Half-Life 2 But Everyone Hates Gordon

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[@AAZ-yu5ss]

Gordon’s only friend is some random Headcrab Zombie… talk about unfortunate.

[@ShafiqYoutube81]

Considering everything, this is probably good for Gordon. A headcrabbed zombie by his side

[@Omega-jg4oq]

Even the Airboat straight up left him behind and no one was driving it, it’s went on its own 💀💀💀

[@FartyBalls42069]

That random Headcrab Zombie was a really good friend though at least.

[@notoriuscaitsithvii9608]

@@Omega-jg4oq I think Gman stole it

[@sparejaguar6007]

Headcrab zombie is best boy

[@ben_rez08]

1:03 I feel like barney just dropping a grenade would be funnier

[@daylawashere]

barney keeping a live grenade gordon dropped in black mesa would be hilarious

[@SirPraiseSun]

no. this was way funnier he already did a grenade with the civilian its not funny anymore

[@DonChiparro]

1:26 2:31 8:57 Being chased by a Vortigaunt is as scary as it sounds

[@agorman1341]

03:00 but nothing is as scary as being chased by small Eli

[@T0HK_Boi]

@@agorman1341 fr

[@Arelated]

Gordon got traumatized so much from the events back at black mesa, that he starts to seeing things like the buggy leaving without him and dr kleiner randomly firing the shotgun at him

[@Omega-jg4oq]

I never thought I would see Kleiner holding a shotgun 😂

[@marvinarellano3087]

​@@Omega-jg4oq But he had one at the end of Entanglement

[@Gordonfreemanblckmesa]

Seeing him with a gun terrifies me, he's seen the time I didn't save him when he fell off a bridge.

[@Zach-no9di]

0:59 “oh fiddle sticks” *proceeds to blast him with a shotgun*

[@EggGuy461]

Honestly might be my favourite one.

[@Gaming_with_Ghaped]

lol

[@speedscout381]

8:26 looks like all Gordon needed was a hug🫂

[@v-14415]

👊💥

[@alexm.a.d892]

Gman just running away like that was so fucking hilarious

[@pyroshilov8474]

Interesting to see that severe head trauma and deprivation of schitzo pills are starting to catch up to Gordon

[@ClosethatchannelimmediatlyNOW]

3:52 Lamarr, is that you?

[@jaodasilva7993]

5:44 the return of Dr. HAX

[@YT_MV_OLYMPIC]

9:50 Barney Jumpscare

[@demna999]

"hey, gordon!"

[@walter_white994]

1:05 he dropped those in black Mesa...

[@Omega-jg4oq]

It’s describes how many times we’ve been playing Half Life 😂💀

[@Flamma_Dreemurr]

Tbh I kinda wish it was more interactions like Barney shoving him and telling him to move, than random props chasing him around the map. I will admit, the zombie stealing the supplies from the crate had me dead

[@Gordonfreemanblckmesa]

He didn't actually steal the supplies, since I didn't have a crowbar he opened the crates for me.

[@Flamma_Dreemurr]

@@Gordonfreemanblckmesa oh hey good point. There should be a spin-off series where Gordon and his zombie take on the combine together

[@WalamiFijilot]

2:18 when gman doesn't have his power, and need to do a little nudge for his employee

[@Louis.7493]

"EVERYONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME!" -Freeman's mind

[@sanitylost4271]

there's some much more interesting stuff going on than just people hating gordon

[@amberklomp3748]

1:08 ah yes my stash of MILLIONS OF CROBARS

[@harrynoodlemeyer4450]

not everyone. everything

[@badieTV]

even cardboard_box003a?

[@captainpricegaming4571]

Not headcrab zombies

[@harrynoodlemeyer4450]

@@badieTVeven the 💀

[@QiroQato-e4t]

Not just that... even props_debris_floor_01

[@logistic5721]

7:23 bros running from everybody. hes on the run 2:37 dont have intercourse when the suppression fields are on

[@rabihrbarudi]

Breen is hated too 😂

[@fourlion_everywhere]

Gman stealing Gordon's shi is the funniest one 😂 Especially second one

[@denifnaf5874]

Barney: * turns off cameras * "Yeah, i'm gonna need me some privacy for this." *beats the shit out of gordon*

[@jarhed3210]

1:07 "wellcome to mario's ASMR!"

[@MegaMan.exe20XX]

Don't worry Gordon, I don't hate you! *You're Special to me (:*

[@m5cka742]

2:37 got me dying on the floor

[@ganogrishamdax]

Baby eli

[@senorgecko]

Imagine a mod with the entire half life 2 campaign including ep1,2 but the mini Eli is hunting you all the time

[@Freemelon07]

I want the sound Eli makes to my ringtone.

[@futurehero2704]

Gordon's mind: *your gonna do me like that*

[@TimSlee1]

7:22 Breen: "I'm fast as fck boi!"

[@taeliantalittia612]

3:10 Every kind of damage possible in a game

[@meenke3417]

imagine how much malicious of a presence g man would have instead of a mysterious one if he just kept jacking gordons vehicles and doing random stuff during the game and mildly inconveniences gordon

[@iLuvArtanis]

0:30 bruh not even gman wants to see him lmao

[@PlutonAstronomy]

8:24 finally, Gordon got his hug

[@jaydenjoachim4645]

6:20 like father grigoi laugh

[@CryusTheFox]

that headcrab zombie was still in control of his body 💀

[@MasterCrazyRJ]

I love if this was some kinda mod where its the world coming after gordan

[@SteamboatWillie1233]

the universe self impoldes on Gordon

[@NuiiCashy]

THIS WAS SO FUNNY! xD Not for Gordon though, he doesn’t even have to hear this, he’s a highly trained professional

[@ianmata1998]

everybody loves Adrian Shephard

[@PIXEL-YT1]

6:22 total revenge

[@pissedoffbucketguy9115]

1:09 imagine if barney dropped a grenade here, though that might've been predictable

[@Clown-Piece]

This video feels like it came from 2010, I love it, thank you

[@АлександрРябов-ц6о]

2:20 best moment

[@elmoterminator6969]

I mean Gordon did kinda cause all of this by aggressively pushing in that crystal.

[@reyboy4944]

When quiet kid open Half Life

[@Happy._.4ever]

8:23 was melting my heart ❤️ but fr i was laughing for the hole video but i was laughing so hard i fell out my bed and woke every one in my home its 3Am💀💀💀

[@Shlawgatron8000]

0:21 baby attack

[@harryosborne7703]

The Way Alyx Laughed After Gordon Got Crushed Is Hilarious

[@berchead12]

7:03 The giant enemy spider

[@dbear8845]

Poor gordon lol

[@jacobbpugh1328]

HOW MANY CROWBARS DID GORDON DROP AT BLACK MESA

[@Wadethewallaby2001]

3:12 dog crushes Gordon with a rock, and Alex laughs.

[@ben12355]

Barneys still nice. He gave him tons of crowbars. Too bad, after that, you wont get a crowbar in the episodes.

[@revitup436]

gordon got attacked by a wild eli

[@User68075]

Gordon has been hated by everyone and everything, except Zombie Headcrab who befriends and doesn't kill Gordon, killing others who hate Gordon, Legend.

[@Reskuhere]

WE NEED A PART 2

[@OrangeBall_HL]

Episode 1 and Lost coast

[@Wadethewallaby2001]

@@OrangeBall_HL team fortress 3 episode 3. 3. soldier: holy mother, mine!

[@Holy_Mackarel]

I love how the 10,000,0000,0 crowbars come to gordon

[@elchasque5274]

Barney: About the beer you owe me

[@raulins100]

Gordon's lack of sleep is catching up to him and causing hallucinations I see

[@Wadethewallaby2001]

OK you sound like Yoda.

[@goldeneye1689]

Hell yes, it's The Gmod Idiot Box HAAAAX reference

[@averageartist10]

gordon recieved so much blunt trauma during this that he doesnt feel anything when eli dies

[@IminsaneLmao-p1s]

damn poor gordoon getting hated

[@minilla450]

Gordon if he killed every scientist in half life

[@elllikesblue6886]

This has to be one of the most funniest shit I've seen on a half life video

[@Wadethewallaby2001]

7:03 oh, hell, no!

[@cornishpasty7853]

i recognise some of these from the parakeet pillpack

[@MelonJuiceCool]

this video is just everything gmod was made for

[@camperoni2]

I was expecting hev suit to attack Gordon

[@kaiserf4008]

That would been hilarous XD

[@GreatHirohito]

2:37 THIS CRIPPED ME OUT

[@Soldier-e8f]

Hirohito 💀

[@theditty.itmasterlhammafia4346]

How do I get the tiny Eli Vance that follows you and groans like that 2:59

[@ganogrishamdax]

Using gmod for the appearance hammer for the sounds

[@theditty.itmasterlhammafia4346]

​@@ganogrishamdaxI see, but why not make it an add-on NPC just like Dr Hax instead of using console

[@ganogrishamdax]

@@theditty.itmasterlhammafia4346 I found out it's dorf a eli in the fun parts of parakeets pill pack

[@theditty.itmasterlhammafia4346]

@@ganogrishamdax it doesn't do the groan, and it's not an NPC

[@Robin_lambda]

I mean he did start the resonance cascade

[@RRTS2556]

1:34 this is much more horrifying than any other horror games.

[@Estressadin]

1:34 ok, that was creepy!

[@ganogrishamdax]

Gman:YOU HAVE FAILED CMERE

[@YT_MV_OLYMPIC]

7:25 i Like That wallace breen with big head Running faster than Car

[@user-wr6dj4ib9o]

1:00 barney should have dropped grenade

[@DarkSide360-0]

This is the closest we can get to an Offensive AI mod of HL2.

[@Yash_the_epic]

If gordon freeman was replaced by me

[@RandomAlex3325]

Alternative title: Half life 2 but the npcs are sentient

[@trololl27029]

7:47 he did.. technically answer correctly

[@jeffhaspowerz6771]

seeing barney mad scares me...

[@brianery]

3:05 DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK! PLEASE I BEG YOU!

[@vicao3112]

I am 100% sure you didn't have to change anything about Magnusson behavior in this video

[@Progamerxl2021]

9:46 this was so funny lmao the eay gordon flew into the LMAO

[@FirebonE_88]

Breen at White Forest: Still fast as fuck, boiiiiiiii!

[@Umbrex349]

The infinite amount of crowbars that Barney gives to Gordon was probably the loudest thing in this video.

[@sorlag7]

Even those vehicles hate gordon. Take this 1 for example. 1:33

[@lucarnas12]

2:37 i almost fell out of my chair edit: 2:59 i think he came back for more 5:55 7:11

[@Peepin_]

Gordon encounters a magpie

[@minniemariebobe]

2:45 dr mossman balloon BAAAHHHH jumpscare

[@marktsygan4025]

Gordon: Why everyone hates me?!

[@fiveyeetone9792]

he's probably using a pill pack mod. it lets you turn into hl2 characters. and there is a fun section which... has random characters you can turn into.

[@inkbuddy2110]

Nah man, they're just doing a bit of trolling

[@SirPraiseSun]

ROFLLMFAO GMAN STOLE HIS HOVERBOAT!!!

[@FunnySpaceMan.]

that scene of the baby was funny as fuck for some reason

[@facility_blackmesa]

Every entity is hating Gordon Freeman!!

[@abdala_5]

cool video

[@Arelated]

What if half life 2 but everyone is gman, just like half life 1 but everyone is gman, i wonder just how curse it will be

[@Lautrec_gameplays]

Dude, you could make this same video but everyone loves Mr. Freeman

[@VerbDoesStuff]

I think I love this mod

[@zombee77777]

Vortigaunt hates him because he killed 1000 vortigaunt in hl1

[@PlayermodelMale18]

Took me a bit to realize this was made in gmod lol

[@PIXEL-YT1]

2:48 prop_372 is screaming again!