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@anuruksuriyaarachchi39884 ай бұрын
Emma, could you please give me your email address cause I really wanna send you something? Something I wanna share.
@meej334 ай бұрын
Oh, no, another great creator lost to Raid Legends of the Grift...
@platinum-or3y4 ай бұрын
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@stickyrubb4 ай бұрын
@@meej33 If you like Emma, you should remind yourself of the fact that she is earning a lot more by inserting skippable ads into her video. Some creators have explained they earned triple or quadruple the amount of money by doing a 2 minute ad read. I'm glad she got Raid to sponsor her, as this might reduce stress and/or pressure to meet certain quota. I'll leave it at that cuz I don't want to speak on her behalf.
@ectogambit4 ай бұрын
At least its not Hero Wars.
@yyzhed4 ай бұрын
"Wikipedia is bullshit...... let me read from Wikipedia to explain my worldview"..... what, my dude? Just, what?
@Garrettmoron4 ай бұрын
WIKIPEDIA IS THE GREATEST SOURCE OF INFORMATION WE CURRENTLY HAVE!
@@SpoopySquidEncyclopaedia Britannica was my Wikipedia growing up ... but it does have many more errors than Wikipedia ...
@joehemmann11564 ай бұрын
Wikipedia is a great starting resource that can get you the basics of almost any subject accurately. It does have a problem with the more advanced concepts, though, because the more cutting edge something is, the less published work there will be to refute the inaccuracies of an article. If you're looking for a deep dive on an advanced topic, you should probably look elsewhere. It should also be publicly funded. The fact that this amazing repository for so much human knowledge has to beg its users for money occasionally to keep the lights on is sad.
@johnflesner80864 ай бұрын
If the Earth was flat cats would have knocked everything off the edge.
@sherlockwho57144 ай бұрын
Exactly
@computerrepairguy4 ай бұрын
Well…that’s why there’s no forests on the flat earth.
@ronrolfsen39774 ай бұрын
What do you think happens in the Barmuda triangle? Damn cats.
@President_Starscream4 ай бұрын
How do we know they haven't?
@Raketenclub4 ай бұрын
also if there would be a dome, birds would have picked it and all oxygen would have gone long ago.
@richardbraakman74694 ай бұрын
Funny how They covered up an entire nuclear war, but did preserve the Bible unchanged
@Amira_Phoenix4 ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly
@khosrow3 ай бұрын
@@swedmiroswedmiro1352 fundamentalist Christians usually believe their version to be unaltered.
@cindykammerzell39373 ай бұрын
So many people believe the Bible is the last word. However I Believe it has been used to manipulate people.
@jd016652 ай бұрын
Actually I understand they rewrote the bible as well. It's the Whole Lie by Baal instead of Holy Bible now. Check out Who is YHWH by Isreal Anderson.
@rwandaforever67444 ай бұрын
Funny thing...this science. There is a reason we do not have trees that grow higher than those Sequoioidea. There is a physical limit of how high a tree can get and that is between 100-120m. And it is rather simple: Trees get their water (and within it their nutrients) delivered via a system of "pipes". This transportation system consists of the Xylem (bringing water up from the roots to the top) and Phloem (distributing water within the tree). This is powered by evaporation. The whole transportation system is one large uninterrupted column of water. Water vapor is leaving the leaves through the stomata in the leaves, pulling more water from the Xylem to replace what has been lost and also to get to the nutrients that have been brought up from the roots. But water weights a bit. And to pull up water, you need a corresponding force. The maximum limit of this force is reached at about the height of those giant trees. While there are more than just the physical forces at work (there is also ionic pumps and osmosis and whatsnot), they are doing most of the literal lifting. If a tree would grow higher, it's upper parts would not be able to get water and thus would not grow. The column of water would be interrupted and the flow would stop. And this is not a thing any plant could overcome by some genius mechanism. They already overcame A LOT with genius mechanisms to get this high. This is the limit. There never was and never will be a 200m high tree and surely no Ygdrassil-like world tree with the base of a mountain and several kilometers in height. Not in this universe with those laws of nature. We can barely get enough water up the pipes of high building so the tenants on the upper floors can shower. And we have pumps!
@xXKisskerXx4 ай бұрын
yea its.. amazing that GRAVITY effects all things... and limits certain things... like my ability to jump over mountains. Darn gravity. You'll also notice the ancient giant trees - don't have many branches on the way up to the top. Instead they just have leaves out the top like palms - because that's all it could afford to grow with the limitations.
@zoyonara4 ай бұрын
Oh but you assume that the ancient silicon trees required water. How foolish
@dracorex4264 ай бұрын
Unless trees evolve hearts.
@timolynch1493 ай бұрын
Pipes.. that's how the internet works according to some US senator! And there are forests and trees in Active Directory. So.. the forests are the internet. Or something.
@Levelplaneproductions18 күн бұрын
How does somone have such illogical views when it's already been proven that there was much more oxygen rich environment to have these typs of gigantic flora and species. Don't do any research and only have opinions based on little research mm nice one ppl
@johnflesner80864 ай бұрын
I have the honor of not understanding a word he is saying.
@eddymonies83024 ай бұрын
You’re not missing much.
@thetypingape20734 ай бұрын
I too am lost.
@TaylorSwiftIsGod4 ай бұрын
Don't feel bad. HE doesn't understand a word he is saying either!
@SarastistheSerpent4 ай бұрын
Same lol
@piratetv14 ай бұрын
I understand the words, but his sentences confuse me.
@pembrokeshiredan4 ай бұрын
Does this mean the Knights Who Say Ni were already in a Shrubbery?
@FowlsNest4 ай бұрын
Criminally underrated comment
@davidarmstrong35644 ай бұрын
We are no longer the Knights who say "Ni". We are the Knights who say "Ecky, ecky, fetang , zink, boing, aheeee."
@eric25004 ай бұрын
NIIIIIIII- WUM!
@larryk7314 ай бұрын
I see a small forest (technically an undeveloped park in my town) every time I drive outside my development. Maybe I'm just seeing things.
@segue2ant3954 ай бұрын
Asking the real questions.
@tobiasmeerdink50234 ай бұрын
If this guy is so freaked out about the hexagons in Devil's Tower, he's gonna flip his shit when he finds out about bees
@DavidSmith-vr1nb4 ай бұрын
Or Giant's Causeway.
@tibitzu3654 ай бұрын
🤣
@CAPSLOCKPUNDIT4 ай бұрын
BEEHIVES ARE SATAN'S HONEYTRAP
@DEZROK3694 ай бұрын
bees showing intelligent structure? like a tree is intelligent designed? or like random lava flow??
@laranadesign47644 ай бұрын
WITCHCRAFT!!! 😂
@Endless_Spirals4 ай бұрын
23:10 "Since we can no longer trust anyone..." I'm going to start by not trusting him.
@andreipetrovv3 ай бұрын
Probably you should listen to better translation, which is available in youtube for 6 years. I've no idea who actually adviced Emma to watch this terrible version of translation. Originally it's a text article, out of which Emma only randomly cherrypicked some quotes which may make much less sense out of the context of the article. And actually it has nothing to do with flat Earth (yes, no FLAT in original caption or in text), and you can listen to an ADEQUATE and FULL translation if you search this on youtube: "There are no forests on earth! (English dubbed)"
@yep_24314 ай бұрын
Since we can no longer trust anyone I vote for not trusting this guy first
@ssgtmole86104 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@gordmain53704 ай бұрын
I had a friend that would always say "I did a 360 on my feelings about...." It drove me crazy. He could be a teacher at mud fossil university.
@brandex20114 ай бұрын
MFU?
@desperadox75654 ай бұрын
Like all the people who say "I could care less". And I'm not even a native speaker.
@tiryaclearsong4214 ай бұрын
@@brandex2011 You don't want to know. But the Sir Sic channel spends a lot of time rebutting it in case you are curious. Those and the Earth am pyramid video are my favorites for a good laugh.
@Culpride4 ай бұрын
If they said "I did a 420 on my feelings about...." I'd totally get what they were rambling about ...
@VelaiciaCreator4 ай бұрын
Tbh it could be a clever way to say you haven't changed your mind about something, to see if they catch on.
@zooblestyx4 ай бұрын
"The absurd is invented to hide the truth." The best summation of conspiracy theory thinking I've come across.
@msmknz4 ай бұрын
6:26 "Forests of Unthinkable Hate" is either a metal album I need to listen to or a Dark Souls map I need to play RIGHT. NOW. (super also not making fun, its as or more brilliant than "exclamination mark". Flat earthers can be such an unexpected and/or ironic source of creativity lol!)
@jamesrule13384 ай бұрын
Forests of Unthinkable Hate confirmed for Shadow of the Erdtree.
@mimicrymwot4 ай бұрын
A Lovecraft story, rather
@irrelevant_noob4 ай бұрын
fwiw, that's how he pronounces "height"... :-s
@elifia4 ай бұрын
Dark Souls 1 did have a really cool ancient forest with trees of unthinkable height. Ash Lake. And the route to getting there (or worse, getting back out) is total jank, so "unthinkable hate" ain't far off either.
@Error4x54 ай бұрын
@@irrelevant_noob We know but Forrest Of Unthinkable Hate just sounds fucking cool, lol
@katzbird14 ай бұрын
I can’t wait to watch this video on how flat earthers care so much about conservation and climate change and how they’re fighting against deforestation.
@meantweetsandcheepgas9464 ай бұрын
You'd think that they'd be more concerned than the average person since they think we are in a closed system.
@SamJNE1224 ай бұрын
@@meantweetsandcheepgas946 If there really is a massive wall of ice surrounding the -planet- plane, sea level rise will be even worse than we think!
@PerspectiveEngineer4 ай бұрын
Tune in to the older videos from "cool hard logic" He did a nice I want to say 10 part series on bat shit crazy. Enjoy
@therealpbristow3 ай бұрын
@@SamJNE122 If the ice wall melts, won't sea level fall rather dramatically? =:oo.
@zacharysieg23054 ай бұрын
If there are no forests on earth, then WHERE THE HELL DID I GO CAMPING?!!
@alexalbuquerquerodriguesal1084 ай бұрын
You're a paid actor, because that makes sense.
@zacharysieg23054 ай бұрын
@@alexalbuquerquerodriguesal108 Oh boy, they paid off my entire boy scout troop? How come I never got a check?
@alexalbuquerquerodriguesal1084 ай бұрын
@@zacharysieg2305 It's the corporations, man. Taking our souls, our rights, making us work as paid actors without payment, It's very different from before when we had the GUPAL, Global Union for Paid Actors and Liars, now corpations crack down on our struggle for living wages and shit.
@AccidentalNinja4 ай бұрын
A shrubbery.
@RevelationsPrimo4 ай бұрын
Hollywood Special Effects """""trees""""""" See, you were actually kidnapped and brainwashed, being fed a dream/simulation a la Total Recall and what you **thought** was a concentrated camping experience was actually you being held in a **concentration camp** Probably owned by FEMA or something
@jonnowds4 ай бұрын
“Who’s doing the mining?” He TOLD you: “Our MASTERS!” C’mon, Emma, try to keep up 🤪🤣
@MonkeyJedi994 ай бұрын
Who cut down these trees leaving the stumps that are somehow not the lava cores of ancient extinct volcanoes? And where did the axes and saws go?
@andruloni4 ай бұрын
classic master behavior
@vforwombat99154 ай бұрын
i am your master. i order you to do whatever you want to do.
@Error4x54 ай бұрын
@@MonkeyJedi99 The Smithsonian Institute took them all. They're stored in crates, in a gigantic warehouse, next to the bones of giants, the Arc of the Covenant, Bigfoot, UFO bodies and everything else people say existed but have zero physical evidence to prove it.
@andreipetrovv3 ай бұрын
Probably you should listen to better translation, which is available in youtube for 6 years. I've no idea who actually adviced Emma to watch this terrible version of translation. Originally it's a text article, out of which Emma only randomly cherrypicked some quotes which may make much less sense out of the context of the article. And actually it has nothing to do with flat Earth (yes, no FLAT in original caption or in text), and you can listen to an ADEQUATE and FULL translation if you search this on youtube: "There are no forests on earth! (English dubbed)"
@robertbevins59614 ай бұрын
He doesn't understand it, doesn't want to understand it, and therefore... checkmate science!
@DrewTrox4 ай бұрын
1:04 Confirmed: Emma is a Wood Nymph. Someone edit the lore on the Wiki.
@pattheplanter4 ай бұрын
I would guess one of the Epimeliades, guardians of apple trees and goats.
@EmmaThorneVideos4 ай бұрын
What I wouldn't give for a wiki page that is exclusively filled with the 'emma is a forest sprite of some kind' theory
@claveworks4 ай бұрын
‘Devils Tree’ calculation: To estimate the height to diameter ratio, I looked at three areas/kinds of tree. 1. The Redwoods of California - about 16.5 x height/diameter. 2. The Eucalyptus of Australia - about 25.0 x height/diameter. 3. Various Amazonian trees - up 29.5 x height/diameter. I chose a conservative value of 22 as my ratio. The Devils Tower is 386m tall with the top platform being 90m x 55m. I assumed erosion, so took 90m as my tree diameter. So 90m x Ratio of 22 = 1980m tall for the top half. Add 386m for the base = 2366m total height of the ‘tree’ Calculation of Volume = about 60 million cubic metres. Calculation of Weight = about 180 million Tonnes. So… we are supposed to believe (deep breath for Imperial conversion) That a stone tree 7,762 feet tall, with a weight of 396 billion pounds just fell down and vanished? I sort of rest my case (lol)
@wizardsuth4 ай бұрын
OP: "Trees more than 30m tall no longer exist." 6:41 Shows a photo of the base of a much larger tree.
@andreipetrovv3 ай бұрын
That's just because Emma randomly quotes a very long article, if you follow an entire narrative it makes much more sense to you.
@hedgehog318018 күн бұрын
@@andreipetrovv I highly doubt that.
@wendyheatherwood4 ай бұрын
Emma just out here on the internet trying to gaslight us into believing she's not actually an ageless forest spirit who decided to join human civilisation after discovering KZbin on a phone dropped by a clumsy hiker.
@EmmaThorneVideos4 ай бұрын
[sweat]
@therealpbristow3 ай бұрын
@@EmmaThorneVideos Your secret is safe with us. We'll only ever publish it on Wikipedia, and like the man said, everyone knows that's all bullshit. =:o}
@johnsensebe31534 ай бұрын
I saw a cloud that looked like a bunny once. I now live in fear of giant, flying rabbits. Also, I'm glad someone finally had the courage to call out breathing. In, out, in out - it's so _boring!_
@bunnykiller4 ай бұрын
have no fear I am here.... fear not the bunny
@johnsensebe31534 ай бұрын
@@bunnykiller Have you seen what a bunny did to King Arthur's knights?!
@bunnykiller4 ай бұрын
@@johnsensebe3153 yes, hence my nickname and an unfortunate night on I -10 in Texas... bunny should have zigged instead of zagging
@brianm9594 ай бұрын
Oh no! The giant bunny cloud is the worst portent of doom.
@anainesgonzalez88684 ай бұрын
I feel really bad for flat earthers. It makes me really sad that they are not able to know some thing they seem really really interested in. They are way more interested in geology, cosmology, physics than the average person
@anainesgonzalez88684 ай бұрын
@@bruderdereintagsfliege3327 that is just being a human
@simontillson4824 ай бұрын
I’m not sure ‘interested’ is the right word. Sounds like they’re more afraid of, baffled by and want to refute these awful ‘scientific ideas’ so that they’ll go away and stop hurting their poor little braincells.
@anainesgonzalez88684 ай бұрын
@@simontillson482 I do not agree
@garyk13344 ай бұрын
😂
@desperadox75654 ай бұрын
Not really. They don't want to hear the answers, they just want to feel special.
@ironic_ant4 ай бұрын
On the one hand, my know-it-all-ishness would like Emma to know that "butte" is pronounced "byoot". On the other, I'd like her to continue pronouncing it "butt" because that's charming as heck.
@CAPSLOCKPUNDIT4 ай бұрын
Let's please avoid mocking our host for her pronunciation of English language words. 😋
@sarahr83114 ай бұрын
Ok, but "butt" is objectively funnier. I am fine with people laughing when I pronounce their words in unintentionally silly/dirty ways, and I think it's fine to have a good- natured giggle when someone says "butte" as "butt"
@kiwitrainguy4 ай бұрын
Butte is pronounced "beaut" (as in beautiful).
@andreipetrovv3 ай бұрын
@@CAPSLOCKPUNDIT I most likely have the same native language as the reader (which is Russian). And I confirm that his English pronunciation is awful, same for grammar and accuracy of translation. But the point is he's not an author of the text. The text is actually an article, originally in Russian, and it's rather long, audio version is about 1 hour. It makes much more sense if you read full article or listen to an adequate translation which exists on youtube for many years. You can find in searching this on youtube: "There are no forests on earth! (English dubbed)". And disclamer, NO flat Earth is originally mentioned, I don't know why someone distorted and original title.
@Sxcheschka4 ай бұрын
At 9:09 the picture shown is a painting by the amazing Polish Nightmare artist, Zdzisław Beksiński, and the name of the piece is, Untitled. He never titled his pieces, guy's art is absolutely amazing, I highly recommend checking it out.
@gargoylesblade4 ай бұрын
The red wood trees he shows and says doesn't exist anymore more, do exist still and are that huge. I live 30 minutes away from them, called big trees park.
@BrickNewton4 ай бұрын
Can you please hug one next time you see one and say that we still believe in them
@gargoylesblade4 ай бұрын
@@BrickNewton of course
@daveg21044 ай бұрын
And we have some big trees in Australia. Sadly not as many as we should have - all that timber. Not to mention "accidents" by forestry workers. Some of them seem to be very careless with fire. Current tallest tree in Australia is a mountain ash (Eucalyptus regnans) in Tasmania named Centurion at 99.8 metres/327.4 ft, so not quite a centurion, at least in metric. Depends on how long ago it was last measured.
@gargoylesblade4 ай бұрын
@daveg2104 the red wood sequoia are about 380 ft tall and around 29 ft in diameter. We are fortunate here that they are protected, otherwise people would have cut them down.
@daveg21044 ай бұрын
@@gargoylesblade Yes, I know of them. Magnificent trees. Mountain ash forests are pretty impressive too, although not many people know of them outside Australia. They are the second tallest growing tree species in the world (and the tallest flowering plant). We don't know how tall they can grow though, but a tree was measured at 112.8 metres (370 ft) by theodolite in 1880 by a surveyor, George Cornthwaite, at Thorpdale, Victoria (the tree is known both as the Cornthwaite or Thorpdale Tree). When it was felled in 1881, Cornthwaite remeasured it on the ground by chain at 114.3 metres (375 ft). It's just a shame the biggest specimens were cut down.
@CouchAlien4 ай бұрын
These flat earthers are silly little guys
@dennishaladyn82054 ай бұрын
Some flat earthers claim that Australia doesn't exist none of them are Australian, though
@NZSpides4 ай бұрын
@@dennishaladyn8205Sadly there is flat earthers resident in Australia. 😞
@dennishaladyn82054 ай бұрын
@@NZSpides Do they believe that they exist?
@JW-mb6tq4 ай бұрын
Flat Earthers are my absolute favorite internet entertainment. Kinda like watching fail army. You are not watching to see the guy on the bike stick the landing, but just the opposite.
@DJ_Sycottic4 ай бұрын
@@NZSpidesMitchell is one of them. Morons...
@PansyPops4 ай бұрын
I’m studying environmental management at a college level at the moment. Gonna send this to my friends in the class, I’m sure they’ll appreciate this.
@janus19584 ай бұрын
I actually live in a forest for about 7 years. My parents bought a house that was the only one on a mile long connecting road that cut through a section of 10,000 acre tract of forested land owned by a logging company. ( Why the house had been built there in the first place is a story on its own.) Our nearest neighbor was 3/4 mile away in one direction, and miles in another. An elk trail passed within a 100 yards of the house. I've been to Devil's tower, as well as a number of other US national monuments and parks. This guy is so typical of his type; anything he can't immediately grasp or is outside what he wants to believe is labeled BS. It's never "Hmm, this seems odd, I wonder if I am missing something." And don't tell me that volcanoes aren't real. I lived some 40 miles from Mt Saint Helens when it went active, and got a memento in the form of 10 stitches from the aftermath.
@EmmaThorneVideos4 ай бұрын
Oh my gosh!! That sounds terrifying
@triadmad4 ай бұрын
If you can't arrange a visit to Devil's Tower, perhaps a visit to a similar, closer, but much shorter, landscape can be made. The Giant's Causeway in Northern Ireland was formed in much the same way.
@pattheplanter4 ай бұрын
I visited when I was 6 and still have weird memories of it.
@ElementalWhispers4 ай бұрын
I instantly thought of Giant's Causeway. Which was made by and for giants, of course. No other explanation.
@StooDogg4 ай бұрын
Exclanimation Mark sounds like a superhero name? Everything is now stones. In the words of Bob Dylan: 'Everybody must get stoned?'
@Snuggles_the_Unholy4 ай бұрын
Great idea. Mark's superpower is he yells everything he says.... I'M GOING TO PEE NOW! HOW ARE YOU, DAMNIT! I LIKE DONUTS, MF!
@NeutralDrow4 ай бұрын
Exclanimation Mark is a perfectly frantabulous name!
@stephenconnolly30184 ай бұрын
Now I know why I keep finding bears in my toilet. There is no forests.
@vroommoorv15404 ай бұрын
That petrified forest finally solved a mystery that's been clawing at my mind since I was young: what did the Flintstones do with the wheels from their cars once they weren't useful any more.
@ratgirl344 ай бұрын
17:32 I’ve been to Devils Tower and the sheer size of these things is unreal. There were a couple climbers when I was there, just specks towards the top. How can anyone think this is a tree stump is beyond me. If you actually go to the place, the parts that make the ‘root’ shapes towards the bottom are mostly columns that have already fallen off. Every season change takes a few more down from erosion.
@meantweetsandcheepgas9464 ай бұрын
200 million years is a lot of season changes
@MonkeyJedi994 ай бұрын
Oh yeah? Then explain the reason the outer space aliens chose it as a place to meet humans!
@teaurn4 ай бұрын
Giants Causeway or Fingal's Cave - also examples of the same thing... Trees, my big fat arse!
@ratgirl344 ай бұрын
@@MonkeyJedi99 It’s a great parking spot for their ships obviously. Lol If they want to use it again they better come soon!
@ratgirl344 ай бұрын
@@meantweetsandcheepgas946 Indeed. It used to be quite a bit wider.
@OnASeasideMission4 ай бұрын
Emma, I love the way that you can sit and listen to this gibberish. I try to live up to your shining example. PS. I graduated in geology, and I struggle to remember every bloody mineral.
@johndavis-cf5wf4 ай бұрын
The buy bull negates (disproves)itself.
@80cardcolumn4 ай бұрын
I couldn't stand to listen to his nonsense for more than a few seconds before I had to skip ahead.
@adub_from_25344 ай бұрын
Field Trip, Field Trip, Field Trip!! Don’t forget you permission slips! 😄
@gornser4 ай бұрын
If you make a video about it, it will be a business expense for sure
@stefkukla85334 ай бұрын
Unlike a Ferrari, I'm pretty sure a rock doesn’t have working parts.
@trekkiejunk4 ай бұрын
"Butte" is not a "BUTT." It's probably a US-UK misunderstanding, but it is pronounced "Byoot."
@taveren14664 ай бұрын
I don't care what the word says, I'm saying butt!
@pattheplanter4 ай бұрын
In English English we have the word butt, pronounced butt, meaning a hillock or mound. One of 14 uses of butt as a noun. An emmet-butt is an ant-hill. It derives from the same French word.
@cobrasys4 ай бұрын
I think you're underestimating Emma's desire to make a joke about the word. 😉
@DavidSmith-vr1nb4 ай бұрын
@@pattheplanter also an earthen backstop for archery and/or rifle ranges. Probably one of the other 13.
@therealpbristow3 ай бұрын
But a butt can also be a beaut. =:o}
@fepeerreview31504 ай бұрын
6:50 California was my birthplace and the great Redwood forests in the north have to be experienced. There are no words to describe them. These are the last of the primeval forests that were of immense height and expanse. When he says we have no forests he's talking about compared to what we have lost. I entirely agree with him on that point. 15:25 the rest of what he's saying is nonsense.
@NauerBauer4 ай бұрын
"God has cared for these trees, saved them from drought, disease, and avalanches; but he cannot save them from fools" John Muir
@lillia53334 ай бұрын
Puny god!
@DrachenGothik6664 ай бұрын
I've been to Muir Woods & yeah, it was a heck of an experience. I feel at home there. It's the most psychologically calming place I've ever been to. All the tension just went out of me while I walked the Cathedral Of Trees. I'm an atheist & I have to say, that was the first time I felt anything like religious awe. I live in a National Forest. The trees aren't as huge, but it's still lovely.
@xXKisskerXx4 ай бұрын
"there are no words to describe them" - 2 things.. you just gave a description of the impressiveness, and "huge, impressive, gorgeous, unworldly, fantasy inspiring" - i just described them with words.
@kiwitrainguy4 ай бұрын
I have a theory that the reason people feel so good/calm/mellow in a forest is because of all the oxygen given out by the trees. The opposite is in a city with all the cars using oxygen and giving out carbon dioxide making people feel irritable/grumpy/aggravated.@@DrachenGothik666
@MeekandMe4 ай бұрын
Im convinced this was originally supposed to be a D&D adventure that got taken too seriously
@fostena4 ай бұрын
Being a GM myself I must admit I was "tickled" by it. A post-giants world, there may be something to it... there's still the issue of "why hide it?", though. If I were to write such a setting, it would either be one where the humanity is completely oblivious to the history of giants, or one where it is a well-known historical fact. The only reason for the conspiracy that comes to my mind is that if the dissemination of such knowledge would somehow bring the giants back.
@simond.4554 ай бұрын
16:54 You didn't get to the Eyjafjallajökull part. 😆 Grand Canyon must be a quarry because it looks nothing like a quarry at all. And trees are not trees because they look like trees. What? I mean... actually... what? 🤪
@promiscuous6754 ай бұрын
Thank you. Hidden under the insanity, there does seem to be a core of awareness concerning the continued international and industrial attack on the Earth's ecology. It is an awareness that seems to have been driven to confusion and paranoia by our continuing failure to confront these global issues, issues that are continually exacerbated by mining, deforestation, over utilisation of water resources, and the failure of current recycling.
@JeffGrandinetti4 ай бұрын
Damaged brains break along lines of stress just like rocks and minerals do, so conspiracy theories end up borrowing their rough shapes from the real failures of industrial civilization: the inability to reconcile the meaninglessness of wage slavery in our everyday lives with global situations or geological timescales, the unsustainable extraction of natural resources, or the sociopathic destruction of massively impersonal warfare.
@nicksykes45754 ай бұрын
I've got several aerial photos of Versuvius erupting in 1944, that my father, who was a photo reconnaissance pilot, had from WW2.
@EmmaThorneVideos4 ай бұрын
That's awesome
@CollectiveSin4 ай бұрын
For a video only 26 minutes long, listening to this guy felt like an eternity. I almost bailed out, but I'm glad I stuck around to catch the Futurama reference. That put a big smile on my face.
@kiwitrainguy4 ай бұрын
24:18 Nice👍
@kinoko55664 ай бұрын
You should absolutely do a cross over with American geologist KZbinrs where you check out some of our national parks.
@fepeerreview31504 ай бұрын
13:17 lig - nin ... it's sort of the 'glue' that holds wood together when the tree is alive.
@CraigJudd4 ай бұрын
More like "lignin deez nuts", amirite?
@fepeerreview31504 ай бұрын
20:20 Strange that we have no historical records of this nuclear war between 1780-1815. I've read memoirs by people lived at that time, such as Goethe and Beethoven. They made no mention of such a vast catastrophe.
@JesmondBeeBee4 ай бұрын
I assume he's referencing the Year Without a Summer, which happened in 1816. It was caused by the catastrophically huge eruption of Mt Tambora in 1815 putting so much crap into the atmosphere it dropped the temperature worldwide for months. I should have known there'd be conspiracy theory around it. 😩
@joshnunn26104 ай бұрын
Not only that, the bible survived this period and we can trust that it's historically accurate in ways we cannot trust more modern written histories?
@Yolkiooo4 ай бұрын
The Devil's Tower actually has a nifty story about how it was formed in native lore, and the ridges were formed by bear scratches
@wintergray12214 ай бұрын
I freaked out when I first read that because I had a recurring nightmare when I was little where I was being chased by a raging mad bear and had to climb up a super tall and steep cliff to escape. Of course, the Devil's Tower story doesn't include a circus being at the top, but it was still eerily coincidental 😅🤣
@davidratliff-vn7cz4 ай бұрын
Hello Emma, love your work. I binge-watched a bunch of your videos this weekend and almost all of them were prefaced by an ad for Hallow, the Catholic prayer & meditation app (complete with free prayer!).
@michaelrichter94274 ай бұрын
"…it all hinges on this global conspiracy…" *UN*hinges, ITYM.
@miaisdrawing55094 ай бұрын
I just wanted to chime in and thank you again for always adding proper subtitles. ❤
@salyx4 ай бұрын
The 1816 nuclear winter was because of a volcanic eruption. Good gods, this is wild.
@pattheplanter4 ай бұрын
As a lover of alternative history fiction, I would like to read about the past where Frankenstein was written because of the aftermath of a remarkably clean nuclear war. Perhaps Alexander von Humboldt was evil in that leg of the trousers of time and turned his genius to weapons of mass destruction.
@salyx4 ай бұрын
@@pattheplanter I am so here for this.
@segue2ant3954 ай бұрын
Please bring back the heavy-metal screeching-guitar "Gongle Time" gag. It's such a mood. It makes me feel like a rock-star every time I'm forced to concede I don't know something.
@darthlordkamisennin56204 ай бұрын
I can believe that there are no forest on flat earth. I mean, all that water falling off the sides of flat earth and all, it sounds like a dry place. 😂😂
@irrelevant_noob4 ай бұрын
Maybe the water gets renewed from all those "fountains of the deep"? ^^
@darthlordkamisennin56204 ай бұрын
@@bruderdereintagsfliege3327 that's "disc earth", totally different from "flat earth" but close to "3rd earth".🤣🤣
@xXKisskerXx4 ай бұрын
i just wanna know on the 'flat earth' what keeps the ice wall around it from being pusshed off by the tremendous amount of water pressure of the oceans pushing against them? I mean.. surely after a few million years a crack would form and some of the ice wall would fall off.. right?
@irrelevant_noob4 ай бұрын
@@xXKisskerXx there's nowhere for it to be pushed off into, since the firmament/dome encloses the whole thing. ;-) PS What million years, it's only been a few thousand. 🤪
@theDane704 ай бұрын
It’s normal because all the trees are blocking his view so he can’t see the forest....
@Amira_Phoenix4 ай бұрын
Underrated
@everything_is_illuminated6194 ай бұрын
I use to work as an assistant teacher so I had summers off and spent one living in my car and visiting most of the national parks in the US! It was marvelous!
@sunburstbasser4 ай бұрын
Well! That was certainly a thing. I currently live in the Black Hills. If you ever do make a field trip out here, I will be your personal tour guide.
@jerkfudgewater1474 ай бұрын
8:20 Hooligan meteorite 😂
@Amira_Phoenix4 ай бұрын
Because there are gentle and well-mannered meteorites, too 😂
@wraitholme4 ай бұрын
A student of the school of "It looks like a thing, therefore it is that thing". I'm sure he's going to find mountain ranges that look like dragons next, if he hasn't already. I think that's the usual progression.
@HansPeter-hx5dx2 ай бұрын
So if i see a cat, its not a cat? You must be very clever.
@wraitholme2 ай бұрын
@@HansPeter-hx5dx You're twisting my meaning quite a bit there. On purpose, perhaps? It's more like "Just because it _looks_ like a cat, doesn't mean it _is_ a cat." I once saw Barney the Dinosaur in the clouds, but I never came to the conclusion that he's an air spirit.
@HansPeter-hx5dx2 ай бұрын
@@wraitholme He wasn't talking about clouds though, his main argument was, that magma would never form a structure like the Devils Tower, Giants Causeway and all the other basalt columns he mentioned. His explanation makes way more sense, if you think about it logically and apply Occam's Razor.
@wraitholme2 ай бұрын
@@HansPeter-hx5dx Sure, lets apply logic and the razor, shall we? Well, firstly the Razor fails as it's intended to to decide _temporarily_ between two otherwise equal competing arguments, and the idea of giant trees at that scale is so fundamentally stupid and violates so many principles of biological history, biochemistry and basic materials physics that it's not even _close_ to being equal, let alone competitive. But lets set that aside for the moment and ask a few more questions. To start with, where's the rest of the ecology that these trees would necessarily exist within? Where are their competitors? Where are their root structures? Where are any signs of their growth mechanisms, like how they would move nutrition around their infrastructure? What possible sort of process could result in them being turned to stone? Why on earth would they grow so incredibly huge when there is zero evidence of any competitors that they'd need to outgrow? And your/his argument has a fundamental flaw... it's entirely possible that magma extrusions _can_ form such towers. Geologists just argue between _actual_ competing processes to decide on which sophisticated process really happened.
@HansPeter-hx5dx2 ай бұрын
@@wraitholme You said alot, without saying anything. Keep it nice and tight and come directly to the point: How would magma form a hexagonal structure? I can't think of any logical way possible, after observing how magma behaves. Enlighten me please, and you win the argument.
@E_MO_TION4 ай бұрын
I've been to Devil's Tower, and one thing I think you dont get from pictures is how big it is. There are parts of the columns that have fallen off that are the size of school busses
@Amira_Phoenix4 ай бұрын
Nature is so majestic 😍
@joseph963454 ай бұрын
"With black jack and hookers..." LOL. I've never before heard anyone use that Futurama reference. Hail Bender!
@pencildragon19614 ай бұрын
"Never make fun of people for mispronouncing a word. It means they learned it by reading." - anon Butte is pronounced like "beauty" with out the ee at the end.
@pattheplanter4 ай бұрын
Like the Australian word "beaut".
@wintergray12214 ай бұрын
Me with lich, quay, and collegium. Apparently they are not leech, kway, or koleejum.
@johnhavel76854 ай бұрын
It is fair to say that trees used to be bigger but they were definitely not these mesas and such. I often think about how much it sucks that the eastern forests of the US have been devastated since colonization and even many of the western forests. I’ve read that it was relatively common to see trees 10ft in diameter and 200+ feet tall in the eastern forests prior to the massive deforestation that occurred during the initial colonization period by Europeans. It’s one of the things that makes me really want to go out west to see the redwoods and sequoia and giant western red cedars and Doug firs that are all 200-400 ft tall. Tallest trees I’ve seen by me are around 70-100 tops and mostly only a few feet in diameter unless they are multi trimmed in which case sometimes you’ll see ones that may be around 6-7 ft across occasionally. Very few are more than a 200 or so years old while out west there are trees like the redwoods which are 2000 years old older than Jesus and in the western deserts there are bristlecone pines that are 5000 years old older than the biblical flood or the pyramids. Blows my mind you also have that clonal colony of quaking aspen in Utah I believe that is covers hundreds of acres and is estimated to be as an organism around 80000 years old if I’m not mistaken. It’s truly amazing. The size and age of some of these ancient old growth forests and they are awe inspiring to see however they were never the size of entire mountains and mesas or volcanic remnants like devils tower or monuments park
@kokkeibunni074 ай бұрын
Many people don't realize just how LESS North America has gotten. All of our big mature trees, gone. All of the natural raging rivers and rapids, diverted or dammed. We used to have flocks of birds so thick they blocked out the sun and created their own clouds. Gone. I wish I could have seen our world even a couple hundred years ago, I bet it was gorgeous.
@johnhavel76854 ай бұрын
@@kokkeibunni07 me too it saddens me when I think about it
@kiwitrainguy4 ай бұрын
I've heard of buffalo/bison heards on the Great Plains that would take someone three days to ride through on a horse back in the 19th century.@@kokkeibunni07
@evilbob8404 ай бұрын
"Devil's Tower is a butt!" lol
@jongkittae4 ай бұрын
8:22 "hooligan meteorite" is officially how i will be answering "what causes craters?" from here on out thanks
@jiubboatman93524 ай бұрын
The Giants causway in Ireland and the island of Staffa (Fingals cave) are made of exactly the same type of columnar bassalt and they are 130km apart. That is a big-ass tree.
@anarchords19054 ай бұрын
Damn. I was just about to say the same thing. You beat me to it by 25mins there.🙂 I was musing, maybe they think Fingal's cave is a huge hole in the tree, made by a massive dinosaur woodpecker. Or monster termites😱.
@DarthMaui4 ай бұрын
My takeaway: don’t fear content creation because this exists. It can never be as bad as what this person made. Ok…. I can do this!
@Amira_Phoenix4 ай бұрын
Cool profile name
@r1madbrit4 ай бұрын
Devils Tower is amazing and strikingly weird. I rode a Yamaha R1 around America in 2008 and visited the site. That and the Grand Canyon are well worth a 'field trip'.
@duanewilkinson97394 ай бұрын
What the heck was that Emma 😂 This video had me literally scratching my head … not your usual excellent reaction and facial expressions but the Flat Earth video itself …. It’s absolutely bizarre and unintentionally hilarious , keep up the great work Little Ducky
@LukeKendall-author4 ай бұрын
"Spunkledork"? Brilliant!
@mrmr4464 ай бұрын
You made me imagine youngling Emma running with the wild ponies of the New Forest until adopted by the Spunkledork clan.
@PinkyJujubean4 ай бұрын
My favorite thing is when someone posts something that mocks flat earthers and then they show up in the comments to "debate" people (show everyone how smart they think they are). They honestly have no idea how ridiculous they actually are. They know people laugh at them but they can't possibly comprehend how loud theyre being laughed at. If they knew what they actually look like to everyone else theyd probably hide in a closet out of sheer embarrassment
@robsquared24 ай бұрын
Perfect, this is absolutely true. So since there are trees here, the earth is not flat.
@veronicaravello-arceo4 ай бұрын
For the tough words, hopefully this is useful if you didn’t go find this out already. Chalcedony: (12:32) it goes “Cal-SAID-oh-knee” Lignin: (13:11) LIGG-nin. There’s no ng sound like in gong or thing. Lahar: (13:43) [you said this one just fine, I just had to look this one up for those of us silly beans who had no clue what this is.] Butte: (15:55) no it is not a butt. It’s a BYUT. Like cute but switch the C for a B. I went back in the video to find these, so I hope this helps!
@arctic_haze4 ай бұрын
A special shout out to you for the Futurama Moon casino joke. Another job well done! 🤖
@johnmcclure404 ай бұрын
I'm still hung up on the idea of a secret nuclear war. Of all the things that you can't keep a secret, that would probably be at the top.
@portlavacaboy4 ай бұрын
I tried really hard to follow this guy, Emma, but I was unable to penetrate his thick accent. You should get a medal for your effort.
@eljison4 ай бұрын
Thanks! Even the short clips of this video were hard to watch. Our Baphy plushy sends his love!
@renatocorvaro69244 ай бұрын
Two things. First, great video. "No forests"? Like, c'mon. I've been inside a forest. Where do you live that you have never seen a forest in person? Second, I accept that this is your job and that you need sponsors to make anything resembling a decent income, but I sincerely hope you find something better than Raid. It is exemplary of all the problems with the mobile gaming industry. Love your stuff and I'll keep coming back always.
@EmmaThorneVideos4 ай бұрын
Appreciate u
@NerdnetCA4 ай бұрын
Ahh, the good ol "no forests"... I haven't seen that one since the summer of 2019.
@MachoMuxGrandeeSavage21 күн бұрын
When he said "In our cursed hell nothing is fit" I really felt that
@friendlyneighbourhoodsteve40874 ай бұрын
That was bonkers. And fossils made of opal are amazing! If you're not familiar with opal, it can be really beautiful. It's quite 'random', so every piece is unique. Black opal is my favourite. 💜
@wizardsuth4 ай бұрын
One reason there are many fossils of shark teeth is that they have multiple rows of teeth and shed old ones regularly as new ones grow in. This greatly increases the number of teeth sharks produce.
@anna90724 ай бұрын
Also, tooth enamel is one of the toughest substances in nature, and will survive long after every other part of the body has returned to dust.
@NyctophileXIII4 ай бұрын
In fact, Emma, you are my FAVORITE English folkloric creature! Also, I've climbed Devil's Tower, and found several fossils in my home area. They are not the same.
@BrownCoatCaptn4 ай бұрын
Lol you explaining the volcano and the slight pleading in your voice *chefs kiss*
@jobrown952 ай бұрын
"Crooling process" The grueling cooling process
@MrBobPilarski4 ай бұрын
To confuse mountains for tree stumps his trees must've been super gigantic 😂
@r.michaelburns1124 ай бұрын
Ah, the classic "I don't believe it so it can't be true" argument, a.k.a. the Argument from Incredulity. But I LOVE the whole "secret nuclear war" idea. That's fabulous. Also, visit Devil's Tower. It's awesome!
@lloroshastar63474 ай бұрын
I do love that they use science when it suits them, and then completely dismiss science when it's no longer of any use to them.
@SteverenoOFFICIAL4 ай бұрын
My favorite part was when he mentioned Close Encounters of the Third Kind, because I love that movie and could think about it during the bits where Emma wasn't talking
@peteryoung84624 ай бұрын
If your whole world is bounded by the walls of your mother's basement, you can believe there are no forests.
@anna90724 ай бұрын
The thing that I’ve noticed about flat earthers and other science rejectors is that they’ll say “how does this work?”, and then when you tell them they say “no, it can’t work like that.”
@twanfox4 ай бұрын
Devil's Tower is a phenomenal experience to go see, as is all the Black Hills, really. Been several times and it never ceases to be entertaining, and that's without even being a rock climber.
@oldmanlearningguitar4464 ай бұрын
It would be funnier if this type of arrogance mixed with misunderstanding wasn’t so incredibly common across so many issues.
@theredvelvetwitch4 ай бұрын
Clint’s Reptiles just did a reaction as an evolutionary biologist to some creationist ideas and you might enjoy it! He’s a brilliant guy, I adore his content. Its a crossover with my favorite interests!
@wintergray12214 ай бұрын
You may enjoy Forrest Valkai. He's a science teacher who reacts to theist ideas with hard science and sass.
@theredvelvetwitch4 ай бұрын
@@wintergray1221i love forrest Valkai! I also recommended Clint’s video because he approaches it from the view of a Christian, which I haven’t seen very often
@dahlinthefiend4 ай бұрын
I'm really surprised to find out that my small city paid to have a holographic projection of trees surrounding the area. Seems expensive.
@WALLE1D1W4 ай бұрын
Emma, this is important. The angel is full of forests. You're going to have to walk like you can see.
@EmmaThorneVideos4 ай бұрын
Pardon
@WALLE1D1W4 ай бұрын
@@EmmaThorneVideos I thought it would be funny to misquote the Doctor Who episode Flesh and Stone. And then I thought it would be even funnier to misquote a blooper from the aforementioned episode.
@svanirreads44484 ай бұрын
We find fossils usually only of partial creatures, like, a tooth and the pelvis, and have to reconstruct a full skeleton from bits and pieces of multiple individuals, BECAUSE so few things fossilize.
@marcosmith66134 ай бұрын
Love the way you dissected his faulty logic without getting involved in the potential language barrier.
@Nagoragama4 ай бұрын
If you want to go to any National Parks in the US, go to the Grand Canyon. Pictures and even video do not do it justice. When you see it in person it almost seems impossible, like it can't really exist, but its right there in front of you, this impossibly deep multi-colored canyon that extends as far as you can see in both directions. I recommend everyone see it in person at least once!