MSSP - The Boys Get Their First Sponsor

[@Retrievinggold]

Matt is so underrated with the “yeah dude a helmet for my bird” idk why that had me busting up laughing

[@dakotalenzi7630]

Matt is literally the wildest bull in podcasting, no one’s touching the shaman in the category of comedic chaos…..

[@T_D_B_]

Ari and Matt need to do some shit together. Two agents of chaos combining forces would be unstoppable.

[@jonathankress146]

“If the thing falls off, I’m toast” lmfao

[@Adub2045]

When the notorious peepop uploads I’ll be here

[@DukeGouliez]

Word. Stay up dawgs

[@paulofreire9174]

⁠@@DukeGouliezDuring these trying times, the Dawgz remain undefeated.

[@treyperryman2181]

Bless the Dawgs

[@jamie0193]

Doing the lords work, reviving the Old Testament

[@apriloneal3397]

I laugh every day with these clips. Sometimes just the thought of Shane's big dumb head makes me smile or even straight crack up out loud.

[@Cranndaddy]

Shane hearing the term “bellend” which we use constantly in the uk is so funny. Calling someone a bellend is one of our mightiest insults

[@MrAwesomeSaucem]

The term bellend is easily Britain’s greatest contribution to the world

[@Jsmitt716]

I love bellend. I do electrical work and we use PVC conduit a lot, one end has a "bell" on so that's the bellend, I always have fun with that

[@dakotalenzi7630]

As a fan of uk television I call everyone bellends up here in northern Illinois, tosser is also equally hysterical…..

[@Jsmitt716]

@@dakotalenzi7630 I love calling a dick a bird too but I don't think that's from the UK

[@douglaced5910]

Here in the US we use the term “mushroom” head or tip lol

[@mandoguy726]

Horses are like wireless docking stations. Dude is a genius. Of course they are.

[@georgec5151]

Thank you step daddy peepop. Our real dads abandoned us but we can count on you

[@rileygally2967]

Peepop is the dad who stepped up

[@redacted5035]

​@@rileygally2967he came back with cigs and milk 🤲

[@PearceVaughn]

I'm on month 3 of wearing manhoods, and will never go back. The cast has been such positive and totally-not-racist force in my life.

[@justinsmith4562]

You weirdo

[@jarool1410]

You’re a weird sex freak

[@joem.6940]

@@justinsmith4562you just hating bc he’s fly as hell dude

[@beauzxcvb]

He's fly as hell and you hate it

[@PearceVaughn]

Update - 1 year & 8 months. It is worth the patience. Matt has brought my bird to a higher plane of existence, and, I am indeed, fly as hell.

[@DrQuantaviusLove]

Manhood Canada I’m fucking dead

[@andrewparke4608]

Second only to The Mangrate 😂

[@michaelj6392]

I had heard that circumcision decreases sensitivity, but I never knew why. Remove the sheath and it gets calloused, makes sense.

[@SonOfNiall]

The ancient procedure cut much less of the foreskin off. The modern technique cuts so much off that the nerves in your glans get damaged, causing insensitivity. This is also why the modern circumcised glans is typically shriveled.

[@michaelrfalkowski2446]

Calloused like a construction worker’s hands

[@adamgerald849]

It's funny but it's really true. I didn't know this until a few years ago but I found a subreddit of a bunch of guys talking about how much they hate that they were circumcised because they lost so much feeling. It was one of those subreddits like r/smalldickproblems that you start reading at 2am. Anyways it makes sense. It's funny to hear Matt and Shane talk about it but after doing more reading on it a few years ago I'm convinced that in the future circumcision will be one of those things people talk about how crazy it was that we used to do. Kind of like lobotomies. Once you go real deep down the rabbit hole you find out some really dark and weird shit about it too. Like about the history of how we started doing it and why doctors still tell us to do it.

[@plasmapanasonic4741]

​@@adamgerald849the Jews populised cutting your penis off as a sacrifice to Moloch, srs

[@svenp6504]

It it's not just the tip, it's actually 1/2 the skin surface area of the dick that gets removed, and the part with the most nerve endings. Not cool.

[@johnroder5675]

Finally a sponsor we can all get up inside of

[@char_lizard8440]

Uncircumcised bros stand up!!!! ✊🐘

[@justinsmith4562]

Shut up

[@kyledodson2992]

Ant eaters unite

[@TheRealYoungAdolf]

😂😂 🐘 🐘

[@LukeTube_777]

We in this bitch! We were ridiculed in high school. Who's laughing now pussys.

[@Smchalerhp]

Getting circed should definitely be the guys choice later in life.

[@Dinckelburg]

Not in the AM bro

[@miketrujillo3677]

Tmi The doctor who circed me fucked up the surgery and had to do it again, i lost half my bird due to infection

[@NnullX]

You're insanely dumb

[@duchaneaux]

“Have you heard of the Manhood?” “Yeah.” “YOU HAVE?”

[@thecabbagefarmer1142]

“Why are you laughing you’re making a mockery out of the mangrate…”

[@KR-ki9hw]

If Matt really has a Wax Dong, I will buy one.

[@somarvitor]

Proprietary blend

[@HarryMaddison]

Wax Dong sounds like an Asian man who specialises in the eastern arts of dong maintenance

[@KR-ki9hw]

@@HarryMaddison Probably right. I knew I could not get an actual wax for my willie.

[@Cheesusrice69222]

Matt's proprietary dong wax

[@MattH-wg7ou]

Dong Wax

[@vinc4886]

Lol this idea sounds like it came from Randy Marsh 😂

[@thelongvirtuesignal8551]

Matt consoling his bird because it thinks its getting action from the bird helmet and getting swole up going "nah little dude its just a bird helmet slow down" killed me

[@gooftrooper1270]

They tried so hard not to have sponsors just for it to turn into this; so good lmaooooo. Shane later talking bout Louis making fun of them for having a patreon AND sponsors lmao. Ahhh the memories.

[@ChickDeese]

If theres no peepop in heaven im not goin

[@beauvankomen]

Matt is becoming my favorite person on the planet😂 so funny dude. Who tf thinks like this🤣

[@johnjohnjohnjohn921]

“Imagine if I was like eww labia are gross… off of them” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@etbearflags8046]

I think this is the best moment in the cast’s history

[@ItsNotJustRice]

The one liners in this episode alone is historical.

[@danareesullivan3126]

“But he did it first mama” omg 😭 the childishness she shows but then tries to act tough and make points is hilarious I can’t stop watching her cry

[@Liferoxwow]

Mssp dicksleeve sponsor feels right

[@curtise.gill67]

Thank God and all of creation for you two fellas. Absolutely ridiculous, but true of heart. You guys made me go get my rash checked out hahahaha.

[@seanwieland9763]

Don’t disparage the Man Grate. No more dry meat!

[@zachmontgomery1698]

Thank you daddy peepop. Shane and the shaman are on a darkness retreat and you’re just what we need now

[@Ivan2Jura]

I've had a friend who got circumcised in high school (post crumming) and he said he wouldn't recommend it to anyone. No offense but I don't know why Americans insist to do this to your kids 😂

[@GoalOrientedLifting]

If you look it up they got fooled by a jewish doctor who was into their weird purity culture 😂

[@basicfeelings8375]

Everytime I hear about Dong Wax it makes me laugh so much, everything is related to this

[@SmecklesGambler]

The uploads help being me on Deployments. Appreciate

[@mikecress8420]

cut boys be low key raging and laughing like me😅

[@KR-ki9hw]

"Bell End" is a UK for slang for cock or the knob. Also Knob End, Knob.

[@thejoelrooganexplosion2400]

yup

[@TheRealDebussyFarts]

I love it when you post Peepoppa Throw my thumb In the air Cuz you A true playa

[@thegoofystoic]

That magic eifhtball bit! Hahahaa

[@margaritaandthemasters]

"Canada is the silicon valley of dong maintenance." Canadian here. Can not confirm.

[@HipHopAn0n]

Circ'd might be the funniest word ive ever heard 😂😂😂

[@alexr9les]

3:00-3:23 quite possibly the worst time to take a bite of mushy cereal.

[@tylersova4492]

Good lord these guys are hilarious. Best podcast available.

[@ALC570]

They should commission you to make their thumbnails for them

[@NotShaneGillis]

This product sounds like some dude got super high and tried to think where the word “manhood” came from and then came up with an elaborate theory and a product because of it 💀💀💀

[@maylee5928]

Me and Matt are the exact same different phase every week

[@kylerwin]

Mad props to Pops 🤜

[@Chillibe]

Only KZbin channel i still listen to.

[@kylepatterson4793]

It's like a belt buckle hahaha

[@phoenixmunro1992]

I support Matt in the resurrection of foreskin

[@dukelombardi4565]

Thank you so much PeePop. The edits are great.

[@SomethingGamecatAdjacent]

Shoutout to this company for being the first. Go support them. Reclaim your foreskin

[@jefferymorton9704]

What the heck is going on..I hope WE GET MORE GILLY AND KEEVES

[@SLAPZ91]

Season 2 didn't come out that long ago

[@rgoo519]

This is an old episode right? Was there ever a dong update?

[@GLo1991]

So glad I’m not circ’d. Where my fellow sensitive dawgs at

[@MrM1lkcoupon]

Salesman Matt, true businessman at heart. He's selling tf out of his product. I want one and im 🍆 less

[@abcdeeeeedded]

Shout out to Randy

[@TheMannlyGamer]

Babe wake up. The dawgs are back.

[@blessedhands1674]

6:42 did cuh say water or wouder

[@donfillinger3571]

RESTORE THA FORE

[@ryankearney9874]

This a top 5 upload peepop good stuff homie

[@benluluck]

We love you peepop!

[@margaritaandthemasters]

Honorable Peepop, I love you and thank you, and may the gods bless you.

[@floreschris5574]

I agree with Matt, cave folks did not circ

[@Asaspades01]

The Peepop doth provide.

[@hunter12555]

Peak Matt here 😂

[@SoojArt]

oh boi I was waiting for this one, this entire saga is fucking hilarous kkkocks rise up

[@yankquinn9992]

Bell End is Irish/British

[@IHJello]

I forgot about this gem

[@donworryboutit3804]

Matt (what's it gonna be today?) McCusker.

[@jasperdoggydude]

Leakin' Smeg dude

[@NobleVagabond2552]

Bird helmet

[@isthisdom]

I'm peepop's only patreon subscriber

[@lkucare]

The good days

[@nathangasti7769]

"GDP has increased"- Canada

[@will.davlin]

Bought one fr

[@Bobby-uk2wo]

I swear Shane grew up the same as me, but my UC friends name was DD, not DT plus like every other childhood memory he explains

[@GeminiTuell]

i didnt circ my son. team kusker lol

[@TheJq32]

The boys are so young here

[@GdawgThefly]

I’m walking to the lords house in West Chester

[@YourLocalOverlord]

Praise be🙏 Let us commune..

[@mykneegrow2819]

Hilarious as always

[@brandonwhite4992]

0:58 😂😂😂

[@johnsnow6019]

Holy, this was hilarious

[@thedogs3467]

Need this with no slop this week

[@dorianearnest4648]

This product is just sheath without the undies surrounding it

[@marcusmccurty1769]

Anyone watching in 24 after the male member ep

[@floreschris5574]

Best sponsor

[@daleboyers7486]

Hearing a yank call it a "bell end" made me proud😅 I didn't think that had made it out the UK yet

[@sgt1terrence]

Lol theyll still suck it😂

[@CaseyDoesIt]

My church🙏

[@KennyP.Gemstone]

The national bird of Japan is a flaccid teenis. 🐔

[@timforti]

fracking?

[@famerhacker]

All for it

[@WATCHMYCLIPSZ]

*POPS!*

[@stevebarns577]

Matt sounds absolutely brainwashed

[@cedaradair665]

But fr does it work

[@DIE2dayORelse]

Matt and Shane look like the first dudes sacrificed to make random NPCs in video games

[@masonluv314]

Dick nest gang please stand up 🆙

[@SubjectDelta20]

I'm a huge MSSP fan but im starting to wonder if Matt's one of those flat-earther people. He's the Shaman for sure, but he does seem the type

[@yinghanfu9047]

Even their sponsorship is a bit.

[@joeribeiro2839]

Wrong clip to listen to while eating an egg sandwich..

[@bryanUFCFightPicks]

Moisture on your d pad is the best way to get an infection super fast. It’ll just be red bumps but it’s not cute trust me. I was using lotion on heat rash on my stomach and poof straight down town

[@somarvitor]

Lmao