I have ZERO sense of direction | Stand Up Comedy by Nishant Suri

[@NishantSuri11]

SHOW IN THANE 19 DEC. Buy tickets here: insider.in/under-construction-dec19-2019/event

[@reenapurohit9881]

Bhai Udaipur Rajasthan aao yaha PE Aap ke bahut fans hai

[@yogindersaini4460]

Why don't you say your dad that You are advising me to go from DND experssway then what are you doing at Sarita Vihar road??🤔🤔🤣😂😝

[@harwindersingh1478]

Your comedy is dark but funny

[@kushagra5516]

Bhai udaipur aao na please

[@abhisheksinghchauhan6342]

Bro some time your face like mr. Ben and its amazing

[@saharshhpathe]

Biswa once said “Standup comedian is not a person saying funny things. It is a person who is funny and just saying things” Nishant Suri is that person who is absolutely funny and just saying normal things.

[@TheRahulDua]

Suri iski baat mat sunio. Isne ek dialogue seekh liya hai, ye har jagah same chaep deta hai. Meri teeno videos k neeche isne same chaep rakha hai. Wahan mera naam likhke. Iska koi deen-imaan nahi hai

[@saharshhpathe]

Rahul Dua mera imaan sirf Comedy aur ache videos aur thode likes hai sir. Gareeb aadmi ko thoda khush hone do. 🐒

[@gurkiratsinghanand5838]

@@TheRahulDua I was just gonna reply that on his comment . He's tryna get some like over his comment , @saharsh , Tu Mera hi Bhai hai, likes aur attention paane ke liye Kuch bhi karega mere Jaise !!! 😂😂😂

[@saharshhpathe]

Gurkirat singh Anand bhai bhai bhai bhai 😂

[@gurkiratsinghanand5838]

@@saharshhpathe nice try , but Rahul dua ne tumhari yeh trick pakad li

[@vishakhawadhawan2963]

I am happy to know that I am not the only directionally challenged person in this world

[@VarunWadhwa.]

Congo bro😂😂

[@thelosttomato4020]

I feel you bro

[@manyaajoshi4023]

Don't tell me u are that uber driver Ramesh 😂😂😂

[@firstnamecomesfirst]

Congrats 👏👏👏

[@Sakshi-gr6eo]

Me too😂

[@SamayRainaOfficial]

Acha hua season 2 mai nahi aaye warna woh bhi jeet jaatey.

[@yashmaheshwari1833]

Hahahhaa

[@gurkiratsinghanand5838]

@samay exactly !!

[@nikitabansal9747]

Hi Samayyyyyyyyyyyy ❤️

[@genuinetakes]

Abbe asli wala samay nahi hai ya, Varna iska Naam realsamayraina hota

[@DipanDey]

This comment has a separate fan base... Want to see both of you perform together someday.. somewhere

[@Bodylotion390]

"Kidney se U-turn" reminded me that I came on YT to study for my tomorrow's science exam. Thank you. ( Hn hn bc puri video dekhne ke bad jaugi)

[@suyashdubey845]

😂you are also direction challenged , came to study on yt but forgot the direction

[@dhirenpahlani8545]

And bc comment bhi kar ke he jaungi 😂

[@00seven77]

😂😂😂

[@VarunWadhwa.]

@@suyashdubey845 lol

[@aditikule2482]

😅😂😅😂 I hope you passed that test😂😅

[@NishantSuri11]

Thanks for watching doston. If you're also directionally challenged like me, you were probably searching for someone else's video and landed here accidentally. But now that you're here,and you liked the video, you can follow me on instagram.com/nishantsuri11 If you didn't like the video, fir bhi follow Kar Lena, taaki personally Mujhe DM karke gaali de sako. Chalo ok bye love you (platonically).

[@iamtheone275]

Going to follow u

[@Tendo_27]

I have the same problem bro... Don't have a vehicle yet... But... Lol quite worried on how will I manage this problem of mine.. Also the stand up was really funny enjoyed it alot...❤️🤘🤘

[@abhinaysaxena4528]

And that was good please make more videos and I would love to be in your show great work dost🥰

[@HUMDARD]

Halka sa logic b daalna chahiye tha bhai,😂 reproductive aur digestive system ka koi connection nhi hota

[@brokencompass6156]

Same problem .... But not of your magnitude 😆😆

[@randomchikibumofficial]

"Ye baat karo ek second" ... Hahahha bahut funny 😊

[@kaustubhchakrabarti2400]

Biggest fan Random Chikibum 😊

[@Torquetales_in]

Don’t tell me your girlfriend’s name was “Disha” 😂

[@dheerajmishra780]

😂😂

[@pankajkandwal3699]

Disha Patani ho skta he sayad 😂😂😂😂😂

[@vanibh93]

@@pankajkandwal3699 bhai! Underrated comment !

[@pankajkandwal3699]

@@vanibh93 really 🤔🤔🤔🤔🔥🔥

[@dheerajmishra780]

@@pankajkandwal3699 yes because usko **disha pata nahi**

[@aaliyamuhammedselman8745]

Y'all I have seen many standups, and this guy is just effortlessly funny. Nishant Suri, where were you all this while?!?!! He deserves more views I swear.

[@rahatulfaiyaz3157]

This guy made me so laugh that tears couldn't find their way out and came when I failed in the exam🤣🤣

[@Maddy-ht8pg]

All directionally challenged people hit like !

[@cjmech9156]

They could not find your comment

[@nehaaafreen4954]

Mee too big time.

[@mohdmujtaba2885]

Yeah

[@sumitjainkgp]

Bhae apna jhore mil gya

[@MrBijiBoy]

Facebook khola thha youtube comment box me kaise aaya me.

[@Lux-cd6to]

The funniest medically inaccurate thing ever 🤣

[@mohammedmaniar6722]

bro

[@anuragshrivastawa1294]

I'm an architecture student but could still figure out.

[@aditee]

I think the inaccuracies are the joke.

[@Lux-cd6to]

@Atmaja Atmarupa I know right 😂

[@abhilashasingh9355]

I laughed like hell on that intestine part...it's indigestible for a medico...😁😁😁

[@trinayanakaushik811]

Not just this, all stand up jokes are either scientifically, socially, practically, technically or in some way or the other impossible ones. That's why they are jokes and not facts.

[@NishantSuri11]

I'm going to pin this comment so that everyone hating on the science in this joke can stfu 🕺

[@randomguy1897]

@@NishantSuri11 what happened? You got lost on the way of pinning his comment?

[@ChandravijayAgrawal]

@@randomguy1897 😂😂😂

[@ritwikpandey9201]

@@NishantSuri11 when will you pin, brother? it has been 6 months

[@aakashthakur2112]

@@NishantSuri11 lagta hai bhai comment pin karne wale option ka direction bhul gya

[@asfandhussainkhan5503]

That Ramesh Suresh part reminds me of the chocolate ad 😂😂

[@sulichishi8169]

Being a doctor with a terrible sense of direction I relate madly with this set😂😂

[@cc6755]

how do you know your way around the organs when you operate?

[@manjunath7497]

@@cc6755 ohoh...anyways doctor will have on overview option 😝

[@deepakgarg5351]

He was late coz he did not know the directions to youtube😂😂

[@aryansrivastava655]

I lost directions and found a directionless artist who went missing after comicstan Grt content😁😁😁😁🤐

[@NishantSuri11]

Great comment 😄😄😄😄🤐

[@anupamverma821]

His expressions are somewhat like Mr bean

[@USBEN.]

Nice observation

[@akhilarora6022]

even during comicstaan i used to feel like this guy should atleast make a sketch video like mr bean. He'd be brilliant at it.

[@DarshanPatel-ni9gt]

2:42😂

[@sornatuscom8428]

True man

[@shwetaabhatnagar8729]

Anupam Verma I agree,, I also feel same that his expressions are quite similar to Mr Beans...

[@mahzadsareer8362]

And I thought I was the only one having issues with directions. Thanks for the company everyone now I at least know I'm not alone😂. Once my baba was taking me to school for the first time, usually mama would take me. While we were on the way, I forgot the directions to my school where I've been studying for almost 8 years 😂😂😂

[@dOVERanalyst]

Perfect. And I felt bad I need atleast 5-8 times to remember a place.

[@maninderkoursandhu693]

Aur mujhe aaj realise hua arrey I'm directionally challenged ya Jo BHI Bolte Hain isko 🤣🤣🤣🤣he's too funny

[@jyotikuniyal2.046]

Hahaha same here,meko lagta tha mai hi aklei dumb hu

[@akir4979]

Omg same I’ve been studying and going to the same school for 11 years but I still don’t know the road 😂

[@sanjaysahoo104]

Its a fucking nightmare...i feel like my whole life is ruined😔

[@vanshikaagarwal615]

Aye it's so good to hear that I am not the only one who is bad at directions.

[@prasadbhat1983]

"Kya kamaal ka sparam hai ye" - Annu Kapoor

[@smartysai5372]

Vicky donar🤣🤣

[@Contrarian01]

Sperm hota hai be gawaar

[@vatsalpitliya9501]

@@Contrarian01 chup chutiye

[@saythetruth1396]

😂👍

[@ayushkumarsingh1053]

@@Contrarian01 Iss Akhand Ko Koi..Sarcasm samjhao Be..!!

[@devamrikhi3573]

Bro, your problem seems genuine. Hold my beer! I'm a trucker in Canada and I've been driving for 5 years now. To this day and moment I have no idea what highway to get onto and what exit to take in order to reach the place of delivery/unloading/loading/pickup. I'm the personification of 'dumb fuck'...🤷🏻‍♂️

[@NishantSuri11]

Hahaha. Galat profession nahi choose kar lia aapne?

[@devamrikhi3573]

Nishant Suri hahahahaha! Sahi gal ae yaar..thanks to GPS..It's a boon for me🙌🏻

[@shandilisrivastava4085]

I was eating and I swear I choked 4 times 😂😂

[@shandilisrivastava4085]

@@Vivek-yx7hz Pehle choke Ka mtlb Dekh ke aa, phir baat krte hai

[@shandilisrivastava4085]

@@Vivek-yx7hz Haan toh Jo fas gaya tha, vo nikal gaya. I am completely fine. Thank you for your concern

[@shandilisrivastava4085]

@@Vivek-yx7hz That sarcasm was very unnecessary...

[@shandilisrivastava4085]

@@Vivek-yx7hz okay

[@jashangill7138]

@@Vivek-yx7hz only good boy i have ever seen except me who is respecting girls

[@devendrameena9928]

Competition for abhishek upmanyu😂😂😂but (Abhishek upmanyu)he is legend😍 No confusion 😀

[@bugresolver4265]

True

[@vikramcharan6101]

I don't think so

[@rajansingh6796]

Very true. But abhishek is a lil par 😊

[@amardiep]

Abhimanyu is legend of tones

[@smritipandey1863]

They both are best in their own way

[@richasingh5347]

It seems really awesome to see people trying to make you laugh in such a trauma centric world.

[@justbreathe7573]

When you are in the field of medicine but you still laugh when you think a sperm can go to your lungs or intestines 🤣😂😅

[@NishantSuri11]

We need more doctors with a sense of humor. Baaki saare toh baanwle ho rae hain comments mein.

[@marz_from_mars]

Also that a sperm can live for 4 yrs 😂

[@justbreathe7573]

@@NishantSuri11 *Nurse🙈

[@-h-3673]

@@marz_from_mars four years* 1985 to 1989. ...maths please☺

[@marz_from_mars]

@@-h-3673 couldn't remember the yrs he mentioned n didn't even bother checking it lol... Thanks for correcting tho ^_^

[@herindedhia5760]

This was one of the best set i have watched in this year. And god knows why hasnt this made this to trending list!!!!! Amazing Nishant. Keep it up bro....

[@drrohittheodore332]

Totally agree

[@TheRohitgadi]

Things i don't leave home without ... Nishant Suri: Google Maps

[@AmitKumar-xx9pl]

Just brilliant man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Please keep entertaining us 👍

[@molu1234567890]

That mic stunt should go down as "sasta mic drop" forever!

[@-h-3673]

Mic drop. Mic drop Mic drop is my favorite

[@-h-3673]

Oops! Sorry, I can't help I just happen to relate everything with bts,,:-)

[@enticingmahila7406]

Haha so true 😂

[@aditikeertani8180]

The udd gaye at the start already had me interested

[@sakshisetia]

I thought it was just me 😅 When Uber driver asks me the way to home, I lie that I'm new to gurgaon.

[@dakshgorasya]

Can totally relate to that.. I used to go to college everyday by bus one day in 2nd sem a friend gave me lift and i couldn't tell him directions to my room..

[@AmrinderSingh-zo9jz]

I have been caught several times saying those lines...,,😁

[@samirp.3181]

Same here. Whenever I goes out, like 40-50 km far from house It seems every place is same, whichever I'm going through. It's awkward to confess with your friend or person whom with you're traveling.

[@AshokTudu]

😂😂 mujhe bhi utna direction nhi pata chalta

[@aswathikrishna3207]

The story of his 'Birth'....😂 Fresh content..loved it.

[@iammyself7228]

His girlfriend name would surely be Disha patani.

[@akshitgulati353]

lol

[@niranjananaveen3419]

Underrated😂

[@dhruvgauni1414]

Lmao

[@Relegated]

As a big fan of the Indian standup scene, I think Nishant is arguably the wittiest out there. Cute clever lines with the simplest of deliveries. While being one hundred percent desi. Authenticity of the finest grade. Sincerely hoping for him to end up as more than a standup comic. What an absolute gem! Best wishes - Fan from Nagaland.

[@NishantSuri11]

Thank you. Very sweet of you 🙂

[@akanksha619]

That's my story ... I'm also directionally challenged😂😂😂😂😂

[@Shaaan]

Lel me too bc of STML

[@SD-po6hk]

But still you have found the way to my heart.

[@SD-po6hk]

Lol Kidding, I really wanted to use this pickup line where it is contextually right.😂😂😂

[@shishirakumarnayak9318]

Oh my god so sad to hear this. You deserve special treatment from the govt.

[@akanksha619]

@@shishirakumarnayak9318 Yeah... Should I protest 😜😜😜😜

[@urveshdave1861]

If you remember the lines.... "Pilot... I wanted to become a Pilot...!!"😂😜🤪

[@prashantupadhyay8282]

also, ramesh

[@urveshdave1861]

@@prashantupadhyay8282 lol... absolutely!!🤣

[@tanishqbajpai8182]

The wind the sky birds shitting in your eye

[@urveshdave1861]

@@DM-vc2lx gotcha!!

[@Someone-jc9fv]

😂😂😂😂

[@maimunaakter9568]

I am so glad that im not the only person in this world who has zero sense of direction :)

[@Vedant_Dubal]

He just lost the way from MBBS to a Comedian 😆

[@rimshakhan1941]

i can 100% relate with this video because i have the same problem with directions- roads nd all, everytime i go out i need someone with me either be it my siblings or friends not for safety purpose but for direction😂

[@shrishtitiwari401]

This made me laugh anddd feel good cz i thought i was the only one with no sense of directions..feels good to know i'm not alone..😌🤣🤣

[@Doge4555]

Then you should have a sense of direction to succeed

[@rishavgupta2233]

So medically incorrect 😂🤦🏻‍♂️😂😂

[@pushp3907]

Anatomy ki maa behen ekk krr de😂😂😂

[@thiscommentor2858]

Please explain for the sake of ignorant people like us.

[@sreekanthpillai7778]

Uska papa african ho sakta hai intestine tak pahuch hogi

[@prabeenkumarbehera2179]

@@sreekanthpillai7778 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@ishraq7734]

@@sreekanthpillai7778 brooooo ahahahahahahahahahahahaa

[@anilatarannum]

Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. I am alone in a hotel room in a foreign country, and I was laughing out loud. Loved it.

[@shudhanshushekhars6846]

Biswa once said “Standup comedian is not a person saying funny things. It is a person who is funny and just saying things” Biswa is that person who is absolutely funny and just saying normal things.

[@JamieAlterIndian]

Hilarious

[@mohanlalray2838]

Big fan sir

[@life.learner]

Big fan

[@youreoffline4934]

I didn't know you watched Nishant Suri

[@mehakarora1747]

I relateeeeeeeee to the directionally challenged part

[@SD-po6hk]

But still you have found the way to my heart

[@amar_dhurandhar]

I can relate to this as i also have no sense of direction

[@drrohittheodore332]

Amazing content and timing bro. Acc to me U r the next big thing in stand up. All the best. Waiting eagerly for your next videos.

[@saurabhanu4244]

Yaar he is too good.. mere ko to pyar ho gaya iski do videos dekh k he 😍😍😍

[@_GVS_]

Your presence of mind and content creativity is Brilliant.!!

[@iSanmeet]

Sadaam Hussain is doing comedy now 🔥

[@milishadubhashe6910]

Lol 😂😂😂

[@TranceHolic]

Finally 😍😍

[@binodtharu3157]

Hmmm

[@lailakhan9410]

Man u r soo cool u know how to make people forget everything and just laugh at ur jokes u know the rite ways.

[@shriramrajamani4164]

Bahut sahi boss! Extremely intelligent content and spot-on delivery 👍

[@DeepakSingh-nh2qe]

He is different, he is amazing, no words to express his creative mind

[@prachisharma8373]

I thought i am the only one who struggles with directions😂😂And today i am really glad that i do coz i found your video❤❤❤

[@aviralsingh2776]

Something about his face man. I like listening to this guy.

[@tamrapopli8720]

Loved watching this piece! Thank you making us laugh and destress ourselves smoothly. Great going!

[@nitinmadangarli1320]

Bhai Nishanth please keep posting ....you are just fantabulous....🥰Haas Haas ke mai aagra pahunch gaya 😛

[@nickkundra5299]

Sameee brooo ...mujhe bh raste yaad nahh rahte ...ur comedy is awesome maje aa gaee🤩🤩🤩🤩

[@ishikabharti2062]

This is an absolutely extremely tremendous video. I am watching it for the 7th time and still counting. 💕👏👏😍 I am glad that you won that race😂😂 and we got such a superb Stand Up Comedian like you. Lots Of Love and Best wishes.🤞🤞💖💖

[@raksharathi9199]

I was laughing so hard on tht intestine wala joke😂😂tht too while sitting in library 😂u need not to be correct medically 😁 great content 👍 ND u r handsome vth those funny expressions😁

[@namannishant798]

From one Nishant to another. Legend 🔥

[@swayamsiddhamishra6538]

Damn man! This video needs much much more views! Hilarious af! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@satyamalik6837]

Are bhai great , mtlb kya bawal chiz ho yrr ..... Love it bro , keep up the good work

[@aangthelastairbendermessiah]

I thought I was the only one who gets lost all the time. After watching this video I feel good.

[@sriyankapidaparthi3727]

This was such a good set, Nishant! Great job. I had a riot of a laugh, although I might've woken up the old couple travelling with me xD

[@nourinraja6132]

If KZbin had several like buttons i would have clicked all of them... Awesome

[@roshansahu2220]

Humor level 100000000%.....👌👌👌

[@mahinegi9670]

Aree hm chahtaarpur k h!!😂😂bht sahi kiya h...!!❤❤❤

[@swati5667]

i was WAITING for your standup clip since the comicstaan 1 ENDED... this video just explains why !!! so funny !!

[@manasvi7301]

This was such a relatable video for me..and Omg how hilarious a person can be This was epic

[@harshitadeka1312]

Oh God this is so me..Trust me,I even had problem in finding my department during class hours..🙈🤣

[@akshatgupta4285]

Sir aap ka stand up lajawaab hai, maza aagya.

[@uditvashishth311]

Ramesh man 🔥 Your brilliance of writing can be seen by the line "Kidney se left lena tha y U-turn" 🤣🤣

[@Azadbhagatbose]

When Mr. Bean speaks Hindi😂😂😂

[@nishantsingh3149]

Why this isnt trending?

[@NishantSuri11]

Kyunki youtube harami hai

[@Bengiamino]

I read it as “I have ZORO sense of direction” lolll

[@himanshuhemade2832]

ahh, I see you're a man of culture as well

[@dishitamalvania1614]

You are just hilarious and I am obsessed with you really ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[@Karan_Rajput2011]

Nishant Bro....Bhai aap Bohot Badey Comedian Banogey.....Aane wala future aapka bohot Bright hai.....❤❤❤❤❤❤👍👍👍👍👍.. All the best for your Future..... .. From :- Dwarka, New Delhi...

[@shaifalibadoni2524]

Wow.. Your video is like a balm on the embarrassment I have for being horrible with directions.. It's like saying," no it is normal you are not alone" 😄😄 Thanks man! Love you.. Keep going👍👍

[@swavnasahoo]

Mast 🔥🔥😂😂😂 I have 0 sense of direction too. Once I got lost inside a park.

[@pallavipal9299]

OMG that was hilarious 😄 I was in a bad mood and this really helped me forget my worries ❤️😘loved it

[@yuvsharma8387]

Your shows are literally aweeesssome😍😍😍first time i am addicted to some one rather than some subject of stand up comedy....keep going.....all d very best....

[@chinkijain7493]

Sir, its my first time i had gone through ur vedios. And i was like "ku jee rhi thi me itne salo se😅😅 U r superb ♥keep doing.. all th best wishes

[@thephilosopherwhojoked4249]

Oh man I just loved the impromptu joke!!

[@Misa----oops]

6:07 the subtitle 😂😂😂.

[@HARU.7243]

I am that directionless person.... Confused and clueless about them.... 😂

[@BhawanaRajora_04]

Yeah...me too😂 I used to get lost all the time... But now thanks to Google maps☺️🙏

[@mohitmaru8206]

Genuine comedian you are bro. Voice is too good. I just like the way of you handing the stage thing. God bless you

[@harshkum]

Watching your previous videos back to back, while cooking veg khichdi for myself. It turned out amazing! ❤

[@rajatbajaj5854]

I laughed so hard throughout the set so so much. Amazing content

[@dgbora1448]

Finally Phil Dunphy started doing Indian stand-up comedy 🤣🤣🤣

[@rajatpathak4499]

Something completely different....loved every bit

[@ishitatandon5268]

Dear Nishant, 'Zero sense of direction' , the most unthinkable yet common topic to joke about. It was very well conceived! , I like your intelligent jokes that are relatable and the way you connect two common things together like parallelogram to hukka or zero direction to your birth . But I would like to see if you can joke about some serious issue showing a difficult and different perspective?? like children suicide related to studies or break-up? Anyway I love your videos and keep posting!!

[@arborius]

ishita Tandon you should go for his set that he’s doing these days. He talks about depression in it.

[@HeWhoLifts]

4:30 I almost woke my parents up 😭🤣

[@shray_dhingra]

Dude you should post more, We would love more content from you. 💓🙌🏻

[@NishantSuri11]

Kal subah aa rahi hai video

[@shray_dhingra]

@@NishantSuri11 bro idk even if you will ever read this but i was just missing your stand ups 🥺❤️

[@mohanchandnaikdaravath4354]

Such an ordinary thing made me laugh so hard. Damn you Nishant Suri, you're awesome.

[@zalaktrivedi]

Good one Rasta! Amazing timing :)

[@dishitamalvania1614]

Whenever I feel bad I just watch your videos first 🤗 just keep giving contents like this

[@kajolwagh4016]

You are fabulous bro. 💖