Your Mom Got Mugged?! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 17

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[@chrisdcomedy]

YASSSSSSS!!!! IM LIT OFF THAT PIQUE TEA BABES

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@@user-pb1ko8il3w OH YASSSSSSS!

[@Sfeliciano4]

I wish I could hang with you guys all day as a natural anti-depressant!! Thank you!!! Props to Tom Brady for just winning the Super Bowl ;-)

[@VBC_Records]

love this, but for the love of god get better microphones!

[@kateana9909]

Every time the camera zooms in on Sal I die! And every time Chris says “Did I ever tell you about the time...?” I know we are in for the BEST story ever

[@JA-ur8cx]

I don't understand how Chrissy missed the convict bus. His family is filled with criminals. But, whatever, now we get a treasure trove of insane stories.

[@markb4168]

Facts

[@abidesthedood3490]

He missed the convict bus because he makes up stories off the cuff that didn’t happen...aka he makes up shit....he’s Bert Kreischer ...without the joke stealing.

[@YReezyGang]

@@JA-ur8cx because of his mom. She kept him on the straight and narrow, cuzzy wuzzy.

[@alexnicholas2241]

Any time Chris says "I genuinely..." or "I'm being 100% honest with you...", buckle up it's gonna be a good story

[@StevenSchapiro]

This podcast gives me life

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YOU ARE LIFE! SHOUT OUT STEVEN!

[@Nwidmann]

Daily Dropout gives me life

[@Cornholio17]

IT IS LIFE!

[@1Cosmicangel]

SAME!! 🙋🏻‍♀️

[@dgregss]

Ferks

[@shooo223]

i love that chrissy's mom getting mugged is the LEAST interesting part of that story

[@JGreen-tb6ke]

If they called it "uncle melts knees off" we might have seen that juicy part coming

[@JPatelLive]

@thatguy 00 Chrissy's throwing mad flava in hiz ear like #CraigMACK!💯😎🖖🏾

[@redbulllife]

Lmaoooo

[@fouryearbrett]

We need a movie about Chris' uncle. Chris can play him while Sal plays Chris

[@ashmarro]

I’d crowdfund that ish for sure

[@micahshipp9982]

Genius

[@seahawks337]

Yaaaaas

[@BostonBlues]

very much needed in today's day and world

[@bennyburbs3462]

God please... I need a win, please make this happen! 🙏

[@boriqualeo92]

If your brother-in-law isn’t melting the knees off people who wrong you, is he really family? 🤣 RIP Uncle Victor, true BAMF

[@BirdOfHermes83]

Man, I gotta start melting kneecaps! 😶 Don't wanna be a bad uncle!

[@chobblegobbler2536]

Bet

[@user-pb1ko8il3w]

the chaos these two bring together is fascinating to witness.

[@raquelf5891]

The overall giddiness i feel when Chris says "did I ever tell you the story when..." is UNMATCHED

[@ajbchick1224]

Me waiting for Sal's story in the beginning of being robbed while he was home. 👁👄👁

[@Steffanny0490]

Really though 😩 I thought I was the only one who really wanted to hear how the ef that happened.

[@deathmoth6243]

I swear to God if the next episode doesn't start with sals story, I'm burnin' someone's knee caps.

[@darthcreepio]

🕯🕯🕯🕯

[@slasherFTK]

Lmao

[@ToMakeupAndBeyond1]

i'm always so excited to see which song will get a hey babe rendition in the beginning

[@jordanjae]

Shut up

[@vinny5638]

me too, its the little things that make this pod special

[@firstnamelastname180]

@@jordanjae no u

[@firstnamelastname180]

This one reminds me of Andrew Shultzs fashion song

[@BostonBlues]

My favorite was their rendition of Bad, And the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again HEY BABE! 👋

[@isabellagrazi1793]

Sal yelling “he welded his knees off” ..... I’m officially deceased 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lexikn2620]

“People like it when we stick to one topic” *doesn’t finish the grey hair story till the end of the show* This is why I love this show. Always on the edge of my seat 😂

[@juniorkuntz]

Hair can change color over night. It happened to Tim Allen when he became Santa Clause in ‘94.

[@NoPreshNetwork]

BIG FACTS! LOL HOW COULD WE DARE FORGET THAT?

[@ceuti]

@@NoPreshNetwork Sal is Santa confirmed

[@BostonBlues]

damn you sniped that

[@JPatelLive]

#ChrissySantaClaws!😂😎🖖🏾🤗

[@jlondon1441]

What’s the callback to Chris’s mom dating Santa and Chris thinking Rob was really Santa? It’s in ether and I just can’t pull it out.

[@cotyperry4634]

You guys talking to each other is what my brain sounds like before bed. I save your pods for bedtime now and it gives the voices a break from creating dialog and I can just listen drift off peacefully. Thanks babes.

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WE ARE HERE FOR YOU BABE

[@josef2012]

Tom Brady's amazing achievement will be celebrated for all of eternity, apparently.

[@lopezaldana7]

I checked to see if I wasn’t re-watching one of the last episodes.. it’s what it is cuzzie

[@tinaventurini5465]

I get confused every time. Like wondering when this was recorded or if I clicked the wrong video.

[@moreiseeltd]

Right after he says we don’t pre record a shit ton of episodes 😭

[@moreiseeltd]

Chris is in LA for 3 months I think so it only makes sense

[@markietheman]

This is my favorite I die laughing everytime

[@brinhultz33]

Anyone else ever find themselves re-watching? I can't get enough of these babes!!❤🔥🙌🏻

[@jacobeaster5574]

The superbowl bit is funny every single time

[@BostonBlues]

but also, shoutout to the Kansas City Cheifs

[@huckleberrylachow2202]

Babes make no mistake, this has easily become my new favorite podcast, I start looking forward to 11:00 on thursdays everyday now

[@chrisdcomedy]

YASSSSS LOVE YA BABE!

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THURSDAYS ARE FOR THE BABES!

[@Cornholio17]

Cayuuuuuute!

[@bonnilawrence9475]

Same here. And Monday's for Tastebuds👌

[@georgellass]

@@NoPreshNetwork babe thirsty Thursdays R absolute must

[@jordanbolm8517]

just found this podcast last week. I've literally binged all of then and have caught up to current. You guys need to make more stuff/ and or longer episodes. I've cried laughing multiple times in the last week 🤣

[@taemjones]

By the time you get back to ‘grey hair’, you’ll both have turned full blown greyhounds.

[@JPatelLive]

**Wolf howls!** 🔊

[@ks.nicole]

This is a clean poscast. 2 mins earlier: PUBES

[@Caitecakess]

In the midst of that crazy ass story and Chris yells “My phone’s watch is ringing!!!” Lmfaooo this too much!

[@shmoogaly]

People from tiktok: Uncle welds kneecaps story at 33:40

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SHOUT OUT TIK TOK

[@noahwilliams6514]

Thanks

[@ceuti]

I'm SO happy that I skipped that tiktok because I didn't want to spoil the podcast for myself and omg what the best time to actually skip a spoiler

[@BeanPole2019]

Thank you I came straight here looking for this because I needed to know more 😂

[@demetri4160]

You're the illest thank you

[@RCW9805]

My love for Sal & Chris ( especially Sal LOL ) is unhealthy 😂😍

[@aman_duhhhhh5740]

Literally in tears at sals reaction to Chris’ story about his uncle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lukelorenc5399]

This is for anyone who’s here for the mugging story, it starts at 33:30

[@liamvelonic319]

Legend

[@ssicamon1927]

You're good people

[@chelseaweed5278]

You don’t come here to just watch clips bud

[@josnape4808]

Bless you sir

[@tylerbrittan593]

Shoutout to Pimpy for keeping the boys on track. God bless.

[@_Savs_]

The best pod about right now make no mistake about it - the chem, the stories, the Tyson merch s/o Tom Brady

[@Stratigizing]

can these be 2 hours long please😂 i never get tired of hearing you both ramble🤣

[@MizzWezt]

EVERYBODY'S THURSDAYS HAVE JUST GOTTEN BETTER!!! 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

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YOU ALREADY KNOW BABE!!!

[@garciagus53]

Chrissy minimalist won’t go more than 5 minutes when he realizes he won’t have wifi😂

[@Lydiahp]

“🎶I feel so close to you, hey babe🎶” will be stuck in my head until next thursday. HEY BABES!!!

[@BostonBlues]

I've been humming this in my head since yesterday, HEY BABE!

[@Julia-ch5ip]

This podcast is HANDS DOWN my favorite podcast! You guys are hilarious, I’m laughing the whole time 🤣🤣👏🏼

[@JUiCE..]

Sometimes... wondering if they'll actually get back to a story that they branched away from, gives me severe mounting anxiety 😭😂

[@slappinthigh]

I used to have mounting anxiety... It's best to rub one out first and you'll be much less anxious.

[@timwall5895]

Mad respect to sal for the Led Zeppelin knowledge 🤘

[@Natalie.M.Knight]

Thank you guys for keeping me entertained while I clean my house like a maniac.

[@menzidimba2804]

Absolutely sensational podcast. You two give each other space to complete ideas, premises, stories and bits. Fantastic.

[@tatyanasarkisian8864]

THIS SHOW IS THE GOAT AS THE YOUNG KIDS SAY 🔥 love y’all

[@chrisdcomedy]

SHOUT OUT GOATS

[@georgellass]

@@chrisdcomedy Greatest. Of. All. Time g.o.a.t also G.F.E great 4 everyone

[@wes_mcgehee]

These have been some of the best podcasts I’ve ever seen, I can’t wait till next week’s episode!

[@jeffreyflops]

i bet a dollar theyre not gonna pick up from where they left off for sals story next episode

[@johnc2254]

I’m still waiting on Chrissy’s David Blaine story from like 10 episodes ago

[@adammarchand1162]

I'm still waiting for him to eat bologna And a pork chop and may I just ask which Re- decided on the spelling of bologna

[@almightyzulu8174]

Here from Tik Tok. This is the combo of my dreams that I didn't know I needed.

[@shaynicz6801]

Coffee and the babes! Life is good

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SHOUT OUT COFFEE!

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A blunt and the babes! Life is good

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On the beers all ready coz of the babes

[@HIGHTS]

YES! EVERY THURSDAY BABE!

[@georgellass]

@@NoPreshNetwork when pokemon came out coffee wasn't the same cause of Jessie's from team rocket

[@jadeharris6904]

I just want to step into Chris’ mind for an entire day.

[@shooo223]

OK LISTEN YOUR GURL HAS THERAPY BUT SHE'S COMING BACK ASAP TO WATCH THIS. HEY BABES!!!!!!

[@Lauren-vu9ih]

HAVE A GOOD THERAPY SESSION ALL THE BEST TO YOU . ITS A GREAT EPISODE

[@shooo223]

@@Lauren-vu9ih thank you!!!!!

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SHOUT OUT THERAPY! APPRECIATE YOU BABE

[@cotyperry4634]

IM IN BED DETOXING OF OPIATES, AND I WANTED TO TEXT IN ALL CAPS ALSO. HEY BABE

[@shooo223]

@@cotyperry4634 I HOPE YOU'RE NOT MAKING FUN OF ME HEY BABE!!!!!!

[@DoctorDreidel55]

The energy in this show is unmatched... love it

[@pennylove1797]

One of my favorite episodes so far. So much fun these guys. Sal never circled back to the grey hair ... so that will be on my mind until future notice.

[@breezy864]

it kills me that sal didn’t finish the story 😭 not the cliffhangerrrrr

[@jessicawojewski9177]

Sal talking about his fear of losing power in all of his devices...I’ve never related to anything more in my whole life. We’re not sociopaths. We’re prepared!

[@taylordial1231]

You know who else always prepared? TED BUNDY! It’s what it is, babe

[@jessicawojewski9177]

@@taylordial1231 Dude was prepared. You're not wrong, babe.

[@charlottem.1477]

Thank you. There’s nothing wrong with being prepared.

[@karenamyx2205]

Failing to prepare is preparing to fail!!! Dont want the victims getting to the cops on ya babe.

[@kayfast3299]

Was so sad when I finally caught up and heard/watched them all. Thankful for a new episode!!!

[@Infiniteeyes13]

Best pod in all the land 📣💜 The opening duet was my fav so far, “duh nuh, duh nuh” 💀

[@AwesomeAcademyWithAngelie]

(At 9:55) CHRIS: “Shout out Moustafa.” SIMBA: “Uhh...my dad’s name was Mufasa.” 🦁

[@greggotti9740]

As if Sal didn't catch that one

[@bailyndraws777]

I CAN’T WAIT TO GET COMFY AND LISTEN TO STORIES ABOUT CHRIS’ UNCLE🖤😩

[@jacobelliott60]

Thursday’s are one of my favorite days of the week! Thanks Babes!

[@jessicahyatt5259]

The day just got better. Something inside just jumped a little seeing a new ep. Luv you guys!

[@tylertruski6549]

Perfect timing!!!!!! I just finished my energy drink and have a mouth full of blew chews. This shows gonna be a banger. 👌

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LETS GO!!! BANGERS ONLY BABE

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@@NoPreshNetwork shout out miley bangers album bangzers song w/ britney bitch

[@markb4168]

By FAR the most interesting, honest and entertaining podcast ever! The chemistry is so real. Much love Babes, appreciate you guys.

[@kirstenalexa2290]

sal talking about bringing batteries with him to every hotel he stays at is both the most unhinged and genius thing i’ve ever heard

[@staceyrubino9981]

Live in Mass and I do wear a hat to bed in the winter. It’s so comfy, warm and cozy. Keeping my ears covered also is a calming thing to help me sleep.

[@brendanlagunas859]

I love how loud pimp is when he laughs it's hilarious honestly 😂

[@bethany-anne]

I don’t know what was better, Chris’ uncle story, or Sal’s reaction to it 🤣 love the pod, babes. Every week.

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Calvin Harris when Feel So Close gets a random spike in listens thanks to HEY BABE babes 🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻

[@BostonBlues]

I FEEL SO CLOSE TO YOU, HEY BAAAABE 👋🎶

[@michaelbernardy4711]

Sal with the Zeppelin reference! exactly where my mind went when Chrissy Cali says he’s going to california.. with an achin’

[@stephpopiela3351]

The uncle was a straight up hero.....no question!!!!

[@angrytoiletpaper1912]

Not what the world asked for, definitely what we needed. Thanks babes!

[@steeno629]

Chrissy: I'm going to live below my means 2.8 seconds later Chrissy: I just got this Apple watch to track my calories

[@shrutefarms4741]

Sal has the most perfect style of communicating. Had never heard of him and now I can’t get enough😂

[@kelsiepierce8213]

I had a teacher in high school who took time off after her sister passed, and she came back with completely grey hair. So, Sal, you're right!

[@thriftyhs28]

Is it possible that she already had completely grey hair but used to dye it but then after her sister’s passing, she was too depressed to dye her hair so decided to just embrace the greyness

[@zariahsimmons]

i’m new to this podcast and it gives me life 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[@amianlione8070]

That 4 minute long Bodega description felt like an ad read and got me wanting to go to a Bodega

[@WackJallis]

Editing is really top tier. Underrated aspect of the pod. Shout out homeless pimpy!

[@NoPreshNetwork]

THANKS BABE!!!

[@Krystal_Hope]

I get this and Taste Bud’s intro song stuck in my head every week!! 🤣

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SHOUT OUT CASEY CASEY JOST

[@Krystal_Hope]

@@NoPreshNetwork Casey, you’re the shit!

[@bunnibaby444]

i just got surgery and this podcast is the only thing keeping me distracted 🥳

[@ang3600]

Rewatching this and I think this might be my favorite ep. along with Chris’ story of how his dogs died 😂 RIP Larry and Cruella

[@stephanieandjared390]

When Sal snuck in that "white owl" when they were talking about bodegas...chris tucker started talking in my head.. "thats my dawg, thats my dawg.."

[@breandanangley3828]

First love you guys!!! Hey BABES!’

[@BallsharkSpencer]

Sals reaction to the mugging story especially the “WHATTTTTTTTT” kills me every single time without fail😂I wanna make that my alarm/text tone so bad

[@greeneyedsoul3916]

Maybe it's the acid talking... but this is one of the best episodes in podcasting history

[@Nunya7211]

Wow, this is a really REALLY good podcast. Like I don’t even know what to write cuz there’s so much I could say about it! lol of all the podcasts there already were, this is the one the world was missing! I really don’t think there’s a better pairing than these two! No comparison! And many classics have waned over the last year so we were all in need. This is an instant favorite and an instant classic. And of course I thought it would be great cuz I love each of these dudes individually, and I watch impractical jokers every day like a maniac, but man it’s still blowing my mind! This is the second one I’ve watched and I’m hooked!

[@megbellis5013]

You know you’ve been listening too much when none of chris’ stories shock you anymore

[@kaitlyngiandomenico8108]

this podcast is the only thing that got me through my COVID isolation

[@NoPreshNetwork]

WE ARE HERE FOR YOU BABE!

[@goudyfivecoats3789]

You two make me smile, thank you babes!

[@jessipessi94]

MY FAV BABES!!!!

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YASSSSSS

[@shawnsharp1625]

Please please never stop doing these podcast hey babe and taste buds is what I listen to while driving or just chilling. Everytime its awesome.

[@TheCookiecupcakes]

Once there was this kid who Got into an accident and couldn't come to school But when he finally came back His hair had turned from black into bright white He said that it was from when The cars had smashed so hard ...

[@nikkijordan6042]

Everyone's too young to remember that song. Except for me ofcourse

[@harryseaword8523]

F'n Crash Test Dummies. YASSSSSSS

[@MrRaw4life]

hmm

[@smithjohnson92]

Danny phantom?

[@alifelesstoxic1253]

Perfect reference 👌 #imissthe90s

[@sindro]

Shout out to sal and Chris this is hands down the best podcast ever

[@kieferrex8454]

this podcast gives me more serotonin than my lexapro and adderal combined

[@allendavis3107]

Best pod on the market💯

[@bpm1191]

My favorite part of every podcast is homeless pimp laughing when it gets quiet

[@1Cosmicangel]

Is this real life? 😆... I’m obsessed with your stories Chris and Sals reactions are golden! ❤️

[@ChrissyChaosClips]

ALWAYS GOTTA DANCE TO THAT INTRO BABES

[@georgellass]

L❤VES it

[@joannaelise1639]

Please don’t ever stop this podcast. My quality of life literally depends on the weekly serotonin boosts.

[@tylercurtis6720]

Getting us through another pandemic Thursday. Hey babes. Hope neither of yinz ran into a celeb since the last podcast.

[@kyleballering2288]

yeah

[@katieglenny5990]

thursday is the best day of my week because of hey babe. love you guys so much!!

[@bonytresette8460]

“ Let’s talk about grey hair” they said “It will be fun” they said “We’ll get back to grey hairs” -you guys know better than that 😂

[@jonathanalmonte8478]

Hearing the background laughter of the guy helping with the product, is the definition of someone who loves there job!

[@wandamiancrucifixplate638]

Lmao they shoutout the super bowl every episode

[@SmokestackRelics]

I don't know if it's the fast pacing or the mood or what, but this is the BEST episode so far!!! HEY BABE FOR LIFE

[@fouryearbrett]

Name a better duo than Chris and bitcoin

[@chrisdcomedy]

YASSSSSSSSSS