New Rule: Catch-23 | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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In his editorial New Rule, Bill declares that Trump Derangement Syndrome is real - and that it applies to anyone condoning the president's indefensible behavior.
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[@deekorbel5259]

OMG. Thank you. "Crumbs in his hair, screaming at the toaster" I laughed so hard at this. Thank you.

[@abouttimek2428]

I thought he was referring to Bernie

[@shodaddydrunk]

That's sad. There should be a home for people who have no sense of humour. Oh wait, there's John Stewart's Home For Failed Comedians, also known as the daily show, so I bet you're good:)

[@rubesmagoobs]

Bill has a point, people are more than willing to accept bad or abnormal behavior from people they either like or support. It might be an example of the sunk cost fallacy.

[@Wolfboss7]

Oh, I believe that's exactly the case here. I've seen it from people who continue to support Trump even when faced with the ever-growing evidence of his incompetency. Especially those that broke off relationships because they chose to support him and keep supporting him against all odds.

[@rubesmagoobs]

@monokhem In all fairness, there's good in the political spectrum, but what's problematic is that people are willing to abandon their morals for personal gains or changes they wish to see and the lines are becoming more blurred by the day.

[@pacificH2O]

@monokhem Agreed.

[@rubesmagoobs]

@Moonsmith That's true

[@theinformationcenter9289]

They fell for rhe sunk cost trap.

[@Jemppu]

Haha, this was a field day for the graphics dept.

[@SSs-lr1jq]

He has gone back on all of this now. He just begged biden to drop out. I guess Bill was the one screaming at the toaster nuts 😂😂😂😂

[@TwistyTrav]

Not Bill Maher literally predicting the future of the Biden presidency... 😂

[@napoleonibonaparte7198]

It won’t be long until Hannity becomes that news lady from NoKor’s state media

[@Wolfboss7]

I'd say he's already there, he's been there for a while.

[@SGGCREATIVES]

That Janine Pierro or however that evil witch is called.

[@cisco8650]

Pirro already beat everyone at Fox for that honor. I think Trevor Noah did a side by comparison of those two ladies. Look it up, it's... terrifying.

[@Poemi10304]

Have you seen any recent clips of Lou Dobbs? I think he’ll fight Hannity for that job. He would totally cut that witch.

[@cisco8650]

@@Poemi10304 that was fucking disgusting and disturbing.

[@Dan-ys8nk]

"With friends like that who needs a sharpie?" Bill Maher rules!

[@Ishimura89]

He's an out of touch hack

[@Dan-ys8nk]

@@Ishimura89 Tell us how you really feel.

[@dewaynethomas3122]

This was an amazing one, I really wish they would stop cutting off the first few ones before he says AND FINALLY though.

[@Ishimura89]

@@Dan-ys8nk The fact that he thinks Amy Klobuchar is a viable candidate invalidates his entire existence. And not to burst your bubble, but Bill Maher usually doesn't write new rules, he's got a team of writers for that.

[@Dan-ys8nk]

@@Ishimura89 when I said Bill Maher rules, I say that I think he's awesome. I didn't say he didn't have a team to write for him.

[@GrumpyOldChap]

I'm looking forward to seeing all of this come into fruition in the near future. "Why so upset Republicans? That's just Biden being Biden."

[@LokkerG]

Most Trumpublicans operate in the same manner as Democrats and Liberals did when Trump was in office, but argue that it's hypocritical to deny them what they denied the other side. It went from "He's still your president" to "He's not MY president, and you can't change that!" They'll get #CreepyJoe trending, but brush off that interview with Billy Bush like Trump's changed. They've mocked people claiming they'll emigrate if Trump is still in office at a certain point, but went into a flurry of protests when he was either losing to the mail in ballots or if he hadn't had a clear when while they were counting the remaining ballots.

[@fidelp2310]

He's playing 4D chess 🤣🤣

[@jc.1191]

@@fidelp2310 😂

[@jackbounder6374]

Because at least Foreign country's were scared of Trump's lunacy and not laughing at some poor, feeble old man who has forgotten so many words stammering, lied more than Trump (and that's saying something) Is such an idiot he can drone strike a bunch of kids and women yet you hear nothing from most liberal's just because their widdle fweelings are still butthurt over Trump they are willing to overlook ANYTHING including most of this Russia B.S. was cooked up by Clinton but since it was done against Trump that's somehow ok?. Well not THIS liberal! We've went from bad to worse and all I see here is lunacy. Do you like your lives now? Nothing on the shelves, Gas prices, EVERYTHING being up including products and services. If your intelligent enough and not a child you call a spade a spade and not our absolute biggest problem being a liberal since 20 years ago and that's being stupid enough to vote for someone JUST because they aren't a Republican getting us into the mess we are in now you know like WAR or is that something to be dismissed from you and ol 4 degree's Joe who lied so much about his education that he's only 1 out of 2 not to be an actual Genius as a sitting president within our history of creation after the signing of the Constitution. SMH

[@kimberlyanne8549]

Still one of my favorites! I have this saved to a playlist so I can find it in response to all of the dementia claims. Of course, it's been put to use today. We finally have a new president!!!!

[@TMBARD]

There’s a difference between mental dementia and a presidential personality which emasculates you.

[@enstigatorofficial]

that is world class comedy right there i was crying from the funny by the time he got to biden

[@GirlCode007]

You and me both. I had tears running down my face. It was so on point.

[@trixsterr3294]

It was a good show, but I couldn't stop laugh crying from the Pillsbury Doughboy on!

[@GirlCode007]

@@trixsterr3294 YEP, that's when I truly lost it🤣.

[@shodaddydrunk]

A daily show regular, eh?

[@jacquelineiona1996]

Trump's greatest hits... Hahahaha

[@helenkilgo9332]

An affair with Blac China 😂 No don’t do our girl Jill like that 💀

[@sppsports2449]

As a conservative, I totally agree with this message. And it's hilarious. If Biden started doing that, I'd be like "yep, I can't complain." It's not the behavior, it's the policy behind the person that matters ultimately.

[@lisalmitchell]

Trump's policy-cruelty

[@heartmomma6460]

That is the best one to date I've heard! Omg if only this could be a prime time election commercial! 💕💕💕💕🤣🤣😁😁

[@TMBARD]

There’s a difference between mental dementia and a presidential personality which emasculates you.

[@lking1540]

Were all scared, you'd have to be crazy not to be scared.

[@BowlinJosh]

Or have a different opinion.

[@whoopshoopadoop8900]

Or interpret reality differently.

[@meanbeagles306]

Or not be paranoid and ignore politics all together because I want to be happy

[@meanbeagles306]

Dude calling me moronic for being 15

[@michaelmiller8455]

@@meanbeagles306 He didn't know your age. I'm 44 and have a 15 year-old son. To keep one's sanity you're forged to tune all this out every now and then. I liked your comment for whatever it's worth.

[@puirYorick]

They had already done it with senile Ron Reagan the Right demigod.

[@100Mmore]

who was always disastrously wrong on economics

[@beckyguelette5114]

St . Reagan who won a 2nd term with full blown alhiemers, who had a phony nuclear football and whose wife ran the country with the help of her astrologer

[@xadam2dudex]

Yep Reagan was incapacitated and unable to fulfill his duties that is why Don Regan and Nancy were running the government ...Regan for Goldman Sachs and Nancy with the help of her astrologer Joan Quigley

[@puirYorick]

@@beckyguelette5114 Hopefully she only ran Ronnie while Don Regan ran the WH.

[@jgroovy1973]

Daniel - But Republicans are still trying his policies.

[@rachelgallagher6214]

I'm watching this a year later and it's all so true thank you Bill ✌♥️ from Montana

[@scottthompson3493]

This aged very well.

[@Bruce-vq7ni]

Why no upper age limit for the presidency! There' one for driving a school bus.

[@sallyharris4516]

Bruce FYI. A school bus driver can drive as long as they're fit. The DOT has that say so. Otherwise it's age discrimination. thanks

[@zerbgames1478]

@@sallyharris4516 Spot on

[@greyson2480]

There's something to be said for a little age, wisdom and life experience. Senility and/or Dementia isn't a requirement for old age.

[@caelachyt]

Better idea: raise the voting age to 45.

[@clm7381]

Biden is older than Trump

[@nickbarcheck1019]

As usual, absolutely brilliant.

[@TL-og6xc]

How ironic to watch this a year later.

[@Mohamed-jb9yx]

Yeah lol 😂

[@Grappapappa]

@@Mohamed-jb9yx Nice to be here in the future 🙂

[@travisethridge4062]

Biden gaffs scare me more and I'm not sure he could joke or play like all the Trump gaffs were him impersonating someone or just a group of neh sayers.

[@KeepHimAtBay]

@@travisethridge4062 but bill maher says there is nothing to laugh at biden

[@janicegear3019]

I wish this show was available on a regular channel so everybody can hear you. You explain the nonsense .... It's ALL ridiculous. Thank you for what you do.

[@melissagutierrez8137]

I just learned about this in abnormal psychology class. On a personality test they include "Lie Questions".

[@lking1540]

Like what, showing a picture of a red pen and then asking a person why the pen is blue?

[@serendipityshopnyc]

@@lking1540 No, they put questions in place such as "I never lie," which if answered in the affirmative give you an indication that the test taker is trying to make himself look better with his answers. Everybody lies at least a little. Lying about it means your test answers are already a bit dishonest.

[@64slugirl]

@@serendipityshopnyc ~doi

[@genghiskhan9269]

KKKREMLIN DONNIE CALIGULA PENNYWISE PUSSYGROPER HAS A ABBY NORMAL BRAIN

[@ChandlerSomborac]

"Do you believe he's ever told the American people a lie?" "No". That made *my* head spin.

[@wisetrollman]

That clip should be played for that guy on his death bed. “This is you, bitch.”

[@VotePaineJefferson]

Lied about what? Like if you like your doctor then you can keep your doctor? Or the fact he was born in Kenya according to his brother Malik?

[@Jsaiis]

@@VotePaineJefferson obama is not president anymoreeeeee!!!!!!!

[@Hirnlego999]

@@VotePaineJefferson Trump is well over 12.000 lies. During the election if you piled together the lies of Bernie, Obama and Hillary Trump still had them beaten. He's really that awful. Lied about what is a fantastically stupid question

[@VotePaineJefferson]

@@Jsaiis anymoREEEEEEEE

[@charlesloftus5083]

Bill Maher, Perfect!!

[@ngunguyen4586]

this aged real well huh bill.

[@edmundpotrzeba6094]

If trump did loose his mind how would we know

[@Carewolf]

He would be behaving unusually normal.

[@Asher_Tye]

That would indicate he hasn't already

[@lukechandra6233]

loose? as in loose/tight? Or do you mean lose. as in lose/win?

[@Carewolf]

@@lukechandra6233 You can only lose something if it is already loose, and Trump's mind is very loose

[@DavianSinner]

When he walks out on that balcony again except this time he's wearing full military garb - hat, sunglasses, medals, smoking a pipe and demands to be referred to as "El Presidente".

[@TomSmith-gw6fn]

Brilliant segment. Already love the Trumpists in the comment section lashing out with NO comebacks or defense.

[@VotePaineJefferson]

You're delusional. If Trump was a Democrat you'd be applauding him.

[@DevilishGrin]

Tom, you have to know this to be true..

[@davidm5707]

@@VotePaineJefferson Another con who knows nothing about Democrats shoots his mouth off. By the way, trump used to be a Democrat. Did you love him then?

[@wisetrollman]

Audio its hard to tell if you are trolling or republicans are reall this dumb

[@VotePaineJefferson]

@@thumbsup5985 People said the same thing about Andrew Jackson. "Oh, how despicable! No manners whatsoever!" And I don't believe you're a Republican because Republicans don't watch Bill Maher and then post in the comment section lol so stop pretending

[@Jaywalk-uq6wy]

Thanks for the comic relief. I needed that!

[@LackeysLack]

To be fair, I think I want to see Joe Biden jumping on Oprah's couch wearing a meat dress too.

[@TheSupart91]

Jumping up n down like tom Cruise

[@chocodawwg]

I actually want him as president if he's gonna do all that

[@MartynCole]

I've heard of mixed metaphors, but what is this called? 🤷‍♂️

[@michaelpreston233]

Trump ate his.

[@timothybrown760]

Hearing about the meat dress reminds me of a scene with Moby in a rock movie called SUCK (Which describes Trumps entire presidency in an orange nutshell)!!! X DDDDDDDD

[@Wardoon]

"That is just Biden being Biden!"

[@VivekAnandJ]

I'm assuming that was sarcastic

[@Wardoon]

@@VivekAnandJ I know

[@michaelpreston233]

Let Joe be Joe !

[@Voicecolors]

It's not better to vote for a candidate who is not a gaffe machine?

[@Voicecolors]

@Sebastian Why do you think i'm talking about the segment? I'm not

[@ZarkowsWorld]

@@Voicecolors He made the mistake of assuming your are not an idiot.

[@dewaynethomas3122]

Yang for the win kzbin.info/www/bejne/fJ_ZcniXmpV5ftU

[@blaisemacpherson7637]

In my opinion, the cleanest most appropriate, drama free, gaffeless, will not embarrass us, will think twice before he speaks, will get good advice before he acts candidate is Mayor Pete. Not the most interesting but this is a guy who will play between the lines and won't embarrass us. Michael Bennet is a close second.

[@Voicecolors]

@@ZarkowsWorld LOL Sure nothing smarter than name calling on the youtube comment section. At least i know the difference between your and you're

[@TheAnthonyMarlowe]

This is the bill Maher I love. Welcome back buddy. This episode and the previous were fantastic. Great conversations.

[@annnee6818]

I like the idea of stark raving Joe way too much, I laughed all the way through this😁😁

[@erestube]

I've been watching the other late night guys and haven't seen Maher for a few months. This show blows them away. I haven't laughed that hard for quite a while!

[@annnee6818]

@@erestube I agree. There's too little Maher on TV right now. I like the others, too (well, some of them) but Maher is just that tiny little bit more grating, which I appreciate. I still miss Jon Stewart😁

[@skipacuff5104]

erestube Same here. I was gasping for air by the time he hit “wearing a meat dress”

[@annnee6818]

@@skipacuff5104 The meat dress was awesome😁

[@NoTrueYachtsman]

The man who can't admit Trump has lied is dead inside.

[@NoTrueYachtsman]

@Rick Tata If you think you can assume my political views just because I'm willing to acknowledge the reality that Trump has lied--you know, just like every human ever--your brain is too infected by tribalism to make this conversation worth my time. You can start with the link below if you've really been living under a rock for the past three years: www.thestar.com/news/world/analysis/2019/06/05/donald-trump-has-now-said-more-than-5000-false-claims-as-president.html

[@stephaniestrolls]

Warren as prez, Sanders as veep. Could be revolutionary.

[@smogfood]

Turn that around and I'm in

[@stevenp25100]

I pray that the democratic ticket. MAGA

[@coldplay8]

Stephanie Temo gross

[@donaldstorm4959]

Bill that was absolutely brilliant I couldn't stop laughing it's so very very true you are one amazing man thank you Bill Maher.

[@TrumpFanNetwork2]

Lies are funny to you?

[@Mike-ue8vy]

Bill sends his regards

[@ryanmacdonnell8987]

@@TrumpFanNetwork2 where are the lies? That the moronic hypocrites on Fox News tolerate trump’s behaviour but not someone else?

[@TrumpFanNetwork2]

Ryan Mac Donnell - Maher said, Trump sided with Putin over the US intelligence community. That is absurd, and categorically, 100% A LIE.. I stopped watching after that... I’m not a gullible low IQ libtard, and have more respect for myself than waste time watching liars.

[@TheDneaves]

@@TrumpFanNetwork2 Everyone knows Trumptards are the most dumb and uneducated peasants. He loves the poorly educated and they love him.

[@jayblaine5628]

Let Joe Biden go. Thank him for his service and move on. There are better, more electable, fresher of mind candidates that can defeat Trump.

[@TheMackoftheyear]

#MAGA

[@johndanielson3777]

Biden is literally the only fucking candidate who is beating Trump in the swing states! What are you on?

[@anthonycampos8057]

like who?

[@anthonycampos8057]

@@TheMackoftheyear you mean he hasn't yet?

[@CounterRhythms]

Totally beside the point.

[@rustyshackleford8170]

Easier and more productive way to trigger the right is to elect Bernie Sanders and then every night on your show Bill you just open your monologue with different ways of saying: The only criticism of Bernie I have this week is that he is not far enough to the left and he really needs to step up his game. You will explode MAGA heads.

[@heisweets]

Facts

[@cybervoid8442]

@monokhem over 1 million donors buddy.. even trump couldnot beat that... who's your candidiate.. i'll offer some constructive criticism for you instead of 'you guys are dumb as shit'

[@cybervoid8442]

Good job. Now can you please tell me who you support so I can offer some constructive criticism for your candidate? Perhaps they take corporate PAC money. Perhaps they have voted for trump's military budget all 3 times. Perhaps they host fundraisers with wall street executives. Is that good enough grammar for you my good sir?

[@debwright3190]

Love the way you do you Bill Maher!😘😘😘😘

[@fathergabrielstokes4706]

Time to see if Biden DOES indeed do all those silly things

[@itsikolia]

Well...

[@iconoclast4440]

"I don't know. You tell me." Excellent!

[@rogerroth9536]

Donny has handed every DC politician the perfect reason to get absolutely nothing done for the people. They love him. Moscow Mitch is the perfect example.

[@presidentoftheussr5601]

This actually aged very well, I am for real.

[@dn88s]

And it all came true including the response

[@darryldougherty9553]

Only Bernie. Why Biden at all? Nostalgia? Meh

[@dewaynethomas3122]

Why Bernie? So he can make the Opioid epidemic even worse than he already has? No thanks, I want shit actually done. Yang4Life.

[@roguedravidan2746]

Do you schmucks understand humour? Do you actually think Bill should've used Bernie as an example of raging senility instead of Biden? If he had done that, wouldn't you guys have screamed bloody murder for calling Bernie senile! Bernie cult is bad as trump cult. Their cult leader over country.

[@dannyfrog]

Yep. Do this 'Bernie or Bust' crap again. We'll have another 4 years of Trump. Sanders has plans but no way to pay for it. His promises are pie in the sky dreams of a perfect world.

[@dewaynethomas3122]

​@@b3ckyx920 By kind of annoying, do you mean "correct and I don't want them to be"?

[@TacettheTerror]

Why Bernie at all? Nostalgia? Andrew Yang 2020 all the way.

[@MartynCole]

It would screw with them more if it was Elizabeth Warren doing all of the above, dressed as Pocahontas.

[@sallyannedwards4127]

Martyn. Is she going to dress as Pocahontas?? Bwahahahahahaah! That should get her elected. Maybe we should tell President Trump to dress like Chief HalfTown! hahahahahahahahah!

[@sallyannedwards4127]

@Jon Emery Jealousy will get you no where Jon! Tsk, tsk!

[@MimiB1974]

That would’ve been awesome

[@shantanner]

This is some serious foreshadowing especially in his current condition

[@Miranox2]

It was obvious from back then that Biden was missing a few marbles. Even if elected, the man probably won't survive until the end of his first term.

[@bvishal2kn]

dude, you just have Biden derangement syndrome.

[@johnnypeps666]

i woke up my baby from laughing so hard to this one lol

[@franciscomatthews1344]

Our country has become a circus, and we are all misfortunate clowns.

[@philrock9084]

Francisco Matthews we're only clowns if we buy into it.

[@brettb9194]

sure but don't blame Trump for that - we would have to go back to the original reasons for the American Revolution if you want to get technical (here's a hint it wasn't over taxes on stamps and tea)

[@caelachyt]

Yeah, the Demonrat clown show is pathetic.

[@genghiskhan9269]

@@caelachyt Move to Russia asshole

[@caelachyt]

@@genghiskhan9269 - You move, soyboy.

[@mightypensword]

in the primaries I'm voting bernie or warren, whichever of them is in the lead. I really don't want establishment biden as my candidate

[@robertdragon9478]

I agree.

[@lizzybennet5726]

I'm voting Bernie, but if Warren makes it to the general election, I'll vote for her!

[@mightypensword]

@@lizzybennet5726 I'm considering that, too, but i'm worried about splitting the vote between bernie and warren, and getting biden as a result

[@lizzybennet5726]

@@mightypensword Wouldn't that depend on your state or district? So far, even though the polling is a bit early to count. In my state of NY, Biden leads by a overwhelmingly majority. However, in those same polls, most of them don't count those under my age demographic since their sample size is too small. However, if you were living somewhere like Iowa, while on the surface Warren edges out Biden. Looking at different demographics, It's between Warren and Sanders for those under 35. While Warren's supporters are 12% confident in voting for her comparing to 26% of Biden's. According to the latest CNN poll, *no one* has a clear lead.

[@mightypensword]

@@lizzybennet5726 yeah, i don't know all the factors. when the time is close, i will try to figure out who has the best chance, to the best of my ability, and vote that way. if it is anywhere close or unclear, i will vote bernie 100% :)

[@ShawnDillon-pw8lb]

…fast forward to 3/7/2024,and Bill Maher called it right. Who knew…

[@michellecross700]

What a treat to watch a year later! 🤣

[@alancall5113]

Man I love this guy😎🤪👍

[@megasbaladoros]

Not a good plan. Republicans will love him. For real.

[@BowlinJosh]

Biden? They won't elect him, on account of his child fondling.

[@Nabeelluth]

Say all you want to say about Donald Trump, but this guy is hilariously funny and a great entertainer

[@kbtr234]

Sad but true! If he were not president of the United states it would be hilarious and he should quit and start up a 24 hour channel of trump. I'd watch for laughs.

[@KleinpeterHank]

Let’s go, Crazy Biden!

[@KrimsonKracker]

I'm ready. ;-)

[@mrxxsesshomaruxx9642]

In a year from now or less the right wing folk will try to act outraged for something stupid in the Biden administration, mark my words, they're a bunch of hypocrites on that side and we should just ignore it when inevitable happens.

[@phoenixconcrete2238]

I'm gonna do the same thing bill said about Joe Biden for the next 4 years since trump and his supporters put America through hell we should return the favor

[@LeftIsBest001]

*SANDERS WARREN 2020* 😎🤘

[@krokodyl1927]

Left Is Best None better!! 👍👍

[@mml1426]

Warren - Buttigieg, and Sanders as secretary of state

[@despinacharalambous1728]

Warren Harris

[@SolveEtCoagula-eh2op]

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[@despinacharalambous1728]

@monokhem that's sad.

[@drsmetal2747]

Sorry Bill, I'm not voting for Biden in the primary.

[@stormwatcher59]

Me either, but if it winds up Biden or trump, Joe gets my vote!

[@CraigBickerstaff]

So what? As long as you show up if he's the nominee.

[@drsmetal2747]

@@CraigBickerstaffthis is our moment to make history and we need the right candidate to crush Trump. We don't have time for 'so what.' Millenials and Gen Z can only save this country.

[@CraigBickerstaff]

@@drsmetal2747 We don't need time, we need you to show up and vote for whoever wins the primary and not pitch a hissy fit and stay home.

[@fireandblood2919]

Bernie 2020!

[@wallcollective3851]

I'm wearing a jacket and a hat.

[@jerkoffprofessionally6280]

"Very wet hurricane"

[@Enkarashaddam]

Hey! Pop-n-Fresh deserved that congressional medal for his tireless service to the country!

[@Poemi10304]

It would be hilarious to punk the Trump cult like that

[@russmartin9549]

Give him the ace Ventura look, when he goes to the mental institution wearing a tu-tu and plays slow motion football, by himself

[@serendipityshopnyc]

Yes, it would be, if we didn't have to live with the results. Not to mention the inevitable backlash in 2024.

[@agreenerkim8436]

Poemi10304 huh, no.

[@MICHGO1]

PUNK THEM BY TURNING THE SENATE AND THE WH BLUE IN 2020.

[@cordaewestmore]

yes I would to laugh in their face

[@svscared]

Ffs Bill doesn't want Biden so much as he wants Trump out and he seems to think that Biden is the best chance at beating Trump. I disagree with Bill but I know that he will support whomever the Dem nominee is and was using Biden simply for comedic purposes here.

[@dominiccourtois4415]

svscared Thank you for bringing a sane and reasonable perspective

[@roguedravidan2746]

If Bill had used Bernie as an example of raging senility instead of Biden? If he had done that, the Bernie cult would have screamed bloody murder for calling Bernie senile! Bernie cult is bad as trump cult. Their leader over country.

[@bingo1232]

Seriously Bill...…. BRILLIANT!!!

[@amandawyllis9826]

I haven't laughed so hard in a while LOL 😂 🤣

[@drjojo5551]

Manda......you still bawling??? Rolling on the sidewalk???

[@pacificH2O]

To say Trump and his supporters are imbeciles is an understatement of a millennia!

[@neuromantoo]

To say Trump and his supporters are imbeciles is a slur against imbeciles. Imbeciles don't deserve to be lumped with Trump supporters.

[@GtheMVP]

Trump and Biden debates FTW, comedy gold in the making.

[@gkttlr1066]

Let's hope we get a better nominee than Biden. I would rather laugh at something else.

[@ericodell9069]

Amazing!

[@katebeall5391]

Best laugh I've had in a long time. Thanks Bill! And yet there's a lot of truth in jest here and I'd wholeheartedly support the concept.

[@durrutti]

Yeah man, good point! You’re a real genius, Bill!

[@yerout7168]

This is all just so embarrassing. Wow. What a giant mess this has been. Sad!!!

[@thomasmerino6767]

Bill Maher for PRESIDENT!!!

[@sissokoshwazz6725]

You are awesome Bill Maher

[@castlev1986]

no way in hell would i vote for joe my vote is going for sanders.

[@locutusdborg126]

REPLACE ONE NUTTY OLD MAN WITH ANOTHER? I THINK NOT.

[@castlev1986]

@@locutusdborg126 sanders might look old but he don't act like a old mindless zombie that joe is & sanders has the young voters & joe only has the old & lame ass baby boomers.

[@patsysadowski1546]

Locutus D'Borg honestly the all caps makes you look nuts.

[@millieknockit4916]

I'm voting for Bernie 2

[@bxjibaro73]

This had to be among the BEST PREDICTIONS in US POLITICS.🃏It's accurate & hilarious! 😆 🤣 😂

[@mariustoni7265]

Or you could just vote for Bernie.

[@Windrays]

Same concept applies here: when Bernie sticks it to the rich fucks, we can just say "different kind of president, GOP. Don't know why you're shitting your pants." That said, this picture of Biden would be *highly* entertaining to have in the spotlight. 😜

[@dewaynethomas3122]

When has Bernie stuck it to the rich? Nothing will change if he moves from the Senate to the Presidency. It's why I'm going Yang. His policies are bipartisan. Quarter of Republicans already support UBI. That' splenty enough to get it passed. And once Repub constituants get on his side because of it, the rest is all downhill. kzbin.info/door/riIuQZpMi6gEt_2P7xKCww

[@duro123]

Better get ready people. It will be 4 years of nothing to see here so you understand what we went through...

[@reneedavis870]

I'm just rolling, my side hurts. Ohhh,this is hysterical.

[@christianfarina3056]

Now we are advocating for Biden as president? You guys really don't like Sanders, do you?

[@JuanGiordanoA]

YeAH, YOU WANNA REALLY UPSET REPUBS, BRING IN PAPA BERNIE

[@murderouskitten2577]

no sane person likes sanders

[@lindeezz]

@@neilwhitley8500 That Never(Insert Name) BS is what got trump elected. Not a great idea.

[@greyson2480]

@@lindeezz I think you're correct in saying that. If it's not cool when "they" do it, it's not cool when "we" do it. Same rules apply.

[@lindeezz]

@@neilwhitley8500 Sorry, this time it's vote for who's running or another 4 years of trump. I really don't want that.

[@GirlCode007]

Oh Jesus Help Me!!!!!! I love this man!!!! He nailed it with this New Rules👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@nicolehjelte4315]

This made me laugh so hard I spit my soda out.

[@kindcolorado2604]

That compilation has me in stitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@microtech5871]

Tremendous facts...!👍

[@kevinmackfurniture]

Not sure about His Progressiveness, but I am sure Bill Maher Is funny.

[@whoopshoopadoop8900]

Yeah he's funny. I also appreciate that he's not as insanely "progressive" (aka regressive) as some other libs.

[@a.ghostwriter]

This aged well.

[@marigoodman8640]

As always, Maher delivers! This IS the conversation piece I needed just last week for my own family Trump believers, It's definitely a "share" on my FB!

[@BaldwinBay]

People followed Hitler. Dump Trump 2020. Ditch Moscow Mitch.

[@BowlinJosh]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisoning_the_well

[@paulstorteboom5617]

Trump is winning 2020! Lol

[@paulstorteboom5617]

@Giant sack of hot garbage Trump is winning 2020! Lol

[@lking1540]

@@paulstorteboom5617 biden is losing 2020 lol.

[@BaldwinBay]

@The Dandy Essentials Nobody will take my Firearms! I'm not a Democrat and I'm not a Republican. Corruption rules Washington. Banks and Corporations run the show. Support the Second Amendment!🇺🇸🦅

[@SmugSuspenders]

That bloody eye just makes him badass :p And, I guess he wasn't aware that it happened :)

[@kevinjohnson3119]

This is one of his best.

[@Shade571]

Well Biden just wandered into a Cafe so yeah we can finally recreate this joke

[@someoneelse8416]

That was funny

[@uncleirohofthefirenation5987]

Vote bernie he has statisticly the best chance

[@jameszelaznysr.2681]

Bill Maher for president

[@novembermiss]

Brilliant commentary--one of Bill's best. As Shakespeare put it, "Turnabout is fair play." No one more deserving of payback than Trump supporters.

[@kilroywashere8613]

Funny I was just writing about catch 22.

[@ehaitem]

and as a non-native English speaker, i have googled yesterday the meaning of catch 22 !!

[@NewMessage]

It's not just making the Sharpie amendment that's bat💩 crazy, it's that he then acted like it was news to him that that wasn't the map as provided. "Oh, that badly drawn bubble, in a totally contrasting color from the print isn't original? Hmmm.. * caps his Sharpie * Pretty sure that's how it came." And then the FOX and Flakes just nodded and smiled.

[@JohnyBlaze86aimz]

Do you know why they smiled? Because nobody gives a shit. While the media and the left were losing their shit about the stupid sharpie - Trump redirect military funding towards the border wall. When he attacked the squad and Ilhan Omar and mainstream media and the left lost their shit, he changed the asylum laws for refugees be able to only apply in the first one or two safe countries they land in...not pick and choose all the way up to their desired location. Distract with the left hand while making moves with the right. You're falling for it hook line and sinker every-time it's hilarious.

[@famulu3794]

Here we are. You said it.

[@grimmace1002]

Update: Biden forgot his pants.

[@TECHN0]

Trump’s pants have come off in the last month lol

[@Miranox2]

He also forgot a few of his marbles upstairs.

[@jerkoffprofessionally6280]

Recent update : Trump forgot his brains

[@LifeInFrame]

Don't let either one of these guys run our country. Vote for Bernie in 2020.

[@erniehudson1]

but if it comes to the choice you will pick Biden over Trump, right? Please tell me you learned from 2016

[@joematchmusic2232]

Life In Frame - Bernie is a great guy, but he won’t beat Trump in a general election. If you want to get Trump out of office vote for Biden in the primaries.

[@wddub9075]

Life In Frame shut up! You missed the whole point!!!!!

[@LifeInFrame]

@@erniehudson1 The problem is even with my vote she still lost in 2016. I trust you'll vote Bernie if it ends up being him vs Trump ? Please tell me you learned from 2016

[@joematchmusic2232]

Life In Frame - I would definitely vote for Bernie if it becomes him versus Trump, but the sad truth is that Bernie won’t win against Trump, but Biden will. That’s why we need Biden to win the Democratic primary.

[@DaleSwansonNPO]

On the floor laughing so freaking hard!

[@HotTakeYeller]

The fact that this has a non-zero chance of actually happening is horrifying.

[@dranthonyasturi9790]

Bill Maher is always very lucid and absolutely on top of events. He would be an excellent no-sense president. I wish he were at the white house