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Real Time with Bill Maher

Real Time with Bill Maher

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@leedsdrumacademy
@leedsdrumacademy 5 жыл бұрын
This New Rule is the best ever. We'll done, Bill.
@jacqdanieles
@jacqdanieles 5 жыл бұрын
Maher may have just signed Planet Earth's death warrant. Trumplethinskin will do anything to get even for any slight. Obama roasted him at the Correspondents dinner & that possibly goaded him to run for office.
@josedelatorre2569
@josedelatorre2569 5 жыл бұрын
you are sooo right !!!!
@7recon1
@7recon1 5 жыл бұрын
agreed
@seanp7dc
@seanp7dc 5 жыл бұрын
I agree. This was BRILLIANT, clever comedy.
@BrianCheng24
@BrianCheng24 5 жыл бұрын
@CD Smith True
@nightfury996
@nightfury996 5 жыл бұрын
This is EPIC.. Bill Maher, you slay me.. That was the mother of all 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@kaifung2229
@kaifung2229 5 жыл бұрын
The Individual One is wordless.
@SirSaturnine8008
@SirSaturnine8008 5 жыл бұрын
This comment section is full of LIBTARDS.
@Foxfire_forty-nine
@Foxfire_forty-nine 5 жыл бұрын
@@SirSaturnine8008 Your comment speaks volumes about your maturity.
@siwi666
@siwi666 5 жыл бұрын
insanely on fire. thank you bill.
@lisadawn3434
@lisadawn3434 5 жыл бұрын
@@SirSaturnine8008 So everyone who doesn't agree with Trump, or even like the man are LIBTARDS? Are we suppose to just show this man respect because he is the president? If that is what you are driving at, then perhaps Trump should have thought about that while he mocked President Obama for 8 straight years.
@KenS1267
@KenS1267 5 жыл бұрын
This may be the best deadpan monologue I've ever seen. How he got through it without cracking up I have no idea.
@onesandzeroes
@onesandzeroes 5 жыл бұрын
He struggled really hard at times. But he made it.
@TheKyrix82
@TheKyrix82 5 жыл бұрын
Practice
@zarakikon6352
@zarakikon6352 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sure he struggled 😆😆.
@saurabhmukh1
@saurabhmukh1 5 жыл бұрын
Trump saves Earth! Hope the President listens to this "by accident"
@PresidentialWinner
@PresidentialWinner 5 жыл бұрын
Oh he'll watch this, not by accident but because someone from his staff will say "Mr President, it's Maher again, he's talking about you. Apparently he is praising you" And he will run to the computer screen.
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797 5 жыл бұрын
PresidentialWinner run!? Waddle.
@laurad4822
@laurad4822 5 жыл бұрын
@@thechumpsbeendumped.7797 😂😂😂
@Crusaderx-hn4qh
@Crusaderx-hn4qh 5 жыл бұрын
Saurabh Mukherjee The earth is not dying though it’s changing and it’s not by climate
@Crusaderx-hn4qh
@Crusaderx-hn4qh 5 жыл бұрын
taher tufenkeji Your not even from America lolz 😂
@crbrearley
@crbrearley 5 жыл бұрын
Bill's done some great work, but this is just a piece of art. He and his team did a brilliant job.
@garyf2636
@garyf2636 3 жыл бұрын
I was trying to come up with some approriate response to how great that was, sir/madam you said it in one.. A piece of art.
@lindablanchard5892
@lindablanchard5892 3 жыл бұрын
Amen 🙏🏻
@lindablanchard5892
@lindablanchard5892 3 жыл бұрын
By Accident ??? 🤣✅
@lindablanchard5892
@lindablanchard5892 3 жыл бұрын
AMEN 🙏🏻 , God Help The U.S.A. ! 😄🤣
@robertwagner2079
@robertwagner2079 Жыл бұрын
We have to give credit where credit is due, Trump's personality is an endless supply of material for humor. Ha ha ha, Bill Maher is in league with George Carlin and I love both of them.
@mrzadezade
@mrzadezade 5 жыл бұрын
Maher is so God damn funny and witty. He let the stable genius have it.
@tenacious645
@tenacious645 5 жыл бұрын
What's sad is Trump probably saw this and was like, "...the man speaks truth 🏌️"
@denisecollins-hughes6567
@denisecollins-hughes6567 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, he would, and really believe it was a compliment!!!
@gusstavv
@gusstavv 5 жыл бұрын
Sarcasm is hard for little whiney bitch Drumpf
@fairdinkum977
@fairdinkum977 5 жыл бұрын
And also people said i was like a great model, i think so too! There's this club that calls itself the KKK they chose me the model of this century!
@nickelpickel3924
@nickelpickel3924 5 жыл бұрын
He'll be on Twitter tonight telling the whole world that Bill Maher is a smart and great guy who speaks the truth.
@codybailey7158
@codybailey7158 5 жыл бұрын
It’s actually a fact now because you said it. lol
@bethmcleod4010
@bethmcleod4010 5 жыл бұрын
I love almost everything Bill Maher does, but that was the most beautiful bit I've ever seen from him. How was he able to keep a straight face!
@tarrynlea
@tarrynlea 5 жыл бұрын
Same. Not sure how he'll EVER top this. He can retire happy now. PS I wanted to like your comment but it's at 69 so...
@olivierdamours8642
@olivierdamours8642 5 жыл бұрын
​@, you will not listen to anyone living in a city that has to deal with serious diseases ?? Then you say that people are shitting in the street, needles and rats everywhere and you compare it to the fact that the climate change is not that important ??? I hope you don't claim yourself a Christian..
@skepticalobserver149
@skepticalobserver149 5 жыл бұрын
When Maher's on fire, there's no one better. Like this time.
@jimmyholloway8527
@jimmyholloway8527 5 жыл бұрын
This is one of the most perfect editorials of our times. The perfectly valid point juxtaposed by the perfectly absurd. No one but Bill Maher could have delivered this delicate and yet devastating challenge to president Donald J Trump. However, the single "flaw" is in the first couple of statements where Bill appealed to Trump on the basis of logic. I know who I'd vote for and he's probably high as shit right now. Bill Maher you sir are an American Hero. And did I say handsome?
@MahALOHAwaii92
@MahALOHAwaii92 5 жыл бұрын
He’s also Epstein’s buddy
@antonystringfellow5152
@antonystringfellow5152 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed so much at this, I was crying!
@krisaaron5771
@krisaaron5771 5 жыл бұрын
Should we start a movement to draft Bill as an Independent for 2020? I'm a lot less concerned about Bill eviscerate a Saudi prince and starting WW 2.5 (c'mon, it's the Saudis) than I am worried that Trump's mouth will trigger Armageddon (and armageddon real tired of hearing him blather).
@Rhiannon011
@Rhiannon011 5 жыл бұрын
@@antonystringfellow5152 Me too...I am also coughing from laughing out loud so much!😎
@jedibills1
@jedibills1 5 жыл бұрын
Trump won’t see any of the sarcasm in this. He’ll be quoting you on the peoples twitter tomorrow.
@TheDing1701
@TheDing1701 5 жыл бұрын
Yes! I've never seen someone so humorless, so bereft of anything approaching wit or cleverness, in all my years on this planet. The man has all the appeal of toe jam.
@senurarx99
@senurarx99 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👌
@TheDing1701
@TheDing1701 5 жыл бұрын
@Iain Herridge Not sure what you mean, this entire segment was hilarious. Trump, on the other (tiny) hand, just makes up nicknames that sound like something a dense elementary school kid would devise...
@TheDing1701
@TheDing1701 5 жыл бұрын
@Iain Herridge Yeah, I read it again and I can see why it could be taken that way. Plus, I've seen the red hat/white hood gang trolling through here a lot! No worries! I'm glad we're on the same side!
@beckyguelette5114
@beckyguelette5114 5 жыл бұрын
We're talking about a president who holds up executive orders like a kindergartner looking for a gold star on his forehead. Sarcasm is far past his mental capacity
@davidpromintzer1034
@davidpromintzer1034 5 жыл бұрын
They say the burn was so strong that it traveld back in time, leaving him orange forever.
@lionelsantos7413
@lionelsantos7413 5 жыл бұрын
David Promintzer 0
@voice-of-reason318
@voice-of-reason318 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant mate!
@ball4137
@ball4137 5 жыл бұрын
"Look sir you're already the greatest president ever that's a fact because people are saying it". _ Bill Maher
@radofficial4672
@radofficial4672 5 жыл бұрын
Yep.. that's the one that got me crying.. :)
@Lewa500
@Lewa500 5 жыл бұрын
Not just people, *many* people.
@y2kblackout
@y2kblackout 5 жыл бұрын
@@Lewa500 Not many people, lots of people!
@666Tomato666
@666Tomato666 5 жыл бұрын
@@y2kblackout at least a dozen, so that's yuuge
@jasong9492
@jasong9492 5 жыл бұрын
@@Lewa500 All the best people.
@valgehiir
@valgehiir 5 жыл бұрын
I love you, Bill Maher (in a completely appropriate way)!
@bitbugsbyte
@bitbugsbyte 5 жыл бұрын
How does he "accidentally watch" and then tweet about Bill Maher so often?
@TT-dv9er
@TT-dv9er 4 жыл бұрын
During Executive Time
@zarakikon6352
@zarakikon6352 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sure he doesn't hold a grudge what so ever. Or is easily offended.
@PunkyBoyGWiz
@PunkyBoyGWiz 5 жыл бұрын
This is the best new rule in a long time! No one can match Bill Maher's sarcasm he is the legend!
@gretebremseth1622
@gretebremseth1622 5 жыл бұрын
gamemaster gary I second your comment sir! All the best from Norway! :)
@lizdelisle1912
@lizdelisle1912 5 жыл бұрын
Sarcasm to an art form!
@1028641
@1028641 5 жыл бұрын
@Respect/Walk Yet we're all here laughing at the pile of orange clown shit, while you and the other orange pile of clown shit supporters are 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. Cry baby, cry while we laugh at you and your idiot in chief!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@Newylife
@Newylife 5 жыл бұрын
Literally crying with laughter!! Loved every word, Bill! 👏👏😂😂
@timmckeown1313
@timmckeown1313 5 жыл бұрын
Trump will be like: “Ha! Maher’s finally coming around.”
@JuanSalas-bl3gc
@JuanSalas-bl3gc 4 жыл бұрын
Heno Good
@kathymisuraca5047
@kathymisuraca5047 3 жыл бұрын
Good ol Phil Maher. We see each other for who we really are
@beverlyrhame3692
@beverlyrhame3692 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣Ain't that the truth Tim❤
@veddyveddygood
@veddyveddygood 5 жыл бұрын
*LOL one of the best New Rules I've seen for a while.*
@jacquehespen6144
@jacquehespen6144 5 жыл бұрын
Go Bill ,the stable genius mike even like you,wow
@hargunamrit
@hargunamrit 5 жыл бұрын
The amount of sarcasm in this video would kill a horse.
@onesandzeroes
@onesandzeroes 5 жыл бұрын
Watching this, Trump probably went "Why is the loser audience laughing? Maher is saying very true things".
@mishsouth2355
@mishsouth2355 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@alexakl6445
@alexakl6445 5 жыл бұрын
lol Probably so - he's that dim
@onesandzeroes
@onesandzeroes 5 жыл бұрын
@Cyrus Slapatich It's colloquial English. Consider it what you will.
@totsmini3105
@totsmini3105 5 жыл бұрын
...Can tRump even guess they are laughing at him???.... his EGO wont let him hear laughter😂... he'll thinks its "Clapping" all for him👏
@alexakl6445
@alexakl6445 5 жыл бұрын
@Firsthgyhgyhuy Lastujhujhuj Well, let's take his comments during his 4th of July speech, when he talked about the Revolutionary War shall we? When he said "Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports," speaking of the fighting force created by the Continental Congress in 1775. And I think most of us (including elementary school children), knows there was no air travel in 18th Century America. And I think he made some other snarky comment towards Canada at one point about them burning the White House back during the War of 1812, when it was obviously the British. I mean, really??? Some working knowledge of your own country's history should be a must when you are President. :: eye roll ::
@DanTheMan8819
@DanTheMan8819 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO, How did Bill keep a straight face through this?
@bookashkin
@bookashkin 5 жыл бұрын
Poorly.
@saulhendrix4459
@saulhendrix4459 5 жыл бұрын
Because its more frustrating that its happening (Donald as president), than it is funny...
@chrissiek8706
@chrissiek8706 5 жыл бұрын
He's a professional 😏
@towermoss
@towermoss 5 жыл бұрын
@nimrodian awe why are you so mad? I understand it's hard to be the butt of jokes.
@towermoss
@towermoss 5 жыл бұрын
@T lol he's a comedian on television. Great detective work, Sherlock.
@dlxinfinite7098
@dlxinfinite7098 5 жыл бұрын
"You could save millions of children, just think...one of them could be your next wife." *Bill's Snark Level at 5,000*
@nikitaperrigill1028
@nikitaperrigill1028 5 жыл бұрын
Love this guy🤣🤣🤣!
@kenjackson6256
@kenjackson6256 5 жыл бұрын
@@lynnblackburn3027 Fuck off troll...
@ced8668
@ced8668 5 жыл бұрын
Stone Lover 🤣🤣🤣
@kamuelalee
@kamuelalee 5 жыл бұрын
Let's buy stock
@yezzadezza
@yezzadezza 5 жыл бұрын
This is pure genius. Now watch people completely miss the sarcasm, take this completely out of context and totally miss the point 😂😂
@laviniajanehollis4064
@laviniajanehollis4064 5 жыл бұрын
I completely agree with you. It's funny and sad how Americans became so downright stupid! I read some of the comments and they're upset that Bill is saying these things.
@ellenanderson9535
@ellenanderson9535 5 жыл бұрын
yezza dezza you know it !
@kamuelalee
@kamuelalee 5 жыл бұрын
Half the country
@robertwagner2079
@robertwagner2079 Жыл бұрын
This was so epic it will be impossible to miss the sarcasm. You can ignore it in the defense of your ideology but you can't say that you didn't see it.
@sagnikparida
@sagnikparida 5 жыл бұрын
One of the best New Rules/Editorials yet. Not enough likes for this one. I love Bill Maher!
@Alezey574
@Alezey574 5 жыл бұрын
He got my like for this one :-)
@harrismiller1948
@harrismiller1948 2 жыл бұрын
2022, had to come back and watch this again
@Garion1227
@Garion1227 5 жыл бұрын
OMG!! The sarcasm hits god level. I am totally in awe! So very impressive!
@amcnichol9952
@amcnichol9952 5 жыл бұрын
My hat goes off to you sir. Deepest, well-deserved jab that this bully needs right now. 🤜🤜🤜
@rja2208
@rja2208 5 жыл бұрын
Bill’s best segment in a while
@MrKursch
@MrKursch 5 жыл бұрын
Maher's burn was so lovingly vicious I got sunburn just watching it.
@kamuelalee
@kamuelalee 5 жыл бұрын
@KZbin Moderator Please stay in Russia
@tomkelly8827
@tomkelly8827 5 жыл бұрын
That was an epic speech! So funny! wow I needed that! Thank you Bill! I agree bigly!
@vvMathematicalvv
@vvMathematicalvv 5 жыл бұрын
Trump is the definition of snowflake. What a perfect monologue.
@WBKimmons
@WBKimmons 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO. No liberal can use the word snowflake. Y'all lost that word long ago.
@ricktd6891
@ricktd6891 5 жыл бұрын
Snowflakes are the ones that start calling you names when you tell them man-made catastrophic global warming is a scam.
@djsandmannable
@djsandmannable 5 жыл бұрын
@@ricktd6891 the snowflake is the one that denies science and then gets angry when people spout facts. Climate change is completely accepted by the scientific community. Armchair half-wits like yourself somehow think they know better, but have achieved nothing and have never been involved in the scientific community in any capacity whatsoever.
@fbn0801
@fbn0801 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine Trump’s confused face not knowing if Bill was serious or just joking
@yasisoufi
@yasisoufi 5 жыл бұрын
Fabian Moreno 😂🤣🤣🤣🙈🤦🏻‍♀️
@chrissiek8706
@chrissiek8706 5 жыл бұрын
So, usual cat butt's *
@Voluntas-Club
@Voluntas-Club 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, like Trump isn't the smartest guy among the two...
@Crusaderx-hn4qh
@Crusaderx-hn4qh 5 жыл бұрын
Francesco Romano Let me guess your still feeling the Bern?
@Voluntas-Club
@Voluntas-Club 5 жыл бұрын
@@Crusaderx-hn4qh No bern, I don't cheer for anybody like you very likely do. Calling a self-made billionaire who managed to win against probably the most expert politician stupid, is obviously coming from an actual stupid person.
@douglashanson7489
@douglashanson7489 4 жыл бұрын
That's the best thing I've ever heard.
@Markus_Andrew
@Markus_Andrew 5 жыл бұрын
Trump on Twitter tomorrow: "Wow, Bill Maher said a lot of really nice things about me last night!"
@fenhen
@fenhen 5 жыл бұрын
“I always said he was very smart. I always watch his show.”
@PrinsTan
@PrinsTan 5 жыл бұрын
Did he also receive a very nice letter? A beautiful letter?
@bernardoheusi6146
@bernardoheusi6146 5 жыл бұрын
He has words, bigly words, the best the world has ever seen, believe me
@ShortieQue
@ShortieQue 5 жыл бұрын
@Markus Andrew...You Are SO Right About That Sir!😊😂😂😂😂
@riverviewmirrorbrokeoff9703
@riverviewmirrorbrokeoff9703 5 жыл бұрын
Markus Andrewmonday during his chat by his noisy copper he’ll fold up a burger menu and declare “he wrote me a beautiful letter” ;) such a stable genius we do have as POS...typo I meant POTUS 😜😆🙌everyone have a great night/day! Happy weekend (editing seemed less funny, I was pointed out I meant copter 😂 hey spell check happens) ❤️🙏
@lonewolffang
@lonewolffang 5 жыл бұрын
"And we know you love her... in an appropriate way." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MoreAmerican
@MoreAmerican 5 жыл бұрын
6:27
@6.5ftkristapsporzingis71
@6.5ftkristapsporzingis71 5 жыл бұрын
Big oof😂
@kennyw871
@kennyw871 5 жыл бұрын
Who's her daddy?
@annemcglone6120
@annemcglone6120 5 жыл бұрын
THis is the Best ever, thank you so much Bill. I just can't stop watching this one.
@RUDEMusicUS
@RUDEMusicUS 5 жыл бұрын
This is Bill at his finest.
@Moreanolc
@Moreanolc 5 жыл бұрын
All joking aside, I really think this is the ONLY way Trump will listen to someone.
@Rhiannon011
@Rhiannon011 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, Maher has trump's number...that's for sure..
@beamersbeamer6514
@beamersbeamer6514 5 жыл бұрын
L M so we have to resort to blowing him? If he could make some money off of the destruction of the earth he will. He dgaf
@blaisemacpherson7637
@blaisemacpherson7637 5 жыл бұрын
Good to fair chance he thinks this was real.
@michaelrubens5306
@michaelrubens5306 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed, one of the most clever, right on pieces Maher has ever written.
@MAC_ABC
@MAC_ABC 5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit bill... that was insane. I’m not even at 4 minute mark & i have to stop... My stomach hurts with so much laughter. This is king trolling of President Troll.
@antonystringfellow5152
@antonystringfellow5152 5 жыл бұрын
I was the same! I had to keep pausing it... I was laughing that hard, I was crying!
@cisco8650
@cisco8650 5 жыл бұрын
I had to prevent myself from spitting out my water multiple times.
@noirrain6005
@noirrain6005 5 жыл бұрын
Why? It’s the first time bill maher had he really felt that way, had 7:51 min of wisdom and not being a crackhead pos.
@daveyhouston
@daveyhouston 5 жыл бұрын
@@noirrain6005 I see irony is lost on you! Maga 2020 lol
@donnydarko1898
@donnydarko1898 5 жыл бұрын
Did we watch the same video ? When was it funny? OH you must have been triggered by the canned laughter. That can happen when you can't think for yourself " Orange man bad " Laugh now clap now
@Io1564
@Io1564 5 жыл бұрын
...and go back to your chess game. Just sublime Bill, just sublime!
@christianecarson4321
@christianecarson4321 5 жыл бұрын
@Firsthgyhgyhuy Lastujhujhuj No hun, you're the moron! You just don't understand great irony and satire when you hear it! I suggest you put you silly little MAGA hat on... it'll keep your brain from freezing even more and that would definitely help you to make you're next dumb comment from being quite as dumb as this one!
@obed5oa
@obed5oa 5 жыл бұрын
You know...that 4D Chess.
@daveyhouston
@daveyhouston 5 жыл бұрын
@Firsthgyhgyhuy Lastujhujhuj maybe you should go back to Britain where all is perfect with mensa member your current prime. Minister nappy hair boris
@daveyhouston
@daveyhouston 5 жыл бұрын
@Firsthgyhgyhuy Lastujhujhuj a few punctuation marks don't alter meaning what you mean is you have no answer btw stop the threats to crush skulls you are not tough just a loudmouth coward. No one is scared of you limey lol
@miguelmorales4633
@miguelmorales4633 5 жыл бұрын
@Firsthgyhgyhuy Lastujhujhuj Man you righties are boooooooring... no wonder you can only hang out with your kind. No one else wants anything to do with you lost souls. Go back to polishing your glock, humour or sparks of intelligence are lost on you all.
@stiimuli
@stiimuli 5 жыл бұрын
Not really a fan a Maher but this was brilliant on multiple levels
@mortivlp4676
@mortivlp4676 5 жыл бұрын
I’m wondering how could Bill keep straight face! That was 🔥
@chengqian932
@chengqian932 5 жыл бұрын
Morti Vlp After many rehearsals.
@stormwatcher59
@stormwatcher59 5 жыл бұрын
I saw him almost crack...
@CT-fh1cq
@CT-fh1cq 5 жыл бұрын
OMG.....This was the most epic rant/real talk/roast? Ever!!!!
@freeradt
@freeradt 5 жыл бұрын
Bill, Bill, Bill, please don't give him any ideas~~~~! But yes, superb burns!
@Nopperabou
@Nopperabou 5 жыл бұрын
He managed to squeeze every single Trump joke into one monologue.
@WattWireNet
@WattWireNet 5 жыл бұрын
He did a good job, but not even close--that would take at least an hour...another 60 seconds alone could have been dedicated to his healthy natural complexion, full head of hair, and huge diplomacy skills that would motivate world leaders. Not to mention his moral leadership and track record of convincing big industry to do the right thing, his amazing ability to find and appoint only those who are incorruptible to serve the best interests of the people, blah, blah.
@turtleninjai
@turtleninjai 5 жыл бұрын
I could see Bill struggling against a stroke at times through that monologue
@DanielSanchez-og4ox
@DanielSanchez-og4ox 5 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately trump is the gift who keeps on giving.
@Pajahro
@Pajahro 5 жыл бұрын
on fire right?
@debbiehawkins4788
@debbiehawkins4788 5 жыл бұрын
Lolol got him good
@mvvpro8688
@mvvpro8688 5 жыл бұрын
It's just like medieval times, when the jester was really the philosopher and the clown wore the crown.
@thehellyousay
@thehellyousay 5 жыл бұрын
Jesters were there to remind kings they were mortal and made mistakes without pushing their stupid back into their faces. A throwback to Roman triumphs. "Remember thou art mortal". See kings weren't clowns, usually. They were usually cunning, vicious, and calculating. That's because they had to out fight, out-think, and outmaneuver their usually numerous and equally vicious, ruthless, and cunning rivals for the throne. Dumb ones were being manipulated by advisors until they were discarded as having served a purpose. Learn some real history, someday. It's actually far more fascinating than the bullshit made up about history by some ignoramus.
@thehellyousay
@thehellyousay 5 жыл бұрын
@No Dogma Mama No, feudalism was not capitalism. Feudalism guaranteed that lands within a feudal lord's charter, other than the lord's personal estate, were either held in common for the good of "the commons", or had been designated king's land (usually forests for hunting purposes). The church required 80+ holy days (no fucking work, except cooks and troubadours, on pain {oooh, baby, the pain} of death) plus Sabbath days, be observed (parties), and the lord was required to provide the food and booze for those celebratory events. Capitalism ended common lands, feudal obligations, and drastically reduced the number of holy days (holidays) for peasants because the new lords, merchants, were fueled by greed and a sense of ownership, whereas the old lords were driven by political ambitions and a sense of noblesse obligè, the obligation of the noble class to be guardian and protector of the peasant class. Think of dog owners. There are good ones, bad ones, and indifferent ones. Capitalists, on the other hand, are slave owners. Some good, some indifferent, most bad. Greed vs. Duty. It's worth noting that slavery drove capitalism's engine for the first hundred years of its ascendency. Serfdom, on the other hand, was not as common as ignorance paints it, and was usually a punishment that had an expiration date. Most feudal peasants were not serfs. All capitalist workers are slaves, slaves granted a pittance to survive on while the merchant leeches up all the wealth they generate. Note that wages quickly became tax-deductible. Do the fucking math.
@Violinist265
@Violinist265 5 жыл бұрын
Well said 👏🏻👍🏻🤣
@blairbrown4812
@blairbrown4812 5 жыл бұрын
Its not just medieval times. Its the whole history of Mankind since Creation.
@sdfkjgh
@sdfkjgh 5 жыл бұрын
Carl Bailey: _Gloria caducis transibunt illud._ kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4HMeWCCd9OUa6s
@elvinn9434
@elvinn9434 5 жыл бұрын
Bill, you're a Beast bro. I loved this & delivered amazingly !!!! 😂😂😂
@kamaurahamukti5919
@kamaurahamukti5919 5 жыл бұрын
that is a masterpiece! I have to watch it again and again. BRAVO 🙏🏽🤣
@yolamontalvan9502
@yolamontalvan9502 5 жыл бұрын
I THINK THIS WAS MAHER’S BEST MONOLOGUE IN HIS ENTIRE CAREER! I wonder if the grabber, The Chosen One, The King of the Jews, The Second Coming of God is watching?
@leonardleskowsky7128
@leonardleskowsky7128 5 жыл бұрын
Hey....accident's happen...
@dlxinfinite7098
@dlxinfinite7098 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO.... Jesus is like, "Hey..hold on now"
@shirleyrombough8173
@shirleyrombough8173 5 жыл бұрын
Bill can hardly keep a straight face. He is a genius.
@Dr.TJ1
@Dr.TJ1 5 жыл бұрын
Yola I agree. Sarcasm is a great comedic tool and when done right, it's maybe the best kind of comedy. The weird part is Trump will think Maher was being honest instead of poking fun at him because Trump is so desperate for praise. "Because people are saying it" was maybe the best part.
@amarie7090
@amarie7090 5 жыл бұрын
@@shirleyrombough8173 I agree. Bill must have smoked on his way out. He was on another level that night.
@ehyeahhs-teeg9550
@ehyeahhs-teeg9550 5 жыл бұрын
love the twist of real talk and some bars, wordplay, punchline.. very well done.. haha
@dabong420
@dabong420 5 жыл бұрын
Bill your one of very few things that keeps me from blowing my head off thank you Carlin bless yo.
@BlueJazzBoyNZ
@BlueJazzBoyNZ 5 жыл бұрын
Truly the most Epic President in history , because the lessons he taught us will never be forgotten
@BlueJazzBoyNZ
@BlueJazzBoyNZ 5 жыл бұрын
@A. B. Stone LoL I was Talking about Stump and the reappearance of fascist BS
@cordelllongstreath741
@cordelllongstreath741 5 жыл бұрын
@@BlueJazzBoyNZ trump taught "us" white people were receptive to white supremacist dog whistles and complicit with structural racism
@DavyH65
@DavyH65 5 жыл бұрын
The sarcasm is strong with this one. Apparently a little too strong for some.
@PatriceMarieDobson
@PatriceMarieDobson 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher. You are amazing!!😄
@rhettcujo9006
@rhettcujo9006 5 жыл бұрын
Come on...that’s not fair! Trump is not too quick on the up take. 😂 he is probably taking this as a serious compliment.
@thehellyousay
@thehellyousay 5 жыл бұрын
Don't worry. That Miller tard will 'splain the jokes to him and he will toss a wobbler like the overgrown infant he is.
@ricktd6891
@ricktd6891 5 жыл бұрын
Give Trump credit for not falling for the global warming scam.
@napachick100
@napachick100 5 жыл бұрын
Probably, and he is going to sue Bill Maher again, if he doesn't win, because he didn't win. Orangutan?
@wbotti
@wbotti 5 жыл бұрын
Trump's from Queens, NY. I'm pretty sure he understands humor, especially since it's coming from Bill, an orange-nemeis... now, if it was just a rando doing this rant.. maybe you'd have a point
@melodychest9020
@melodychest9020 5 жыл бұрын
Holy crap!! That just made the 1st Amendment stand up in amazement and clap all the way!!! Bill was mildly believable at the start, beat him up, then burnt him and buried him!!
@Wardoon
@Wardoon 5 жыл бұрын
What is the technical name for this sort of joke? SUBLIME?
@zepmarq
@zepmarq 5 жыл бұрын
Great bit... brilliant. I'm amazed Bill didn't breakdown laughing at his own serious delivery. 😂🤣
@ninjagonepostal
@ninjagonepostal 5 жыл бұрын
He almost did a couple times. Good composure. 👍
@nikhilkhare9668
@nikhilkhare9668 5 жыл бұрын
Bill maher is awesome...
@rivolinho
@rivolinho 5 жыл бұрын
There's trolling, then theres Bill Maher trolling. If I wasn't emotionally dead, I'm sure i'd have died laughing
@totsmini3105
@totsmini3105 5 жыл бұрын
😂 - BIll Maher has Tremendous!! Comedic appetite 😂....and he share his findings with us - devoted audience!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@he8082
@he8082 5 жыл бұрын
Perhaps unironically Maher looks a troll.
@kimberlys8422
@kimberlys8422 5 жыл бұрын
This was the greatest Trump trolling of all time.
@fanofjesus2414
@fanofjesus2414 5 жыл бұрын
kimberly s Maher - was that a red shoe?
@TheArtkaw
@TheArtkaw 5 жыл бұрын
@@fanofjesus2414 Trump screwed a 13 year old with Epstein.
@jeffperteet2327
@jeffperteet2327 5 жыл бұрын
Yep
@kimberlys8422
@kimberlys8422 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheArtkaw It was Ivanka.
@bkdascenzo
@bkdascenzo 5 жыл бұрын
Iain Herridge troll much ??
@zesty9815
@zesty9815 5 жыл бұрын
Gosh, Trump's very accident-prone, isn't he? I always see Bill Maher on purpose -- never by accident -- and it's worth it every time.
@sundaywasabi
@sundaywasabi 5 жыл бұрын
I kind of wish he was even more accident-prone. So that he might get run over by a golf cart or hugged to death by his loving supporters. But then again, his cult following would blame Obama, Hillary, windmills, George Soros, nasty Denmark, science, the smurfs or whatever and make him a martyr...
@mulder006
@mulder006 5 жыл бұрын
"One of those kids might be your next wife!" "This time you'll be the one chiseled! " Brilliant New Rules.
@Wordavee1
@Wordavee1 5 жыл бұрын
Your vote is safe Bill, you'll never have to sully it by using it on Trump!
@TheWorld_2099
@TheWorld_2099 5 жыл бұрын
Bill, you killed it like never before, that was the single greatest over-the-top bunch of jokes I’ve ever heard
@urduib
@urduib 5 жыл бұрын
Now that´s what i call sarcasm 🔥sick burn 🔥
@urduib
@urduib 5 жыл бұрын
@Dan Smith Well he is certainly not progressive. I would at least agree that he is republican light
@eric0380
@eric0380 5 жыл бұрын
Only one problem. Donald isn't a real Republican, nor is he a conservative. He just plays one on tv. The presidency is one big cash cow. Bill Maher is acually a libertarian, something like the kock brothers
@urduib
@urduib 5 жыл бұрын
@@eric0380 To make the cofusion bigger. Did you see the interview with Koch brothers 4-5 years ago. They sat there and described them self as liberal
@noididnt7972
@noididnt7972 5 жыл бұрын
@@user-PoliceMisconduct Jealous? Sounds like it.
@sherribrody5456
@sherribrody5456 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher is the absolute best of all the contemporary late night comedians. And this monologue is a classic!
@johnnewson2
@johnnewson2 5 жыл бұрын
Absolutely one of his best. I loved it.
@3200j
@3200j 5 жыл бұрын
Bill is truly a master at this . Thanks Bill you are the greatest ever🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@justinwilliam2865
@justinwilliam2865 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher at his best!
@drewdrewski6278
@drewdrewski6278 5 жыл бұрын
This.... Is..... Brilliant....
@lilylily9012
@lilylily9012 5 жыл бұрын
Loved it! Bill you had me at your Excellency!
@kolonel6666
@kolonel6666 4 жыл бұрын
Devastating! And incredibly hilarious! Bill Maher at his best! Thanks!
@willease
@willease 5 жыл бұрын
As a Trump supporter, may I say that was the funniest burn I have seen in a long time!? Shared for sure!
@yasisoufi
@yasisoufi 5 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait to see how Stable Genius responds to this(?!!?!!) with his best words!! Come on gimme the tweet!!
@ricktd6891
@ricktd6891 5 жыл бұрын
I can respond for him. : Man-made catastrophic global warming is a scam Bill Maher you ignorant little bitch, lying commie traitor bastard. : kzbin.info/www/bejne/hqnMZaZmjrl5gJY
@John-771
@John-771 5 жыл бұрын
@@ricktd6891 So you've done the research? Show us your work and how it's fake.
@faypetrou
@faypetrou 5 жыл бұрын
Rick TD: If you feel that Bill Mahr is a lying bitch then why watch him? You trolls are so funny with your comments and non based facts and data.
@siwi666
@siwi666 5 жыл бұрын
brutal and the best plea that Bill has made. Thank you. So much to unpack and laugh at again.
@riosricardo7400
@riosricardo7400 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks Bill ... Keep up your “ beautiful tremendous “ Job......👍🏻
@simonhagebolling3571
@simonhagebolling3571 5 жыл бұрын
Wow, what a kick in the balls... 🤣
@heikofenster6046
@heikofenster6046 Жыл бұрын
Honestly… the best „new rule“ so far. Watched it dozens of times 👍🏻
@vkrmsngwn
@vkrmsngwn 5 жыл бұрын
New rule is my favourite among all the parts of show
@mrpearson1230
@mrpearson1230 5 жыл бұрын
Facts
@Shakkarz
@Shakkarz 5 жыл бұрын
I have to laugh amazing such Elegance Bill Mahar you're the man.
@Urawizardary
@Urawizardary 5 жыл бұрын
Just vote for Bernie Sanders its a problem hes been aware of and fighting against for 40+ years
@sodarkherhair78
@sodarkherhair78 5 жыл бұрын
When he starts paying his staff the minimum wage he wants other enterprises to pay theirs' people might...
@Urawizardary
@Urawizardary 5 жыл бұрын
@@sodarkherhair78 Sanders was the first candidate to pay his staff and the story your missing many details the Sanders campaign only had some people bellow 15 an hour accidentally due to people working overtime on salaries once this was brought to their attention they immediately fixed it. Also Sanders setup a labor union within his own campaign so Staffers can negotiate wages ; again a first for all presidential campaigns your misinformed but I understand why because a large part of our corporate medai regulay seeks out and inflate hit peices against Bernie go look for yourself , find me one flattering CNN , NYTimes , MSNBC , FOX , Walstreet Jo ect story that paints Snders in a positive light despite the fact he has the most grass roots support by a mile and a 40+ year history of being true to his word and being on the right side of issues. Want proof? Please watch this below. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fpa7k3yqZt1ogbc
@Urawizardary
@Urawizardary 5 жыл бұрын
@@sodarkherhair78 Okay well vote for him then because he did fix it
@TaylorKnightCosplay
@TaylorKnightCosplay 5 жыл бұрын
No one likes Bernie anymore
@Urawizardary
@Urawizardary 5 жыл бұрын
@@TaylorKnightCosplay Interesting if thats the case then why does he have the most donars across the country by extremely large margins? Thats individual people by the way not large corporations.
@childset44
@childset44 5 жыл бұрын
Bill, you did a great job on this one. Excellent jokes, terrific references! I loved it!!
@scottybee33
@scottybee33 5 жыл бұрын
Thank You for some levity... Brilliant, Brilliant writing...!!!
@DeniseBond1984
@DeniseBond1984 5 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest damn thing I've heard all week! I needed that laugh!
@largetman
@largetman 5 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher has a doctorate in sarcasm. Well done!
@baardkopperud
@baardkopperud 5 жыл бұрын
Yes! For *once* Bill sounds properly respectful when talking about Trump! But I still can't help wondering, did I detect a *hint* of sarcasm? 👍🤩👍
@chrissiek8706
@chrissiek8706 5 жыл бұрын
Oh, i am sure it's just your imagination... 😂😂🤣😂
@stevefg3067
@stevefg3067 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@jgroovy1973
@jgroovy1973 5 жыл бұрын
Trump was probably watching that and throwing his KFC wings at his TV.
@DanCorkery-s6g
@DanCorkery-s6g 5 ай бұрын
Bill nails it again 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dasstigma
@dasstigma 5 жыл бұрын
I can simply say: Well played, Sir!
@jo19479
@jo19479 5 жыл бұрын
I commend you on hilariously giving thanks to Mr. WORTHLESS. I truly enjoyed your editorial :)
@dopkowski
@dopkowski 5 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. Truly. This will be watched for many years to come. What a finish.
@jerzkid545
@jerzkid545 5 жыл бұрын
Quite easily your BEST New Rules burn ever...bravo, Bill 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😆😆😆
@DarkCrimeTales
@DarkCrimeTales 5 жыл бұрын
lol "which one was the model?"
@thehellyousay
@thehellyousay 5 жыл бұрын
The one that looks badly glued together and has a horrible paint job?
@vrstatic
@vrstatic 5 жыл бұрын
Nice ending, That was FUNNY 🤣🤣😂 I'm going to save this one in the 2019 News file. Ha
@argeshagan7407
@argeshagan7407 5 жыл бұрын
This is GOD LEVEL sarcasm...👏👏👏
@AncientAstronaut952
@AncientAstronaut952 5 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious! Easily one of Maher's greatest monologues.
@padmanabham.suresham
@padmanabham.suresham 5 жыл бұрын
"If you save earth, billions of children would be grateful, one of them could be your next wife" #BillSavage.😂😂
@he8082
@he8082 5 жыл бұрын
Democrats making a pedo joke. Ever notice all the pedos are democrat "savages"?
@mastercountdown
@mastercountdown 5 жыл бұрын
@@he8082 That's actually kinda true. Excluding priests of course...
@he8082
@he8082 5 жыл бұрын
@@mastercountdown The priests are democrats in disguise. Look at this pope now
@Tony29103
@Tony29103 4 жыл бұрын
@@he8082 Roy Moore's a democrat?? Really now.....
@bobbiecat8000
@bobbiecat8000 3 жыл бұрын
@@he8082 ohh come on snowflake, you know the truth, trump wants to fuck ivanka.
@anitatamez8837
@anitatamez8837 5 жыл бұрын
Oh gosh, had me lmao with tears, Maher is one of the best comedians when it comes to informing about this idiotic president we have.
@atticus-rex
@atticus-rex 5 жыл бұрын
This has to be one of the most hilarious monologues I have ever seen bill due and I have been watching him religiously for years, even gone to see him on stage several times. This is gold!!👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
@Pearlruby718
@Pearlruby718 5 жыл бұрын
Not a Maher fan per se, but this was funny as hell.🤣🤣🤣
@ScottAlanSpiritualEssence
@ScottAlanSpiritualEssence 5 жыл бұрын
Nailed it. Very stable comedic monologue. Laughed the whole video
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