Nobody Likes Kids

Vanessa Graddick makes a bold proclamation - she hates kids and so do you. Stop lying to yourself.
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[@GuardianOfMoon]

I love this stand up, I can listen to this over and over.... "oh God, not the baby! Don't put the baby on the plane!" Exactly how I am *every* time I fly.

[@Nova_mmk]

She speaks the truth! Last time I was on a plane, damn kid behind kept kicking my seat and screaming for 6 hours!!

[@branon6565]

Kids are nothing more than lifelong debt and disappointments....my Dad has been tellin me that I was his most expensive accident since I can remember...

[@LookYourway1197]

I actually am a pediatric therapist, and can't stand them either! It happens!

[@BelleHalli]

I died like literal tears are running down my cheeks at this lady

[@StarboyXL9]

this women is funny and gorgeous!

[@swiinka]

only confirms that the best comedian is the one who says the crude truth and nothing but the truth :D awesome!

[@BlondeCbella]

I don't like children that I'm not related to, nor animals. But they both seem to gravitate towards me!

[@Mr10stiches]

right on! I hate kids af

[@DvDPlaya]

I like her eyes and I hate kids.

[@thaSupajok]

Smooth, perfectly timed,and polished.

[@tgilbar]

She's really good! They should give her a Comedy Central special. Seriously! They gave that guy who only tells one-liners one, and she's WAY funnier!!

[@Vaeril]

Yay she's good. :D I enjoyed watching this one.

[@L0V3aNdJ0k3s]

I didn't even realize nothin' with her eye till she said somethin'.

[@shimmerin41]

This lady is great!!

[@avrabiepeace]

Sadly, this is why I don't babysit. Kids are sooo annoying!! The about 3-9 year olds, when they stop being adorable and haven't matured at all yet. Uxhhh

[@AlskaNoelle]

Another test: Work at a restaurant and have a party of 8 come in with 6 kids. More than likely there will only be 1 table that can accommodate this party; they won't like it, and insist on a BOOTH. When you explain that you can not place their highchairs in certain places around the booth because of fire and safety laws, they'll move them anyway when you turn your back. Listen to them scream for an hour, then clean the horrible mess, including tons of ground-in Mac and cheese in the carpet.

[@missepnut]

I love her sooooo much

[@Rav3r916]

SO FUNNY! I love how she delivers the lines.

[@koolkitties8552]

I'm blind in my left eye too but wearing contacts stops it from wandering

[@axtbyu]

she's one of the best.. she needs a show.. ummmmm... NOW..!

[@Rayers]

So true

[@BrittyBlackGirl]

Absolutely brilliant! :)

[@ElohimPenemue]

She's got good timing, this was a great set....

[@mailamakua602]

She's good

[@MakeItExtraJuicy]

I'm in love! Lol! :D

[@greysonantoniobeato7629]

I can’t fucking breathe 😂😂😂

[@test804]

@imashortdude when you do become a pediatric therapist you'll hate kids too

[@thenebbishroute]

Very funny!

[@husain2213]

i actually didn't notice her eye till she mentioned it!!

[@BangTango]

About the airplane: WORD!

[@musiclovers651]

Nice!

[@animecat33]

i hate kids, but they love me for some reason XD

[@SprtPlay689]

@tyingshiuan I agree as a black kid I was told to go pick out what they were going to beat my ass with for a lot less than throwing stuff

[@yannagrl24]

ugh I know that all too well. Though I didn't have to deal with too much of the madness since I was a hostess. I could just turn my head the other way

[@MikkaSingh]

Top notch! :)

[@Triveal]

thanks for the laugh

[@LittleLulubee]

Haha, I love her :)

[@adiksadiatabs]

@imashortdude no such thing as a pediatric therapist

[@Theomite]

That shit is FUNNAY!

[@kaichrono]

Omg...so wrong....but so true..

[@BrentDeJong]

and let the hating begin XD

[@maiali85]

lol

[@somethingdifferent4u247]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@Lorisa25]

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! SO FUNNY!!! :)

[@BrentDeJong]

I like kids

[@onix731992]

LMFAO

[@Sivels]

I love kids.

[@ceeaitch11]

you're irrelevant to this video then

[@o0LoveLove0o]

Lmfao !

[@Blackshadow164]

haha

[@sheshab4431]

i win

[@LeahTard69]

LOL GRADDICK

[@christsbassist89]

Hilarious

[@dinsubteran3643]

she;s pretty :)

[@IPlayOneOnT.V.]

….Funny.

[@11FBA11]

that was funny.

[@Refikbey]

I2m a kid and i fund this offensive.

[@dakotaparker2120]

Go cry in the corner then

[@kenzij]

Its funny to me how people who don't like kids are so sure that everyone feels the same, while those of us who do like kids are completely aware that the other side exists.

[@kenzij]

Branon Fontaine I'm sorry that things didn't work out for you and your daughter's mom. I'm even more sorry that you do not have a good relationship with your daughter, and that you feel like she could have been raised better. But, I don't really see how your situation has anything to do with people who like children. Also. If you truly harbor such violent resentment towards your daughter I suggest you file for a restraining order, before you do something that lands you in jail, or even on the nightly news.

[@ceeaitch11]

i like certain children, the well behaved ones. i just despise that the norm is that when you are past like 25, you have to have kids, or otherwise "your life is not complete". gtfoutta here. go buy a snake. why dont you get a snake, you're past 25! it's time for you to get some snakes and settle down, bro. seriously, you'll love 'em when they're your own. lol

[@kenzij]

Cee Aitch That's fair. I don't think anyone should be pressured into having children; that's one of the ways that we get awful parents who have people like she was (Child Protective Services people) called on them. Plus kids are just a lot. I mean I dislike children only ~25% less than I love them, because they're so suckish. Nobody who's not willing or able to get past that has no business having kids.

[@maileencaparas1642]

Not me i am a asian

[@adiksadiatabs]

An Asian, tanga.

[@andreamack1619]

if you hate kids you hate you cause you were a kid before

[@PurpleSakuraKiss]

Andrea Mack everyone has their own opinion

[@andreamack1619]

Leda LoveFoxx but she was still a kid before duh that mean she dont like her self adrr