Norm + Nature: the COMPLETE Blue Card Jokes Collection

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Supa Dave Osborne / HONEYBEES 8:15 Tom Green / DUCKS 24:50 Fred Stoller / HUMMINGBIRDS 32:57 Russell Brand / GOLDENROD SOLDIER BEETLE 35:52 Billy Bob Thorton / CARDINALS 39:25 Larry King / CROW 44:30 Kevin Nealon / MILKWEED BUGS 52:36 Simon Helberg / FLEDGLING 1:01:08 Nick Swardson / SQUIRRELS 1:11:12 Andy Dick / DEER 1:19:45 Gilbert / SONG SPARROWS 1:23:08 Ray Romano / SUNSETS 1:29:52 Adam Sandler / SUNRISES 1:38:21 David Spade / BUMBLEBEES 1:48:15 Carl Reiner / RAIN 1:52:54 Fred Willard / GEESE 2:00:46 Bob Saget / HORNETS 2:07:36 David Koechner / THUNDERSTORMS 2:11:34 Roseanne Barr / GRASSHOPPERS 2:19:49 Marc Maron / MY CATS 2:26:33 Martin Mull / FLOWERS 2:32:30 Jack Carter / BUGS STUCK IN WEBS 2:37:11 Stephen Merchant - STELLER'S JAYS 2:52:45 David Letterman / TREES 2:58:04 Mike Tyson / FISH 3:03:33 Bobby Lee / CICADAS 3:10:04 Sarah Silverman / WORM 3:14:39 Dana Carvey/ GOLDENROD 3:19:29 Margaret Cho / SPIDERS 3:29:00 Tim Allen / WAVES 3:40:52 David Spade / MOTHS 3:42:15 Drew Barrymore / BUTTERFLY 3:45:25 David Letterman / SEAGULLS 3:49:09 Jane Fonda / GRASS 3:53:09 Chevy Chase / SEA LION 3:55:03 M. Night Shyamalan / ROBINS 3:59:34 Michael Keaton / RABBIT 4:02:59 Billy Joe Shaver / LADYBUGS 4:05:06 Lorne Michaels / JELLYFISH

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

@Wrongthinker lol - I did put some thought into the pairings

[@ericross5048]

This is amazing thank you

[@carlodave9]

The cats really helped me tolerate Marc Maron.

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

@@carlodave9 nice. They cute no? 👉🏻👈🏻 ☺️

[@elliotsargent9209]

Did Seinfeld not do jokes?

[@provenknowledge]

“In my opinion if we’re going to fight the war on terror, a good place to start would be our country’s haunted houses.”

[@steamedyam]

I need a hardcover joke book with all these jokes in it

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

Great idea

[@zachopath]

You know you could just write all these jokes down?

[@jumpman0562]

@@zachopath Idk it’d be a different look reading these out of a notebook vs reading this out of an official book to your family or your friends although while typing this out and thinking about the jokes I couldn’t figure out which one would look worse😂😂

[@redgreen__]

On a budget, shes right but I’d be willing to buy that for sure. A blue joke book beside norms book would be amazing

[@blakechildress944]

Thank you, for making this long compilation of Norm's podcasting days. I seriously appreciate you putting this together mainly because at the shipping warehouse I work at I'm able to listen to a podcast while working and this 4 hour video will definitely keep me entertained for weeks. Norm was one of the greatest there was to ever tell a joke so thanks again for putting out his work and keeping his comedy alive. I see this video as a great tribute to the old chunk of coal and I think he would too.

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

I appreciate you saying that, have a good one Blake

[@michaelalan6459]

I've heard these guys tell these jokes a hundred times and it's never got old.

[@LightS_bRight]

Same

[@tapatton9]

The Norm and Adam podcasts are still my favorite things in the world.

[@octaviolomeli1077]

“I think the problem is that people don’t know what concentration camps are” always kills me hahaha

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

Lol ya that’s great

[@Shlankyman545]

Killed them, too.

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

@@Shlankyman545 ayoo

[@durango8882]

@@Shlankyman545 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

[@JosephScott-ct9sw]

Adam's best two improvs were that and "Towards the end?"

[@davekid93]

I got sent home playing this at work On my walk home and still listening hahaha

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

Hell yeah

[@CptChandler]

They probably did cocaine together lol

[@pretorious700]

I love Super Daves' "Are you serious?" and the several layers of irony and Norms' glee at his dismay.

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

Super Dave played his part so well

[@TheDeathclawhunter]

his reactions were fucking hilarious XDXDXD

[@HolkHugan]

"Accomplished comedian *WHEEEEEEEEEEZE* (x3)" is the best thing from the Andy Dick episode.

[@DeLorean4]

That joke is so brilliant; both the setup and punchline are hilarious.

[@hypno5690]

Idk that part where he throws the cue card and it lands perfectly on the norm logo is pretty sweet

[@rileyscottkramer]

Looks like things have gone from sin bad to sin worse

[@michaelmira-lopez1660]

Nah what gets me so good in that episode is the "suckin' and fuckin'"

[@FlanRoBoThEaD]

Next up: Norm + Natural disasters, 9 hour relaxation!

[@kaiju2296]

Fukushima was a national tragedy.

[@ethlynfrancis6560]

Best Christmas gift we ever could've got. Thanks for keeping Norms memory alive, and have a Merry Christmas and a blessed new year! Happy Birthday, Jesus! Hope you like four-hour joke compilations!

[@Beltesassar_]

M.

[@jasonlloyd3335]

Every episode is an absolute joy. I watched them over and over. Listened to them as well and I laugh over and over again. Norms timing is just perfect. His subtle throw away comments all part of the perfection. Huge credit to Adam as well. He plays his role perfectly.

[@FlanRoBoThEaD]

I'm totally gonna fall asleep to this one man, HEAVY dose of daily Normahol. love it duder!

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

That’s the idea, enjoy Flanny 🎄🎅

[@bobvylan7215]

So true.

[@xXxGANTZxXx]

I'm a recovering Nomaholic. For years I was helplessly addicted to Nomahol.

[@FlanRoBoThEaD]

@@xXxGANTZxXx We need a Normaholics Anonymous cause i'm a disgusting addict myself

[@Sam_T1021]

Oh come on, why would you call this boring

[@FlanRoBoThEaD]

Love hearing Adam read out all the shitty ones 😆

[@trippytradingcards7852]

It seems like it would stop being funny after awhile, but it doesn’t. It’s funny every damn time!

[@duelindog4667]

That campbells soup joke is great

[@rogue-like4life]

It's been proven that they can be funny if someone who is funny reads them.

[@IAmSoLeet]

What I especially like about Norm + Nature: The natural beauty in those quiet moments after Adam tells a joke.

[@simondoAF]

The Nick Swordson episode is hysterical. You can tell they were good friends.

[@Garrettm31]

Are

[@GordyRogers19]

@@Garrettm31 who’s going to tell him

[@tchalk]

@@GordyRogers19 not me

[@warlord4964]

@@GordyRogers19 not me

[@durango8882]

@@warlord4964 not me

[@wes_tank]

This is a really wonderful concept. I just watched this interview recently. When Super Dave is flipping out about the jokes is hilarious. It’s calming, presented with the nature footage here. Thank you!

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

Glad to hear!! Cheers

[@trippytradingcards7852]

The nature footage is awesome but what was up with the random cat fights in the middle?!? Oddly enough, that seems exactly like something Norm would do, so it works. Lol 😂

[@abechung4738]

Thank you for making this. I never understood people rewatching Friends or Seinfeld, but Norm MaDonald's show seasons and various other appearances finally grew on me and now I "get" it.

[@Kk-fc5jw]

When Adam screws up the interview on purpose and messes with Super Dave …..is absolute comedy genius……..when Norm is looking at Super Dave’s reaction ……..its all Norm ……………like a child with the I.Q. of an Ivy League professor………the funniest man ever!………….

[@BeranM]

I'd like to wish all of Norm's Jewish friends a Happy Christmas and a very Merry New Year!

[@bottomlinebassin2001]

Festivus for the rest of us!

[@nunziocombattelli6311]

I see you fancy yourself as an unashamed Holocaust denier.

[@AztecMC1]

hopefully christmas will fill the god shaped holes in their little jewish hearts

[@deansheridan]

Maybe we can get the Mormons to pray over their souls.

[@davidmason6395]

A norm and bond fan. I can relate

[@AfroRyan]

Footage of bugs AND Norm blue card jokes...my 2 favorite things to watch on KZbin!

[@beerus101]

The spread eagle joke in the Stephen Merchant episode makes me laugh, because Norm completely sells it and then two seconds later acts like he's surprised and disgusted, it works so perfectly.

[@corbanm4952]

Why did my high ass think for the first 5 seconds he would be commentating on nature and the clips we are seeing lol

[@LightS_bRight]

Lol

[@ryanpyle9822]

Thank you so much! I've been typing these jokes and printing them out for me and my friends to read. Now I have access to all of them haha.

[@thirdeye4deebrain]

Do you have a file that is accessible? I have often thought of doing that!

[@ryanpyle9822]

@@thirdeye4deebrain I just have a word document on my computer, it's not complete, I'd love to make a transcript of every single one but I never found the time.

[@WarpedBlinds]

I'm so happy we have hours of Norm content to listen/watch for years to come.

[@michaeljacksin9367]

this is the best video that's ever been put on youtube 0 sarcasm

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

Michael Jacksin? Who’s that-Michael Jackson’s evil twin? Imagine what he must have done to kids

[@michaeljacksin9367]

@@ididntevenknowhewassick6315 I couldn't have cuz I had to go back to the restaurant to get my windowless van

[@claytonbigsby6911]

I can't believe how perfect this is. such a great idea man. what an improvement over your last comp and i loved that one

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

Thanks dude! I really appreciate it. Cheers

[@stargazer555]

Can't believe it's almost been 2 years since Norm passed away. RIP, you diamond. These podcasts were gold. Aside from the blue card jokes, just the interactions and seeing Norm's mischievous smile.😆 The "explain to the folks at home" bit gets me everytime in the very first episode. First he gets on Superdave's nerves, stopping at everything with "explain to the folks at home who/what...". (even though the raging is just an act by Superdave) Then when Adam tries it for the first time, wanting to explain who Michael Jackson is, Norm's reaction "Everybody knows who Michael Jackson is.. what are you, retarded?" 🤣 At some point you could see Superdave break character a little, when he was telling a story. "So we were shooting on the CN tower, which is in Toronto, Canada, and is like the tallest building in the world" Norm interjects: "I like how you explained to the folks at home what the CN tower is." 😂😂😂 Those podcasts were just filled with little gems.

[@fayylmao]

This is absolutely wonderful. Two of my favourite things in the world. I'll be back to this video a lot, especially to see those lovely squirrels ❤

[@enyartdawsonable]

Thank you for putting this lovely video together. There will never be anything like Norm Macdonald or Norm Macdonald live. Great video RIP Norm

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

Appreciate that Dawson, cheers

[@driftless7134]

Paul Newman told me you never get over it.

[@TheJuanRodriquez]

Just wanted to comment to express my appreciation for this video! I love the nature shots, really really appreciate the work that went into this fun video. I watch this every night for background noise while I sleep, it’s long enough to skip around and not get tired of it. Thank you!!

[@alexanderbean7737]

This is without a doubt my favorite KZbin video of all time.

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

💕💕💕💕 thanks Mr Bean

[@conspiracycenter7427]

I'm so glad to have met Norm back in the day ...under the queensboro bridge 😉

[@signifidelica2819]

The love of nature this footage invokes is making me fall in love with the person who uploaded this, i watched the entire video and laughed and appreciated the beauty of nature.. the bee next to the moon..sun

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

Thanks! Means a lot

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

I filmed all that footage and am posting it here: m.kzbin.info/door/0ce8nS9LIEfK82vYyavNDA

[@tankie402]

Did a good job on matching nature with guests personalities

[@LightS_bRight]

Norm has the best guests for these segments. His a genius. My 3rd listing.

[@ambtax1]

Thanks for this video. I only came to find Norm in the last few months. I could never understand why all the other comics used to rave about how good he was until I gave him a chance.

[@owenjones795]

6:43 i love how he says the joke as an example of a joke you shouldn’t make and yet it’s still funny

[@nasti362]

I needed this more than you could ever imagine. Thank you

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

💜💜💜

[@Lawh]

I showed this video to my girlfriend and she absolutely hated it, but I made her watch it to the very end, because I love it. When I asked her, whether there was anything good in it, she said "I liked the ducks, but I didn't find them half as funny as the flowers, and you liked the ducks way more than you liked the flowers". I then remembered, she's deaf.

[@morganneher8643]

AMAZING, thank you thank you thank you!!!!! Best Animal + Nature comp EVER, hands down lolololol!!!!!

[@delusionspodcast]

I'm a birder so I love that you decided to use birds for the visuals

[@AlexPixelBite]

I love this so much thank you. I listen to this for sleep and car rides

[@Lavinia_Garcia]

Yessss I was looking for a longer blue cards compilation, thanks man!

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

Happy to help pal

[@bajaborracho9139]

I love Bob Einstein. He is genuinely concerned for norms career and he can't fathom how norm is not concerned at all.

[@dixonpinfold2582]

I find him immensely, intensely irritating.

[@clubfoot5061]

I'm pretty sure his comic persona is "guy who freaks out about stuff". Super Dave was "stunt man who gets injured and freaks out" and on Curb he is always whining and throwing a fit. Not saying it's effective, just saying he's self aware.

[@wbbooth]

@@dixonpinfold2582 DHOO YGHOU KGHNOW WGHAT YGHOU JUST SAID?!

[@dixonpinfold2582]

@@wbbooth No, I didn't say it. I read it, yeah. What, you mean you don't want to be a part of this?

[@beckriv9854]

It's all an act, he's a comedy writer, he knows exactly what Norm's doing, and he knows his role with the character he's playing is to be offended and in disbelief, he's being the straight man to Norm's funny man.

[@beeftwinkie2198]

I remember there was a compilation of all the blue card jokes with video from the podcast...must've been taken down...glad you got the audio back up thank you.

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

Cheers Mr Twinkie

[@neatoneil-hv4bg]

God bless you for compiling this.

[@franciscoconceicao4445]

This might actually be the best video on KZbin ever

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

Hey bro, thanks for saying that

[@ChristopherJohn4389]

I'll never stop watching Norm

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

Me too friend

[@scottydoesntknow6901]

God bless you, sir or ma’am. This might have been the best thing that I have found on KZbin. Thank you. Btw my cat appreciates it too.

[@Ptwigger]

“I love gay people” “I *know*”

[@animeshon97]

I discovered Norm a week before his passing. The moment I saw his gigs I wanted to become a famous enough guy to meet him in person.

[@jimbrown-wl5cu]

I wish I was a duck. They got it all figured out.

[@Skizze37]

Just think: someone has a Word document with all the unreleased/unread blue card jokes

[@trusstee1]

Always ignoring the question when they ask who wrote the jokes. That's meta.

[@markbtv11]

We can’t say

[@maggieellis2303]

This is a fantastic compilation - thank you for taking the time to put this together for us! Merry Christmas!

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

Merry Christmas mags

[@maggieellis2303]

@@ididntevenknowhewassick6315 ❤️

[@gastondeveaux3783]

I haven't listened to the whole thing yet, but I once saw a "Duck walks into a pharmacy" joke where the duck is looking for lip balm, with the punch line, "put it on my bill" and I could have sworn it was from a Norm show video. If anyone can locate it, please reply.

[@rileyscottkramer]

I know this one- a frog walked into a bank and asked for a loan. The teller asked him what he could offer in collateral. He furnished a thimble. The teller, whose name was Patty, looked quite perplexed. She proceeded to locate her manager and told him the situation showing him the thimble saying, "I don't even know what this is. Have you any idea?" The manager looked at the thimble for a moment, then said, "It's a knick-knack Patty Whack, give the frog a loan."

[@NankerPhelge65]

Today is the 3rd anniversary of Norm's passing😢. The worst thing to ever happen in the month of September.

[@ghostofnorm420]

World War II started in September 1939....60 million people died....54 million according to Adam Eget 😒

[@NankerPhelge65]

​@@ghostofnorm420😂lmao

[@AlexPixelBite]

I just took such a good nap to this

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

Hell yeah. did you have any dreams?

[@DeLorean4]

@@ididntevenknowhewassick6315 I woke up from my nap with a sore throat and a 15$ cheque for services rendered.

[@th3rdeye46]

If it weren’t for covid we’d have more episodes from this show. Such a great show, man

[@g.prince6265]

I cant lie,the bees like chilled me out,thx,its crazy how important they are 🤘

[@lordfarquar9215]

That really tall sandwich one was so underrated ( if you know you know)

[@wcowl]

this is the most beautiful video I've ever seen

[@hey_its_travis]

What a great Christmas present. Thanks brother.

[@zyguit]

How the hell did you think of this ...absolutely fantastic great job.

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

I enjoy filming nature and sometimes listen to norm while doing so. Thanks bro

[@11UncleBooker22]

Norm in heaven: "Yeah ... some guy put my conversations on KZbin with nice videos of ... like ... bees and flowers, you know, outdoorsy things. Probably some stoned guy thinks the bee is talking. Yeah ... I'm really a Bee, yeah .... I'm a bee.

[@luminousbulb]

A tip for anyone about to travel on a steam locomotive: Don't get on ole' 97, I've got a bad feeling about it

[@ritornelloandrefrain]

Thanks for putting this together... Nicely done, cheers

[@hellfirepizzaparty2764]

Listening to this while I’m working. Once in a while glance to look at the calming vids. I’ve never been more productive at work, no joke.

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

Hell yeah dude, love to hear that

[@Liam_Graer]

That's all great ....... But .............. don't you work as an air traffic controller?!?!!

[@wolfeyeforever]

Thx for upload. Liked the vids u put in a lot more than I was initially anticipating. I didn’t even know ):

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

Thanks dude! Cheers

[@VoiceUnder]

I cannot think of a single better way to spend 4 hours and 7 minutes

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

❤️❤️❤️

[@markbtv11]

Great comment. You showed grit and gumption

[@bojoblue]

I love the nature footage while these horribly awesome jokes are read.

[@canceresbunny]

Those "he sounds like a REAL JERK" jokes are killing me.

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

That reminds me, I’ve been meaning to do a video of all the different jerk jokes in order

[@BS-hv3we]

3:50:28 Adam Eget gets involved.... but seriously that was pretty damn good.

[@wademedlin6831]

This is beautiful! The wildlife is nice also.

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

Thanks Wade!

[@cstew8355]

Cheers for this upload mate

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

Enjoy in good health good sir!

[@cstew8355]

@@ididntevenknowhewassick6315 👍👍

[@TheBraltProject]

These videos of you are amazing!!

[@josef2012]

Leaving out the deadpans and visual reactions from the guests is a significant loss to the experience but it's still funny af.

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

Yeah, the video would get pulled if I had the visuals

[@KnowItsTrue]

Thank you for this. You're doing God's work!

[@adityakuttus]

1:20:10 love how Adam is also in on the non existent answering machine bit

[@ragnarlothbrook4652]

This was the greatest show on the web. Fkn mangrate. Made of cast I-RON

[@markbtv11]

No more dry meat

[@AndrewSpainhower]

Best video ever created?

[@deansheridan]

@1:04 the joke and the squirrel 🐿 match up perfectly.

[@obtusemooose]

i love norms unending commitment to ruining his show with awful jokes. i love the time that passes between a joke ending and you realizing that yes, that really was the entire joke.

[@carlodave9]

I love nature. I love Norm. I'm pretty much in heaven.

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

Love to hear it Carlo!!

[@RuinedItRandy]

Thank you so much dude. I’m sending this to all my friends this morning

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

Ahh thank YOU! It’s a pleasure waking up and reading comments like this

[@icebox_Intruder]

Has Tom Green come out and said "he didn't know", too? I'm curious if Norm maybe talked to him about his cancer experience on the sly.

[@oblonghilfiger3583]

According to Tom, he never told him. Tom said he’d wished he did because he also struggled with cancer. Norm didn’t tell people because he didn’t want it to effect his comedy and how he was perceived.

[@kieranwardle455]

Omg thank you, I’ve been waiting or this video to come back!

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

Enjoy!

[@capiemusic]

what a fucking wonderful idea. thank you for this

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

Thanks for saying that. Enjoy 💕

[@KirkWilson86]

"You wrote that?" "No I didn't write that. I read it." "You read that?!"

[@simirror_9930]

Jesus Christ man you filmed *all* of this?! This is all excellently well shot, I thought it was from documentaries or something. Never give up on this shit man, you’ve got a knack for it.

[@wuffalo]

you know I've always thought your face looked like a flower......... yeah, a cauliflower.

[@markbtv11]

A lot of well wishers

[@markbtv11]

You’ll never be over the hill

[@markbtv11]

Pay no head

[@curtismcdonald6838]

This video is funny because I tend to let KZbin play as I fall asleep at night. I foresee a problem where I will wake up one night in the near future, at a point where I forgot that I just saved this to a playlist, to find a few ducks on my screen, but the audio of Blue Card jokes. I’ll start rummaging around looking for where the audio is coming from. I’ll become impatient. Then I’ll read the title of this fine video and laugh most eruptitiously (not a word.), then, I’ll enjoy being lulled to sleep, once again, snickering as I glance over just how much of an idiot I am. Good lord!! What’s with the bug fucking segment at around 33:00?!! There’s bugs copulating on this video. There’s an innocent, HD video of a bug doing some nice, happy shit, then, suddenly, a Yellowjacket is taking ungentlemanly advantage of some hapless victim, dog style!!! I woke to that! My eyes opened at 5am to bee rape! It ruined my whole day. Here is the shit-squeeze emoji to correctly symbolize how stupid it is to allow bee rape to ruin a human’s day. 😖.

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

Love it

[@christianhaight4173]

The best start to a video ever

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

❤️❤️

[@jakepauley8876]

This should be the most liked video on KZbin

[@joshbrant894]

"Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, but I invented the light bulb up my ass." Norm is the GOAT in comedy. A huge influence on me ever since I saw him do his first Letterman. I think I was about 12 or 13 years old. "It's me Bob!"... "I got my family here in a duffel bag. That's a good one, Bob" Rest easy Normie. You are missed more than you could ever imagine by everyone with a dark, silly, and smart sense of humor 🥰🙏

[@sillygoose4472]

This is amazing! Thank you!

[@sillygoose4472]

Great footage too

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

I appreciate that!! Cheers goose man

[@bottomlinebassin2001]

Wolf wheelbarrow race got me 😂

[@stargazer555]

Explain to the folks at home what a wheelbarrow race is.

[@JBLegitttt]

Got some nice shots of Vancouver and mount baker in the back. Goes along great with norms jokes that he totally didn’t write ;)