Imagine smoking a joint, and filming yourself chuckle at old Normy. Then getting paid for it. Well played lads.
@T25de2 жыл бұрын
Well played
@christianpalmer72342 жыл бұрын
I’m jealous
@-0rbital-2 жыл бұрын
Sounds fucking genius to me, tbh.
@GnosticAtheist2 жыл бұрын
The genius part is not being fake. Or being super good actors and actually being fake but we dont get it. Either way, thats what we are here for.
@coroiu20112 жыл бұрын
@@GnosticAtheist that’s next level bro
@bobshort21493 жыл бұрын
"Somehow, through sheer tyranny of will, she could light up a room." That line gets me every single time. RIP Norm❤
@callmeshaggy51662 жыл бұрын
I think it's because he used it elsewhere, I think in an unrelated bit about hypnosis. I wanna say it was on Letterman??
@rikkilleen31692 жыл бұрын
"I'm not saying no river long enough doesn't have a bend it" is the one that gets me.
@chilepeulla2 жыл бұрын
@@rikkilleen3169 I have never understood that line, would you mind explaining it? English is not my first language
@rikkilleen31692 жыл бұрын
@@chilepeulla Certainly, my friend. It basically means: given enough time, a thing is likely to eventually occur. So, when he says, "I'd never kill a woman...Well, I'm not saying any river that goes on long enough doesn't have a bend..." he's joking that, given enough time, he might become a serial killer.
@BurnDoubt Жыл бұрын
@@rikkilleen3169 a.k.a. never deal in absolutes
@mattiefee5 жыл бұрын
With Norm, it's not about the destination as much as it is about the journey to it.
@sandercohen33095 жыл бұрын
I think Janice would disagree
@jessearter44175 жыл бұрын
The joke is the punchline....always has been with norm....
@kaufman27205 жыл бұрын
@@jessearter4417 moth joke is more about the useless details of the moth's life instead of the punchline
@trevor78025 жыл бұрын
He tells jokes almost in spite of the audience and although Norm disagrees it really is art to me
@nolanmendoza36435 жыл бұрын
@@jessearter4417 lol, I feel like norm is more about the journey than the punch line.
@aniketranade2 жыл бұрын
"Even in today's enlightened society there remains a stigma in being a psychosexual sadist" - Norm Rest in Peace King 🤴
@magicpowers5 жыл бұрын
Its a different kinda of humor. His choice of words and timing keeps you engaged. The amount of details in his storytelling is amazing. Never hacky.
@volo4555 жыл бұрын
Exactly this.
@Basementjacks5 жыл бұрын
Because we can tell the same joke but the delivery would be different
@dolo35 жыл бұрын
You can tell he draws a bit of his style from Mitch Hedberg. Never noticed it much until the last two clips I've seen of him.
@dingfeldersmurfalot45605 жыл бұрын
How's it outside? It's no inside, but it's okay.
@brettvandermeer17005 жыл бұрын
Patrick Chenot you realise Norm is way before Mitch Bedberg, right?
@_BLACKSTAR_5 жыл бұрын
Norm's brilliance is he doesn't really tell a joke, he delivers comedy. He is all about the delivery.
@MarshallLore5 жыл бұрын
yep. He's an absolute craftsman
@Katya_Lastochka5 жыл бұрын
But he still has some of the funniest jokes.
@mitchellnewman96704 жыл бұрын
@ black star , Close!!! He has some of the funniest and unfiltered comedy ever. His delivery is legendary! Every comedian should strive to be like norm. If your comic heros are mencia or Schumer don't try to be a comic.
@amjan3 жыл бұрын
Which is just like all European comedy. It's not about going from punchline to punchline, but about building funny, satyrical scenes.
@jasonw82832 жыл бұрын
It's a Norm journey. Beautiful.
@sethfinberg3485 жыл бұрын
Janice is the type of lady that would open up Rondo's eyes.
@LeftHans2God5 жыл бұрын
through sheer tyranny of will
@gitgirl245 жыл бұрын
lol
@al43855 жыл бұрын
Nah. Ain't nothin is powerful enough fo dat.
@Axolotl_Mischief5 жыл бұрын
Literally AND figuratively. Because she's fucking JANICE.
@Pragabond5 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty surer if he opens his eyes reality will just end so lets keep him away from Janice.
@moose25773 жыл бұрын
"And they play basketball with each other - which is fine nowadays..." Norm kills me!
@mitchelvalentino15695 жыл бұрын
“...through sheer tyranny of will...” 😂😂
@cydre34014 жыл бұрын
Mitchel Valentino I laughed so hard
@nonserviam7513 жыл бұрын
He reads more than he makes apparent.
@signoresantinoburnett11695 жыл бұрын
Fuck, I don't know why, but when he said, "I don't give a fuck on account of I never knew Janice in the first place", I couldn't stop laughing.
@longschlong8463 жыл бұрын
I felt that
@sajjadalobaidi90783 жыл бұрын
when ever he says "on the account of" get ready lmao. Rip legend
@hawkeyebricks99053 жыл бұрын
Matter of fact I'm kinda happy it's Janice and not someone I know.
@tmsplltrs2 жыл бұрын
@@sajjadalobaidi9078 I don't know why that's always so funny when he says it. But you can tell Norm loves to say it as well.
@isthatwhatemptymeans82225 жыл бұрын
Norm is such a master, this is a 12 minute joke with tons of set ups and punchlines throughout the joke. You're never sure of the angle with norm, that unpredictable delivery is what keeps it interesting.
@ValensBellator5 жыл бұрын
My favorite is when he makes people sit through something like 8 boring minutes of setup just to finish with a pun haha
@azahias95 жыл бұрын
"....f$ck you, I'm talking to JANICE!" 😂
@mixcoatl22234 жыл бұрын
That's why he is the king... Not many comics can throw a screwball on me like him... And its like a 10 min joke usually... Which makes it even harder
@gilwood75304 жыл бұрын
Are you a friend of JANICE ???????????? THEN STFU !!!!
@dragons_red3 жыл бұрын
And he made serial killing hilarious. He always went for the hardest material. It's dangerous because if you don't do it right, you don't just fall flat, you look like an sadistic psycho-sexual.
@Blarsen7805 жыл бұрын
Even in today's enlightened society, there remains a stigma to being a psycho-sexual sadist.
@eugeniav47215 жыл бұрын
So how many Janice's have you left in the woods? 😉😉
@Blarsen7805 жыл бұрын
@@eugeniav4721 Oh, I wouldn't dream of doing that to Janice! She was a swell lady.
@eugeniav47215 жыл бұрын
@@Blarsen780 lmao love it!!
@eugeniav47215 жыл бұрын
@Rich S he was building it for me ❤
@CinemacrestStudios5 жыл бұрын
I mean, this Eric Chauche guy is a real jerk! 😁😆
@CARTOONIVERSE15 жыл бұрын
Only a *genius* like Norm can walk-us-through a *kidnapping & murder* scenario while making us *howl* with laughter. *He makes it look easy.*
@jethrotool48285 жыл бұрын
Norm McDonald - Moth Joke on Conan Obrien
@SomethingSeemsOff5 жыл бұрын
Still one of my all time favorite jokes.
@tenitri50235 жыл бұрын
Jethro Tool that one is classic
@tenitri50235 жыл бұрын
Norm is a national treasure. Fuck Canada, he’s ours now
@jimmydivicio8385 жыл бұрын
Tenitri yeah fuck Canada for giving me free college free health care free clean water and most importantly not worrying about gettin caught in a crossfire or getting shot like a dog by a cop.
@ShookOnesTO5 жыл бұрын
@@jimmydivicio838 You took that a little too seriously. Take it down a notch EH?
@claudec25885 жыл бұрын
I like the part, "Hey Bill, how's it going inside" "It's alright. It's no inside." So many subtle little pieces of the whole routine you can miss when you're laughing so much. :)
@dingfeldersmurfalot45605 жыл бұрын
Exactly. That was such a great fine detail!
@johnstabbyman57045 жыл бұрын
Nobody fits as many great little jokes into their routine like Norm
@azahias95 жыл бұрын
Master of the rabbit punch joke. Dave Chappelle and John Mulaney are like that, too. They're telling the story so well that you get enthralled, and then POP-POP-POP from a couple quips. As they continue the story, the quips go off in your head like time bombs....just in time for a hard punchline to finish you off!
@Gutslinger4 жыл бұрын
Outside*
@anthonyfrombelow4 жыл бұрын
Jermaine Phillips Well put. Joke telling has very much a boxer's rhythm to it. Set up with a stiff jab, pepper some rabbit punches to the body, so you're left unaware of the devastating uppercut on it's way.
@thosearepinklemons5 жыл бұрын
"This is just a cheese sandwich. Why? You like em?"
@flankspeed5 жыл бұрын
"I got a whole van of 'em just over there..." AAhahahahahahaahahahahahah... XD
@gregmalden98095 жыл бұрын
We've all made that mistake at least once
@ghostdragon37544 жыл бұрын
"I Don't Recall Janice ever wearing three leaves and a twig" LOL
@callmeshaggy516621 күн бұрын
Which is funny cuz he earlier said three twigs and a leaf
@christofferjenzen783 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite bit of all time. The structure is unpredictable,the delivery unexpected and just....endlessly qoutable. Rest in peace,Norm,thanks for the laughs.
@montv2912 жыл бұрын
Same. Never gets old.
@shotarodeniet33012 жыл бұрын
The last Vegas 2019 standup is my favourite. Amazing hour
@jomac8412 жыл бұрын
Mine too. Definitely my favourite stand up bit. I can’t even hear the name Janice or even think of cheese sandwiches without cracking up. Norm was a master story teller. The journey was just as funny as the punchline. I would be in giggles throughout.
@MadMalikBand Жыл бұрын
@@shotarodeniet3301hey thx for this! I've never seen that one. I am a Nirvana fan and some of nirvanas best shows I like are not the ones in the mainstream. I suspect this with Norm too! There may only be bootlegged videos of his genius at some obscure bar somewhere
@Liquid_Alchemy3 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. Norm Macdonald. Your '12-minute' joke will go down in comedic history as pure brilliance.
@nonabliss3 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite stand-up moments from Macdonald, specifically the part about Janice. When he says that Janice's friend could be talking to her best friend in the whole world and when Janice walks into the room the friend goes "Fuck you, I'm talking to Janice. Cuz Janice is better than you....c'mon let's face it. She's better than all of us!"
@callanc39252 ай бұрын
The best part is how that same person is like "is that who youre asking about? Janice?" as if they dont even know her well enough to know shes missing.
@Docjonel2 жыл бұрын
Norm's delivery has a cumulative effect. I start out chuckling, then as he meanders along adding more and more hilarious details I start laughing harder and harder. No one else like him.
@rdm01085 жыл бұрын
"Thankfully it's Janice and not someone I know". After having kids, this is exactly how I react to such news stories.
@M2Mil7er3 жыл бұрын
that sounds like something someone who does know Janice, and where's she's buried, would say.
@longschlong8463 жыл бұрын
@@M2Mil7er it's 2021. Quit murderer shaming.
@seankeating50053 жыл бұрын
"Don't worry about the car, it's fine." lol
@christopherd63993 жыл бұрын
Norm acts as though he's from another planet and everything in life is unfamiliar to him. That's his genius.
@jaredgreen7603 жыл бұрын
Thank God for youtube so norms brilliance can live on forever. I feel like I lost a family member. Thanks for the laughs norm. Thank you for being you and never ever giving a fuck what anybody thought about you. The comedy world will never be the same without you but we have these beautiful memories forever. I hope you're at peace and I hope you're no longer in pain. The world misses you. Thank you for sharing your gift with us.
@colors2.0792 жыл бұрын
Amen 🙏🏼
@jimmydivicio8385 жыл бұрын
The best part is when he does that thing that makes him feel like god .
@Blarsen7805 жыл бұрын
A climax to rival even that which conceived the magnificent Heracles.
@JonnyUnderrated5 жыл бұрын
@@Blarsen780 Its just a man lying on top of a lady and going "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" For five minutes, man.
@tylerao5 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Divicio feels like? Hahaha
@alexandersalmas215 жыл бұрын
Also, you don't have to have cheese sandwiches in the van btw.
@mbolduc5 жыл бұрын
Let's not get into Jughead
@Robert-vj6fg5 жыл бұрын
Only norm can make the words “shallow grave” sound funny
@SantiAgo-eg5to4 жыл бұрын
Norm and Patrice, my favorite comedians ever. This is pure gold.
@prometheusfallen5 жыл бұрын
"You don't have to have cheese sandwiches in the van, by the way." 😂😂😂
@jamesellis7015 жыл бұрын
Unless you want to be known for your detailed work
@mychalson_bot59944 жыл бұрын
prometheusfallen yes this is wat makes norm so great. He already delivered you a joke and as your laughing that off he hits you with that which is probably something your already thinking (if your like me) and boom you cant get a breathe of air 😂😂😂
@hhcdfhngdzjjbf5794 жыл бұрын
"You don't have to have cheese sandwiches in the van by the way" 😂😂😂
@BartholomewSmutz4 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad it's okay for ladies to play Basketball with each other these days.
@travisseitrich37712 жыл бұрын
When your tired of getting lied to you can always count on Norm to tell the Truth. A real comic
@frequentsee38155 жыл бұрын
This is such an amazing, unique performer. There will only be 1 Norm
@normanyerby20094 жыл бұрын
I disagree.
@HughMorristheJoker3 жыл бұрын
This new norm guy's a real jerk.
@MaGiKRat4203 жыл бұрын
I could imitate norm... not that hard
@frequentsee38153 жыл бұрын
@@MaGiKRat420 if u post the video I will sub
@MaGiKRat4203 жыл бұрын
@@frequentsee3815 i mean his mannerisms, things he says, how he says it. You'd have suspend disbelief about my voice and look though
@dlkaran4 жыл бұрын
I literally laughed for 12 minutes.
@hondaphan41723 жыл бұрын
I've seen this bit at least a half dozen times and I always have tears running down my face from laughing so hard. Norm was a genius and he was loved and admired by comedians around the globe. There will never be another one like him. He was a living legend. RIP, Norm.
@boblozaintherealworld35773 жыл бұрын
@@hondaphan4172 I just came back for the 8 or 9th time and even reply some of the lines. even the guys were repeating some of them when it was over....."I'd be coy" etc. i don't think there was anything mysterious about Norm at all as I've heard some say. he just enjoyed saying what was in his mind. rip.
@MAGGOT_VOMIT5 жыл бұрын
*Janice came out from the YWCA with that 3-Colored Ball!!!...........I'm @DEAD!!!*
@n00dlez565 жыл бұрын
I want every shallow grave checked out in the vicinity 😂
@Jack6553215 жыл бұрын
I love how Norm has his own style. His type of storytelling is childlike and messed up at the same time.
@Seattlefan775 жыл бұрын
"Listen, lady... Who would know more about what's in my right ha- oh..."
@geordie-drywall5 жыл бұрын
I didn't quite get this guy earlier in the clip but mid way through to the end I was howling lol
@HughMorristheJoker3 жыл бұрын
There is so much norm footage on KZbin. Check some more out!
@MarkMcCray-gg3wx6 ай бұрын
Look up Norm loses his sponsors / Norm mangrate
@madfish3693 жыл бұрын
It's the delivery of his words....pure genius! RIP :(
@alexbh3 жыл бұрын
We lost a legend. RIP Norm MacDonald 💔
@FrowningIke4 жыл бұрын
He's just that guy in the pub....tells a 20 minute story and cracks you up, whilst he's eating pistachios! 😂
@seandalrymple3922 жыл бұрын
Lol. For sure, he would have you feeling sorry for him, confused,but at the same time you would be apologizing to him for laughing so hard about his made up story! One of the best to do it
@bugvswindshield5 жыл бұрын
Norms joke about Germany on Dave Letterman. Could be one of the funniest jokes ever.
@kradz36675 жыл бұрын
That whole set was brilliant, but the Germany joke was hysterical. He's a brilliant man, though he would never say it. And the ending where he talked about Letterman was so sweet and genuine. Norm is the best comic out there and he's also a sweetheart.
@alexthrailkill2 жыл бұрын
“I would do that thing that makes me feel like God” is the absolute most hilariously unsettling thing ever spoken😂
@matthewcosgrove76155 жыл бұрын
This is hands down the best one yet, norm macdonald paints one hell of a picture
@kevinrushton29065 жыл бұрын
Laughter is great medicine, you two are going to live to be 100
@jeffstumpf91293 жыл бұрын
RIP, Norm Macdonald. You were a great man.
@gibraltarify3 жыл бұрын
Norm always takes a simple thing and takes it to a dark and funny place
@DookyShoes13 жыл бұрын
Came here because I needed a laugh. RIP Norm/Turd Ferguson. Hope you're enjoying celebrity jeopardy
@nickelcityrider54312 жыл бұрын
You know that crazy ass looking van over there. It’s full of cheese sandwiches. Omg you guys and that entire joke has me rollin every single time. I think I’ve watched this episode about 10 times.
@sparedbygrace74903 жыл бұрын
Oh shit! Comedians, take notes. When an audience's laughter is like an ocean of waves you're the man!
@roygarrett16635 жыл бұрын
I've watched this reaction at least a dozen times. Never gets less funny with you guys.
@Gozerthegozarian19843 жыл бұрын
I can’t stop myself from watching the story of Janice and the cheese sandwiches over and over again.
@FredFukkinBear3 жыл бұрын
"I'd do that thing that makes me feel like God" Norm has a brilliant insight into the mind of a serial killer.
@MikeMaxwell19613 жыл бұрын
You two gentlemen know quality comedy. Thank you.
@Hollowsmith5 жыл бұрын
Norm is sort of like great jazz improvisation; it's brilliant, but trying to do your own version usually ends up sounding horrible.
@LewisCampbellTech4 жыл бұрын
LOL I've weirded people out IRL so much trying to tell norms jokes.
@ORagnar5 жыл бұрын
I've never heard Norm with humor that dark, but he was hilarious, as usual.
@seandalrymple3922 жыл бұрын
I think he had already been diagnosed when he performed this, but idk. RIP to one of the best
@michaelpofi26335 жыл бұрын
"I like the news, do you guys like the news?"......."And I would bury her in a very, very, very deep grave". He does take you on a hilarious journey.
@nathanieltoby69363 жыл бұрын
Norm is already funny af but what makes this even funnier is how absolutely fucking stoned these two dudes are.
@buzzaldrin69853 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite reaction video. Watching u guys laugh even makes it funnier for some reason.
@bobbyknuckles63805 жыл бұрын
“I would never kill a woman in cold blood.” *audience claps* “well i mean i say that now, but i dont REALLY know.” Fucking gold.
@folkblues4u5 жыл бұрын
Norm is a freaking LEGEND! Heard some of the best comics of our time state, quite matter of factly, that Macdonald is their favorite comedian. That's saying something!
@StephenAndrew7774 жыл бұрын
Dude in the hat legitimately gets Norm. Many don't. Respect.
@eminenceeyewear43745 ай бұрын
"Which is fine nowadays" Gets me everytime
@88joris3 жыл бұрын
RIP Norm, thanks for the laughs man.
@RabbitFooFoo3 жыл бұрын
RIP Norm. Will be eating a van full of cheese sandwiches in your honour 🥪
@amphibeingmcshpongletron50265 жыл бұрын
I love seeing the progression of time throughout this channel's history by the black scuffs on the wall behind Frank. That wall's taking a beating! Never clean it! Not like we were in any danger of that happening 😂
@ChristianSuarez-gz1ig5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@TomTomTom875 жыл бұрын
lol so true
@MrDeadstu5 жыл бұрын
I think Rondo sits on a milk crate, but he is 7 '6"
@keithginn65294 жыл бұрын
I love how Norm just casually slips burns on women's basketball into this 12-minute joke
@talmandgeperry18355 жыл бұрын
I have to watch "Dirty Work", now.
@bobapjok42415 жыл бұрын
and "Screwed" with Chappelle
@lilbeezyspc4 жыл бұрын
"I can't believe you raped me.... I have half a mind to tell the warden!!!"
@drewgemus3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite reactions to any Norm bit. RIP Mr. Macdonald.
@AZ-kr6ff4 жыл бұрын
"He said he was gonna be coy." Glad you got that part.
@flex_piper4 жыл бұрын
Just wanna say you guy's hands down have the best reaction video's. Never any over talking the comics, perfect stoned out vibe just chilling out laughing. Appreciate your video's 🙏👍
@elizabethgari49093 жыл бұрын
YES! Well said!
@nickelcityrider54312 жыл бұрын
Amen
@mattkinsman2725 жыл бұрын
I love Norm’s unique delivery 😂😂
@Katya_Lastochka5 жыл бұрын
Norm know how to build up a story, but let's not forget his awesome one liners.
@jhamptonjr3 жыл бұрын
"I'd be coy" I about fell off my chair! God he was the best! Y'all too! Peace!
@kaithongsavanh36495 жыл бұрын
Scrabble Story, Kitchener Leslie, any of his crazy uncle stories...Norm is a genius
@dcfromthev4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit this was absolutely hilarious, Norm is a savage I am about to binge his stand up
@phatkid68115 жыл бұрын
"You don't have to have cheese sandwich's in the van..." classic
@brianwade86495 жыл бұрын
Its the Cheese Sandwich. That's 80% of the genius. Nothing else would have been as funny. Norm.
@ikejimenez38364 жыл бұрын
Brian Wade in Freddy Got Fingered Tom Green’s character worked in a cheese sandwich shop. Must be a Canadian thing.
@danbrowne2123 жыл бұрын
Damn. Miss this dude already. Was looking forward to his next special. Smh. So sad.
@jamesellis7015 жыл бұрын
the first time he says "three twigs and a leaf" on the second go round he says "three leaves and a twig"
@mattiefee5 жыл бұрын
Norm Macdonald is a brilliant man!
@kellenheller33985 жыл бұрын
I dont know... the more I learn about this fella, the less I care for him!
@itsarealearworm5 жыл бұрын
same with that hitler!
@siamakgilak34755 жыл бұрын
He's a MURDERER!
@Earthad235 жыл бұрын
Board is spelled B O R E D
@mixcoatl22234 жыл бұрын
Explain to the folks on KZbin... What a brilliant man is
@andikanotung48085 жыл бұрын
"Even in today's society, there remains a stigma to being a psycho-sexual sadist"
@nativedaughter97235 жыл бұрын
Norm McDonald is a national treasure.
@ronbaker36774 жыл бұрын
"You don't really have to have cheese sandwiches in the van"... Gold Unless you want to be known for your detailed work
@moviesandsmoothies36003 жыл бұрын
RIP Norm , thank you for all the laughs! A true comedic genius!
@nicolettecp4 жыл бұрын
I love seeing these guys appreciate Norms comedy , not everyone can appreciate his genius. Very funny ! Thank u
@eddiewakesmusic31373 жыл бұрын
LOL Yeah, Norm was one of a comedic genius kind! R.I.P.
@hungfao Жыл бұрын
For myself, I never tire of hearing this standup. It isn't the joke. It's the way Norm tells. His timing is genius.
@bobross11062 жыл бұрын
"Half a hour" had me cracking up 😂
@mchoffner84975 жыл бұрын
Crazy, I never watch videos of others watching or gaming, and I've seen this norm clip 100 x, but somehow you guys in the background made it even better.
@katherinea.rodgers83664 жыл бұрын
I've watched this so many times and it still makes me laugh out loud!
@twig8283 жыл бұрын
Oh, Norm... Rest easy bud 🙏
@victormagana79403 жыл бұрын
Love Norm, he got us at the end laughing at how we will kill someone and get away with it. He is a genius 👏
@KizWhalifa.3 жыл бұрын
i love the level of detail he goes into, makes it that much funnier
@bassmaster19532 жыл бұрын
Another brilliant scenario only Norm could imagine and deliver. Thanks guys
@dcool2u24 жыл бұрын
"the scraggly woods" lol
@bruce83213 жыл бұрын
One of the best comedians to ever come out of Canada and there have been some greats.
@volo4555 жыл бұрын
Ya know this is prob my #1 fav reaction on ur channel I come back to this pretty frequently 😂
@volo4555 жыл бұрын
still comin back
@Cologal602 жыл бұрын
I miss him so much. The funniest comedian ever!!! God bless you guys.
@derekl28825 жыл бұрын
Norm is such a weird dude. Gotta love him.
@NBAkingsfan103 жыл бұрын
I love watching comedy with my 2 black friends! I need to find more black friends!