Northernlion on the Minecraft movie trailer

[@draconocor]

this is an unprecedented level of brainrot. like it's actually unbelievable. he just reached the point where he spouted every bit he came up with in the last several years in rapid sequence

[@vmp916]

Like an African Gray looking for attention

[@SadGibbon]

​@@vmp916 hoooly +2

[@Nicole_whatsgood]

That’s crazy did you hear Hector farmed a 13 minute Gleipnir on Weaver?

[@rehab_herr]

its over

[@rehab_herr]

"big words like unprecedented"

[@PhantomThiefXI]

brazilians finally finding out what happened this week

[@_NickSF_]

Thankfully for me nothing changed

[@Gumunista]

Hell yeah brother

[@sleepyguy69]

brother i’ve been here all along

[@josephjuncaj5784]

+2

[@badasson8825]

Truuuuuuuue +2

[@raizen1364]

after spamming the hector bit for so long, him going "that's dota???" absolutely sent me

[@durian1600]

fauna

[@aiicwyt6768]

You either die a Hector getting a 13 minute Gleipnir on Weaver, or live long enough to see yourself become FaZe Banks glazing Nettspend with a gyatt behind him

[@zacharynovak2180]

holy shit story games really are like a neurotoxin for NL. It felt like he was actually losing it

[@gigitrix]

Prime gas leak content

[@jda165]

He may have passed away in bg3

[@WheelDragon]

I can't tell if you were saying "holy shit! Story games are..." Or "Holy!! Shit story games are..." But both work

[@zacharynovak2180]

@@WheelDragon There’s no difference to a gamer like NL 😎

[@airhead7379]

@@WheelDragon breach wizards is peak though idk

[@MundanePixels]

If NL had a classroom there'd be a 'Today's Stim is' Board

[@loopholesloopy]

NL: Twitter is fine I have a good time on it NL 5 minutes later: Hector farmed a 13 minute glipnir on weaver

[@finjcam]

Chat is weak as hell for -2ing NL repeating the same two bits the entire stream they will not survive the winter

[@unadventurer_]

You could have left it at "chat is weak" These gooners don't deserve NL.

[@stilldamaged3945]

the 13 minute Gleipner on Weaver is one of the odder NL vocal stims.

[@yapp2yapp2]

I'm light headed dude

[@JoaoPedroDamaso]

Thank you librarian, this is the only way i can keep up with news from X the everything app now (i am from Brazil)

[@Dogtrio]

Same here (im not a white supremacist but I want the memes)

[@liliaboisvert]

Lula please award Librarian the National Order of the Southern Cross

[@WalterKay]

Oh wow, did you at least hear that hector farmed a 13 minute gleipnir on weaver??

[@milkenjoyer5403]

"THAT'S DOTA?!"

[@AvariceNight]

17:00 The Idaho on Hawaii thing is even crazier when you learn that that part of Idaho is old lava flow. Unexpected lava flows tricking geoguesser players wasn't in my bingo card this year.

[@mauvemus5810]

Title got me giddy thinking he's ranting 45 minutes straight about minecraft movie when in actually, it was only 13 minutes The time Hector took to farm Gleipnir

[@awesome_menneke]

Did you see the 20 geoguessr pros go Hawaii on Idaho?

[@MM-vs2et]

on weaver

[@TheMarkoSeke]

Jack Black really went back to back Claptrap and Steve

[@radikalskippy]

Bowser to Claptrap to Steve

[@ashb7]

Can't really blame him for that, pretty sure Borderlands was supposed to come out years ago as an R-rated movie but got stalled in post-production and had a bunch of reshoots

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

​@@radikalskippybowser was fine but you can't follow it up with those other two or you're *DONE*

[@senerio2124]

@@radikalskippyKing Koopa to block head pipeline

[@asystole_]

but did you hear hector farmed a 13-minute gleipnir on weaver?

[@jamespeetz4008]

watching the hawk tuah podcast is like watching a tv show based on a comic strip

[@wallsgunna]

Twitter brainrot stimming sequence might genuinely be the hardest I've ever laughed watching NL, holy fuck what is he YAPPING about man

[@kornelparoczai1763]

NL could never be a Minecraft character, he's way too round-headed

[@deeannchesebro]

Truuuu

[@scrimblocoded]

its his big brain

[@free_josel]

I mean he would be quite a good villager

[@dardardarner]

HE'S ROUND-HEADED?

[@scrimblocoded]

@free_josel "you're only giving me one emerald? brother you're the type of guy to not wash your hands after you go to the bathroom. you only do things halfway. you'd swim half the race, give up, and swim the entire half of the pool back to exit. haaaagh. ohhh man."

[@gadunka888]

Jack Black when Edge White walks in

[@WarlordGandhi]

Jack Black when Jack White walks in

[@PlatinumMadLad]

Jack Black when a shiny demon shines in the middle of the road:

[@gigamilk6981]

Jack black when he jacks off and cums 😮

[@wyldenites]

Jack Black when Goon White walks out

[@synclair6131]

jack black when Hero Brian walks in

[@Saople]

were librarian guys of course were here 12 seconds after the upload

[@DeathAngelTheSexy]

were librarian guys of course were here 12 minutes after the upload

[@aaron9818]

did you know librarian guys were seen glazing NL at a Costco event with a gyatt behind them

[@eyeamstrongest]

1:19 chat comment "theyre not anti weed, just racist" sums it up pretty well

[@shinyt9003]

"he's la brea posting" what a throwaway holy

[@nottherealnorthernlion9893]

ok but have you heard that Hector had a 13 min Gleipner on Weaver? 🥤

[@ZZalles1]

Interlinked

[@JrIcify]

That's the longest gleipner I've ever heard of.

[@HiIh76]

I don't think the is the real northern lion but you ARE using his language.

[@nullptr5740]

@@HiIh76TRUMP IS USING NORTHERNLIONS LANGUAGE SKIBIDI RYAN SKIBIDI SKIBIDI RYAN

[@Zooropa_Station]

yo I saw you in the comment section of a Jenkins video, we got a knower here

[@morganbrokaw5190]

I think in the PNW, NL gets to see more Woodstock boomers and fewer Reagan Revolution boomers.

[@user-uv2cp1qd1j]

Lives in vancouver, and occasionally visits seattle. I bet he thinks everyone smokes and tokes

[@mahasura9667]

i feel like i can confidently state that Baltimore is not a place people do poverty tourism

[@DipolarApathy]

I worked in a Rheumatology office (usually arthritis pain) and 80% of those boomers were zooted off gummies and carts 24/7. Some kept the pens wrapped around their neck like a life alert lol Chronic pain sucks

[@Michniko]

Thank you, Librarian, for letting the 𝘕𝘐𝘎𝘏𝘛𝘉𝘐𝘛𝘊𝘏 trailer play for more than a couple seconds, allowing context for the tweet that is being mentioned. That was very helpful.

[@loopholesloopy]

my ass after I go and watch the trailer so I can have the context for the bit 💀

[@xavs3245]

29:16 when nl finally says "THATS DOTA???" i honestly and truly lost it

[@josiahhofer1343]

Don't let the Minecraft movie trailer distract you from the fact that Gleipner got a 13 minute Weaver while Hector was fazing gyatt with a talk tuah behind him

[@yodelbat]

this is like the time i watched a german speaking dude play binding of isaac. every so often i'd hear "mom's knife" or "goat head" but otherwise i had no idea what was being said. fantastic

[@ved-fish]

Him going "That's DOTA?!" is the funniest thing I've seen in a while

[@RealYaoi]

we're librarian guys, of course we heard about hectors 13 minute gleipnir on weaver

[@slay-thoven1357]

We’re weaver guys, of course we farm a 13 minute Gleipnir.

[@SeveralGhost]

My boomer parents spent their 50s blasted out of their minds on tiny puffs of modern weed, but now they say it's too much to deal with so they just watch TV in sober silence

[@user-uv2cp1qd1j]

Weed in the 60s and 70s was ass too. Woodstock would've been a whole lot different if they were all on those fucking "500mg XL Bully super gummies"

[@SeveralGhost]

​@@user-uv2cp1qd1j honestly it might have slowed everyone down enough that it was less of a disaster

[@deeannchesebro]

watched this vid blasted on gummies def hits different.

[@scouthatesrainbows]

So did you know hector got a 13 minute gleipner on weaver

[@xxvmvxx]

damn hector farmed a 13 minute gleipnir on reaver

[@MangroveLord]

Glypner on weaver*

[@notNajimi]

fake fan

[@xxvmvxx]

@@notNajimi glorpnir

[@tomribei]

The copper shorting is fucking insane. He seriously thought that the copper industry and the affiliated businesses would tank, because of medals of the olympics?!

[@FlameQwert]

copper wire dipped in mama lizzy's short oil

[@Tinkering902]

"What if I hit my limit for screen time?"😂😂😂

[@Dschonathan]

He lost me on the Gleipnir brainrot but won me back with the "neurodivergent guy shows up a boardgame night".

[@dokidokiduckie]

The very simple and real problem with QR-code menus is just how often they don't work. In a place where you have bad service? No menu for you. Restaurant has wifi that is either bad or requires you to give them a bunch of personal information? Too bad. The number of times I've been to a place with a QR-code menu and had it actually work well is significantly lower than the amount of times it's not worked at all.

[@DipolarApathy]

Amen

[@SmartSmears]

There's no way the "Hector got a 13 minute Gleipner on Weaver" section really that long

[@Breqs98]

I mean they literally already do surge pricing on digital menus I don't know why he got so defensive about that lol

[@MangroveLord]

They do surge pricing on real menus too...

[@Breqs98]

@@MangroveLord "They already have this shitty anti-customer practice so I shouldn't have a problem with a new shittier one" It's not a big deal but c'mon man why defend it?

[@MangroveLord]

@@Breqs98 biggest gripe for me and qr menus that I don't see enough complain for is simply the size of a large leaf vs zooming in and out on ur phone

[@akumoth8357]

​@@MangroveLordi get your point but its way less of a chore on digital menus which makes it more likely

[@akumoth8357]

that said if you're going anywhere to eat more than a quick bite in 2024 you should probably be mentally prepared to pay out the ass for it lol

[@SL3DApps]

Librarian uploading 20 YT videos worth of content in 1 video. The least maidenless behavior of all time.

[@Homunculus9]

Don't let his wife hear you say that

[@myartikool]

It's simple to explain actually: his wife helps him made these.

[@idj3105]

Fauna

[@scouthatesrainbows]

Finally.

[@outplayboy]

real

[@Spaarrow_]

UUUUUUUUUUUU

[@Matthew-nz7pz]

Boyfriend with no legs discovers Hector got a 13 minute Gleipnir on Weaver 💔

[@gomatgo]

we’re la brea tar pits guys, of course we got a mammoth stuck

[@dinowhoore]

him just quoting shit and slightly changing the phrases to fit the game is so fucking funny

[@Memepolicedoggo]

If a restaurant has online menus they should also have wifi

[@Maddieisabaddie-et4py]

16:20 he is absolutely thinking of a video game; he's thinking of command and conquer red alert 3 where the main antagonist played by Tim Curry is saying "we're going to the only place untouched by capitalism... SPACE!" Most people have seen it due to that becoming a big meme but its so silly and fun.

[@cavum_concha]

I was really hoping Librarian would throw in the clip, it's infinitely rewatchable

[@ArenDsiire]

I didn't see why the third place was 'shiddy' at first either, but the guy zoomed in on the decent looking building and all the windows were smashed. 😅

[@Kruimelvlaai544]

We're Hector guys, of course we got a 13 minute Gleipner on Weaver also NL didn't react to the Riptide animation on stream?

[@akumoth8357]

"its for children tho" man but children deserve better..

[@murderousbeav6587]

Exactly, that's no excuse...even if the kids do just consume the slop anyway

[@ellisfriedman7563]

Yeah, have the QR code menu stance at a place with bad internet. It shouldn't be on me to use my own phone internet service to eat at a physical restaurant I am at. there are plenty of parts of the world with bad service.

[@imjustsomeguy72]

8:30 The part that actually broke me about that Baltimore guy video is the way he's wiggling the mouse around Baltimore as if to indicate he is randomly selecting spots, but is STARING AT THE SCREEN THE ENTIRE TIME, and in one instance even actually says "Hey, let's go over the other side here.". Like, what is this?

[@MoogleSan]

10:53 video starts

[@TheRacePig]

the stimming is so bad in this one it made me yell OH MY GOD SHUT UP out loud irl so that's an impressive achievement

[@iseriver3982]

Wow, it's so amazing that there's a podcast that you can ramble any thought in your head to millions of people. Maybe that'll take off.

[@Furiac.]

I feel like you edited this in an unhinged manner

[@Myrmidon-pd7vs]

This video is probably a threshold moment for me, I feel not just old and out of touch but also completely uninterested in being in touch in any way

[@AtsAreStupid]

13 Minutes??? On Weaver??? He is crazy, he is cracked.

[@knauz21]

I was so tired listening this I thought KZbin was glitching and replaying the same bits over and over the first few times

[@derekpapin2181]

That Baltimore clips are all shiddy and you can tell because of certain context clues like section 8 house, extremely dilapidated yards, the car wasn’t even on cinder blocks mane they put it straight on the rotors. My credibility is my dad is from Detroit so I know shiddy 🤣😭

[@LordBigSlime]

26:36 I can't explain why but this section radiates "Aaron earned an iron urn" vibes.

[@NecroBurt]

“What if I hit my limit for screen time” made me laugh harder than I’d like to admit. Fella still has it

[@johnday2971]

This has become part of my hungover Saturday morning routine. Thanks Librarian!

[@TheBaldMob]

Will we get a casting of frank stone supercut when he's finished it ol ye Librarian? 😩

[@xXmechamonkeeXx]

39:45 bro needs to talk about essays more because the one he made a joke of referencing is something I’ve been looking for for years

[@mitchlmitten5874]

I saw the Borderlands movie for free and I'm still waiting for Lionsgate to pay me $50 in compensation.

[@vinceb8123]

My condolences

[@mitchlmitten5874]

@@vinceb8123 thank you

[@sacredtitan5484]

gen z never heard of hippies

[@Sparkelfox]

When people say "eeh it's ok if it's shitty it's for kids" I feel sorry for their kids lol

[@TheMarkoSeke]

18:46 FWIW trailers are getting worse and worse at conveying what kind of tone the actual movie is going for, you can't judge a movie's tone based on the trailer

[@JoeShmowYo]

Baltimore has a lot of old places. a lot of it is shitty, but if you drop a street view out in Fells Point or something you’d be like “well it’s old but it’s actually kinda pretty”

[@kornelparoczai1763]

that outro is pure cinema

[@nerdwarp112]

On the topic of menus, I don’t mind the QR code menus but I do prefer having a physical menu if possible because it keeps my hands busy.

[@childhoodfriendsalwayswin]

he's becoming haidilao-pilled

[@mrpseudonym893]

Wait WTF Julio Enciso from Brighton is a library patron?? This changes everything

[@DarthKain0]

My favorite NL bit is when he suddenly appeared and said, "I'm bald!" And he started lioning northward. Best shit ever.

[@BigBigBigJeff]

Bro went to haidilao legit TWO times and instantly became a hotpot elitist ICANT

[@superlizerd1]

this is basically ray william johnson for the modern age

[@tnwagn]

40:36 Librarian finally giving the people what they need, the Fauna x Northernlion Feel Good Inc cover Mashup. Bless this man.

[@aicy5170]

Been studying English for years as i watch this clip ,I feel like i dont even know English anymore man

[@brennanperry8001]

Nl repeating "Hector got a 13 minute Gleipner on Weaver" made me feel like I was on Mars or something. All my organs were working in reverse and my bones had less gravity, idk how to explain it

[@MundanePixels]

We are once again so back

[@thegloop5018]

it is funny to me that literally every pin dropped in that baltimore vid brought back different core memories of different horrible ass neighborhoods ive lived in or hung out in every place ive been to in maryland is caked in actual human shit and packed with burnouts and tweakers, never there for long but it never fails to horrify me the whole way through

[@GogumeloVermelho]

7:42 hmm, I wonder what this weird quirky website is, I don't think we have it here in Brazil

[@lime9699]

37:48: Lewis Saunderson is the Johnny Sins of emotional tiktok slop content

[@aaronmelgar7116]

We're guys, of course we are like us.

[@durrnip]

32:39 NL really asked is that man made of chocolate

[@Radi_vvanker]

The bit with the -2s made me

[@MangroveLord]

This one was not birthed guys

[@arkelon]

I saw two older folks walking around a cafe taking measurements. I think maybe they were planning on opening their own?

[@exoqqen]

egg man goes to new food place once, immediately becomes sworn in gatekeeper

[@zzeroara9511]

15:54 "modern games suck" core ass statement. you can choose to pay attention to all the stuff you don't like...OR you could put in the small amount of effort required to find movies/games you enjoy. it's genuinely that simple

[@beeeennnnnnn]

The last half of this video is actual gibberish

[@DR-gy3hb]

One of the original stims long forgotten: pancaked by drunk dump truck driver

[@scrimblocoded]

i never wanna hear the 13 minute gleipner on weaver again

[@scrimblocoded]

he just didnt gaf about whatever the game is man im crying

[@unusualfrog779]

But did you hear 20 geogeussr pros went Hawaii on Idaho

[@afarewelltokings]

1:20 i hate to tell you this but they are in fact blasted on gummies 24/7. i work in that industry

[@awesomeman3750]

this dude needs a fidget spinner so bad

[@babinsk2]

never thought i’d see my college roommate in a librarian video (the guy driving the hawk tuah jetski)

[@sammy0jpeg]

the poverty tourism guy looks like if cobalt streak got fused with fred durst

[@plusonedex]

very rare L when he took the side of qr code menus

[@Codmod999]

master and commander MENTIONED BABY