Nuts, Adaptability, Nintendo, Scams | Constellation, Episode 67

[@DCD328]

S tier group. Great episode! Micah and Chris play off each other so well. I'd really like to see them on stuff together more regularly.

[@donjohnson7491]

I agree. It's my favorite group

[@lewatoaofair]

I want a Micah episode of Snark Tank so bad.

[@tasx11]

@@lewatoaofair SAME. I wanna see the palpable stress in Chris handling Micah with Sween and Derrick as the angel and devil on her shoulders lmfao

[@matthewwalsh1468]

100% agreed! This is the best 4-some we have at LSM!! 😊

[@tasx11]

What’s that? The doctor called for 50 cc’s of the Dagster?

[@Sokka2Me]

Intro ✨ - 0:01 Banter 🗣️ - 0:28 Topic 1: Nuts 🥜 - 1:01:02 (yes, really) Topic 2: Adaptability - 1:45:07 Topic 3: Nintendo 🍄 - 2:42:28 Topic 4: Scams 🎣💸 - 3:36:16

[@Thecomedian1243]

Thank you for always doing the timestamps! It’s crazy they didn’t get into the first topic until an hour 😅

[@opticghost3333]

Thank you :)

[@mikeyroos4229]

Hold on hold on hold on... We know Micah's dad listens to this show and she's still throwin out gems like "I got an old catcher's mitt for Colin to play with"??!!! 🤣🤣 Yo I have no idea how the show just kept moving after that one, it killed me 🤣🤣

[@Chimaru13]

I rewinded 3 times to see everyone's reaction

[@rickscandon]

She just kind of slid that one in there

[@BLonsdale912]

Also "I like when I bite into the donut and it shoots in the back my throat"

[@georgewatson963]

It's OK Pops takes it in stride She's a grown up

[@Tatman2TheResQ]

Dagan: "I only like Five Guys for the peanuts." Chris: 🫨 Micah: 😱 Colin: 😡

[@dabaronious]

Dread it, run from it, the muffster arrives all the same

[@jjkazempour]

THIS is Constellation. Legendary episode. You're all unhinged in this episode, and I love it 😂

[@thestonersensei]

Knowing Micahs Dad Watches The Show And Hearing Some Of Her Wild Ass Takes Like The Donuts Is Crazyy 😂

[@user-dj9iu2et3r]

This was the best episode of constellation ever. This group gels so well. Have you guys considered doing episodes with this group that don’t have specific topics?

[@MrMartyPlays]

Great hosting from The Muffster.

[@BDreGaming]

I'm loving hearing the love for Conan! He's probably my favorite overall entertainer of all time. His late night show started right after I graduated from high school, and I started watching him religiously every night. Him and Howard Stern are probably the greatest ever in my opinion. He's also a huge history buff like Colin is.

[@TheTerp97]

This is def one of the top episodes

[@goblingirlgaming]

Micah, I’m old as fuck and don’t normally comment but girl I love the Bruins and I’m a Canadian. I get so much shit from the guys but I don’t care. I’ve dug through 5 feet of snow to unearth the bbq for grilling. There was one episode where I heard you talk about different grades of charcoal and I need to know more now. Thank you so much for being the lady amongst the boys that keeps me coming back to listen. I love games but it’s so hard to find a genuine lady that does too. I’d love to talk sandwiches and meat cuts sometime. And if you do read this hire the networking guy, he can fix it in an afternoon, I’m a network engineer and telecommunications expert, what he said sounds legit. Tell Colin to call me if he wants the standings…lmao I looked one night and Boston were #1 so I’m not gonna check for the next two games. As long as I know they made it I don’t care. Game 3 tomorrow is gonna be awesome though. I’m gonna make wings. My fav cheesecake crust is almonds. Pecans are too rich so only candied usually. But my fav is mini blueberry bagels with strawberry cream cheese and a pecan half on top.

[@kadabur]

Chris and Micha are hilarious 😂😂😂 “wow thats an amazing statement micha, i gotta play animal crossing on my 3ds” -💀

[@defeatingvetis490]

1:41:58 the two brothers reaction has me dying

[@desertgsrider1]

"One legged Voltron" is one of the best intros I have ever heard!

[@clashclay]

Great combo!

[@matthewwalsh1468]

4:08:18 - Got 'em all right at the finale there! Great work Dagster, you have this hosting thing downpat, Good Sir!! 😊

[@hododod246]

2:44:56 Colin you don't sort companies's successes based on the revenue. A company can still make ungodly amount of revenue but at the end they might end up loosing money. Sony makes most revenue yes but their profit margin is very low. That's why they are laying off people left and right. Reduce the cost and increase profit margin. Can they make that much money without spending that much money? Professional analyst evaluate the company performance they look at the financial statement as a whole. Do they have debt? What is the asset under management? What is the cash flow? There are lots of other parameters. I can answer to your question with another question. Last of us part 2 and Animal Crossing New Horizon's came at same year. Last of us Part 2 has sold around 10 million and animal crossing sold 45 million. And both games are full price 60 dollar game. Animal Crossing is still 60 and Last of us part 2 is around 35. So question is that which game's development cost is higher? Nintendo sell more game, don't make discount, sell lots of copy and they spend less on development.

[@gothichellokitty]

im not yet finished with this episode. im at where micah is ranking her favorite types of nuts, so i know its going to be a banger regardless. i really just wanted to say that i would love an all moriarty podcast. maybe some sisters, some parents, maybe a helene, or a micahs dad. anyway, thanks for the hours of excellence while i do my taxes, everybody! 🖤🖤

[@danielmcclory8675]

Chris doing Trump impressions on video games is the fuckin funniest thing I've heard. The confidence in which he says Japanese names 😂😂😂

[@BDreGaming]

It's been a very interesting year for me as a fan of Detroit sports. It was an absolute dream come true season for the Lions, and then the Pistons had one of their worst seasons ever. Now the Tigers have been very interesting, they were the last undefeated team in MLB for a while.

[@MrSlicksuperman]

Micah! The Pacifier stars Vin Diesel, not The Rock!

[@Sokka2Me]

Muffin, you broke my heart with the nut takes

[@ADukesJustice]

1hr in until the first topic, love to see it

[@matthewwalsh1468]

3:33:44 - Micah, I gotta' say, that's (honestly), the FUNNIEST thing I've ever heard you say! Made my day, TY!! 😂😊

[@robertdean387]

Wendy’s over 5 Guys is a HOT take. I can’t get onboard with this… Great show all!!❤

[@Shutupletstalk]

Wendy's over 5 guys is pure insanity

[@georgewatson963]

Micah I can't believe with all the baseball talk You didn't mention your favorite player WADE BOGGS😂❤

[@_Meatball_]

Micah watching every Bruins game and not knowing where they are in the standings is WILD

[@PlayLaughLogan]

We need Dagan to record a new intro for the show if he'a gonna stay host! He deserves to do the "blah blah brought to you by patreon" intro before the actual video starts

[@Tatman2TheResQ]

Enjoyed the 50 minute intro. Very casual and funny.

[@vizionaryentertainment8464]

Chris is the highlight of constellations, guy is hilarious should look into stand up lol

[@JSilv3r]

1:41:43 all time stelly moment 😂

[@dark_taco]

Chris and Micah had me dying this entire episode 😂😂😂

[@jyoung188]

Happy national hotdog week everyone! 🌭

[@TheWhitePenny]

The glizzy goblet

[@Jacknife_]

I learned so much about nuts! Look I know nuts, been around them for 39 years but I still learned about nuts I never knew. Knowledge is power and knowing is half the battle!

[@BDreGaming]

"Chairman of the B O R E D" 😂

[@martinclarke1891]

Helena was on Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge, not Black Parade. Both were great albums.

[@thefattmish]

Great episode. Glad to connect with you guys on the lack of understanding with the whole wrestling world. I liked it in grades 3-5 and then grew up.

[@boots8562]

Mama Micah is the MVP! I kinda want to see a Wrestlemania 40 spoilercast review starring Micah! For both nights!

[@obba40]

Myamoto hasnt had a big part in development for a while now. Yes he still gives advice or has ideas but mostly his role is now outside of the development. So it wouldnt make a huge difference.They already mixed younger developers with help from veterans for their ips.

[@chipsandip]

Killin it with the INTROS!!!

[@soarvivalist]

The water used to grow a plant is not lost or destroyed, it returns to the environment.😂

[@ObjoGaming]

It's Peanut Butter Dagster Time

[@teza1383]

Love hearing Micah talk wrestling. Wrestling ep, when??? Guaranteed to hit your target demo😂

[@coreyvought6268]

Honestly Colin is just as crazy as Micah with sports, just the opposite 😂

[@kadabur]

Lmaoo thats true

[@TheRealMurKziLLa]

We need Chris to guest cast for a week on all the shows as Trump, or as a bit where a patron member sent in a video with his thoughts on the matter only to revel to the mysterious audience member in know other than "Trump" plylayed by Chris. I commented something similar on the Sacred Symbols video this week, too.

[@linkinparkblink182ro]

PLEASE DO A COMMUNITY KNOCKBACK. My favorite TV series

[@MrXmoda]

What a great lineup

[@shawndenoms]

That's a lot of nuts! That'll be 4 bucks baby! Would you like fries with that?

[@Shynotic]

I’m watching the scam segment and coincidentally get this text while watching “What industry area are you currently working in? How are you?”

[@matthewwalsh1468]

4:07:10 - Easy solution C-Man, get loaded on Old Fashioneds!! 😂

[@captainhook3962]

Been a fan of Conan O’Brien since his late night show which I started watching in the 90s. I’m still watching his stuff now especially the new HBO.

[@masoncusack]

Micah's wildin

[@Mitun13]

As someone with a Nut allergy it really sucks the only ones I can have are cashew and Pine nuts. I used to be able to consume peanuts before trying Walnuts, sadly Walnut and pecan are a killer for me and I nearly died from it and had to get tested for it.

[@nathanielaprill5299]

1) Pecans (roasted & lightly salted) 2) Pistachios 3) Peanuts (roasted and salted) 4) Walnuts (black walnuts are my fav but admittedly an acquired taste) 5) almonds 6) hazelnuts 7) sunflower seeds(?) 8) cashews 9) chesnuts 10) macadamias ...on the note of Mica saying how not liking certain nuts is possibly racist, my dad's side of the family all call Brazil nuts '(n*word) toes' and all I knew is I couldn't stand the taste, texture or even cracking them open when I was a kid. I'd easily say I love the 1st 7 on my list and would eat them every day as a snack if I could afford it.

[@Shinobifoxx]

I thought it was "ahead of the curb" for the longest time. ... And honestly I can make it make sense

[@Gorack88]

I just had a thought that had me cracking up. Collin said that Micah’s dad listens to all the episodes. Do you think he caught Micah’s catcher mitt joke???

[@cuccamunga]

John DiMaggio was great in Better Call Saul too.

[@Konoba7]

Super late but the switch has KZbin and Crunchyroll. They know their audience 😂

[@CardboardistYT]

Blinded by the Light is written by Bruce Springsteen. He even has a recorded version himself.

[@Shrewdy1]

It's Peanut Butter Stelly Time

[@DuckyDoGaming]

Damn this was a great episode

[@Not_Liquid]

This was a top tier episode

[@Aleut1]

They tried to do that scam to my uncle pretending to be me in a crash around 15 years ago. He thought one of my friends was trying to scam him.

[@Julie111110]

Trump impersonations are so tired and played out but goddamn does Chris absolutely kill me every time he does it 😅

[@odintdk4489]

Best episode in a very long time! Was laughing way too many times. Fucking Chris :D

[@Thecomedian1243]

2:22:28 Wasn’t the pacifier with vin diesel, not the rock?

[@user-vr1sk5fv4v]

This might be the dream team, maybe change dag for gene. But incredible episode

[@DLan720]

It’s 2024. WHERE ARE MY TIME STAMPS??

[@grashoprsmith]

"Dorf"❤

[@Yazeed99]

1:30:23 someone clip Chris and Colin's reaction please

[@c-los512]

Great episode.

[@paul_bellini]

Micah is crazy, you know.

[@ToxMod]

Nuts.. and how to adapt to them. 1:29:28 😂

[@mettelindegardnielsen9411]

As I see it the main reasons for third party AAA games not being a huge part for nintendo's consoles, comes from competition/survival in the console market. To start of with they lost the third party support because playstation through making development eassier(when they brought up psygnosis, which through established an association with SN Systems) and by paying third party to choose them over Nintendo(either they could afford to pay more for third party because they were bigger than nintendo, like xbox did when they tried to get into the console market, or nintendo was arrogant enough not to fight harder for the third party support). Later on Nintendo lost third party support because they stopped trying to compete with power, and yhat is a barrier for third party AAA games. And Nintendo stopped competing with power, since even if their console was more powerfull, it didn't lead to more sales. So essentially competion pushed nintendo to put a focus on first party mainly. Wii U also hurt the changes of AAA third party games on Nintendo consoles, but that is more because, who would prioritize a console that isn't as popular. And this carried into the switch, since third party didn't have the confidence that it would sell well.

[@ashokatano7215]

Colin how about Japanese Third Parties?

[@andrewfeistner3384]

I watched most of Breaking Bad on my 3DS and Naruto through Hulu on there

[@troybranch9720]

I'll be surprised if Colin doesn't mention the George Bush peanut incident.

[@BLonsdale912]

I love how it's an hour before the first topic even begins. And 30 minutes after Micah was supposed to start hers 😆

[@FreshKitty]

I'm the same way with sports. I used to really care about the stats, rankings, standings, but after moving close to the Packers stadium (like 1-2 minutes away) I kinda stopped caring. I'll turn on the game every other week or so if they're playing, but if they make the playoffs or anything, I couldn't care less. I just watch football now, if the Packers make it, good. If they don't, that just means less traffic

[@FreshKitty]

You could ask me at any point during the season how any of the teams are doing, and unless it's in front of me, I'm not gonna remember or care to remember. I just turn on football to have something on TV.

[@Moeron86]

Chris and mica Crack me up😅

[@jaerdahl]

put another dime in the shoebox baby

[@austinleeshook]

40:12 I laughed my ass off

[@Moeron86]

Rich people can be so ignorant of reality lol. Collin acting as if 30k (which is more than most Americans make in an entire year) is chump change is telling of how rich he is 😅

[@teza1383]

Nah 30k/year for where Colin used to work & live through the years is the equivalent of living on minimum wage in a medium sized city in the uk. Perspectives. Most people would be able to live a pretty standard life on 30k/year in Europe.

[@Moeron86]

@teza1383 yes. But colin doesn't live in Europe. He lives in the US

[@Yazeed99]

1:41:55 real brothers, no dna test needed

[@crawdad7324]

I think pacifier was Vin Diesel not the rock 🤔

[@MrStorm2000]

1:41:49

[@bigbotzone]

Ten-hut is just shortened for Attention.

[@teza1383]

Could not disagree more about the Xbox, Atari stuff. Growing up in the 90s in Europe- everything was a Nintendo when I was young & then from 98 onwards everything was PlayStation. Especially in Germany & the UK (I’m German).

[@TheTubulartube]

10 hut is ";Attention" in military ya knucks

[@thefattmish]

Wait, why did Mamamicah say pecans like that? 😊

[@ViciousRead]

Peanuts aren’t nuts, folks. Sorry!

[@ToxMod]

Moriarty Brothers cringe at the same time 1:41:45 😂

[@justspartan13]

21:30 FF7 reference

[@grashoprsmith]

When Colin and Micah divorce, I want invited to her and Chris' wedding.

[@EntertainmentBreeze]

01:59:10

[@whitediggity]

Autism Study- Day 67

[@Minder13ADTR]

You don’t put a bad player on 2nd base lol

[@Moeron86]

Peanuts are utterly disgusting in every way. Stand down peanut people!