MSSP - Shane Gillis On Border Control

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[@dougiecraig5113]

"Building a wall gives us the best ones" is the best take on immigration ive ever heard.

[@misanthropicservitorofmars2116]

They’re either coming in legally or their Olympic pole vaulters. Win win.

[@greenburg2276]

Most illegals immigrants are visa overstayers. Including elon musk

[@mexcellent227]

@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 lol

[@Efffshams]

Make the rio grande the new Panama canal

[@Beefinator5000]

​@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116also the third option, walking in where there's not a wall.

[@heatalldayy]

Shane as a border patrol agent would be the best thing to ever happen to tv/cinema

[@FirepowerFantasy]

"¿Puedo cruzar la frontera?" "Nuh uh"

[@kylealexander3517]

The new supper troopers

[@SomeoneElsesStory]

@@kylealexander3517I would die to see Shane in a super troopersesque movie

[@SorenSoSilly]

We to get some bright nyu or emerson student on it

[@brandon4391]

The closest is hulus border town, mildy funny

[@str8_white_mail]

Not even 10 seconds in… *“I got keef on my eyes”*

[@PLsexpicklePL]

Where’s the gabagool?!

[@ZeranZeran]

I was wondering if that's what he said it is indeed, lmao. I love Matt.

[@str8_white_mail]

@@Michael_Hunt you sound like you’re upset

[@Trashcansam123]

“El chapo looks like a drywall foreman” fucking LOL

[@user-jc8ez9iw2j]

The sad thing is, it's way more than 5 years. My friend came here as a baby and didn't gain citizenship until he was 23. I think we can let them in a better way, I wouldn't want them shoved in towns. Boyscouts can build a national park with insulated cabins why can't the lads, with a foreman and a translator. By the way, my lad friend.. is a HARD REPUBLICAN 😂. Like a watches political meetings that are two three hours long online of just old people droning on. He knows ukrainine is a blood war, he could be a politician. Like.. legit. His dad gained citizenship and he moved there as a baby, I feel he's a special case and it was good he stayed illegally. He should be able to legally stay. Also "There are many different reports about the number of American families who owned slaves. Most historians agree that the closest verifiable estimate is around 7%. This statistic is calculated by taking the average number of slave owners across the entire country in 1860. For this reason, it is important to note that the number of slave owners in southern states is higher than the rest of the country. Reports show that in some states, such as Mississippi, 49% of families owned slaves, while states like Pennsylvania and Massachusetts had no slave-owning families." Source:Study.com which is a recognized source that college students use to study Not many people owned slaves

[@MLHMODZ]

So accurate

[@TheMiist]

@@user-jc8ez9iw2jnot a single person read that

[@haleypoole9081]

@@TheMiist yes many did, why bother replying just to be an asshole?

[@Josh-hv2ze]

@@user-jc8ez9iw2jwtf are you yapping about

[@tonyreyes3780]

As a certified “Latd” I can say, there’s no way a pair of gator skin cowboy boots and an affliction t-shirt placed inside a snare, wouldn’t work

[@dixonyu4349]

You had me in the first half not gon lie 😂😂😂😂

[@SwampusMcGarniglus]

What about a cooler labeled "tamales $1"

[@ZeranZeran]

pointy zapatos

[@yurinmahass4802]

Bro, put in a Dragon Ball figure in there and its over.....

[@kevinhart8339]

I thought the picture was Kyle Rittenhouse

[@wodidos]

Damn he does look similar on this picture

[@yan6434]

@@wodidos It's the downy eyes, lmao

[@eriktheranga2410]

Lol

[@peckerthemecher]

@@yan6434that tard could shoot though, that’s for sure!

[@anniew4105]

You see Kyle?

[@humphet]

Angel is the name of the guy who murdered em... 1 minute in and im dyin

[@ryanm9308]

Talking about raping ; "Lad's gonna lad" lol

[@ThePulaskiPumper]

"If i ever complained when i was a kid my mom just told me to offer it up to Jesus" -Matt Touché

[@TheRealMrMustache]

That would be sick to have a heavily fortified southern border filled with physical and mental challenges, and give citizenship to anyone who could make it all the way through

[@FULLMETALCOUCH]

Honestly would be a better process then what we have now. “You’ve passed the obstacle course and the practical examination. Welcome to America.”

[@zzzzz45zzzzz79]

@@FULLMETALCOUCHwelcome to New York City here’s a gun

[@coolio2000]

​@@zzzzz45zzzzz79 The United states of homosexuality

[@ThroneOfDespair]

Rather have gator pits, gun turrets and mine fields....

[@shilohwehrmacht2947]

​@ThroneOfDespair honestly I wish the European invaders would just go back where they came from

[@ryanmiller2546]

The El Chapo joke was gold

[@maxwellfrost9701]

Praise to the Angel Mommies

[@souldier2875]

Hey hey and daddies

[@smileygladhands]

"We love our Somalis, we love our Muslims, oh they're so good, oh they're so sweet"

[@yakivpopavich]

US Service members moms who kids bit the bullet are called " Gold Star Moms " lol

[@josepholaynack1196]

What

[@marklynch1305]

That’s fucked lmao

[@NeggaNate]

Now I get why my "gold star medic" bit was taken so well 😂

[@dontsleeponyourstomach]

Bites za dusto

[@pinkpanther4291]

Just the mention of gold star families while I was in just filled me with deep sadness

[@jaredchamberlain5709]

Thanks for everything you do Peepop, you’re one of the legendary dawgs fr

[@curbwhiz2010]

Woof to Peepop. 🐶

[@cameroneckert0]

I love how you guys break down the barriers between right and left. They want us to fight.

[@greenburg2276]

They’re both owned by the same capital owners. Am they’re which right wing capitalists. And the inherent flaw of capitalism is capital owner spend their capital to influence society to better their class interests.

[@KToll5784]

⁠@@greenburg2276You can barely speak english and have zero life or professional skills and you never will. Of course you hate capitalism. Back to your cave.

[@SCHMALLZZZ]

​@@greenburg2276the average left winger is wealthier than the average right winger.

[@coryjohnson2486]

@@greenburg2276you’re DELUSIONAL if you don’t think those Limousine Liberals aren’t taking FULL advantage of Capitalism too.

[@AugustoPinochet-gi2ip]

@@coryjohnson2486 yeah he's saying rich lefties got rich from being economically conservative and working with industrialists.

[@Cr0wSt0rm]

that's why he keeps escaping through the pipes 🤣🤣

[@WcbJNt5R]

That Chapo joke is way too funny.

[@apelincoln1616]

He looks like Mario, that why he be escaping prison through pipes. Bloop,bloop,bloop😅

[@cloudbloom]

Thanks for the joint Peepop🤌

[@Charlieboy2680]

The worst Pizza place I've ever been to was called Goodfellas Pizza in Bayone New Jersey. It was so bad we believed it to be a front for a drug operation 😂

[@shmetienne]

in Bayone ? 100%

[@austinovyel6021]

Lmaoo the place that Dave Portnoy got kicked out of was a Goodfellas

[@Rehd66]

It was

[@jjayp1]

In contrast, Godfather's all you can eat lunch buffet was the sh!t when I was in high school

[@jeremyhanousek815]

The lads you speak off. Piss on their own country, how much respect do you think they will have for yours.

[@Beefinator5000]

Bad hombres

[@louieBlaster]

Lol you'll be fine.

[@deadlyydude5522]

peepop stays blessing the dawgz

[@tomkennish3630]

Shane vs. Dairy Queen should be on the card with Tyson /Jake Paul fight

[@user-zn8gg4dt7p]

Thanks peepop

[@Brimbino]

That mario joke is pure gold, im sure shane could turn that into a hilarious bit.. if he hasnt already

[@patriotjones5705]

Eye Laddy 😂😂😂😂 definitely need more " Good Lads "

[@jlshel42]

Love the way Matt says “eh-talians”

[@CardZoneMax]

Thanks Peepop!

[@souldier2875]

I was dying laughing at the angel daddy 😂

[@noahgregory9632]

Thanks for the new screensaver

[@brandengrasley9326]

Looks like a drywall Forman 😂😂😂

[@elwitchdoctor]

Lmaoo American Immigrant Ninja Warrior, they have to run up the warped border wall and press the buzzer to get citozenship

[@HasanPikerIsADouche]

RIP Laken Riley

[@matthewroca2716]

did you mean University of South California’s Head Coach Lincoln Riley

[@mattmarzula]

Laken*

[@okedoge]

​@@mattmarzula *Lincoln

[@dilloncrain9111]

​@@mattmarzulanah man Biden said it was USC head coach Lincoln Riley

[@anniew4105]

​@@matthewroca2716no the white girl murdered by a feral

[@kylestoyko9031]

Shane's killing it with these.

[@dildswagginz3408]

On a typical day in 1844, the average adult Irishman ate about 13 pounds of potatoes. At five potatoes to the pound, that’s 65 potatoes a day. The average for all men, women, and children was a more modest 9 pounds, or 45 potatoes.

[@dustinstjohn7453]

That sounds unsustainable from the get go. No wonder there was a famish.

[@FirstLast-gk6lg]

Daily? You mean weekly? Or bi-weekly?

[@dildswagginz3408]

@@FirstLast-gk6lg Nope, it does sound crazy, but I did more googling and keep coming across similar figures. Potatoes were about 90% of their total diet as they grew abundantly there and just about nothing else did. That was why the potato blight/famine was so ruinous for Ireland - they had virtually all their eggs (potatoes) in one basket. One news article wrote that: "Male labourers ate 6.5kg of potatoes every day, women and teenagers 5.1kg, and children 2.2kg... In pre-famine Ireland men were consuming 5,500 calories a day, women and teenagers more than 4,000 and children almost 2,000... poor and working class Irish people were very physically active, burning between 4,000 and 6,000 calories a day on manual labour such as farming, digging ditches, labouring and vigorous housework."

[@FirstLast-gk6lg]

@dildswagginz3408 bro I don't doubt the research and sources... but... just imagine 6.5kg of potatoes lol like wtf holy shit how tf do you eat that much potato. I love potatoes as much as anyone but christ that's like 14lb of potatoes

[@dildswagginz3408]

@@FirstLast-gk6lg Agreed, must have been pretty miserable, like an outer circle of hell just eating bland boiled potatoes day after day, year after year lol

[@sunfish9341]

feeling anxious today but peepop and the dawgs keep me grounded ❤

[@Chadhogan111]

Stop thinking, go do something

[@AnxiousStacker]

I'm with you completely

[@notagiantseaslug5523]

Rise up dawg, action is the solution to anxiety. You can do it. 💪

[@dylanhunt9936]

Banger clip Mr. Peepop

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

Everything in this pod I’m 100% here for and agree with whilst laughing my A off

[@DJMagikarp]

Hey you're pretty cute, are you gay?

[@themac3116]

Blessed is the Peepop

[@LEGENDNJ]

“I got keif on my eyes” beautiful start im 3 seconds in

[@TheNdfan125]

I’m so gay guys

[@AnxiousStacker]

Ohhhh.. we know lol

[@Roberto-de8xv]

Nick Mullen sucks

[@kyledodson2992]

All good dude, avoid Alabama, the Middle East and Asian parents and you’re golden

[@shitlaryclinton9775]

fuck yeah dude

[@codranine6054]

I never heard of Shane Gillis til about 3 days ago when these history videos started popping up

[@poppabless]

I love Matt’s “they’re just f*cken lads”

[@ryanm9308]

lads gonna lad bro

[@squeezylo]

I still don’t believe that Shane doesn’t have Downe’s syndrome…

[@fellowninja]

It's just about resources. There's only so much honey mussy to go around. It's ours, not theirs.

[@nothanks9503]

Here me out we have 1.5 billion lbs of cheese in storage we give the immigrants the cheese and force the government to store better food that more than 15% of people can digest

[@jackreilly4427]

Na it’s not ours it’s the douche billionaires in the country who own and you blame the illegals for problems.

[@MikeOxlong821]

Shane is spot on! They need to make it easier to get citizenship. But we don't want people coming in illegally. We want them to be legal and pay taxes like everyone else.

[@jjayp1]

I've been saying this forever. But the lizard people make it like this on purpose because they don't want an actual solution that works for everyone. Divide and conquer works much better

[@iap1997]

Lot of them do pay taxes. The IRS tax everybody it can. Saw mexicans and Chinese people using some special number to pay taxes. No ssn, but they still paid like the rest of us.

[@FlyinHawaiian808]

This is sooo good lol

[@shamerparkinson5382]

I don’t look at the news anymore I just wait for Shane

[@HaoPK]

Mental picture, I love it.

[@benjaminabney3690]

The background is the Border Wall at Sunland Park New Mexico kinda cool to see it on a Shane Gillis Video lol

[@AlexWaardenburg]

7:00 Turns from "Hand up your a$$" sound effects to sound border policy on a dime.

[@harlemstruggle]

All the Latins are going back.

[@raphagafloresol7069]

Let me guess, you're black and racist.

[@seanbuckley8935]

Matt reads “an article” and makes the rest of the story up.

[@jjayp1]

Lol truth

[@animaxima8302]

this guys laugh exactly like Beavis & Butthead

[@anniew4105]

The country was built for us and by us. It should serve our people and their intereste. No joke.

[@christiankoll1528]

Would you be OK with America's new slogan being "FUBU"?

[@scbs7768]

Was built by immigrants lol

[@anniew4105]

@@scbs7768 white ones

[@thisfooreallysaid]

@@christiankoll1528who is us?

[@christiankoll1528]

@thisfooreallysaid well I think the person who's comment this is posted under was inferring "us" as the descendants of the European settlers and thier slaves. I think that's pretty short-sighted and misses the point of what America is today, so I made a dumb reply.

[@johndoe9672]

wow these guys are out of the loop on this topic

[@jackreilly4427]

What’s in the loop to you?

[@user-tm8jt2py3d]

It's from a few different episodes, and I wish they were listed so we could see the dates. These guys have evolved on most ideas, like a lot of people over the past decade, and you can track it depending on the date.

[@dannypope1860]

Trump didn’t start calling them that… lol. They have been called that for nearly two decades.

[@JG-ib7xk]

So trump just made everyone else aware of the cringe?

[@andrewcarey6116]

They need to do it right and wait like me and my fiance had to.

[@JdmgjnFjahgks]

You married a squatemalan? Gross

[@tosseddwarf]

Top tier lad, we've got the best lads, I saw this lad and said WOW what a lad...

[@samael4550]

Gotta love Shane trying to rein in Matt …

[@yarsivad000.5]

Before Britain got the India, India was divided up by a bunch of warlords and constantly at war.

[@WBDelgado]

Everyone's rapin ... lmao

[@WBDelgado]

ANGEL DAD! LMAO

[@hgriff14]

angel dad is the funniest thing ive heard this week

[@ModernMusashi]

The fucking el chapo mario bit😂😂 ”dudududu” :DD

[@modelopapi8617]

it's actually "American Fighter" shirts not affliction 😂

[@chrisschrock5117]

There is already a wall....lmfao

[@tnt737373]

Praise be the dawgz

[@anydaynow]

Is there something wrong with calling murdered children angels? What?

[@memoryhero]

Dude, Angel Dad was fierce.

[@darthrib1281]

I always thought angel moms was a term for mothers thay lost their babies or had miscarriages

[@jamesbong4208]

Big wall 🧱 BIG ASS GUNS!

[@ChillAssTurtle]

95% of all the illegal entry of ppl n drugs go through at legal ports of entry.

[@knighttyme22]

Gotta make it like american ninja warrior

[@JdmgjnFjahgks]

Just do land mines. Would be so fun to go watch

[@ChillAssTurtle]

@@JdmgjnFjahgks if youre so horny to murder children just keep payin voting republican.

[@dingus6317]

@@JdmgjnFjahgksAlligators with lasers

[@christianfritz3373]

Anyone got a link to that pod hes talking about😊

[@darbycorphealth1577]

Shane’s good vs. bad actors estimates are insanely generous.

[@callumstarr1143]

ohhhh tommy tommy

[@Hanaboy100]

Angel moms? Totally out of context 😂

[@ethanschlong4662]

We need a border so damn bad

[@McMullet94]

I was just at the border !

[@ClericChris]

ICE Special Agent Gillis

[@jaydubs6354]

Uber eats 😂😂😂

[@TheChuckFina]

Peepop saves the day.

[@phyllis.mp3]

blessed

[@Truffle_Pup]

Peepop my dude, there's another Viet/Thai channel nicking your vids. This one is called MIA. Just a heads up.

[@gheuk984]

You're an angel mom, here are some gold sneakers...2024.

[@nothanks9503]

We need strong secure Squirters

[@bennygonzales7203]

Hear me out, matt and shane as highway patrol officers

[@ryanarborist]

I heard an interview from a dispensary worker that kief can really mess your eyes up. Theyre like microscopic razors.

[@intruative]

The fuck? I've never heard or experienced this, but I guess I can see how that would be a problem.. is it like the crystals or the actual plant matter itself?

[@ryanarborist]

@@intruative the guy said crystals. I can't link it but it was Soft White Underbelly with the dispensary worker.

[@intruative]

@@ryanarborist new fear unlocked 😭

[@NSJonesy94]

Be handling that grinder a bit more carefully now 😂

[@doinksinthePM]

No, they're not. They're still going to irritate your eyes but it's not as if it's causing any micro lacerations like you'd expect to see from any material with small razor like particles such as obsidian glass powder or perlite dust.

[@Oblio1942]

I fucking slammed my head real hard and got a concussion, I went to an urgent care and they told me my eggs were scrambled. Now I cant smell anything. Its been like 5 years and I cant smell anything.

[@Jordy40Growing]

Have you tried sticking your nose up your ass and taking a good shnort?

[@ClericChris]

Can we please build an American Latin Ninja Warrior course on the border?

[@harleygriffin3283]

Where can we watch shane on the immigrant podcast. Cant find it. 20:10

[@winkyflex7826]

God bless

[@kula7465]

10:05 God father’s pizza was owned by Herman Cain 😂 a black republican presidential candidate.

[@SatansSimgma]

Fixing the problem would require giving amnesty to millions and stop Americas anchor baby policy.

[@Longbranchking]

Deport instead of amnesty

[@christopherrodriguez9554]

Soldiers who die over seas there families are called gold star families

[@JosephLangwasser]

Peepop is fuckin sick

[@JBisrisen]

Praise be the dawgs

[@ih8stuff3]

A few too many Swipers, not that many Dora's. Diego's already been on a site for weeks.

[@sammann2002]

Yooooo the shaman talking about Tommy Robinson what is going on

[@miketrn16]

Least concerning Poughkeepsie interaction.

[@breadtoasted2269]

I’m for a wall but we should have fun with it. Like have some sections a maze other sections just water, a random section with a pyramid for some reason

[@universalhip-hop4164]

Matt compairing houses to countries so confidently is hilarious 😂