MSSP - Catching Your Family In An AWKWARD Moment

[@BoxingThings]

Shane is the gateway drug to Matt

[@liluzimaki4663]

Lmaoooo no seriously

[@rickkcir1855]

So fucking true😂

[@rams812]

Are you redarted?

[@commadogsbrother]

been that way

[@AE2024x]

Matt just makes shit up to keep up with shane. You can tell. He can be funny but he cant match shanes wit. So he makes up these outlandish stories. Kinda like Theo Von imo

[@SmallFoxProductionCompany]

When your dad refuses to hug you but forces you to bring him the ringing phone while he’s laying a log

[@thtswhtshesai6d9]

That’s his love language

[@axiom.ai.obviousbattletank7139]

That's weird.

[@terminallychill8029]

Boomerisms

[@littlejackalo5326]

I had a rich friend, and they had big office style multi-line phones mounted next to all the toilets in their house, and in the office of their factory. Hilarious.

[@SicFromTheKush]

I'm looking at your face, you don't understand the importance a phonecall used to hold

[@beanypoopy9242]

no one hugged like my old man. the ultimate squeeze. miss you dude.

[@jensi479]

Nothing gayer than hugging your own father

[@michaelcole8999]

Correction: Nothing's gayer than asking for/inviting a hug from your father

[@Arookiton]

I only hug other people's fathers

[@jensi479]

@@michaelcole8999 damn b you speak the truth

[@shuenshuen]

​@@Arookitoni only fuck em hugging feels gay

[@tylerkozak8775]

Dawg I'm so straight I don't even talk to my father

[@michaelj6392]

Me at 37 just learning about shower slugs 🐌 🚿

[@adi96adi]

dude fr!! and I was just thinking about how I would never wear flip flops in freshman dorm showers. definitely stepped in diluted nut that whole year.

[@detpistons4l401]

@@adi96adibro who nuts in the locker room that’s a sick mf

[@adi96adi]

@@detpistons4l401 you need me to tell you freshmen are nasty bro 🤣

[@cameron878]

Also 37 and also learning about slugs

[@plnkfloydian7814]

I ordered a fleshlight when I was 17, used it once and was so full of shame I just threw it away in the bathroom trash and before I could take the trash out my mom had emptied the trash. She never said anything or brought it up but I died inside thinking about her having to throw it out.

[@Elcore]

She was probably proud of your dramatic act of rejection. "Mm hm, aint no boy of mine gonna be busting into no plastic puss."

[@jwcatalano3867]

I was about the same age when I bought one. I was so ashamed after I threw it out the window when I was driving because I was scared of my parents finding out

[@_UglyBarnacle]

Threw mine out after a couple weeks. in a bag of trash in the main trash bin on trash pick up morning. No chances for getting caught up.

[@Santa1936]

I used to keep my pocket pussy in my laundry bag. One day my mom decided to do my laundry and I found the bag with only the pocket pussy left in it. She never did my laundry again after that

[@CharlieGeorge_]

Imagine stumbling across a thicc D1 athlete stuck in a washing machine

[@jonstark7106]

I’m catching a case

[@Bran_Flakesx7]

This is the essence of Gay Shane

[@ToniDamnation]

God damn dude

[@musicman123ization]

What time did he say that?! Lmao

[@timforti]

@@jonstark7106Sandusky

[@settledown1325]

Hail Peepop full of Grace, hallowed be the ma'fuckin Dawgs.

[@BrokenHomePoets]

The divorce definitely helped me enjoy some Linkin Park

[@tylerkozak8775]

Dawg I'm upset I'm the only like on this

[@THEROOSTER92420]

@@tylerkozak8775maybe because Matt sang papa roach not lp

[@Manofthewoods.]

I fucking hated having a hot mom as a kid lmao the lust in their eyes enraged me

[@the0nlytrueprophet942]

You made all our childhoods better bro, thank you for your sacrifice

[@Manofthewoods.]

@@the0nlytrueprophet942 a sacrifice I was unwilling to make, but a sacrifice I made nevertheless.

[@alexethan4480]

Hows your mom doing

[@aztro.99]

tell ur mom to hit my line thx 😈😈

[@Chromedonkey21]

Pics?

[@osirsmoke2904]

Shower slugs is hilarious

[@paulsbunions8441]

I felt physically ill when I heard that

[@dongvermine]

It’s not hilarious it’s real and a threat

[@sunfish9341]

@@dongverminedudes family got crossed by some shower slugs

[@Jo-oo1mx]

Gotta wear some sperm surfers

[@samir6047]

up there with sinful correspondence.

[@CIRCLEOFTONE]

If I see that specific image of Shane, I click.

[@ME9GA]

This is like a men version of girl talk.

[@Stonewall2]

Paper towels > tissue paper

[@Sofnuuy]

Your pillow case > Bath towel > paper towels

[@TCHighlight]

@@Sofnuuy Bruh 🤣🤣🤣

[@oopsydaizi3s824]

Al-foil >>>>> everything

[@aztro.99]

on the walls and floor >>>>

[@101wolfskull]

ur mom >>>

[@tonyreyes3780]

I lived with a guy who grew up openly discussing his sex life with his single mother. And quite frequently I’d walk in from work, and he’d be describing the details of his sexual problems and relationship dysfunctions to his mom over speakerphone, and I’m still processing how weirded out I am over it. I am from a family that probably hasn’t even uttered the word sex to each other.

[@awesomebeast7509]

Co worker - “Mom nothings working in the bedroom” Mom - “Have you tried the shocker? After your father did it to me the first time, I knew I had to lock him down. I made sure to double down too, forget having only 1 kid I needed him to plant at least two into me”

[@dennismetzger9287]

I'm sure that suppression has done zero harm to you

[@sightlessbody6910]

@@dennismetzger9287 sexual “suppression” as you call it worked pretty well for all of human history and post sexual revolution societies morals and function are at an all time low. So pretty sure that shits damaging

[@Yogoniogi]

@@awesomebeast7509 no way this is real.

[@barricusbear6769]

You're supposed to talk about those things with your parents to help you understand issues you face without having to go to alternative sources. Just sounds like you were suppressed.

[@reeflab2221]

He hath risen.

[@grimace4257]

Amen 🙏

[@lo-fiFromChicago]

Amen

[@shinobi-no-bueno]

Being afraid to hug your dad, but choosing to kiss your mom is just a level of bizarre I can't comprehend

[@Atleast6characters]

Matt is the coolest dawg alive

[@jorqueshmackafrogskibo8794]

14:09 dude my gf's family is open about that shit it makes me so fucking uncomfortable i thought i was weird feeling that way till shane spoke about that, like theres been a few times where her dad has told us "get out of here go sit in the other room and enjoy yourselves" and every time i get head but its just weird knowing that he knows wtf is going on in the room like keep telling me that and ill knock your daughter up :O

[@FuttBuckerson]

Jesus lol yeah that's insane to me.

[@coolyungdru]

It's called "Red Flag." Get the hell away from that family.

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

@@coolyungdruBig time. Get the fuck away now.

[@stevemygoodman7809]

The tissue does stick to you if you touch the sticky part. Shane definitely got sticky tisshy a couple times

[@vicdematos8329]

Depends on the quality of the tish. Phil seems like he would have bought good tish for the gillis household.

[@fuckcensorship69]

​@@vicdematos8329phil aint doing the shopping

[@swagpabs5609]

a good thick tish never sticks

[@SubjectDelta20]

I knew a hooker in Chicago named Tishy. She used to post up at the gas station near my school and say stuff like "For 40 dolla's you can make Tishy all squishy" 🤮

[@ChadamFriedland]

Our Dawgs, who art in heaven, hallowed by thy name. Make that snizz come, and cidee be done, on earth as it is in heaven.

[@jlshel42]

Blessed is the day Peepop posts a new clip and I can continue procrastinating!

[@KaioKenCanadian]

Getting socks and undies for Christmas every year is starting to make sense now...

[@TheBigLubelsky]

In the name of The Shaman, The Bull, and The Holy Beezer...Gaymen

[@jefflabbecomedy]

When I was a young warthog 😂

[@buckrush8612]

Futures gonna be crazy some kids gonna get caught on VR think his life is over and kills his parents

[@ext93]

Years ago my ex got her 12 year old cousin one of those "VR" headsets that your phone slides in to for Christmas. I said you know what he's going to do with that right? I bet he gets caught within a year. She just had a look of bewilderment

[@Henchman.24]

Hilarious

[@paulfroelich1024]

Matt saying crumb'ing into a tissue is gay is another hilarious non-sequitur.

[@PokeyMan69]

But it's not gay to nut in your clothes and wear it.

[@Hegataro]

I did like linkin park and evanescence and my parents were indeed divorced so they ain't lyin

[@JoeyTheShmo]

12:55 Origin story of the Downs r Dogs bit, legendary

[@wzrd.7471]

Happy Saturday to my beloved boys in the pound love the DWAGS

[@torchtube5621]

One luv bro✊. Btw team young bull or team shamon??!

[@wzrd.7471]

@@torchtube5621 I gotta say me and the dark artist inhabit some of the wavelengths the young bulls simply don’t understand

[@mkhex87]

I think Matt is a podcast comedy god. I didn't think his special was bad, but I didn't... love it... And I think a special is just a really difficult thing to hone. I suspect he'd be better with a single puff or drink in him in a small club. Anyway, I think comedic contributions on podcasts (conversational comedy) should be just as respected as stand up comedy. That's my lesson

[@mkhex87]

The only specials I've ever laughed at as hard as I do at podcasts are Louis, and Chapelle and katt when I was a kid

[@jarnold1789]

@@mkhex87 Specials have lost their luster for me in recent years for some reason. I’ve laughed harder at these guys just talking than I have at any special in many years

[@kiwirooks7299]

​@@jarnold1789 same, for me it's because it's over-produced. It's like watching porn vs some chick you find cute randomly sending you a nude.

[@FuttBuckerson]

Agreed. I used to love stand-up as a kid til college. Shane's specials were great, but I consistently laugh the most with these two.

[@coffee.3.4]

Same here,I thought Shane’s new special was pretty meh and didn’t really make me laugh all that much but I’ve legit had to leave rooms because the pod makes me laugh so hard sometimes.

[@IArentWho]

Peepop delivers yet again!

[@reeflab2221]

Praise he thy dawgs

[@Santa1936]

My mom’s first boyfriend after my dad gave me a linkin park cd. Then he turned out to be a meth head who robbed us so I couldn’t listen to linkin park for years

[@OGbrick420]

mccusker 'watch this' -planter pot through a stained glass window-

[@Jiu-JitsuJourney257]

I have two boys and I’m not looking forward to this fucking apocalypse lmao

[@jakewalto7843]

🅿️EE🅿️🅾️🅿️ 🫛🥤 🅿️🍾

[@echo2551]

I love how this one just ends with “I’ve been farting a lot lately”

[@maurice5402]

I'm wheezingggg 😂😂 those poor mom's

[@nam6128]

Honestly, it's shocking how much tech companies developing batteries that fit in our phones and are easy to charge has changed the fleshlight game. They're like all motorized and rechargable now once you get past the $30 range 😅

[@liveChef]

Hey Matt that was Papa Roach not Linkin Park....

[@stewiegiligan]

Cut My Life Into Pieces is not a Linkin Park song lol.

[@jimmyrustler8983]

Cut my life into pizza! This is plastic fork!

[@chancebrown98]

Papa roach

[@chancebrown98]

@@Thepoweroftheriffcompelsmehe is saying the band singing it is linkin park. Which it isnt its papa roach

[@jotun.616]

If you only do it in the shower before you actually wash yourself theres no shower slugs. Soap makes it slippery again and it wont stick. Just water makes it sticky as fuck though. Bad design, God.

[@tylerkozak8775]

That's dawg science

[@pigslave3]

Praise be brothers, a sermon on my birthday. Today is good

[@cemeteryflowerz3081]

We gotta talk turkey

[@ginandcreme]

🦃 gotta

[@nicksonnier5895]

Gots to

[@NoFrontinPod]

The Wild Wild West

[@DapperDill]

Man Matt does seem like the worst person.

[@connorarmstad3582]

"you only like Linkin Park because your parents are divorced" I DIED

[@shidane29]

Oh Sh!t did I just hear LP (linkin park) bashing. . . WTF 😢 I ONLY know shane not matt haha f_cker🎉😂

[@maverikotonashi]

"I push out farts all day"

[@christopherkendrex8075]

4:32 "true that" lol

[@millerskillers1414]

How much weed do they smoke during their “break”

[@lkucare]

Dude fuck this watch this "glass getting busted in the background" 😂 20:55

[@T_D_B_]

Peepop, the one true light and savior of the dawgs 🙏

[@kenbrovost9653]

New drinking game, take a drink every time Matt says dude

[@dakotalenzi7630]

465 days of explaining that the Shaman is the wildest bull…..

[@chrisc7516]

I think farting and pooping is good for your colon lol

[@ashchaya7676]

26:20 Mat being so stoned he tried to put on sweat pants straight out of the shower got me good. *HRRRRNK* 🤣

[@rileygally2967]

Blessed be thy Dawgs

[@dontbeshady411]

Ya gotta double tish dude.

[@garbo7779]

Phil looks like he hugs his kids

[@n4nurfknb1ness52]

The way I see it, not being able to hug your dad is weird. Love you popsicle, you’re the best dad ever!!

[@donaldtrump9626]

your dads gay

[@joeroscoe3708]

Gay

[@TheReaperjd]

(Divorced parents in preschool) My dad wasn't awake to take me to school and when It was late af I told my dad and he just screamed, you can't take a cab?! I blamed myself for it till I let my family know.

[@jotun.616]

I call bullshit that tissues dont stick. Maybe a paper towel. Bahah reminds me, when we were growing up, no net porn, we would constantly walk in the living room in the middle of the night to find dad watching squiggies with a paper towel next to him on the couch smh.

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

Jesus Christ haha after the first time you’d think he would have stopped.

[@jotun.616]

@@patrickmccutcheon8860 maybe if the porn wasnt limited to that room lol but back then your habits revolved around where ever a tv was.

[@mikew3194]

Hey that's what happens when you dabble in communism

[@PrinceIsot]

Dad's that don't hug their sons are secretly gay usually 😂

[@giveittomebaybe5112]

I hug the shit out of my boy. That’s my boy I love him

[@T_D_B_]

McCuskaroo

[@Chanannagins]

dude my dad is the most wholesome christian dad in the world *STILL MARRIED* for 43 years and I have vivid memories of him watching the music videos of evanescence and linkin park on VH1 absolutely loves divorced dad rock and he's married

[@nicholaswoltersdorf5792]

Divorced dad rock is like Boston and The Who and stuff. Linkin Park and the like is firmly “children of divorce” music. Dope that your dad likes it though

[@MaccTonight]

“usually guys just rip tickets, get stoked on yourself” 🤣

[@twillison8824]

You ever finger a geezer? I nearly shot coffee out of my nose!

[@TheZogginator]

wow!

[@MaccTonight]

i was so disturbed yet so surprised i wasn’t alone 🤣

[@PzY-Reviews]

Shanes mommy still does my laundry

[@brandonrobertkersjes]

Adidas Moves

[@TheNeoSabre0]

Stifflers mom would get it dude

[@Racejakestar]

Whys matt kissin beezers geezers

[@thadward4629]

😂😂he said she got a warm sock😂😂😂

[@johnsinth8261]

20:24 matt quotes papa roach then says he created 1 more linkin park fan... Cmon dude

[@musicismylife836]

I think he might have been referencing the divorced parent thing but idk

[@ntobergta]

Adidas Moves is still great!

[@pathonnn]

Hahahahahahhaa

[@skeletorpfunk6342]

7:59

[@rachel_Cochran]

This was my favorite too

[@swillm3ister]

Not until later in life 😮

[@swillm3ister]

😔

[@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere]

“You only Linkin Park because your parents are divorced.” “That’s so fucked up to say.” *Numb by Linkin Park*

[@TheAgentmigs]

#ShowerSlugs

[@mattp8274]

Camo crocs rule

[@lkucare]

Much love peepop

[@jacktanguay8061]

Cum

[@yesman9792]

That's what I'm talking about

[@ginandcreme]

@@yesman9792What’s your favorite New Vegas ending?

[@elonchieftwatt]

9:10 you’re very European 😂😂😂

[@PublicRestroom88]

I thought that was normal Lmao, I’m Mexican and that’s a pretty common greeting amongst family and friends 😂

[@skiesilver]

Who’s the blonde girl in the thumbnail?

[@braidenbianco]

Dude you make the greatest thumbnails to ever exist

[@austincameron9557]

You did not just call paparoch, Linkin park... 20:50

[@asdf-oq4zr]

Why is every mssp orientated channel so obsessed with that one specific pic of shane?

[@KeirAnderson1991]

BECAUSE LOOK AT IT.

[@garibaldi4971]

He looks like Kyle Rittenhouse in this pic

[@FistMikeHunt]

Dylan on the Derelicts Podcast got caught by his probation officer jacking it with a oculus VR headset on . @derelictspodcast

[@tommy_noble]

Donimoes!

[@halfpint90]

The dark part is they are already using vr ai porn for kiddie porn

[@T_D_B_]

Facts. Perverts always lead the way.

[@Edward-6909]

That conversation has been around since the 1st sex doll & no one wants to talk about it...hmm i wonder why?