New Trump Ad Shows Montage Of People He’ll Kill If Elected | Onion News Network

[@myusernamehere9972]

This is just proof that politicians do not care about the average joe. Where was I on the list? Am i not rich or famous enough? Are you? Sad.

[@gurusmurf5921]

I'm tired of these two tiered systems. We need leaders who are an equal threat to us all! That's why I'm voting Chthulu/Hastur 2024. Stop settling for the lesser evil. (The AI censor *really* didn't want me to say this for unknown reasons)

[@jameslewis8227]

Based on your social media activities that “they” have managed to spoof and document, you might already be on a secret list…

[@Redwan777]

But he cares about just *JOE*

[@orangeyellow-me1pz]

I'm glad I wasn't drinking my coffee while reading this 😂. Perfect delivery.

[@el3ndir97]

News! No matter who get elected poor are still poor, rich are still rich

[@TheUsername217]

I am still so grateful that Onion finally got its funding back

[@youbetyourwrasse]

Yes. I just ordered a Print Subscription. You're welcome.

[@nobbyfirefly57]

@@youbetyourwrassenow your Grandma can eat the onion, woohoo!

[@nobbyfirefly57]

@@youbetyourwrassethey should sell it in stores lol

[@boundaryscience]

All the former WaPo subscribers had to spent their money somewhere. Might as well be with a paper they can trust.

[@JB-xl2jc]

​@@boundaryscience It's been said before but at this point the satirical news is more on point than some of the BS that BezoS pumps through his news

[@rush1041]

I can't believe this. To think an ex U.S. president would do this without putting my mother in law on the list. What have politics become? This WILL be reflected on Novermber 5th.

[@_nobodyxi]

I suggest lodging a complaint to the RNC And to show my support I'm willing to sign any necessary petition to get your mother-in-law on that list

[@Imaplant7]

The disrespect

[@BrokenCurtain]

I thought I saw my mother-in-law, but it was just a broom. 😢

[@LuisSierra42]

I am in the list and I am voting Trump

[@Showstoppinkind]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PeterCleff]

I know it's satire. This is just exactly what US news looks like to me.

[@bugfeatures]

i am not sure how much of it still is satire. Also not sure about killing but he threatend at least to imprison a lot of people.

[@Weirdkauz]

I did not know that. Absolutely believable, and I did believe and started worrying about John Oliver. Still do, actually.

[@r.s.4085]

@@bugfeatures And a LOT of democrats went on live TV and said how he's hitler and has to be stopped or even put down, saying how if we don't stop him he will end all of them...both sides say stupid shit

[@iiiCorrosiveiii]

@@bugfeatures hopefully they put into law that people need to have at least 40 IQ to vote, since it's unbelievable that anyone could really believe that if they had more than 1 brain cell.

[@bugfeatures]

@@iiiCorrosiveiii i always thought it would be reasonable to supply a political-economical-common-sense-test with the voting ballot. just a short, school like multiple choice test. And the answers weight your vote. But political bias could make it hard, to set a test up .

[@donaldmarcato7003]

“Neuralink patient unable to stop hand from voting for Trump” 💀

[@yapflipthegrunt4687]

dr strangelove type shit

[@FranchiseCityOnline]

Deceased patient unable to stop hand from voting for Harris

[@LuisSierra42]

This video has been verified as TRUE by real patriots

[@edu7979]

2077 USA!!!!!!!!!!

[@RebelTrooperHoth]

interesting

[@deficientfaith7448]

It’ll be a long ad if they have to list every citizen of Puerto Rico

[@ShadowBrosPictures]

😂😂😂

[@battadia]

Well he put in the entire state of Maryland...

[@nickmolinary2044]

It was a missed opportunity not to include the name of every Palestinian. He could have gained some real bipartisanship backing.

[@kobusg7460]

Absolutely. About as long as Hillary's list of acquaintances that died mysteriously.

[@Scypek]

@@nickmolinary2044 So far I only read about one of them actively encouraging Netanyahu to avoid a ceasefire.

[@mothra727]

how come trump REFUSES to cancel teen titans go and bring back the old series? why is he silent on this issue?

[@theflyingspaget]

Because Teen Titans Go is a different series for a different audience. We need both.

[@HonsHon]

​​@@theflyingspaget It would be sweet if one year, Teen Titans Go, next year, Teen Titans Then again, the creators are probably old as shit now if not completely different people.

[@M0ONCommander]

teen titans go to the movies was kinda fire tho

[@RcakInfo]

Teen titans go to the polls

[@urzmontst.george6314]

He is just playing to the original marvel cartoon cinematic fanbase. This is politics, man!

[@Hubazuba]

"Say GOODBYE to Tom Hanks". I have never laughed so god damn hard.

[@filippofittipaldi8050]

It's 50/50 that Trump will post this to Truth Social.

[@smilessmiles7906]

I'd post it on my Truth Social but my account has been banned. So much for freedom of speech.

[@richardcraniumXLVII]

@@smilessmiles7906 just create a new one, as user *_dickless-donny_*

[@TheBlueAngryBirds]

​@@smilessmiles7906I don't think threatening to kill is allowed on most socials. Unless you say "in minecraft" ...

[@tiredlocke]

​@@TheBlueAngryBirdsIt's obviously satire, which is not a threat, and is allowed... Like here on KZbin. But the problem is that it's so hard to tell if absurd reporting about Trump is satire or something he actually said.

[@smilessmiles7906]

@@TheBlueAngryBirds it a joke

[@audreydimmel6674]

"Killing JD Vance would poll well on both sides." LMAOOOOOOOO

[@Manlyman47]

Him and Ted Cruz.

[@cherylyates9845]

Okay good.

[@pretendtobenormal8064]

It's funny 'cause it's true 🤣

[@BLK_MN]

It's true

[@Balloonbot]

@@cherylyates9845 Whatever makes sense.

[@jmlkinc]

It really says something about the political polarization of this country that Kamala called this ad 'garbage'. Maybe he's advocating for her untimely death, but both sides really need to tone down this sort of harsh rhetoric to help heal this nation.

[@declanashmore]

"BoTh SiDeS" No.

[@sashathedonut]

@@declanashmorethat's the joke

[@turboluck1023]

​@@declanashmore Literally proving his point

[@evolvedape3341]

This is the best comment

[@icehole4544]

Both sides hahahahahahahaha

[@annegerber1259]

This is extremely disappointing, I was voting purely on the basis I would die, but I guess he only cares about celebrities. Truly disappointing

[@yudithcaron8053]

You'll have to move to Maryland.

[@jonathantan2469]

As usual, only the rich, famous, elite get the priviledge of sweet release from the baneful mortal coil of existance on this miserable planet...

[@alyoshaii]

"Neuralink Patient Unable To Stop Hand From Voting For Trump" IS CRAZYYYYY LMAOO

[@Brosak.]

😂😂😂😂

[@yogoshun]

As an undecided voter who has a family member featured in the ad, I still can’t decide if the tax cuts for billionaires will be worth it if my brother is no longer with us. I still need more time to decide who I want to vote for, it’s such a tough decision.

[@MaryF-n8c]

So you would vote for Trump? You’re an oxymoron. Vote blue and fight fascism.

[@dulguunjargal1199]

Please watch the Ad more to see if the Neighbors You hate are on the list

[@Synthysynthsynth]

😂. Your comment is soooooo close to the truth that.

[@nickmolinary2044]

I know it's not ideal, but the other party also has a list and you have to think pragmatically. Sometimes it's necessary to vote for the lesser of two evils. It's your civic duty.

[@Du-Masses]

Can’t decide if this is funny or the beginning of my least favorite early 90s YA dystopian “fiction.”

[@idontwantgoogletofindoutmy558]

Don't come to Congress tomorrow. You're one of the good ones

[@adissentingopinion848]

Melanin content in the US Senate drops to 2%

[@NJ-wb1cz]

​@@adissentingopinion848 time to bring out the nein nein nein guy!

[@Alan-sr1iz]

Thanks Kim

[@richardcraniumXLVII]

the scary part of The Onion, 99% of people think it's real ...

[@warlordofbritannia]

@@NJ-wb1cz Can’t wait for Trump to get his own Downfall movie made

[@ShaneliusPrime250]

The entire state of Maryland being on here is so funny to me

[@xxxxxxxxxxxx_xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

I didn't catch that. RIP Maryland.

[@i_do_things620]

Me who’s from Maryland: 👁️👄👁️

[@gobl1ntown]

Me who's also from Maryland 😨

[@Maxwell_theOne]

@@gobl1ntownyeah gl lmao

[@alexandrajones4518]

As a Marylander, I can confirm I am currently dead.

[@GJKonop]

Dude. The Onion is back. This is fantastic.

[@simonsayssushi7866]

never thought id see the day

[@fireboltaz]

I'm surprised they haven't capitalized on this content sooner.

[@HNKZK]

@@fireboltaz busy making podcasts nobody watched for 5 years

[@fireboltaz]

@@HNKZK oh yeah.. you're right. they were lame. I still watch ONN videos that were made in the mid 2000s. Great content

[@Pheoniex]

It never left, got it a boring slump for years. They're finally getting super funny again!

[@carlylecastle]

Damn he must really hate Armadillos

[@marionomadic6227]

And the doggie too 😮

[@F.o.s.t.e.r.]

​@@marionomadic6227he was one of only 3 presidents that didn't have a pet.

[@youbetyourwrasse]

I live in ARID ZONE, and I know that armored JERK! He's a Menace to the highways, thinks he's a Coupe!

[@HonsHon]

He really hates anteaters too

[@TamaraKane]

​@@F.o.s.t.e.r. Yep. He once said, and this is actually NOT a joke, that he didn't want dogs near him because he felt they made him look less attractive on camera.

[@scottydude456]

I just moved to Pennsylvania, and damn, this is a good representation of how deranged the political ads are this election

[@beebuzz959]

I bet, but unfortunately, this ad isn't far off from whatprjkt 2o25 would allow t-rump to do, or what he's said he'll do. It's actually pretty scary.

[@ieatconcrete5258]

You should get out

[@oh...hi.]

W pfp

[@andrewyoonhobai8453]

I saw ol vicky and was amazed, are we all vampires?

[@TheGotreck]

@@beebuzz959 Fearmongering

[@4caddit]

he’s elected. LeBron James is now sleeping with one eye open

[@dacoo69]

😂

[@nicky_creates2763]

LOL

[@Armor3d0ne]

It's LeJon Brames.

[@seattlekarim964]

Missing a Republican senator to come on and explain that when Trump says "kill" he means make the middle east secure.

[@wolfumz]

You're taking him too literally! Where's your sense of humor!? Talk about being uptight 🙄 TDS, am I right?

[@saintsalieri]

Exactly. The real news is actually much more dystopian and hard to believe than the Onion skit in this instance. It's insane what Republicans get away with lying about on CNN to absolutely no pushback.

[@F0XD1E]

Listen to what's in his heart, not the words coming out of his mouth.

[@enterpassword3313]

All of the complaints about republicans are so ironic. Remind me what biden just said about garbage???

[@AstridFrost_UwU]

​@@F0XD1Ethe truth.

[@LOLERXP]

Lindsey Graham says it's just hyperbole and what Trump really means is he'll give everyone a unicorn.

[@yourtsar824]

Trumps fallen so far now he’s stealing campaign promises from Vermin Supreme, although Vermin is promising ponies not unicorns.

[@EyeoftheU]

"Graham also appears in the ad, _eight_ times, three of them consecutive, and two of them in what appears to be candid photos, taken as he leaves what appears to be his residence in Seneca, South Carolina in the morning, and another talking to a younger man at a cafe while wearing sunglasses and a cap, his face still somewhat visible and recognizable over the younger man's shoulder."

[@solblackguy]

Graham immediately retracted his statement when the ad mentioned ladybugs

[@JB-xl2jc]

Lindsey gives off more sinister bottom energy than any other man I've ever seen

[@PresidentCamacho24]

Pretty much.

[@zachmarks9683]

1:34 This is so blatantly unrealistic! There's no way a President would EVER put their Vice President in harm's way for political gain. To think that we would elect someone so heartless and cruel as to backstab one of his longest and most subservient followers would be completely unthinkable!

[@smurxxx0910]

😂

[@paulholloway9464]

Why don’t you hear about more evangelicals not voting for Trump after what he did to their guy in the White House after January 6? I guess most of them must love the Faustian bargain they are mentally and spiritually stuck in so they can go to bed at night pretending that Trump, if re-elected, will set all things straight to make their version of America a reality since many are not used to engaging in critical thinking about their preferred leaders political and spiritual. They will be laughing and cheering while all their fundamental rights are taken away, comfortable in the thought that they are on the winning side for now until people have finally have had enough of this broken political system as some supporters start souring on the deal they made to have apparent political power but by then it will be too late to regain any semblance of a functional representative democracy as things start becoming rigged for only one political party to remain in control under emergency powers, until the American electorate has been brainwashed , I mean reeducated, to be great again, just like their favorite dictator in El Salvador has done with his lock them all up mentally. That is one way to reduce the number of Democrats eligible to vote in the next election: convict many of them of a felony his MAGA base would agree is worthy of imprisonment, construct the largest human warehouse in the world to house these new political prisoners, and get them off the voter rolls en masse.

[@fireking6308]

This shit has *layers* of irony

[@puppergump4117]

To think it would also hurt the campaign by doing that. He must have done it out of complete spite.

[@Beelzebubby91]

@@fireking6308 just like an onion…. ( *x-files theme plays* )

[@ansleesmith1104]

This was so much funnier before yesterday.

[@calmomen6817]

its satire, don't fret

[@christianalanwilson434]

Its even funnier now because of all the people acting like this kind of shit is real.

[@3v1lp1ngv1n]

Unrealistic, on a real news show someone would try to argue that what he says is only symbolic and what he actually meant was that he will increase police budget or something.

[@rockCity777]

"Whether the president meant it or not, you have to admit that it's sad to see the country come to a point where even mentioning about the possibility of mass slaughter will have a horde of humourless wokists come after ordinary people."

[@Feintgames]

True. I thought the same thing

[@aguawassereau3372]

@@rockCity777You just made my skin crawl. The accuracy! Congrats!

[@DannoHung]

Watch the whole video friend 1:49

[@ronanburdette6716]

@rockcity777 Fox News

[@SmartSmears]

The original showing of the ad was genuinely really unsettling, then they mention that Don Jr shows up multiple times and it became hilarious. Now that's classic ONN

[@olliefischer]

and when the anchorman mentioned that he himself was in the ad it got unsettling again

[@EGarrett01]

The original showing of the ad has Omarosa in it, lol. If you don't know who she is then I guess you would be unsettled.

[@hudderthebudder13]

Not the idiots who believe this video🤡💀😑

[@calamari2254]

This is the kind of ad you see on facebook with 130k shares

[@AngryKittens]

All of them Russians pretending to be Americans.

[@TheModdedwarfare3]

Amen x278

[@doinic09]

Amen

[@Oxygen1004]

Just checked the list and turns out I was on it. While I'm saddened by my upcoming fate, I'M GLAD IT'S OUR AMERICAN NOW 🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸 HELL YEAH 🔥🔥🔥

[@RarebitFiends]

Honestly I was pretty relieved when I saw your name on the list.

[@giftedproductions5478]

Chat I’m on the list too! Currently in the process of moving to the Snickers galaxy, so I should be fine. Those conservatives’ll follow me everywhere though.

[@TotallyNotACannibal2]

Yo my entire family is on the list, so I’m gonna be an orphan 😔

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

The entirety of my country is on that list, oh well, never liked it anyways

[@RocLobo358]

Kellyanne Conway told us not to listen to the words he says but instead look at what's in his heart. So I took it upon myself as a citizen surgeon and took a look. It's not good and I have made a very big mess.

[@bignate6021]

underrated comment, also im in love with you and can you please unchain me from your basement radiator?

[@sepiasnakesigil]

Thanks, fellow citizen! I need information from real Americans, not bigwig “experts!”

[@blakethesnake6686]

OH MY GOD! You are a true patriot. I really need information about if my daughter is alive or not from YOU, not my "phone" (which you've helpfully cut off communication to)

[@derossetmyers47]

There was an actual heart?

[@tystratton-quirk9859]

How long were you digging around before you realized he didn't have one?

[@ThatSpecificIndividual]

"Those are both deaths that poll well across party lines" 😂

[@justinb2824]

I think Ted Cruz would also poll well.

[@420JackG]

​@@justinb2824That's literally a Mitch McConnell joke from ~2014.

[@seraph8]

@@420JackG To be fair, bona fide originality and novelty is an incredibly difficult thing to achieve these days. It's probable that the person who wrote the joke came up with it independently, as it really isn't that complex a joke in concept to begin with. Besides, it's still really, really funny, so let's just have a laugh and contemplate a reality where Ted Cruz, Mitch McConnell, and JD Vance don't exist. One can dream.

[@420JackG]

@@seraph8 No, I mean that Mitch McConnell literally made that joke about Ted Cruz way back when.

[@seraph8]

@@420JackG ...Okay? That doesn't really change or negate anything that I said, though, and is beside the point. The joke was probably uttered before even then, but again, it doesn't really matter; anything completely novel, in this day and age, is incredibly rare. It may be contrived or original on the part of the writer, but who cares? It's still funny and helps us reckon with the objectively horrifying dystopian reality we find ourselves grappling with day in and day out.

[@therealcaesar3157]

If this were real, it wouldn't even lose him any votes

[@ShadowBrosPictures]

Literally

[@lefishe5845]

For some reason "death of a euphemism" pops up in my head.

[@JakeSmith-jy1kx]

His fans would be more enthusiastic about voting for him.

[@ethanryderson9815]

Ngl id vote for him lol

[@nickmolinary2044]

It's really astonishing when you think about it. I mean, how could so many Americans be willing to overlook the mass death and destruction which a candidate is promising to enact? Fortunately, liberals understand that this is NEVER acceptable, under ANY circumst--wait a tic...

[@kaiserepsilon4011]

Well gentlemen, here come the hit squads.

[@JesseMaurais]

Imagine all the people out there who think this is fake news.

[@ShadowBrosPictures]

😂

[@HPkobold]

What?

[@Dranex11]

huh?

[@davidvaldez1093]

True..

[@konstak05]

So true

[@Ratstail91]

It's so refreshing now that the onion has started reporting actual news.

[@tklyte]

🤣🤣😂 Closer to truth!!!

[@steverogers2603]

You can tell it’s fake because Taylor Swift wasn’t shown and he’d knock off Eric before Don Jr.

[@vlynst]

elon musk said not to kill her, he has other plans

[@wyldhowl2821]

I think he wants her for a Handmaid or something.

[@greybeard5123]

Obama also isn't shown.

[@AnthonyFlack]

He's promised Taylor Swift to Elon .

[@vlynst]

@@AnthonyFlack smh i REPLIED with this youtube's ai deleted my comment...not fair...

[@tomashernandez3076]

The only reason I couldn’t vote Trump is because I didn’t see myself in any of the ads. Why should only trumps enemies be so lucky? Why not average citizens

[@RGS578]

Democrat response: "We find this ad is distasteful, and fascistic in nature." Republican response to that: "You see? They called us fascists. This kind of divisive rhetoric is what's driving the violence in our country!"

[@MouldMadeMind]

And then years later democrats will quietly do what trump promised, and their supporters will praise them for it.

[@RyuKyu.77]

CNN will be like: that's just Trump being Trump, we know he's a loon! Now let's cover a story about Tim Walz PIPING the CCP's daughter for the next week or so cuz we hate progressives and we wanna appear bipartisan!

[@Badbufon]

Too wordy for a republican

[@standard6502]

​@@Badbufonthe dude was sniffing his own farts, as usual.

[@sephreed1938]

Next we'll meet the tin man

[@hellenicboi14]

I like how he wants to kill the entire state of Maryland.

[@Synthysynthsynth]

I was at a North Carolina restaurant this summer, and some MAGA octagenarians at a table near us segued from complaining about Jews to discussing their extreme disdain for Maryland. I reckon they’re still mad that it didn’t secede during the Civil War.

[@letolethe3344]

@@Synthysynthsynth I had no idea Maryland warranted such ire! As a Marylander, I'm ashamed of our slave-owning past, but take MAGA as a badge of honor.

[@M-_-O]

1:37 then, can’t blame him for the next picture but the one at 1:43 he has help for that already.

[@uncle_tones1222]

Virginia, here I come!

[@G-manFan1]

as a marylander; 😞😞

[@LiF-y3c]

The best satire is the stuff that's only a step away from the genuine truth.

[@read500]

I knew there was gonna be one of em 😂

[@lefishe5845]

Is this even parody?

[@seaofflowers.]

​@@read500 you're such a smart person, look at you

[@abbasshachem3383]

The whole point is to make fun of people like you how overreacting like trump is some neo-hitler

[@maskedmarvel]

No, substitute "genuine truth" with "public perception."

[@gregobrix]

This is far less funny today than it was 5 days ago...

[@Kibtea]

Say goodbye to Tom Hanks😢

[@toddmarshall2925]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@DexterDouglas-z1r]

You don't mean funnier? Also, Donald Trump Jr. and Tony Hinchcliffe were on there. Lol

[@SuperBlooper057]

#PromisesMadePromisesKept

[@tricknfa]

Unrealistic, the Republican answered questions

[@andrewblack2596]

😂😂😂

[@fissionphoenix4995]

I noticed that too.

[@elijahlong7791]

Have you seen any one of Harris interviews??

[@Flaspect_]

@@elijahlong7791 Ah, yes I have, the ones that were especially great were the ones where questions were answered and dog whistles weren't resorted to... oh wait... that means that almost all of them were great!

[@little.bear344]

Donald Trump [screaming to his high ranking MAGA's] "I want the assassination of two million Democrats and four hedgehogs today!" High ranking MAGA: "But, mein Fuhrer, why the four hedgehogs? What did they do?" Donald Trump: "See? Nobody cares about the Democrats"

[@zman245]

Someone please crop this so it’s just the ad and then post it in a conservative subreddit as real. I bet either my car or my ass that they will agree

[@somesweetguy]

You could bet both and be alright.

[@RealBradMiller]

Let me see both so I can compare. 👀

[@nezzled]

oh my god yes

[@HonsHon]

Political subreddits are so dumb.

[@nickguh1323]

Then prepare your booty, liberal 😜

[@Kira1Lawliet]

The Onion keeps trying to be satirical, but reality keeps catching up with them. The MSG rally really wasn't far off from an ad like that. One of the speaker literally said "We need to SL8UGHTER [Democrats]". This isn't satire, this is basically already happening.

[@Stratelier]

Trump campaign: _sues for defamation_ The Onion: _it's not defamation when it's true_

[@Yourmission9]

Exactly what I was thinking, when you’re actually nervous watching an Onion post you know we’re officially living in the final stages of Democracy if Harris doesn’t win

[@davespanksalot8413]

@@Yourmission9the last day of democracy, and the first day of Idiocracy…

[@Living_Life242]

There was a speaker that said Harris was the literal anti-✝️ and Trump himself said that he wants to deport Jack Smith.

[@notefish328]

Bruh, they’re satirizing the Democrats’ hyperbolic demonization of the man, and clearly people like yourself

[@AndrewLuhring]

Dear KZbin. these are the only videos I want on my homepage.

[@hallowella]

When did ONN become real news?

[@richardbread9882]

It was from the beginning.

[@Phantomview-k9q]

When the real news became fake news

[@robertaylor9218]

It’s been for a while

[@DMNNNAMR]

@@Phantomview-k9q pay the fanum tax. what's fake news?

[@sirexilon49]

To quote an overused meme template: "Always has been"

[@larrytheloner7964]

"Just Trump being Trump" is how his supporters would react to this in real life.

[@justineberlein5916]

For example, I just asked my conservative relatives about this, and they reassured me that Fox said Trump was just talking about killing their *political* careers

[@kennedybj1]

love them liberal tears keep that same energy..Wednesday..lmao

[@giancarlozarlengo1096]

Exactly! As Fox News explains those remarks are always taken out of context anyway.

[@Iron_Man_Boy86853]

@@kennedybj1 your clown is only going to jail. He just keeps getting bad news on a daily basis, most recently out of red Iowa - of all places. Don’t worry, we’ll be laughing at all your 45 tears. 😂

[@birbsandsports]

Just friendly locker room banter is all

[@fellow9939]

man i've never heard of this news channel before but that story's just wild. i should share this on other social media and tell people about this.

[@smurxxx0910]

Don't forget to share on Truth Social

[@keithgiblin2636]

The world looks on in utter disbelief...

[@paulpease8254]

What’s crazy is that he has essentially called for killing his rivals, and the Supreme Court has proactively given their approval.

[@kobusg7460]

The Supreme Court's abbreviation is SC. If one replaces the C with an S - oh my word. These guys and girls are bad; about as bad as taking CNN and replacing the C with an O. This country is falling apart.

[@recordkeepingandinformatio8206]

6-3 moment

[@paladinlancer]

The line between The Onion and reality is getting thinner and thinner every year...

[@AndreasDelleske]

What do you think the orange man would do to the Onion?

[@delos2279]

@@AndreasDelleske he would invite them to white house press briefings without realizing they are satire

[@pricklypear7516]

@@AndreasDelleske Fry 'em.

[@richardcraniumXLVII]

the scary part of The Onion, 99% of people think it's real ...

[@j100j]

​@@richardcraniumXLVIIThe scary part of you is that you've posted that like 5 times.

[@MoskalMedia]

Liz Cheney being the first person in the ad after Kamala was prophecy.

[@yudithcaron8053]

Now that Trump was reelected, we will see if he will hold his promises.

[@3rasmian]

not the entire state of maryland on the hit list 😭

[@tcookie]

Onion predicted it again!

[@CowgirlPiggirlFrufferboy]

I hope not, but I do have a bad feeling.

[@MozTS]

So glad the scotus unironically makes this legal to do

[@TheModdedwarfare3]

Only if it's an official act and he is the only person that can determine if it is an official act. That's a pretty high bar to clear.

[@Meyr3356]

@@TheModdedwarfare3 Not if he uses the military to do it. Then it's an official act by default.

[@SuperParkourio]

Technically, it would still be illegal. The ruling only makes Trump immune from being prosecuted for such a thing. So if he ordered the military to murder someone, it's still a crime, but only the ones given the order would be on the hook, barring a pardon.

[@andrewdubose9968]

You clearly haven’t read the opinion, but ok, whatever John Oliver told you. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/23pdf/23-939_e2pg.pdf

[@aaronschultz4061]

@@TheModdedwarfare3 i agree with Mey Trump could say that the person was a security threat to America and ordering them killied was an official act.

[@Discerned_]

A moment of silence for all the clueless future victims who thought this was all a joke. 😢

[@youbetyourwrasse]

Especially Tom Hanks. lmao :D

[@sky_pirate]

Guess The Onion is getting a new host.

[@WarAndThunder-li2iv]

Trump won’t fricking prosecute political opponents… For the democrats though.

[@Sim0n98]

The fact that his own son is in the advert is so underrated

[@olivedavid3221]

I thought this was real for a second and was willing to accept it

[@urbugnmetoday3183]

Then you’re…special

[@MrOrthodox13]

Would you be willing to die just so He doesn't win?

[@Nicholas-sq1yn]

Oh boy, then you are the reason MSM keeps lying. Some people actually believe them.

[@КГБКолДжорджКостанца]

Really? You wanna live like in a fascist dictatorship

[@КГБКолДжорджКостанца]

@@olivedavid3221 you really want to get purged by a dictator like him?

[@Yavan1100]

This is too close to reality to work as satire.

[@ArDeeMee]

I mean… the deadpan delivery is still humorous, but the Onion are really dancing on the edge with this one… The unsexy kind of edging. 😭

[@youbetyourwrasse]

@@ArDeeMee It's freakin' hilarious. :D

[@sidewaysdesign]

I’d agree - it’s not particularly funny, and richer material abounds.

[@michaelbell1248]

I wrote basically the same thing. So naturally I agree with you.

[@UndiagnosedGarbage]

Because this will totally and definitely happen like how the Hogwarts game killed trans people?

[@toragodzen]

Musk's reaction is 100% hit )))

[@gregoberski5897]

"Interesting" XD

[@someonesgenericfish0]

Looking into it 👀

[@shagarakar]

!!!

[@wind2536]

Buckle up everyone.

[@adrianmetcalfe4346]

Viewing from another country, this feels too close to reality of what USA is like. If I hadn't seen the onion, I could have easily thought this was real.

[@mishura4870]

The worst part is we know his base would support it...

[@lordmolag45000]

Unfortunately. Donald Trump is no different to a certain Austrian dictator who also built a cult of personality surrounding the hatred of others.

[@SmallSpoonBrigade]

I'm just confused by why the Onion is starting to run factual videos this close to the election. It could confuse people.

[@MJMcKenzie322]

Do you really think that or are you just chasing clout?

[@ThePurpleKnightmare]

Mostly, but there was a dog and a young boy in there. I think some of his base would still support that, but I think he'd lose at least 1/4 over the two of those combined.

[@paulpease8254]

@@FirstPersonSciencePodcastlol, really? They sure seemed to melt like the whiny snowflakes they are when they were called garbage. They like to dish it out but apparently can’t take it because I’ve never seen grown men cry this much. 😂😂😂 Also, it’s a parody of Trump saying he will go after his enemies, not of Dems calling him a Nazi/Hitler. He earned those comparisons fair and square with his repeated quoting of Hitler and wishing he had generals like Hitler’s.

[@rhalfik]

"What was that loud noise. We'll hear why some experts say it was probably nothing"

[@rolletroll2338]

I don't know why but I find this last line terrifying.

[@KnoxW-f5d]

This is even funnier now that he’s won. God save America. Please.

[@HeyHunter937]

The scariest part about this... if Trump could get away with doing this, he totally would.

[@Colin_Nelson]

I think any president can get away with it now after the whole presidential immunity thing

[@trevinbeattie4888]

​@@Colin_NelsonOnly with the blessing of SCOTUS, since they left the meaning of “official acts” up to future litigation (which of course will inevitably end up back in their court.)

[@greg77389]

Proof?

[@kyle6899]

​@@greg77389are you asking for proof of an opinion?

[@TheDelineated]

He could have prosecuted Hilary, but he didn't. He said it would be bad for the country

[@MaximumAxiom]

Yeah whatever, but what about Hilary's emails?

[@ShadowBrosPictures]

😂😂😂

[@astropioneer3296]

Thank you for bringing it back to what real American families are talking about around the kitchen table.😉

[@Mrjonnyjonjon123]

​@@astropioneer3296 Don't forget about Humter Biden

[@robertaylor9218]

This is the best comment so far

[@Jc-xf6cj]

Eh just some dumb giant worm who waits around the earth to devour us the moment it stops being entertaining nothing to worry about.

[@wildgunman64]

Trump supporters would see this and cheer.

[@kalecccxi333]

Okay, and? Am I supposed to care about the lives of Mitt Romney and Nikki Haley?

[@Admiral-General_Aladeen]

I honestly don't know what they think when Trump says he wants to use the military against "the enemies from within". Like do they hear what he is saying?

[@nickguh1323]

I used to support Kamala, but after seeing this, I'm ride or die with Trump!

[@Aaron.Thomas]

They literally already did. See his comments last week that prompted this parody.

[@Aaron.Thomas]

​@@kalecccxi333 Yes, if you're still human. Stay human, don't let these monsters make you hate them back. Hate is their weapon, and welding it makes you into them.

[@chickenMan-M4A3E2]

The fact that I'm getting recommended this after the election is diabolical💀

[@CharlesNauck]

Tick tock tick tock

[@worldwideinterests1]

This is a complete exaggeration - this won't happen until the third Trump term at the very earliest.

[@mgass1354]

You know the world is crazy when The Onion makes a post, you see the title, and say, "yeah, this doesn't surprise me", because it is thoroughly possible it's real.

[@CreativeUsernameEh]

I mean he did say he’d use the military on the enemies within if need be this isn’t satire

[@theBASE00]

When I first saw the title I was genuinely shocked, until I saw it was from Onion

[@chrislacey5979]

Your part of the problem, not the solution. Get help, take your meds.

[@AndorranStairway]

The Onion is fake news when Trump said he wanted to erase democrats he meant demo crats like the demo versions of the corrupt bureaucrats you see in Washington you need to listen to Trump’s heart and not just what he says

[@mrjaman3752]

​@@chrislacey5979what is that even supposed to mean

[@thesnowmiser6728]

This is BARELY a parody

[@urbugnmetoday3183]

Get well soon…

[@whentheyD]

it's too accurate

[@TheXello]

What do you think the odds are the Trump campaign releases a similar ad before the election? I think it is unlikely, but you never know.

[@urbugnmetoday3183]

@@whentheyD false

[@LaughingBox2]

You aren’t very bright

[@franciszekroskosz7191]

at least 1 person saw this and believed it and i think its wonderful

[@origrammar]

Guys, please try a bit harder. I know it’s difficult, but I think this isn’t gonna cut it anymore, it’s too close to the real thing 😭

[@LaughingBox2]

People like you take all the fun out of parody

[@chrosairs7057]

You make the parody a bit funnier

[@GattlingCombo]

That's not the onion's problem. It's America's

[@randomtinypotatocried]

The videos from 12+ years ago from The Onion are too close to the real thing

[@mikeborrelli193]

Because it is real... Sell everything you own and leave now for Liberia.. Leave before Nov 5th or it will be too late.

[@renatocorvaro6924]

Not even a joke, dude got precedent from the Supreme Court to do exactly this

[@Bern_il_Cinq]

Hey how many drone strike child casualties did Nobel Peace Prize winner Obama rack up?

[@Jacorywoohoo]

Doug Emhoff's ballot getting discarded cause he put "My beautiful wife" is so hilarious to me lmfao

[@digimook]

Sadly the Onion is on point about this.

[@hak1111111]

"The more you pay, the better the news" is as threatening as "If you dont pay us, there will be bad news"

[@AlexShaw]

The Tom Hanks billboard had me in stitches

[@nickiemcnichols5397]

Why do you think it’s funny? Even if it’s not real……

[@LegendaryBrandon1]

@@nickiemcnichols5397 It's satire. Have a sense of humor.

[@mikeygduv]

I'm in tears, the Onions nails it again

[@KaySkywalker]

How are people still voting for this man is way beyond my understanding

[@EinFelsbrocken]

SCOTUS: "Yeah seems fine"

[@goemon9378]

After this ad, the race would be still too close to call, a big toss up.

[@RaptorJesus]

I gotta admit, the addition of Vance and Cruz to the list *does* make me second-guess who I'm voting for. Like, that's a pretty solid deal, I have to admit.

[@zoyadulzura7490]

@@RaptorJesus 😂 That is hilarious, but frighteningly accurate. Cruz would still shill for Trump after this ad.

[@Thegreatsage1442]

How ridiculous, trumps not organized nearly enough to write a list

[@MrGorfreeman]

They have the concept of a list

[@WinterXR7]

I’ll take a concept of a list in place of a list.

[@yohei72]

He’s got more organized people to help him do that this time.

[@deadLEE15]

@@MrGorfreeman omg good reference hahaha

[@unme4728]

A concept for a plan to write a list.

[@Davecm008]

I love how Don Jr. is in the montage lol

[@Zylefer]

The scariest thing is that there is a non-zero chance he's thinking this. Is it a high chance? No, but it's higher than I'd like...

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

I'd say it is a high chance.

[@bird3713]

The Onion has this level of production quality again? Please keep this up!

[@andybrice2711]

In fairness, Foghorn Leghorn had it coming.

[@RafaelScarpa]

I know that guy, he's pop culture! I recommend ClickHole's article on pop culture if you need more information.

[@FriendlyBaphomet]

Sad thing is this kinda headline is 100% believable because he really is that unhinged...

[@Auffys]

uh... no it isnt

[@Tapajara]

You are delusional.

[@billiecruz4399]

@@Auffys A lot of Republicans in this comment section complaining about bias in media for being easy to not believe.

[@mshoney9301]

@@Tapajara if this wasn't true you wouldn't feel the need to spam it in anger lol

[@Pantechnicon]

The best satire is only barely removed from reality. This counts.

[@sakurabuffet_3439]

im still undecided

[@recluse9978]

If your undecided, all I have to say is, that ad is not too far from the truth, and if that's true, that doesn't mean anything good for any of us Democrat or Republican.

[@unme4728]

@@recluse9978 I think the commenter was kidding. It was a joke.

[@CandiceMMartinez]

I mean, does America really need that armadillo?

[@tklyte]

Please Don't vote. Sleep in.

[@constipatedwonka8061]

Trump just announced that he'd want Liz Cheney executed via a firing squad... The onion satire video came true in less than 20 hours, that must be a new world record

[@Rockyzach88]

He's said multiple times before he wants to do violence against others who don't support him before that.

[@dyhidrogenmonoxide]

Given the state of rhetoric, this barely felt like satire, so I'm not really surprised. All they needed was a segment where Biden is condemned and apologises for saying "dems need to target fake news reporters" or some other "incredibly inflammatory" language.

[@NicholsonNeisler-fz3gi]

He just wants her to think twice

[@BeatSaberMaul]

He never said anything about a firing squad. His comment was pointing out how the Cheney’s are happy to send others to fight in war, but would likely not want war at all if it meant that they themselves had to fight.

[@JohnJohnson.johnjj]

​@@Rockyzach88no he hasn't. Show me where.

[@silverhawk7324]

I'm actually terrified the Onion posted this, there's a decent possibility this becomes reality......

[@RarebitFiends]

I am terrified you may be so internet-brained you actually believe that.

[@matthew55793]

@@RarebitFiends Nothing happens until it happens.

[@Lone432345]

@@RarebitFiends Trump isn't known for unstable and fucking crazy.

[@VlNCEY]

@@RarebitFiends Open a book, Nazi Germany started with mass deportations, then camps, then genocide. Trump is a known fascist who is starting with mass deportations.

[@saintsfearful]

@@RarebitFiendsI mean, he did say genocide Joe wasn’t genocidal enough and said Liz Cheney should be put in front of a firing squad so…

[@_KungFuBarbie_]

The half-assed response from the Harris campaign was spot on

[@jdnb86]

It’s getting really hard for satire these days since Trump is such an unhinged lunatic

[@richardthiele8363]

Which is why his followers love him.

[@TransistorBased]

Maybe being able to ride in a trash truck will help quell his temper tantrums, toddlers really do seem to like big trucks

[@jdnb86]

@@richardthiele8363 very true

[@read500]

I knew id find u kooks in the comments

[@maskedmarvel]

Lol, you don't believe that

[@BusterDarcy]

I remember when the onion used to be satirical

[@Akio-fy7ep]

I remember exactly when it ended: "Bush: Our Long National Nightmare of Peace and Prosperity Finally Over". Right after the Supreme Court ordered vote counting halted and appointed W to the presidency. Yes, that last really did happen.

[@TheCNYMike]

It still is. Problem is, Trump is living satire.

[@KenLinx]

I remember when the onion used to be about making people laugh, not political propaganda for the democrat party.

[@sophiepooks2174]

@@KenLinx Don't cry it's only onion.

[@BusterDarcy]

@ lol I remember when you lot used to say “can’t you take a joke” instead of crying and complaining now anytime the joke is directed at you

[@NetarAlt]

I just laughed because the layer between satire and reality is invisible. If this is true, then let's see the consequences

[@tinyghoul6598]

It is true and we saw the carnage last time.

[@trollman88889]

the wild thing is, his entire base wouldn't care even if this was real

[@doggodoggo3000]

I wish that was just a joke but its true. There actually is a huge swathe of his base that would like him even more.

[@NorthNortheast42]

Not his entire base, but I don't think most would

[@rawveganterra]

All Republican politicians, are "endorsing" Trump, yes or no? Does MAGA = GOP? I mean no Republican politicians, are "voting" for Harrison, lol, right or wrong? 🤔

[@miiiikku]

It is real. How could it be any more real when Trump himself has said he is willing to use military within United States borders to prosecute his enemies and supreme court has given him permission.

[@zoyadulzura7490]

Yup, that's the scariest part of this. If these ads were real, they'd definitely be spread around by his supporters, who'd be adding names to the list.

[@yserareborn]

He’s gone on to threaten Liz Cheney by firing squad. That man strays closer to parody.

[@MrDepechefan1]

this is so important to drive home that the MAGA movement is beyond satire, also, I can't believe the mainstream media is not pointing out the fact that he is wearing a Proud Boys colored hat now right before the election.

[@johnchenthebest4495]

@@applesandtea441yes he did, and “context” won’t change a thing

[@yserareborn]

@@applesandtea441 Look, I actually don't like being hyperbolic, but the dude said what he said. You can do all the mental gymnastics you want, but I'm not going to do them with you.

[@matthewshurtz3043]

​@@yserareborn Trump can say some bad stuff, but this one was pretty tame at least for his standards. If you use context you can see that he wasn't actually threatening Liz Cheney. He's criticizing her for being pro-war. “She’s a radical war hawk - let’s put her with a rifle standing there with nine barrels shooting at her, OK? And let’s see how she feels about it, you know, when the guns are trained on her face,” is what he actually said. She wants troops risk their lives in combat and Trump is pointing out her hypocrisy because she would obviously not want to be put in that situation while advocating for others to be. You don't have to vote for Trump but he's not a super villain.

[@abctalkies6981]

He didn’t threaten her but still spoke very immaturely. His discourse on the “enemy within” and saying “migrants should get the death penalty for killing American citizens” is fascism though. If a friend said "the enemy within," I'd nervously back away from him and call Crime Stoppers before he shoots someone. The fact that a presidential candidate can say that and people still consider voting for him is insane. It is not an exaggeration to call him Hitler. Hitler was very charismatic prior to taking power and only mentioned persecuting "bad" Jews. Just like that quietly became all Jews, Trump not-so-quietly says MIGRANTS, legal or illegal, and distinguishes them from "American citizens" (migrants from Europe) when saying only the former deserves the death penalty for the same crime. You can choose between a mid bureaucrat or a Nazi. The fact that this is a tough call for some is ridiculous.

[@mho...]

Glorious to have the Onion in our Eyes again!

[@hhckiss2817]

Considering how much The Onion gets right and how they nailed the G.W presidency... I'm concerned