Northernlion on the Love Lies Bleeding loadout

[@nynyoo]

Neo: Why does my neck hurt? Bisexual Dracula biting from the back: I'm 100% straight

[@draconocor]

van helsing: why does my sword hurt

[@atomknight8361]

Not anymore

[@shrimpstance]

the hungy chris hansen video is an all-timer man.

[@ericlytle2209]

It was a 9 but the last line of the police killing him took it to a 10 for me

[@rustyhook69]

I’m sincerely happy for you guys ❤ but I didn’t even exhale through my nose

[@LoloRavee]

@@rustyhook69 ok 👍

[@dudekazoo]

It's probably funnier if you've ever heard Chris Hansen speak, which it made me realize I have not.

[@quinsey9211]

@@ericlytle2209 so true, i was like ya this is decent then they said they killed him and i saw the stars align haha

[@oddmerit6530]

nl had his “maybe i’m actually autistic but i dont got time for that” arc, excited for his “maybe i’m actually bi but i dont got time for that” arc

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

common mistake tbh

[@matcha_t]

​@@TheLibraryofLetourneau I'll believe autism is real when someone who is not bisexual has it

[@gila9543]

He absolutely has time for these things

[@jays.6843]

Fun fact for the second clip: Dracula WAS designed to be sexually ambiguous, and part of his horror came from his rejection of gender roles, making him "unnatural". Like, there's a scene in the book where he pretty much breast feeds a woman his blood.

[@sublteiamnot3960]

Which book if you don’t mind?

[@eewolfs2165]

@@sublteiamnot3960 Dracula. Like the Original Dracula book. But vampires have represented divergence from normative gender rolls since before then with the book Carmilla predating Dracula by 25 years and being very lesbian.

[@sublteiamnot3960]

@@eewolfs2165 damn the OG, thanks for all the extra info also homie

[@Veilure]

@@eewolfs2165 common NL comment section W

[@Phoenix0F8]

Also Vampires in general are supposed to be just sexually promiscuous by design, vampirism as a disease is kind of a stand-in for STIs and then on a spiritual level their hedonistic self-serving lifestyle is meant to caution against sensuality in general, from that very restrictive victorian perspective. There are a lot of interesting things going on in the original vampire mythology for sure, before Twilight lol

[@mangsmoof]

Heard they got your librarian on new video release. The librarian you was hanging with!

[@Mirtual]

good one

[@caracatoacacepe]

what meme is this that only NL and his viewers talk about?

[@nmyhv1]

@@caracatoacacepe a Lou Ratchett clip

[@VerbalLearning]

DuetBoomer if he was patriotic: Ghost Pepper dipped in Mama Liz' Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi-Oi-Oiiiiiiiiiil.

[@bizooty]

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[@0ptimuscrime]

Chiko roll dipped in mama Liz’s Vegemiiiiiite!!

[@BabyRooth]

Eggman coming in the next stream ROCKIN Vlad the Impaler armor

[@noahmay7708]

Chris hansen hungry is one of the funniest things i've seen this decade man. You may call it recency bias, I call it the best impression ever done.

[@brainrot_haver]

Hungry hungry, pizza for me! Give me slice, now.

[@cheahyeah7134]

genuinely amazing impression

[@lepus6511]

I can't stop saying "easymode, i put that shit on klarna"

[@greenbean4422]

We're Costco guys, of course we're gonna hang out with the guy that you was hanging with and not feel no guilt or nothin'

[@natkin6595]

Chris Hansen but he's hungry af for leeks

[@FaustoRomano9]

god i love kevin sanji so much, his chris hansen impression is so spot on and his other skits/videos are really good too. i hope he blows up soon. glad to see the egg is aware of him now too

[@ClaireDuhLune]

Im witnessing willy in the thumbnail librarian

[@williammitchell6254]

Bro please im not done with the last one's yet.

[@jessem.4214]

As always, he starts talking about things in terms of coding more than anyone I’ve ever heard, and I am a software developer who works with other software developers.

[@ZZalles1]

Straight count Dracula be like: I'm bi

[@denshitenshi]

Peenor in thumbnail

[@Schmuni]

"The count that YOU WAS HANGING WITH?!" That bit/reference will NEVER get old. XD

[@ESCapistEv]

9:20 i get where he's coming from, sometimes you just wanna vibe to some kendrick but the voicemails on good kid (as well as the poetry on to pimp a butterfly, the talking on DAMN and the therapy sessions on mr morale) are a huge part of telling the story of the album and are a part of what makes those albums so great, alongside kendrick's incredible talent. now an album like college dropout or late registration where there are silly voices doing skits in between some of kanye's classics, i can understand.

[@poot3rs]

Ifucking love watching these. thanks for the hard work boss

[@forkproblem8054]

3:54 Men will do anything but take a compliment (this is also my strategy)

[@dogonit1936]

the funniest guy ive ever met is this camera guy i work with who has no social media whatsoever. Apparently having a social media is considered a security risk, so he gets hired by politicians to be the one camera guy who feeds all the footage to all the news outlets. its just him, a secret service agent, and a mix of prime ministers, presidents, and world leaders all in a room together. he said to me "If i had a hand grenade i could wipe out 50% of western democracy". he's always got million stories to 1-up yours.

[@birbeyboop]

bisexual vampire dipped in coutts & co money oil

[@gooblop]

male vampires having to say "no homo" before biting a guy's neck is quite a bit

[@max2x000]

Crazy librarian got the fireball photo

[@Leadbraw]

Shoutout the chatter who said 'freddie gibbs in shambles' during NL's rap skits take, I was listening to Robes earlier today

[@darriansea]

16:58 insane frame to have on youtube

[@geckogeico2212]

It's censored

[@scouthatesrainbows]

@@geckogeico2212not censored enough

[@spanzotab]

the XQC impersonator isn't actually doing an impression he just sounds like that

[@paulunga]

Funniest guy NL knows is probably in his forties, yes.

[@interstellarcow5407]

The Dracshots are crazy 💀

[@McMurdo-Station]

Real Justin loreheads when the Bungleberg Binglebeer came out 🤯

[@petrolandcoffee]

That money trees opinion makes me irrationally angry, the skits are as much the point as the songs man

[@PotionSmeller]

He puts it on for peloton rides, basically using it as one of those hype up workout mixes lmao.

[@nonharmon]

i dont think ive heard a popular rap album with skits in songs for the past 6 years

[@Blaurot]

You didnt listen to Mr. Morales?

[@nonharmon]

​@@Blaurotits my fav album lol it barely has any, i guess mother i sober and we cry together? but i wouldnt say those are peloton music

[@zazztheboy]

​@@nonharmon the idea of someone playing we cry together on the peloton to hype through the last couple minutes of a ride is extremely funny to me

[@nekogoblin]

Met a 37 year old HVAC guy a year ago and havent met a more funny dude in my life

[@geckogeico2212]

18:39

[@ronaldyang2295]

HOLY SHIT HE PREDICTED EUPHORIA BY KENDRICK LAMAR

[@PacificEgg]

Can't wait for the Jojo seasaw Northernlion bits 😅

[@tastyhaze2058]

It should be so good, the Tegan and Sara reaction was insane

[@incription]

16:40 WHAT

[@PacificEgg]

Dracula mini series on Netflix basically confirms he's bi

[@justinhanna9152]

1:54 i think if your hot for hundreds of years you start experimenting

[@largetoast5063]

I absolutely despise the tiktok xqc clone lmfao

[@bigzigtv706]

Vlad the impaler def was impaling men

[@zoom3184]

A bad take on skits/interludes in rap albums followed by the absolute worst reasoning possible. He redeemed himself by concluding that they should just be on their own tracks, so I give it a +/-0

[@86pp73]

The good ol' ±2 take. They're a backbone of the banter

[@lewdramen8661]

Extremely unbased take on skits in albums into the mental image of Jerry Seinfeld doing a standup bit on gkmc. He really is the best to ever do it

[@itstheblandman8734]

7:26

[@mattiascrowe2549]

Yo this witch joke is cooking

[@nuparuchi]

I dunno Dracula could still be gay, maybe Mina and Lucy are just huge fujoshis

[@jipeh]

uh, that hungry chris hansen skit was very mid, it was funny the first time he mentioned pizza but then he just ran it into the ground by dragging out the bit

[@NoName-ns6xr]

-100

[@Visleave]

This comment is written like if I was doing a bit of someone who didn’t like the hungry Chris Hansen tiktok.

[@PotionSmeller]

Type A chatters but they backseat comedy skits:

[@kevinsun7617]

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