NFT EMERGENCY LINK THE FIRE NOW | Castle Super Beast Clips

[@Virus16th]

"Your Humanity is safe in the blockchain!" is the funniest thing I've heard out of Pat's mouth since the Paige Baba Is You stream I stg.

[@thelaughingrouge]

Definitely one of the all time top 10 quotes.

[@GIZMONDO987]

"ARE YOU SURE?" "YES!" *"YOU'RE NOT SURE!"* Fucking top 5 quotes

[@Virus16th]

@@GIZMONDO987 "THERE'S JUST NO WAY, HUH? BABA CAN NOT IS YOU IS NOT WALL!?"

[@bumblorsanchez8982]

I felt my soul leave my body when that happened

[@coraline2770]

Wait I missed the Paige Baba is you stream fuck

[@NANINani-wg6df]

I love that at the 1:38 mark Pat just finished cleaning zangief then gave him a high five and a treat like he's his son. too cute

[@foo6975]

#GoodGriefZangief

[@alphax-shroom6781]

What do you mean "like" his son? He is da baby 2.

[@Sangled]

They’re definitely generated by a custom dollmaker. Someone straight up stole avatars from my non-commercial Picrew and tried to make NFTs out of them.

[@Malysitos]

Now that’s a new breed of low. I can understand using those ugly monkey templates since they were originally designed for NFTs. But using someone else’s non-commercial avatar maker? Now that’s stooping to some new lows. Also, love your art. How dare they soil your artwork!

[@chucklemaster9809]

Woah, hey, I've used your picrew! That's such a scumbag move on their part

[@notmicrowavesafe]

That sucks, your picrew's amazing; many of my friends used it for avatars on twitter. So sorry to hear you had to deal with this theft of your work like this.

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

That's awful. We can hope they'll be properly punished, "karmically" or hopefully otherwise for that, not to be hostile. And exactly, like, it's the odd thing of creating art from "pre-generated" stuff, such as custom characters to role play or just play in video games, whether for yourself or Let's Play/live streams, even taking on aliases/identities, especially online, directly from existing intellectual properties and creations or something like that which is "not quite as original," but yikes!! Passing it off as their own so dirty and disingenuous, to have literally perverted the whole good intention of the darned thing, which was to literally credit with money and sources like a copyright to the original artists??!?!? 😳🥺😡

[@cooler1303]

@@Malysitos its low as hwll but sadly nothing new for nft bros threw away tons of cases of them stealing art from the living and the dead as well cause someone em are another level of scum

[@SteelBallRun1890]

"Link the fire, your humanity is safe in the blockchain" should've been the title of the episode.

[@Byzas000]

A simple NFT with no effect. Even so, pleasant memories are crucial to survival on arduous journeys

[@NDenizen]

Trade with Snuggly The Crow and get literally nothing in return.

[@BallinBubblegum]

Wow that’s really apt actually

[@lilwyvern4]

@@NDenizen Even Snuggly ain't touching that shit, and she'll touch literal shit.

[@memehand]

@@NDenizen Trading the NFT automatically kills you. No status effect, no build-up, your character just drops dead out of what is presumably shame.

[@CaptainTitforce]

@@lilwyvern4 That ain't no pump-a rum, that ain't no pickle-pee

[@Levitz9]

I live for seeing Woolie cackling like he was during thr "Crypto Emergency" bit.

[@Makr0ss]

Tbh, I was worried he would fail an irl check and hurt his back again

[@pyropoyo]

@@Makr0ss hes like Jerma now where even laughing has a non-zero percent chance of taking him out of commission.

[@MBMEMDDD]

NFT sellers are a mix of every bad person Danny DeVito ever played.

[@tarfielarchelone2674]

Matilda's father sells NFTs

[@thunderphoenix440]

Even the Penguin?

[@cal593]

@@thunderphoenix440 ESPECIALLY the Penguin

[@AnarchicArachnid]

@@thunderphoenix440 it's better than a bleeding nose

[@hectorrodriguezgonzalez8938]

This includes but isn't limited to The Devil

[@ZanraiKid]

The IRS is like a giant Dark Souls boss. Deceptively slow, able to read movements, comes for us all, and the lore makes them a bit more understood.

[@jamesruth100]

The grab hitbox on the IRS is absolutely busted. The move tracks with perfect accuracy, has tons of active frames, and is so big that you basically can't roll through it. Thankfully, the boss is completely optional unless you're going for the crime ending.

[@effluviah7544]

Currently trying to figure out taxes and boy is it fucking hard, because there is absolutely no help for people like me with learning disabilities, so the fear of the IRS is extremely real. :( Like I'm not even trying to evade taxes or whatever, I'm trying to do this shit right but this is the exact kind of thing that my disability literally will not allow me to figure out, and asking for help is impossible because accountants hate dealing with people with disabilities because it can be a tax thing (?????) and I don't even understand the vocabulary for any of this shit, so I basically live in intense fear because I am unable to tell if I'm fucking up or not.

[@michaelolaf9968]

The Pale King was a secret Souls novelization all along

[@Sapheiorus]

@@effluviah7544 That's upsetting. I commonly used question-based online filing with tax preparation services, but those options do cost some money to save energy from having to do math. That said, the IRS will be opening up Free File in January for this tax year. If your AGI is below $72K, you can have access to free filing services from the IRS site where you do no math and just answer questions based on your relevant documents and information. To be fair, this is only for federal taxes, but it will save you money and headaches for at least that filing. Another assurance is that the IRS will generally let you know without malice if you made a tiny mistake on your forms. They will tell you what's missing or wrong with a proposed amendment of you return, give you a refund if you over-reported, and give you options for paying whatever you still owe (with some interest and a failure-to-pay penalty). It's only if you aren't reporting a significant amount of money that you owe taxes on that you could be audited and charged with tax evasion; we're talking side-businesses and a whole second jobs' worth of income, so it's not widely applicable to most people. Basically, it's fine to over-report taxes because they'll only give you back what you didn't owe. If you are a small-fry working class citizen, you probably aren't in real danger of arrest. You can rest easy, even if you make math mistakes.

[@effluviah7544]

@@Sapheiorus Thank you so, so, so much. I'm serious, that's probably the most tax related info I've ever been given that I can actually understand. Legit saving your comment for reference, I hugely appreciate your help.

[@bizzarozod]

I love how NFT operation hosts leaving suddenly with all the money is so common it has its own slang term "rugged" or "rugging". as in having the rugged pulled out from underneath you.

[@cooler1303]

Damn im amazed rtar when it happens enough un the community to where there's a slang term for it anyone would still be involved. In it like damn

[@shatnuh]

1:38 Zangief knowing the high five was coming was the best shit ever. I watched it over like four times.

[@DeadwingDork]

for some reason whenever I think of NFTs I imagine a South Park episode where Randy gets super into them and goes full cryptobro

[@neroneroren6788]

Give them a bit of time and no joke will be an episode

[@jacpas2012]

It’s all NFT’s of hemp and the joke all about how much integrity he has.

[@Trussme96]

They're probably working on that episode as we speak

[@Shadow6OO]

@@jacpas2012 Man, they really have been running that same joke for almost a decade now.

[@IlJokerTheStranj]

This will be an episode. I have no doubt about it. It's the lowest hanging fruit.

[@GELTONZ]

Anytime a thumbnail involves Woolie and Pat laughing their faces off, you know it's gonna be a good time. "NO IT'S OKAY! THE HUMANITY IS SAFE IN THE BLOCK CHAIN!" The only sad part is that there's a really cool transforming mech game using NFTs.

[@NekoUrabe]

The venn diagram being a perfect circle got me good

[@Roronoa2zoro]

And I have no idea what that's about. How do NFTs relate to the "Sigma grindset"? Apart from the fact they're both dumb.

[@Champiness]

@@Roronoa2zoro People - often living in poverty themselves - who think poverty is the direct result of insufficient Hustle Points and that anyone who can’t or won’t wait for the time-release on this hot investment scheme (divinated from a series of Elon Musk tweets by some Reddit soothsayer) to activate is suffering from a Slavery Mentality or w/e while their eagerness to be the whales in this ''''business'''' ''''model'''' unironically makes them the shirtless guy from the chad meme

[@Roronoa2zoro]

@@Champiness I'll be totally honest, I think I understand even less now than I did before.

[@Champiness]

@@Roronoa2zoro Basically just imagine one of the tragic millions of people out there with no hope of upward social mobility who spend a decent chunk of their income on casino games because the long odds are better than nothing, but there’s enough layers of obfuscation between them and the place their money goes that they actually think they’re Cool People Playing At The Secret Casino Where You Always Win and everyone else is a chump on, like, the genetic level for not being there with them tl;dr neither of us are Sigmas so we’re stuck spending our money on goods and services instead of throwing it into the Funny Zone so we can roleplay Jordan Belfort; it’s unfortunately not our place to see the light

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

@@Champiness Those people, not to be demeaning, condescending, or insulting, seriously need guidance and takeover, so they're treated kindly, kept away from creepy exploiting characters, taught and instilled better to keep from being the most gullible on the planet, upgrade, not be so intellectually challenged, finally.

[@pkerch00b1]

"Your humanity is save in the Blockchain" is a concept that has been produced

[@ngmajora6986]

"Become Easily Forgotten" Pygmy Grindset

[@RubyRoks]

Oh my god i hate this this is the best

[@nic3521]

absolutely love woolie laughing so hard at this concept he's just thought of that he can barely even communicate it

[@GnomeofWar0]

The more I keep hearing about NFTs, the more I wonder "How did we get here? How did Humanity just find this path to follow and thought it was a great idea?"

[@lordxmugen]

If theres one thing ive learned as ive gotten older, just about EVERYONE has some kind of hustle going on. Its kinda annoying.

[@Reaverbot7]

It started with people believing that group affiliation mattered more than truth.

[@NDenizen]

People sell land on the moon - land they neither own, nor have the right to sell. This is just that scam with the word "blockchain" attached to it in felt pen.

[@JulesJuno737]

I bought one Space by threw 1 million gil into the fire, just expense it to the space akisishuns dept.

[@zgSH4DOW]

Tbf Crypto sounded just as insane

[@RadikAlice]

I went "I *have* to see this" solely off the *amazing* thumbnail and title, and God did the clip itself deliver Any thumbnail with either Woolie or Pat laughing their asses off is a guaranteed good time

[@ratking1608]

"They funged my tokens, Jerry! You can't funge another man's token! That's the point - they're non-fungible!" -George Castanza

[@ratking1608]

"Oh, I'm afraid your tokens will be quite fungible by the time my screenshots arrive." -Emperor Palpatine

[@sharkodile22]

Libertarian Gwyn isn't real, he can't lock all socialist undead in the Northern Asylum. Libertarian Gwyn:

[@mika9578]

*Nito, the first of the based*

[@AnarchicArachnid]

@@mika9578 the furtive pygmy, so cringe and easily forgotten

[@The5lacker]

That "Buy a house in FF14" jab was so good.

[@MagnusPrimeZ]

the only difference between an NFT and "horse armor DLC" is that you are allowed to try and sell it too

[@The5lacker]

@@MagnusPrimeZ Also the horse armor doesn’t require the daily electricity use of a married couple to manufacture a single copy of.

[@MrTheil]

You know what's even funnier? One of the creators of NFTs, Anil Dash, has come out saying that NFTs are a scam lmao. He said it in an Atlantic article that he wrote himself. I would post the link, but KZbin doesn't like that so the article is called "NFTs Weren’t Supposed to End Like This"

[@vj7248]

Yeh the original idea would be the original file would be what you buy, but the blockchain can't actually support big files. So all you get is a 'decentralized' receipt that links to a 'centralized' third party website. Defeating the whole purpose, and still not cutting out a middleman that the blockchain would supposedly do.

[@shadowednight1600]

Sometimes good intentions lead towards the darkest of Hells

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

@@vj7248 yeah, at this point a NFT is just a receipt...

[@galesturms]

I’m glad more and more people are recognizing NFT’s for the absolute fucking scam they are.

[@aganaom1712]

Even a moron has a hard time justifying them when one of the first groups responsible for pushing the craze basically went dark after conning $2.7m out of them

[@cyberninjazero5659]

I think Karl Jobust video on collecting really pulled the curtain back on how much of a scam collecting is

[@stevelopez6957]

Before Crypto bros come in “blockchain is the future” screaming loud, I work in artist representation specifically online and media artist representation, no artist who is not a KZbinr trusts NFTs to the point some legit mandated us to make sure no NFT groups contact them, the literal group that NFTs were supposedly made to help legit hate them, the only reason peeps don’t notice is how obsessed KZbin artist are with protecting them cause I’m sorry to say KZbin artist are kinda dumbasses with money and get desperate for that big payout they may be very talented *cough* ergo *cough* but just don’t understand how to work in the field or are super difficult to work with so when NFTS come in they see this as their next big cut and throw everything at defending them to the point they sound like Shapiro with their arguments

[@DairunCates]

Literally everyone but the very small portion of the population that fell for the scam knew it was BS. It just took a while for this to get regulated.

[@EduardoFlores-bt4fo]

@@stevelopez6957 I am just, too old. Can you explain to me what does blockchain is the future mean?

[@jacobp7037]

So I wrote an opinion piece for my college paper earlier this year criticizing NFT's, particularly the environmental impact and the faulty " it will support artists" argument people used. At the time I had a feeling it was a massive fucking scam, but for the sake of not being inflammatory I stuck to what at the time was the basics. Boy do I wish I could go back in time and tell myself that yes, it is a big fat scam currently doing the fusion dance with a speculators market.

[@MrTwitchez]

Bruh, that little high five from Gief as Pat hands him his treat...

[@falloutsearies]

NFTs always sound like OC (Original Character) auctions, to me and nothing will change my mind about it

[@The5lacker]

Only more absurd and also the energy use in making them is orders of magnitude more extreme.

[@Virus16th]

Except they also destroy the planet.

[@TheOdinsLance]

they are. but with money laundering. and shittier OCs.

[@FishSkeleton-]

It's more like "I made this" meme gone out of control

[@neauxway]

@@TheOdinsLance *monkey laundering?

[@Malysitos]

NFTs are like the pendant in Dark Souls 1. Those who pick it try to find its purpose, thus never hollowing out. Except, the thing is that maybe hollowing out is a good idea.

[@lilwyvern4]

Except that even the pendant has some quantifiable value: You can give it to Snuggly for a souvenir of reprisal. Darkmoon rep!

[@ArcRay20]

i keep forgetting how big Geif has gotten. he's such a beefy boi now.

[@ashkeebs]

Pat wiping off Zangief at the beginning is amazing. What a precious and fat goopy boy.

[@kaizerdeath12]

Soul Of Crypto, Amalgamation Of The Scammed

[@JulesJuno737]

Strong

[@dbzfanofalltimes]

You know Patches would rug pull EVERYONE.

[@mika9578]

THIS IS WHAT I DO, MY FRIEND

[@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong]

And then it turns out he's using the money to renovate orphanages, but only so he can teach the now well-fed and motivated orphan kids to steal and it's like ??

[@wednesdaygeckok.7899]

Oh man, RIP Gief. Sad to see him again

[@XenfareSpades]

Straight up cliced this for the thumbnail your new guy is killin it

[@cattibingo]

The IRS *ALWAYS* gets their cut. Maybe not now, maybe not for many years, but eventually they will get their's

[@vj7248]

Thats the funny/sad part about this is that people think crypto is a 'safe' investment. Spend millions getting random crypto and NFTs now, and theyll be billions in 10 years! Even if we assume an NFT becomes billions of dollars in shitcoin... Goberment aint gonna let you cash that check into Real Life Coin once boomers figure out how to use their smartphone.

[@tarfielarchelone2674]

Quick easy cash plan guys. We all take 50 bucks each put it into a giant bowl I take out 200 and if you can convince your friends to put 50 in as well you too might be able to turn your original 50 into 200.

[@joekewl7539]

LowTierGodOfCinders: You should link the flame.. *NOW!*

[@redwidow1358]

There MUST be a way to make an N Pass Plus joke out of NFTs My own personal verified N Pass, nobody else can say it like me Edit: NON FUNGIBLE SLUR

[@wumbojet]

You get an exclusive consonant added to some part of the word

[@BigFingerRo]

No, no, the N-PT works like this: You get a nice piece of paper, it's embossed and everything, and you get a digital copy of this paper, that says you used your pass on a date and time, and whether you used the hard R too.

[@Mr.Faust3]

Rewatching that clip from the podcast this is scarily accurate woolie predicted NFTs

[@AndrewTraver]

"Give us your K R O M E R"

[@BbNaB]

We're rocketing towards Transmetropolitan, a future in which no one remembers what actual year it is.

[@Riddimensaur]

If you throw a Lloyd's Talisman at an NFT bro they fall asleep long enough for you to click save as on one of their monkey pictures.

[@Riddimensaur]

Somebody wearing the symbol of avarice promises that they'll take care of you and keep your money safe.

[@notsoy]

There's been multiple jokes about it already on Twitter, but NFTs absolutely sound like a hair-brained scam you run into in a Yakuza substory that ends in Kiryu beating the shit out of the guys who tried to hustle him.

[@JoseRS1186]

Tim Rogers' comment about Elon fans is 100 percent applicable to NFT bros and... those people are probably one and the same.

[@GIZMONDO987]

Yeah the overlap there is less a venn diagram and more a circle.

[@thespheregridisrunonchemtrails]

Man this clip is gonna be a time-capsule to somethin' in a few years lol. Or months. Or weeks who knows.

[@joebin3106]

Is this going to be Woolie next business venture after the N pass premium?

[@Virus16th]

NFT Pass

[@OmegaRedMage]

N Coin

[@just_matt214]

No, N-Pass is a physical item with a purpose at least.

[@solomon9655]

Tricking a crypto bro into buying a Dark Sign NFT is hilarious

[@ka1nzero0o86]

Big gief get big clean

[@sworddomo1951]

Fun fact, comics found out if gorillas were on the cover, they would make more money. Noone knows why.. So you can find a LOT of ape comics/characters.

[@zrswitch8434]

"Link the fire! now now now!" is just way to strong

[@Drawersama]

Woolie must have cracked super hard like now when they make his dreamed thumbnail a reality

[@totor999]

Once again, Ornstigor and Smougrishka Bogdanoff have crashed the SoulCoin market, making everyone go hollow.

[@radok86]

Was really hoping to see this posted so I could share with my friends. Thank you!

[@matthewschoen9827]

Pats scooby laugh at 5:15 is the most honest reaction I think I've seen since woolie learned there was no filter on the wow classic chat

[@NeoBoneGirl]

Nah nah nah, Kaathe is definitely a crypto head. He goes around scamming everyone, telling them "No bro, I swear that the Age of Dark and being a Dark Lord is dope and Lifedrain is cool, nothing bad is gonna happen" and then they fall into the Abyss and he just peaces out to scam the next bunch of idiots

[@JoseRS1186]

Pyro Hands Straight to the Sun!

[@AegisREDflector]

My favorite part about the whole sigma grindset thing is that by their own definition, none of these sigma/alpha/ect. believing dudes can possibly be their idea of sigma, because they claim sigmas don't care about how they're perceived.

[@tbotalpha8133]

It's always the people who care the most about how other people see them, who talk the loudest and longest about how much they don't care what other people think. Meanwhile the people who actually, genuinely don't care about other people's opinions, don't bother wasting energy on letting people know they don't care. They just ignore what other people think and move on. Or they pay no attention in the first place. It's the same with people who constantly talk about how strong and tough they are. If they were actually as strong and tough as they claim, they wouldn't need to tell anyone. It would be obvious for all to see. And the people who are actually that strong and tough, don't need to boast about it. Because they *know* how strong and tough they are. They don't need to prove it to anyone, least of all themselves. It's that Tywin Lannister quote: "Any man who has to say 'I am the king' is no true king."

[@TheOdinsLance]

Yeah, I don't think I'd give my social security number too any video game company. I'm pretty sure they all get breached every couple years.

[@Adser261]

Sorry for the ignorance but why exactly is people knowing your Social Security Number is a bad thing? I understood that the SSN is a personal identifier, which would make it similar to the DNI we have here in Peru. Which is basic public knowledge, anyone can go and check that information since the government has a webpage that allows you to to search the details by name or number. It being public is the entire point of the system, so anyone can easily verify that the one they are making a deal with is the person who they say they are. So it is a requirement to do anything, but it is not the ONLY requirement, so having others know your number is a non-issue.

[@TheOdinsLance]

@@Adser261 in the US your SSN is not public knowledge. It has a lot of weight when verifying your identity specifically because no one is supposed to know it but you (and the government). That alone can be used to do a lot in your name. Like open credit cards in your name and things of that nature. And even in situations where you need more info, the SSN is often enough to get that info through some means.

[@Adser261]

@@TheOdinsLance So how exactly is it used if only you and the government know it? Does each business has to make a special, private coordination with the government to validate this information? And why would that be enough to open a credit card? Here the DNI has a lot of information to identify the owner (name, sex, date of birth, updated photo, etc.) so it would be blatantly obvious that the person attempting to open a credit card is not the one who owns the number. A business could still go forward and do the transaction, but that would open them to terrible consequences if the one affected makes a complain or demand. It seems like a badly designed system if so much weight of it's security is based on the secrecy of something you have to share with multiple sources anyway.

[@JulesJuno737]

My exact thought, you KNOW there's gonna be a breach, I don't even trust them with my main email..... you'll get the Yahoo one and like it.. Foh..

[@TheOdinsLance]

@@Adser261 I think there might be a bit of confusion. Your SSN is just a number. You're not expected to carry it on you for daily use, you're actually just expected to memorize it. We have another card that has stuff like our date of birth, gender, physical characteristics and a photo on it. That would be safe to pull out to prove your identity on the spot since the other person would need your SSN to do anything with that info. And yes, you do have to make an account with a government service to confirm a SSN. I don't know the specifics, but it probably just gives you the info off of that person's other ID to cross reference to prove their identity in a more concrete way. Since you need to prove your own identity to the government to make this account, you can't use it for dubious purposes or the government would be able to track you down. The people you give it to are also expected to store it securely or they get in trouble if the info is leaked or abused. Also they'd be the first suspects, so it would be pretty dumb on their part to just use it to do something like open a bank account or start a credit card.

[@SoaringLettuce]

If the porn industry and furries are staying out of crypto and NFTs, then so am I.

[@MagnusPrimeZ]

like 60% of NFT´s out there are furry shit, there is no escape

[@coldfrost3]

@@MagnusPrimeZ not really the monkeys and lions look terrible no furry would buy it.

[@MagnusPrimeZ]

@@coldfrost3 there is an nft collection that is "pokemon but they are hot buff guys" , and thats just the start, if it has something to do with "art" it has furries in it, day one, 100%

[@coldfrost3]

@@MagnusPrimeZ pokemon but hot is old news and NFTs add do nothing to make it easier that a bookmark can't.

[@MagnusPrimeZ]

@@coldfrost3 nfts are like...opening a magic the gathering booster or a yugioh booster, but instead of just konami or WOTC making those, its "any idiot with a computer", i mean sure like 2% of all of them maybe are worth something but most of them are hot trash, and their value come from stuff that you have no way of knowing

[@mika9578]

Nft sellers after dipping for the tenth time: *"THIS IS WHAT I DO, MY FRIEND!"*

[@zombieplasticclock]

I was waiting for this video after this talk on the podcast. The thumbnail did NOT disappoint!

[@Shiibbae]

Wool's N(FT) Pass Premium

[@nonotorious1467]

What do you mean? Everyone wants to be a bank, they get away with everything and then get bailed out.

[@effay3204]

Got an ad for NFT Collection on this video lol

[@onimaxblade8988]

"Always Apes" Don't forget about Lions, Woolie.

[@Atrahasis7]

One thing I don't understand about crypto madness is that the definition of fiat is there for all people to see and draw conclusions about how the world engine works. The term fiat derives from the Latin word fiat, meaning "let it be done" used in the sense of an order, decree or resolution.

[@ethantaylor9613]

Marx wasn’t joking, that Capitalism sure can does decay

[@ricardomiles2957]

No maaaàn you just don't understand the freemarket freedom meritocracy. Believe me it's reaaaal

[@God_gundam36]

@@ricardomiles2957 nu uh what about the hyper loop with epic 100 gaymer lights?

[@cattibingo]

@@ricardomiles2957 calling it the free-market is cool because it makes it your fault if you get screwed over by the system. "I guess you just didn't free-market hard enough." -dude with trust fund

[@Shadest]

I have no knowledge on NFTs aside from that they're jpegs people pay money for but I always screenshot them anyway because it's funny as hell

[@Martianorbit]

NFT’s aren’t the JPEG’s, they’re a unit of data that acts as a digital certificate confirming ownership of the JPEG.

[@Shadest]

@@Martianorbit that's even dumber lol "yeah i got this link on my hard drive that says this picture is mine you aren't allowed to save it" fuck off bro lmao

[@Tekh09]

@@Shadest based mspaint ralsei dunks on crypto scams

[@tbotalpha8133]

@@Shadest It's even better/worse than that. The NFT links to a website where the JPEG is hosted. That website can disappear from the internet at any time, regardless of what happens to the blockchain. So you can end up with a receipt for a link that points to fucking nothing. WHICH HAS ALREADY HAPPENED MULTIPLE TIMES. It would be like buying the proof of ownership of the original Mona Lisa, except you don't then get to take it out of the gallery it's housed in. And then the art gallery it's housed in burns down, and the painting is destroyed. And all the art galleries in this analogy are soaked in petrol and lit by candlelight.

[@coryyoung7544]

This reminds me of when an art gallery paid someone 100k to fill a slot and he stapled 100s to canvas and framed it they sent it back to him and he took the dollars off the canvas made it blank and sent it back and they hung it for a venue.

[@Voitan]

Video game companies are not prepared to act as Banks with YOUR FINANCIAL information. Souls being a real currency is going to be ridiculous.

[@sammaelazrael6309]

That's some real monkey business.

[@GIZMONDO987]

Nftbros realizing they're after being scammed be like:

[@OldemarFIN]

Gwyn, the Lord of Crypto, forked his Lordcoin into five NFTs, which he then sold to his closest cryptobros: the Four Monkeys of New Londo and the keeper of his Humanity cold-storage notes, paleape Seath the Fiatless. Go now and mine the Lordcoins, so that the blocks may be chained in the Cryptovessel, and link them to the First Block, so that His Age of Hodl may continue...

[@unamusedrohan1666]

"And the Non-Fungible Pygmy, so easily forgotten"

[@HoChiMints2007]

wait till they introduce NFTs of PixelWoolies. Every one of them are randomly generated Woolies with different dread colors, hats, facial expressions and glasses

[@xenodweeb6425]

I checked to see if someone ported the Gwyn to SFM for totally not remotely related reasons and am highly disappointed that seemingly isn't the case.

[@hazardrider8317]

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen NFTBros realized how much they wasted on a link and not the JPEG after it’s explained to them

[@anime0dude]

man you know the furies have had this nft thing figured out for years with their "adoptions"

[@Coconut-219]

Possibly the truest thing on this podcast the entire year

[@huismands]

Man, that laugh almost rivalled the Arcana Hearts one during the Parasite Eve playthrough. If you don't know what I mean, please for the love of god, do yourself a favor and look it up.

[@Dreadwroth]

I seriously love you guys

[@garsedj]

Do you want to buy official Castle Super Beast limited edition NFTs? Leave your credit card number in the comments below!

[@cattibingo]

Game companies can never resist being part of a scam

[@joshuagrandison7219]

I literally had someone on Twitter ask how NFTs could be a con if people are making money off them. Why in the world do you think people run con jobs in the first place?

[@AnimeFun4Every1]

I have a family member who's super excited about the idea of NFT, and I consider them the most well educated person in the household. Me, a dumbass artist, who has little knowledge of business, just squinting hard at an idea of sus easy money making.

[@abarainosa]

This shit HAD ME ROLLING getting ready for work today.

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

Been on an Otaku/casual anime/VTuber streak since July, rarely checked new clips or stopped by the live streams of this podcast being made, but seeing the title and thumbnail...I knew this was gonna be quite a noteworthy, best-of-the-best highlight reel, glad I can catch it here. 🥴😌

[@jackofalltrades6129]

The only NFTs that I had any interest in in general were the vaporwave ones where it was a gif with music. I never bought them, but looking at them was fun.

[@locke2517]

It doesn't matter if a thing is ACTUALLY valuable. What matters is if people think the thing has value. Take the dollar for example. Its just paper, cloth, ink. Is it really valuable? No. Does it matter? No. thats the agreed upon unit of currency for trade so it has value. The dollar isn't even backed by gold anymore. Nfts ARE stupid. But it doesn't matter.

[@coryyoung7544]

Just look up stupid art there's some that have gone for millions and its just 1-2 lines rich people buy stupid stuff

[@ricardomiles2957]

@@coryyoung7544 I could argue that art it's not always that simple and it isn't all about the realistic looking portraits buuut I wouldn't millions even for portraits that most people would say are cool

[@coryyoung7544]

@@ricardomiles2957 no but that ends up with people wanting money for stupid stuff like 6k for a half eaten Reese's is just nuts I think a piece of toast shaped like Jesus went for 25k, the argument of the vid is people shouldn't place value in stuff that's just plain not worth it (art like Onement VI might have bin a bad choice since its artsy and "the eye of the beholder" gets thrown around alot)

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

True, but isn't the problem with NFTs that they are easily bypassed/copied? Basically to fallow that Dollar analogy, this is like money that can be counterfeited easily...

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

@@coryyoung7544 my favorite story about dumb "modern art" was an artist who was paid some crazy amount of money to make two peices, and he returned both canvases blank and labeled them "I took the money and ran"

[@tizona264]

Boy, this sure hits different after the latest SquareEnix announcement.

[@shadowrobot7708]

This is why the Dark lord ending is the good one.

[@MisterVeeg]

it's another thing for the infinite bucket of "Stuff Some Guy On The Internet Said To Buy because man you'll make so much money this time I promise" I don't understand how people keep falling for the same gag. And it's the *same* gag for all of the crypto nonsense and related items. They barely even changed the name this time except now it screws with the people that legit just want to draw monkeys for some reason! (or whichever art piece is applicable to given scam)

[@music79075]

NFTs are at best the Virtual equivalent of POGs/Milk Caps.

[@Bokkensword]

You know Sometimes these dudes just nail it

[@taigoh84]

I kid you not , i never watched a single video about NFT's and KZbin decided to put 2 NFT adds on the recomendations of this video

[@figuures6098]

Sigma (Dark)Signset

[@Dreadwroth]

Im so glad you guys arent on board with the NFT scam

[@loganwernicke7604]

You want [[HYPERLINKBLOCKED]]

[@MrKuemmelbrot]

Just posting a comment, in case some artist actually draws that fake ad/spam mail they came up with.

[@carlosfred8673]

I could watch Pat clean Zangief's face wrinkles all day.

[@Audiodump]

I will say that NFTs CAN be minted on the block chain and thus not just some shady hyperlink. But this rarely happens.

[@anenemystand5582]

At first I thought I just didn't understand nfts. My mind just refused to accept that something so stupid could possibly exist, there must have been more. But no, it's just that stupid. Jesus christ I thought bitcoin was dumb. We live in hell

[@malikoniousjoe]

And it keeps getting dumber by the year. Not sure if that’s just a consequence of getting old and realizing we have no power to prevent obvious catastrophes or if the world is actually just losing sanity overall but boy oh boy do I feel ancient at this point.

[@anenemystand5582]

@malikoniousjoe well we recently had an election in the U.S and I came to a sort of realization. However low you think people can sink You're putting to much faith in them

[@malikoniousjoe]

@@anenemystand5582 I’m all too aware unfortunately.

[@notbulger]

Got a feeling this one will blow up in the algorithm