Making toilet paper moonshine

**Major correction: I wrongly and repeatedly referred to T. Reesei as being a yeast, when it is actually another type of fungus. Yeast is also a type of fungus, so my comments about reaction conditions remain true, but it is incorrect to call T. Reesei a yeast. Or to say that the cellulase came from yeast.
*Small correction: I also said that 20ml of 20% , when it was supposed to be 25ml.
For this video, I'm going to be doing exactly what the title says, and I'll be turning a roll of toilet paper into moonshine. This was something that I've been wanting to do for a while and I am really surprised how well it turned out!
Paper references:
• The Effect of Pretreatment Methods on Cellulose Structure: bit.ly/2CJbyl0
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[@ZeCactus]

"I don't really drink often" *gulps 65% ethanol with no reaction*

[@lillianstewart3721]

Ikr he did it so calmy and almost gracefully 😂

[@hiimryan2388]

Often means like once a day so he drinks once every hour

[@americanben]

Lmao

[@ZeCactus]

@Fedora Man You're thinking of methanol

[@wullapwullap6270]

On the other side... after that video we had a massive toiletpaper shortage.... coincidence? Well I don’t think so

[@rednax6926]

Kid eats toilet paper. *Toby, Age 3* *Alcoholic*

[@AntVenom]

I’m floored no one gave appreciation to this sick WKUK reference.

[@rednax6926]

@@AntVenom I am honored...

[@davidgn40]

@@AntVenom based Antvenom making toilet paper moonshine too?

[@nebu1a441]

@@AntVenom I wasnt the only one....

[@RS88888]

@AntVenom Did not expect to find you here

[@wedomusic9451]

Hey Nile, I’m a brewer/distiller by trade. I think you might have missed out on a lot of glucose when you strained off the liquid from the toilet paper base solution. In my profession we call that first wort! And it’s usually the most concentrated with sugar!

[@adamd9166]

Good call, it might be a great video for him to repeat this process using some input from brewers/distillers rather than a pure chemistry POV.

[@Xlfry]

There’s no cellulose in that liquid though. Or sugar? He hadn’t added the enzyme yet

[@PythonicIe]

@@Xlfry You mean glucose not cellulose, cellulose is the unbroken form of glucose so yes there was cellulose if he hadn't added the enzyme, which he hadn't so when he strained it he lost some cellulose and in turn lost glucose

[@RonJohn63]

Should he have neutralized the base with something like citric acid?

[@luf4rall]

@@adamd9166 Well he also tried making a cookie with only pure chemistry experience

[@adamcolbertmusic]

5:00 "I was eventually left with a nice and mushy toilet paper stew" - the first time in history such words have ever been uttered.

[@The-DuolingoBird]

True

[@DavidJeffreson-xx7kr]

I bet it isnt

[@Cynic15]

he said it after i read the comment, the prophecy came true

[@BigBoyPoi]

I came here to tag this, but you already did it. Thank you.

[@OffGridInvestor]

I'm sure septic pumpers have used that phrase before

[@earthman4222]

So this is why people are stocking up on toilet paper for the pandemic.

[@inciMoawad]

Exactly my thoughts 🤔

[@mr.stealyourgirl1779]

@@inciMoawad or they can buy a six pack of Corona

[@locutusofscifi1033]

@@mr.stealyourgirl1779 Nah, they think it will give them the corona virus.

[@dgparris03]

Earth Man you gotta get drunk even if the vendors closed

[@highkeffvega4404]

its gonna taste like shit

[@Adam-xf6sq]

Guy: **gets arrested for making illegal moonshine** Prison cell: **has toilet paper** Guy:

[@thothheartmaat2833]

do they arrest you and send you home?

[@lanejordan3142]

His name is nile

[@lanejordan3142]

Nigel*

[@kaidenbraisby6009]

I don’t think a prison cell has all the equipment tho 😂 they’d jus have to drink all the bad shit with it 😷 they could use coffee filters tho ig to separate the main toilet paper n that

[@aendra6495]

@@kaidenbraisby6009 the chemicals and excess paper adds the flavor

[@Eitbitman]

32:48 Nile is living the dream of every lab worker's intrusive thoughts: drinking something from a beaker

[@TrimeshSZ]

We used to keep the coffee in a jar marked "Fe(III) oxide" so it wouldn't get stolen. Then someone did steal it and tried to use it in a reaction, then wondered why it smelled like coffee.

[@YourAverageInsideOutSkeleton]

He might also be dying the dream very soon if he keeps this up

[@spungbopscarepans]

why not just drink the edible stuff after you’re done washing the beaker from all them chemicals

[@yumonions]

It's becoming harder and harder to resist

[@a.karley4672]

Most people who actually work in labs have some sort of "war story", frequently lethal, about drinking from beakers. Which is why we keep a set of clean 100ml beakers in the whiskey cabinet. And a Kleinstein, for giggles.

[@haros2868]

3:32 the most crucial step

[@user-ws3kp7eu7h]

The only one that will work 🙌

[@HBButler01]

“What are you in jail for man?” “Toilet paper Moonshine”

[@FlatBroke612]

Prison cred +14

[@ThomasTheFapEngine]

More like "What do you do in jail man?" "Make toilet paper moonshine, what else"

[@litpath3633]

most popular guy in jail lol

[@bluey_heeler]

Damn it I was gonna say that

[@Xeonise]

“And what do you drink there?” “Toilet paper moonshine”

[@devdecker7812]

“I specifically went for the one with the fluffy kittens on it” Science

[@0cramoi]

Am scientist can confirm

[@pan_man69]

Soft kitten equals best experiment

[@jackisjack9217]

Well of course, you see the cute kittens that the toilet paper is made of gives the moonshine a distinct flavour!

[@Arctic_and_The_F0X]

This is why I love science. On one hand, it seems serious and professional. On the other... this.

[@americanben]

*professionals have standards*

[@Axelondabeat]

Me half asleep watching Nile red "I like your funny words magic man"

[@cKoruss]

16:05 "the yeast were happily eating away the sugar" made me smile for some reason :D

[@alonsans]

Om nom nom I’m a happy yeast ^w^

[@bread_girl_jane]

oh to be a yeast cell munching on sugar and not having to worry about getting a job or owning a property

[@DeltaChairlines]

“houses and clothes are basically made of sugar” a clothed man sits in a wooden house. is he wearing a house or living in clothes? he screams for he does not know.

[@metaloopa6907]

LMAOOO

[@gallium-gonzollium]

That- yeah.....

[@nfspbarrister5681]

Rise of mad scientist...

[@meganchristensen1068]

i would think that he is wearing a house and living in clothes.

[@ryugujiken6936]

Surprise hes a sugar baby 🤣

[@newgothwhosdis]

little did this man know he had created the most valuable alcohol to date.

[@bruhmodeactive3211]

why not zoidberg?

[@rosyyae]

Oh god lmao

[@bluethumbbuttoneek9465]

Give it to ur ol pal zoiidberg

[@gia9551]

I’m screeeeeching lmfaooooooo the memes are just unreal in deez dark times

[@XxAILASxX]

Well we already made the most valuable carbonated water so naturally...

[@IGR8691]

I loved this line: "...unlike a lot of the chemistry that I often do, there was nothing toxic or dangerous in this."

[@theevbomb]

Fun fact: most laws only state that it is illegal to sell alcohol without a permit or licenses in most place it perfectly legal to make moonshine for personal use however if you make to much you can be bust for intent to sale

[@kek105]

2019: moonshine from toilet paper 2021: crystal meth from pvc plastics

[@hiimryan2388]

Cocaine from snow...

[@americanben]

Lmao what’s next marijuana from roses

[@swedishhousemfia]

top kek

[@electron8262]

2020:

[@pizzapie5226]

2020: airborne virus from bat

[@owenk00]

This video has aged like wine.

[@ihave80hp]

Haha

[@leofluth7755]

The fact it's only from 4 months ago though lol

[@pexi86]

If aged with wood, that would give atleast something to it already.

[@thku4grace]

More like aged like Thunderbird.

[@connormaloney2180]

Alcohol has a way of doing that

[@theBCEproductions]

I need someone to use the boiling of the toilet paper out of context in a cooking related meme. It really radiates "bone app the teeth" energy.

[@ezrakornfeld8436]

Bone apple tea. Lack toes and toddler ants. Hippo crip. I can’t think of any more.

[@alexelliott8185]

@@ezrakornfeld8436 do I no u

[@spikethewaterdemon4036]

@@ezrakornfeld8436 aurther write this

[@cyangaeming]

Spain get the e

[@user-ex7yq6xq9s]

e jack cue late

[@TheSerotoninMuncher]

I could imagine this being the only trace of the process in which alcohol is made that aliens manage to translate, and then they start selling toilet paper alcohol as "the rarest in the market" and usually having kittens on the label.

[@amykathleen2]

I don’t drink, but I might if it was made by aliens with kittens on the label.

[@RustyRat]

Now teach us how to make toilet paper out of alcohol, i desperately need that recipe.

[@pepealasquid6005]

RustyRat same

[@glasstuna]

@Samuel Skala instructions unclear. Splinters in my ass...

[@ethios8928]

Don’t we all but those idiots who take it don’t

[@4RKM]

Ze hando

[@HH-sv1tb]

fbi ZA HANDO

[@vampvhs]

Next video: “Making LSD from Legos and Toothpicks”

[@TheDonSapius]

I def would need that recipe.

[@Lukester1234]

Alexander Ayers okay edgelord

[@PunTimesWithNeil]

Making lsd from ergot rye 😏

[@BillAnt]

Making LSD from Lysol (aka Lysergic Acid Diethylamide) xD

[@nickhowatson4745]

here..erowid.org/archive/rhodium/chemistry/lsd-buzz.html

[@xanellsworth549]

I love it when he turns some household items into edible liquids.

[@RFC3514]

Better than drinkable solids.

[@ZeroGravityShisha]

@@RFC3514 Still some consumable edibles left over?

[@tyrantonion6660]

New Job created: Toilet paper moonshine connoisseur

[@SomeScruffian]

_get low efficiency rates_ Nilered: "I am disappointed, but I expected this." _get high efficiency rates_ Nilered: " *_somethings wrong, I can feel it_* "

[@lucyhartmann2082]

"Just a feeling I've got Like something's about to happen"

[@SusDoctor]

**squirt**

[@physicsisawesome696]

@@lucyhartmann2082 "but I don't know what"

[@mememan629]

@@physicsisawesome696 "If that means what I think it means."

[@mikey7194]

@@mememan629 were in trouble, big trouble

[@yobateas]

Someone: "I drank 5 shots" Nile: "Woah, that's like 12 toilet papers" Someone: "What?" Nile: "What?"

[@Wockes]

What?

[@fabiorenner777]

imao

[@FuseItAll]

Actually, 5 shots (50ml) of 100% pure ethanol would be 5 and a half toilet papers. And 100% ethanol is impossible with distillation because ethanol is an azeotrope so can only destill to around 95.6% ethanol. But you can use molecular sieves to dry out the ethanol and get around 100%. 12 toilet papers would almost give 11 50ml 100% shots

[@benadryl9192]

FuseItAll ok nerd

[@daniel4647]

@@FuseItAll Where I'm from we call moonshine "nine six" because if it's not 96% it's basically garbage.

[@a_dusty_book]

NileRed: Is mostly serious and educational Also NileRed: 3:28

[@SoftJellauw]

dont get it

[@shreyaspamaraju262]

@@SoftJellauw "i chose the one with the fluffy kittens on it

[@antarbenson9328]

Seriously, though? Considering the overhead and overall production costs. At higher volumes this could be probably the best version of alcohol ever. It'd mostly be like the best cheapest dorm room mixer ever.

[@nicupetricas9718]

Dorm kids mixing drain cleaner and shit in their rooms? Sound about right

[@antarbenson9328]

@@nicupetricas9718 I'm sure they don't just have that laying around, but if they knew that's more or less all it took to turn something like toilet paper to booze...honestly the only thing I can see being an issue is the time it takes to make.

[@Ausstein]

just skipping the toiletpaper step and starting with sugar dissolved in water (which is much cheaper), this is actually quite common.

[@antarbenson9328]

@@Ausstein Honey as well, actually.

[@Ausstein]

@@antarbenson9328 haha true

[@kiwi7450]

“Bartender, your finest glass of charmin please!”

[@nickmorgan7375]

How does this have this many comments but no replies?

[@TheSucram729]

@@nickmorgan7375 did u mean likes?

[@markuspl4y]

@@nickmorgan7375 had a stroke

[@thatbiachecalledLoue]

r/ihadanstroke

[@crystalmckinney3151]

I prefer Scott 🤣

[@toydotgame]

Everyone here should note that this process only works if you use the toilet paper with the fluffy kittens on it. Any other toilet paper brand will not work.

[@ryanr27]

The fluffy kitten gods allow you to do this

[@user-tf9hk4tq7v]

The secret is in the kittens...

[@rocketman8808]

@@ryanr27 well that and the Charmin bears will kill you in a drive by shooting if you use their brand.

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

@@rocketman8808 Charmin doesn't fuck around with what you use their toilet paper for.

[@tabsforever5692]

Will replacing the toilet paper with a fluffy kitten work

[@ilovetrentreznor]

I love how he could’ve picked any toilet paper but chose the brand with the fluffy kittens

[@soltgergelyhorvath6236]

As a Hungarian, I'm proud of that 64% alcohol percentage.

[@complexunity4533]

“I found putting the lid on stopped water spilling out” IQ 2,000,000

[@CaTastrophy427]

I found putting the lid on my pot of pasta didn't stop water from boiling over... IQ 0?

[@oreubens]

@@CaTastrophy427 Darn, beat me to it :-D Putting a lid on may prevent splashing, but it promotes foaming which can then escape from under the lid. So it really depends if you have a fluid that splashes more, or foams more .

[@monad_tcp]

cooking is hard, is a literal chemist

[@theinternetstolemysoulbuti2740]

@@oreubens He should have pressure cooked it, but he put a lid on a pot like a scrub.

[@suprememasteroftheuniverse]

Maybe mental retardation is common in Canada.

[@HarrisonScottHisoandso]

"The first batch was 98% water" So you made Bud light?

[@buffaloc20]

Harrison Scott so you made every beer ever

[@Salniish]

@@buffaloc20 wtf is 2% beer

[@buffaloc20]

Miks Salna every beer “beer is 2% to 5% alcohol by mass and is usually 2% alcohol)

[@Salniish]

Chahn20 ive yet to drink a beer thats 2%.

[@toddotto8209]

@@buffaloc20 maybe mass-produced non-craft beer

[@rickrussell579]

Nile needs to be my neighbor for when the apocalypse comes. Ill pew pew people while he brews my Shine! Perfect harmony

[@strategystuff5080]

"I went for the one with the fluffy kittens on it" I think that marketing person has never been more vindicated in his life x)

[@gutsu2345]

“Making toilet paper moonshine” Prison inmates: *heavy breathing*

[@gabrielj.rivera4668]

@Honudes Gai ok boomer

[@Metallicamilo311]

@Honudes Gai how would they distill it?

[@davek12]

I love it, but I doubt it's viable there.

[@Sub5_77]

@@Metallicamilo311 Pants

[@sjk7467]

Gabriel J. Rivera how is this an ok boomer moment?

[@IAmAVeryFatMan]

NileRed back in November: "Here's me making moonshine out of toilet paper." NileRed mid-April: "Here's me making toilet paper out of moonshine."

[@darko7432]

alchemy 100

[@SCP-Dr_Bright]

equivalent exchange

[@dhilansunandabong7822]

@CHOW Siu Hei Kendrick Ja cursed

[@dry5778]

Wait aren’t chemical reactions always reversible in some way?

[@dhilansunandabong7822]

@@dry5778 there are reversible reactions, but not all are reversible

[@MikePuorro]

Wood alcohol is THE alcohol most responsible for blindness. My grandfather had a picture from WWII of a marine who died from it.

[@nightlight0x07cc]

Yes and wood alcohol is the common name for methanol, which he removed with the foreshot. The ethanol he kept was not "wood alcohol", but it was alcohol made from wood.

[@p-196]

Every time I see a fluffy cat, i want to cuddle it

[@user-rb5rn2pp1q]

Ya cats are CUTE :3

[@philosophicalinquirer312]

Chubbyemu: A man drank toilet paper moonshine, this is what happened to his liver when he entered the ER.

[@ThePhysicalReaction]

It didn't look like he separated the methanol from the ethanol.

[@cheery-hex]

ha I literally watched a chubbymenu vid right before this!

[@SnackGodd]

I love that KZbin channel but it has now made me scared to leave my house

[@cr8833]

I literally watched a Chubbyemu vid and then watched this. How did you know?! :D

NR is a 28 year old male presenting to the emergency room with body pain, nausea and blurred vision. He tells the admitting nurse he had spent a good portion of his life making moonshine out of toilet paper. ... and he's brought to the emergency room, where we are now. After a quick blood test, doctors identify hypolatrinariamia. Hypo - meaning high, latrinariam - meaning toiletpaper and emia - meaning presence in blood. High toilet paper presence in blood.

[@FinlandForceTeam]

Hey! Lets make moonshine out of toiletpaper. First ingredient: *DRAIN CLEANER*

[@mironbashelutskov5116]

draaaain gaaaang

[@patrickenos7206]

miron keller draaaain gaaang

[@PhillipTimothy]

@@patrickenos7206 draaaain gaaaang

[@tylerjames1716]

@@PhillipTimothy draaaain gaaaang

[@ohnoitsbart6387]

Generic

[@valemarr]

Im taking biochemistry this semester and I got exited when I heard Nile say about the buffer solution 🤓 I was like omg something I actually know and can be happy that I learned it ⭐️⭐️⭐️ 10:35

[@sillygoof2473]

he says "to do this" the same way every time and i have recently been watching a LOT of nilered videos its gotten to the point where i can predict when its going to happen and also hear it in my head

[@GhettoWorms]

Prison just got a lot more exciting

[@kateshungi8945]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iKnYdqmHosmKr68

[@blueflames6961]

Where are you gonna get the cellulase though?

[@Zi7ar21]

Allan Next Video: Making Cellulase with leftover lunch

[@johncenaplayingstarcraft9580]

@Tricky secret compartment ;)

[@HMan2828]

Dude a good roll of toilet paper is way more valuable than a glass of toilet moonshine in prison lol

[@KnuckleHunkybuck]

In late 2019, he showed us how to convert early 2020 currency into mid 2021 currency.

[@tao8150]

underrated

[@KnuckleHunkybuck]

@@tao8150 Haha, I forgot I made this comment. Jesus, I hope I'm not right.

[@WarpWo]

KnuckleHunkybuck I’m just waiting for us to go back into lockdown because it seems very very likely

[@KnuckleHunkybuck]

@@WarpWo Super-strict emergency lockdown as of 30 Oct. Miracle Coronavirus cure discovered on 4 Nov.

[@derealized797]

@@KnuckleHunkybuck after mail in voting is rejected

[@jasonhumphries9434]

You really are today’s version of a “mad professor!” But I love your videos & I’ve subscribed to see more. Great job Nile. Looking forward to seeing more. 👍🇬🇧🇺🇸

[@Crayoncrewtin]

12:14 What he sees: 👍 What I see: OH HO HO HO HO HO HO

[@facenameple4604]

NileRed: I don't like alcohol. Also NileRed: *drinks 64% alcohol without even flinching*

[@JC-gu5cf]

"doesn't taste very bad 🧐"

[@Noshbergh]

@@JC-gu5cfhe isn't refering to the taste but the burning sensation caused by the high concentration of alcohol...

[@nahnope8581]

thats less than 40 proof so meh

[@mckennaConfig]

@@nahnope8581 65% alcohol is 130 proof

[@fartmaster716]

Thats not hard coming from a 14 yearold

[@Most_Unclean]

Her: im a cheap drunk Me: how cheap Her: hmmm, you got any Charmin

[@d3lm119]

That even more expensive

[@johnathanhart2999]

You made my day with that thanks!

[@BillAnt]

Forget the Charmin, just go with used toilet paper, to get that extra special aroma in the alcohol. That Canadian sh*t tastes the best! lol

[@junkyyard2273]

@@BillAnt Holy shit

[@TheDougwoods]

@@junkyyard2273 that's the drink's name 😂🤣

[@StupidName]

Instructions unclear. I drank the drain cleaner and died.

[@goddessoflesbians1153]

Me when I saw this: "IM LEAVING TOILET PAPER IN VDOKA VODKA FOR A WEEK, OR, UNTIL SOMETHING INTREASTING HAPPENS"

[@Theliteralpurpleguy]

there is no bone apple teeth ;(

[@TheRealBoeJiden]

Nilered: I don’t really drink alcohol, nor do I like the taste *downs a shot of moonshine with a straight face*

[@americanben]

Lmao

[@americanben]

11th like

[@ADBBuild]

He's a chemist. He's used to drinking all kinds of chemicals, methanol being one of the more pleasant ones.

[@anonanon3066]

@@ADBBuild you really, really shouldn't drink methanol

[@Myuutsuu85]

@@anonanon3066 amen to that.

[@lisa47309]

"It's important to have safe, food grade enzymes" he said before adding DRAIN CLEANER

[@jackemmakem]

What? You don't drink drain cleaner?

[@shallen2008]

This should get more likes!!!!

[@jamesinman9262]

jackllynbup Meanwhile Neo in the Matrix drinking oil.

[@simonjester4133]

lol, hence the wash...

[@imagineaworld]

Drain cleaner is not an enzyme xD Its a really strong base Lye, to be exact. I get what youre saying but the context isnt there x)

[@kabooki22]

My favorite part of NileRed videos is when he handles harmful chemicals with his bare arms out, all while bits of those chemicals get everywhere

[@isc8900]

"i specifically went with the one with fluffy kittens on it" This man's priorities are godly

[@johnhansen6009]

And your spelling is atrocious

[@isc8900]

@@johnhansen6009 ew, since when do people mock someone over spelling and typos?

[@johnhansen6009]

@@isc8900 it's KZbin. Get over it.

[@johnhansen6009]

@@isc8900 how am I being a bigot by correcting your spelling? Like are you serious homie?

[@RandomHandle837]

@@johnhansen6009 bro he misspelled one word

[@natepasion4597]

“Hey, this beer tastes like actual crap."

[@meezwy9652]

dude idk why i find this so hilarious, it's 4 am here and i'm sitting in front of my pc laughing to myself about this comment :D thanks for this absolute unit of a comment haha

[@americanben]

Lmao free like from me

[@alishawingert9339]

Haha haaaaaahaa hahaha that's awesome man funny STUFF !

[@helionzerx817]

@@meezwy9652 XD Ur so happy and positive :D

[@justsomeafrican5035]

How do they know what crap taste like

[@Wadethewallaby2001]

Note for people with disposable wipes do not put them in the toilet. It will cause lots of problems at the treatment plant. Even if it says disposable. Throw it in the trash or waste area.

[@FernandoTrevino53]

Thank you for giving us one of the best videos on the internet.

[@fashionkiller11]

"Did you buy the booze for the party ? " "Yea, about that, here are 10 bags of toilet paper, have fun"

[@jerrysstories711]

I would attend the shit out of that party.

[@b1ff]

“Nah, I had a backup plan for the booze. See ya when that TP is as good as Everclear!”

[@bluesap7318]

Gunna clean my arse by shoving it up my arse.

[@KilgoreTroutAsf]

... in 4 days

[@ibnyahud]

what's cool is you can save a couple rolls for the cleanup after...

[@klemo2529]

now I understand why paper is made of sugar cane in minecraft

[@zweiblali3410]

I guess the paper in Minecraft is based on papyrus which is an early form of paper, made out of the papyrus plant. The closest equivalent of this plant in Minecraft would be the sugar cane.

[@FaZekiller-qe3uf]

@@zweiblali3410 It was a joke

[@tavanozinedinyazidabdul7471]

@@FaZekiller-qe3uf and?

[@jeebuz6627]

FaZekiller4507 and...?

[@raykarpp]

Ohhhh

[@AndrewDarko923]

This guy would be the Walter White of the 1930s

[@cortinastone]

Lol, prohibition reference

[@weeaboojones3850]

Would love to see this done again but with an thematically appropriate book

[@freeyost-moore4747]

Guy:" I wonder what the smart kid is doing right now? Probably in NASA." Smart kid:

[@wendigothebot.272]

not funny

[@reckless5838]

@@wendigothebot.272 I agree, but u didnt have to tell him that...

[@Gogglesofkrome]

Ironically he might actually have more of a resume to work with through random youtube experiments (if this channel is anything to go by) than he would if he were to go work for NASA, thanks to NDA's and all those various things. On top of that, it shows that he is flexible in his abilities, which im sure is something that is seen as potentially useful.

[@thepengu1no227]

@@Gogglesofkrome That is actually a very good point. . .

[@cantsneedgaming4591]

Lmao the smart kid just making some toilet paper moonshine boys

[@TheFuckingsonic]

when you’re a chemistry major in college and don’t have money to buy booze

[@HueghMungus]

To be honest this all looks cheaper to make (if you have already the equipment/plan to make a whole bunch) than to buy.

[@waywardwretch4221]

Fireball is $20 for a gallon... this cost him over $80 to make.

[@sophieirisviel4100]

Wayward Wretch yes but that 80$ was to set up everything as well as the cellulase, which would be cheaper after a time as they would know what they need and how to make it effectively.

[@masonnasty3293]

@@waywardwretch4221 $20 gets me 1 liter in Florida

[@haydenchristensen9278]

PEPA KXRTIC so you buy $80 of cellulase

[@IBRAH808]

This channel became my favorite lately

[@sune1758]

I love the fact many of the steps when there was TP looked lovely and the tp squishing asmr, sleeping to that

[@pyrageisold]

the fact the fluffy kittens is on the toilet paper packaging is the most important part of this

[@MikkoRantalainen]

Turning kittens into moonshine...

[@hatorihanso1238]

🤣😂🇳🇴🤣❤️👍😀🤣😂🙏 my exact tough.

[@stopaskingformynamegooglef119]

Kitten paper moonshine $99.00 per bottle

[@Epicgamer-fu5su]

@@MikkoRantalainen r/crusedcomments

[@Jempai]

Idk that implies the kittens are for wiping your ass

[@fancyslime6359]

NIleRed: so basically your house is somewhat made out of sugar Hansel and Grettle: *heavy sweating*

[@theboybryce]

*gretel

[@calvinsbrennholzverleih3588]

hänsel und gretel

[@Geck-nb5yh]

Hochgesprengt Ja, mein Gott

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

@@calvinsbrennholzverleih3588 Hans og Grete. Jeps.

[@calvinsbrennholzverleih3588]

@@Geck-nb5yh du kannst mich ruhig Hochgesprengt nennen

[@flameshard8748]

i am 90% sure watching anything from this channel puts you on a list

[@blugamers8891]

This looks incredibly simple and I might try this at home

[@veryInteresting_]

"Our houses are basically made out of sugar" *Hansel and Gretel want to know your location*

[@ARealPain]

Ok

[@epicbeetrootmaster1235]

Alex G wants to know your location

[@MakBlank]

That's actually really funny

[@1retos]

Hänsel

[@danielsplace8198]

Bruh this is underrated

[@whoeveneatsbreakfast]

the Soviet Union shredding their secret documents

[@ampoulgon8716]

Drink your secrets!

[@yusufabdulhakamnafis8072]

They would've make vodka

[@ev3rything533]

sEkRit dOKumEntS

[@Tunkkis]

@@yusufabdulhakamnafis8072 Moonshine is just homemade votka.

[@cuppajoe2]

Yes

[@urm0m296]

bro has taught me more than ever teacher will

[@loopgodjohansen]

Go back to school champ.

[@theoryarchon7214]

“I was surprised at how fine and fluffy it was” Yeah, that was probably cus you went with the fluffy kitten brand

[@gemista]

We all know that the fluffy kittens made this whole thing possible.

[@nunyabisnass1141]

Gemista i wonder how many kittens are used to make one toilet paper roll?

[@parishna4882]

@@nunyabisnass1141 Ignore that, just ferment the kittens.

[@HammyJamPants]

Buy our brand of toilet paper! It's like wiping your ass with a cute kitten!

[@MelTheHal]

@@HammyJamPants now I just imagined it in my head

[@charstringetje]

Most of the heads are fluffy kitten byproducts

[@jochenau9164]

Sweet...woody...sensual. Introducing NileRed's new fragrance for men: "Eau de Toilette"

[@crazycodplayer11]

Eau de toilette papier

[@parishna4882]

@@crazycodplayer11 I'll just genetically modify my stomach to be more like that of a cows, and my large and small intestines to be fermentation chambers. That way I can just eat the toilet paper in the morning and be pissed by time I get home!

[@MelTheHal]

@@parishna4882 uhhh ok

[@charstringetje]

@@parishna4882 Maybe a fecal transplant into your own gut, to change your gut biome, could be an easy start.

[@parishna4882]

@@MelTheHal Don't tell me you've never thought of it too, even if it is just to save time in the morning!!! Oo

[@pretzl9587]

Really cool to watch, amazing how well that worked!

[@stainstainstainog]

It's a shame that prisoners don't have youtube

[@sauce_aux]

They do

[@SpicyButterflyWings]

"Went with the toilet paper with the fluffy kittens on it" As would any man of culture and science would do

[@FunnyMemes-dr3se]

Why does scientists like cats so much?

[@coryobrien8154]

Now thats what i call "pussy liqour"

[@OdinzEinherjar]

Thats for PUSSIES, use Andrew, with the dogs on it, makes the hairs on your back stand up.

[@tashachan5418]

Nile is probably most chaotic neutral person on this site like oml

[@Qiyunwu]

the only person I would describe as chaotic neutral so far

[@cyanidenightshade]

@@Qiyunwu what about Cody?

[@evan64915]

What about the guy with the mustache and nail polish at Polygon

[@polyaddict]

@@cyanidenightshade chaotic evil maybe

[@eloisanzara237]

And my friends call me chaotic neutral. I should introduce them to Nile.

[@nathanielkhoo3460]

Me: its toilet paper Also Me: *forbidden porridge*

[@davidkamaunu7887]

Sweet demo!

[@Ricardo5911jakakak]

Breaking news: man turns butt napkings into anger juice

[@Tsop2018]

XD

[@eyekantbeme]

napkins

[@tebow2172]

This is great

[@nieemdunning5544]

I’m wondering how u no have 1M likes

[@prod0cfanficwriter385]

xD

[@Overweight_Lizard]

From the man who gave us carbonated diamond water and uranium glass, now presents to you toilet paper moonshine

[@usernotseen4911]

and glove soda

[@love2fight205]

@@usernotseen4911 And clear wood, and metal crystals from pepto bismol.

[@love2fight205]

@@usernotseen4911 Oh and the guy that turned his own urine into a sweetener, I almost forgot about that. 🤢

[@Am_Cookie2436]

Yep, it sounds absurd... *But it's all true.*

[@adissiusly]

We'll add the diamond water to the moonshine and drink it by the uranium glass

[@pittiebaby]

"i specifically went for the one with the fluffy kittens on it" - Nile red ♥️😂

[@yayezoh]

This man could make the most insane bong rig

[@Diego-wi8rc]

Imagine how confused the workers are when Nile buys a bottle of drain cleaner every week

[@QueenofSilence101]

Employees of the stores he frequents probably know that he's a chemist.

[@vegeta_-lhz_9888]

Drain gangggg 🥴

[@toastom]

And a bunch of toilet paper

[@wake-archus]

that or they think he's a plumber.

[@erkman4900]

"thats guy probably takes HUUUGE dumps😳😳"

[@Zirkalaritz]

I'm telling my grandchildren this is the reason we had a worldwide TP shortage in 2020.

[@siledits8488]

Lmao

[@juliusnepos6013]

Lol

[@arnoldhau1]

Yes now it all makes sense.

[@thatbiachecalledLoue]

lol chain lol

[@4shotpastas]

Idk why, but I like the way Nile says "batch"

[@googli300]

11:39 forbidden popcorn juice

[@sergiotapia4817]

This guy definitely knows how to cook crack

[@jigsaucemusic]

“i turned my shoes into street grade crack cocaine (with test)”

[@americanben]

Lmao

[@mikeseabrooks7978]

My dad knew a kid in college who spent an insane amount of extra time in the chemistry lab. He was currently working on his chemistry degree. He was making his own speed.

[@alishawingert9339]

Maybe I don't know

[@user-ph8on1zk6b]

@@mikeseabrooks7978 that's mah boi))

[@uaa2800]

I never in my life would’ve thought that id be watching a man boil some toilet paper

[@elevenfortythree4769]

And here we are watching at full attention

[@chrissachith]

well, life is but a dream

[@christopherhelms7290]

The liquor store was closed.

[@ASofterDayHere]

I knew from a young age

[@TheScrumbobulous]

At the start when he first put in the toilet paper and started playing with it with his hands I immediately thought about going into the bathroom after my sister

[@stlong8903]

My man going to be doing numbers in the apocalypse

[@dominikbausenweinhobbychan2910]

19:15 You simply need some drop of "anti foaming" , "foam monsters" are a typical problem on "small scale destilation". Something I would always expect if I boil a solution riche on proteins. :P You don't need a magntic fish, just some boil-stone if you like. Best regards from Germany =)

[@DaveMasters1121]

Damn, so here's an explanation as to why everyone's stockpiling toilet paper before lockdowns

[@insanosens5166]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who got the same idea. LOL

[@10-AMPM-01]

why wipe with it, if it's worth more as contraband? That's why they stink. They have an incentive to do it. And, the officers know it. It get's them used to it, so their values adjust to think TP shouldn't be wasted on bums... Even when they're out...

[@Carlos-ze4tm]

LOLLL

[@STAxTartaglia]

russians be like

[@martinrivera4850]

I can't find any flaws in your logic

[@goochmaster]

Honey what are you cooking? “Oh i’m cooking toilet paper with drain cleaner”.

[@griffinshorts785]

The Meme Man mkay Save me some

[@Vollification]

**getting dragged away in a straitjacket** "But its for science!"

[@itsrobb1]

Understandable. Have a great day.

[@verybuffman]

What's your favorite drink? Toilet paper alcohol

[@BobofWOGGLE]

It's 4 in the morning, why on earth are you cooking toilet paper with drain cleaner?

[@MayWeapons]

Only if Heisenberg was alive after the Breaking Bad series... I can totally imagine him making this in his cell. "Jessie! We need to brew, Jessie!!"

[@daltonanderson929]

Next project: Making Crystal Meth from over the counter medicine

[@Kholaslittlespot1]

Been done ;)

[@webbit1518]

They already do that bro...LOL

[@fishfire_2999]

A piece of history.

[@gregguthrie5654]

Lol shake and bake method while in walmart bathroom the go to place that has everything you need

[@fishfire_2999]

@@gregguthrie5654 What ? They dont cary sudafed anymore .

[@urmomgay]

"But I specifically went with the one with the fluffy kittens on it." *Professionals... have standards.*

[@Ed-zc5yt]

Lol

[@ewanb1086]

Be polite

[@wolfthegreat87]

Be efficient

[@nofrbls3640]

And have a plan to kill everyone you meet

[@El-Burrito]

Have a plan to turn every toilet paper you meet into alcohol