NFL Week 1 - Emergency Pod | Tosh Show

[@JetsetComedian]

You better do this NFL thing weekly Tosh or I’m pulling strings and making you go back to Comedy Central…

[@lukesayers5850]

We can never go back to comedy Central!

[@Ladybug211211]

@@lukesayers5850jon did.

[@matthewholt6168]

EVERY WEEK! 👏👏 EVERY WEEK! 👏👏 EVERY WEEK!

[@bannequins]

I’ll help you lol

[@johnlovechild5453]

And were going to make him have the schedule of ridiculousness

[@WHITEPERSUAS1ON]

I would watch a whole Podcast series of Tosh covering sports

[@glenje]

this is actually a great idea.

[@brianonabike4130]

Some farm team called, The Commanders 😂

[@johnsimth6587]

It'd hurt if that wasn't an upgrade from last year. Sure, Daniels will likely die this year and thats horrible but between now and then we can have some fun during the games.

[@HighFive212]

When I bite into an apple and it's good, I'm shocked - perfectly sums up the cops, Tosh.

[@sidvicious332]

I like envy apples

[@TheMysteryDriver]

Honey Crisp or whatever that apple that starts with a K they sold at Costco one time.

[@AlexB-bw1cp]

I like the Costco

[@willginkens1607]

My literal wet dream is Tosh doing a weekly sports show

[@mattwarren6116]

Love the emergency pod sirens hahaha

[@tuesgayy]

I don’t, old man needs to clear his throat.

[@bncySlith]

The week 2 emergency pod is gonna be concussive

[@neatbug]

this wasn't even comedy, this was daniel getting on the mic to talk shit for 8 mins. lmfao. brutal.

[@theking0fswing1]

I love it when Tosh talks football can we get one of these every week?

[@eman610]

Eddie, hit that ambulance siren for Tua. Dolphins' season is over

[@jackcampo9959]

I’m honestly here for how much of a fan tosh is of gambling and sports in general

[@supernatural653]

Tua just blew his brains over all the Hard Rock. Emergency pod needed!

[@williamhaynes1807]

I hope he does an emergency pod every nfl week

[@chachis3867]

Hit the EMERGENCY POD SIRENS!!

[@RunningBlade2184]

WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO 🚨🚨🚨🚨

[@sharding14]

This is the first NFL Week Recap I’ve watched in 7 years. This will be the only way I keep up with NFL, from now on.

[@robbychikasawa8302]

Tosh out here looking like he’s dressing up as Mike McDaniel for Halloween.

[@bluecheeze04]

😂😂😂 Tosh please do this every week

[@redseaford9426]

A Cuban *Motorcycle cop... even more aggressive 😂

[@yucasola]

As a Cuban in Miami I can assure you we would not survive a Buffalo winter 🥶 That is a death sentence for that cop 🤣

[@EXPATditions]

If you're a fanatic of the Orange man you shouldn't be here!!!

[@yucasola]

@@EXPATditions Dude, are u on shrooms? Do you really think any reds are into Tosh? Blue all the way baby

[@GinghamBingham]

​@@yucasola big fan of both 🙋‍♂️

[@theTRUTHgroup]

If Tosh is going to make a weekly NFL commentary, I'M HERE FOR IT!!!

[@keithsuhr6275]

The Philly line about “being scared at a home game….” Gold Rush Tosh!

[@TheCLARKE9]

Tosh shouting out his nephew was dope

[@LuckyEssoBee]

4th Quarter Bills 31 Fins 10 Tua knocked out. Hill 24 yds. 🤣

[@quasistellar]

Hey man I know maybe you're doing some fan ribbing, but Tua's injury is no joke.

[@k.c.simonsen2]

If Tosh re-posted entire Dolphins games with his voice recorded over the original announcers to KZbin and shit-talked the other team during it, well I think that would be just fine and I would watch all of those videos.

[@crewstanley1820]

I would pay a monthly subscription for that 😭

[@ZootedBeaver]

LOL that opening segment

[@somectguy17]

Tosh beings a dolphins fan is just the icing on the cake for me

[@snarp408]

Idgaf about sports, but I just love listening to Tosh rant. I clicked so quick!

[@macphee24]

Nobody cares

[@snarp408]

@@macphee24 you did enough to comment dingus.

[@macphee24]

@@snarp408 it took me 2 seconds to comment. That’s hardly caring 😂

[@dilloncrain9111]

Since you don't know sports I'd like to make you aware that Tyreek Hill is a wife and child abuser and much more, all known from police reports. But since Danny loves the dolphins he will shill for him.

[@tanner9851]

@@macphee24 you're a loser dawg

[@MadeByDutz]

Anddd there goes the undefeated season 🤧

[@vct454]

"I don't care if everyone's grandma was hit by him" lmao I'm not a Dolphins fan but Tyreek carried me in fantasy last year so I concur with the sentiment

[@Max-zg2ci]

It’s wild how fantasy points is enough for people to overlook his past. Hit a pregnant woman, almost lost his kids twice to CPS, broke a woman’s leg over the summer--but as long he helps a fantasy team get spurious points, “he’s a ok with me! Domestic abuse away!”

[@TryPuttingItInRice]

@@Max-zg2ci now you're getting it

[@dilloncrain9111]

​@@Max-zg2cithank you for saying this. Liberals hate violence against women until Tyreek is on liberal Daniels team.

[@orangejuice732]

0:19 is that Michael Moore?

[@stubert94]

Jesus, I read this at that time lmao

[@rushmazing]

might have to do another emergency pod

[@bomberooski]

Already excited for the NFL Week 2 emergency pod. And here's hoping for a NFL Thursday Night Football emergency pod on Friday

[@corybartha959]

Emergency!!!😂 love it when Daniel talks sports!😂😂😂

[@chrislambeth7367]

I would legit watch Tosh talk sports ALL FUGGIN DAY. That could be a money maker for ya Mr. Tosh.

[@patmack2871]

Looks like the tua 4 year extension is paying off.

[@JayOverplay]

“My best friend is Cuban and that’s close enough” go fins

[@Trapmint]

i've been rewatching daniels old standup specials for years hoping that he'd release a new one soon.. i didnt know he had a podcast until today lmao im happy asf! glad he's still doing good and still funny

[@williambartholmey5946]

I'm almost the exact opposite of you. Been watching this podcast from the beginning but haven't seen his stand-up other than a few clips (not a fan of stand-up in general).

[@mh-yw6qw]

@@williambartholmey5946 his special "Completely Serious" is easily one of the best of all time. Give it a shot.

[@Hotdogavery]

Welcome to one of the greatest stations on the web

[@sidvicious332]

Daniel is one of the goat comedians. I too wish he'd get back to what first brought him to the light.

[@swimjohnson]

We need weekly NFL recaps

[@pwnerguy6]

Gonna need another emergency pod after Thursday 😭😭

[@Rushil69420]

"Make Philly fans know what its like to be scared at a home game" oh my god

[@danielhenry177]

You ever think about replacing the sirens with French police sirens? 😂

[@goingnowhere425]

Better coverage than ESPN

[@Kenxclout]

Ill say this. I am so happy somebody analyzed the Tyreek video from a comedic perspective lol. Every time something like that happens its always a black vs white thing. Tosh legitimately broke that situation down perfectly!

[@SAJL12820]

That's what makes him great. He can take controversial topics and make anyone laugh at his perspective. His set for his tour right now is GOLD, he's better than ever.

[@milopuffs4716]

Tosh covering this week's NFL games?! Absolutely perfect. Carry on gentlemen! 👌

[@marshalldoiron1840]

Need this every week. I am crying laughing like the old tosh.0 days

[@Virgihudson]

Lmao gotta make this a weekly thing

[@k_hack9441]

Tosh separates himself with his style of sports talk. Amazing lol

[@nighttrain1565]

Emergency pod sirens made my dogs go fucking crazy😅

[@Nobodyspecial5150]

Good job Bills!!! I love when Tosh is unhappy😂

[@Cg69420]

I would love a weekly nfl recap from Tosh

[@wc6046]

Please god do these every week

[@saab95performance89]

Tosh: “my best friend is Cuban, and that’s close enough”

[@mrgotitfordalow]

We need a weekly NFL emergency pod.

[@TylerMango2233]

Who else is watching this while the dolphins are down 14 (without a QB)

[@aron352352]

Just put the window down. Simple. He wanted to get this ticket and go, but did everything he could to do the opposite. Dude gets 25 an hour to get shot at. Just put the window down so he feels safe. Ive never put my window up during a traffic stop. Rich people always want special treatment and show their ass when they dont get it

[@boland73]

I think he might be the biggest Fins fan I’ve ever seen 😂😂 I hope we get this NFL breakdown weekly!! Love hearing him talk football

[@nickschultz6223]

I came here for Danny's completely unbiased take on tyreek. He did not disappoint.

[@zman224]

I need more Fansville lore immediately.

[@Adamrobles76]

I could listen to tosh talk nfl all day

[@jetski_brinks]

Would love more NFL Week updates. Funny & to the point.

[@KingIce86]

Well today marks a whole new meaning on "emergency"

[@losteyesight]

WE NEED THIS WEEKLY!

[@rusty9508]

The police officer must have been a Buffalo bills fan.

[@kimberlysauber5601]

I’m so behind on my KZbin favs. Just watched this and I’m dyin!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m a Lions 🦁 fan myself, but I’ll support the dolphins as long as they’re not playing us.

[@Tangobutton]

Hope you and your family are OK after the earthquake in your area this morning. ❤❤❤

[@97jaj]

The only NFL recap I need

[@Adamantium-jp8lw]

THISl., I'm definitely here for this. Could not stop laughing. Brilliant gentlemen 🤟🏾

[@yerdafrank5210]

Need it weekly

[@WillySix]

Please do this regularly Tosh!

[@VanillaSkai]

This what I need- my fix for “The League”-dun nu nu nu nu nu nu

[@wifi8811]

Tosh talking sports is one of my favorite things.

[@vvsmixing]

I can’t tell if he’s doing a Mike Mcdaniel impersonation or just a dolphin fan 😂😂

[@PlayerPropsai]

Tosh is my spirit animal #BuiltByUCF

[@robsargeant4737]

Better recap than anything that can be found on ESPN

[@rhoydotp]

haha perfect for the emergency pod siren!

[@bsoder13]

Keep talking NFL, love it Tosh! 👊👊

[@bradleypopcraps]

we need an emergency pod wrapping up each NFL weekend

[@casualwater698]

We need one of these NFL mini pods every week.

[@markyg7314]

Love the emergency pod sirens. Reminds me of downtown Miami

[@mattk2740]

Eddy’s siren is unbelievably amazing! I thought my iPhone alarm was going off.

[@MichaelMann1]

We need an emergency pre Sunday post Tua injury pod

[@NaritusPwN]

Huge sports fan. I was so ready for this content.

[@elg2702]

Do this weekly Tosh

[@walterstrikes]

Please do this after every week.

[@jasonzitt6408]

Eddie does a great job with that siren

[@ashleystahl7711]

I love these emergency pods lmao

[@colinball4424]

Yes. Yes more of this. Weekly.

[@brettandersson3206]

If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the working class.

[@trancemisfit]

If every crime resulted in jail time jails would be even more full then they already are. Fines are set to deter citizens from committing said crimes.

[@jvladcliff4083]

The fine should be a percentage of your income ​@@trancemisfit

[@brettandersson3206]

@@trancemisfit you’re missing the point. BP Oil was fined $4 billion in 2012. Their annual revenue that year was $396 billion. The fine they paid was 1.01% of their annual revenue. That’s like you paying $1.01 in taxes on $100. The amount is so small it’s rendered meaningless. Now let’s look at a speeding ticket. I’m from Indianapolis. The average wage here is $29.11/hour in the greater metro area. After taxes, if I worked 40 hours with no overtime, I will have made $915.01. A speeding ticket here is about $100 if you aren’t going more than 15 mph over the limit. That $100 is 10.93% of my weekly pay. But let’s compare apples to apples. In 2012, BP Oil would have made about $7.6 billion/week in revenue. Fined at the same rate, BP would have paid a fine of $832.4 million. Instead, they were fined at 1.01% rate, so on that weekly earning their fine would have been $76.9 million. My fine, at that rate, would be $9.24. Do you see how the fines are meaningless for those with that kind of money and power? How those fines do absolutely nothing? If you were fine $9.24 for speeding, I imagine it’s not going to really stop you from speeding. So I’ll say it again: If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the working class.

[@smithcoleman6031]

Tosh you should make a comedic sports podcast buddy boy. Good stuff

[@pdlivin]

I could listen to tosh talk football all day

[@dirtnap9641]

I gotta imagine being a cop in Miami is pretty stressful. When someone is noncompliant, you immediately have to start worrying about why. Does he have a weapon, is he going to flee.

[@Aynowayjose]

This better be a weekly pod or I'm going to talk to your manager

[@nickhoffman5421]

**Cough** Brock Purdy. Thank you for saying it

[@jesseramirezjr1385]

This is a message from the future, tell Tua to slide in a couple days

[@JSalonsky]

Should’ve waited until after the concussion

[@MrGMT1992]

Can we please do an emergency NFL pod every week. Please ?! Butttt hard knocks Is awesome. Cmmmom man

[@Frozen_Bean]

Lions win in OT baby!

[@Alsomdude2]

The excitement I get when I see a new video from tosh show is absolutely concerning but idgaf. I love me some emergency podcasts

[@kidcheeto6386]

Those sirens sounded phlemy at the end. Love these emergency pods!

[@northforkgardens8043]

I haven't cried laughing so hard since my wife told me she was pregnant.