New Rule: Trump, Save Earth! | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

[@leedsdrumacademy]

This New Rule is the best ever. We'll done, Bill.

[@jacqdanieles]

Maher may have just signed Planet Earth's death warrant. Trumplethinskin will do anything to get even for any slight. Obama roasted him at the Correspondents dinner & that possibly goaded him to run for office.

[@josedelatorre2569]

you are sooo right !!!!

[@7recon1]

agreed

[@seanp7dc]

I agree. This was BRILLIANT, clever comedy.

[@BrianCheng24]

@CD Smith True

[@hargunamrit]

The amount of sarcasm in this video would kill a horse.

[@KenS1267]

This may be the best deadpan monologue I've ever seen. How he got through it without cracking up I have no idea.

[@onesandzeroes]

He struggled really hard at times. But he made it.

[@TheKyrix82]

Practice

[@zarakikon6352]

I'm sure he struggled 😆😆.

[@nightfury996]

This is EPIC.. Bill Maher, you slay me.. That was the mother of all 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@kaifung2229]

The Individual One is wordless.

[@SirSaturnine8008]

This comment section is full of LIBTARDS.

[@Foxfire_forty-nine]

@@SirSaturnine8008 Your comment speaks volumes about your maturity.

[@siwi666]

insanely on fire. thank you bill.

[@lisadawn3434]

@@SirSaturnine8008 So everyone who doesn't agree with Trump, or even like the man are LIBTARDS? Are we suppose to just show this man respect because he is the president? If that is what you are driving at, then perhaps Trump should have thought about that while he mocked President Obama for 8 straight years.

[@veddyveddygood]

*LOL one of the best New Rules I've seen for a while.*

[@jacquehespen6144]

Go Bill ,the stable genius mike even like you,wow

[@skepticalobserver149]

When Maher's on fire, there's no one better. Like this time.

[@bethmcleod4010]

I love almost everything Bill Maher does, but that was the most beautiful bit I've ever seen from him. How was he able to keep a straight face!

[@tarrynlea]

Same. Not sure how he'll EVER top this. He can retire happy now. PS I wanted to like your comment but it's at 69 so...

[@olivierdamours8642]

​@, you will not listen to anyone living in a city that has to deal with serious diseases ?? Then you say that people are shitting in the street, needles and rats everywhere and you compare it to the fact that the climate change is not that important ??? I hope you don't claim yourself a Christian..

[@DanTheMan8819]

LMAO, How did Bill keep a straight face through this?

[@bookashkin]

Poorly.

[@saulhendrix4459]

Because its more frustrating that its happening (Donald as president), than it is funny...

[@chrissiek8706]

He's a professional 😏

[@towermoss]

@nimrodian awe why are you so mad? I understand it's hard to be the butt of jokes.

[@towermoss]

@T lol he's a comedian on television. Great detective work, Sherlock.

[@davidpromintzer1034]

They say the burn was so strong that it traveld back in time, leaving him orange forever.

[@lionelsantos7413]

David Promintzer 0

[@voice-of-reason318]

Brilliant mate!

[@Newylife]

Literally crying with laughter!! Loved every word, Bill! 👏👏😂😂

[@crbrearley]

Bill's done some great work, but this is just a piece of art. He and his team did a brilliant job.

[@garyf2636]

I was trying to come up with some approriate response to how great that was, sir/madam you said it in one.. A piece of art.

[@lindablanchard5892]

Amen 🙏🏻

[@lindablanchard5892]

By Accident ??? 🤣✅

[@lindablanchard5892]

AMEN 🙏🏻 , God Help The U.S.A. ! 😄🤣

[@robertwagner2079]

We have to give credit where credit is due, Trump's personality is an endless supply of material for humor. Ha ha ha, Bill Maher is in league with George Carlin and I love both of them.

[@bitbugsbyte]

How does he "accidentally watch" and then tweet about Bill Maher so often?

[@TT-dv9er]

During Executive Time

[@zarakikon6352]

I'm sure he doesn't hold a grudge what so ever. Or is easily offended.

[@valgehiir]

I love you, Bill Maher (in a completely appropriate way)!

[@sagnikparida]

One of the best New Rules/Editorials yet. Not enough likes for this one. I love Bill Maher!

[@Alezey574]

He got my like for this one :-)

[@harrismiller1948]

2022, had to come back and watch this again

[@mrzadezade]

Maher is so God damn funny and witty. He let the stable genius have it.

[@MAC_ABC]

Holy shit bill... that was insane. I’m not even at 4 minute mark & i have to stop... My stomach hurts with so much laughter. This is king trolling of President Troll.

[@antonystringfellow5152]

I was the same! I had to keep pausing it... I was laughing that hard, I was crying!

[@cisco8650]

I had to prevent myself from spitting out my water multiple times.

[@noirrain6005]

Why? It’s the first time bill maher had he really felt that way, had 7:51 min of wisdom and not being a crackhead pos.

[@daveyhouston]

@@noirrain6005 I see irony is lost on you! Maga 2020 lol

[@donnydarko1898]

Did we watch the same video ? When was it funny? OH you must have been triggered by the canned laughter. That can happen when you can't think for yourself " Orange man bad " Laugh now clap now

[@PunkyBoyGWiz]

This is the best new rule in a long time! No one can match Bill Maher's sarcasm he is the legend!

[@gretebremseth1622]

gamemaster gary I second your comment sir! All the best from Norway! :)

[@lizdelisle1912]

Sarcasm to an art form!

[@1028641]

@Respect/Walk Yet we're all here laughing at the pile of orange clown shit, while you and the other orange pile of clown shit supporters are 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. Cry baby, cry while we laugh at you and your idiot in chief!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@yezzadezza]

This is pure genius. Now watch people completely miss the sarcasm, take this completely out of context and totally miss the point 😂😂

[@laviniajanehollis4064]

I completely agree with you. It's funny and sad how Americans became so downright stupid! I read some of the comments and they're upset that Bill is saying these things.

[@ellenanderson9535]

yezza dezza you know it !

[@kamuelalee]

Half the country

[@robertwagner2079]

This was so epic it will be impossible to miss the sarcasm. You can ignore it in the defense of your ideology but you can't say that you didn't see it.

[@tenacious645]

What's sad is Trump probably saw this and was like, "...the man speaks truth 🏌️"

[@denisecollins-hughes6567]

Yes, he would, and really believe it was a compliment!!!

[@gusstavv]

Sarcasm is hard for little whiney bitch Drumpf

[@fairdinkum977]

And also people said i was like a great model, i think so too! There's this club that calls itself the KKK they chose me the model of this century!

[@nickelpickel3924]

He'll be on Twitter tonight telling the whole world that Bill Maher is a smart and great guy who speaks the truth.

[@codybailey7158]

It’s actually a fact now because you said it. lol

[@rja2208]

Bill’s best segment in a while

[@tomkelly8827]

That was an epic speech! So funny! wow I needed that! Thank you Bill! I agree bigly!

[@Garion1227]

OMG!! The sarcasm hits god level. I am totally in awe! So very impressive!

[@CT-fh1cq]

OMG.....This was the most epic rant/real talk/roast? Ever!!!!

[@annemcglone6120]

THis is the Best ever, thank you so much Bill. I just can't stop watching this one.

[@Io1564]

...and go back to your chess game. Just sublime Bill, just sublime!

[@christianecarson4321]

@Firsthgyhgyhuy Lastujhujhuj No hun, you're the moron! You just don't understand great irony and satire when you hear it! I suggest you put you silly little MAGA hat on... it'll keep your brain from freezing even more and that would definitely help you to make you're next dumb comment from being quite as dumb as this one!

[@obed5oa]

You know...that 4D Chess.

[@daveyhouston]

@Firsthgyhgyhuy Lastujhujhuj maybe you should go back to Britain where all is perfect with mensa member your current prime. Minister nappy hair boris

[@daveyhouston]

@Firsthgyhgyhuy Lastujhujhuj a few punctuation marks don't alter meaning what you mean is you have no answer btw stop the threats to crush skulls you are not tough just a loudmouth coward. No one is scared of you limey lol

[@miguelmorales4633]

@Firsthgyhgyhuy Lastujhujhuj Man you righties are boooooooring... no wonder you can only hang out with your kind. No one else wants anything to do with you lost souls. Go back to polishing your glock, humour or sparks of intelligence are lost on you all.

[@jimmyholloway8527]

This is one of the most perfect editorials of our times. The perfectly valid point juxtaposed by the perfectly absurd. No one but Bill Maher could have delivered this delicate and yet devastating challenge to president Donald J Trump. However, the single "flaw" is in the first couple of statements where Bill appealed to Trump on the basis of logic. I know who I'd vote for and he's probably high as shit right now. Bill Maher you sir are an American Hero. And did I say handsome?

[@MahALOHAwaii92]

He’s also Epstein’s buddy

[@antonystringfellow5152]

I laughed so much at this, I was crying!

[@krisaaron5771]

Should we start a movement to draft Bill as an Independent for 2020? I'm a lot less concerned about Bill eviscerate a Saudi prince and starting WW 2.5 (c'mon, it's the Saudis) than I am worried that Trump's mouth will trigger Armageddon (and armageddon real tired of hearing him blather).

[@Rhiannon011]

@@antonystringfellow5152 Me too...I am also coughing from laughing out loud so much!😎

[@douglashanson7489]

That's the best thing I've ever heard.

[@lonewolffang]

"And we know you love her... in an appropriate way." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MoreAmerican]

6:27

[@6.5ftkristapsporzingis71]

Big oof😂

[@kennyw871]

Who's her daddy?

[@fbn0801]

Imagine Trump’s confused face not knowing if Bill was serious or just joking

[@yasisoufi]

Fabian Moreno 😂🤣🤣🤣🙈🤦🏻‍♀️

[@chrissiek8706]

So, usual cat butt's *

[@Voluntas-Club]

Yeah, like Trump isn't the smartest guy among the two...

[@Crusaderx-hn4qh]

Francesco Romano Let me guess your still feeling the Bern?

[@Voluntas-Club]

@@Crusaderx-hn4qh No bern, I don't cheer for anybody like you very likely do. Calling a self-made billionaire who managed to win against probably the most expert politician stupid, is obviously coming from an actual stupid person.

[@timmckeown1313]

Trump will be like: “Ha! Maher’s finally coming around.”

[@JuanSalas-bl3gc]

Heno Good

[@kathymisuraca5047]

Good ol Phil Maher. We see each other for who we really are

[@beverlyrhame3692]

🤣🤣🤣Ain't that the truth Tim❤

[@jedibills1]

Trump won’t see any of the sarcasm in this. He’ll be quoting you on the peoples twitter tomorrow.

[@TheDing1701]

Yes! I've never seen someone so humorless, so bereft of anything approaching wit or cleverness, in all my years on this planet. The man has all the appeal of toe jam.

[@senurarx99]

😂😂😂👌

[@TheDing1701]

@Iain Herridge Not sure what you mean, this entire segment was hilarious. Trump, on the other (tiny) hand, just makes up nicknames that sound like something a dense elementary school kid would devise...

[@TheDing1701]

@Iain Herridge Yeah, I read it again and I can see why it could be taken that way. Plus, I've seen the red hat/white hood gang trolling through here a lot! No worries! I'm glad we're on the same side!

[@beckyguelette5114]

We're talking about a president who holds up executive orders like a kindergartner looking for a gold star on his forehead. Sarcasm is far past his mental capacity

[@mortivlp4676]

I’m wondering how could Bill keep straight face! That was 🔥

[@chengqian932]

Morti Vlp After many rehearsals.

[@stormwatcher59]

I saw him almost crack...

[@amcnichol9952]

My hat goes off to you sir. Deepest, well-deserved jab that this bully needs right now. 🤜🤜🤜

[@Markus_Andrew]

Trump on Twitter tomorrow: "Wow, Bill Maher said a lot of really nice things about me last night!"

[@fenhen]

“I always said he was very smart. I always watch his show.”

[@PrinsTan]

Did he also receive a very nice letter? A beautiful letter?

[@bernardoheusi6146]

He has words, bigly words, the best the world has ever seen, believe me

[@ShortieQue]

@Markus Andrew...You Are SO Right About That Sir!😊😂😂😂😂

[@riverviewmirrorbrokeoff9703]

Markus Andrewmonday during his chat by his noisy copper he’ll fold up a burger menu and declare “he wrote me a beautiful letter” ;) such a stable genius we do have as POS...typo I meant POTUS 😜😆🙌everyone have a great night/day! Happy weekend (editing seemed less funny, I was pointed out I meant copter 😂 hey spell check happens) ❤️🙏

[@kimberlys8422]

This was the greatest Trump trolling of all time.

[@fanofjesus2414]

kimberly s Maher - was that a red shoe?

[@TheArtkaw]

@@fanofjesus2414 Trump screwed a 13 year old with Epstein.

[@jeffperteet2327]

Yep

[@kimberlys8422]

@@TheArtkaw It was Ivanka.

[@bkdascenzo]

Iain Herridge troll much ??

[@PatriceMarieDobson]

Bill Maher. You are amazing!!😄

[@RUDEMusicUS]

This is Bill at his finest.

[@kamaurahamukti5919]

that is a masterpiece! I have to watch it again and again. BRAVO 🙏🏽🤣

[@michaelrubens5306]

Agreed, one of the most clever, right on pieces Maher has ever written.

[@dabong420]

Bill your one of very few things that keeps me from blowing my head off thank you Carlin bless yo.

[@dlxinfinite7098]

"You could save millions of children, just think...one of them could be your next wife." *Bill's Snark Level at 5,000*

[@nikitaperrigill1028]

Love this guy🤣🤣🤣!

[@kenjackson6256]

@@lynnblackburn3027 Fuck off troll...

[@ced8668]

Stone Lover 🤣🤣🤣

[@kamuelalee]

Let's buy stock

[@rivolinho]

There's trolling, then theres Bill Maher trolling. If I wasn't emotionally dead, I'm sure i'd have died laughing

[@totsmini3105]

😂 - BIll Maher has Tremendous!! Comedic appetite 😂....and he share his findings with us - devoted audience!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@he8082]

Perhaps unironically Maher looks a troll.

[@dasstigma]

I can simply say: Well played, Sir!

[@lilylily9012]

Loved it! Bill you had me at your Excellency!

[@ehyeahhs-teeg9550]

love the twist of real talk and some bars, wordplay, punchline.. very well done.. haha

[@TheWorld_2099]

Bill, you killed it like never before, that was the single greatest over-the-top bunch of jokes I’ve ever heard

[@urduib]

Now that´s what i call sarcasm 🔥sick burn 🔥

[@urduib]

@Dan Smith Well he is certainly not progressive. I would at least agree that he is republican light

[@eric0380]

Only one problem. Donald isn't a real Republican, nor is he a conservative. He just plays one on tv. The presidency is one big cash cow. Bill Maher is acually a libertarian, something like the kock brothers

[@urduib]

@@eric0380 To make the cofusion bigger. Did you see the interview with Koch brothers 4-5 years ago. They sat there and described them self as liberal

[@noididnt7972]

@@user-PoliceMisconduct Jealous? Sounds like it.

[@Nopperabou]

He managed to squeeze every single Trump joke into one monologue.

[@WattWireNet]

He did a good job, but not even close--that would take at least an hour...another 60 seconds alone could have been dedicated to his healthy natural complexion, full head of hair, and huge diplomacy skills that would motivate world leaders. Not to mention his moral leadership and track record of convincing big industry to do the right thing, his amazing ability to find and appoint only those who are incorruptible to serve the best interests of the people, blah, blah.

[@turtleninjai]

I could see Bill struggling against a stroke at times through that monologue

[@DanielSanchez-og4ox]

Unfortunately trump is the gift who keeps on giving.

[@Pajahro]

on fire right?

[@debbiehawkins4788]

Lolol got him good

[@DeniseBond1984]

This is the funniest damn thing I've heard all week! I needed that laugh!

[@johnnewson2]

Absolutely one of his best. I loved it.

[@zepmarq]

Great bit... brilliant. I'm amazed Bill didn't breakdown laughing at his own serious delivery. 😂🤣

[@ninjagonepostal]

He almost did a couple times. Good composure. 👍

[@siwi666]

brutal and the best plea that Bill has made. Thank you. So much to unpack and laugh at again.

[@MeasAgun]

It's not a burn, it's a sublimation!!! Can't stop laughing... Cheers from France.

[@ricktd6891]

Here dumbass, NASA and NOAA busted for data tampering and man-made global warming debunked during a Senate hearing. : kzbin.info/www/bejne/anqbpH19aquJlc0

[@DanafoxyVixen]

@@ricktd6891 Do you also have videos of the other space and weather agency's around the world also "data tampering"? No? just NASA and NOAA huh? your weak

[@drewdrewski6278]

This.... Is..... Brilliant....

[@sherribrody5456]

Bill Maher is the absolute best of all the contemporary late night comedians. And this monologue is a classic!

[@tribblebooth1224]

I've just watched this clip and I'm rolling about in agony, I just can't stop laughing!

[@ball4137]

"Look sir you're already the greatest president ever that's a fact because people are saying it". _ Bill Maher

[@radofficial4672]

Yep.. that's the one that got me crying.. :)

[@Lewa500]

Not just people, *many* people.

[@y2kblackout]

@@Lewa500 Not many people, lots of people!

[@666Tomato666]

@@y2kblackout at least a dozen, so that's yuuge

[@jasong9492]

@@Lewa500 All the best people.

[@heikofenster6046]

Honestly… the best „new rule“ so far. Watched it dozens of times 👍🏻

[@BlueJazzBoyNZ]

Truly the most Epic President in history , because the lessons he taught us will never be forgotten

[@BlueJazzBoyNZ]

@A. B. Stone LoL I was Talking about Stump and the reappearance of fascist BS

[@cordelllongstreath741]

@@BlueJazzBoyNZ trump taught "us" white people were receptive to white supremacist dog whistles and complicit with structural racism

[@DavyH65]

The sarcasm is strong with this one. Apparently a little too strong for some.

[@scottybee33]

Thank You for some levity... Brilliant, Brilliant writing...!!!

[@kolonel6666]

Devastating! And incredibly hilarious! Bill Maher at his best! Thanks!

[@childset44]

Bill, you did a great job on this one. Excellent jokes, terrific references! I loved it!!

[@Shakkarz]

I have to laugh amazing such Elegance Bill Mahar you're the man.

[@onesandzeroes]

Watching this, Trump probably went "Why is the loser audience laughing? Maher is saying very true things".

[@mishsouth2355]

😂

[@alexakl6445]

lol Probably so - he's that dim

[@onesandzeroes]

@Cyrus Slapatich It's colloquial English. Consider it what you will.

[@totsmini3105]

...Can tRump even guess they are laughing at him???.... his EGO wont let him hear laughter😂... he'll thinks its "Clapping" all for him👏

[@alexakl6445]

@Firsthgyhgyhuy Lastujhujhuj Well, let's take his comments during his 4th of July speech, when he talked about the Revolutionary War shall we? When he said "Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports," speaking of the fighting force created by the Continental Congress in 1775. And I think most of us (including elementary school children), knows there was no air travel in 18th Century America. And I think he made some other snarky comment towards Canada at one point about them burning the White House back during the War of 1812, when it was obviously the British. I mean, really??? Some working knowledge of your own country's history should be a must when you are President. :: eye roll ::

[@jo19479]

I commend you on hilariously giving thanks to Mr. WORTHLESS. I truly enjoyed your editorial :)

[@simonhagebolling3571]

Wow, what a kick in the balls... 🤣

[@justinwilliam2865]

Bill Maher at his best!

[@trentb1511]

That was Mensa level sarcasm. Very, very funny. I couldn't stop laughing. Lmfao! !

[@boblozaintherealworld3577]

and Maher delivered it with....what do we call it, pathos? what makes it funnier is imagining president Ass-Hat "accidentally" watching this and either exploding his head, or - which is even funnier - think Maher is serious. ugh. wouldn't it be great if all the other national leaders treated 'rump exactly like this?

[@wbotti]

pure genius. I'm an independent who voted for Trump.. but I still love Bill Maher. EPIC ROAST packed with details on almost every syllable! LOVE IT

[@user-nx5yg6vv3o]

I thought Maher was rather silly, not funny, he used to be funny, but he's rather lame now, but then, the younger generation likes lame, so what do I know.

[@karinbarger9192]

K, apparently not much. I’m old and I think he’s genius and very funny.

[@theartemisgland]

Only Rick and Morty fans would understand

[@mvvpro8688]

It's just like medieval times, when the jester was really the philosopher and the clown wore the crown.

[@thehellyousay]

Jesters were there to remind kings they were mortal and made mistakes without pushing their stupid back into their faces. A throwback to Roman triumphs. "Remember thou art mortal". See kings weren't clowns, usually. They were usually cunning, vicious, and calculating. That's because they had to out fight, out-think, and outmaneuver their usually numerous and equally vicious, ruthless, and cunning rivals for the throne. Dumb ones were being manipulated by advisors until they were discarded as having served a purpose. Learn some real history, someday. It's actually far more fascinating than the bullshit made up about history by some ignoramus.

[@thehellyousay]

@No Dogma Mama No, feudalism was not capitalism. Feudalism guaranteed that lands within a feudal lord's charter, other than the lord's personal estate, were either held in common for the good of "the commons", or had been designated king's land (usually forests for hunting purposes). The church required 80+ holy days (no fucking work, except cooks and troubadours, on pain {oooh, baby, the pain} of death) plus Sabbath days, be observed (parties), and the lord was required to provide the food and booze for those celebratory events. Capitalism ended common lands, feudal obligations, and drastically reduced the number of holy days (holidays) for peasants because the new lords, merchants, were fueled by greed and a sense of ownership, whereas the old lords were driven by political ambitions and a sense of noblesse obligè, the obligation of the noble class to be guardian and protector of the peasant class. Think of dog owners. There are good ones, bad ones, and indifferent ones. Capitalists, on the other hand, are slave owners. Some good, some indifferent, most bad. Greed vs. Duty. It's worth noting that slavery drove capitalism's engine for the first hundred years of its ascendency. Serfdom, on the other hand, was not as common as ignorance paints it, and was usually a punishment that had an expiration date. Most feudal peasants were not serfs. All capitalist workers are slaves, slaves granted a pittance to survive on while the merchant leeches up all the wealth they generate. Note that wages quickly became tax-deductible. Do the fucking math.

[@Violinist265]

Well said 👏🏻👍🏻🤣

[@blairbrown4812]

Its not just medieval times. Its the whole history of Mankind since Creation.

[@sdfkjgh]

Carl Bailey: _Gloria caducis transibunt illud._ kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4HMeWCCd9OUa6s

[@elvinn9434]

Bill, you're a Beast bro. I loved this & delivered amazingly !!!! 😂😂😂

[@nikhilkhare9668]

Bill maher is awesome...

[@riosricardo7400]

Thanks Bill ... Keep up your “ beautiful tremendous “ Job......👍🏻

[@TyphoidBryan]

One of the best "New Rules" ever, I must say.

[@BRUTHADAHERO]

Possibly the best Bill Mahr monologue ever lol

[@MrKursch]

Maher's burn was so lovingly vicious I got sunburn just watching it.

[@kamuelalee]

@KZbin Moderator Please stay in Russia

[@fredocorleoni]

Bill you nail it !! You are the best !!

[@DJames-qw8rk]

Dios mio!!! You are back in the groove, Bill. Thanks, really brilliant!!!!

[@saurabhmukh1]

Trump saves Earth! Hope the President listens to this "by accident"

[@PresidentialWinner]

Oh he'll watch this, not by accident but because someone from his staff will say "Mr President, it's Maher again, he's talking about you. Apparently he is praising you" And he will run to the computer screen.

[@Therapistinthewhitehouse]

PresidentialWinner run!? Waddle.

[@laurad4822]

@@Therapistinthewhitehouse 😂😂😂

[@Crusaderx-hn4qh]

Saurabh Mukherjee The earth is not dying though it’s changing and it’s not by climate

[@Crusaderx-hn4qh]

taher tufenkeji Your not even from America lolz 😂

[@dopkowski]

Brilliant. Truly. This will be watched for many years to come. What a finish.

[@izatafactnow]

Bill and his team are spot on as usual... but this is a notch above!!! Well done!

[@AncientAstronaut952]

This was hilarious! Easily one of Maher's greatest monologues.

[@johnnewson2]

I've watched this clip at least five times and each time it is just as funny as the first time. Great work Bill.

[@canufi6my]

lol, Look at the views vs the likes, Bill is a gnat on an elephant's ass.

[@atticus-rex]

This has to be one of the most hilarious monologues I have ever seen bill due and I have been watching him religiously for years, even gone to see him on stage several times. This is gold!!👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@vkrmsngwn]

New rule is my favourite among all the parts of show

[@mrpearson1230]

Facts

[@argonaut3001]

Excellent Sir. Love from London UK

[@vvMathematicalvv]

Trump is the definition of snowflake. What a perfect monologue.

[@WBKimmons]

LMAO. No liberal can use the word snowflake. Y'all lost that word long ago.

[@ricktd6891]

Snowflakes are the ones that start calling you names when you tell them man-made catastrophic global warming is a scam.

[@djsandmannable]

@@ricktd6891 the snowflake is the one that denies science and then gets angry when people spout facts. Climate change is completely accepted by the scientific community. Armchair half-wits like yourself somehow think they know better, but have achieved nothing and have never been involved in the scientific community in any capacity whatsoever.

[@HandyMan657]

ROFL!!! Thanks Bill, needed a good solid laugh this day!

[@freeradt]

Bill, Bill, Bill, please don't give him any ideas~~~~! But yes, superb burns!

[@argeshagan7407]

This is GOD LEVEL sarcasm...👏👏👏

[@3200j]

Bill is truly a master at this . Thanks Bill you are the greatest ever🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jedimaster3217]

Bill, That was great mate, I watch your clips every day in the UK, Keep it up.

[@willease]

As a Trump supporter, may I say that was the funniest burn I have seen in a long time!? Shared for sure!

[@rossradtke]

"...which we know is a fact because people are saying it." that's just beautiful work there Bill.

[@stiimuli]

Not really a fan a Maher but this was brilliant on multiple levels

[@DarkCrimeTales]

lol "which one was the model?"

[@thehellyousay]

The one that looks badly glued together and has a horrible paint job?

[@ScottAlanSpiritualEssence]

Nailed it. Very stable comedic monologue. Laughed the whole video

[@andrearenee7845]

PERFECTO. I am keeping this one for the "history correct" books.. Love it.

[@yolamontalvan9502]

I THINK THIS WAS MAHER’S BEST MONOLOGUE IN HIS ENTIRE CAREER! I wonder if the grabber, The Chosen One, The King of the Jews, The Second Coming of God is watching?

[@leonardleskowsky7128]

Hey....accident's happen...

[@dlxinfinite7098]

LMAO.... Jesus is like, "Hey..hold on now"

[@shirleyrombough8173]

Bill can hardly keep a straight face. He is a genius.

[@Dr.TJ1]

Yola I agree. Sarcasm is a great comedic tool and when done right, it's maybe the best kind of comedy. The weird part is Trump will think Maher was being honest instead of poking fun at him because Trump is so desperate for praise. "Because people are saying it" was maybe the best part.

[@amarie7090]

@@shirleyrombough8173 I agree. Bill must have smoked on his way out. He was on another level that night.

[@poppy5883]

Hey Bill, best new rules that I've seen, bravo, brilliant, classic, so true, my husband and I watched you, and we were in stitches laughing. Thank you. Keep it coming.

[@vrstatic]

Nice ending, That was FUNNY 🤣🤣😂 I'm going to save this one in the 2019 News file. Ha

[@nomadicgrenada]

What an incredible 7.51 of comedy gold. Bill is on fire. Lol.