By this point, nhl teams should implement Steve yelling “ If you’re a goaltender, tend the goal! “ live game so goalies know what their role is because apparently they don’t watch Steve’s Dang-Its
@JustJimmy-242 жыл бұрын
Just have it like a soundboard in the press box. Press the button whenever it happens
@UWE452 жыл бұрын
THAT would be hella amazing :D
@buccos23242 жыл бұрын
Even better if the arena played it each time the opposing goalkeeper failed to tend the net
@VideoFacio2 жыл бұрын
Age restricting the magic that is Steve's Dang-its? That's a dang-it, KZbin.
@neilweir-smith82282 жыл бұрын
Two things: 1) How good are DK's pads that those twigs don't break every time he stops a puck? 2) Plot twist, the goalies do watch Dang Its and are doing it on purpose now to see how much they can wind up Steve. The goalie that breaks Steve wins.
@highrofellos67212 жыл бұрын
If the Goalies are holding a competition to break Steve then the winner is David Ayres and it isn't even close. This contest ended the instant that Toronto lost.....TO A 42 YEAR OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER!!! WHO WORKS FOR THEM!!!!!
@neilweir-smith82282 жыл бұрын
@@highrofellos6721 Fair point. I'm gonna go with: that was that season's contest this is a new season so a new contest. :)
@highrofellos67212 жыл бұрын
@@neilweir-smith8228 Sure...Lets go with that. Makes as much sense as anything else the NHL does.
@DneilB0072 жыл бұрын
Allen wins that with his save tonight vs Kane. “That’s a dang-great paddle save!”
@Taubogason.402 жыл бұрын
Just wait for a Leafs goalie to not tend the goal. He will win this contest
@rixxan2 жыл бұрын
How about the fact that CBJ have had 6 goals called back for offside this season on challenges. The NHL all-time record is 7. We have more than half a season left.
@magenstaffarts2 жыл бұрын
And most of them have been in the same freakin' two week stretch, and at least ONE of them was actually NOT offiside so the officials are about as blind as ever. NHL officiating: that's a Dang It!
@mikejames46912 жыл бұрын
There's a good argument to be had that the Avalanche's biggest staff change needed is a new equipment manager.
@apalesch12 жыл бұрын
Turns out “attempted cannibalism” is something only people 18+ can enjoy.
@1911skippy2 жыл бұрын
So this week says: if you're playing the Lightning, that's a "Dang it"
@NQProductions2 жыл бұрын
"If you're a goaltender, TEND THE GOAL!!!" - Steve Dangle (too many times lmao)
@jonagrove2 жыл бұрын
The Flyer's season this year is a complete dang it.
@blakeattig54262 жыл бұрын
Again
@re-rail98852 жыл бұрын
If there was an award for biggest dang it of the year it’s the Flyers season.
@colinmahony22742 жыл бұрын
It's killing me.really didn't start off that bad
@canoozie2 жыл бұрын
Not as big of a dang-it as the Habs season.
@jamesgabriele10662 жыл бұрын
shoot me
@1337slic32 жыл бұрын
Darcy Kuemper could get such a good sponsorship deal outta this
@oliverroo592 жыл бұрын
The Flyer's implosion this year is the stuff of legend
@linkan91H2 жыл бұрын
Was it only me who found that transition funny, "No one get's bitten in this one" and then "are you hungry?" ?
@leahluostarinen2 жыл бұрын
These dang it's just never get old to watch from the NHL
@stephenhyip2 жыл бұрын
I cannot be the only one who got worried when Stave asked if we were hungry right after talking about biting.
@ChurchOfTheHolyMho2 жыл бұрын
Good thing that last video was age restricted. I'd certainly not want to think toddlers biting each other at daycare a) exists and b) is due to the NHL. 🙄
@TheJohtaja2 жыл бұрын
Carter Hart, that's not only a Dang-It, that's an OOF and a Honey, no.
@tkirchmann2 жыл бұрын
KZbin: "so gruesome it can't be shown to minors" NHL: Probably just a 2 game suspension. It's only technically attempted cannibalism. This reminds me of the picture of the dog sitting in a burning kitchen saying "this is fine".
@LighthawkTenchi2 жыл бұрын
Tampa is making a lot of teams commit dang its, and I am here for it!
@lkkjhg452 жыл бұрын
How do you type with boxing gloves on?
@LighthawkTenchi2 жыл бұрын
@@lkkjhg45 You know, it’s been a long time since somebody asked me that
@jamesmcmanus12062 жыл бұрын
I love how the Wild tried to celebrate with the ref. They knew he deserved an assist
@benjaminbergmann26072 жыл бұрын
Just imagine they had taken the puck and given it to him in the tunnel after the match :D "Buddy, congrats to your first point in the NHL!"
2 жыл бұрын
Listen to the crowd in Philly for that last clip. Booing really should be the Philadelphia goal song because that's always what you hear after a goal at their rink.
@ryanbrown79022 жыл бұрын
2:18 not only do you need to tell the Ref to get out of the way, but he wanted recognition on that assist, he was almost joining the celebration circle there with them. BAHAHAHA
@daddystamkos59002 жыл бұрын
No he didn’t just bite him he tried to eat him!
@abyssshriek76312 жыл бұрын
I feel like at this point there should be a new specific graphic or clip for goaltenders not tending the goal. It’s literally every week
@fatimahjyounes2 жыл бұрын
Time to send the bill to Brendan Lemieux detailing the loss of income from last week's video 😂
@chrisuncleahmad2 жыл бұрын
“We’ve entered a new level of ridiculous”
@mrutherford11062 жыл бұрын
Seeing Kuemper without his pad is like the first time I saw a goalie without their equipment and realized they weren't 300 pounds
@ThandrieDavis2 жыл бұрын
On that last Dangit, it's a double-dangit. Go to 9:18 and watch at 0.25 speed and you'll see that the keeper ACTUALLY ALTERED THE SHOT. It was going to miss on the short side but instead it barely makes it in!
@jackson58022 жыл бұрын
The goalie had an own goal))
@benderandownz2 жыл бұрын
The reffing of the Red Wings vs St. Louis game tonight is a dangit.
@BrettfordBolts2 жыл бұрын
The Lightning were on the opposite end of 3 dang-it’s this week. The beautiful game, hockey gods gifting them little presents for having to play without Point and Kuch
@Kbrookesy2 жыл бұрын
At this point I would love some clips of goalies who play the puck that leads to a goal
@angiebee22252 жыл бұрын
Apt description of the pet with the shaved leg. I laughed when I saw Darcy skating off without one pad. I know that goalies are quick and flexible and don't have the bulk of the average guy on the ice (with at least one notable exception), but that was better than the shrunken head goalie on the bench look.
@WAXO0002 жыл бұрын
STEVE DANGLE!!!!
@rowanreese56922 жыл бұрын
I like the shorter video. Not all the dang-its from the week need to be in the video, just the best ones.
@JIGL372 жыл бұрын
im sure we will see the coyotes goalie on this next week for his sick pass to the flyers lol
@eliotshoffner2 жыл бұрын
Watching every Lightning game this week, each one has a moment that I said, "That's gonna be a dang it."
@th4tsaxman2 жыл бұрын
Came here to say this
@MoSizzlac972 жыл бұрын
He should have just went like- “One Minute and 1 remaining” i would have just snuck that “1” in there at the end lol
@oli77602 жыл бұрын
I look forward to these videos every week. Keep up the good work Steve. 🏒
@geckoman10112 жыл бұрын
Wow, that was like a Lightning highlight reel.
@Jammer20012 жыл бұрын
That just shows how broken KZbin is. There are so many videos that deserve to be age gated way more.
@07perrydew2 жыл бұрын
"IF YOU'RE THE GOALTENDER, TEND THE GOAL!!!"
@jfragale032 жыл бұрын
When Steve started the dang it’s off by asking “are ya hungry?” I was like “YOU JUST SAID NO BITING!”
@kathrynguyton8932 жыл бұрын
3:53 H. Wade Minter: "One minute re-" [realizes there’s a minute and a second left in the period] "No…"
@Viper6312 жыл бұрын
Said it before I'll say it again. This guy sounds like Charlie Day when he starts shouting. I love it
@1979Beyond2 жыл бұрын
hahah he says no one gets bitten this time... then proceeds to ask if we are hungry hahahaha
@powwowken27602 жыл бұрын
Seriously Kuemper, Get a new equipment sponsor I'm sure Vaughn will happily let you go, you're only hurting their reputation at this point
@isaiahach2 жыл бұрын
he sounds like Steve Smith from American Dad when he turns it up to 11 lol
@sousalarson68582 жыл бұрын
One time i played the '1 minute remaining' audio at 1:59 because my brain saw the 1 on the time and went 'yup this is it'. So...at least it wasnt that bad xD
@chrisramsteck58662 жыл бұрын
I called the first Dang it. That flub? That spin move? The first word out of my mouth was "oof"
@KnightsFlame2 жыл бұрын
You guys missed it when Garnet Hathaway elbow Jakub Voracek … in front of the ref. The ref then, after clearly seeing it, moved between the two to stop them from fighting INSTEAD OF CALLING A PENALTY!
@magenstaffarts2 жыл бұрын
Another officiating dang-it right there.
@TheBronxBunnyMan2 жыл бұрын
I was watching that game, because I'm a masochist apparently, and yelled, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, CARTER?" as that play unfolded. He's fine in the crease, but it's much a gamble when he leaves it.
@thatJAWNraps2 жыл бұрын
At least they tried to include the ref in the celly for his contributions @2:18
@masokotanga73562 жыл бұрын
The Wild wanted to pile on the ref. He was like no, no I'm gone..
@ordinaryjacob322 жыл бұрын
The whole Kings vs. Canucks game was a dang-it for the Kings.
@Chimponaut2 жыл бұрын
Ref getting an assist, he even joins the celebration pileup.
@Salted_Pumpkin2 жыл бұрын
Jordan Binnington is a goalie who loves to play the puck and he's never been burned before. He's the only goalie who's immune
@richard18352 жыл бұрын
Steve's NHL Dang-Its is on the Top of the Charts. Great Video Production
@mattoiler97142 жыл бұрын
No more Christmas sugar cookies for you tonight dangle
@MattB4GD2 жыл бұрын
i knew the flyers/lightning free goal would be included in the vid :>
@grivoc2 жыл бұрын
My son over my shoulder: "he looks like a Chad". Congrats.
@Alan_M00ch2 жыл бұрын
Anyone besides me feel like Carter Hart needs to get one of those "If your a goaltender" shirts from shopsportnet?
@MV-rt4hy2 жыл бұрын
the ref even celebrated with the Wild!
@MrSpleenface2 жыл бұрын
Matthew Joseph's smile after that goal says it all
@cragan11452 жыл бұрын
Not to be too picky, but you missed Jamie Oleksiak deflecting two goals in on his own net in the same game vs. Pittsburgh. I think it was one on each goaltender, and if I recall correctly, he almost gave Jeff Carter a hat trick.
@darrenheimbuch80852 жыл бұрын
There is a Dang it, in the Chicago Blackhawks/Maple leafs game. About 3 minutes left, goal tender not tending the goal.
@lucasthompson86512 жыл бұрын
Definitely missed the cavalcade of dang-it's in the Sens v Avs from the 4th. From Stutzle bowling for a goal ie "there's no way that's not a penalty, what's taking the refs so long? Are they gonna give Timmy a penalty shot? Wait, what? It's a goal!?" , to "the goalie interference, wait, no Sens player was tripped, wait, Avs player kicked it in anyways". It was a mess of freebies from the Avs and the Sens STILL ALMOST CHOKED IT
@number41dl2 жыл бұрын
Producer Drew just didn’t want to admit that his Avs lost to the Sens. 😉
@kc96022 жыл бұрын
Saying of 2021: "IF YOU'RE A GOALTENDER,......."
@JustJimmy-242 жыл бұрын
So funny story: I went to a lot of Air Force hockey games when I was younger and two guys right in front of me right before the 1 minute mark would say "how much time's left?" And whenever a whistle was blown around the minute mark and the PA announcer couldn't say one minute the whole arena would burst out into laughter.
@Kazsorax2 жыл бұрын
At Miami RedHawks games, all the students would yell "How! Much! Time! Is! Left!" in time with the seconds leading up to it, and for a stoppage they would just keep repeating the word they stopped on until the clock started again. 😂
@JustJimmy-242 жыл бұрын
@@Kazsorax Ah the good ol days when I had time to go to college hockey games 🥲
@robby72812 жыл бұрын
alternative title: Playing Tampa is a dangit
@sandwedge2 жыл бұрын
kuemper being bitten by the injury bug AND the equipment gremlins
@christopherworks4002 жыл бұрын
Next week we need to see Sids empty nets goals, against the Caps.
@themanhands55992 жыл бұрын
2:33 they skated to the ref so he could join the celebration.
@Pens7242 жыл бұрын
Surprised that the vid of the dog dropping a deuce at center ice at the Flyers arena wasn't part of this episode.
@michaelokon1492 жыл бұрын
I was at the Carolina Hurricanes when the announcer did that.
@samscheidegger89252 жыл бұрын
Next week, do all the goals CBJ have been called back due to offsides. Happened again vs Anaheim Thursday.
@clintonwhite81262 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised it isn't in here, it is one of the most embarrassing things happening in the league right now
@gabrielcalouro31362 жыл бұрын
That first dang it sums up Pat Maroon’s career. Right place, right time, all the time.
@richardtherichard262 жыл бұрын
His career? Try his whole life. You ever seen the dudes wife? For such an ugly man he did *VERY* well 😂😂
@starpetalarts66682 жыл бұрын
"Are you hungry?" That's probably the worst Segway I've heard.
@alecwoolston29992 жыл бұрын
He was being clever. "Are you hungry? Here's a turnover." PS it's *segue
@coreyhill6812 жыл бұрын
Okay, For every arena in the NHL and every team. They should put a poster saying " IF YOU ARE A GOALTENDERS, ATEND THE GOAL" then add Steve Dangle on it. Honesty, Goalies please, stay in your net now on
@hawknelsonlover122 жыл бұрын
witnessed the carter hart dang it in real time at my first nhl game and i knew it. i saw that and i said “oh thats a dang it” cannot believe i witnessed a dang it in real life
@Torgo19692 жыл бұрын
Great rants
@massivecumshot2 жыл бұрын
Must've been a stellar week in the NHL when a ref and a goalie pad are featured as Dang-its.
@ozma69182 жыл бұрын
Not enough biting, but yeah enough eating though xD
@MikePotvin2 жыл бұрын
every Habs game is a Dang-its lol
@Gee3992 жыл бұрын
The wild tried to include the ref in the celebration huddle!
@Semi-truck2 жыл бұрын
Steve: Are you hungry? Me: I haven't gotten to eat anyone yet now have I.
@williamgroves31342 жыл бұрын
A dang it on KZbin itself.
@orange85862 жыл бұрын
watching the bolts game live, i literally said "if you're a goaltender, tend the goal" when joseph scored
@richard18352 жыл бұрын
I predicted that Carter Harts Dang-It would be Steve's #1 pick. I WAS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
@zhwright_2 жыл бұрын
Congrats on making Dangits Wade!
@caseyg15142 жыл бұрын
Cant wait to see lankinen and koskinen on next weeks dangits
@JacksLamentConfiguration2 жыл бұрын
What about the classic Damon Severson own goal…OFF HIS HELMET!
@arya_moghadam2 жыл бұрын
8:37 The Dang It you’ve been waiting for 🤣🤣
@museymonkey68072 жыл бұрын
Kinda upset that the kraken scoring on themselves 4 times against the penguins wasn't on here it was a hard time for the kraken that day
@arya_moghadam2 жыл бұрын
@@museymonkey6807 Yeah, That’s true
@roguesarewe85962 жыл бұрын
i think my favorite part about that ref to the wild assist is that he gets caught in the celly too. he’s apart of the team now!
@JohnRodriguesPhotographer2 жыл бұрын
Carter Hart had a Double Dangit! Not just giving up goal, but a shorthanded goal! On a serious note I feel bad for Philly, they historically are generally a decent team but it's like they're out there skating waiting for something bad to happen. When you're in the situations the best thing you can do is play as hard as you can and if that's not good enough then you lose the game but just don't hesitate. Play fast play hard don't take penalties.
@mathieuf.27882 жыл бұрын
Hehehe don’t bring out the doughnuts, we can bite them!!!
@soccerplayer22 Жыл бұрын
Did my voice just crack I’m an adult 😂
@Spotnick22 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling we'll see the double dang-it of Jake Allen not tending the goal giving the puck to Patrick Kane today who misses the empty net.
@asleeplessroad2 жыл бұрын
When I go see the Flyers on Tuesday, I'm gonna need a homemade TEND THE GOAL shirt.
@violetvoids70292 жыл бұрын
Bro Kuemper looks like Terry Fox lmao
@amazingkook1432 жыл бұрын
The dang it is how the Rangers laid the egg against the Avalance at home. Producer drew is happy
@esoleim2 жыл бұрын
Hoped Andreas Johnsson taking off his own helmet while squaring up with a flabbergasted Ryan Hartman would have made the cut this week.