No, It's Not "All Men"

Taken from JRE #1401 w/ Iliza Shlesinger: • Joe Rogan Experience #...

[@sppsports2449]

Imagine women in Syria and Saudi Arabia hearing western women say they're oppressed.

[@-_Ismael_-1]

All of the Middle East

[@AsttoScott]

I don't care how hot they are, if they've had another mans shit smeered on them. I'm out.

[@jamestown910]

Astto they absolutely do. Those women are in Dubai for a weekend and go on shopping sprees, on who’s dime?

[@GaryHighFruit]

"All of the Middle East" Not all Middle easterners. Women in Iraq do pretty well. As for the way they dress, at least some of them chose to, and it's not a law; just custom.

[@igogoplatayobitch7566]

Imagine reading a comment and re-posting it for some likes and an ego boost

[@nilocdg9752]

Bill Burr said it best. “At least your problems are taken seriously. If anything happens to a dude it’s just considered funny.”

[@leahengle2760]

sexual assault and rape are rarely taken seriously among women. I have personal experience and so does ever woman i know

[@dbow5077]

I'd be willing to bet if every woman you know has been sexually assaulted, your perception of sexual assault would also extend to every man you know.

[@zachrohler1047]

@@leahengle2760 that sounds like a you problem.... theres the fuckin mee to movement, belive all women, the rape culture on campus bs, what the hell are you talking about?

[@Keekeeks]

@@leahengle2760 bruh there’s people who have lost everything over an accusation that ended up being a lie... what in the fuck are you actually talking about like I have social media girls post anti rape shit 24/7 like what in the fuck are you actually talking about

[@lostbutfound6787]

@@leahengle2760 I promise most men in my circle take sexual assault very seriously.

[@daveco1270]

Iliza and Joe look like they're gonna go out robbing houses after this podcast.

[@NickRHT]

Lol 😁that was kinda funny.

[@adikmen007]

Thats true

[@JohnWilliams-ee5ly]

In an alarm company ad lol

[@Noondroid]

Or steal the Declaration of Independence because it's really a treasure map.

[@terencehammonds3041]

Lmao

[@darianrose2195]

I agree with everything she just said. I can't stand the "all men" mentality because it's bullshit and wrong. A girl I used to be friends with kept making comments like "All men are weak." And "Men are too weak to handle a real woman." As she's sitting in mine and my then fiancée, now husband's apartment eating food that he made and completely oblivious to just how fucked up and rude that was. I was almost molested as a little girl, I had a very abusive relationship with one of my exes and I STILL can't abide that slanted thinking because I have known so many amazing men from grandfathers to uncles to my own dad to friends and other exes and my husband is one of if not the best. Don't blame and marginalize others for your own shortcomings, I say.

[@Chiiyaam]

@Darian Rose Women like this ❤️🙏🏼

[@darianrose2195]

@@PistolPete1251 She definitely does.

[@reddzjagulus756]

🗣SAY IT LOUDER

[@alwayslernin4400]

Exactly!!!!

[@ClaudetteVioletta]

They say that hating men comes from trauma and it's aright But you and others girls are prove that you don't have to hate a whole group for something one of them did to ya

[@jeremypayne5078]

Saying "This is offensive because the body being shown is unattainable" is definitely body shaming.

[@RacheleStrata]

I think becuase the ad was trying to promote supplements was a big issue - not just the body

[@dreadone6894]

Just a heads up, “ Heman “...

[@ibefullofme]

Is it still body shaming if the body is heavily edited and photoshopped to appear more ideal?

[@SuperBrendan3]

Always ok but often the supplements are part of how you get that body. At least they offend help yo make it less ‘unattainable’

[@RacheleStrata]

@@SuperBrendan3 I dunno, I'm on both sides. Joe may change his mind about this when his daughters get a bit older and start wanting surgery

[@KaymalaHarris]

She looks like she plays the “decoy” in chris Hansen’s to catch a predator

[@jackrockwell6698]

Kaymala Harris that’s a way underrated comment.

[@Simon_Sez]

Lmao the 27 year old pretending to be 13

[@annamarie8168]

Yes!! Lol she reminded me of something but I couldn’t put my finger on it until I saw your comment 😂😂

[@chefboiardeeznutz9881]

@@jackrockwell6698 was just about to say that lol for real though

[@dtomos]

😭😂

[@jaskapoju123]

Why does this sound like female joe rogan talking with joe rogan

[@autisticwolf3409]

Ahahahahaha that made me crease

[@badcornflakes6374]

@@autisticwolf3409 cringe*

[@utryping]

Bad Cornflakes what?

[@definitelynotcole]

Lol

[@psimonkane7092]

"MmHm"

[@devilsslave1970]

"I married a dude" "Congratulations" "I made out with a few hot guys" "Congratulations again" 😂😂😂

[@shifty_s197]

that shit cracked me tf up 😂😂😂

[@logibear453]

Perfect timing lol.

[@ramblinfan99]

LOL

[@DoryanTheCritic]

She could have married a woman for all we care. And we all know how those relationships end.

[@Darkour97]

Yeah that had me rolling 🤣

[@zachsh]

She looks like Elon Musk's sister, Ellen Perfume

[@TylerLL2112]

Ellen De Toilet.

[@handoverthejewgoldkyle3321]

Here, have a like.

[@jamesbakis6330]

haha underated comment

[@theohind9796]

Shelon

[@kevincameron192]

that's not how sisters last names work tho

[@ABOLITIONIST269]

"Who's your buddy?" "Joe Rogan" "Yeah don't worry about it." So wholesome lol.

[@qpghostqp9551]

Man that had me laughing for a good minute or two he's too cool lol

[@CBlade0]

Did he just coerce her into getting high and signing her rights away while talking about gender roles and stereotypes doesn't get much more brilliant than that

[@mann8098]

And just like that all her worries melted away....

[@jollyproductions1105]

Was literally about to comment on this very f*ing moment lol.

[@dingosmith9932]

@@qpghostqp9551 ahdorable ...¿

[@cokobware]

"Who's your buddy?" "Joe Rogan" "You're gonna be fine". Best end to a JRE clip hehe

[@jaccbolton]

Hilarious moment

[@cloudofh2o394]

Cory Koski it was so wholesome I love it

[@supa_cold_ninja]

IM DYING!!!

[@unstoneable]

Right ? :D Just wanted to type that but realized I have to check comments :D

[@lifemusic1980]

So wholesome

[@6XXBANSHEEXX8]

J- "Who's your buddy?" I - "Joe Rogan" J- "You're gonna be fine" lmao!!

[@eliaskarago5610]

Was looking for this comment 😂😂😂😂😂

[@GiltleyRage]

It's true :D

[@DS-rf2kp]

Joe “some big ones are real” Rogan

[@frankwallop6512]

Yesss

[@craknuckle4862]

Some tig ol bitties

[@teknique8292]

Beautiful

[@mar15115]

Nice

[@nelsonchike4812]

I love how he said it while looking at her chest directly

[@Jrseydevil]

She is 10000 times a better comic and feminist then Amy shumer.

[@hezekiahdaggett2179]

Nice

[@GTASlayer98]

So is anyone

[@GTASlayer98]

Elliott Swaby dude that’s a salty strawberry potato soup 🍜🙃

[@GTASlayer98]

Frank Rauen so is your sister

[@dennis07reyes]

Than* and I agree

[@Noah-lu9mb]

"I'm getting sweaty" Joe with his head glistening in sweat "Really?"

[@mcfuckinanotheraccount808]

It's happened to me not realizing how sweaty and hot i am when high. Also not realizing I have to take a shit lol

[@bradypeake4447]

I read this when he said REALLY. I lost it

[@bradypeake4447]

@Jimmy Peeps Show 😂

[@kevind7617]

Made my peter stiff

[@ndg3174]

How are people this slow you really got 1.1k likes are yall fookin blind?

[@joef2593]

Joe seems like a genuinely good guy, if you're with him you're taken care of no matter who you are, that's masculinity

[@mr.habibbi3158]

jamie

[@CharlieL292]

Nice bomber jacket top of course

[@lowellcalavera6045]

That's being kind.

[@davidbarnes6410]

That’s being a real host.

[@77EmreHawk33]

"Who's your buddy?" "Joe Rogan" "Yeah... Don't worry about it"

[@scurus11scurus]

EHZ that part honestly made me laugh harder than I have in weeks

[@craigk3103]

I thought that was an adorable little interaction

[@koloblican11763]

It was just so natural haha

[@theconservativeliberal6967]

*emotional support dogs be like*

[@PissySkyKat]

I gotta smoke with Joe someday.

[@joni1405]

"Maybe in England that might be unrealistic" Wow, savage

[@thecurrentmoment]

There's just no reason to wear a bikini when there is no sunshine, unless you are showing off your body to make feel bad (Sarcasm)

[@lloydhinshelwood]

There hasn’t been sun here for three months I think she’s accurate without tanning bed. 😂

[@tristman8413]

More fat people in the USA, just saying

[@cman7113]

tristman 84 yeah but you’re comparing a country with 65million people and a country with almost 400 million people. Of course there’s gonna be more fat people lmao

[@Hai_da]

@@cman7113 Per capita figures exist lmao.

[@-theshape-6053]

joe" some big ones are real " rogan

[@adrianbekillingem]

- The Shape - was about to comment that Hahahahahaha 💀

[@michaelc1063]

Lmao

[@willdyer9797]

Came to find this comment after he said that 😂

[@justinperry2432]

Tremendous

[@Wwattz]

Funny thing is, men and women speculate on women's bodies, men and women will ask if a woman if her breast are real, but it's gonna be taken differently depending who asks. She's trying so hard to pretend she isn't biased. Comes across as dishonest.

[@jeremy454]

When did it become okay to dislike success. A person who has taken care of themselves and made better decisions. You should be happy for them and model your life after them. Make the world better by making yourself better, not tearing down others

[@matthewroreilly]

“Who’s your buddy?” “Joe rogan.” “Ya don’t worry about it...”

[@nymrodr]

Best fucking part

[@nymrodr]

@@Mushroom1882 Yup

[@Leftyotism]

@@nymrodr #golden ^.^

[@aamesworld]

That was nice

[@robert4you]

I really like that part. Joe Rogan has the heart in the right place.

[@beautycrossing5584]

Before I die I want to hear joe rogan ask me “who’s your buddy”

[@NearlyH3adlessNick]

If you're partying with Joe Rogan, it _may_ be the night you die!

[@machielluchtmeijer7796]

@Warrior Son jesus you're pathetic

[@willjepson7770]

@@machielluchtmeijer7796 lmao

[@tylermcrae1598]

I mean if you die your brain will release DMT, it is very likely you will see Joe Rogan chilling there with the machine elves.

[@beautycrossing5584]

Warrior Son wow my husband calls me that

[@JSchaffer214]

I swear Joe Rogan is a chameleon. He will adapt to his guest in a very subtle manner and few actually even catch that he's doing it.

[@carloselhakim]

cease your investigations

[@markusslama2653]

the reptilians are watching... be careful from now on, you never know what could happen next...

[@jack_wparsons]

it's called playing devil's advocate. he's interviewing man that's what you do

[@markusslama2653]

@@jack_wparsons no it's not called being a devil's advocate. That would be opposing the guest for the sake of entertaining the opposing arguements. Get your terminologies straight before coming in like that, bro. Being a chameleon suggest the complete opposite of the spectrum you mad ting.

[@Logan-cw9yr]

You make it sound sinister lol. Part of being a good interviewer is matching the guest's energy and sometimes biting your tongue or feigning interest in particular topics to keep things rolling.

[@0OOO0GAAA]

Man, Joe is just so good at this kind of things. He really knows how to talk with people without messing things up. The "who's your buddy" is just mind blowing. Just a simple sentence, yet calms everything down. Hats off

[@ManicMindTrick]

Yeah, I couldn't pull this off. I don't think I want to pull it off.

[@OfficialKlassic]

Who’s your buddy? Joe Rogan

[@short-eu7bs]

@Pat Fry wow you're so cool, stfu

[@TheRocketNasty]

that was the cutest shit ever lol

[@whoisanyone6134]

@Pat Fry I know you’re gonna look back on this in 4 years and feel like shit

[@whoisanyone6134]

@Luke Bassilious I agree, but we all know trolls are bottom of the barrel when it comes to the internet. Usually you have a horrible life so you bully people on the internet

[@romeomaxwell320]

Tjat was a great exchange

[@ivanhale8114]

Me: she looks like a dude Iliza: "my boobs are real, and because they're big... " Me: opens new tab

[@yourunemployedfriendat2pm]

turns out they aren't that big tbh..

[@dan_ward]

@@yourunemployedfriendat2pm You don't get out often do you?

[@yourunemployedfriendat2pm]

@@dan_ward I do and where i live theres a lot of latinas

[@thehpsv]

@@yourunemployedfriendat2pm This whole exchange was hilarious.

[@gavensedgwick6516]

@@yourunemployedfriendat2pm Understandable.

[@stephenolder4552]

Personally, i dont mind if another guy is stronger and more confident than myself, but if he's obnoxiously cocky and arrogant, then i cant stand their company.

[@SWIFTzTrigger]

Even if someone is weaker and shorter than you, if they are cocky and arrogant you won't like them. Its almost like shitty character traits rub people up the wrong way or something?

[@fomori2]

@@SWIFTzTrigger Cocky and arrogant is when you are attempting to fake confidence and those are negative traits. However, some can people mistake actual confidence for being cocky or arrogant. It all depends on their disposition. If you are looking for reasons to dislike someone you will assume they are cocky and arrogant in either case. Sadly that is what most insecure men do on a regular basis and gives all men a bad name.

[@powerowl2120]

@@fomori2 that is very true, but for the most part there's a huge easily noticeable difference between confidence and arrogance. I'm friends with a lot of confident people, but there's this one dude who's just a dick about everything he does or thinks and if you try to challenge him on anything he tries to make you look stupid. You can definitely see a difference, confidence is more genuine and fun, arrogance is fake and annoying

[@stephenolder4552]

@ wait, what? Is your comment referring to me? Cause if it is, im a bit confused. Im a straight guy, no dude is picking me up, cocky or not. But i dont associate with cocky people as friends. I have no use for them. Nothing wrong with confidence and knowing what you're capable of. But to me, cockiness and arrogance is when you're trying to rub your skills/abilities in everyone's face, and that seems petty and of low character to me. I have no patience for it, and my life is better off not dealing with those people.

[@ooferrell]

Then u a bitch lol jk

[@willyhehd23]

We need to realize that it’s not a guy/girl issue. It’s the type of person thing like instigators, manipulators, liars, being petty, backstabbing and other types along those lines. Everyone can be fucked up. Hard thing to do is be kind

[@Musket-uq9rg]

Jesus I would love to be an oppressed millionaire

[@OP-xi1hv]

@Vegans Suck She has suffered so much... like that time she got asked for a lighter... no one deserves that.

[@alwaysatwork5913]

Well said so true

[@johnallerson6911]

Musket 2018 exactly

[@koloblican11763]

The mark ---------------------------------------> you

[@ticklord]

fuckin' yikes dawg

[@AJstop10swatchit]

She’s dressed kinda like Eminem from 8 mile, now this is a homie I wanna listen to

[@FallenOne_Tattoo]

AJ's Top 10's FEMinem

[@Mohit-iu3ge]

@Sunny Days lmaooo

[@ryan2-518]

D ii Y A what 😂

[@OriflammeGaming]

D ii Y A I see what you did 😂

[@hmoovyug3782]

I thought this was Em this whole time..

[@isthismyfault]

She doesnt have a problem with men unless they ask for a lighter.

[@maybedos]

She's that retractable bic girl in the group.

[@paulcarmi8130]

Why are y'all forgetting a lighter when ya leave the house?

[@rzawistowski33]

As a woman she shouldn't have to let you use her lighter

[@Schmuni]

Omg its THAT chick?

[@joshuanorris5860]

@@Schmuni what chick? Lol

[@dankennedy3365]

I- "I am high! I swear it got IN MY BRAIN!!!" J- "Yer gonna be fine" I- 'Joe..." J- "Who's yer buddy?" I- "Joe Rogan" J- "Yeah. Don' worry 'bout it" 🤣🤣🤣

[@warrendoyle2875]

In Ireland a potato crisp brand called hunky Dory's had to cancel an advertising campaign that had a bunch of sexy women in sports gear because it offended women, later a fashion store hung up a massive picture of a muscular man in his underwear, and not a word was said, probably because men care less

[@monomorph5730]

I like the Buffalo flavor

[@blinkingintensifies8212]

Because we realize that dude worked out hard for it, or is photoshopped. Women apparently see a beautiful woman and get offended because that’s not their reality?? Make it your reality!

[@wesh8121]

As men we're not taught to be victims, we dont have a whole society telling us we SHOULD be offended; rather the opposite.

[@monomorph5730]

@@wesh8121 I really like the Buffalo flavor

[@DeAnne401]

@@wesh8121 wait, what kind of parents teach they're children the be victims?

[@Logan-cw9yr]

"Are ya getting paranoid?" *glances around nervously* "I'm a little sweaty..." Yeah she might be high.

[@MSLambert96]

@Francisco Nieves you wanna try constructing a sentence that actually makes sense?

[@mihailmilev9909]

@Francisco Nieves Affirmative

[@mihailmilev9909]

@@MSLambert96 lmao yeah

[@daneabdullah6064]

@Francisco Nieves what drugs are you on?

[@Ilovecats371]

@Francisco Nieves h ooo

[@Dammigeo]

the old saying "blowing out someone else candle doesn't make yours shine brighter" rings true throughout this clip.

[@RomanRoman-xi3dv]

Well it does make your seen further

[@unreconstructed]

Blowing out another candle would indeed make yours look brighter.

[@powerlifting1012]

@@unreconstructed yeah it is all perspective how you look at the query

[@cameronfreeman8495]

Call me sexist if you want but every time Joe has a female comedian on they somehow find a way to not say anything funny

[@christianbartending]

"I am high!!" "Na your fine, who's your buddy?" "Joe Rogan" (stoner voice)

[@proneymaloney2460]

That was the most friggen adorable way to end that clip lol

[@LanceDobson]

It really was though. That needs to be memified

[@neoc03]

The funny thing is a lot of the time it is that simple. Someone starts freaking out and you just remind them you got their back. Suddenly they are ok, and they calm right down.

[@Pejvaque]

Adorable ending

[@therealbfunke]

I hate when people say “all” people, it’s just dumb. Even all good people don’t agree whats good

[@TheJellyfish800]

Vassal Colony The people who make generalizations usually can’t admit that they are just like the stereotype they belong to.

[@sinured498]

and i hate ppl who want to hear the "not all" part, because generalizations are there for a reason, of cause there are exeptions - there are always! it's about the degree the generalization is used, if the % of what you want to describe isn't a vast majority - don't use "all" (a generalization). In a conversation such generalizations make it easier and shorten the sentences, i don't want to describe and explain everything and then go in its context, leave that for science/your job/school, NOT your everyday life....

[@yahg7600]

All people hate those people that say ‘all people.’

[@ez_company9325]

@@yahg7600 You know whats really funny? Because of the exceptions... the completely horrible people on either side of our modern philosophical issues, there are a lot of people, especially me, that are beginning to FUCKING HATE ALL PEOPLE. Even though its wrong, and the extremes dont represent the mean. Oh well.... I guess once everyone hates everyone, we will have finally reached true equality.

[@bplup6419]

"If a guy is short do you feel better?" A little.

[@willkershisnik5893]

Andrews cool probably cause you focus too much on stupid stuff like height

[@360.Tapestry]

​@Andrews cool just sounds like you're a spoiled kid n i look better

[@Death2AllGaming]

@Andrews cool its cos youve to look down to talk to people. look out your own height over everyones head

[@Death2AllGaming]

@Antonio Llopart just a fact based on his height relative to others. Insecurities can be manually overwritten

[@badcornflakes6374]

I have a girlfriend that accepts me with all my insecurities and it's pretty nice 🙃

[@jabuchanan5]

The "Who's your buddy?" At the end was the most wholesome drug user moment.

[@TenFires]

"Who's your buddy?" "Joe Rogan." Perfect ending to the clip.

[@toryjohnson9595]

you can see her cheeks getting flush, her eyes are dipping low and she starts using big words. hahaha "I swear im getting high" "You're a little high"

[@jesse3213]

Best part! Haha

[@DaveE99]

“When people don’t like me, I’ve learned that it has absolutely nothing to do with me”.

[@pablosanchez3489]

I don't like her, and it 100% has something to do with her. She's not funny, and being funny is supposed to be her occupation. I watched 4 episodes of her sketch show, and didn't even crack a smile.

[@360.Tapestry]

@@pablosanchez3489 bruh

[@guisantovski]

Isn't it weird that we all showed up about the same time? This video is six months old

[@360.Tapestry]

@@guisantovski we showed up, but not the laughs

[@nathanielcorbin792]

She said usually, but okok

[@Gshitcuh]

All men take dmt bong rips in the sunrise and eat mushrooms sandwiches for breakfast

[@r.i.promance7467]

I wish where is mine bruv

[@matty6878]

and then meditate in those cases that look like huge eyeglass cases filled with water

[@fishfire_2999]

@@matty6878 deprivation chamber.What JR calls them .

[@ranoch3696]

DMT breakfast of champions

[@MasterPourKnowP]

I wouldn't say ALL men but it such as hell helps me face the day.

[@4bidn.Knwldg]

Iliza : I am high, I swear to God in my brain... Joe: You'll be alright. Iliza: Joe! Joe : who's your buddy? Iliza: Joe Rogan Joe: Yeah, don't worry about it 😂💯

[@dreadone6894]

“Barbie is unrealistic” -Girls “Heman” guys... woah yeah

[@naethavenir9422]

Men who enjoy JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure’s overly muscular men: Damn, I AM GOING TO WORK HARD ngl, JoJo is an inspiration

[@ReeN1995]

That was the difference between me and my ex gf. When I saw a crazy ripped guy(who is natural) I said I want to look like that and got motivated. Whenever she saw some hot chick it was the opposite.

[@liites7730]

as in Herman Li from Dragonforce

[@uberlephrad8218]

@@naethavenir9422 Goku from Dragon Ball Z motivates me to work out and become a better fighter.

[@benanderson4639]

You can body build and get a similar physique

[@dudeb9168]

“Who’s your buddy” “Joe Rogan” “Yeah you’ll be fine.”

[@TANKFORST1]

Melted my heart.

[@lifemusic1980]

🥰

[@sean3533]

She could voice act 12 year old boys in cartoons.

[@dantehayes8686]

Sean Haggard she fully sounds like the avatar

[@proneymaloney2460]

Youd like that woundnt you bahaha

[@ssjwes]

She does have that kind of voice doesn't she.

[@sean3533]

@@proneymaloney2460 Yes.

[@sean3533]

@@dantehayes8686 Yes

[@jackrosado746]

"in England that might be unrealistic" one of the greatest roasts of the english of all time

[@calskees9932]

Tbh that didn’t really make any sense

[@dirtygunslinger9835]

not really....

[@Kostadin_Arolski]

@@calskees9932lmao. In england you either go to the gym or are fat. No middle ground. Idk if its the food or what,but those people get fat and ugly after 20

[@calskees9932]

@@Kostadin_Arolski again untrue

[@CharlieL292]

If said ‘in wales’ then yeah it wound be applicable and possibly a roasting

[@teufelhunden8308]

Whenever I hear “as a woman” I think “ah shit here we go again”.

[@fkerpants]

Many people mistakenly assume since they share the same gender/profession/stage in life with whatever is being discussed they somehow have some sort of authority to speak on the matter, and they simply don't. It's like saying you understand Hitler because he was a vegetarian too. It's inane and demonstrates a dearth of critical thinking.

[@viperstrike0]

@@fkerpants its not about authority to speak. yes it gets used liked that but when i hear it, i give people the benefit of the doubt that its stating that its a different perspective. If someone starts with "as a blank" i dont assume that their perspective is correct but it gives me context to their logic line.

[@stevep1974]

Came down to respond to that

[@nateo200]

Whenever someone elects themselves to speak on behalf of an enormous portion of people that don't even know WTF they are, I either brace myself for an onslaught of BS or attack the insanity of pretending like you "just know". Sometimes they are right though. If I said "as a man, I think I speak on the majority of us that urinals save time", generally speaking yeah.

[@ras_krystafari3333]

As a women supporter. I have only ever heard this phrase spoken authenticly when a trusting female needs authentic feedback.. otherwise its shallow chatter that real men have already tuned out. #blacknighting

[@SSPspaz]

Joe “Some women want to get ravaged” Rogan

[@DekkarJr]

He is quite right :D :D :D

[@SSPspaz]

@OG BamBam GO, oh he's definitely not wrong haha

[@PragmaticProminence]

And quite literally will tell you

[@obi-wankenobi1419]

Joe is like that uncle your family doesn't let you hang out with because he gives you weed and DMT

[@geoffreyokrongly916]

Joe “Told the Truth” Rogan

[@uberpansy77]

Joe: are you high? Girl: imma a little SwEAty Joe: has to break eye contact

[@blop-a-blop9419]

Girl : I think it's just *YoUr B0DY.* Heating the room. ... Joe : _starts sweating too_

[@Pulsed101]

Get the feeling it might be risky to leave these two in a room with a few bottles of vodka

[@craigmooney696]

I love this convo. It's everything from both ends. There is no favorites. I think we as people need to realize it.

[@Lordgorbon]

This episode was terrible she’s horrible and insufferable lol

[@Patch_duress]

I really wonder what kind of person it takes to just go up to a stranger and ask “are those boobs real? NO WAY?!”

[@benjaminlamptey1867]

It takes a pos

[@AsttoScott]

My mother told me I used to grab random chicks on the boobs when I was small. It was good to be a 70's kid.

[@darkovilos]

The beginning of an audition for porn.? Technically they are strangers to each other at the beginning.

[@fishfire_2999]

I'm guessing the drunk kind .

[@GaryHighFruit]

"I really wonder what kind of person it takes " Right. Men just aren't doing that, and we gotta stop just believing women.

[@jesseondrumsjd]

“Yea but some girls go crazy with the eyelashes, they look like they got spiders on their heads” lol

[@zdubbs7609]

@@steven-jv4ke Bruh w h a t

[@bytbeats9591]

I hate when people say “if someone doesn’t like you they’re just jealous” that just feeds into their already enlarged ego

[@classydays43]

Do you wonder if store clerks get fed that same bullsh**? Like a full on Karen comes along hurling abuse, store clerk goes out back after fifteen minutes of this horrible person abusing the soul out of them, spittle all over their face, and while they're in tears on the brink of a panic attack the manager comes out and tries to console them by saying, "they're jealous"?

[@theotakucave]

@@classydays43 Obviously that’s not the case every time, but for most times it is. Envy, or self righteousness or fear all turn into anger

[@SagaciousNihilist]

its either theyre jealous or theyre haters, thats the usual rethoric coming out of mouths of irresponsible people with they recieve any kind of criticism that contradicts their outlook/actions regardless if the criticsm is valid or not.

[@JasonTaylor90210]

Yeah there's obviously other variables. 😂 People are retarded.

[@JasonTaylor90210]

@@classydays43 That's overdramatic.

[@hb9149]

Yes, this: "We always look to the extreme right or left to prove our point." Thank you!

[@peterham7130]

She's really sliding in those humble-brags lol

[@viterbo42]

@@tz6706 someone’s salty

[@viterbo42]

@@tz6706 lmao you def are if you goin after everyone for their looks😂😂

[@viterbo42]

@@tz6706 hm okay fatty

[@viterbo42]

@@tz6706 yea i haven’t changed it in like 3 years i’ll change it for you bud

[@viterbo42]

@@tz6706 there we go now it shows my abs

[@AColonDashSix]

*Her starting to freak* Joe: “Who’s your buddy?” “Joe Rogan” “Yeah don’t worry about it” For some reason I found that very sweet and endearing

[@geov.8292]

In a odd way yeah, I found it really funny

[@ernestosera7758]

@Solus Probably pointing it out cause its cute and joe is being a good high buddy. When you smoke weed there is a point where you get tunnel vision and get paranoid, you get hyper aware of your surroundings and how other people are interacting with you and how you speak and interact with others, him telling her not to worry and that she is his buddy is him saying, your fine its okay to be high in this environment. Most people get paranoid because they feel like they are unsafe while high and feel vulnerable. Joe gets high all the time so he know just what to say to get her mind away from her feeling too high. I dont watch enough rogan to know if its a meme lol.

[@GodlyAtheist]

@@ernestosera7758 I generally don't trust people and even getting high with my brother made me incredibly uncomfortable. If someone started talking to me the way he did while being high I'd think I'm about to be mugged.

[@andreavenaa]

GodlyAtheist i hope you find more people in your life that make you feel at ease

[@badcornflakes6374]

@@GodlyAtheist Ouch. That sucks ass

[@jackgoff69]

I wish Patrice O'Neal was here, and could sit in on this podcast.

[@Munkylaw]

Shit on it? 😂

[@darklord220]

Shit all over her and then have a genuine conversation after she calms down

[@revolutionarys]

I love you for saying this!

[@jordanchen23]

Life has gone too easy for her

[@MyNameIsBVD]

Yeah he was the best at putting idiots in their place rip Patrice 😞

[@dkydigg2724]

Those last few seconds where joe was comforting her bcuz she was on the verge of trippin is how it should be approached

[@connorw9393]

“Mannn, I am high.” “Hey. Who’s your buddy? “Joe Rogan.” “There it is. You’re fine, don’t worry about it.” 😂😂😂😂 purest form of paranoia support

[@Prototype1207]

Feminism doesn’t have a monopoly on treating all people fairly.

[@jasonvanepps7061]

In fact they have no interest in it at all.

[@Oldsoul305]

Bryan Lehman New age feminism is made to provide women with more privilege than they already have. That’s about it.

[@chriscus1474]

@@Oldsoul305 Completely disagree. Modern wave feminism is about man hating and complete ignorance.

[@Oldsoul305]

Chris Cus14 The proof is in the pudding. Why ask for higher wages if you’re already getting paid equally? They want to earn more for less work!! Why fight for abortion? Why fight slut shamming? They want to be whores with no societal judgement. Why are they forcing men to act like pussies to be able to date them? Because they want to be provided for but also want the respect. They want to know what it’s like to be the man of the house without actually being the man of the house or doing anything that a man of the house does. Why do they fight for rape trials with no evidence? Why do they suggest all women should be taken on their word? They want to get men they don’t like in trouble!! Etc, etc. I can go on and on. I’m not going to disagree with you, I think feminism also stems from the hatred of men and ignorance, but think twice before you disagree with what I’ve said. A subject can be about multiple things. Could it be that feminism is about Providing women with more privilege, AND man hating & ignorance? If not? How so?

[@Oldsoul305]

Magdalena Tomczynski When women were abused, who do you think had it worse? Men or women? The women who got slapped but were provided for and just stayed in the house baking cookies and raising kids? Or the men that got ate by bears, went to war, built cities, faced the more difficult forms of slavery? Point made. That’s a false statement, there isn’t a gender war...the large majority of women adore men. Simply for the fact that we pay for their entire life. They adore us now, and the majority of women also adored us when we were abusing them. Women are paid more than men actually, on average. Men are wealthier on average, but that doesn’t translate to women getting paid less. They work less. Your validations for abortion are not valid and based on only your opinion. So you’re saying evidence isn’t important? You’re saying men should get decades in prison with no evidence? And I agree with you there. Women behave like children because of the way they’re raised. To never hear the word “no” or “you can’t” But it also carries on in our society, how many men are there that will give a woman his left arm that he just met? And I know, men are scary. We are the most violent and the most destructive. But why don’t you wonder why that is? since the beginning of humanity, men were the ones who had to fight to protect their country, their family, or themselves. Women never had to adapt primal instincts of survival. Because they were always protected, by who? Those men that you hate so much...so forgive us for getting angry and aggressive so easily. It’s in our DNA to help us survive.

[@lachlanbriscoe1430]

joe’s “don’t worry about it” at the end was rather heartwarming.

[@Sisterlisk]

Aaah, Joe reminds me so much of my older brother (but like a better version), whose favourite phrase is "don't worry about it"!

[@jishnujay1452]

5:33 "I married a dude" "congratulations"

[@MrGTASA]

"I have made out with some hot dudes." "Congratulations again." Who says Joe Rogan can't be wholesome?

[@justinsk2241]

I fucking died at that part

[@eyezwideopen7590]

The wall is undefeated.

[@jpain97_]

Jordan Moir lol

[@milesmayhem5440]

Someone is red pilled.

[@PineappledoesnotbelongonPizza2]

@Go Hyuck Yourself What exactly are you talking about?

[@Asad_Thomas]

Absolutely. The only thing more guaranteed than death.

[@brucanthwood]

Every single wall has been defeated or will be... why are you proud of walls

[@magidal5421]

Joe “some women wanna get ravaged” rogan

[@doctorknow]

Well, it's true. If you're married or have had a gf for a long span you know the cycles. Im being human here not sexist and shit.

[@adgato75]

One of the most searched porn categories by women is rough sex and rape fantasy.

[@psychosalad6653]

adgato75 I bet BDSM and sadism type shit isn’t far behind

[@adgato75]

@@psychosalad6653 Probably , but I don't specifically recall. I DO recall that incest fantasy and lesbian vids were super popular among women. But part of that is that many women like a narrative in their porn , to get invested in a story. That is one reason that there is so much written "erotica" aimed at women. It is porn that they can pretend is not porn , while also working for them .

[@magidal5421]

I am The Senate, adgato75 I mean, 50 shades of grey was a hit for a reason

[@InuranusBrokoff]

I'm a male, and I'd like to be treated equally. If that offends you, maybe you should open your eyes.

[@tylertravis2081]

Your not gonma be annoying and do hyprocrite shit then your fine and dont force your beliefs on other people you will be fine

[@DanteTheSimpSlayer]

"maybe in england its unrealistic" - i live in uk, this is pure facts xDDDDDDDDd

[@Beans360]

Well statistically the Americans are fatter than the UK but she said LA so i have to agree.

[@Lexx1976]

Google: Avg. Weight adult woman UK vs. USA. (uk: 154 lbs to usa: 171 lbs)

[@paddyotoole2058]

@@Lexx1976 this means nothing unless you also compare also the average heights and also a few other variables of the women in these two countries. You are assuming that they are all exactly the same, and they are not. Women in the US are on average one inch taller than those living in the UK.

[@joebaker7788]

@@paddyotoole2058 even if US women are an inch taller, them being 17 pounds heavier makes them disproportionately more overweight (also I bet you weren’t expecting a reply too this lol)

[@paddyotoole2058]

@@joebaker7788 yes but it explains some of the weight difference, wouldn’t you agree? Also there may be other variables apart from height like I mentioned and which can also play a part. I’m not saying that women in the US are not fatter; they definitely are. Just that direct comparisons like this need qualifying.

[@ammaralmallah4295]

Joe “yeah they’re real” Rogan

[@taylobeats6745]

Ammar Al Mallah 🤣🤣🤣👀👀👀

[@bbeen40]

Pics or it isn't real.

[@abnormalbeats3691]

Hahaha i was gonna make that comment😂😂😂

[@anonymouslyawesome895]

wow this isn't allowed in the qr'an sir

[@ammaralmallah4295]

anonymously awesome can you please explain?

[@DemonsCrest1]

*Feminist:* "I think men and women should be treated equally. And I think the solution to this problem is treating men and women unequally"

[@hezekiahdaggett2179]

Lmao true

[@polarbearal]

One of the original thinkers in feminist philosophy, Simone De Beauvoir's take on feminism is that women and men are both DIFFERENTLY oppressed and should not strive to be equally so, but rather should strive to break away from that. You just proved Joe Rogan right about that word. One idiot hears it and thinks, "Oh, one of those," and the whole cycle continues. That's you, pal.

[@MrPlaylistMan]

@@polarbearal of course but most dont care about the individual thinkers, they look at what the ideology produces and have a negative response.

[@DemonsCrest1]

​@@polarbearal *One of the original thinkers in feminist philosophy, Simone De Beauvoir's take on feminism is that women and men are both DIFFERENTLY oppressed and should not strive to be equally so, but rather should strive to break away from that. You just proved Joe Rogan right about that word. One idiot hears it and thinks, "Oh, one of those," and the whole cycle continues. That's you, pal.* I never suggested that men and women faced the same oppression in society, and I never suggested that the goal should be to oppress men and women equally. All I was doing was pointing out the hypocrisy of modern feminists - who claim that men and women are equal and deserve "equal rights" while at the same time advocating for discrimination against men to make things "equal" (to benefit women). And I'm not sure why you are propping up Simone de Beauvoir as one of the "good" feminists either. In a 1975 interview, Simone is quoted as saying "No woman should be authorized to stay at home and raise her children. Society should be totally different. Women should not have that choice, precisely because if there is such a choice, too many women will make that one". Simone was not opposed to the idea of oppression - even oppression against women - so long as it advanced the cause of "gender equality". And not much has changed today, with modern feminists still using the goal of "gender equality" as a justification to trample over other people's individual rights. Any person who puts "gender equality" before individual rights/freedoms is an authoritarian and not a good person in my book. And the "good" feminists we have today - the ones who "don't hate men" and like to put their own spin on what feminism is to them - are not helping anyone but themselves. All they are doing is acting in their own best interests (virtue signalling how "good" they are) and shielding a hate-filled movement (predicated on hurting men via discrimination) from criticism.

[@polarbearal]

@@DemonsCrest1 Saying Beuvoir is one of the original feminist thinkers doesn't imply she's "one of the good" ones.

[@MichelleEstrada]

“Some men want you to shit in Tupperware and send it to them” lmfao alright then

[@magnadelusor4249]

I remember how she told a story on ridiculousness about how one guy asked for a picture and then licked the side of her face I say as a dude we’re weird there is someone out there who wants an attractive blonde to send a box of shit to them

[@kurtsudheim825]

Well, urinating on print is a fetish, this is probably also a thing, just more hardcore & this rare

[@CoyWhite]

"who's ur buddy." "Joe Rogan." I'm using this in my life at some point to calm a friend down.

[@alexgiovannini5837]

I want Joe Rogan to calm me down every time I am too high...

[@KurNorock]

Why don't you just stop getting high?

[@michaelmathews4103]

Kur Norock Dont be ridiculous

[@denenterpriesesorwhatsleft6386]

@@KurNorock but wheres the fun in that

[@kanchanrana5670]

Haha yes I hear you buddy 🙌

[@KurNorock]

@Giannis Antetokounmpo Where would humanity be if not for people like you who show up like the heros you are to point out the exceedingly obvious?

[@berserk____1878]

I'm just tired of hearing about offended twitter people and their hot takes smh. I'm not even on twitter lol

[@rawdog1999]

I listen to a bunch of these podcasts by LA based comedians and it's the only place I hear about what's outraged Twitter users. I never hear it mentioned on any other medium. These guys give it a way bigger audience everytime they comain about it on their podcasts.

[@Idolhands7007]

Lol stop watching right wing content, then🤣🤣. That’s the only place i ever hear or see it

[@ats8699]

No doubt. Most of the time its the people who were never paid attention to when they were younger just virtue signaling to seem cooler.

[@FinkPloyd504]

Dude I hear ya. Do we have to talk about them constantly? Yeah people are annoying, but you know what's more annoying, having to listen to Joe talk about them for half of every podcast with every guest. Get over it, I'm fucking tired of hearing about this shit, I'm done. I don't care. Fuck em.

[@nedaltrebor8553]

The sad part is that a lot of the "triggered" Twitter people, are fake satirical posts, then they get used as examples of how outraged "people" are. Its like referencing an onion article.

[@dakidarts]

de day Joe “DMT” Rogan interviewed his female version

[@xavierpark5937]

No man is asking her about eyelashes unless it James Charles

[@MrJayfreeable]

Xavier park sung Faxx

[@shinpaws1014]

the gals do.. eyelashes is a thing for them

[@Ironborn4]

You never know what some dude might say while trying to get laid

[@falconquest2068]

She has eyelashes?

[@shinpaws1014]

@@Ironborn4 lmao

[@robotjox77]

"I married a dude, I made out with some hot dudes. " In that order?

[@haydencook682]

If her husband I a male feminist then yes

[@feathermen1138]

She married a dude, she made out with dudes and dresses like s dude...those dudes need a talking to....for making out with woman dressed as a 12 year all boy...

[@kleenexwarrior6061]

Hayden Cook yes

[@victorvance6279]

@@feathermen1138 You think all women have to dress like 50's housewives or some shit bro? You probably think school uniforms are good fucking boomer

[@toBEcharmed]

Ression he literally never said that. And school uniforms doesn’t make you a boomer. Smh, you give us millennials a bad name.

[@bobbyfresher762]

Why does Iliza look like she just got off her shift at Taco Bell?

[@WisconsinChristianite]

Can confirm, I know so many girls that have worked at Taco Bell for some reason.

[@swamp9136]

Bruh that shit so true

[@markruhland3035]

Taco Bell chicks are HOT!

[@ivartheboneless5969]

She did b

[@nikillasingh9727]

as a woman, i agree. i don't understand why calling all men rapists should be normalized, istg i've asked SO many of these women on why they think it's okay but they never have an answer??

[@gewgulkansuhckitt9086]

I think the reason the word "feminist" or "feminism" gets such a negative knee-jerk reaction is simply this. REASONABLE feminism is so standard that it needs no label. If you say you're against female genital mutilation and you want equal pay for equal work and no sexual harassment in the workplace (real harassment, not exaggerated stuff) and you think women should have the right to vote, then you are basically just one of the herd. There's no need to say, "I'm a feminist." because you share your beliefs with 95% of the population, men included. So when someone actually goes to the trouble of calling themselves a feminist, that usually means either they want something most women don't or that they are unusually passionate about the stuff that most women want. Either way, there's a fairly significant chance that they're not the kind of person most men want to associate with and men who have been burned are wary.

[@takoshihitsamaru4675]

Yes and no. It's not about being one of the herd. And feminism in modern day Western society is only about being "above" men, not being equal with them. Women earned equality a long time ago. But for whatever reason, they are still fighting. Women being harassed at work is nothing to do with inequality, it's to do with an individual acting like an asshole, and not many women want to admit, being an asshole is NOT gender exclusive. Being attacked in a park at night is also not a gender thing, I live in one of the dodgiest places in my State, and I sure as shit wouldn't go around at night without a friend or some kind of weapon. To add to that, if I was a woman and I knew that drunkards who were looking for sex were out and about, I sure as fuck wouldn't wear revealing clothing while out, alone, at night. It's common sense. Not oppression.

[@heliasprael3203]

Feminism does not hold a monopoly on gender equality. Just because you want equal rights between sexes doesn't mean you're a feminist

[@TheTurinturumbar]

@@heliasprael3203 if you're for equality then saying you're a feminist is counterproductive. The scale starts there and goes all the way to male genocide. So when I hear you're a feminist I don't assume you're on either fringe, so neither for equality or male genocide but likely somewhere in the middle which lands you square in female supremacy country. Not a person I'd associate with if I could help it at all.

[@Cloudwalker2k3]

A black man has a better chance of finding a reasonable Klansman than someone finding a reasonable Feminist.

[@TheTurinturumbar]

@@ryanryan2734 prove any part of that comment. And I think the same of you. So, you got the balls to test which of us is closer to the truth? Actual truth, not feefees.

[@josephddd117]

The way he said "Yea they're real" when she was talking about her boobs LMAO

[@magnadelusor4249]

🤣🤣🤣 so matter of factly

[@Chilling_Charizard]

@@magnadelusor4249 😂 😂yes and don’t forget the save, I think he said some big ones are real

[@danieade1559]

Men are people, women are people. "People are people, so why should it be, you and I should get along so awfully."

[@mrcregg0915]

I want joe Rogan to be my trip sitter. “You’re going to be fiiiine. Who’s your buddy?” “joe rogan..” “Ya. Don’t worry about it.”

[@qpghostqp9551]

Right

[@badcornflakes6374]

Never been high before but this was cute

[@jenney17]

For real. Joe "I'll be your sherpa" Rogan.

[@Nobody-11B]

Playing that on a loop or a getting a push button that says that for when I ExIthumaN.exe next.

[@maximalsakerhet7930]

I honestly think Joe Rogan's mere presence would enhance a trip two fold. I'd trip the fck out having Joe next to me lol. Would love to try it

[@kewltony]

Damn Chris D'elia is getting good at this Eminem impression, he should be in music video

[@kewltony]

Knees weak Arms are heavy there's vomit on her sweater already Iliza Spaghetti

[@gamesthatiplay9083]

I'm a man with long eyelashes. I get a lot of weird compliments from women. Women also compliment me on my lips too. Not kissing them or anything, but just visually at random.

[@rapsody230]

Same, then again its the only aesthetically good thing I got so it might be that they just lack of other things to compliment. :/

[@deathlizard3047]

@@rapsody230 Yep same, That's about the only thing I've barely gotten complimented for.

[@FrozenFox20]

same, but apparently men typically have longer eyelashes than women. 😅

[@BattleBladeWarrior]

Yea, its funny with the eyelashes. I'm also a man with long eyelashes, and the first time I went to visit my girlfriend in Colorado, I was buying some groceries and this little old lady came up to me and said "Excuse me sir, but you have the most beautiful eyes. I just wanted to tell you that" and then she walked off. I was like whaaaaaa

[@pcpeasantsgaming]

I'd trade my long eyelashes for an even longer penis :D Fucking hate those compliments. Especially when I was in school. "omg he's so cute, what nice lashes bla bla".

[@QuinnOfBritain]

There is a noticeable difference in the way men treat me if I've dressed nice and put some makeup on vs. when i've got my hair tied up and a plain outfit on.

[@lazmor8818]

how so?

[@lilmeat353]

She looks like she borrowed Jamie's clothes before coming on

[@WereWolfWoody]

So?

[@hasan0770816268]

"some big ones are real" -Joe Rogan Well, you heard it here first folks.

[@Captainpingas]

She's over there freaking about a second hand high and Joe just pulls her out of it like a true stoner would

[@calisongbird]

As a woman, I find her MUCH more interesting and engaging in this video clip than in her standup, which I’ve never cared for. I agree with a lot of what she says here - especially about feminists “preaching to other women” (I hate that shit) and the hypocrisy of “all men....”

[@Ripa-Moramee]

Nobodies perfect, just some less than others. I know from experience some women can be absolutely cruel though, and so can guys. They generally just do so differently.

[@Faxmasheen]

"Maybe in england that's unrealistic" made me die

[@prappsy3028]

It made me laugh too, especially coming from an American!

[@pieter2433]

I think it’s just your body heating the room Joe: hmm

[@mangan65]

Joe is so hot that he actually emits inhuman amounts of heat. No homo though.

[@ChickenBoy260]

hevquip smh

[@leomedalla4142]

I’m high Joe: Who’s your buddy? Joe Rogan Joe: Don’t worry about it.

[@eminemman4141]

Wow thank you

[@aydenstorm7041]

This part hit me right in the funny bone! LOL

[@earthbrother4549]

dude i fucking loved that. She's just fucked up and he's her buddy and taking care and being supportive and nice i cant even it's so good

[@dalyaelnaggar1636]

I'm really happy that I'm not the only one who thought that was actually fucking cute

[@earthbrother4549]

@@evanholyfield8042 its true but i dont know anyone not even myself

[@tcsouth1350]

.... Just like " believe all women" is like "believe all men".....

[@chriscarter4563]

Whatever happened to "dont believe anybody, cause we're all pieces of shit?" Miss those days lol.

[@lavas732]

@@chriscarter4563 Amen brother

[@tonycofer]

Who the fuck believes all of anyone?

[@ianleex6874]

torry southey yeah, I’m pretty liberal in terms of rights and shit like that. But at the same time I’ma reasonable guy. Like I understand shitting on the victim is fucked up especially if it’s true but it’s gathering evidence and going thru steps is part the process. Shouldn’t be taken personally. I wouldn’t be offended at the process if I was a victim. It’s just unfortunate because it’s hard to find evidence for crimes like rape and sexual assault.

[@astick7777]

Best ending for a podast clip ever. "Who's you buddy?" Joe Rogan. "Everything's gonna be fine." I am now playing this on a loop every night while I sleep.

[@TheCajunNinja]

The end of this clip is hilarious. 😄👉🏻 8:50

[@syedshah3823]

9:00

[@theparadisesnare]

who's your buddy!

[@YuriLongarms]

​@@syedshah3823 8:55

[@andrewvalenzuela4383]

Dude that shit made me laugh!

[@ianharris3502]

Best moment of the show lmao

[@rithwikanand5099]

"Some Big ones are REAL" - Joe Rogan 😂

[@robertg6339]

🤣 he went chimp for a second.

[@fafb]

Joe Rogan: "Who is your buddy?" Iliza Shlesinger: "Joe Rogan" Wish I had a friend like that

[@shadowprince4482]

Who's your buddy? ;)

[@nikwaggoner2480]

@@shadowprince4482 who are you?! (In Patrick star voice)

[@raymondcam9815]

Iliza shlesinger

[@bobkentucky5611]

@@shadowprince4482 ?)

[@dik2bik]

Get a dog

[@dawsynlarson696]

She got an NF concert right after this

[@leberrot]

made my day