Nursery web spider - Trading a fly for sex

[@nicolobalestrino]

Humans: Dating is hard Spider: She will literally eat me if she wants

[@roman9577]

LMAO

[@juan-carlosfrancois8498]

Lmao truueee!!

[@alicepooper8270]

I think it's adorable that he wraps it

[@matishofman3933]

ye it looks so nicely maden

[@ashtton_tapiwa]

All about the presentation

[@nathancruzvazquez9311]

i think you're adorable

[@digital107-_-]

@@nathancruzvazquez9311 keep it in your pants Nathan

[@nathancruzvazquez9311]

@@digital107-_- one of your comments is "them thick thighs" mind ya own bizness

[@Dantaroen]

lol when he showed up and she attacked him "you lil' shit i told you not to retur....uuuuh is that for me? =3"

[@TeamCandiru]

Dantaroen it's a story as old as time itself

[@rafdpedro8775]

Team Candiru This reminds me of a man and a prostitute.

[@missingno.5597]

That's how you know she's 100% Quality wife material.

[@nottoeztoforget8705]

Dantaroen this comment make me boner wtf?

[@RandomBitterMan]

Hold up woman😂

[@giomartino6]

Damn this shit is so relatable gotta feel for this dude putting his life on the line for some tail respect

[@christopheranzovinio5893]

He did survive, so I'm guessing that was his side piece lol

[@Veroveren]

still a better love story than twilight. 😢

[@muratgunduz4666]

👍🏻😀

[@mickeyesplinn5846]

🤣 I was not expecting that

[@christopheranzovinio5893]

F Teams Edward and Jacob. We know Team Charlotte's the baddest bitch.

[@animetextbook6266]

Roses are red Violets are sour How much will 3 flies get Maybe an hour?

[@malva446]

Na that doesn’t fit

[@brentcarranza6404]

Roses are red Violets are blue How much will 3 flies get maybe an hour or two?

[@Jordan-po8dn]

Bees are yellow And candy is sour Heres 3 flies just for an hour

[@breeze8065]

b4 its devoured

[@OfficialNetworkFluff]

Maybe an hour or two?

[@CalebAndPrincess]

Misleading video, I tried this on a girl and she slaped me :(

[@CrniWuk]

Did you bring jewelry or flies?

[@martinet1985]

CrniWuk lol 😁

[@hanz8029]

Did you check if she was vegan?

[@missingno.5597]

Your gift wasn't good enough you pleb. Don't blame the flawless system when you just suck lol.

[@accursedatom236]

caleb nicholls what food item did you use?

[@NecroFtsy]

Pretty much like humans.

[@caglarcakar6935]

Thankfully, human females are not giants.

[@sweetjs3922]

kafa1500 death by sun snu

[@GAZAMAN93X]

+kafa1500 no.... but if she doesn't like you she takes your kid, your house, your valuables, your money,etc.... in other words you have no life..... basically if you were the spider and got eaten ..

[@CrniWuk]

Actually, the spider would be even luckier ... the human male has to live on. See kidz, learn from this spider. Don't marry. Don't mate. Get a dog for your feelings. And a fleshlight for your pecker.

[@pixelthis950]

CrniWuk lmao

[@Schecterdemon6]

Fly digger prank (it worked!) (Fangs pulled) (In da web) (I got her pregnant?!)

[@npc-if6zw]

(gone arachnoid)

[@macrodic1898]

underated

[@beanpo2456]

Hoeman instead of hooman

[@Tooprow]

this comment fucking got me

[@a1xon]

Thank you guys for producing this wonderful content.

[@TeamCandiru]

a1xon thanks for watching!

[@sabroosh]

@@TeamCandiru do you know the title of the score (soundtrack)? Thank you

[@circamaniac11]

The bigger the gift the longer she will let him mate.......we’re not so different, them and us........

[@gabrieltejeda5830]

These spiders gettin more bitches then me

[@shinichithompson6458]

Gabriel Tejeda ikr

[@CrimeaRiver]

Would you still be jealous if we shared the risk of being eaten by our bitches?

[@stinkybobjr4778]

Same

[@Databat123]

Kinda is happening, take a look at my bank account

[@missingno.5597]

Databat123, cant' unless you post your information.

[@JukesMcGee]

I always look forward to seeing these videos in my feed.

[@TeamCandiru]

Udai Taxim thanks! That means a lot to us. Apologies for the long delay since the last one. Hopefully we'll be putting them out a bit more regularly.

[@beanmariocow8601]

“And off he goes, searching for another partner...” Life ain’t easy

[@Th3VirtualGam3r]

He could also get eaten, you never know which sex might be your last

[@CHlNlTO2007]

Titan407 the battle of the sexes

[@frog6992]

His entire life is just eat sleep and wait to fuck. The only path that would lead to this breaking is if the girl decides of just fucking eat him

[@yneshAshanti]

Man's living on the edge

[@Kajiyoushun]

Your dad didn't go to the gas station all those years ago, he was actually a spider.

[@florianrahultopno881]

The female spider suddenly approaching the male one was one of the best jumpscares I have experienced in my life..

[@thelion8797]

I wish you guys received more views, your content is amazing and never fails to impress me! Keep up the great work!

[@sandhitalenoir6057]

it is always a good idea to get your woman a big meatball sandwich lest she decides to eat you..😑

[@Seatasi]

ill give you a meatball sandwhich that's for sure

[@nasimsiddiqui1208]

xxx

[@michaelleighwilliams8372]

But i want her to eat me tho

[@antenedilbert7191]

I'd love to be eaten. Than live alive

[@mrjohndownzz2392]

Well if I get what the spider gets in return then... I'm all for it.

[@o_o-037]

Tis' like they say: To avoid being killed for sex, be a gentleman and provide a gift so show you care. Don't be rude like humans.

[@JaxBlade]

2:27 So it is just like us then

[@TheCammunist]

I could've gone my whole life without seeing spiders bang... Thanks KZbin.

[@CrniWuk]

I am not sure what is more creepy, watching those spiders ... or listening to that voice explaining everything ...

[@x_griffin_x]

When you can't watch porn, so you gotta compromise.

[@mollytov8407]

Interesting

[@ivancolak8633]

Hol up

[@j-ving7304]

@@ivancolak8633 Hol up

[@treavesiangola4654]

Ewww😂😂😂

[@generalhypocrisy1876]

I think it’s sexy oh yeah

[@SnoozingtonnMusic]

First the jewel wasp video, now this? You’ve just earned yourself a subscriber.

[@TeamCandiru]

Thanks! Do check out our Diving Bell Spider video as well!

[@ItstheFREEDOM]

"Hey babe. Your fly is open" "but I am not wearing any pa....ooohhhhhh" " ;) "

[@thecoolcarhd4402]

Hantai much?

[@chicken2695]

Holy Jesus

[@OfficialNetworkFluff]

@@thecoolcarhd4402 hentai*

[@death_beforedishonor4881]

Damn even nature itself has fuckbois.... nice 👍🏽

[@ToughDuff]

I laughed so hard

[@999UwU-n]

Lil Jesus and that got me weak😂😂

[@crad5476]

You mean sluts. Amazing.

[@managario4449]

not my proudest fap

[@m4rdoo]

Lmao wtf😂😂

[@malva446]

WTF

[@JBDossie]

It is mine.

[@purpleroosta6050]

the fly was a paid actor

[@mikedoja6704]

The narrator is half the magic of these videos. Incredibly shots.

[@FloodRabbit541]

the old switcheroo

[@isocryd]

“Take your date to a buffet” I hear you loud and clear.

[@HorrorFangirl34]

Wow, this is super rare footage! I love these spiders. I see them pretty often, but I have never seen them mating before.

[@Enter_the_Toshiverse_1996]

This is essentially like how a man buys an engagement ring, presents it to his girlfriend and asks her to marry him. The male spider is presenting the female an "engagement" fly and asking her to "marry" him

[@NailHeavenAshford]

Then he bangs and goes and she realises the ring is cheap crap. Hmmm I think I’ve been there. 🤔

[@Enter_the_Toshiverse_1996]

@@NailHeavenAshford No, after they bang she'll eat him, and the nutrients from his body help nourish her body so can safely deliver her eggs. It's the Circle of Life! 😂😂😂

[@youngbladex96]

​@@NailHeavenAshford it's hard out here for mating I wonder how long it took for one spider say I got alil bit of money lets see if a gift will work ,every girls love gifts.

[@jb_]

Can't beat a bit of spider sexy time. Good work TC.

[@alexa.davronov1537]

These filming skills. Amazing. Thanks for sharing!

[@vlbonnie]

tfw bae only likes u for ur flies :(

[@danielle604]

jelf the elf ur muny

[@victormuhia750]

These videos are humbling, the realities of nature and existence

[@hvacguy11]

How crazy is that even humans do this lol such a small world

[@PatratPeteisAWESOME]

All I got from this was... Spider: Lemme smaaash~

[@ncmariofan3605]

If Bug's Life was on HBO, this would be it

[@michaelc5722]

For anyone wondering, it was a boy, baby weighed 4.2 and they called him speter

[@joshgriffin7646]

I had a pet nursery web spider. She was huge and so tame. She' almost always let me hold her. But she died about a year or two ago. I found her underneath an inflatable kiddie pool and put in a container, moved her to her encloser. When ever I tired to hold her at first she'd freak but sh3d never bite me. Then after a while she learned that it was ok

[@samuelrodriguez9130]

Let me guess u woo' d her with arachnids 🤔

[@emandarx5381]

I have one in my bathroom right now

[@sgdeluxedoc]

Spider politics: I can just see it now.. spidey cruising the web and a hot spideress approach him.. "wanna make some eggs?" "Oh yeah.. crawl into my web, baby" "OK that's 2 flies" "Hey what happened to one fly?" "Cost of living, babe" "... Already lost 2 webs from them clumsy bumblebees today!"

[@PrincessBubblegum]

Him:I give you this gift Also him:Ok love is over see you never

[@robbanks50]

And thanks for not eating me

[@ciaranmcmullan6509]

Sounds like my ex

[@cargopants4097]

Your ex brought you a fly

[@CRex]

The male spider looks like he's wearing little boxing gloves.

[@TheBluechili93]

"Housewife has no money and pays pizzaboy another way"

[@Huff-Productions]

Lmfaooo

[@Bmedeiros-youtube]

I keep and breed these as pets. And it’s really interesting and kinda funny to watch.

[@christopheranzovinio5893]

You need turtles bro. Funny doesn't begin to describe their throes of intimacy.

[@pawspawlisko4025]

My fav channel now Excellent narration!

[@TeamCandiru]

Welcome aboard! Thanks for watching!

[@Kifitox]

spider whores -_-

[@minomasters7527]

Kifitox p

[@skunk12]

The idea of "flowers and candy" is so antiquated.

[@crackosaurus]

I didn't expect to see two spiders fucking today, I think I expect too much from myself

[@crockstonyt]

>be me >watching your wasp cockroach zombification video >accidentally click on something at the end while not looking >spider sex

[@lordsatiin1362]

Man, spiders are so dang cute look at him all "warp that bitch a fly, bitches love flies"

[@Rainok]

“Hey babe, here’s a fly, wanna f..k?” “I love flies, sure let’s f..k”

[@Monsieur_Cauchemar-YT]

The George Costanza of spiders. Mixing food with sex.

[@beesnees3758]

i think its a fair deal.

[@ViolentRainbow]

I give you this fly now you have my 800 babies

[@jamie_marie_]

SrGrafo sent me here and I don't know how to feel.

[@ronch550]

I guess courting by giving gifts is such a primal behavior.

[@ix69yn]

Wow, a dinner and a home run on a first date? Not too shabby!

[@corruptedmember2568]

CJ: Hey Denise, beautiful Denise: CJ, do you think iam special? CJ: of course! I brought you food! Denise: ok lets do the dirty bang

[@Horrid_Beast]

Oh so when the spider does it, its seen as normal. BUT WHEN I DO IT, I'M LABLED A CREEP!

[@MouseX1000]

"The bigger the gift the longer she'll allow him to mate with her." so does that also apply to rocks on fingers then? XD

[@missundercover97]

Your videos are satisfying and scary at the same time :D

[@neckromonger]

I really love your videos Team Candiru, you guys deserve more recognition and quick question what channel is your videos broadcasted on?

[@TeamCandiru]

Thanks, glad you enjoy them! The best place to see our films is right here! Do please consider subscribing!

[@neckromonger]

Of course I'm subscribed and I'll be keeping an eye out for your uploads!

[@anthonygregory3680]

@@TeamCandiru u guys r the best just started watching today and been hooked every since. And I'm at work!!!!!

[@anthonygregory3680]

@@TeamCandiru u guys r the best, just started watching and I'm hooked.And I'm at work!!!!!

[@joebloggs7303]

"The larger the gift, the longer she will allow him to mate with her" - also true in homosapiens

[@VictorFursov]

Thank you for interesting story!

[@TeamCandiru]

Thanks! Thanks for watching! And do please check out our other videos, we aim to make interesting educational content all about invertebrates!

[@MediaSock]

2:27 Hmm, every time I use the same pick-up line all I get is a slap across the face. "How long will this🪰get me?"'

[@Doesitslap101]

the law of equal exchange

[@realkekec4028]

Humans: Dating is hard Spider:Hold my beer

[@CharmingBullfrog7]

Nursery web spider!? They look like the wolf spiders.

[@griffenb4809]

I love this side of KZbin

[@stephaniecarr6984]

" The larger the gift, the longer she will allow him to mate with her." Sounds about right...lol... Who knew that the courtship/mating rituals of spiders were so similar to our own?

[@arthurpierce6592]

This spider is a fly digger

[@jackwilliams4531]

Bro got a quickie and dipped off 😂😂

[@MerchantIvoryfilms]

What happens in Vegas...

[@nimonmorshed]

can i buy this footages?

[@TeamCandiru]

I'm more than happy to license it to you.

[@nimonmorshed]

Ok. That's great.So, what is the procedure of buying this video?

[@TeamCandiru]

Drop us an email at teamcandiru [at] gmail [dot] com and we can talk you through it

[@boomborgoyari5781]

I knew the comments would be as entertaining as the video.

[@Duk3Silv3r]

Beat those spider cheeks. I guess?!

[@heru-deshet359]

"My dear, I bring Spanish Fly. May I do you"?

[@obstipuit]

the biggest spider (by legspan) i ever saw in the wild in connecticut was a male nursery web spider :D

[@guidomista8448]

I just watched two spiders having sex... no, no, I dont think I'm winning.

[@leepalmer7082]

See spiders have Christmas as well as us

[@gost2633]

I heard that some spiders actually wrap up either already eaten and sent husks or pieces of leaves and stuff and give it to the female to pretend they caught something LOL

[@NailHeavenAshford]

Probably. Kind of like the crap gifts I’ve often had. I buy them a MacBook Pro and I get given a dressing gown. 😔

[@sabrinatheteenagebitch6805]

Why do all my dates also end up like this

[@block4562]

What a fucking chad spider, nice job bro

[@hurt3989]

Best title ever

[@ushi7715]

Instructions not clear, cat got stuck in ceiling fan

[@ActionJelly]

Goddamnit SrGrafo

[@HamsterBoi330]

And this is how flying spiders are born...

[@ZnSstr]

my cat likes your content

[@PDoubleV]

Keep up the good work candiru you'll get your big break soon!

[@Anti-tg3kw]

Read the title and were looking forward to the comment section 😂

[@BugTypeTrainer]

Wait what nursery web is it? Are they wolfies? I cant tell

[@villainposse8216]

How do you get this close of camera to them ?

[@TeamCandiru]

GT4 DR1FT3R capture a couple of spiders at the right time of year, bang them in a tank and away you go.

[@Jagonath]

They missed the bit where some spiders double wraps a ball of nothing in web, and the female spends the night trying to find the "meal".

[@Jugdjay]

Sounds scary to be a male spider. If you screw up your date, your girl literally eats you for dinner.

[@heavychevy2289]

Even in the insect word.. you gotta pay for some a*#😂

[@tdavidson7147]

Do spiders get pleaser from mating

[@Inertio]

good question!

[@aeclipsae]

Me the entire video: *poor fly*

[@JPLamoureuxsTravels]

👌 Great video, spiders my favourite subject 😁 ....