Nostalgia Critic - Double Team

Made by Doug Walker (Nostalgia Critic) of www.thatguywiththeglasses.com

[@JasonSanders]

Dear Mythbusters: Is it really possible to protect yourself from an explosion with a Coca-Cola machine?

[@koboldhosamen1620]

Hmm, steel, cold liquid, large surface area...... It's possible.

[@alexandresobreiramartins9461]

Hmmmm.... that's one for the Mythbusters! Also, Neil DeGrasse Tyson theorized that if you get a fakhir with strong enough sphincter muscles, he could hold up enough gas to release it in a very powerful, explosive jet and so levitate for the fraction of a second. So, maybe it's possible. Indy protected himself from a nuclear explosion inside a fridge, after all. :D

[@vguyver2]

These explosions!? Michael Bay just came in his pants.

[@aaplenzin]

God the baby is gonna have the fear of fire and Belgium's

[@JasonSanders]

Snow Cone Guy: What flavor would you like? Me: I'll have the Dennis Rodman

[@brittanyjennings5402]

Oh my god! at the end of the explosion and everything was dying down, a police siren went off outside my window. Perfect timing! ^_^

[@AnimeNPC.]

I miss 90's product placement. really coke cola machines in the coliseum.

[@damianstarks3338]

Joe M. The 90s my childhood.

[@NightmareLoveForever]

Critic's reactions are the best. His high-pitched screaaming at the end- oh my god.

[@SamhainHalloween]

I totally would have tackled the tiger in the air as the explosion engulfed us.

[@26Orcaluv]

This guy knows how to go down like a man! You need a medal

[@bassinblue]

One of my favorite reviews.

[@pokemaster123ism]

"So we start off with a quiet opening... For a monster truck rally!" he got me at that

[@frankcastle3463]

EVERYONE STOP SCROLLING! 15:50 I DECLARE THIS THE GREATEST CLIMAX *EVER!!!!!* FRYING THE COKE BITHES!

[@frankcastle3463]

15:50

[@cjkalandek996]

Nope. Greatest climax ever is the climax to Jurassic World.

[@bigbrutgamingandmore8090]

+Frank Castle (the punisher) It is hard to bet that scene but does the Critic have to sound like getting anally rapped?

[@coppercross4871]

As a Christian, I find Cyber Monks the most badass thing ever! 😆

[@bonarchy297]

so you believe in God? excuse me but what evidence exactly do you have for that?

[@coppercross4871]

Can we just respect each-others beliefs and NOT start a religious debate? Those are the worst things on the internet.

[@hibernaculum]

Yeah dude, lay off please.

[@coppercross4871]

+Nate J. Ironically, it's atheists like you that restore my faith in humanity, because you actually have the common knowledge to respect the ideas and beliefs of Christians. And I do the same for atheists, so props to you! 😄

[@Sizifus]

You should check on technopriests of Adeptus Mechanicus then.

[@maxulic]

10:15 Choking him underwater is just... there's no word lol

[@robot54312]

Bioshock infinite?

[@stevenclaiborne2587]

That scene where Van Dam throws the tv reminds me of the opening scene from Crank.

[@gagecrawley6223]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! THAT WAS EPIC!

[@dude464]

16:10 hahahaha are those fucking soda machines really there?1

[@dude464]

biggest fucking mine expolsion in the world

[@JokesterJackler]

LOL, DENNIS RODMAN IS THE REASON WHY I LOVE THIS VIDEO, DOUG IS LIKE LOL HE KEEPS ON COMING BACK LOL!!!!

[@ThousanWhite]

I remember renting this like 3 times

[@TrackpadProductions]

It's all the mines collectively blowing up together. On sets off another, setting off another., and altogether blowing up the coliseum.

[@PhoenixHealing]

5:47 thank you for the spit-take Nostalgia Critic! :-))

[@MrPrankmastergeneral]

Greatest movie ever. No other action movie can't even hope to reach the greatness that is . . . Double team.

[@MUFFINHEAD1985]

"I'm bigger than jesusssssss"- The best work of your work.

[@alexandresobreiramartins9461]

Wow, that corpse in the elevator let out one very explosive fart!

[@ChickenGeorgeClooney]

Actually, frying the coke means, as explained in the Tommyknockers Review, when something is so bizarre it becomes unbelievably awesome

[@MediumRareOpinions]

I'm guessing the Colony is just next door to the place they sent Number 6 in the tv series The Prisoner

[@joeywomer]

And thus, "Frying the Coke" was born.

[@kylereese8274]

"Poor baby, he's going to grow up with an incredible fear of fire and Belgians." So he becomes Dr. Evil?

[@Dragoxl551]

"I'm trying to recreate the ice cold refreshment of the Cors Light......it's not happening"

[@CallMeCJ_]

Frying The Coke- When something is complete s*** on cheesy biscuits, but ends with one of the craziest things ever. Either that, or it makes as much sense as Pinkie Pie's ability of teleportation and utilization of hammerspace.

[@33Kane]

the Produckt Placement was strong in this one COCA COLA!

[@SPARTAXKICK9000]

i was only 9 years old, i loved coca cola so much...

[@ThunderwingDS]

man that whole island bit makes me think of that whole THE ISLAND story

[@chuckboris4079]

I know, right? My big brother was looking forward to a shoutout by NC for doing the special effects for that death scene with two fingers and a gallon of water.

[@WarriorBoy]

Also, I cannot believe that NC didn't comment more on Van Damme working out to escape the island. There is some hilarious material there involving him versus a bathtub.

[@BleuBelleGames]

Gotta say... that ending... WAS EPIC.

[@robohobo22]

I laughed so hard when I saw the coca-cola machines in the coliseum. Product placement FTW

[@BlueZeroThree]

I didn't know a Pokémon could get a movie, I know it's infamous in the community but jeez.

[@JiReyAnimation]

"So we start up with a quiet opening" RIP HEADPHONES.

[@MrTheMighty]

Firing from an amusement park ride worked pretty well in Zombieland. :)

[@BlackAceDood]

I gotta give the movie credit though, the OPENING to the theme tune is memorable and pretty kickass The rest isn't quite as memorable, but I could seriously sing "Mary Mary on the floor, she's lookin' great but she's much more" over and over and it wouldn't get old

[@Alenthas]

I WANT CYBER MONKS. LIKE THE MONKS IN VAN HELSING. SOMEONE MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT CYBER MONKS GODDAMNIT

[@EvolutionCOV]

Play E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy if you want to see the pure insanity of Cyber Monks in game form.

[@DeadCamper]

The next cut is literally him just on the mission, hahahaha.

[@imnotmozart2715]

13:18 That voice was incredibly hilarious.

[@WoodenBench]

WAIT A MINUTE!!! This is Dark knight rises!!! The retired hero, the pointless prison/island, the prepaired climax, littered with plotholes, the bomb. Dark knight rises folks.

[@JackBristowNYC]

He needs a show. Seriously.

[@ShamanicRocker]

When NC lid the cigarette and laid back I just lost it !

[@applemask]

Jesus, halfway through it turns into a COMPLETE RIPOFF OF THE PRISONER. Shame the Critic didn't notice.

[@JustPippaNY]

I'm a bit surprised the Critic didn't have a reference to The Prisoner, especially with the Colony and the basketball.

[@gamerhero9559]

18:07 Frying the Coke makes a lot of sense!

[@JokeazoidOpera]

I've yet to meet one in this forum, but I'll be sure to keep my eyes open.

[@BryonYoungblood]

Ya know, even with Yaz coming to help Jack against Stavuros in the end, I bet it was Jack's wife, Katherine, asking him to help Jack and save their son, which is probably why Yaz goes for it. :) But that inconsistency is a bit of a pain.

[@sidwerd1hater]

The only thing missing on the review was the fact that the baby somehow survived all those explosions. HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE?!

[@kellsfreemen472]

I'm sure it's because I only discovered the Critic a year ago, but I don't recall any of his memes he said he's made....

[@RiddleMeThisable]

You forgot Chuck Norris in that epic moment.

[@UltimateBurstLP]

Man, He Could Have used the tiger to step on the mine, but it'd still kill him. Instead, he shows us FUCKIN' EPICNESS!!!!! Frying The Coke is now an Internet meme. Congrats.

[@Bombergangkidscrub]

it also removes rust and cleans toilets...it's pretty powerful

[@tthomaselli2]

"You son-of-a- Whee!-- You shot my son-- Whee!-- I will get my revenge-- Woo-hoo!...".

[@ImLothLuin]

5:20 Me: Hey, what the hell...?! NC: ...and no, this is not your computer having trouble loading. Me: ... O_O ...Critic, you are psychic!!!

[@maximusgenitalia2566]

8:52 I think it's because he understands the situation well enough to know he's better off not making any ruckus to plan his escape without any disturbance. Either that of he didn't give a shit.

[@tonious35]

After seeing that entire explosion, I kinda want a coke right now.

[@QueenCloveroftheice]

If I get enough money, I will buy the rights to cyber monks, and I will make an entire plot revolving around them.

[@manulito2]

this movie is a serious guilty pleasure for me. over the top, crazy and awesome!

[@12ealDealOfficial]

In retrospect, Double Team isn't anywhere near as bad as its aggregate score suggests. It's entertaining, off beat, and kinda fun. Part of the reason its so enjoyable to watch is that it doesn't take itself seriously at all.

[@alexandresobreiramartins9461]

Do the Cybermonks have an Electric Monk?

[@zerakielvmark]

Now that is an FREAKING DEATHGASM!

[@Kingofcorrect]

Now Rourke has to come back in a Cyborg Ninja suit!

[@3PICfilMbr0]

5:22 Before Doug even spoke I reloaded the page. A pre-emptive warning would've been nice Critic.

[@blittygal1]

All I was thinking was:NO NO THE KITTY,NOT THE KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@AbduCola]

I wanted to watch this soo bad as a kid. The Bulls were like the biggest icons in America in the 90s lol. My mom agreed to take me and my friends but the theater was closed so we just had ice cream. I guess it was for the best

[@4cJoe]

The only reason why I actually remember this is because this was around the same time Rodman dabbled in professional wrestling and managed to be in the nWo while he was suspended from the NBA. It is for these and many other reasons why you don't see the WCW around anymore.

[@wazzupper15]

I guess you can say: Mickey Rourke went out with a bang

[@petercharleskrug]

6:20 16:25 Two poor babies went completely deaf in this movie.

[@kylunflac]

Wow! That was so over the top. I bust up laughing.

[@ADiceySituation]

Also, the bad guy shoulda flipped off the tiger, or said something right as it was about to leap at his face. Would made it even more badass.

[@zucht100]

7:50-8:50 lt is very easy to explain ..... because its AWSOME !

[@ocallaghandesign]

I remember thinking, when I watched this film, "its like someone had a fever dream about Patrick McGoohan's The Prisoner, and thought it would make for a good first half of a film. even down to the basketball/parachute invoking Rover imagery.

[@RGBNathan]

nostalgia critic is always frying the coke

[@IamWalkingDead1]

@QuiRK85 What part of "frying the coke" do you not understand? :)

[@xxcjwasherexx]

I wish all that coke didn't die. But.. * crying* it was for a greater good *sniffle* a greater good

[@alexandresobreiramartins9461]

At least Critic acknowledges the worst team-up of all time and probably of all times to come. XD

[@KiaraStrings]

"Why would anybody follwo this plan?" AND WHY CAN WE SEE DR. CLAW?! I'm sorry, I'm still on that.

[@transformersloverjon]

... Holy fuckballs, this was immeasurably entertaining.

[@tthomaselli2]

I said the exact same thing when I saw this scene on TV for the first time in a long time, a few years ago.; I think it was in Mid-2006, the first time in a long time I ever saw this movie on Starz. Thank Christ that it wasn't on a channel where they go to a commercial every 5 minutes & butcher the crap out of it, but, anyways, it took me a while to remember the whole 'Mickey Rourke/tiger death' part, but, after that part was over, I muted the TV & said "BEST DEATH, EVER!!!". Lol.

[@Lilcutiepie95]

"It's a little tight in the rear." That's what he said.

[@tthomaselli2]

12:32.; He actually said "I'll pay my debts.".

[@liamj2363]

That soundtrack couldn't be more 90s if it tried.

[@Purify94]

Liam J Because they had high bank accunt numbers. XD

[@xKingLibra]

I've seen this movie at my cousin's house! I remember it now!! lol

[@MrMetallica43]

"Cool guys don't look at explosions" quote lonely island

[@harpoonfo]

So this is the origin of frying the coke

[@PS3productionz]

What was with all the Coke vending machines at the end there?

[@xwiirastusx]

It's not Colosseum, the building is the amphitheater of Arles, France.

[@BakaofLulz]

the nostalgia critic sees all

[@NodDisciple1]

@Kingofcorrect YES!!! DOUBLE TEAM TWO-FRYING MOAR COKE!!!!!! XD

[@rodney2x48]

This movie is kinda like a guilty pleasure. Its stupid, cliche, but its over the top and, yeah, the way the bad guy dies at the end is fuckin epic. Exploding while being attacked by a tiger. Thats hardcore!

[@mandatorypredator8563]

That was AMAZING!

[@bloodywanker49]

Well, I guess I know what vending machine to hide behind when a fucking explosion goes off! Thanks Coca Cola!

[@doodstormer]

Okay, so if Rourke rigged the place with landmines in such a way that setting just one off would destroy the entire place in a catastrophic fireball, WHY WOULD HE STAY THERE TO FIGHT.

[@srslyimnotaspy101]

"from the makers of KICKASSIA....comes CYBERMONKS!!!"

[@CadenzaSolista]

Not "Frying the Coke"! It's "Baking the Coke"! =D

[@applemask]

@MisterMaster389 You know what? I think a case could be made that it never did anything else.

[@Guigley]

Coke must be some kind of super-drink. First, it saved the lives of a family of aliens in "Mac and Me" (one of the worst films ever made, I might add), then a Coke machine deflected an explosion! That's one powerful beverage.

[@matthewjones6786]

Lol, what's with the music at the end? XD People talking over a Garage Band drum loop = music?