Nostalgia Critic - Double Team

[@JasonSanders]

Dear Mythbusters: Is it really possible to protect yourself from an explosion with a Coca-Cola machine?

[@koboldhosamen1620]

Hmm, steel, cold liquid, large surface area...... It's possible.

[@alexandresobreiramartins9461]

Hmmmm.... that's one for the Mythbusters! Also, Neil DeGrasse Tyson theorized that if you get a fakhir with strong enough sphincter muscles, he could hold up enough gas to release it in a very powerful, explosive jet and so levitate for the fraction of a second. So, maybe it's possible. Indy protected himself from a nuclear explosion inside a fridge, after all. :D

[@vguyver2]

These explosions!? Michael Bay just came in his pants.

[@aaplenzin]

God the baby is gonna have the fear of fire and Belgium's

[@bassinblue]

One of my favorite reviews.

[@NightmareLoveForever]

Critic's reactions are the best. His high-pitched screaaming at the end- oh my god.

[@JasonSanders]

Snow Cone Guy: What flavor would you like? Me: I'll have the Dennis Rodman

[@brittanyjennings5402]

Oh my god! at the end of the explosion and everything was dying down, a police siren went off outside my window. Perfect timing! ^_^

[@SamhainHalloween]

I totally would have tackled the tiger in the air as the explosion engulfed us.

[@pokemaster123ism]

"So we start off with a quiet opening... For a monster truck rally!" he got me at that

[@ThousanWhite]

I remember renting this like 3 times

[@coppercross4871]

As a Christian, I find Cyber Monks the most badass thing ever! 😆

[@bonarchy297]

so you believe in God? excuse me but what evidence exactly do you have for that?

[@coppercross4871]

Can we just respect each-others beliefs and NOT start a religious debate? Those are the worst things on the internet.

[@hibernaculum]

Yeah dude, lay off please.

[@coppercross4871]

+Nate J. Ironically, it's atheists like you that restore my faith in humanity, because you actually have the common knowledge to respect the ideas and beliefs of Christians. And I do the same for atheists, so props to you! 😄

[@Sizifus]

You should check on technopriests of Adeptus Mechanicus then.

[@stevenclaiborne2587]

That scene where Van Dam throws the tv reminds me of the opening scene from Crank.

[@PhoenixHealing]

5:47 thank you for the spit-take Nostalgia Critic! :-))

[@maxulic]

10:15 Choking him underwater is just... there's no word lol

[@robot54312]

Bioshock infinite?

[@frankcastle3463]

EVERYONE STOP SCROLLING! 15:50 I DECLARE THIS THE GREATEST CLIMAX *EVER!!!!!* FRYING THE COKE BITHES!

[@frankcastle3463]

15:50

[@cjkalandek996]

Nope. Greatest climax ever is the climax to Jurassic World.

[@bigbrutgamingandmore8090]

+Frank Castle (the punisher) It is hard to bet that scene but does the Critic have to sound like getting anally rapped?

[@MUFFINHEAD1985]

"I'm bigger than jesusssssss"- The best work of your work.

[@JokesterJackler]

LOL, DENNIS RODMAN IS THE REASON WHY I LOVE THIS VIDEO, DOUG IS LIKE LOL HE KEEPS ON COMING BACK LOL!!!!

[@gagecrawley6223]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! THAT WAS EPIC!

[@ChickenGeorgeClooney]

Actually, frying the coke means, as explained in the Tommyknockers Review, when something is so bizarre it becomes unbelievably awesome

[@TrackpadProductions]

It's all the mines collectively blowing up together. On sets off another, setting off another., and altogether blowing up the coliseum.

[@MrPrankmastergeneral]

Greatest movie ever. No other action movie can't even hope to reach the greatness that is . . . Double team.

[@ThunderwingDS]

man that whole island bit makes me think of that whole THE ISLAND story

[@dude464]

16:10 hahahaha are those fucking soda machines really there?1

[@dude464]

biggest fucking mine expolsion in the world

[@chuckboris4079]

I know, right? My big brother was looking forward to a shoutout by NC for doing the special effects for that death scene with two fingers and a gallon of water.

[@WarriorBoy]

Also, I cannot believe that NC didn't comment more on Van Damme working out to escape the island. There is some hilarious material there involving him versus a bathtub.

[@BleuBelleGames]

Gotta say... that ending... WAS EPIC.

[@MrTheMighty]

Firing from an amusement park ride worked pretty well in Zombieland. :)

[@JackBristowNYC]

He needs a show. Seriously.

[@DeadCamper]

The next cut is literally him just on the mission, hahahaha.

[@kellsfreemen472]

I'm sure it's because I only discovered the Critic a year ago, but I don't recall any of his memes he said he's made....

[@JokeazoidOpera]

I've yet to meet one in this forum, but I'll be sure to keep my eyes open.

[@MediumRareOpinions]

I'm guessing the Colony is just next door to the place they sent Number 6 in the tv series The Prisoner

[@ShamanicRocker]

When NC lid the cigarette and laid back I just lost it !

[@imnotmozart2715]

13:18 That voice was incredibly hilarious.

[@robohobo22]

I laughed so hard when I saw the coca-cola machines in the coliseum. Product placement FTW

[@sidwerd1hater]

The only thing missing on the review was the fact that the baby somehow survived all those explosions. HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE?!

[@mandatorypredator8563]

That was AMAZING!

[@kylunflac]

Wow! That was so over the top. I bust up laughing.

[@JiReyAnimation]

"So we start up with a quiet opening" RIP HEADPHONES.

[@IamWalkingDead1]

@QuiRK85 What part of "frying the coke" do you not understand? :)

[@alexandresobreiramartins9461]

Wow, that corpse in the elevator let out one very explosive fart!

[@JustPippaNY]

I'm a bit surprised the Critic didn't have a reference to The Prisoner, especially with the Colony and the basketball.

[@BlackAceDood]

I gotta give the movie credit though, the OPENING to the theme tune is memorable and pretty kickass The rest isn't quite as memorable, but I could seriously sing "Mary Mary on the floor, she's lookin' great but she's much more" over and over and it wouldn't get old

[@33Kane]

the Produckt Placement was strong in this one COCA COLA!

[@SPARTAXKICK9000]

i was only 9 years old, i loved coca cola so much...

[@manulito2]

this movie is a serious guilty pleasure for me. over the top, crazy and awesome!

[@zerakielvmark]

Now that is an FREAKING DEATHGASM!

[@Dragoxl551]

"I'm trying to recreate the ice cold refreshment of the Cors Light......it's not happening"

[@12ealDealOfficial]

In retrospect, Double Team isn't anywhere near as bad as its aggregate score suggests. It's entertaining, off beat, and kinda fun. Part of the reason its so enjoyable to watch is that it doesn't take itself seriously at all.

[@xKingLibra]

I've seen this movie at my cousin's house! I remember it now!! lol

[@joeywomer]

And thus, "Frying the Coke" was born.

[@NodDisciple1]

@Kingofcorrect YES!!! DOUBLE TEAM TWO-FRYING MOAR COKE!!!!!! XD

[@alexandresobreiramartins9461]

Do the Cybermonks have an Electric Monk?

[@RiddleMeThisable]

You forgot Chuck Norris in that epic moment.

[@WoodenBench]

WAIT A MINUTE!!! This is Dark knight rises!!! The retired hero, the pointless prison/island, the prepaired climax, littered with plotholes, the bomb. Dark knight rises folks.

[@PS3productionz]

What was with all the Coke vending machines at the end there?

[@RetconCrisis]

You know what I just realized? You still haven't done Jean Claude Van Damme's GI Joe! :D

[@transformersloverjon]

... Holy fuckballs, this was immeasurably entertaining.

[@Jackie-McCann]

BEST DEATH EVAH!!!!!!!!! GOD, that was EPIC!

[@tonious35]

After seeing that entire explosion, I kinda want a coke right now.

[@tthomaselli2]

"You son-of-a- Whee!-- You shot my son-- Whee!-- I will get my revenge-- Woo-hoo!...".

[@matthewjones6786]

Lol, what's with the music at the end? XD People talking over a Garage Band drum loop = music?

[@Bombergangkidscrub]

it also removes rust and cleans toilets...it's pretty powerful

[@gamerhero9559]

18:07 Frying the Coke makes a lot of sense!

[@kylereese8274]

"Poor baby, he's going to grow up with an incredible fear of fire and Belgians." So he becomes Dr. Evil?

[@CallMeCJ_]

Frying The Coke- When something is complete s*** on cheesy biscuits, but ends with one of the craziest things ever. Either that, or it makes as much sense as Pinkie Pie's ability of teleportation and utilization of hammerspace.

[@JaelinBezel]

The only Van Damm movie I've seen is Hard Target. I like it.

[@thaistomp]

Cody Hines u should watch double team. its badass

[@nicholsjoshua15]

Jean Claude Van Damme isn't a bad actor, he just needs a good director, script, and supporting cast. The same could be said for most actors and actresses though.

[@BlueZeroThree]

I didn't know a Pokémon could get a movie, I know it's infamous in the community but jeez.

[@4cJoe]

The only reason why I actually remember this is because this was around the same time Rodman dabbled in professional wrestling and managed to be in the nWo while he was suspended from the NBA. It is for these and many other reasons why you don't see the WCW around anymore.

[@UltimateBurstLP]

Man, He Could Have used the tiger to step on the mine, but it'd still kill him. Instead, he shows us FUCKIN' EPICNESS!!!!! Frying The Coke is now an Internet meme. Congrats.

[@zucht100]

7:50-8:50 lt is very easy to explain ..... because its AWSOME !

[@spidermangameboycolour]

what's the song at the end

[@ImLothLuin]

5:20 Me: Hey, what the hell...?! NC: ...and no, this is not your computer having trouble loading. Me: ... O_O ...Critic, you are psychic!!!

[@3PICfilMbr0]

5:22 Before Doug even spoke I reloaded the page. A pre-emptive warning would've been nice Critic.

[@callisto8413]

I don't even remember trailers for this movie...did it go straight to DVD or KZbin or something?

[@xwiirastusx]

It's not Colosseum, the building is the amphitheater of Arles, France.

[@Spike674]

Thanks.

[@applemask]

@MisterMaster389 You know what? I think a case could be made that it never did anything else.

[@BryonYoungblood]

Ya know, even with Yaz coming to help Jack against Stavuros in the end, I bet it was Jack's wife, Katherine, asking him to help Jack and save their son, which is probably why Yaz goes for it. :) But that inconsistency is a bit of a pain.

[@lildredre89]

what's the ending song?

[@mharizsaifuddin7059]

Amen to that brother !

[@BakaofLulz]

the nostalgia critic sees all

[@SkyeArrow222]

The product placement worked.

[@tha1sorrow]

is this the episode were van dame says "awaccaco" = a wake up call ?

[@applemask]

Jesus, halfway through it turns into a COMPLETE RIPOFF OF THE PRISONER. Shame the Critic didn't notice.

[@Kingofcorrect]

Now Rourke has to come back in a Cyborg Ninja suit!

[@NinjaVampireCyborg]

I don't know, the hanging grenade death in rambo 3 is a pretty close contender

[@ColonelMcboot]

The island bit I mean!

[@blittygal1]

All I was thinking was:NO NO THE KITTY,NOT THE KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Eirikasacredstones]

There could have been multiple scattered around? idk.

[@BKFS23]

BEST ENDING EVAH!

[@AbduCola]

I wanted to watch this soo bad as a kid. The Bulls were like the biggest icons in America in the 90s lol. My mom agreed to take me and my friends but the theater was closed so we just had ice cream. I guess it was for the best

[@Potacintvervs]

btw, what's with the Princess Celestia avatar?

[@tthomaselli2]

12:32.; He actually said "I'll pay my debts.".

[@Frito774]

Product placement?

[@QueenCloveroftheice]

If I get enough money, I will buy the rights to cyber monks, and I will make an entire plot revolving around them.

[@RGBNathan]

nostalgia critic is always frying the coke

[@coinsas]

Wait if that explosion was going to happen when vandam stepped on mine wouldn't that kill the villain? Kinda suicidal I'm guessing.

[@AnimeNPC.]

I miss 90's product placement. really coke cola machines in the coliseum.

[@doodstormer]

Okay, so if Rourke rigged the place with landmines in such a way that setting just one off would destroy the entire place in a catastrophic fireball, WHY WOULD HE STAY THERE TO FIGHT.

[@tokufan22]

HA! Epic and Clever line!

[@Alenthas]

I WANT CYBER MONKS. LIKE THE MONKS IN VAN HELSING. SOMEONE MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT CYBER MONKS GODDAMNIT

[@EvolutionCOV]

Play E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy if you want to see the pure insanity of Cyber Monks in game form.