Nice Guy STALKS DnD Player For Over A YEAR!

[@GhostBear3067]

To borrow/butcher a Tywin Lannister quote: "Any guy who must say they are a 'Nice Guy' is not truly a nice guy."

[@Jermbot15]

"This is a fantasy game!" "My fantasy is a world where I don't have to tolerate assholes."

[@dionnejinn3789]

I really love that quote of yours. It would make a nice t-shirt print...

[@thehowlinggamer5784]

DS(Dip $h*t): You made me fail my cop exam because you stressed me out! Me: And the world collectively sighs in relief.

[@vortega472]

Nothing says home like tiny tigers and house panthers. On with cute doge's with hats and cringe. First story - wow! Happy he's not a cop as well - too many bullies on the force. Second story was scary - she should get a doge for protection. Yep, definitely needed those kitties in the end. Now I'm off to cuddle my own.

[@monikasernek1177]

First story: Paladin wants to be a cop and wants slaves. Me (who watches true crime KZbinrs): *flashbacks* Oh no.

[@mqfii8992]

"Thank God nobody like Paladin Is a cop." Oh, Doge, I wish this was true...

[@mqfii8992]

@gambitodsey8606 Dude, police brutality and corruption Is a common thing In all of America. And not just the county, the continent. As I'm from South.

[@brianvance1178]

@@mqfii8992you say that like the Americas are the only continents with corrupt police

[@brianvance1178]

@gambitodsey8606all police training, no matter what country or continent, is textbook cult indoctrination. Crush the individual, establish an “us vs them” mentality, traumatize them, and mould them into the exact kind of psychopathic order follower you want them to be. Military training is the same way btw

[@Isaygoodday5]

​@@mqfii8992nah it's not much of a thing in Canada

[@pcblah]

​@@Isaygoodday5Canadians pretending that they're perfect. Then you hear about their native boarding schools and their starlight tours. Stop pretending to be angels, Canadians.

[@real-zenithas]

11:35 - Unfortunately, the story of how chopsticks began from a demand to stop using knives is pretty prevalent, it's how I was taught as a child as well. It twists Confucius' views into a demand, and respectful following into compliance.

[@FordPrefict42]

Paladin: Can't wait to become a cop, so I can legally unalive people. Me: If you want to rack up the REAL numbers, you should've studied to become a doctor!?! That was a joke. We all realize that Paladin isn't smart enough to be a cop, let alone a doctor.

[@Remoniq]

Harold Shipman is that you? I have a dark sense of humor so you made me laught out loud. Have my like, random person on the internet.

[@brennanlable]

You don't have to be smart to be a cop. in fact its actually disqualifying to have too high an IQ.

[@raymondharnack4160]

Doctor or American highschool student.

[@ablunt-headedtreesnake6094]

@@brennanlable You're not wrong but Paladin still isn't smart enough to be a cop.

[@JVisser1990]

Docters/nurses/medical people really maintain that highscore.

[@spectrelead]

Title story: Get a restraining order at YESTERDAY speed, and if you can, get a pit bull. Lovely dogs that will protect you once they've bonded

[@spectrelead]

@Gambit Odsey That would depend on the language used with the texts.

[@nekomancer47]

*Lovely dogs that will protect you from dastardly, oh so dangerous 5 year olds minding their own business once they’ve bonded

[@AmazingAutist]

​@@nekomancer47except that's not true. Pitbulls are excellent guard dogs and if you are getting a pitbull for protection you will train it. Bad dog owners that don't train their dogs leave cooped up inside of a small crate with pent-up energy that can be only be released once they finally escaped, and a child that doesn't know body language for animals and could unintentionally challenge a dog or activator prey drive is a bad combination. This happens with many dog breeds especially dobermans, rottweilers, German shepherds, and other strong breeds but the only reason it happens with pitbulls is because the people who tend to get pitbulls and not trained them properly are the ones that are using them as a status symbol, don't treat them like a dog and give them the proper training they need, or and the worst case actively train them to be aggressive. Pitbulls may have a slight tendency to be aggressive towards other dogs because of their breeding but that can be easily trained out during early socialization, especially since they were used in fighting pits against other dogs it would be bad to have your animal not being able to be handled by humans. The dog fighters don't get mauled by their animal victims, which we would see a lot more if they were Savage breeds that are aggressive to everything which they are not. All of Michael Vick's dogs were already home and successfully and had no incidents and lived peaceful lies until their natural deaths, some of which were being used in hospitals and Elderly Homes to help me therapy dogs. The only one who was in successfully rehabilitated was rosie, who died because of her injuries. They are one of them more tolerant breeds when it comes to human activities and provocation. Whenever there is a pitbull band, the number of incidents goes down, only for those incidents to climb right back up as the same people that caused those incidents with a pit bulls move on to another dog breed if they can use, abuse, or neglect for the status that the muscle of the dog provides. But it is way easier to claim that a dog is a violent and vicious simply because of loose breed definitions, instead of acknowledging the source of the problem which are the people who tend to get them irresponsibly and with malicious intent. These types of people who choose this easy and incorrect response are also the type to conveniently ignore that no dog, no matter what size, are advised to not be around small children unless they are actively supervised by a parent, and children are supposed to be taught early on what is and is not appropriate behavior when it comes to dogs as children can press the tolerance levels of dogs without proper training of both a child and the animal. The fact that some common human behaviors can and will be interpreted as challenging and instigating behaviors by animals only combines that problem. If you want to talk about a dog that is inherently dangerous and hostile to children, stay away from poodles. By the way, if you want to talk about a dog that is documented to be extremely hostile and suitable to be near children at all, keep your eyes on the poodle.

[@TheRPGNerd]

i have a stalker sorta like that, sadly. except he blocked me when i said it was good someones rapist died and now continuously calls me insane under random posts, all from accounts named after waluigi. he asked me out 3 times while knowing i was with someone.

[@roxbuchanan6357]

If player does get a restraining order, someone tell them to keep in mind that a restraining order is only as strong as the restrained party's willingness to obey said order. It's just words on paper beyond that.

[@oliviabean8264]

The sad reality is there are plenty cops out there just like paladin, it's part of what makes escaping as a victim of human trafficking so difficult.

[@vincenthernandez2242]

Even if paladin passed his written exam to be a cop, there's no way he would have passed the psychological evaluation

[@SirXer]

11:32 is all of us who listened to that. Goodness!

[@zerothehero6100]

"Thank God no one like Paladin is a cop." Yeah, that'd just be so unrealistic..."

[@l0stndamned]

First story: Glad that weirdo failed to become a cop. The DM was a bit too permissive. A paladin of vengeance would not act like that (they're basically the Punisher)

[@l0stndamned]

@Gambit Odsey That would be a paladin of conquest, not a paladin of vengeance

[@frostfyrezero1830]

First story: Yikes. Also, good thing the paladin is an idiot and failed his cop exams. Second story: Niceguy, unfortunately, is one of those assholes who will never take a hint. OP, be safe.

[@KhanjoOfEthiopia]

my favorite part about the first story is that he tells everyone to stop taking it so seriously because it's just a game, and then claims the stress from the game made him fail his exams

[@SqualidsargeStudios]

That “nice guy” really is just a sad creature.

[@ChaosCounseling]

I always love when Doge had to look something uo

[@brianvance1178]

Last story: op needs to get a restraining order, a pistol, a shotgun, and a bowie knife. The first one is to make sure Nice Guy can’t legally contact her in any way. The next three are to protect herself with should Nice Guy come at her physically, with fuck all regard for the restraining order

[@kyletucker3811]

Unfortunately that's also certainly not enough to get a restraining order.

[@brianvance1178]

@@kyletucker3811 plan B it is then: guns, knives, bludgeoning weapons, and security that makes government officials green with envy

[@4aw50fGold]

Nice Guy Hurt himself in his Confusion-

[@taciomedeiros7576]

"What is ancap?" To keep it short: do you know those guys who commit school shootings? Yup, those guys.

[@guyvizard549]

Heh. Coincidentally, I think the person from the second story should call the police.

[@heatherharrison264]

Hearing the second story only reinforces my decision to utterly reject even the slightest hint of in-game romance if I join a game. Far too many people can't separate their characters from real life, and it isn't worth the risk. I hope the "nice guy" doesn't figure out where the OP lives and transition from online harassment to in-person harassment.

[@dragowolfraven3806]

Me too.

[@angiep2229]

I've played a paladin who paid for slaves for the specific intent to free them. It was a situation where there was no way I could've accomplished it forcefully. I guess I played my paladin wrong.

[@angiep2229]

@Gambit Odsey I've probably played longer than most commenters have been alive. But thanks for the utterly contentless snark that adds absolutely nothing.

[@angiep2229]

@Gambit Odsey I was a little more irritated than I necessarily needed to be. Sorry about that. I've been playing since the nineties, starting with 2nd edition, although honestly 5e is my favorite edition. You're correct with 5e it totally depends on your deity and your oath and all that. A couple of years ago I was actually playing a pirate paladin of vengeance who worshiped both Hoar and Helm. Complicated character. Super fun. Paladins might be my favorite class. Although cleric comes close, in 5e, which is funny because I never enjoyed them in past editions. Anyway, it sounds like you're having a good time in your games. I used to get really irritated in old school games where people played the classic lawful good heroic paladin as violent a-holes. That was the reason for my original comment, which was sarcastic.

[@poesenpai6475]

Been waiting all morning xD Lets get cringy up in here!

[@DoomsdayR3sistance]

A paladin wants to own slaves... and that is permitted in their oath? easy out there DM, EASY OUT! Vengeance Paladin? "Fight the Greater Evil" and "Restitution" tenets would definitely prohibit slavery. Not taking no for an answer is a common common theme in a lot of these nice guy stories, but Anarcho-Capitalistism (apparently that is what ANCAP means)... ok, that is a good start to find out somebody is probably going to have some very twisted views. But anyway the story overall is rather simple, NiceGuys are socialpaths that lack the awareness to realise that other people have different views and beliefs; thus he can't understand why OP (or Wizard before that) don't fall immediately in love with him for being right about everything. Reality obviously being that his view points are mostly fantasy and fabrication, I wouldn't be surprised if he buys into conspiracy theories and other nutjob things. The biggest issue with the 2nd story, it's been a year and he is still chasing, it's no longer time to be considering getting a retraining order; that is definitely past time to get a restraining order already! I think a big part of it is that there is just so much bullshit out there on the Internet, from neggers, incels, mgtow, pick-up artists and others, that people susceptible to bullshit buy into a very distorted view of reality of what women are actually like. Add on to this a guy who can not tell the difference between a character and a player... you get weird shit like this, where most guys would move on because they know they fucked up, he continues to harass instead and fails to understand that the "no" was final. Very very nice guy of him. If you want to learn what women are like, try interacting with them probably, don't chase the goal of finding SO, instead make friends, accept friendship and ask for advice. With these things you can learn Empathy and treating people as individuals, not as some misguided group stereotype.

[@DoomsdayR3sistance]

@gambitodsey8606 I do, and I also know that Vengeance Paladin oath doesn't allow one to become a slave owner, two of it's tenants specifically would not allow it.

[@DoomsdayR3sistance]

@gambitodsey8606 you're either being dumb or haven't read the original post. There are TWO; yes TWO specific tenets which would not allow slavery for a vengeance Paladin. Those are Fight the Greater Evil and Restitution Fight the greater evil specifies, "Faced with a choice of fighting my sworn foes or combating a lesser evil, I choose the greater evil." Slavery and Slavers are a great evil, so that is an automatic that you HAVE to fight slavers. Restitution, "If my foes wreak ruin on the world, it is because I failed to stop them. I must help those harmed by their misdeeds." It is harder to find those harmed more by misdeeds than slaves, keeping slaves is in direct conflict with this tenet too.

[@DoomsdayR3sistance]

@gambitodsey8606 Not all orcs are inherently evil (they tend towards Choatic Evil but not all orcs are evil), even in 5E, and more so not going to be in one D&D. Saying Orcs are evil because they are orcs really isn't vengeance paladin. Vengeance Paladin is about obtaining Vengeance against evil, that means against people that perform evil acts, like Slavers, who usually are murders that perform many other cruel acts. Vengeance Paladin is specifically fighting against Evil, they might resort to a lesser evil and that is how they are lawful evil, they do not seek needlessly evil acts like slavery. That is not what Vengeance Paladin is, they only resort to Evil to slay a bigger evil, buying slaves isn't ridding the world of a greater evil, it is funding a greater evil which is in direct opposition of Restitution and Fight the Greater Evil

[@DoomsdayR3sistance]

​@gambitodsey8606 Alignment isn't the same as 3rd edition (restrictions don't exist anymore) and a specific tenet of vengeance paladin still fight the greater evil. If you were to look for example of a lawful evil vengeance paladin then Darth Vader, he believes he is fighting a greater evil than the empire, even if he is mistaken in that. Paladin's still need to live by their oaths, and vengeance does still include fighting the greater evil.

[@Laihoistheman]

An ancap who is racist? Don't ask him about the age of consent..

[@Laihoistheman]

Edit: a racist ancap who turns into a trade cath??? Color me shocked. Don't ask him about Jewish people as well...

[@dragowolfraven3806]

We all know that Paladin is not smart enough to be a cop. Also the harem thing is really cringe. The guy must have watched way too much anime.😂

[@slagarcrue85]

What a creep add him onto the list to kids. Yes mr. Slagar la la la la la lawe we work for slagar willing since we’re not afraid of him and even Jack doesn’t mind him. To bad our former boss didn’t have a good relationship with the town. Will still for some sick weird reason still miss the meanest ghost in town maybe we’ve gone mad like Sally creator,

[@irkalla100]

Red flags? More like red war banners!

[@MarquisLeary34]

With a Red oompah band in the background

[@JLupercal]

Thank the gods he failed, but people like this slip through the cracks into PDs all the godsdamned time

[@pulsefel9210]

imma give the paladin 1 bit of credit, going the way of buying the slaves you wanna free and letting them go after WOULD be both the easiest and least likely to result in you, your party, or the targets getting hurt. what he wants to do afterward....nah no saving his ass.

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

First story: I get the feeling this story isn’t set in the USA, because if it was, Paladin probably wouldn’t have failed to become a cop. Second story: OP, this is ABSOLUTELY grounds for a restraining order! Do whatever you need to do to get that maniac out of your life!

[@spectrelead]

I think you are incorrect about USA and cops. That paladin player's attitude in story 1 actually doesn't fly well at most academies, from what I've heard from LEOs I've spoken to. Also, that jackass paladin needs to shut the fuck up about 'vanillas' and learn to not expect his kink to override everyone else. It's shits like him that give the BDSM community a bad rap

[@jaysonklein6018]

Or, ya know, the first guy MAY be American, and he's just a psychotic asshole. Psychotic assholes exist EVERYWHERE.

[@theclash24]

What is endcap??

[@boogerman908]

Red eye. Not even once

[@starbird3939]

Story 1 Paladin is one of those creeps that religiously watches the new isekai anime where his harem consists of slave girls, starting with Shield Hero. Sometimes I agree with the statement: “Anime was a mistake.” Also Paladin is the kind of person that should NOT be a coo. See The Jennings 8 case for people like Paladin.

[@slagarcrue85]

Wow forget about good cop gone bad he didn’t even make it to be coming a copy. As for my self this fox is happy cleaning the conference rooms at my work.

[@gnollsuwu3861]

I think it's needless to say but I doubt he passes the screening process of getting into police academy lol Wow he even said he failed his testing lol

[@robinmohamedally7587]

Do you know how many reets become cops? He's even dumber than that? lol

[@pig.sensei]

Title story is definitely from Brazil. Cringe from my country definitely hits different 🥶

[@jade.meowspector]

ikr?!

[@Renkencen]

Sorry but what is "mcap" assuming if I am spelling it right?

[@Densoro]

AnCap, Anarcho-Capitalist. Basically, they think money should be the only law. I have to assume the 'disturbing view of relationships' was something like, 'All relationships are transactional, I seek a woman for being a Quantifiably Superior product to other women,' etc.

[@Inkubun]

Blip blop shoop dee woop

[@DisneyChar]

Side eyeing your dm for selling him cat girl slaves

[@Azriclu]

What is Ncap?

[@AmazingAutist]

18:30 get a gun. Seriously get a gun and concealed carry license. Practice how to use a gun. Some places don't allow you to have taters which is stupid and you have to use the long way of getting a gun but get a gun. Get a gun and learn how to not be afraid to use it.

[@ryanrizzo4869]

Wait, what the hell is Incap?!

[@real-zenithas]

"Ancap" - anarchist/capitalist. It's a nutshell of political view.

[@ryanrizzo4869]

@@real-zenithas Ahh, thank you. Seems like there's a name for every type of political or socioeconomic thought process these days, so I'm constantly trying to keep up to date on the slang. Lol

[@unknowfornow35]

First Story: Sounds like a troll or it just too.. on the nose. Let alone how the DM is acting like that..Ya I thinking the DM and "Cop Player" are trolls.

[@cmhsky]

Second story; what is AnCap? Could it be best described as the philosophy behind the dark web? Or is it like sovereign citizens?

[@falxblade1352]

Ancap is basically a more extreme version of what people think when they hear libertarian.

[@TheKarinne09]

Ooohhhh AnCap Like... Anti Capitalism Got it. Thank you. Was really bothering me.

[@Shepard0817]

@@TheKarinne09 it actually stands for Anarcho-Capitalist, which if I understand correctly is that they want Capitalism in a stateless society. No government, and everything is privatized. So no, not anti-capitalist, just dumb capitalism.

[@derpydood]

Anarchist with a hard-on for big business.

[@bandwagonbuzzard1617]

@@Shepard0817 If I read correctly it's the idea that capitalism with no rules at all (from safety regulations to pricing guidelines) will self-correct until it reaches some nebulous perfect state. Basically the horseshoe of communism, and always fails for ironically the same reason.

[@mark9960]

Man, wtf is wrong with nice guy. Like, dude, she's not that into you. Give up and move on.

[@keybladewizard49]

RESTRAINING ORDER. NOW. PLEASE.

[@realrealwarpet]

“Thank god no one like paladin is a cop” Ha. Yeah. Wouldnt it just be awful if that was the standard cop mentality. Even worse, if there was nothing being done to hold them accountable. And the good ones refused to do anything to stop it, because they aren’t good. Thank god we don’t live in that world, right XD

[@deltagearadvanced5140]

I mean by and large we don't. The media, on both sides, likes to hyper focus on the exceptions to the rule and nobody ever talks about good cops or the things good cops have done. Their will always be bad people in high positions, gotta do our best to root them out. But we gotta be careful demonizing and entire group so carelessly because that helps nobody and only sows distrust when we should be building trust and fixing it.

[@realrealwarpet]

@@deltagearadvanced5140 as soon as the number of people killed by cops gets lower, ill start trusting them again. Or more cops getting in trouble for doing it. Preferably both. Cops doing good is their job. Thats the bare minimum I expect. If a cop refuses to out his buddies for, say, selling the drugs the confiscate, he’s no better then them.

[@Pachitaro]

Of course there aren't cops like that! Jobs with that kind of power only attract the BEST applicants! 🤣

[@SamWeltzin]

The good cops who DO actually go after the bad ones usually wind up transferred or fired, so even those who want to right the wrongs of their institutions are punished by those institutions. It's really messed up.

[@realrealwarpet]

@@SamWeltzin and that is why the whole thing needs to be up ended and fixed

[@golgasaur]

Ancaps don’t deserve love.

[@vexxama]

I’m out of the loop, what’s this? The OP was a bit vague

[@blissfulbabybatter]

That nice guy story is the reason why we have pewpews in the US after all a restraining order is just paper.

[@deepseastonecore3017]

Good morning/ afternoon Guardian

[@jerichogarry]

Yes on the restraining order, all of the way.

[@axelwulf6220]

That thumbnail...

[@YukiKurosame]

"thank god nobody like paladin is a cop" ummmm... oof. who wants to tell him?

[@phantasmalemperor8887]

Man everytime you say 'show some Kitties' you make me do a double take.

[@CallMeKes]

On the topic of the first story, at least were I live, prison guards now require psychological evaluation. If only we could get that requirement for cops.

[@littlegiantj8761]

I am disappointed. No maows; 9/10 cat intro.

[@ByrdieFae]

Eh. An AnCap.

[@jimimcmahon4522]

Maybe we stop calling them nice guys and just call them crerps yes?

[@SnaxTheSnaxolotl]

Heyooooo

[@brennanlable]

*wants to be a cop* instant kick

[@RiveroftheWither]

I wouldn't call Ancap disturbing, it just a political philosophy that boils down to "I want the benefits of capitalism like money and property but I don't want a central government telling me what to do". I can only assume that what he wants to do with the "no central government" bit is what's disturbing and making everyone hate him.

[@etcetera1995]

... Yeah the fact that ANCAPs don't want to be held accountable to the people living around them is disturbing.

[@RiveroftheWither]

@@etcetera1995 No, it's only disturbing when someone seeks to abuse it. On paper it's no more disturbing than any other political philosophy, the problem is the people it attracts that don't entirely understand the philosophy in full and only see what can be twisted into their sick favor. This particular one is a favorite among incels and pædo's because they think it will let them get away with assaulting women and children, in reality it wouldn't.

[@robinmohamedally7587]

@@RiveroftheWither in reality, it most certainly would. It's a half-baked, self-contradictory, ill-thought out philosophy

[@robinmohamedally7587]

A specious one. The most definitive use of "specious"

[@Wolvenwargmusic]

Really the amount of these stories that throw around terms like mysonginistic (however it's spelled, don't really care) and whatnot is a bit....old. You can just as easily just call them a jerkbag, waste of space, or whatever and get the same point across. That said, these stories make me glad my group of rp buddies is nothing like this, though they have their own issues and flaws, it's nothing compared to what's read here thankfully.

[@AlbinoAxolotl1993]

If any of you are wandering, Ancaps are what libertarians see themselves as. There an overlap between between libertarians and ancaps, but ancap is all about getting that sweet money at any cost.

[@derajtheyuler7101]

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[@capndanpool]

Lucky looks like my kitty 😊