of him calling *LineOus*

[@stan52323]

1:58 Mdickie got the recognition from the plipplop himself

[@kossam2147]

This game isn't fully developed by Rockstar games, but by Grove Street Games. They did most of the work. But having Rockstar accepting the work is what surprises me. I thought they had higher standards

[@sangeetadhaniaignoremyjtar2346]

This ratio fully developed

[@Hybrid1359]

@DONT Thanks. I won't

[@tentinquarantino876]

That's right. And it's not a remake, bu a remaster. I have a feeling that Pewds didn't do ANY research before recording this. It's just like quickly done video, because it's trending now. That's just sad...

[@samuelmartinssantana9875]

Rockstar or GSG, I dont give a f*ck, this is literal shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@1mclv]

isn't GSG a subsidiary of Rockstar?

[@sreenaths6829]

Me: Man, why is my back killing me?! Also me in front of the computer: 00:07

[@youssefnr1310]

You know, i always wanted rockstar to remaster GTA IV because it was a masterpiece, but now I don't.

[@svetaAFG]

I like how Cyberpunk is a name for all the glitchy games now

[@JoseMonkeys]

It has become an universal meaning.

[@madkills10]

it used to be bethsda games like skyrim

[@bh4vvy33t]

Lmaoo

[@CatDribble]

Fallout 76, at least cyberpunk had redeeming qualities

[@unidosenluz7870]

It's sad

[@Terrtail]

The thing is... these games needed a REMAKE, not a remaster like this was.

[@Nomoneynohamburger]

Yep, it's what the fans wanted, and what those who didn't know the difference were hoping for

[@hz3068]

Well they can't remake it since some voice actors have passed away or they won't come to work on the game.

[@MetaDude]

@@hz3068 the audio isnt a problem, Tbh i would like the audio to stay the original

[@hz3068]

@@MetaDude I mean I like it to stay that way too but if they remake the game and don't change the audio, people will go on a big rant "why is rockstar games so lazy? "

[@gatgat-o8k]

@@hz3068 They can always hire new voice actors, this has never stopped anyone.

[@MarcPare2006]

Denise's new face and CJ's camera front face😂😂😂 perfect couples🤣👍

[@raidarthegunwizard4520]

1:35 they looked like runescape character at the bottom

[@Macho_Man_Randy_Savage]

*ORIGINAL: "That shit is beautiful!"* *"DEFINITIVE": "Man, what's this? Shit looks ridiculous"*

[@tvm-manducktv8375]

Look ♫ Look ♫ Look ♫ 😊 ✨ 👍 May the ducks heal you 🦆✨💕

[@Bension]

Ryder 😁

[@purrp_danx3278]

"It's embarrassing to be seen wit you"

[@MatthewDeJesus]

"Buster, straight buster"

[@johnclayton4946]

No respect for the fans! All bugs and shit!

[@tvojamamaomg]

Pewds not playing Definitive Edition because he is scared of invisible bridges.

[@MewTheGamer]

@DONT WOWW DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE 🗿🖕🚫🏳️‍🌈

[@ashmitbajpai390]

Bruh💀💀💀

[@Deinobi]

AYOO

[@RE2TSTAR]

Dats a good joke 🗿

[@AnxulJyoti]

Also he's not in Japan

[@Zenith07]

For some reason, the looking back in 3rd person view, and the car getting wider while you wiggle, made me Laugh for 5 minutes or more that it started to hurt so bad I couldn’t breath anymore.

[@karanjagga07]

Rockstar Games has become so indifferent to the players that they decided to make a remaster of the original trilogy without any effort. GTA: The Trilogy - The Definitive Edition is an indicator of how to make remasters is not worth it, cartoon characters, terrible optimization, cut music and of course the bugs of the mobile versions that have moved - it's all about the Definitive Edition. After watching the trailer and the gameplay that was merged the day before the release, I realized that I would not even go into the Definitive Edition, and what to go there, everything is already clear from the trailers and gameplay.

[@xuruiyu]

- So, should we make the characters look more human and realistic, like 343 did with the Halo remakes, or should we keep the low-polygon models for the oldschool feel? - How about we make them look like the characters from the jehova's witness cartoons?

[@Peron1-MC]

true XD however halo CE Anneversary is pretty bad. it doesnt have the same feel at all. everything is super bright. that said halo 2 Anneversary is really good and really makes it look modern. the thing is that even when i play halo 2 i usually just use the original look because of nostalgia.

[@johnnyrotten715]

@KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB would if you could properly grammar your sentences correctly

[@SonicHaXD]

You joke about the user score being disabled. But I feel like that'll happen soon XD

[@masonsanders5326]

Love your videos SonicHaXD 👍

[@tvm-manducktv8375]

Look ♫ Look ♫ Look ♫ 😊 ✨ 👍 May the ducks heal you 🦆✨💕

[@aklapa318]

I don’t know if it’s real but the score went down as he was making the video. From 0.7 at the beginning to 0.5 at the end.

[@joblessmf420]

@@aklapa318 no, that were two different scores. Each platform has it's own. The Switch version at the start has 0.7 and the Xbox Series version has 0.5

[@getwrecked949]

All criticism ,of any kind, on any subject, in any field will be disabled in the future. Just look at the patterns in media for the past 2 years.

[@averiid.7428]

The world needs a pewdiepie and gray still plays crossover in GTA, very badly.

[@Br0kenMask]

2:05 they look like xbox-live avatars

[@eljay1934]

"Terrible dogshit remake" That's a perfect definition 😂😂

[@leshamaisak2395]

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[@eljay1934]

@aqil Thanks for a genuine reply 😆😆🙏🏼

[@StifmeisterEdits]

@aqil sorry

[@OperatorKevlar]

The true definition of "It's Evolving, Just backwards."

[@user-ke4oz9rz8x]

Devolving 👁️👄👁️

[@juliansanchezharris5773]

"Devolvative Edition"

[@lakshyamongia3270]

@@finnishfatboi809 better in why sense?

[@EduardoContrerasD]

@@finnishfatboi809 Explain what does better means in your brain.

[@Hames_Jetfield]

*devolving lol

[@lain6889]

3:10 forbidden Indiana Jones bridge.

[@marshal_anon4522]

Reminds of the new Pokemon, where you can get softlocked without genuinely trying

[@meatballs7047]

They did GTA San Andreas dirty man it was the most advanced game of it's time.

[@jwillphill5725]

frfr

[@executorarktanis2323]

@Taistelu_pelto insta death in water man

[@Heneraluha]

Rockstar became the villain of its own game, they made GTA:SA itself a busta'

[@executorarktanis2323]

@Taistelu_pelto and you don't die in sans so sans won

[@kyxbi2263]

@Taistelu_pelto hipster

[@juanaranda6627]

When the game came out in 2004, that was literally the best time I’ve had. The paper list of cheat codes, memorizing those codes. Great times!

[@nenaddabic7994]

Leavemealone

[@syedhussainalishah1104]

Come fly with me

[@GRAITOM]

Adding cheat codes the way they did for their game made it soooo much better, such a next level move! I remember going to a "flea market" and buying a book with a bunch of game cheats about 2 inches thick and it had a huge section for San Andreas... Boi did I hit the mother fucking jackpot that day, I was soo happy.

[@seiyonsigi]

Fannymagnet I was one horny phucker then.

[@beans6965]

@@seiyonsigi hahahaha

[@Tom-V]

That Vice City walking under water part wasn't a glitch. That was the part when you go to Atlantis. (DLC)

[@AS-el6jb]

Matt Dicky would’ve made a better version if he was hired tbh

[@BlackTempleGaurdian]

"How did this happen" Well first they took the *mobile* port of the original as a start base. Then they ran the graphics through an AI enhancer. Presumably after that they shipped it.

[@leshamaisak2395]

*Hey guys I made funny vlog in Russia If you don't mind appreciate plz)*

[@jaspera4883]

So true

[@random_dude.online-]

Woww you just wont stfu!!!

[@AD4K69-a]

I’d honestly rather play the mobile version than the definitive edition.

[@vihaangowda1922]

@@AD4K69-a lol

[@montmurillo8291]

I can't fathom how a billion dollar company can fuck up a game like this

[@turtlemike5279]

Warcraft: Reforged.

[@Xighor]

And modders are already fixing this bed alone in their underwear with zero budget

[@randallmart92]

They sold their souls bruh...the money is all they care about.

[@budthecyborg4575]

Despite the videogame industry thriving, talent is actually hard to find, and like with Blizzard and EA all the talented people have left Rockstar. Once the companies get too greedy the good people leave and this is the result.

[@shahaffiq5860]

War Drum Studios

[@baldzhongli4057]

1:16 that is not a nexcorsize, it's an excorcize.

[@joeknowslittle79]

Im guessing the original programmers were like, "You want us to remake what??" And said fuck that, so they just got the interns to do it.

[@Azulek]

60$ tho they r crazy, tf is this company we all gonna die before gta 7

[@ReidoYoutube]

Hahaha But Inside :( Rockstar doesnt care about you, all i offer is The truth Matrix 2077

[@ammarali5891]

7 is a far call, we should be be lucky if they release GTA 6 in our lifetime

[@vardaan1.1]

i didnt buy it i pirated it i am NOT paying for this hot trash

[@lobster1090]

@YadGotCombos your mom's pretty weird too if you know what I mean😏

[@Shayplymouth]

50*

[@pooterdog2549]

"Why are all big game companies going to shit" you see it all started when Activision made a fuck ton of money off MW2 and BO1. Then Ea started raking in money with micro transactions and now it's not about making good games its about making something that makes money

[@leshamaisak2395]

*Hey guys I made funny vlog in Russia If you don't mind appreciate plz)*

[@StifmeisterEdits]

Subscribe for amazing shorts!

[@blamcheese]

Thank you , this is so true. Can't blame companies for making a living, though, it's really the gamers faults for continue to buy into the crud.

[@MGrey-qb5xz]

prime target audience are kids and young teens,they have been subjugated to this shit for a decade now so i say the corporate won. Even steam and gog aren't safe and platform favouritism is being established by publishers who reel in gamers to play their exclusive store games slowly like how ubisoft did. gg i guess

[@only2genderkennder268]

Don't forget naughty dog

[@yasperz8386]

7:36 wow tommy isn’t scared of water anymore lol

[@dragonslayerornstein2361]

This glitch is in og version

[@lifeeeee8582]

0:37 we must Protect MineCraft at any cost guys

[@user-cz2cg6sr5d]

Rockstar be like: *"IM A SUCCESS, A CELEBRITY, I CANT BE TOUCHED!"* -Big Smoke

[@shreyashagrawal9804]

Like every rockstar They have also started doing da drugs

[@ericridgeway2846]

Who ?

[@TommyTom21]

@@particely How?

[@Constipation397]

"Damn rockstar what got into you?" Rockstar :"i got caught up in the money, the power"

[@EternalEnlightenment1111]

Cj: Kills Big Smoke ...

[@silent-squeaker]

I'm not even angry, I'm just disappointed. Rockstar you were the chosen one, you supposed to create great games, not ruin them. Bring balance to gamers... not leave them in darkness.

[@retrosphereasmr7364]

*"I HATE YOOUUUUUUUU"* -Rockstar Games

[@udinthetomato]

lmao

[@finkamain1621]

Good, good. Let the hate flow through you

[@JustusKuroVT]

If you know GTA online and Red dead online, you know that that has never been true

[@jazcena]

ok

[@F4c2a]

"You've just grown old, that's why you don't like games anymore, take off your nostalgia goggles" Me: "This."

[@Coffee_dragon16]

I love how with the right people and time, someone could recreate the entirety of San Andreas in GTA 5, which has probably been done and if not, I'd be genuinely surprised and it would look 100 times better then whatever that abomination is.

[@doctorenvy9650]

"They put their heart and soul into this" Right, because they don't have any

[@lilpp4791]

Looking they their website I know why

[@visionarybrushstroker7694]

Lol

[@doctorenvy9650]

@DON'T don't care

[@doctorenvy9650]

@Don’t Look My Playlist! don't care, didn't ask

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

Rockstars took the line "It's Not a Bug, It's a Feature.'" way too seriously.

[@kritzkrieg14]

disciples of YanDev I suppose

[@y4head84]

Don't blame rockstar, this remaster was made by another company

[@leshamaisak2395]

*Hey guys I made funny vlog in Russia If you don't mind appreciate plz)*

[@DaP84]

@@y4head84 def blame Rockstar! They chose a small studio to maximize profit (underpay dev and sell product to full price), set an unrealistic deadline, and didn't even care to quality test it

[@y4head84]

@@DaP84 that's on TAKE TWO.

[@pearson674]

i’m pretty sure these gta remakes aren’t actually remakes and they are just ports of the mobile version of the game right??

[@kobarariatna6129]

u sir,are absolutely right,besides groove street games is a mobile games developer,so yea

[@Punditus]

4:35, who else noticed the "REMASTERED" version is missing an L in available ahahaha, pay 60$ for all the ISSUES

[@mnib3859]

Actually the modders of GTA SA did better than the actual company.

[@2g772]

@YadGotCombos frickin bots everywhere

[@AveragePunEnjoyer]

and that's why they sued the modders

[@ContactBurrito]

Lets look at the scoreboard 7654 and 0 for the modding team

[@nslouka90]

There are some cool mods for the original pc versions that improved the graphics

[@Snowbell247]

They tracked and harassed modder's family

[@AManOf_Culture]

At this point rockstar is evolving, just backwards.

[@Justinhomii]

"devolving"

[@死肉]

rockstar starting devolving since gta 5

[@Harry-xs1dd]

@YadGotCombos you don't even make contents

[@gamerzortex6400]

@YadGotCombos you don,t even know how to make thumbnails

[@polovchhangte6730]

@@死肉 nah gta 5 was decent just not as good as their previous work

[@kycutecool5891]

The glitches where you're talking to someone in-game and something untoward happens I always liked, actually. Like the one time I was talking to the hippy guy and a plane crashed on us. I don't care if it doesn't get fixed, those were hilarious and fairly rare anyway. x'D

[@e_clip_sed18]

Rockstar: we gotta add 100 more codes to remaster the game ... Also Rockstar: accidentally deletes 100 codes that were already existed before

[@speedingatheist]

"We need to maximize the profits. Let's hire a few 9 year olds to design the remake. What could go wrong?"

[@patrickgono6043]

I wouldn't be surprised if all the capable devs were fired or driven out of Rockstar years ago, most of the teams are working on how to milk more money from the GTAV multiplayer, and this "definitive edition" turbo-letdown was outsourced to some Malaysian code shop to save a few thousand bucks. And of course, it's all possible thanks to the fanbois preordering on the day a new game is announced. Sad, really.

[@RayneNikole]

Actually the game was remastered mostly by ai. You know. Cause people cost money to hire. So nine year olds might actually be better because they might put actual heart and artistry.

[@ForrestPump]

It's not even a remake. It's just a lazy mod. There are literally fan-made mods that are way better than this

[@striife8035]

not anymore because rockstar took down pretty much all of them

[@bodyinspector2775]

It never was a remake, it is a remaster, a crappy one for sure

[@smlgd]

It's a crappy clone. You know those video tutorials like "How to create your own GTA in Unity"? It's the same but in Unreal, but in this case 2K didn't cease and desist them, they actually paid them

[@snorseburger7381]

I hate that people don’t know the difference after all this time.

[@bodyinspector2775]

@@ApplzAndHoney without a doubt

[@venturasoul]

When Rockstar’s 2013 game looks better than their 2021 game.

[@DrRAZI99]

Why 2013 ? Try 2004

[@venturasoul]

@@DrRAZI99 2013 because of GTA V but that too.

[@cryptotardizard5814]

art designer: so we need to upscale Denise face, how should I proceed (looks at phone for person of color emoji), i got it, ctrl-c, ctrl-v, aight we good

[@TheSixStringGuy]

The sad part is there's modders out there that have made a remake with graphic upgrades and it's better then what Rockstar could come up with.

[@gabrieliusvilkauskas1106]

The actual sad part is that Rockstar games is trying to sue the modders for it

[@bamers404]

Company vs Somebody

[@ImInLoveWithBulla]

Three of the best, certainly most influential games of all time. All they needed to do was put a quick coat of wax and polish on them. How? How did this go wrong?

[@DarkReaper1053]

This game is quite literally a port of a port of a port. That’s how. Port of the mobile version which is a port of the PC version which is a port of the PS2 version.

[@TheWoodsquid]

I don't think you are supposed to wax and polish software...

[@ScottThePisces]

@@TheWoodsquid update the game engine to increase fidelity and leave it be

[@waldyeti3744]

They outsourced the task to a mobile game company who just sucked the sould out of the games. My guess is they used some kind of “enhancement AI” that automatically “enhnces” the textures. Thus the weird writings on commercials and store windows: an AI wrote them

[@MisogynyMan]

"certainly most influential games of all time" hahahahaha

[@Viper3220]

6:42 This one legit happened to me in cyberpunk multiple times lol

[@user-rc6jd4tm4c]

claude does not even react or pull middle finger bombs anymore to npcs :(

[@ranamores4919]

I miss the 2000s. We get a Complete Game. Served with whatever the most cutting edge technology at the time. That is why we feel nostalgia. Hyped games at the time are really perfect

[@oBlasterBox]

In the 00's we had all that with games costing around 20 dollars

[@PossibleBat]

Silent hill used the fog to make the PlayStation work better cause the game didn’t have to render buildings from far away and it part of what made it ICONIC. Why do we let these companies with getting away with a half assed game and still pay. Not my money lol

[@gwynedd8179]

And no updates or patches. Games then had to be finised on release or be broken forever.

[@hedlund]

@@gwynedd8179 Were you actually there..? Updates and patches were often released together with expansions. Not saying it was ubiquitous in any way, but it did happen.

[@gwynedd8179]

@@hedlund idk dude my gamecube couldn't even connect to the internet

[@GreenBeanie91]

"Things that makes us laugh... Makes us cry" - Big Smoke

[@cosmiceyness]

from the book man

[@1albert]

@@cosmiceyness what fucking book

[@salvatore5415]

@@1albert We are blessed... And cursed...

[@snip3troug3]

Pewdiepie playing GTA Definitive Edition will just be Pewdiepie playing reskinned Skate 3 at this point

[@lovelyyyme8061]

That spinning UFO thing on the Inn near the Area 69 one it stops too in the Definitive ver 🙁

[@nickcannon5235]

As someone who used to be a game tester at Rockstar I can clearly say that the reason why the game is so shitty and buggy beyond belief is that the remastered games are all built using a 3rd party game engine (unreal) while the originals all used Rockstar proprietary engine. Yes it's not an excuse to make the game so lame but the game was not meant to be remastered in unreal. They should have remastered it using RAGE tbh

[@natebrooks774]

I don't agree with "bad because they used Unreal", there are plenty of games written in Unreal that are just fine. The issue is that they used Unreal badly.

[@talpatv512]

Because... Old games in rage wont fit... My man, you werent shit, you are max 16

[@nickcannon5235]

@@talpatv512 😂😂😂cool👍👍

[@nickcannon5235]

@@natebrooks774 yap I agree . I’m just saying unreal should not have been the Choice. I would have preferred them remaking the game on RAGE than remastering it on a third party engine

[@leshamaisak2395]

*Hey guys I made funny vlog in Russia If you don't mind appreciate plz)*

[@thedan_ind]

I never thought that anyone could make san andreas look bad , rockstar surprised me again just not the way I thought they would

[@theghost4life]

Cuz Grove street games did it again

[@Adam10494]

@Don’t Look My Playlist! WOWW YOU DONT LOOK AT MY NUTS

[@abda6493]

@@Adam10494 lmao

[@BarioIDL]

rotating a burger, no matter the size, should be as easy as 5 lines of codes

[@magxel]

A Billionaire company has no testers 💀

[@SkineSky]

They literally could have just released the old games, changing nothing, and just called it the definitive edition and it would have been better then what we got.

[@tvm-manducktv8375]

Look ♫ Look ♫ Look ♫ 😊 ✨ 👍 May the ducks heal you 🦆✨💕

[@CodeineAbdulJabbar]

Y'all are so full of shit lmao

[@pemuda7075]

they just needed to add more polygons and that's it. the graphics should've been preserved. but they remodel everything instead.

[@RevolutionUprise]

@@CodeineAbdulJabbar I agree, ive been playing it. Im having a decent time.

[@lostmydrugs]

there's literally nothing wrong with the game

[@ZRisyad]

"We never make a buggy game such as Cyberpunk" -Rockstar

[@oligertipjetri4077]

Lmaoooo

[@saijaxrynx5432]

Rockstar didn't actually developed all these remake like they did the original one. This was made by some other company and Rockstar just published

[@xpmyt341]

@@saijaxrynx5432 but rockstar are the ones that chose this to release , they are the ones that told grove street games to do this

[@saijaxrynx5432]

@@xpmyt341 I know dude.. I didn't say that is 0% rockstars fault.. It's their fault am just saying that they are not the ones that made this sht

[@xpmyt341]

@@saijaxrynx5432 sadge

[@huytruonghuytruong3728]

When Rockstar makes your childhood went to the deep of hell:))

[@ravkiratgulati6133]

A Note from the Rockstar Games Team RE: Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy - The Definitive Edition November 19, 2021 Hi everyone, We want to provide an update regarding the unexpected technical issues that came to light as part of the launch of Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy - The Definitive Edition. Firstly, we want to sincerely apologize to everyone who has encountered issues playing these games. The Grand Theft Auto series - and the games that make up this iconic trilogy - are as special to us as we know they are to fans around the world. The updated versions of these classic games did not launch in a state that meets our own standards of quality, or the standards our fans have come to expect. We have ongoing plans to address the technical issues and to improve each game going forward. With each planned update, the games will reach the level of quality that they deserve to be. A new Title Update is on the way in the coming days for all versions of Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy - The Definitive Edition that will address a number of issues. We will update everyone as soon as it is live. In the meantime, it pains us to mention that we are hearing reports of members of the development teams being harassed on social media. We would kindly ask our community to please maintain a respectful and civil discourse around this release as we work through these issues. While one of the goals of the Definitive Editions was to allow players to enjoy these games on modern platforms for many years to come, we also understand that some of you would still like to have the previous classic versions available for purchase. We will be adding the classic PC versions of Grand Theft Auto III, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas back to the Rockstar Store shortly as a bundle. Additionally, everyone who has purchased Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy - The Definitive Edition for PC from the Rockstar Store through June 30, 2022, will receive these classic versions in their Rockstar Games Launcher library at no additional cost. We will update everyone as soon as these are back in the Rockstar Store. Once again, we'd like to thank everyone for their patience and understanding while we work through these updates to ensure these games meet everyone's justifiably high standards. Sincerely, Rockstar Games

[@ConvoLooted]

This should be a far bigger controversy than cyberpunk even thought of being. At least CD Projekt had the excuse of creating something new. Think of how much money rockstar makes on their shark cards, and its a huge selling game.

[@icommented8783]

Rockstar networth is $2.9 billion dollars there is no excuses to such a trash remake to be honest

[@superidoluwu]

At least CD Projekt listened to the hate they got and worked over hours every night to make it at least playable and are continuing to make it better, Rockstar have publicly stated that they are done with this game and are even putting GTA6 on hold to work on more GTA5 content.

[@acdesegurgels8663]

Nintendo is worth 90 billion and they cant make an original pokemon the same cookie cutter formula repeated a million times

[@Aiden-hd8hw]

@@acdesegurgels8663 true. I think they are the biggest game company.

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Grove street did most of the work and 2K is in charge. Everyone is at fault.

[@Commandercolt44]

When I was in high school a kid from my grade actually ran into the side of my car while sprinting through the parking lot like an idiot and he broke my driver-side mirror. He was fine, but the mirror was completely broken off my door and had to be replaced. So humans running into cars does in fact happen