I don't normally physically cringe, but I did at the "why did you call me dianaaaaa, I like babyyyyhhhh" It just really really hurt my soul
@ellisbuker61913 жыл бұрын
And they're step siblings 😃
@yo_imarat81893 жыл бұрын
@@milatrechnievski7895 *AND THE PLOT THICKENS!*
@likeidk3 жыл бұрын
@@ellisbuker6191 nononono
@cl3av33 жыл бұрын
I actually just died because if that.... Ugh.... Cringe....
@georgia88303 жыл бұрын
at that moment, every lasting piece of feelings I bad is now ✨gone✨
@zhonglis56993 жыл бұрын
"Why would she reject me? It makes no sense." i have standards sir🧍♀️
@ynahzone_3 жыл бұрын
Yesss 😩👊🔥🔥
@reaganpotatoe95633 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@gworenurse_bwunny3 жыл бұрын
i may be non binary, but same
@bmw_m42553 жыл бұрын
@@ToTi1317 hahahahahah. Non binary lesbian. That's funny AF
@ToTi13173 жыл бұрын
@@bmw_m4255 yeah very funny clearly you do not know the meanings of the colors in the lesbian flag. or you just choose to be ignorant. well i hope it is the first one and you really don’t know about it so you can go and learn about it and realize how disrespectful you were being. but it is okay everyone makes mistakes and we can learn from them and grow. well anyways i still hope that you have a nice day
@BrieCheese3 жыл бұрын
It's always nice when men aren't afraid to go to the store and buy tampons.
@treker23793 жыл бұрын
And yes, Noah, that's a pretty generic southern accent.
@evasanders12963 жыл бұрын
Taym Powns
@DeathProductions2003 жыл бұрын
Buying tampons, pads, or any other period product is a VIBE if you're amab, or don't have periods. It is so nice to destroy that stigma
@gi23393 жыл бұрын
The bar is SO LOW
@cousinwit95523 жыл бұрын
She set him up though - not telling him what to get!
@cosmicallydelirious3 жыл бұрын
*“Why would she reject me? It makes no sense”* 1. Is a lesbian 2. Is a aromantic 3. Isn’t interested 4. Is taken 5. Is not real 6. Simps over fictional characters 7. Is a minor 8. Is too old 9. Has genuine standards 10. Is actually a boy
@cbabaint3 жыл бұрын
5 fucking killed me
@-Fritzo-3 жыл бұрын
11. Finds you ugly
@izzyslane80332 жыл бұрын
5. is not real🤣
@everything50662 жыл бұрын
6 is my sexuality
@zozzyongacha70832 жыл бұрын
Or just not interested
@notmr.struggle3 жыл бұрын
as a straight guy i can finally see why people are scared of us i'm scared myself
@Luv1smm3 жыл бұрын
I laughed to hard at this
@realradiantrei3 жыл бұрын
Same😩😔‼️
@xue.0w03 жыл бұрын
That Cody and Noel profile pic instantly made me recognize you as a man of culture so you pass
@KickinRocks3 жыл бұрын
That profile photo tmg yess
@alexmeyer53723 жыл бұрын
Straights are the slightest bit weird. No offense
@silu37373 жыл бұрын
The rat painting next to you is absolutely legendary. I want one.
@GODSLITTLEMEOWMEOW3 жыл бұрын
I thought you were talking about one of these series of painting of gay mice with pens
@Aima9523 жыл бұрын
John Oliver's rat painting is way better 😜
@GODSLITTLEMEOWMEOW3 жыл бұрын
@@Aima952 that's the one I'm talking about
@CreativeLethargy3 жыл бұрын
What I thought
@azulBjort_14063 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love it✌️
@punk.queer53 жыл бұрын
“Hell is a place where you burn in the fiery pits of hell” Welcome to the Department of Redundancy Department
@rosalin77473 жыл бұрын
Can i just say that your profile picture is the best thing i ever saw?? LIKE OMG GERARD WITH BISEXUAL BACKGROUND
@ryankali2493 жыл бұрын
@@rosalin7747 OMG IKR I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THE SAME THING
@ines10843 жыл бұрын
@eyelash bug dining table is a table where you dine.
@scarlethinderscheid44823 жыл бұрын
omg gerard
@xxrad_emo_clownxx3 жыл бұрын
I LOVE YOUR PFP SO MUCH AHH
@so_obsessed_3 жыл бұрын
"I don't need her, and that's the power I have." Ok but you're the one who came up to her in the first place sooooo... I think she's the one with the power here buddy.
@trashcat48863 жыл бұрын
Like yeah lmao??? "I don't need her," then maybe don't approach her at all. "I'm not looking to take anything from her," then give her twenty dollars and walk away. Simple. "I don't need her" so "why would she reject me?" because she doesn't need you?? Lmao that guy was s o cringe.
@kalanchoe31493 жыл бұрын
I'm a lesbian, and I am terrified of "the boys" , "straight boys" and girl that say they are lesbian because they have a crush in Addison or Charlie-
@calliejean47383 жыл бұрын
You mean "the Boyz ⛓️🤬‼️🥵😠"
@isabellapalacio46313 жыл бұрын
Ok but stream the boys on prime video it’s such a gr8 show bye
@Nakia117983 жыл бұрын
Having a crush on a girl as a girl is either lesbian or bi.
@kalanchoe31493 жыл бұрын
@@Nakia11798 I'm aware, but i was talking about the people that specifically call themselves lesbians , though they would never date a girl unless it was e.g. a tikok star, for example, Charlie D'Amelio, Addison Rae, Bella Poarch.
@honeyeggs91453 жыл бұрын
@@Nakia11798 It’s biromantic only if they’d date the girl. If not it’s not either.
@karenholl24893 жыл бұрын
"i am currently bisexual at the moment, i feel like. So therefore that is my excuse that i can make fun of straight people" lmaoooooo this is me
@sage49203 жыл бұрын
Same😩
@animells59773 жыл бұрын
Omg so relatable 😂
@ruby181973 жыл бұрын
I am on my sisters acc on KZbin and on my brothers iPad btw I am lesbian
@oriknight22683 жыл бұрын
SAME BRO 🤣
@misterminutes45043 жыл бұрын
As a bisexual guy, I sometimes wonder what if I'm actually just a shy gay lmai
@misssqki23263 жыл бұрын
“ why would she reject me ? It doesn’t make any sense . “ sir, I’m a minor and a lesbian .
@gwar01273 жыл бұрын
Hey me too
@NightshadeC0splayz3 жыл бұрын
LoL same except I'm bisexual
@AnnoyingAllie33 жыл бұрын
Me too ÙwÚ I'm transbian tho
@ed_1thxx3 жыл бұрын
Hey me too
@sylthelocalhuman60043 жыл бұрын
Same same but a bisexual
@sheeshybaka42903 жыл бұрын
As a pansexual female, I feel very concerned by the energy we've created in the studio today.
@GayforShiver2 жыл бұрын
As a bisexual non-binary I also feel the same way
@Error-kv5lm3 жыл бұрын
"Heterosexualty, am I right?" I love how this had to be followed by a disclaimer
@hedgehog23283 жыл бұрын
The heteros are sensitive
@Opus5663 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo yeah
@johannaalt97913 жыл бұрын
otherwise the heteros get upseteros
@annieaimeesanchezsaldana9443 жыл бұрын
Oml yes
@bohoo43402 жыл бұрын
I love how we are casually making fun of heteros 🥰
@cookiechip21163 жыл бұрын
"i don't need her, and that's the power that I have." She also doesn't need you? Who says she's losing when you stop harassing her?
@kimchoi186273 жыл бұрын
No cap XDDDD
@omega0flowey9663 жыл бұрын
Sheesh
@jonathanxavier20263 жыл бұрын
Omg why are you so upset that he doesn't place too much stock on some random woman? He's also telling the other dudes not to worry about rejection. The guy realises his value and is telling himself and other dudes that rejection is not something to be upset about and isn't a slight against them. I swear, when guys choose not to grovel after women, lots of people get really upset and bitter.
@jonathanxavier20263 жыл бұрын
@faith Reader Why shouldn't he think highly of himself? I swear especially when it comes to dating and men asserting and realising their value, lots of people want to step in and tear them down. He's right, he doesn't need her, she's a random woman who wasn't interested and that's okay, he says so as much.
@maonaru3 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanxavier2026 tell me you get no bitches without telling me you get no bitches:
@whitenoise34473 жыл бұрын
“I am currently bisexual at the moment I feel like” this how it be like
@sneakysnek5723 жыл бұрын
God, FAT same
@Noname-bh6de3 жыл бұрын
That’s kind of me maybe
@3r41ns.3 жыл бұрын
@@Noname-bh6de me too maybe I think
@honeyeggs91453 жыл бұрын
no. Wtf.
@anniepohlman3 жыл бұрын
I'm fully :)
@thedirtgods39633 жыл бұрын
"Why would a woman reject me" Because she has standards
@notwerkinginthishouse86342 жыл бұрын
Never change that attitude I was told how i have "high standards" and how i will be miserable and how i want a gay man for literally stating a bare minimum and a bit more than that Like, is it too bad that i want an actual prince and not a garbage?
@GitJynx3d6 ай бұрын
oof, got ya there
@megqn14113 жыл бұрын
Imagine some guy walks up to you and you reject them and he says “It makes no sense to reject me tho.” *stands awkwardly as a lesbian*
@derpywatermelon71473 жыл бұрын
love that Tamaki Amajiki profile 😌💅🏻
@renatal.1293 жыл бұрын
do we lesbians even know how to stand?
@aleksandradimitrova95523 жыл бұрын
@@derpywatermelon7147 "i want to go home" we too dear we too (I know that this doesn't make that much sense in pandemic but yeah... let's pretend that it makes sense)
@calliejean47383 жыл бұрын
Same as me
@calliejean47383 жыл бұрын
@@derpywatermelon7147 love that hawks profile 😌💅
@DeathBootsShorts3 жыл бұрын
"I am currently bisexual at the moment I think" _i have never related with someone on KZbin as strong as this_
@jusxtstarry35223 жыл бұрын
Same 💀
@avacate68993 жыл бұрын
literally-
@cmcunipandapuppy86163 жыл бұрын
YES
@xlildevildarlin3 жыл бұрын
Fr
@paternalfigure94833 жыл бұрын
honestly same, lmaoo
@waitwhathuhwhat3 жыл бұрын
“No, I lIkE bAbY!” I’m dead. I am literally dying inside.
@waitwhathuhwhat3 жыл бұрын
Also. “HeH, iM nOt A bAkEr.” Proud of mah girl. Good job.
@annikashannon69073 жыл бұрын
they step siblings 🥲
@noorarjmand94933 жыл бұрын
That was the sibling couple too 😭😂 thank god they broke up tho
@sound-nin68523 жыл бұрын
I REALLY hope that they were faking.. it was just so odd for some reason
@itsrachnime3 жыл бұрын
Ayo for me it like da heck
@anthonyb32092 жыл бұрын
When the tampon southerner started his story, my first thought was that it was going to be some guy complaining about the audacity of being asked to buy tampons or about how embarrassing it was for him. I was relieved that he actually did his best and learned something new about how tampons work, and it seems he probably ended up making someone laugh or giving someone else a story in the process. Definitely a good guy, at least from that
@loofalulu3 жыл бұрын
My Friends: “Are you straight?” Me, a Biromantic Ace: *yesn’t*
@ellietheunicorn77063 жыл бұрын
Saaame 😭😭😭😭
@piinkksnow3 жыл бұрын
Me a pansexual: yes but also no
@samehsamdi81773 жыл бұрын
biromantic ace*** BUT PLEASE I CAN RELATE HJSHFSK-
@loofalulu3 жыл бұрын
@@samehsamdi8177 HAJSHYD
@sra45003 жыл бұрын
yuss I'm biromantic ace too >:D
@skylinesandturnstiles95953 жыл бұрын
the way you had to put a disclaimer for straight™ people is sending me
@hoboerenisbestwifuinaot49273 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@skylinesandturnstiles95953 жыл бұрын
@Reily Windust 🥰🥰🥰🥰
@skylinesandturnstiles95953 жыл бұрын
@Reily Windust absolutely
@dennisdagoatfr3 жыл бұрын
straight™ 😭😭😭
@decayedcr0w3 жыл бұрын
Hello fellow My Chem fan 👀👀👀
@coralovesnature3 жыл бұрын
“Hell is literally a place where you will burn in hell”. I hear Lil Nas X is running the joint now, so sounds pretty lit tbh.
@Silly_35353 жыл бұрын
It do be sounding lit tho
@no69703 жыл бұрын
Yea literally
@movedaccountscyayalls71193 жыл бұрын
Lit.
@stopthewarbetweenrussiaand38953 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to go there !!
@help86423 жыл бұрын
L I T
@Xie_Huan3 жыл бұрын
10:36 i actually love her, her POV are so great and she is such a great actress
@KingKevin13 жыл бұрын
dating coaches on tik tok be like: i’m a misogynist so women love me
@lunephobe3 жыл бұрын
I had to reread that because I first thought it said dating cockroaches
@mars85043 жыл бұрын
AHAHHAHSJSBSN THIS IS SO RIGHT
@e13kid3 жыл бұрын
Low-key true
@KingKevin13 жыл бұрын
@Vincent H. thanks bestie i know i’m very smart
@nahicorua3 жыл бұрын
@@lunephobe same thing difference lol
@frootisland46723 жыл бұрын
“i don’t like eye contact even in videos” also noah: looking directly into the camera so we all have to make eye contact with him
@DeathProductions2003 жыл бұрын
But he's making eye contact with us. Also best name you have there, same as mine :)
@LangkeeLongkee3 жыл бұрын
I just don't look creators in the eyes when they do that lol
@Moon_x_sun3 жыл бұрын
I was too distracted by the rat to look at his eyes
@wallfishz3 жыл бұрын
I always look away, anytime someone looks _straight_ into the camera.
@Rilesjean3 жыл бұрын
I've never seen this man before but uh I don't have issues with eye contact and I kept looking at his eyes while watching lol
@PodcasteroftheTrueCrime3 жыл бұрын
I 'm lesbian and many guys have approached me and my girlfriend and have been like "hey pretty ladies let's get some coffee sometime and "chat". Let me tell you it is also very rude when someone tries to guess my sexuality when I tell them I'm not straight.
@movedaccountscyayalls71193 жыл бұрын
🗿 why-
@itsreeya37083 жыл бұрын
why do men.
@parkchimmin79133 жыл бұрын
@@itsreeya3708 because *m e n™️*
@CannedCactus3 жыл бұрын
Oh this is relateable as duck-
@marklee30603 жыл бұрын
U see this is why I only like one straight guy. He’s chill, he just vibes and is a meme and likes to play his guitar and he supports lgbtq+ everyone vibes with him.
@maykee_2663 жыл бұрын
"Why would she reject me? It doesn't make any sense ?" -Even though I'm pansexual, I'm not into every one -I am a minor -You are a stranger -I'm not even sure I'm a girl -I might be demiromantic But of course this doesn't make any sense
@alex-md8tx3 жыл бұрын
Litterly me but I came out as trans 2 years ago
@corinnegrace2007 Жыл бұрын
I’m also a human LGBTQIA question mark, if it makes you feel any better
@estella6103 жыл бұрын
I'm bi but not out and one of my family members said "why dont bisexual and pansexual people just pick?" And my anxiety went 📈 and I just left 😃✌
@bubby6323 жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry. Hopefully they can change.
@pnkvera3 жыл бұрын
lol i’m also bi & i’ve heard my mother say bisexuals are simply confused😃🤌🏽
@Ghxstienet694203 жыл бұрын
Poly people, bi people and pan people just dont care enough to pick, and yknow... Thats what makes em cool
@Sammy-yf2sb3 жыл бұрын
What dumbasses
@newbornmoon40553 жыл бұрын
Lol, be like. They do pick, when they date someone for the time being
@keirapattison34933 жыл бұрын
From a straight girl no we don’t like the possessiveness 😭
@Sam-ov3kk3 жыл бұрын
the way i read this at the exact moment it came on the vid
@soggypie72663 жыл бұрын
I personally like the possessiveness because I have severe abandonment issues
@bellalove81073 жыл бұрын
@@soggypie7266 I hope you're okay.
@kseniakiseleva16973 жыл бұрын
Yeah, as a girl who's interested in men, even if not primarily: Yeah, no. Possessiveness is not showing you care. Mostly it's creepy, personal thought. Also not liking then our standpoints get invalidated or ignored. 'Stop acting like my bf' is a non subtle hint - it means you are not
@kseniakiseleva16973 жыл бұрын
@@soggypie7266 Abandonment issues suck. I hope you're doing okay and treated the way you deserve and want to be treated^^
@valaquenta2203 жыл бұрын
The part with the guy looking for tampons had me dying. He was genuinely trying to help her GF but he had ABSOLUTELY no idea whatsoever about what he was supposed to bring back home xD
@maricat93123 жыл бұрын
I know, tampon sizes are confusing if you haven't been told what they mean. But he was smart to get the heavy one because even if his GF has a light flow it will still work.
@neonblkhole7 ай бұрын
he actually just said his friend, which makes it 10x sweeter to me tbh
@christinaraycarter3 жыл бұрын
the first guy: "no girl should have any reason to reject me" me: "if i sweat there is no reason for me to be stinky"
@blake30483 жыл бұрын
"why would she reject me? it makes no sense." well, to begin with I am a lesbian and a minor...
@troublesomeorange60193 жыл бұрын
Me too
@Kqiyomii2843 жыл бұрын
Same bestie
@cobrafanboy3 жыл бұрын
Same here but I'm bi
@natashaangeley133 жыл бұрын
As a minor that's bi, my standards are fictional men and 🌠women🌠
@depressedcarrot61833 жыл бұрын
Same girl/boy/person
@agirlnamedgoo3 жыл бұрын
straight tik tok genuinely terrifies me-
@johnwalker10583 жыл бұрын
I'm straight, but same.
@lasofi55103 жыл бұрын
X2
@fru1tju1ce3 жыл бұрын
Same...
@angel444nevr3 жыл бұрын
Me too 🧍🏼
@justanothersimp41203 жыл бұрын
Fr tho....
@jayce10283 жыл бұрын
"Why would she reject me? It doesnt make any sense!" 1.she could be aromantic 2.she could be a lesbian 3. She could be taken 4. She doesnt like you THX FOR THE LIKES-
@luma163 жыл бұрын
5.She could be a minor 6.You may not be her type
@jayce10283 жыл бұрын
@@luma16 yes!
@smile_faker26073 жыл бұрын
@@luma16 7. She may not be real (you're hallucinating)
@not_the_only_cannoli_3 жыл бұрын
But how could she not like him!? He's vibing!
@bradentheman13733 жыл бұрын
@@smile_faker2607 8. Shes not even a she, she is a pterodactyl *REEEAAAEEEEAAAEAEAEAEAEAEAEEAR*
@naomibologna31293 жыл бұрын
I WAS BUSTING LAUGHING WHEN THE FIRST VIDEO SAID “I don’t need her anyways I’ll go talk to another girl” AFTER HE JUST WENT THROUGH THAT WHOLE THING
@shay55553 жыл бұрын
Tiktok makes me feel like a boomer because I cannot comprehend why any would film 90% of what they do and how they can do it without dying of embarrassment.
@maliaecho3 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh frrr, like how do you sit infront of a camera and do that, or post that!!!???
@milkman92003 жыл бұрын
Finally! Someone else who understands!
@whytho88563 жыл бұрын
literallyyyy😭
@lex_ve3 жыл бұрын
All the bad stuff gets posted on youtube so i get it.. but not all tiktok is this rough trust me. if you actually use it, your feed just becomes the same as any other social media. Like mine is all cooking and gardening stuff.
@jaderade67323 жыл бұрын
I downloaded tik tok yesterday and it doesn't actually seem that bad, it's just certain parts of it. Most of my videos on my for you page at the moment are spreading awareness about current issues, being gay, or designing things like a cool ti-dye dress from a plain black one
@honeyboi72463 жыл бұрын
“Hell is a place where people will literally burn in the fiery pits of hell.” 10/10 logic right there-
@kutsu02493 жыл бұрын
I-
@crytearsoflaughter3 жыл бұрын
Omg another omnisexual 🌈
@jaymoney_4203 жыл бұрын
I LOVE YOUR PFP
@crytearsoflaughter3 жыл бұрын
@@jaymoney_420 OMG YES OMNISEXUALS UNITE !!!!
@Fripet3 жыл бұрын
Did you know hell is hell, 1 is 1, and a salamander is not a number, it is an amphibian.
@Gallifreyan983 жыл бұрын
"why would she reject me? It makes no sense." Well...for starters.... I'm aromantic
@ciara61383 жыл бұрын
Fair point😂
@downwithrisen3 жыл бұрын
ayyy aro buddy!! i found another one 😂😂
@oven51463 жыл бұрын
@eyelash bug PLS YOU JUST MADE MY DAY
@oven51463 жыл бұрын
Same,fellow aro here
@o5-7firefox3 жыл бұрын
Yo same
@forest4332 жыл бұрын
"WhY ArE U caLliNG mE diAnAaAAAAaaaaAAaaa" I cried, vomitied and threw a tantrum. Diana, Get out of my swamp...
@Starastaria3 жыл бұрын
The southern dude who is realizing stuff about tampons- you’re pure and we love you-
@arranardruid3 жыл бұрын
Stan him 🧎♀️
@not_the_only_cannoli_3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@notwerkinginthishouse86342 жыл бұрын
@@arranardruid Its so sad how much men are babied
@queerfroggi3 жыл бұрын
I once rejected a random stranger....he was not happy about it....my logic didn't help either...he was 17....I was 11....don't know why he didn't care but that scared me more
@Hhaggot3 жыл бұрын
Aaahhh jail jail jail!!!!!
@PWNLORD3 жыл бұрын
That's actually disgusting tf was he trying to do 🤮
@ashleyavalos72803 жыл бұрын
Lol same but I was 10 and the boy was 13 and also when I was seven and this boy threw 10-11 as well 😓✋
@stellinasolano63103 жыл бұрын
@Marni Chene I don't think it's appropriate to say that this person should go to jail. He was refused,upset and made the other person uncomfortable.That's it. What is wrong with the jail thing
@stellinasolano63103 жыл бұрын
@Marni Chene in fact it is not, he should have asked to befriend or at least get to know her first, like befriend or something it is normal to be scared of someone you don't know he should have been way more considerate
@silfurregn3 жыл бұрын
"I don't need her" Bruh I don't need you either, pls just leave
@Wh1teSt4rr2 жыл бұрын
5:09 noah said: doNT bE shY pUT sOME moRe!
@tyrennosaur3 жыл бұрын
I didn't expect straight Tiktok to be able to get any worse but here we are
@SevCaswell3 жыл бұрын
yeah but then rape culture is always finding new lows.
@ashd36873 жыл бұрын
the straights really exceed all the expectations of cringe that we have for them.
@illusion63433 жыл бұрын
yes. yes, indeed.
@ashd36873 жыл бұрын
@Deeya Mulchandani you’re right I apologise I forgot the TM
@_mangaddict3 жыл бұрын
Heh yeah
@Cheetomelito3 жыл бұрын
As a straight girl I apologise for what you had to witness :’)
@ashd36873 жыл бұрын
@@Cheetomelito thank you :)
@lucalucaa__3 жыл бұрын
"wait wtf why are females rejecting me i said im not being conceited, i have good intent i think shes nice w"
@jameswarden53123 жыл бұрын
"females"
@ot7biasedmashups3 жыл бұрын
@@jameswarden5312 that's when you know you need to leave
@Marina_73 жыл бұрын
"I'm not arrogant I just think I'm better than you because I need to make up some power dynamic so I can validate and stroke my own ego"
@n3m0philisttt823 жыл бұрын
@@jameswarden5312 ACCURATE👀💋👀
@movedaccountscyayalls71193 жыл бұрын
the accuracy here holy shit
@PostBASH Жыл бұрын
That rat painting is ✨✨AMAZING✨✨
@water5943 жыл бұрын
6:35 "Hell is a place where ..." *ad* "Grammarly will do more than just catch your errors."
@ditalivy86893 жыл бұрын
Lmao what a great ending, better than hers anyways
@Kai-iy3kk3 жыл бұрын
😂
@larsswig9123 жыл бұрын
s-step grammarly???
@somethingeh61263 жыл бұрын
at the exact same time i got an add that said "chime is a mobile bank app" lolol
@catspace7923 жыл бұрын
I got a bread add using images of heaven 😂
@stabbycat7483 жыл бұрын
“So when you walk up to someone, confident, making eye contact, and smile, why would she reject me?” Me, a socially awkward paranoid artist who listens to murder podcasts and watches cookies and crime: ….this is it….I’m gonna die….
@not_the_only_cannoli_3 жыл бұрын
OMG! I never even thought about that! But honestly, same! ✨😹✨
@PGOuma3 жыл бұрын
Scary fr fr
@patheticlesbian58223 жыл бұрын
Oh my god i love cookies and crime
@peeperstrem43843 жыл бұрын
OML COOKIES AND CRIME??
@beelieboo3 жыл бұрын
OMG I LOVE CRIME STUFFFFFFFF
@downwithrisen3 жыл бұрын
straight tiktok: “why would she reject me, it doesn’t make any sense” me, an aromantic: 🥱🖕
@never_been_more_tired96233 жыл бұрын
Omg never seen another aromantic
@xxfree-forevloverxx93253 жыл бұрын
@Mando laurian 66 Yoda you are about to be cancelled xD
@DRAMATICJELLYBEAN3 жыл бұрын
I’m arospec so I feel you. Like, I have no interest in a romantic relationship or YOU for that matter so just go away.
@xxfree-forevloverxx93253 жыл бұрын
xd he deleted the comment
@m.kxd_3 жыл бұрын
Yay let's build an aro squad
@amiablemoss74393 жыл бұрын
When the first guy was like "if she rejects me its ok I don't need her", then why did you approach her in the first place?!?! 😂
@eunhastolemyheart60983 жыл бұрын
“Why would she reject me”? Ummm, because she’s not into you?
@lunaguy11953 жыл бұрын
Like, Its that simple sir.
@grace50103 жыл бұрын
yup, that makes simple logic.
@unhumano.bhcsauntie3 жыл бұрын
HELLO JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I FOUND OUT THAT I'M BISEXUAL, NOT THAT ANYONE CARES BUT ANYWAY, HAVE A LOVELY DAY EVERYONE!!
@laurenevenden22543 жыл бұрын
HAPPY FOR YOU!!!
@unhumano.bhcsauntie3 жыл бұрын
@@laurenevenden2254 BWIDNWO THANK YOUU!
@larswig3 жыл бұрын
AYO IM BI TOO, WE STAN 🤌
@simen91553 жыл бұрын
I think I might be.
@fh93353 жыл бұрын
That’s cool that’s so cool you too by the way have a great day
@echokino3 жыл бұрын
Bro why is manipulation and being toxic overall normalized. Im terrified for my future relationships 😭✋
@bsweeting14813 жыл бұрын
Ikr :(
@Mel-tx6in3 жыл бұрын
same :[
@tacostocos9 ай бұрын
that “solid eye contact” from Noah literally scared me so bad 😭😭😭
@austenclayton70063 жыл бұрын
the way this is filmed feels like we’re all just chilling in your room at a sleepover. very nice calm vibes
@aidamcewen68843 жыл бұрын
I knoww I love it so much. Never watched his videos before and I already feel like his friend
@liquorice54803 жыл бұрын
2:49 Imagine Noah doing this. "Corry" "What?" End of tiktok
@liquorice54803 жыл бұрын
Noah i posted this comment 4 minutes ago how have u already seen it? 🙃
@liquorice54803 жыл бұрын
Also i like the new area that you've filmed in, it looks cosy
@Pebbles.33 жыл бұрын
I don't even have tiktok but that'd be my favorite one if it happens
@SP30643 жыл бұрын
Before I came out as nonbinary. I totally would have rejected the first guy. I am attracted to guys in theory. (Much like Noah and his attraction when it comes to women.)
@noahkirschtein81693 жыл бұрын
oh my goodness there it is. you put it into words. i’m attracted to women IN THEORY but i have only ever really fallen for 1 girl i knew irl and we never went past just friends
@Moon_x_sun3 жыл бұрын
Same omg i also like guys in theory (bc ive had crushes on some guys but never as a strong/Big crush as when i have crushes on women) But also the first guy isnt my type at all
@Nebula_o73 жыл бұрын
Honestly the first guy has that kind of mentality of "I'm the best, I know I'm the best, and so should everyone else or they are a terrible human being" When really most girls would be scared by how confident he was
@yerrnan3 жыл бұрын
at the moment I think I'm very much straight and straight tik tok makes me feel like I'm about to spontaneously combust. AlPhA mAlEs, wHInEY wOMeN, shAWTY imMa taKE YoU oUt sOmETiME like no go away
@mossrat29473 жыл бұрын
I'm straight and I will never ever, not in this dimension or another, understand straight tiktok.
@busybee19233 жыл бұрын
same here
@hanamohamedfouad67483 жыл бұрын
Same
@denimjacquet3 жыл бұрын
Same
@canvasdrop_art3 жыл бұрын
You and I both fam. I am legit scared 😧
@sannegrangerb11473 жыл бұрын
Idk if im straight......
@Ankorshark3 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen a bunch of “Girls we do not like this” can I just quickly say “Boys we don’t like this either, R I G H T?”
@boopscoop71543 жыл бұрын
We definitely do not
@Helloknight3 жыл бұрын
i don't think anyone likes that
@kodzuxkenn3 жыл бұрын
“DoNt cAlL mE dIaNa😭💔” Im donating my ears who wants it?
@heather27013 жыл бұрын
PLEASE SAME-
@uhm54293 жыл бұрын
And they are step siblings
@heather27013 жыл бұрын
@@uhm5429 tHEY ARE WHAT
@uhm54293 жыл бұрын
@@heather2701 YEP 😭
@itsrachnime3 жыл бұрын
@@uhm5429 excuse me WHAT
@kalopsiia.2 жыл бұрын
"why would she reject me?" aro/ace/lesbian/demi/many other women: baby i'm not even here. i'm a hallucination
@madambob74813 жыл бұрын
“hey babe let’s just set up the camera and growl at eachother” - Noah, 2021
@sweetwish37083 жыл бұрын
1:32 “no no no babe, what you doing no no no wait the vibes, come back”
@lenaxnax3 жыл бұрын
"Do we like this?" - as a bi-girl I can say, NO, I DO NOT LIKE THIS
@luma163 жыл бұрын
As a pan girl,i second this
@chuuyaism16533 жыл бұрын
Yes exactly
@Chailennon2 жыл бұрын
These POVs are making me EXTREMELY uncomfortable
@sophia-uj9nf3 жыл бұрын
“is this a southern accent, is this what people from south America sound like?” WHEN I TELL YOU I DIED
@Vandarera3 жыл бұрын
ME TOO!! I STILL CAN'T BREATH
@elliotlofton99703 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he said "south of America".
@sophia-uj9nf3 жыл бұрын
@@elliotlofton9970 OH
@kayreece963 жыл бұрын
As a southern American yes
@fauxhuman03 жыл бұрын
As a southern American I can confirm that that is what like every person I know sounds like
@fruitpunchproductions3 жыл бұрын
As an awkward bisexual, I am a fan of any and every awkward bisexual youtuber by default
@itsrachnime3 жыл бұрын
Ayo same
@nose78523 жыл бұрын
Same
@deez5163 жыл бұрын
same
@pierced_veil3 жыл бұрын
SAME IM GOING THROUGH ALL OF THEM RN
@fruitpunchproductions3 жыл бұрын
@@pierced_veil PLEASE RECOMMEND SOME FRIEND
@victoriac88523 жыл бұрын
"Why would she reject me?" 1. It's creepy in my opinion to start a conversation with me when I am just standing there. 2. I am ace. 3. He is not the kind of guy i like,
@vasmelon3 жыл бұрын
4. I am a minor 5. I’m gay 6. I can’t handle a relationship
@yourgonnadogreat93212 жыл бұрын
"I'm currently a bisexual I feel like so that is my excuse to make fun of straight people" that is me everyday lol
@fandomfanvids68783 жыл бұрын
1:18 “First they don’t think they’re on the same level, so they’re already talking to her in a way that is unattractive” 1:35 “I honestly feel that I’m on her level, and if anything I feel that I’m above her level” yeah...
@Julia330663 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly he contradicts himself in 20 lol
@leah._richards3 жыл бұрын
as a straight female, i absolutely DESPISE those POVs😭😭 Edit: they also make me really uncomfortable
@joycedingou89623 жыл бұрын
I swear 😭😭
@EthanMeatan3 жыл бұрын
Same i have tophysically stop
@Sammy-yf2sb3 жыл бұрын
Same
@w3ter8323 жыл бұрын
I feel you!
@okipullup98383 жыл бұрын
ISTG- 😭
@izzyboo1973 жыл бұрын
4:25 “But I don’t understand the mentality of setting up a camera and being like,” “Babe let’s just growls at eachother it’ll be fun” THAT GOT ME
@itsrachnime3 жыл бұрын
Ha
@ThatOnePencilCase55Ай бұрын
I was CRYING laughing for a good five minutes after 'why are you calling me dianaaa 😢😭' Bc Idk perhaps bc it's ur NAME??
@ssnekky3 жыл бұрын
We love the “I’m not a baker” girl, her content is actually good imo
@esthersnowdon66153 жыл бұрын
i love her, she's just having a good time acting :)
@Sahana_8113 жыл бұрын
Yeah same :D
@Jellibox2 жыл бұрын
I mean the premise is funny, but by using stereotypes the skit ends up all about enforcing gender roles and being punished when you don’t fulfil those roles. If it was woman and the guy was like why don’t you do a load of washing/repair the hole in this sock/clean up the house and she was like I’m not a laundress/seamstress /cleaner and the dude goes and asks the neighbour to do it implying that he slept with them as payment, I feel like the comedic effect would be lost. 🤷🏽♀️
@catherinesi46433 жыл бұрын
The possessive guy saying girls say "stop acting like it my bf" ajsjsj that so specific bro what are u doing??
@sisuguillam51093 жыл бұрын
Going to jail soon.
@noemers69163 жыл бұрын
@@sisuguillam5109 HELP EJEJWJWMWJE
@damnthatsastupidname58863 жыл бұрын
"Why would she reject reject me? It makes no sense." Well you see sir I'm a lesbian-
@brittanyhydorn9702 жыл бұрын
It's so nice to hear of someone else that doesn't like eye contact. My ex use to get offended if I kept my eyes closed when we were intimate. It just makes me so uncomfortable😬
@brittanycoker52033 жыл бұрын
The tampon guy 100% has a southern accent, yes. Also, I feel like that woman he stopped in Walmart almost died suppressing her laughter trying to explain it to him.
@cockadoodledoostudios27783 жыл бұрын
He’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit
@userAl98933 жыл бұрын
Noah really said 'i can't keep defending yall anymore'
@larswig3 жыл бұрын
i found this song “heterosexuality is a construct” earlier and i- its a yes from me 👍
@tomkiriaty35133 жыл бұрын
yoooo i love that song the guitar is so good
@Lily-jj8kt3 жыл бұрын
Ooooo I'm definitly gonna listen to it
@blake-jl4gh3 жыл бұрын
that's such a good song
@azulBjort_14063 жыл бұрын
(。ω。) Check this i must
@skylar26003 жыл бұрын
DUDEEE i love that song !!!
@liagoldstein38423 жыл бұрын
This is my first time watching group videos and when I tell you I have never laughed so hard with someone! You made me soooo happy so thank you for that!!!
@djdrysdale93723 жыл бұрын
Me literally every day: Im lesbian.....maybe pan...pan ace?...na lesbain......lesbian aroace?...just aroace? U know what whatever........but what about gender-
@MikeySenpai-e7v3 жыл бұрын
Why is this me-
@serosimp77583 жыл бұрын
Dont call me out like thay-
@troublesomeorange60193 жыл бұрын
Jup exactly
@eris73993 жыл бұрын
I can relate on so many levels-
@elli33843 жыл бұрын
And he's like: I think I'm bi at the moment. Love it. 😂👌
@MBroski3 жыл бұрын
when you come out as not straight and the whole squad just be like * OoOh YoU gOt A cRuSh*
@MBroski3 жыл бұрын
@Quinn Terry I guess your just to good for them.
@movedaccountscyayalls71193 жыл бұрын
Ayyy
@MBroski3 жыл бұрын
@Quinn Terry we love some self confidence 👍
@MBroski3 жыл бұрын
@Quinn Terry dude MHA is my fav anime, my favorite character is kirishima who is your fav?
@beachnerbex22883 жыл бұрын
"Why would a woman reject me? It makes no sense." *me being a gay trans man*
@beachnerbex22883 жыл бұрын
@Oliver idc
@beachnerbex22883 жыл бұрын
@Oliver nevermind you can say what u want I’m sorry for being rude
@ba-wp5zs3 жыл бұрын
I SPOT SAIKI K
@pandascanrun3 жыл бұрын
@Oliver the concept is that he thinks he is a woman at first
@aaronmorales57143 жыл бұрын
literally me
@Ethan-tx2mt3 жыл бұрын
Everytime the tiktok disappears The rat painting in the background jumpscares me
@cucumberbleh3 жыл бұрын
“I don’t need her, and that’s the power that I have” Sir- I don’t even want you. Are you Dazai? No. Are you Chuuya? No. Are you Giyuu? No. Are you my girlfriend? No. I don’t want you and that’s the power that I have
@sadpotato10yearsago503 жыл бұрын
Understandable, have a nice day.
@s4rc0ph4gus3 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD YOUR TASTE IN ANIME CHARACTERS IS EXCEPTIONAL. DAZAI, CHUUYA, GIYUU? you're so cool, have a great day
@kimchi_mosh3 жыл бұрын
"are you Dazai? Are you Chuuya? Are you Giyuu?" BAHAHHAH
@xtwiliqthx23413 жыл бұрын
THE TASTE IN ANIME I JUST SAW A CHUUYA AND DAZAI PIC AND GIYUU A FEW MINS AGO OMG 😩😩😩
@aimthejellyfish9253 жыл бұрын
I'm scrolling through the comments and saw the word, Dazai, so I stopped to read this.I died laughing 🤣 also you have really good taste in anime ✨
@alexandraleszkovszky33153 жыл бұрын
I'm straight, but I'm afraid of straight tiktok 😂 I'm sure there are exemptions, but most of the time they're either cringey af or just toxic
@lexis26373 жыл бұрын
literally - i'm straight but i have no idea who these people are on straight tiktok, like are they okay 😂
@amnesia75833 жыл бұрын
"Why did she reject me?" Sir, look at yourself
@Lyla19873 жыл бұрын
He reminds me of a npc
@icarlos90613 жыл бұрын
1:37 why would she reject me? I’m literally better then her smh
@Name-tn1zg3 жыл бұрын
As a straight girl I’m literally scared that one of the straight boys would abuse me in a relationship because abusing is apparently normalized 😃 Ok some of y’all thought I meant all men are bad which I didn’t mean it like that I know not all straight men are bad. I’m just saying that abuse is normalized because of these POV’s and how much likes these POV’s getting.
@bleachedwhite50673 жыл бұрын
love your pfp
@libera71613 жыл бұрын
don't worry, be confident and you will attract boys who are mature and will treat you well. Stay confident and don't let others maniuplate and control you. There are plenty of smart, mature and wonderful men out there. I know this, because I found one.
@Name-tn1zg3 жыл бұрын
@@bleachedwhite5067 thx
@Name-tn1zg3 жыл бұрын
@@libera7161 oh I’m so happy for u I hope y’all stay together. And thx for the tips!
@cary10563 жыл бұрын
Date a boy who's not straight? Bi, pan, omni, etc. I feel like they'd be way more mature and respectful, on average.
@bowmmasterpro15263 жыл бұрын
I'm incredibly uncomfortable with the energy we created in the studio today
@yaboimagnus47763 жыл бұрын
@Dami Fly its a quote from my brother my brother and me
@mantisshrimp39453 жыл бұрын
@Dami Fly its from the MBMBAM show, highly recommend those good good McElroys
@bahrlee3 жыл бұрын
Blaire White supporting superstraights, wow so surprising amiright 😱😱😱
@mrbungeealwaysrhymes90233 жыл бұрын
E w
@themikaylashow19873 жыл бұрын
Blaire White is so horrible
@Kai-iy3kk3 жыл бұрын
Ew
@lill.27953 жыл бұрын
Dislike her video
@silverish90813 жыл бұрын
@@lill.2795 Don't even dislike, better give it no direct attention at all
@Butidontwantapistachio10 ай бұрын
Noah is literally my comfort person I love him so much
@toneypancake483 жыл бұрын
My take on the superstraight thing: I think it’s perfectly fine to have a preference, but it certainly is not a sexuality.
@imnotagingeriswear3 жыл бұрын
Same for me. Not being attracted to a trans person isn’t transphobic, but it’s different if you’re not attracted to a trans person just because they were born a sex different from their gender. Especially if they’re a person who is indistinguishable from a cis person. As someone attracted to all genders, it’s hard for me to even begin to understand how people can see that way. But super straight is most definitely not a sexuality, and saying it’s a part of the lgbtq+ is simply mocking the lgbtq+ community.
@imnotagingeriswear3 жыл бұрын
@Oliver Actually, you’re looking for the term Agender. Non-binary is not the same thing. Also there are many more genders than just female, male, and non-binary. Not to mention, some intersex people may identify as intersex so that’s also something to consider.
@emmahowells83343 жыл бұрын
Of course being straight is a sexuality, what planet are you on?.
@toneypancake483 жыл бұрын
@@emmahowells8334 but not being attracted to someone simply because they are trans is not one.
@emmahowells83343 жыл бұрын
@Oliver but straight is.
@cowboylikeana3 жыл бұрын
noah: “hell is..” ad: becoming a laboratory scientist?
@Indorap_YT3 жыл бұрын
Ayooo what the fuck, an add just came out Lmaooooo and it was about transexuality Google if u seeing this, stop spying me
@Noname-bh6de3 жыл бұрын
Just had to explain the whole lgbtq+ community to my parents and that was a lot of effort especially explaining pansexual
@jayebullock80023 жыл бұрын
Oowee. You're a brave soul.
@Noname-bh6de3 жыл бұрын
They are supportive tho so that’s a plus but as a non pan person trying to explain the difference between bi and pan is pretty difficult considering I don’t know any pan people
@jayebullock80023 жыл бұрын
@@Noname-bh6de Okay. So I'm pan. I acknowledge that functionally, bi and pan are the same, but I prefer pan because the term explicitly states that I simply like pretty humans. No one type, no one gender.
@Noname-bh6de3 жыл бұрын
@@jayebullock8002 okay thanks for that
@emmmrocks3 жыл бұрын
@@jayebullock8002 true true but bai and pan are not the same (I’m Pansexual too :)