New Play Control! for Wii - Scott The Woz

[@GreenBayPayton]

“Nintendo would rerelease Jesus Christ if they could.” - Scott the Woz, Easter

[@aidenpentz3390]

Nah man, it’s not even original anymore Scott. Every religion has done that, even the original one. I’ll leave what the original one was up to debate

[@jairiske]

Haha lol

[@leandru7]

I was wondering why he used Jesus for that joke, but now I see that his humor is on a higher plane of existence than I could ever hope to be on

[@supernerdageddon8036]

In other words, Nintendo = God

[@exyzt9877]

Yeah, a lot of people are still waiting on thag.

[@Tsuchi]

scott's head in the water and him saying "i thought i was playing mario" is my favorite out of context quote

[@viscountrainbows6452]

If someone tried to make a Scott The Woz out of context video, it'd just accidentally be a normal Scott The Woz video

[@DylanDjarin_TheMandalorian]

Same

[@spoopyscaryskelebones3846]

@@viscountrainbows6452 they already have :D

[@sikufox]

wtf is the name of that polka song like "whoa ho you're german now,whoooaaa hooo you're german ,noow"?!!??!

[@projectpitchfork860]

Well then you have to watch tge video to four years of the Nintendo Switch.

[@DesignDoc]

This makes me wonder if the failure of the new play control line somehow influenced Nintendo's reluctance to port their Gamecube library outside of the rare remaster/remake.

[@Fennix404]

I think the lack of Gamecube rereleases is more due to Nintendo not viewing them as "retro" enough.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

@@Chad_Eldridge Well, if I have anything to say about it, they're wrong. If BladeRunner can get a sequel despite being a commercial flop due to its cult status, then so can Nintendo easily Capitalise on the Gamecube's retroactive popularity.

[@gameb9oy]

@@Chad_Eldridge then why are they porting all the Wii U games when the sold even worse?

[@plooper14]

So sad considering it’s has one of the best library of games

[@SpinyPuffs]

@@Chad_Eldridge Either that OR they secretly blame themselves on the GC's commercial failure and would be glad to not bring it up as much.

[@TimeBucks]

Scott dumped his head into a bathtub full of water fully dressed for a 5 second gag.

[@dakuri2459]

Its scott what did you expect

[@charmandyorton006]

"HOLY SH*T I THOUGHT I WAS PLAYING MARIO"

[@adrian_hook]

I mean he wasn’t _fully_ dressed 👀👀

[@richspursuk5558]

It was worth it tho😂😂😂😂

[@suppengroove]

scott [___] for a few second gag yes. just like in literally every of his videos

[@ITalk69]

With baseball season starting back up, I'd love to hear Scott's thoughts on Mario Superstar Baseball and Mario Super Sluggers.

[@OMORIDAILYNEWS]

He should also talk about mario golf super rush

[@finnbai]

That would be awesome. I think Sluggers was overshadowed by Strikers, or the other way around.

[@garfield9409]

Yes fortnite man

[@GamerboyNave]

absolutely need that

[@Zero14691]

I Talk wow

[@youraveragenerd536]

I never thought I would see Scott in black and white again.

[@WilliamHasMelted]

Its impressive that he managed to paint himself that well

[@jwr2904]

Stop being bad at stuff

[@finnbai]

AND HES GOT A GUN

[@EriksGarbage]

Fellas, fellas!

[@Lush_Produce]

@@finnbai so now he has killed someone, but not that we know of.

[@seamusbyrne8721]

"Holy shit I thought I was playing Mario." -Scott the Woz, Easter

[@wortelmachine4832]

this wasnt posted on easter tho

[@mangekyospecter5401]

@@wortelmachine4832 it was tho

[@Frihman]

That part was way funnier than it had any right to be lmao

[@voce4230]

@@mangekyospecter5401 Timezones dude

[@mangekyospecter5401]

@@voce4230 same thing can be said for the guy i was replying to

[@travisiswin]

"You wouldn't be caught dead fucking a GameCube." Scott really understands how the world was in 2007.

[@josephwaul6137]

He's not wrong.

[@supermariof0521]

@@josephwaul6137 Yeah as great as the Wii was, even long time Nintendo fans in 2007 REALLY took the piss outta the GameCube.

[@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024]

And how the world is now

[@ProshipAshton]

oh god is this a chris chan reference

[@supermariof0521]

@@ProshipAshton Nah. He said GameCube, not PS3.

[@jakedoesmemes]

Scott making a joke about re-releasing Jesus Christ on Easter is almost too perfect

[@beaubrines]

I was thinking the same thing

[@stuff31]

Oh YEAH

[@Ben-si6ed]

Best comment

[@encrylix9092]

🤣

[@wortelmachine4832]

it aint easter anymore

[@hgreg1236]

Was just about to get married but this is more important

[@iheartbagelzzz]

sacrifices must be made

[@kross_draws]

Hope you binge Scott for your honeymoon

[@Ashleylombard05]

Glad to see you have your priorities straight

[@ianscholes3223]

Very cool nauto

[@chrishernandez8328]

Can't blame you

[@NintendoCollecting]

Nintendo really needs to bring back Strikers and Baseball. Hopefully Mario Golf Super Rush is a sign of things to come

[@joeisnothome]

My wife left me

[@windy4566]

@@joeisnothome feelsbadman

[@ARRRsonist]

@@joeisnothome OH. HELL. YEAH!

[@bradenmitchell5565]

As an Everybody’s Golf player, WHERE’S THE THREE CLICK SWING MECHANIC!?

[@mfeekssuper64]

Why does Nintendo just abandon these great ideas and IPs

[@RobertIDK]

Yo sidenote but Donkey Kong Jungle Beat with the bongos RULED. A perfect example of Nintendo taking a simple mechanic (two buttons and a clap sensing mic) and squeezing every possible bit of creativity and gameplay variety out of it.

[@slcool1499]

Hello verifyed guy

[@cobaltordinaire5219]

yeah, definitely. jungle beat was one of the coolest games that used the motion controls

[@Retro_taco]

Agreed

[@3163160]

ROBERTIDK

[@cracy2786]

Robert good to see you here

[@may_be_a_ghost]

"They'd rerelease Jesus Christ if they could" Happy easter, Scott

[@spoopyscaryskelebones3846]

Happy Easter, Mr. Frostie :)

[@uhmm3996]

@Gijs Standaart Happy Easter Gijs Standaart!

[@maskitoad]

@@uhmm3996 happy Easter CeDod Je

[@ryantopdog3300]

Happy Easter masked cat

[@radantboot3234]

@@ryantopdog3300happy Easter Ryan topdog.

[@jaykayismyname]

For some reason hearing Scott say the words “stimulus checks” sent a chill down my spine

[@AluminumFusion22]

It's him mentioning a very relevant thing when all of his videos are usually pretty timeless.

[@Tanuki-cl7qi]

Finding out Scott doesn't live in a bubble of WiiUs is jarring

[@monsterjamin24-79]

I feel like Scott’s the type of person to make a video on the history of IKEA meatballs and still make it entertaining.

[@KnowThyWeakness]

honestly, if he had enough material, he could and it would work out

[@charmandyorton006]

Svedish meetboulls, yah?

[@AttractorsAltAccount]

Du är inte svensk! Man säger Köttbullar! Fejk!

[@Peakey08]

Plain rock124. Made a video on IKEA meatballs

[@AlexRodriguez-ip6rd]

@@charmandyorton006 is that a threat?

[@Tessie64]

4:18 are we just ignore how SMOOTHLY he put that GameCube disc in the Wii.

[@icravedeath.1200]

SMOOTH.

[@mercynotfakebutvhs]

You been hit by a smooth Scott

[@ThatTsuiBoy]

“People just didn’t get it...like stimulus checks.” Man, Scott don’t miss.

[@spiky724]

Ok

[@mrgameplay1001]

The few times Scott makes a time relevant joke like this hits super hard lol.

[@jherinstamps6874]

Unlike those stimulus checks

[@jerklesirkfourthreezeronin5125]

it is always an out of body experience when scott mentions covid

[@MimiDotTee]

@@jerklesirkfourthreezeronin5125 Don't you mean jaundice

[@ppleakage2785]

It’s incredible that Scott is able to come up with these videos and record them within a week

[@jeremybenedictscannedbeans]

I'm your 69th subscriber nice

[@WhoEvenIsAndr]

He plans, writes, and records quite far ahead of time.

[@ppleakage2785]

@@jeremybenedictscannedbeans nice

[@Harrylewis1234]

That's probably why he didn't upload for 3 months

[@amyflakes]

@@WhoEvenIsAndr plans and writes sure, but i dont think he bulk records them, i'm sure he's had videos where he's referenced something that happened in the past week, and even the (x) years of nintendo switch series shows he finishes videos close to their release too

[@ratchetxtreme6591]

"Nintendo would re-release Jesus if they could " Me:"Guess that means on March 31st Mario died for sins of not buying more Nintendo products "

[@DarkShadic9632]

Mario died for our sins.

[@alexsilva28]

Three days have gone by... He ain't coming back folks 😭

[@alexsilva28]

@Ｓｔｕｐｉｄ░Ｂｉｔｃｈ (代因ソ) wooosh

[@WilsTube]

Mario Christ

[@raphaeldagamer]

If Nintendo had re-released Luigi's Mansion on the Wii and incorporated the Wii Motion Plus accessory to make it function like holding a vacuum hose that could have made the Wii perfect.

[@nowheregiirl8115]

@@Dairunt1 YES

[@zgtarget9754]

@@nowheregiirl8115 YES

[@Echoesoftimelover]

@@zgtarget9754 YES

[@AdumskaH]

@@Echoesoftimelover YES

[@youtubeshadowbannedme]

They ported it to the New! 3DS

[@todayntsnews]

“Some people don’t get it, like stimulus checks.” DAMN

[@DaSheepKiller]

Scott continues to be based

[@PhenomenalJec]

Scott Wozniak 2024

[@thelord6898]

@@PhenomenalJec Yes.

[@forTehMemes]

Instead of stimulus checks everyone gets a copy of Donkey Kong Barrel Blast

[@noparkinghere7823]

@@forTehMemes and madden 08

[@thejadog1741]

I feel like Scott gets all his clothes at Kohl's

[@space3520]

Yes

[@coolmantc48]

Gotta respect the drip

[@D00dman]

Bruh, don't shit on Kohls. My man's out here stacking up that Kohls Cash

[@Mercyyluvsu]

Yes

[@nonkolas1499]

Yeah and he He be drippin

[@NukaKappa]

You know it’s a good episode when Scott opens with manslaughter.

[@joor_door9215]

And then leprosy

[@Liliana_the_ghost_cat]

Right frick? Edit:i mean flick

[@pherlong7]

That happens every morning to me!

[@ianfink2751]

You know you've hit it big when your video is trending higher than f**king Space Jam.

[@Matanumi]

Too be fair that's a given

[@christopherminutolo9384]

That's because people are mad about the absence of Lola's boobas.

[@thisistheplan414]

and lebron is no jordab

[@charmandyorton006]

@@christopherminutolo9384 And the dumbing down of her design

[@christopherminutolo9384]

@@charmandyorton006 yeah, that too

[@anzahanifathallah]

Scott trying to fit an entire Wii-mote into his mouth is the NSFW content i didn't expect to see today

[@Z_Viper08]

Sub to my Onlyfans to see how I can fit a GameCube

[@Clover12367]

Scott the woz eating cereal

[@muertolamento]

And a BBC at that... Big black controller

[@bluefates58]

@@muertolamento It's the GameCube keyboard controller painted black.

[@notarmani4804]

@@Z_Viper08 Oh YESSSS

[@scoobingtonmcwigglesnatch9985]

It's still crazy to me how little the Gamecube sold when almost everyone I knew had one, yet when the Wii came out none of my friends had one

[@nthgth]

Like Scott sometimes mentions, Wii got a lot of its sales from super casual gamers. People who wouldn't have even bothered with GameCube, 360, PS3 or any other system anyhow

[@user-od9oj3pf7q]

@Silver cross And it barely had any 3rd party support!

[@blakechildress944]

So many new families were buying their kids a Wii for their first console and the added Wii Sports was advertised to be a fun activity for when you have guests over. It was the perfect consumer product for people who wanted to get into games and not be overwhelmed.

[@feelingevaporated2912]

I have never met someone who voluntarily bought a GameCube

[@nthgth]

@@feelingevaporated2912 name a 2001 title from a competing console that still has a massive competitive scene though

[@sirparker2881]

When Scott gets married, he's going to have a tough time explaining what's on his belly

[@gavinzvideodump3083]

He Wont Though

[@nicodoe6181]

i love the implication that the first time his partner would see him shirtless is after theyre married kjjgkfk

[@punk5585]

@@nicodoe6181 did you have a stroke or what?

[@nicodoe6181]

@@punk5585 girl what are u talking about omg no ive figured it out, youre net-illiterate. why would u be so open about that lmfao

[@punk5585]

@@nicodoe6181 Holy fuck I was joking.😐

[@TristanIsBadAtMC]

"holy sh*t, i thought i was playing mario!" Scott Wozinak, 2021, as he was drowning in his bath

[@ChristopherMoom]

"New Play Control!" is the kind of phrase that I'd LOVE to have on my gravestone after my death

[@Ian-ek2gd]

Happy Easter Christopher Moon!

[@ChristopherMoom]

@@Ian-ek2gd yo happy easter man

[@cynniethia]

i want to be able to play control after death

[@chamtheman551]

@@ChristopherMoom omg u actually replied to someone?! (Also Happy Easter)

[@GahmConrad]

Hello

[@Wolficefang]

That box art looks like the embodiment of "graphic design is my passion"

[@pkmngamer1236]

“Nintendo would rerelease Jesus Christ if they could.” On Easter? He is rerealeased. He is rereleased indeed.

[@cartkart1]

Church yesterday: “Jesus Christ is rereleased!”

[@nesstolgic1147]

Jesus Christ + Satan’s Fury - Only on Nintendo Church

[@cypher838]

Jesus hd collection

[@asharmstrong248]

Alleluia!

[@Wyrmington]

As someone who’s own religion is christian this is hilarious

[@nickk3077]

Scott taught me that my Wii version of Pikmin actually secretly has decent box art on the other side!

[@Jayshiver]

Mine doesn’t for some reason

[@BoulderWraith]

Scott acknowledged pikmin for more than 10 seconds I'm happy

[@TKnHappyNess]

Pikmin was the one that benefited from the Wii control scheme the most. So much that it's the preferred choice for Pikmin 3 on Wii U and to a lesser extent, the Joycons with Pikmin 3 Deluxe on the Switch. Chuggaaconroy during his Pikmin 2 LP mentions about the Wii controls not coming out in North America at the time, but it did later

[@DE23]

Next is Super Monkey Ball I hope

[@mysteryman1036]

@We are Aliens this sounds like something Heavy would say and I’m loving it

[@CherryTomatoVEVO]

bro he literally talked about pikmin 3 deluxe for switch in nintendo switch: four years in for multiple times for minutes...

[@dexei3150]

Babe wake up, Scott The Woz uploaded.

[@MarioSonicLife]

**REAL SHIT?**

[@austins.2495]

You wake your (hypothetical) girlfriend up to watch a KZbin video?

[@EVega0611]

@@austins.2495 Yes

[@blackkllight]

Scott, your video quality is multiplying so much each season that I think you might win an Oscar soon

[@RacingSnails64]

I would absolutely love seeing Scott in a tux alongside all the Hollywood celebs at the awards ceremony

[@neo-kusakarel5136]

@@RacingSnails64 In reality its probably just 8 other guys and him in a rental Suit.

[@turtleturtle9120]

6:34 The disk intake noise is so iconic to me, best part of the video, no contest

[@Pigmcginnyrig]

I’m still not used to Scott uploading weekly

[@jonathanwilson7949]

Neither am I

[@ItzSatori]

I was at some point

[@Arcond]

hes been doing that for 3 years straight... he took like a 2 month break ive been watching since like the 20th episode he's been pretty consistent for the most part

[@brodown64]

he has been uploading weekly for years tho

[@LORDY_VEE]

Ikr

[@gageemlen2075]

Okay was it just me but when I heard the “Help me!” through the controller from Super Mario Bros Wii, I got a blast from the past

[@user-od9oj3pf7q]

It's coming from the Miis trapped inside

[@locustbag]

how many children did you trap inside your wiimote if that was nostalgic for you

[@jamepachitube]

I feel like Scott wanted to upload this today so he could make a Jesus joke on Easter.

[@yeehaw1181]

It's so weird seeing Scott trending higher than the trailers for Space Jam 2, Black Widow and JoJo's part 6 lol

[@aubren6456]

Scott is one of the few KZbinrs that makes me visibly smile when I see him upload

[@goldenlightning8842]

The image of scott shoving a wiimote in his mouth will definitely be a huge fuckin meme I'm calling it right now

[@djredstinger12pvz75]

Netflix: are you still watching? Someone's daughter:

[@BugsyFoga]

"Nintendo loves re releases, they'd re release Jesus Christ if they could " Scott Wozniak (April 4 , 2021)

[@earth5369]

Jesus Christ Deluxe

[@BLXCO]

Jesus Christ deluxe motion

[@Petit784]

On Easter Sunday, nonetheless.

[@TheY2AProblem]

Nintendo literally translated from Japanese is “leave luck to heaven.”

[@DaSheepKiller]

Heck, they'd rerelease me if they could.

[@muertolamento]

"It's fine, it's okay" Scott's definition: It's not fine, it's not okay.

[@FistPumpBeast1675]

“They were just going to rerelease Smash Bros Melee on the Wii with online support” As good as that sounds today, Melee with Brawl WiFi sounds horrifying

[@Matanumi]

And an updated balanced roster... imagine how the competitive Meta would have to devlop with a wii melee

[@lucasdellamaggiore]

​@@Matanumi On the other hand, i really love Brawl despite it's shortcomings, a world where it doesn't exist at all isn't a place i'd like to be in.

[@jerrysgardentractorsengine2243]

“If I need to hide this thing I can. I never use the lower 60% of my body anyway” Scott “new play control, but will eventually take a look at the first Mega Man” Wozniak

[@FelixSR]

How can scott just keep one interested, I'm just never bored

[@Hauntaku]

Scott just says words but he's funny

[@SadLithium]

I used to love Jungle Beat when I was like 6, I remember having the new play control version on the Wii and it was so good!

[@BrickbyBrick_Productions]

Imagine walking into Scott’s room to see him stuffing a freakin Wii remote in his mouth...

[@Hauntaku]

Scott: I can explain.

[@ilikecurry2345]

This is why he only lets close friends into his house. And lives alone.

[@AVspectre]

I’ll do you one better: Imagine walking into his room and NOT seeing that... Also weird, but differently so... It’s called Schrodinger’s Scott.

[@Kirisapostle12]

Better in the mouth then

[@nobodyinparticular9640]

@@Hauntaku "I thought it was a mars bar"

[@frankgressiii7206]

when u realize this isnt just any old recommended scott video because he makes a stimulus check joke

[@lplatino6427]

Could you please explain?

[@Kapeeshy]

@@lplatino6427 I don’t think he needs to

[@georgepoliachik]

8:08 The dedication is insane

[@jmredguppy2799]

“HOLY SH*T I THOUGHT I WAS PLAYING MARIO”

[@deathwoomy6749]

14:44 “You need the Nunchuck.”

[@warisa.3681]

Take a shot every time you hear “it’s fine”

[@chris24productions]

Yeah, but I don’t want to be beyond drunk, that and I can’t drink lmao

[@ethanpease5936]

How many?

[@charmandyorton006]

New Play Control is just “It’s Fine: The Product Line”

[@DinfarManshad]

Why are the wall falling and phone... where is it???

[@CODmontages110]

I was about to go out with a friend, but he can wait a couple of minutes. A Scott upload is something I don’t take for granted.

[@DaSheepKingman]

A new Scott The Woz episode is always the best part of my average Sunday.

[@DaSheepKiller]

Hello DaSheepKing

[@wesleypatterson2284]

I cant wait to see the bloopers of Scott almost drowning himself over a 5 second gag

[@Thomasscnz]

Scott referencing stimulus checks was really uncanny for some reason

[@doxskew2221]

Hearing him say something relevant when his channel discusses the most irrelevant things like old Nintendo gimmicks no one remembers is probably it

[@GameyRaccoon]

You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means.

[@minecraftmayneax]

Scott was like don’t worry guys I’ll be back and came back swinging so hard holy shit.

[@sephbox4775]

My brother said, “why are you watching Scott the Woz, he’s a nerd. he’s a pervert. Why would he talk about the newest Super Mario Oydessy update. He deserves to be single.” That’s the best thing I’ve ever heard this Easter.

[@dingle2987]

What? How is Scott that big of a pervert that it has to be mentioned? Has your brother not met other human beings because I have met 3,000 people more perverted than Scott.

[@jekyll138.5]

@@dingle2987 Dale Gribble, i know its you

[@1122markj]

You'll grow out of it

[@thickie-d]

Confused him with Jared? Lol

[@mynewaccount2604]

@@thickie-d People still think Jared Bad?

[@MrMarinus18]

10:00 Redoing a cutscene like that is actually very simple. IF you still have the original rendering hardware and all the tools you used to make it as well as the original code.

[@Vailskibum]

I had work to do and then this pops up in my sub feed...

[@toothbrush2004]

Ayo

[@zev-gb8dk]

SAME!!!

[@Gepedrglass]

Agony

[@Aciross]

Bruh same

[@theaverageteleporter7435]

I dislike your chanle but enjoy your comments :)

[@redvelvetdoll]

"people just don't get it. like stimulus checks" HITS TOO CLOSE SCOTT. I STILL DONT HAVE MINE

[@Hanemiyaaa]

SAME BRB CRYING

[@Practicalinvestments]

The social culture in the US really gives me “every man for himself” vibes lol how long has this pandemic been going on? And ur government still hasnt gotten emergency money to everyone, that must really blow ass

[@livispuzzled]

@@Practicalinvestments please the second i turn 18 i’m moving to europe 😩

[@AtomicWhiskers]

@@livispuzzled yeah, i recommend you do. Much better than living in the US for sure

[@nthgth]

@@AtomicWhiskers if that were true then why do people move there from Europe? 🤔

[@mooster4080]

Let’s just appreciate the fact that Scott......exists

[@brandontechnerd]

True lol

[@jimmer4039]

Scott ate a f***ing wii remote. I can sleep peacefully now.

[@rainbowsandunicorns5762]

0:48 This is the best scott the woz joke and you can't stop me from loving it.

[@totallyawitch9945]

cant wait for the video where he looks at the “deluxe” ports in 5 years

[@ChristopherMoom]

Imagine having someone walking in on you, only to witness the outro clip of Scott pulling up his hoodie and revealing his stomach with no context If it means anything, that person will definitely remember you, whether or not it's for the right reasons kinda depends though

[@ill_Hex]

This is why I subbed to you. Everywhere I go, you’re in the corner of my eye. The same shadows that have scared my dog into becoming a racist (if you catch my drift). You make my sleep paralysis demon look like a conjugal visit. Fitting how that analogy works. Cause in both cases, I feel nothing but guilt. Guilt for both all the sins I’ve committed, and guilt for knowing that I could’ve done better. Better for the one in front of me. Funny this. In my family, love is such a huge, complicated feeling that got stuck in the well due to it not aligning to any form of “party” that they want to be in. And why do they want to be in such a group? Especially when they feel that it overpowers any and all forms of cookie-comforts and kisses? It is simple. We all want to belong to something, out of fear of being an outcast. The fear that the things you value will look down on you due to how you treat yourself in juxtaposition of what is normally accepted, what is the majority. And while some say that they prefer solitude, they still have to understand the majority. They have to understand that being accepted by the majority is what you’d prefer when you want the feel of the big-wig’s old tender hands wrap around your shoulders as if you proved something. Something important in life. Then there’s the minority. Though at first, it seems like a nice getaway from the “norm.” These little oddities that most people would gloss over as just really offensive funny business is what makes them tick. Heck, the fact that they oppose what the vast majority deems acceptable is what gives them life. But sometimes, the niche of it can just cause the most unwanted people to paint over the wood grain of this guitar-like community. And eventually when that minority is seen as the majority for when the former is seen as outdated and lacking, what else is there to call a minority? So why not solitude? There’s just so much in so little. You don’t have to listen to anybody, you don’t have to live up to anyone’s standards, and independence is but a joyride. One that leads to the heavens as it is a gift of God. Even in our loneliest state, company is still needed. It takes over the want, consciously or unconsciously. You tell yourself that everything’s fine, dependence is the Devil’s work, and getting yourself involved with these complex and seemingly pointless emotions is just too much to bear. That is until you realize that you are still talking to someone in the end. And once you remove the last person in your life I find you. The very person I hate. I loath that you breathe what I breathe, think what I think, and walk where I walk. Your mere soul wraps around me like a slime. Just when I think that I’m free from everyone and free to myself, you’re here. But I stopped to care for it. Cause in it, i found one thing. Happiness. I’m happy that you breathe what I breathe, that you think what I think, and that you walk where I walk. Cause in the end, these shadows are just boastful kings defeated by a measly peasant with a drip of light. Cause why bother to live in the clouds when you know what the sun is capable of? And that’s where we are. Being happy with each other. Cause what my family fails to understand is that you find your acceptance through love. The obvious answer is only seen as the wiser one when you strip the question of its armor and reveal its false defenses. So I feel saddened when you can’t look me in the eyes without seeing the apple halfway in my mouth and the tears coming from my throat. Because we may be clouds, but we’re near the sun. And that’s why I feel that you need the support. After all, what better way to find it than on a Scott The Woz video? So anyway, why Chara as a profile pic?

[@iesalyn6306]

Your so invested in scott and I love it🤣

[@juanluis21monsanto98]

@@ill_Hex You get an A+ for writing.

[@pottedplant37_]

Stop being everywhere

[@cubixthree3495]

@@pottedplant37_ Why are you complaining

[@FedoraKirb]

2:15 Melee fans: *screaming at what might have been*

[@Nobody73000]

Homework is important and all, but Scott uploaded

[@MiiPlanet]

stop being brainwashed school is a complete waste of time

[@gaspardsavoureux8680]

@@MiiPlanet everyone knows but can we really do anything about it

[@MiiPlanet]

@@gaspardsavoureux8680 no so I guess we should stop complaining because I t can make it worse if we just think of it the whole time

[@EtherealMystic]

How the hell does Scott find more and more obscure things to talk about.

[@DE23]

And he still doesn't have an episode devoted to Arcade Games

[@KoolMeester2]

If this keeps going this way, he will do a f-zero focused video

[@plantano62]

@@KoolMeester2 I NEED A F-ZERO VIDEO

[@DarkShadic9632]

Honestly, that L-Button gag might come true at the rate we’re going; he makes everything interesting.

[@ezr7305]

Scott's dedication to his content is what I live for

[@everettgaspar3482]

As a kid who had a Wii I can confirm I did not know what a GameCube was

[@Starling_54]

Same lol. I got a Wii bundle that included 2 GameCube games and I sold them because I didn't know they worked with the wii.

[@alexschneider1667]

Me too but I was like 4

[@Omelander]

I just saw a cute little disc next to Wii disc because I thought Nintendo wanted it to have a friend

[@zgtarget9754]

I had a wii when I was a kid but I was obsessed with retro consoles like the snes and the early 2000s consoles like gamecube

[@andreamarini9940]

same...kinda... like, i knew that there were games for a console named "gamecube", but at the same time, i didn't know any console to associate that name with, so yeah is like i didn't know that it existed. like "ah, so this game is for the gamecube...wtf is a gamecube"

[@patrickbrinkworth9125]

I was just about to actually do something with my life.

[@tgaming173]

Heh I wasn’t

[@looeegee]

Scott's new uploads take priority over everything!

[@mememasterm]

And you are right now

[@c.mdoeseverything1736]

We're you though

[@Nobody73000]

Homework is important in all, but Scott uploaded

[@pedlar6839]

I am now convinced that there are 2 identical Scotts. It’s the only explanation for how often they upload

[@sirparker2881]

Scott was dressed as if he were 100 years late for a fashion trend

[@l0renz015]

This guy is the best guy on earth. He explains stuff in a comedic manner. Keep going! :)

[@DeIightful]

“Holy Shit I thought I was playing Mario.” -Quote of the Year 2021

[@jemusandran1575]

The new play control Pikmin 2 accounted for 40% of my childhood, with the other 60% accounted for by Mario Galaxy and Boomblox... Nah, just kidding, it was Galaxy and Twilight Princess. Boomblox was 5%.

[@pmerks]

I had no idea my copy of New Play Control Mario Power Tennis had a reversible cover until now. Thank you

[@mikeeps1788]

"like stimulus checks" holy fuck i havent laughed out loud that hard in forever

[@waiting90dastochangemyname3]

As a European, its 2:01 AM rn, it feels great watching a new scott video at the same time as Americans instead of Monday morning

[@krispykas5349]

American plebs

[@jwr2904]

@@krispykas5349 don't be jealous, Scott is ours

[@jwr2904]

Pleased to have some european brethren watching with us

[@jakub_zawadzki]

Good evening to a fellow European! 2:28 here right now.

[@finnbai]

@@jwr2904 Nice to have Americans waking up to another Excellent Scott the Woz episode while eating breakfast!

[@dragonleo_lemon7184]

"It's kinda hard to keep your hand perfectly still while having an aneurysm"

[@mitsuthecat123]

Therapist: Wild West Scott doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you Wild West Scott:

[@Pairrot]

He’s real and he can *very really hurt you*

[@DaSheepKiller]

Dang it, Jerry Attricks.

[@bens5859]

"But I can't fit the controller in my mouth" OK this is Scott's best joke yet

[@CantComprehendShadows]

dude dunked his entire head in water including his glasses for a 2 second joke

[@TylerJ0412]

He has done far more rediculous things for even shorter jokes. Like when he poured orange soda on his carpet for a 2 second joke

[@waddafugg3072]

it's not really that crazy

[@tumbleton3428]

Amazing that Scott made a 21 minute video about something I forgot existed

[@DaDoodler25]

Can we just appreciate the fact Scott dumped his head into a bathtub full of water fully dressed for a 5 second gag.

[@michaelkulynycz7317]

Thats kinda just Scott the woz in a nutshell. He will do ANYTHING for a gag

[@Deepkeel]

He has yet to mention bad dragon for a gag...

[@Empika]

@@Deepkeel good

[@brianbadonde9251]

You just copied a top comment for some likes, congrats

[@Socioromanticism]

I hear "ennui" when Scott says "on Wii, " and I just get bored, restless, and want to watch more of his vids.

[@agentimw]

My life would never be the same without the daily: "Hey all, Scott here!". Thanks so much for all your videos Scott, they have certainly changed my life forever, and I'm sure many others feel the same way. Keep doing what your doing!

[@Uselessceilingfan]

It’s hey all

[@agentimw]

@@Uselessceilingfan I could've sworn it was y'all, but I edited it just for you.

[@Uselessceilingfan]

@@agentimw yeah. Even his merch says “all”

[@damainman652]

“ Can only find used copies on eBay or GameStop” >laughs in Rom downloads

[@goGothitaLOL]

*laughs harder in Dolphin Emulator* i should get that one day

[@trevorerickson5205]

Now that Scott points it out it does sound like Mario is drowning when he speaks through the wii remote

[@fritzworley4445]

Scott's over here talking about how long it took for a new Mario Tennis game but us Sluggers and Strikers fans have been waiting for years...

[@sophiegrey9576]

Scott pronouncing 勝負 like "so-buu" gives me life

[@Calvin_Coolage]

What's the proper pronunciation then?

[@familyguyfreemoviedownload8314]

@@Calvin_Coolage japanese is mora-timed so the syllables should be shorter and about the same length as each other, the vowels are different as well

[@Calvin_Coolage]

@@familyguyfreemoviedownload8314 So it should sound more like 'sobuu', like as one word?

[@spoopyscaryskelebones3846]

@@Calvin_Coolage yeh, more like “so-bu”, in one breath.

[@brianlovesart]

Wasn’t it 遊ぶ？ As in Wiiであそぶ？

[@antoniomaldonado8876]

2:39 Scott explaining the meaning of Easter on Easter Sunday

[@CoolFilmMovies]

1:13 Vote Scott the Woz 2024!

[@jacobcarrasco6539]

I am satisfied with your review of Donkey King Jungle Beat for wii. You shall be spared Scott the Woz

[@KoroDog]

this video was the best housewarming gift i have ever had

[@officerthundercock2793]

*Are you still watching Netflix?* Someones daughter: 0:54

[@southcoastrepofficialsumme8524]

0:01 Scott has officially murdered someone

[@Impulse001]

Now, now, that's Scott's ancestor a very different man, just look at him, he wears a hat!

[@ciphergacha9100]

@@Impulse001 true true

[@mokongx3m]

3:34 That's my old N-Europe fourm post from 13 years ago haha, the one with the Mii avatar :D