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Real Time with Bill Maher

Real Time with Bill Maher

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@RayBetterThanEvilCanival
@RayBetterThanEvilCanival 5 жыл бұрын
“I don’t need to clarify, it is.” That had me in tears 😂
@cioccolateriaveneziana
@cioccolateriaveneziana 2 жыл бұрын
@John-Paul Hunt Would you like to clarify?
@Notlilithsbitch
@Notlilithsbitch 3 ай бұрын
I’m as far left Che Guevara but just so y’all are aware this condescending attitude was the exact reason why Trump won to begin with yeah Hillary won the popular vote like dem’s typically do everytime but mobilizing ppl who feel as though their voices aren’t heard is an extremely dangerous game to play
@tomdonald2493
@tomdonald2493 8 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump is the wrong answer to the right questions of this country.
@gc3k
@gc3k 8 жыл бұрын
I think I agree with that, I think
@VCYT
@VCYT 8 жыл бұрын
Donald wrote it for him.
@TheTrippleTKA
@TheTrippleTKA 8 жыл бұрын
+Gamemaster Gary, it means that Trumpkins concerns are real concerns but Trumptard is not the solution to those concern.
@BlindBloomer
@BlindBloomer 8 жыл бұрын
wow this actually does make sense trump would be the answer becuase he's the outsider and new age politician to take in the corrupt but he's too hateful and built his entire campaign on building a wall .....he would seem like the answer but he's just as bad as Clinton so he's not the right solution for us
@gc3k
@gc3k 8 жыл бұрын
Empty Existentialist That I agree with. There's a lot about Trump that would make him the perfect candidate to flush the establishment, but the person himself is complete crap
@justgivemethetruth
@justgivemethetruth 8 жыл бұрын
When Bernie is there, I'd rather hear him - not Bill Maher.
@BlueSkyCrystals
@BlueSkyCrystals 8 жыл бұрын
Then go watch a Bernie video.......
@sojutime
@sojutime 8 жыл бұрын
Bernie was obviously enjoying himself. Why can't you?
@justgivemethetruth
@justgivemethetruth 8 жыл бұрын
I enjoy knowing that Bernie is still popular and relevant and in demand ... that is why I would rather hear him than some of Bill's dumb jokes. Maher is great, but this last year he has been kind of slumming it and phoning it in.
@TheTrippleTKA
@TheTrippleTKA 8 жыл бұрын
Berniebros and Trumpkins have one thing in common. They are all balls lickers. B-side licks the left balls hard, while T-money only gropes the right. "Fucking idiots!"
@penelopepetite2228
@penelopepetite2228 8 жыл бұрын
As Bernie San's Fan I would expect more open mindedness
@FirstTuber123
@FirstTuber123 2 жыл бұрын
Trump in Iowa: "How stupid are the people in Iowa?" You gotta admit, he's got a way with words.
@jakobole
@jakobole 2 жыл бұрын
Or, he got away with words....
@mindinfinity3714
@mindinfinity3714 8 жыл бұрын
Man I love this guy's candidness - saying things bluntly and true, even though there could be backlash takes a pair.
@jsjohnson6888
@jsjohnson6888 5 жыл бұрын
Of all the movies predicting the future, Bill failed to mention "Idiocracy".
@timothybrown760
@timothybrown760 5 жыл бұрын
And the sad movie fact about your statement it's becoming more and more true! : (
@frankguinan9927
@frankguinan9927 5 жыл бұрын
Perfect! I’ve been comparing the world to this movie since before 2016, but it’s WAAAY more true today since!!!
@jediknight38
@jediknight38 4 жыл бұрын
He also failed to mention Terminator, Total Recall, The Running Man and Ready Player One. But hey, nobody's perfect.
@blaakheart8
@blaakheart8 4 жыл бұрын
It's not a movie, it's now a documentary
@marywoll2828
@marywoll2828 4 жыл бұрын
Or the first 10 minutes of strange brew
@Argumemnon
@Argumemnon 8 жыл бұрын
You know, I don't necessarily disagree with you, Bill, but citing movies as evidence for reality is a bit silly.
@matthew44able
@matthew44able 8 жыл бұрын
Argumemnon it's called foresight, and it seems as though the retardedness of Americans is fulfilling such foresight
@markototev
@markototev 8 жыл бұрын
Yeah but he doesn't seem to mention that in every cited movie people were not better off and were fighting to get back what was taken away from them in terms of rights. Maher is an idiot, I think he might have smokes too much pot for his age.
@Argumemnon
@Argumemnon 8 жыл бұрын
Matthew Vella It's not foresight. It's fiction. Sometimes, yes, things turn out as they did in fiction, but most of the time it's not, so it's not as if Maher can point to a statistical significance in movie predictions.
@SammyCee23
@SammyCee23 8 жыл бұрын
But it is evident that movies have in some ways predicted the future.
@xponen
@xponen 8 жыл бұрын
It was quite entertaining tho... Give Bill Maher credit for that. I totally love when people quote fiction, it's like a modern twist to that old-school quoting of Shakespeare or Moby Dick or even the Bible to reflect the current situation. It can give chills... sometime.
@Valaraukar8187
@Valaraukar8187 6 жыл бұрын
“I don’t need to clarify, it is...” Perfect. He ain’t lyin’...
@Bepold
@Bepold 8 жыл бұрын
Forrest Gump actually went to Vietnam unlike Bush 43.
@Ph0be
@Ph0be 8 жыл бұрын
Why would Trump want to fight in some stupid pointless war? If he did fight libcucks wpuld be crying MUH POOR VIETNAMESE ;(
@thechance4696
@thechance4696 8 жыл бұрын
Poblachtach Éireannach people probably didn't realize you were jokin
@Pikkabuu
@Pikkabuu 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ph0be Because Trump acts all tough but when chips are down he runs like a bitch. Also remember how he said how he always wanted to get a Purple Heart when that veteran gave his own Purple Heart to Trump? Trump just wants the glory and prestige but doesn't want to earn it...and what conservatives talk about participation trophies...
@rurutuM
@rurutuM 8 жыл бұрын
Idiocracy here we come
@BlueSkyCrystals
@BlueSkyCrystals 8 жыл бұрын
Here we are.
@809Alex
@809Alex 8 жыл бұрын
One caffe latte for not sure please!
@airfoemoe
@airfoemoe 8 жыл бұрын
You just don't understand Trump's genius. He's the only one who's got what plants crave, Electrolytes!
@Koala675
@Koala675 8 жыл бұрын
Its got electrolytes
@NVR_Forfeit
@NVR_Forfeit 8 жыл бұрын
Yep I'd agree, we have arrived at this time in age where that movie is more of a documentary then sci-fi!!
@Wolfboss7
@Wolfboss7 8 жыл бұрын
This was probably one of Bill's best segments because it hits oh so many points of this election. These past few months have been quite telling about the country, showing the best parts, the worst, the sad, the pathetic, the laughable, and lastly the truly batshit crazy that's slowly been on the rise for the last eight years.
@bemasaberwyn55
@bemasaberwyn55 8 жыл бұрын
Wolfboss7 which hit lightspeed last year
@Shorty_Lickens
@Shorty_Lickens 3 жыл бұрын
and the batshit crazy won. so maybe stop laughing at how silly it all is and take this shit seriously. we had 4 years of terror because everybody thought it was a big joke.
@amirmotmaen9838
@amirmotmaen9838 8 жыл бұрын
This is amazing! Love you Bill! Can't remember any better show
@revkallisto
@revkallisto 8 жыл бұрын
I'm not undecided, I'm voting for NONE of them, have a nice day.
@yaldabaoth2
@yaldabaoth2 8 жыл бұрын
Take a hard look at your avatar.
@YourLoyalDeserter
@YourLoyalDeserter 8 жыл бұрын
Thanks for helping elect Trump.
@archy2frank2
@archy2frank2 8 жыл бұрын
+tg72211 If she can't beat trump it is not on us! #Jill Stein
@vanyadolly
@vanyadolly 8 жыл бұрын
+archy2frank2 It is on you. You have a responsibility as a voter and sticking your head in the sand doesn't change that even though you might feel better
@revkallisto
@revkallisto 8 жыл бұрын
my heads not in the sand. all 4 candidates are trash I wouldn't allow any of them to lead me to a urinal if I was incapable of pissing on my own.
@kempessfa1946
@kempessfa1946 8 жыл бұрын
Nope, still not voting for Hillary.
@barnabynichol3693
@barnabynichol3693 8 жыл бұрын
Kempes SFA can I ask why?
@renatofabbro5263
@renatofabbro5263 8 жыл бұрын
Stomps out of the room as he throws his tantrum.
@rotraven
@rotraven 8 жыл бұрын
Barnaby Nichol likely he or she doesnt like corrupt politicians
@kempessfa1946
@kempessfa1946 8 жыл бұрын
Barnaby Nichol Can you convince me of voting for Hillary Clinton without mentioning Trump?
@jayfrank1913
@jayfrank1913 8 жыл бұрын
No one can because he's running and she's the only one who can defeat him.
@itisblackfriday
@itisblackfriday 8 жыл бұрын
This was 100% wonderful.
@Shorty_Lickens
@Shorty_Lickens 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah! Well, no, not really. Donald won. Which tells me democrats arent nearly as smart as they think they are.
@jennifer60515
@jennifer60515 2 жыл бұрын
And sad. We didn’t take the lady in the pantsuit and now look where we are.
@nilaykulkarni3088
@nilaykulkarni3088 8 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher for President !
@xavierimperial5965
@xavierimperial5965 8 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher's writers keep getting more and more spot on with their satire, and from a societal standpoint, that's scary as FUCK......
@barrynichols2846
@barrynichols2846 8 жыл бұрын
You should've picked Bernie Sanders. It would be in the bag already.
@salty103
@salty103 8 жыл бұрын
So much misinformation about Bernie, dude just wanted free education and healthcare yet everywhere on the internet people swear he wanted communism.
@ChrisR-uz4jq
@ChrisR-uz4jq 8 жыл бұрын
It already is in the bag. If you actually think Trump has a shot go bet big money on him because he is a massive underdog at every gambling site. You can get 6/1 on your money easy on Trump winning, which is insane for a major election that is usually considered close to 50/50 at this stage
@omsmada
@omsmada 8 жыл бұрын
It already is in the bag. Trump is in for a landslide loss according to the polls.
@omsmada
@omsmada 8 жыл бұрын
+S. C. Obamacare isn't even socialist, it uses government agency to provide access and subsidization for private care. It's fundamentally a capitalist program.
@ZeroOskul
@ZeroOskul 8 жыл бұрын
f Trump is in for a landslide loss, what does it matter if the vote splits between Hillary and Stein? What's your urgency about?
@danib9845
@danib9845 8 жыл бұрын
Bravo Bill! One of your best.
@JohnnyCakescgty
@JohnnyCakescgty 8 жыл бұрын
Bernie just sitting there internally screaming
@mahammadsmammadov9184
@mahammadsmammadov9184 6 жыл бұрын
JohnnyCakes true :/
@RollingOrmond
@RollingOrmond 5 жыл бұрын
Impersonating Ralph Nader doesn't get you elected. Just ask Ralph.
@peg202xo7
@peg202xo7 5 жыл бұрын
Bernie is not known for his sense of humor, God bless him.
@johnguy5849
@johnguy5849 5 жыл бұрын
so was howdy doody
@RENEEVEE133
@RENEEVEE133 8 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher kept hitting the mark over and over, this whole episode was brilliant.
@g.55centaurosimp18
@g.55centaurosimp18 8 жыл бұрын
Are we just gonna ignore the fact the Hillary and Obama are so keen on WW3 with Russia ?
@evanwheeler634
@evanwheeler634 8 жыл бұрын
Omar Hanbali you must be a fun guy to talk to in conversation.
@g.55centaurosimp18
@g.55centaurosimp18 8 жыл бұрын
***** Either way, Maher lost the plot
@g.55centaurosimp18
@g.55centaurosimp18 8 жыл бұрын
Evan Wheeler I'm not, always talking about news, philosophy, religion and shit :V but my friends generally like so I guess it's fine :P
@sbcistheboss
@sbcistheboss 8 жыл бұрын
+Omar Hanbali Compare Russian military to American. Spoiler alter, it doesn't come close. And you can add NATO but that's just over kill.
@g.55centaurosimp18
@g.55centaurosimp18 8 жыл бұрын
sbcistheboss Just the right kind of Mentality m8
@MiguelVicoR
@MiguelVicoR 8 жыл бұрын
Is it me? Or did Bill just make an impassioned speech in favor of fascism?
@345635356
@345635356 8 жыл бұрын
There is a difference between facism and authoritarianism.... but whatever, just a nitpick... anyway, its a comedy bit as much as it is a serious editorial, take it with a grain of salt, but yeah I disagreed with him a lot here too. However, the USA where to adopt the roman system of dictatorship, where in cases of emergency a temporary dictator is asigned to fix the situation, I'd strongly recomend Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Bill Nye, or Bernie Sanders for the job. The USA is a good example of why a democracy in an uneducated nation doesnt work: your choices are an psychopathic egomaniac with no moral codes and the maturity of a 5 year old crybaby, or a corrupt women who is a hawk, will cheat the system for political gain, and who is willing to use everything and everyone as pawns on a massive chessboard. If we want to be technical, democracies where never ment to work for idiot nations like the USA, they where meant to work for enlightened people from the start (like ancient Athens, and in more modern times Swizerland), so I can understand (even if I strongly disagree with) Bills point here.
@Ioganstone
@Ioganstone 8 жыл бұрын
The US is a republic not a democracy. The system allows presidents to do anything within the confines of the constitution. Censoring (oh I'm sorry, CURATING) thoughts/"human passions"/the plebians that Bill and Obama deem unacceptable is unconstitutional. www.fitsnews.com/2016/10/14/barack-obama-wants-to-curate-your-news-feed/
@ehsanalawadhi
@ehsanalawadhi 8 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes he did.
@SteveGellerMusic
@SteveGellerMusic 8 жыл бұрын
Good points. It' s almost a textbook example of what happens when a very smart craven sociopath and a very stupid shock artist compete for votes in a system that only rewards corruption and attention-grabbing. They end up getting virtually the same amount of success, each being more shameless than any other competitor at one of the two necessary elements, but you end up with terrible leadership either way.
@SirAdrian87
@SirAdrian87 8 жыл бұрын
Scientists make the worst leaders. You need someone with people skills, benevolence and competence
@tdawgson
@tdawgson 3 жыл бұрын
3:40 I love Bill's deadpan expression. "I don't need to clarify. It is." 🤣
@BruhHowDidIGetHere
@BruhHowDidIGetHere 8 жыл бұрын
Bernie should be the one facing Trump right now, too bad the Democratic party isn't so Democratic.
@BruhHowDidIGetHere
@BruhHowDidIGetHere 8 жыл бұрын
Ph0be Better than tweedle dee and tweedle dum even if it's by a bit lol
@ZeroOskul
@ZeroOskul 8 жыл бұрын
If you could redefine the candidates between criminalistic mud-slingers and non-criminalistic non-mud-slingers, who would you go for? That's Jill Stein. She's running on essentially the same platform Sanders ran on.
@willsmith4776
@willsmith4776 8 жыл бұрын
Wahh my candidate didn't win so I'm gonna bitch and complain it was rigged so I can feel validated
@ZeroOskul
@ZeroOskul 8 жыл бұрын
+Will: Did you know there's whole discussions going on beyond the top comments?
@0heck
@0heck 8 жыл бұрын
Will, Unless you've been living under a rock...the campaign was rigged against Bernie with the DNC working with Hillary's campaign to undermine him.
@CarlosRodriguez-dh7mm
@CarlosRodriguez-dh7mm 8 жыл бұрын
Is it just me, or is Maher incredibly unfunny? I'm not even upset about his opinions, I just can't laugh at this guy.
@CarlosRodriguez-dh7mm
@CarlosRodriguez-dh7mm 8 жыл бұрын
***** I mean, I know he's a political commentator, but he tries to add comedic flare. It just doesn't work. But hey, he must be doing something right to have a show like his... (and you're right; he is totally a "self-righteous douchebag").
@cooliest2267
@cooliest2267 8 жыл бұрын
+Baron von Robot XXIII Great... uh.. "analogy" there.
@Ph0be
@Ph0be 8 жыл бұрын
If he wasn't a jew he wouldn't be on tv. Fact
@mujaku
@mujaku 8 жыл бұрын
Bill has become another Bob Hope. You don't laugh b/c he's actually funny: you laugh because you think you're supposed to. It's politically correct.
@ZeroOskul
@ZeroOskul 8 жыл бұрын
No, he is actually hilarious. If you could redefine the candidates between criminalistic mud-slingers and non-criminalistic non-mud-slingers, who would you go for? That's Jill Stein. She's running on essentially the same platform Sanders ran on.
@freddytravale4741
@freddytravale4741 8 жыл бұрын
Great show Bill , you're the man
@Cwgrlup
@Cwgrlup 2 жыл бұрын
Like the saying goes; “If you don’t stand for something you’ll fall for anything.”
@suparmohammed1997
@suparmohammed1997 8 жыл бұрын
Why did America make Bill Maher famous?
@josephmadera9689
@josephmadera9689 8 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher used to funny, but he has become as bias as cnn he refusing to say anything bad about Hillary. He should be nonbiased and let people form their own opinions.
@romulus_
@romulus_ 8 жыл бұрын
conservatives have been on the wrong side of history for decades on practically every major issue. they espouse and promulgate backwardness. easy targets.
@romulus_
@romulus_ 8 жыл бұрын
S. C. silly and simplistic statement. wouldn't expect much more.
@romulus_
@romulus_ 8 жыл бұрын
S. C. when encountering a person such as yourself, all one can do is smirk and shake their head. bless your heart, you think you're clever.
@ChrisR-uz4jq
@ChrisR-uz4jq 8 жыл бұрын
Why? He isnt a news outlet hes a comedian that hosts his own show. People have this misguided belief that everything needs to be or even should be non bias. Everyone has bias and when it comes to political bias its normal to show your bias because its important things you care about. People that dont want Trump in the white house not only are allowed to but SHOULD be vocal about their thoughts and worries if they have the platform to do so. Same goes if you are somebody that worries about Clinton or whomever is running in a given cycle. This isnt hard news it doesnt need to be void of bias. Its opinion based
@christiancarranza1003
@christiancarranza1003 5 жыл бұрын
That was knockout.good shit bill.much love from Washington state.
@menilnug823
@menilnug823 8 жыл бұрын
Bravo Bill as always poignant, pragmatic and hilarious.
@nitroneonicman
@nitroneonicman 8 жыл бұрын
I've decided to never vote Democrat again, don't worry.
@nelson4600
@nelson4600 8 жыл бұрын
It's pretty bold to say people choose the wrong person while your sitting next to bernie sanders ... just saying
@TheWildmanden
@TheWildmanden 8 жыл бұрын
I would like to think that it was on purpose, but i don't think he considered that to be honest
@davionmohammed8615
@davionmohammed8615 8 жыл бұрын
it is bold.. it is also accurate... i mean they did choose hillary over bernie... and that was as we can all by now tell the wrong decision...
@CyberFenix000
@CyberFenix000 8 жыл бұрын
well, people chose Bernie but the establishment chose Hillary
@emiltoutou1
@emiltoutou1 8 жыл бұрын
Nelson Alves you nail ed it man....I feel so disgusted that Bernie would even sit there ,after what Hillary and her crew including Bill Mayer did to him
@2126Eliza
@2126Eliza 6 жыл бұрын
Unless you're an adult and understand the electoral system. Remember when Bernie told you to vote for Clinton to stop Trump?
@SyphcoKiller
@SyphcoKiller 8 жыл бұрын
wow, so fuck democracy huh?
@SyphcoKiller
@SyphcoKiller 8 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey Hinkle yeah let's not listen to the concerns of common people, let's just let the rich elite oligarchs run everything, since people are so stupid anyway.
@samzen9031
@samzen9031 8 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey Hinkle yes giving Blacks and women the rights too vote was a mistake
@samzen9031
@samzen9031 8 жыл бұрын
Natasel Earned you realise America has some of the Lowest voter turn out of any western nation?
@unitedjt345
@unitedjt345 8 жыл бұрын
Well its apparent America's full of fkwits and have to be told whats good for them. Like children.
@talleyrand299
@talleyrand299 8 жыл бұрын
United how the fuck do you know your not the fuckwit? You watch Bill Maher and Trevor Noah and you think you know something. Way to back the wall st candidate you fucking moron. Probably doesn't bother you that Hillary takes millions from Saudi Arabia and Qatar either.
@emberrein6670
@emberrein6670 2 жыл бұрын
Mad respect for his bluntness & straightforward attitude
@hydrasaurandre
@hydrasaurandre 8 жыл бұрын
oh my god, this is exactly what I was saying about Ken Bone! Why people have turned him into a celebrity, I don't know, but it has to stop. This is what's wrong with our country, people! and our idolization of celebrities is what caused Trump's rise!
@ste961
@ste961 8 жыл бұрын
He makes a point about trump calling people stupid after calling undecided voters stupid
@antred11
@antred11 8 жыл бұрын
Bear in mind that "undecided" does not necessarily mean *"I'm not sure whether to vote for Trump or for Clinton."* For many, the real question is *"Do I bite the sour apple and vote Clinton to prevent Trump from becoming president, or do I finally do something to end this endless cycle of voting for the lesser evil and actually vote for someone I **_want_** to be president? (i.e. Stein, Sanders, etc.)"*
@davidl3207
@davidl3207 8 жыл бұрын
Exactly. If I was American I'd be undecided. Trump is odious, but it is because he has no censor. Many politicians have thought and done similar things to him, but had the tactical sense to keep their mouths shut. Clinton-Obama are basically Goldmann Sachs Gov't and talk climate change and act Big Fossil Fuel.
@skynetprime82
@skynetprime82 8 жыл бұрын
and the crazy thing about this whole ordeal if one really thinks about it is that he is absolutely right
@joelmiddaugh8229
@joelmiddaugh8229 5 жыл бұрын
About what exactly? That Hillary Clinton should be our Dictator? It's a cute joke from a comedian. Beyond that it's a little scary. I'll stick with the people having a choice even if they are dumb.
@alanbannister1874
@alanbannister1874 2 жыл бұрын
This guy should be the US President. I do t think they would elect him though, he speaks way too much uncomfortable truth.
@EndSpireme
@EndSpireme 8 жыл бұрын
No mention of Green Party Presidential Candidate Dr. Jill Stein? I love you Bill... But all that "stupid people" talk... Look into a mirror you coward. #GREEN2016
@ZeroOskul
@ZeroOskul 8 жыл бұрын
Get over the Trump. Get over the Hill. Don't "Feel the Johnson". Just vote for Jill! Tired of trying to choose between two evils? If you could redefine the candidates between criminalistic mud-slingers and non-criminalistic non-mud-slingers, who would you go for? That's Jill Stein. She's running on essentially the same platform Sanders ran on.
@EndSpireme
@EndSpireme 8 жыл бұрын
AGREED!!!
@EndSpireme
@EndSpireme 8 жыл бұрын
HOMES7D lol! 😂😂😂
@EndSpireme
@EndSpireme 8 жыл бұрын
i7fan I did. All he said was he couldn't understand quantitive easing... I'm a former commodities futures options broker (series 3), and it is a magic trick. A hedge fund manager borrows 1 billion, then uses that to borrow 10 more etc... That's how the bubble exploded... Somehow they still came out with full pockets. Imagine how many kids can go to college instead of some rich guy buying a 300 million dollar boat. 27 years as a practicing physician and a decade working with grass roots organizations... She's the best choice. Period. #GREEN2016
@loganchabal
@loganchabal 8 жыл бұрын
EndSpire 2% of the vote in a lot of cases, mentioning Gary Johnson is basically useless as well because he's a huge fool
@treetruthd.1185
@treetruthd.1185 8 жыл бұрын
everything he said was spot on , I to always looked at movies as a guide to the future.
@ASkepticalHumanOnYouTube
@ASkepticalHumanOnYouTube 7 жыл бұрын
"...a ventriloquist dummy named Gary Johnson." LMAO!
@Eddbrain
@Eddbrain 5 жыл бұрын
A Skeptical Human Love your content dude, keep up the good work. And speaking of this quote you mentioned, did you know that 100,000 people in Florida thought he had a chance during Election Day. My state of Florida is always proud to disappoint.
@brookemcquale5096
@brookemcquale5096 29 күн бұрын
Bill's passing off, "Ventriloquist dummy" as if it wasn't one of the funniest things he said.
@billdooder2558
@billdooder2558 6 жыл бұрын
Didn't mention terminator, which is fast becoming a reality with the AI driven drones and other autonomous war machines under development.
@donnabarry7901
@donnabarry7901 5 жыл бұрын
Love, love love Bill. Nobody owns him and wow, does he ever call 'em as he sees them!!!'
@atorres5367
@atorres5367 8 жыл бұрын
What up BERNIE!!!!!!! Love you dude ✌️
@bk138gt6
@bk138gt6 2 жыл бұрын
Boy this still hurts. Even more today
@philthomas4187
@philthomas4187 8 жыл бұрын
Lol the truth hurts.
@jamieslaght
@jamieslaght 8 жыл бұрын
I agree that when left to choose we make bad choices - take junk food for example. We are a Nation that consumes so much non-food, how do you think brains work? They work on spinach and walnuts. :P We have a Nation of malnourished zombies.
@JustaStickwithGooglyEyes
@JustaStickwithGooglyEyes 5 жыл бұрын
As you said,,, it's a "choice",, now shape up or shut up... 😉😁
@buggy991
@buggy991 4 жыл бұрын
4 years, it is still sad to watch this... and I am not even American :(
@Beatlesfanish
@Beatlesfanish 8 жыл бұрын
Bill, you Sir have balls of steel 😂😂💯🖒👌
@woodyburns
@woodyburns 5 жыл бұрын
Network predicted the entire media, not just Fox and reality tv
@qwertyqart
@qwertyqart 8 жыл бұрын
damn it was brilliant!
@leehall4595
@leehall4595 5 жыл бұрын
Not enough people listened to the prophets, either.
@snakearekat2634
@snakearekat2634 4 жыл бұрын
Bill would disagree with you lol
@jernaumoratgurgeh8548
@jernaumoratgurgeh8548 2 жыл бұрын
saying things bluntly and true, even though there could be backlash takes a pair.
@Shjansehnsbw12382
@Shjansehnsbw12382 8 жыл бұрын
Undecided voters are the most rational. I'd rather vote for Johnson to make a statement than vote for a liar or an idiot.
@danildmitriev5884
@danildmitriev5884 7 жыл бұрын
So now that US has elected both a liar and an idiot, how does making a statement working out for you? :)
@VictorSneller
@VictorSneller 8 жыл бұрын
I swore he was going to go with Idiocracy.
@alwayslernin4400
@alwayslernin4400 3 жыл бұрын
2021 and he's still spot on!
@domon7411
@domon7411 8 жыл бұрын
You know, the whole breaking point question could be said about Hillary as well. Between the email scandal, Benghazi, lying about being under sniper fire, lying about her daughter being around the towers on 9/11, threatening her husbands mistresses to not take action against him, etc... It's not that I haven't found the breaking point with Trump, it's that I've found it with both of them and I'm still expected to choose.
@truestreetracingsociety7385
@truestreetracingsociety7385 8 жыл бұрын
Bill is such a funny guy and I love his show. The problem is that both parties need to work together. It seems like our country keeps getting divided over time.
@BatmanHQYT
@BatmanHQYT 7 жыл бұрын
Bone is gonna be a guest in his next episode lmao
@mr.outlaw231
@mr.outlaw231 6 жыл бұрын
5:38 OKAY first off, V for Vendetta came out in 2005. 2005! And Matrix came out in 1999! The Postman 1997. The Book of Eli was in 2010. The Road, a year before the Book of Eli. And Wall-E was a year before The Road, which was a year before the Book of Eli. Hell, if we look at the first Mad Max movie, it was released in *1979*. This isn't some new development in Hollywood. The Post-Apocalyptic genre has been around for decades!
@blatherskite3009
@blatherskite3009 5 жыл бұрын
Sure, the post-apocalyptic genre has been around for many decades but they used to mostly be the preserve of B-movies - independent US film, Italian, Australian, direct-to-video stuff, etc. Based on the selection of movies mentioned, I think Bill was pointing to the noticeable uptick in the number of big-budget movies riffing on the post-apocalypse theme, indicating that audience tastes are tending more in that direction in recent times.
@TheOnlyTrueMonix
@TheOnlyTrueMonix 8 жыл бұрын
"I don't need to clarify, it is." You are a legend Maher....
@Matt-ec2sn
@Matt-ec2sn 8 жыл бұрын
You know what else V for Vendetta predicted? A television host yelling at his people to create a mob mentality against what he disagreed with.
@Theseamus2000
@Theseamus2000 6 жыл бұрын
Um it didn't "predict" it It certainly depicted it
@Eis_Bear
@Eis_Bear 6 жыл бұрын
FOX?
@sociallymatti
@sociallymatti 6 жыл бұрын
@@Eis_Bear Oh!! I can play this game too!! CNN? (We're both right)
@YukonHexsun
@YukonHexsun 6 жыл бұрын
He's a conservative Christian fundemantalist who blames the faults of society on godlessness. That's not Bill Maher, that's a fusion of Bill O Reilly and Pat Robertson. The fuck are you on?
@elmortobeats5919
@elmortobeats5919 6 жыл бұрын
@@YukonHexsun so Bill is the ateist version... So what? Its still programming.
@floridaarmyvet3613
@floridaarmyvet3613 8 жыл бұрын
Well I'm definitely voting Trump 100% And so is my entire Hispanic family.
@odysseus9176
@odysseus9176 8 жыл бұрын
Florida*ARMY*VET Aren't you a special fucking snowflake
@floridaarmyvet3613
@floridaarmyvet3613 8 жыл бұрын
Russell Wilson Yep and we are all cracking up over your comment. Oh the liberal mind.
@odysseus9176
@odysseus9176 8 жыл бұрын
Florida*ARMY*VET I like how you immediately assume I'm a liberal. No, I'm a conservative you fucking idiot.
@floridaarmyvet3613
@floridaarmyvet3613 8 жыл бұрын
Russell Wilson By your language you must be a very strange conservative and a very nice person. But i appreciate you showing me your inner feelings glade i could help you with your happiness in life have a great vacation😁
@odysseus9176
@odysseus9176 8 жыл бұрын
Florida*ARMY*VET Well, gotta admit that was funny
@paddyconroy6889
@paddyconroy6889 8 жыл бұрын
I don't have a dog in the fight but how someone as smart as Bill can support Hillary is mind blowing.
@paddyconroy6889
@paddyconroy6889 8 жыл бұрын
Рэй Милици Югослава I don't like Trump either but Clinton wanted war with Russia.Fuck That
@paddyconroy6889
@paddyconroy6889 8 жыл бұрын
Рэй Милици Югослава I was talking about Bill Maher the host.
@MadAnthonyToronado
@MadAnthonyToronado 6 жыл бұрын
Paddy Conroy his choice was primarily the lesser of two evils. He's stated that multiple times.
@sanzuriver2959
@sanzuriver2959 6 жыл бұрын
Smart people knows that sometimes you do have to choose the saner option, even if it's not what you want. Plus, the whole idea that a President must agree with you on nearly everything is idiotic, the person is running for President not your yesman. What matters is how you vote in your district and state, the President is irrelevant as long as they are sane, and Trump isn't.
@timothybrown760
@timothybrown760 5 жыл бұрын
If people still say they won't vote against Trump because they want a political candidate that will wow them (Example of people being really being stupid about this - 2:20) and not be the same usual politician they don't want in office then you can't complain when you let a madman continue to be president despite how dangerous he's proven and a traitor then Bill's comment in the video at 3:21 proves his statement and truly hits home! : - (
@Montesama314
@Montesama314 8 жыл бұрын
He does know that he just analogized Hillary Clinton to a female dictator in a teen movie, right?
@GamerMove
@GamerMove 8 жыл бұрын
Woooooh Bernie :3
@patrickjohn885
@patrickjohn885 8 жыл бұрын
I want to see a woman in charge. too. Jill Stein 2016
@underdawg47
@underdawg47 8 жыл бұрын
I'm voting for Jill Stein also. She is by far the better choice.
@patrickjohn885
@patrickjohn885 8 жыл бұрын
Dr. Dhoom She's a graduate of Harvard Medical School. What's your alma mater?
@itsolivier
@itsolivier 8 жыл бұрын
and she didnt plunder haiti
@patrickjohn885
@patrickjohn885 8 жыл бұрын
Dr. Dhoom She's a qualified doctor who graduated from one the best medical schools in the world. The claim that Jill Stein is an anti-vaxxer is unsubstantiated. Its just a smear. Or do you have the proof?
@haruhilisette
@haruhilisette 8 жыл бұрын
so just because someone is a good doctor that means they should be president? if thats the case why isn't Ben Carson the republican nominee? Jill doesn't have a chance in hell to win. and I'm saying that as a registered member of the Green Party. if this was any other election id vote for her in a heart beat. but this election is too important to vote third party
@hamiltonasseiro6671
@hamiltonasseiro6671 5 жыл бұрын
Bill is the best. So truthful.
@KanekiKen-by5ew
@KanekiKen-by5ew 8 жыл бұрын
I'm 12 and I can name all 3 branches of government. Judicial, Executive, and Legislative. That's sad only 36% of the U.S population know that.
@chrischapman7026
@chrischapman7026 8 жыл бұрын
Mitsukuni Phantomhive have u come to the south yet half the people don't even know the three parts of a cell
@KanekiKen-by5ew
@KanekiKen-by5ew 8 жыл бұрын
Dominic I am, actually.
@trysometruth
@trysometruth 8 жыл бұрын
Dominic perfectly captures the Trump-ist mindset. "Liar! Liar! You're Rigged!!!!"
@zumbaclass1170
@zumbaclass1170 8 жыл бұрын
if it's true ur in school then that's the only reason u know. thing is once u get out of school everything u learn is not ever used in real life
@KanekiKen-by5ew
@KanekiKen-by5ew 8 жыл бұрын
Jay Grey Ikr
@bobrolander4344
@bobrolander4344 8 жыл бұрын
I once met one fellow US citizin who suggested we take a _train from Chicago to Paris...._*_8/_*
@የኔነህታምራት
@የኔነህታምራት 5 жыл бұрын
There is a Paris town in Illinois, 160 miles south of Chicago.
@anacarolinatorresvaz
@anacarolinatorresvaz 8 жыл бұрын
Love hillary but bill you do know that those ladies in the pantsuit were the bad guy right?
@duxnihilo
@duxnihilo 8 жыл бұрын
Carol T Why do you feel the need to ask a question that has already been answered?
@fellowdude7295
@fellowdude7295 8 жыл бұрын
#Trump2016
@bhaskarmandavilli8501
@bhaskarmandavilli8501 2 жыл бұрын
But Bill called the undecided voter stupid, but when Trump does it, its wrong???
@irisalan3018
@irisalan3018 5 жыл бұрын
So true & so sad 😞
@DC9848
@DC9848 8 жыл бұрын
US needs a true 3rd party
@DavidHSouthernGent
@DavidHSouthernGent 4 жыл бұрын
It's been tried, they just wind up being swallowed up by either the dems or the repubs.
@bpurple7263
@bpurple7263 4 жыл бұрын
4 and 5 th too
@jacobjorgenson9285
@jacobjorgenson9285 4 жыл бұрын
You'll need more than 3 , because 3 would make one of the existing parties to weak to win again. In Denmark there's something like 17
@Sarcastic_Asmodeus
@Sarcastic_Asmodeus 8 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna vote for Gary Johnson just to piss Bill Maher even more. lol
@h.a.l.3980
@h.a.l.3980 8 жыл бұрын
Just get ready for your kids to laugh at you when you tell them who you voted for and why.
@Sarcastic_Asmodeus
@Sarcastic_Asmodeus 8 жыл бұрын
Reel Deel I'm sure they'd laugh either way considering our other two crappy candidates. lol
@h.a.l.3980
@h.a.l.3980 8 жыл бұрын
Jonny Villa Gary Johnson isn't qualified to be president of a doggy day care lol.
@Sarcastic_Asmodeus
@Sarcastic_Asmodeus 8 жыл бұрын
Reel Deel​ See, he has more in common with Trump and Hillary! Can't we all need friends? :)
@h.a.l.3980
@h.a.l.3980 8 жыл бұрын
Jonny Villa Hillary is more than qualified... What would ever make you believe that she isn't qualified?
@RuchiinChina
@RuchiinChina 8 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher for president
@cesarrivera8626
@cesarrivera8626 8 жыл бұрын
This guy is so full of himself.
@mwd6854
@mwd6854 8 жыл бұрын
Dear Mr. Maher, I had such hopes in you. I admired your courage in standing up to organized religion. My country's (Germany's) history is riddled with poor political decisions, and so, in my upbringing, I, as well as my peers, was encouraged to search within my conscience if I felt something was awry; then to seek information and reach an educated decision. I feel that it is a shame that the democratic party decided to push Mr. Sanders under the bus and went ahead with Mrs.Clinton as presidential candidate. I understand that HBO (Time Warner) is, in terms of political contributions, the single most democratic/liberal biased company in the US, and so, the person who is writing your scripts has a responsibility towards the political left, even if at its head, there waits a money laundering oligarch and a war criminal - but do you share the same responsibilities? Is there no other alternative to the "orange hitler orangutan", that you could have built up with your tremendous media influence?
@rgarlinyc
@rgarlinyc 8 жыл бұрын
I agree; anyone still undecided is just a (ken) bone-head.
@n3v3rg01ngback
@n3v3rg01ngback 5 жыл бұрын
Don’t be undecided. Get informed and grow some balls.
@carlsnyder4833
@carlsnyder4833 5 жыл бұрын
That speech that the majority of viewers just applauded gave me terrified chills. Bill just endorsed an authoritarian government. He just said a limited oligarchy with the power to strip its citizens of their rights needs to be in control of our society.
@Kremtimi
@Kremtimi 7 жыл бұрын
i am in love with this guy! #nohomo
@saraza4977
@saraza4977 7 жыл бұрын
You've just crossed over into... The Twilight Zone. *theme music*
@Shorty_Lickens
@Shorty_Lickens 6 ай бұрын
He won Iowa by the way.
@hunterking2458
@hunterking2458 8 жыл бұрын
He become so famous because he asked an educated question that was important to him and other Americans smh
@richardwimmer8453
@richardwimmer8453 8 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher just sucks at everything,i can't understand why he has a show.i have yet to meet anyone that has said to me "did you see the bill Maher show last night"lol
@RandyFricke
@RandyFricke 8 жыл бұрын
No matter how crooked and corrupt she is. Real smart Bill. Have you filed papers to change your last name to Mangina yet?
@mckenzie.latham91
@mckenzie.latham91 8 жыл бұрын
you're not getting a clean candidate, no matter who it is, not at all, so suck it up and wake up to reality princess.
@kurtsudheim825
@kurtsudheim825 2 жыл бұрын
I agree that's it's the issue with democracy: not everyone should get a voice/vote, only exists should, & most people don't know anything, about anything but certainly politics, me included to an extent. But I think bill is missing the point in the dictator lady in the suit
@largecroc
@largecroc 8 жыл бұрын
Don't you ever insult the great Ken Bone!
@AyyKayMobies
@AyyKayMobies 8 жыл бұрын
Bill your fighting against the ability for the US citizen to vote, you've complained about the establishment for years. But as soon as someone comes in without ties to big business or foreign governments, you, along with the colluding corporate media are on 24/7 attack. You've taken Trump out of context in Iowa, much like you have this entire campaign, You just like the media are driven on outrage views, this is the problem people face, we only get given the extremes, and the media is compliant. #Trump2016
@spinflux
@spinflux 5 жыл бұрын
Alexander Kennedy “...as soon as someone comes in without ties to big business or foreign governments...” 😂😂😂😂😂
@pikkkel
@pikkkel 8 жыл бұрын
"If voting changed anything it'd be illegal." ~George Carlin
@quietstorm6710
@quietstorm6710 8 жыл бұрын
The movie analogy was scary accurate.
@potatomuffin4420
@potatomuffin4420 8 жыл бұрын
I used to think you understood the real problem with this country. But it appears I was off on this opinion. Career politicians and pundits like you are why we are in such dire trouble.
@MegaJabboy
@MegaJabboy 8 жыл бұрын
Except we're not. What dire trouble are we currently in?
@PandemoniumPirateRadio
@PandemoniumPirateRadio 8 жыл бұрын
You've got plenty of crime, plenty of poverty, plenty of wars you've started and plenty of foreign conflicts with all your fingers dipped into each and every one of them. Trouble? Right, what trouble eh :P You waste trillions each year on all these things, when you could solve all these things with a fraction of that money that is today completely divided and consumed by bureaucrats and their dealings. This doesn't strike you as troubling?
@fundeek
@fundeek 8 жыл бұрын
MegaJabb the dire straights of our time is that the news is telling people to vote for Hillary. Describing people who are not Global Banking supporters, ahm I mean feminists for Hillary, as ignorant. Hillary Clinton has committed numerous federal crimes this year alone and therefore the people that don't want her elected are ignorant, it's not very good math. So it's dire that over half of the mainstream media is supporting a criminal like Hillary Clinton be telling people how to vote only confirms that our government under the Democrats is working against American interests.
@potatomuffin4420
@potatomuffin4420 8 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the foreign support :)
@potatomuffin4420
@potatomuffin4420 8 жыл бұрын
zerooskul stated this before it was flagged as inappropriate by.....,,,?????? Coded message! Kellyanne Conway is Bill Maher's best friend; he would never throw her under the bus like that!
@da0908
@da0908 8 жыл бұрын
We aren't undecided. We have most definitely decided not to vote for Hillary.
@Taverens_Pull
@Taverens_Pull 7 жыл бұрын
Bill maher advocating for an orwellian world state.
@afridgetoofar1818
@afridgetoofar1818 2 жыл бұрын
This video reveals so much of why Trump won. Maher really comes off as an elitist prick.
@lindaguy8720
@lindaguy8720 3 жыл бұрын
Love your utude videos. Cant get enough. My daily laugh but so true.
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