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Donut Operator

Donut Operator

6 жыл бұрын

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@Metalalbumreviewers
@Metalalbumreviewers 4 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, Sarge. He did it again. He turned the siren on this time. I give him a month before he tries to drive the cruiser."
@justjust5580
@justjust5580 3 жыл бұрын
665
@flashfire0375
@flashfire0375 3 жыл бұрын
"I give him five before he tries to use your pistol"
@thetwistedspartan4602
@thetwistedspartan4602 3 жыл бұрын
"He's gonna get into the rifle lock soon, i swear"
@EvadeDragon
@EvadeDragon 3 жыл бұрын
Good bork bork nom nom
@jesussaves125
@jesussaves125 3 жыл бұрын
@@flashfire0375 Rumor has it he actually went through the academy and was partners with a poodle
@Bigcheese1334
@Bigcheese1334 4 жыл бұрын
That's f****** hilarious "Yeah dispatch, my dog locked me out of my car"
@notbonsai
@notbonsai 4 жыл бұрын
"That's the second time this month"
@penginpunkin1487
@penginpunkin1487 4 жыл бұрын
"God dammit hand fo I need to get the crowbar again? For fucks sake.
@lixady2604
@lixady2604 4 жыл бұрын
@@notbonsai Your comment is hilarious
@BrettonFerguson
@BrettonFerguson 3 жыл бұрын
I have a Stafordshire Terrier that likes to lock me out, turn on the windshield wipers, lights, and honk the horn. I used to leave the keys in if I was only getting out for 30 seconds, not anymore. She will sit there and wag like it is the funniest thing ever.
@annab.5724
@annab.5724 3 жыл бұрын
@@BrettonFerguson Oh, no! lol Hopefully my dog doesn’t get any more ideas. He already knows how to roll the windows down. :(
@ftfxhailstorm2916
@ftfxhailstorm2916 4 жыл бұрын
I love how that dog has such a smug look on his face knowing he outsmarted his handler.
@xz3693
@xz3693 3 жыл бұрын
Why are you attaching human emotions to dog facial expressions? How do you know that dog is actually smug or happy?
@rorymax
@rorymax 3 жыл бұрын
@@xz3693 “human emotions”...dogs have emotions too
@auugh43546
@auugh43546 3 жыл бұрын
@@xz3693 man just take the joke holy shit
@twilightparanormalresearch186
@twilightparanormalresearch186 2 жыл бұрын
@@xz3693 aaaaand I can tell you’re fun at parties
@puppergump4117
@puppergump4117 Жыл бұрын
@@xz3693 You should get a dog
@molonlabe9785
@molonlabe9785 4 жыл бұрын
“HEY BUDDYYY” officer sounds like Ronnie Coleman! YEAH BUDDYYYY!!
@quinton6463
@quinton6463 4 жыл бұрын
LIGHTWEIGHT
@leviboswell9510
@leviboswell9510 4 жыл бұрын
AINT NOTHIN BUT A PENUTTTT
@PaidInFull1995
@PaidInFull1995 4 жыл бұрын
Errbody wanna be a bodybuilder but don't nobody wanna lift no *HEAVY ASS WEIGHT*
@tachiii
@tachiii 3 жыл бұрын
I thought he said heey babee
@jamesson_heinicken
@jamesson_heinicken 3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for that comment so badly. :D
@crossofintimidation
@crossofintimidation 6 жыл бұрын
I bet the cops couldn’t just go through the front of Costco to catch them because they didn’t have memberships
@OG_HazelGrrl
@OG_HazelGrrl 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaaaaa
@MFnDahk
@MFnDahk 5 жыл бұрын
The old ladies up front are pretty mean..
@pumpkin3397
@pumpkin3397 5 жыл бұрын
There not that mean here in Seattle
@jackstone7170
@jackstone7170 5 жыл бұрын
@terry waller R/Woosh
@hpfxd
@hpfxd 5 жыл бұрын
@@jackstone7170 r/itswooooshwith4os
@fadevert
@fadevert 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine thinking you are about to get away with all that stuff and you open the door to a bunch of cops with smirks on their faces. xD
@artdealerss
@artdealerss 5 жыл бұрын
ISpongeGodI rawr xd
@MMCgaming1
@MMCgaming1 5 жыл бұрын
Fuck loss prevention fuckers
@Rammstein0963.
@Rammstein0963. 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like someone did a lil' mcTime for mcstealing...
@deafmusician2
@deafmusician2 5 жыл бұрын
@@Rammstein0963. and can't even get mchired at McDonald's
@mistertofu
@mistertofu 5 жыл бұрын
And them yelling "Hey Buddy!"
@sicksT6
@sicksT6 4 жыл бұрын
I love how the dog sits there and is just like “what are ya doing, dad”
@lawrencegenereux8567
@lawrencegenereux8567 4 жыл бұрын
2:09 Officer be puttin on his head-bustin gloves.
@marcbach5880
@marcbach5880 3 жыл бұрын
Too bad they're not sap gloves. Much more fun to hit someone with.
@locksmithmuggle
@locksmithmuggle 6 жыл бұрын
That thousands year old leprechaun flute sure looks like a scaffolding connector to me
@BethanyMcS
@BethanyMcS 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@J2982able
@J2982able 5 жыл бұрын
First thing that came to my mind as well.
@oshaqsha9826
@oshaqsha9826 5 жыл бұрын
It really do be like that don’t it
@TM-pq1qv
@TM-pq1qv 5 жыл бұрын
No, its just that when scaffolding was invented the thing that worked best to hold it together was a thousands of years old leprechaun flute.
@rerecycled7507
@rerecycled7507 5 жыл бұрын
Who else seen a scaffolding connector say yeah!
5 жыл бұрын
Police officer: Do you know the joke about the laptops? Shoplifter: I don't get it Police officer: Exactly Shoplifter: :-(
@kek397
@kek397 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment of the millennia.
@teodorogerald
@teodorogerald 4 жыл бұрын
Hans Karps *And underrated comment of the millennia*
@HP-zs2me
@HP-zs2me 4 жыл бұрын
You definitly made my day. Thank you 😂
@HP-zs2me
@HP-zs2me 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for responding. Cheers from Germany
@jojoreference1190
@jojoreference1190 3 жыл бұрын
OH YOU MENT HE DOT GET THE LAPTOP LOL
@ihavenoideaonhowtonamemyself
@ihavenoideaonhowtonamemyself 3 жыл бұрын
"Ey Buddy" -the officer. 2018 . A legends book
@IAMHAPPY5290
@IAMHAPPY5290 Жыл бұрын
As a security guard who works at a ghetto ass walmart where the police barely ever respond to our calls, that clip with the shoplifters made my day
@justforever96
@justforever96 2 ай бұрын
And let me guess, you are also in a place where the charges are usually dropped or no sentence given even when they do come to arrest? Why bother? That and the places that have about half as many officers as they need have to prioritize where they go. And yes, sitting beside the road watching traffic is a priority, unfortunately. More people get killed in car accidents than from theft. I'm glad I live in a small town where the local PD works well with our Walmart. They even come in and spend the last hour hanging around the store before it closes recently, because they had a lot of people coming in a walking out with stuff in that period. So they just hang out and chat with the workers and customers. Really decent bunch of cops as far as I can tell.
@goatsandbullets
@goatsandbullets 6 жыл бұрын
They were like the guards in Oblivion. They just wait outside the gates right where you load to arrest you.
@Sip_Dhit
@Sip_Dhit 6 жыл бұрын
The Bullet opens doors, "STOP YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW, ALL YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT" looks like they chose "resist arrest"
@FallenMerick
@FallenMerick 6 жыл бұрын
THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!
@twitchtht6972
@twitchtht6972 6 жыл бұрын
*STOPPING CRIMINAL SCUM JUSTICE BONER INTENSIFIES*
@stephengrigg5988
@stephengrigg5988 6 жыл бұрын
this thread is great. I read it all in the voice of the guard
@ravvaktheannihilator69
@ravvaktheannihilator69 5 жыл бұрын
Your bounty is: 2860276298652
@jacobgolden8524
@jacobgolden8524 5 жыл бұрын
"Come on baby!" "Hey buddy!" 😂😂😂😂
@briannotafan3368
@briannotafan3368 4 жыл бұрын
i would puled my car up with the back doors already open
@briannotafan3368
@briannotafan3368 4 жыл бұрын
the crooks will be here soon i didn't feel like a foot chase anyway
@DanielHernandez-ye5so
@DanielHernandez-ye5so 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something a happy father would say while his son is being born.
@tacallahan
@tacallahan 3 жыл бұрын
I saw this on another channel but it's still great. Cops are standing by the door because those same people were seen casing the same store previously and stealing before the police could get there. Don't make it a trend when you steal stuff. Lol just saying.
@northsidemark4900
@northsidemark4900 3 жыл бұрын
That shit seemed like it was pulled out of super troopers
@DigitalNeb
@DigitalNeb 4 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh so hard. Imagine being a shopper watching that happen. I'd pass out laughing.
@kalebhayhurst
@kalebhayhurst 3 жыл бұрын
"Sir I think your bork bork is bored and you need to find him some nom noms."-Donut, one of my favorite KZbinr quotes to the day!
@hanoihero8168
@hanoihero8168 5 жыл бұрын
Instead of hey buddy.. *_”STOP, YOU VIOLATED THE LAW.”_*
@Ranstone
@Ranstone 5 жыл бұрын
*_"It's been too long since I've seen a good brawl!"_*
@justin4018
@justin4018 4 жыл бұрын
Jim Morrison that’s..... that’s an oblivion reference boomer....
@wispyskull9773
@wispyskull9773 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ranstone *"I'm just warming up you pathetic worm!"*
@naterk9460
@naterk9460 4 жыл бұрын
*Opens fire on the shoplifters, filling them with dozens of rounds of bullets* "... Body's still warm. There's a killer about."
@WindowLickingDeer
@WindowLickingDeer 4 жыл бұрын
"You have violated my mother"
@lenaregina1428
@lenaregina1428 5 жыл бұрын
as a retail worker this is so satisfying to watch
@Malagent
@Malagent 5 жыл бұрын
As an ex-cop, it is satisfying to watch too.
@Vision-MileHigh
@Vision-MileHigh 5 жыл бұрын
You're on KZbin. And a retail worker. Don't feel better.
@user-ms4zr8tx5x
@user-ms4zr8tx5x 5 жыл бұрын
Bootlickers
@k3nfr0st39
@k3nfr0st39 4 жыл бұрын
As an average joe, I agree.
@josharntt
@josharntt 4 жыл бұрын
@@Malagent As an average person, this is satisfying to watch.
@SmokeRingsPipeDreams
@SmokeRingsPipeDreams 4 жыл бұрын
Our Labrador retriever (when left alone in the car for a couple minutes) somehow knocked the gear shift out of gear and the car rolled backwards about twenty feet into a cinder block fence and knocking it down. He looked quite pleased with himself. :)
@Twenty_jewan22
@Twenty_jewan22 2 жыл бұрын
Could you imagine the shock they experienced, opening the doors and seeing like 10+ cops standing there smiling at you 😂
@wio3593
@wio3593 6 жыл бұрын
The happiness on that officer's face on the left is comparable to winning the lottery which is basically what happened.
@briannotafan3368
@briannotafan3368 4 жыл бұрын
hey this is cool we will wait here the crimnials will be here soon
@briannotafan3368
@briannotafan3368 4 жыл бұрын
id love to hear the cops in the locker room after there shift
@RICDirector
@RICDirector 3 жыл бұрын
I swear...if that officer had just been barking, coulda been a bork bork nom nom....that was hysterical....come on, come on, com---GOTCHA! LOLOLOL
@twilightparanormalresearch186
@twilightparanormalresearch186 2 жыл бұрын
We win….dumbasses
@dylanr.cerezo4325
@dylanr.cerezo4325 6 жыл бұрын
"you guys setting up a little theft scheme huh?" "What?" Found that hilarious right there.
@charlesdemers1197
@charlesdemers1197 5 жыл бұрын
Dylan R. Cerezo I thought he said "A little theftsky"
@gorillaau
@gorillaau 5 жыл бұрын
Nothing like getting caught getting a five finger discount... or ten fingers for larger items.
@hyper.lethal
@hyper.lethal 4 жыл бұрын
That "leprechaun flute" looks like that one lego piece
@JarottM
@JarottM 4 жыл бұрын
Having spent years working retail and dealing with shoplifters, that video of the "costco catch" was SO freaking satisfiying!
@Frostedfk
@Frostedfk 4 жыл бұрын
0:46 imagine that call. My K9 locked my cruiser and turned on the sirens
@SynchronizorVideos
@SynchronizorVideos 3 жыл бұрын
Brings up the question; did he actually leave his cruiser unlocked with the keys inside? I suppose the bork bork is pretty good theft deterrent, but that still seems unwise.
@yacinesenouci6680
@yacinesenouci6680 3 жыл бұрын
@@SynchronizorVideos never mess with the bork bork nom nom or you get the nom bork owie, best theft deterrent ever, better than keys or alarm.
@yacinesenouci6680
@yacinesenouci6680 3 жыл бұрын
Especially when the bork bork nom nom is bored and wants to nom nom somebody
@tsigner73
@tsigner73 3 жыл бұрын
...AGAIN!!!
@xz3693
@xz3693 3 жыл бұрын
Do you think you were the first one to think of that?
@kzkinthemorning1818
@kzkinthemorning1818 6 жыл бұрын
Shout out to the Seattle PD. “EYYY BUDDY!”
@shotgunsam9700
@shotgunsam9700 5 жыл бұрын
KZK IN THE MORNING shoulda said "Happy birthday!" Instead
@williamh7759
@williamh7759 3 жыл бұрын
The cop should’ve said “HERES JOHNNY!” When the doors opened
@mrosa718
@mrosa718 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve done LP for 10 years now. Many years ago when I was working for Wally World and we knew someone was gonna hit the fire doors (because they hit us before that same way) we waited outside the door and as soon as it opened we kicked the shit out of it right back into their face. Ahh the little things in life.
@charsfm5203
@charsfm5203 6 жыл бұрын
finding your channel has done a lot to rebuild my trust in law enforcement, due to my upbringing i've always hated the cops but your videos have fixed that. Thanks a ton!
@MKULTRA_Victim_
@MKULTRA_Victim_ 5 жыл бұрын
Peanut Butter glad to hear this channel is changing hearts and minds :)
@BethanyMcS
@BethanyMcS 5 жыл бұрын
This comment makes me happy
@IsraelCountryCube
@IsraelCountryCube 5 жыл бұрын
Well I’ve never hated cops because I shouldn’t really care I’m 16 the hell can I do? Besides say I’m a liberal even though I’m not lol
@JyWalker1603
@JyWalker1603 5 жыл бұрын
For me it just reinforced my trust in law inforcement and every time I an officer I give them a high five and and a thank you for your service
@larrydong5746
@larrydong5746 5 жыл бұрын
Don’t let him trick you. They’re still assholes
@eddie8691
@eddie8691 6 жыл бұрын
Bork bork vroom vroom got bored
@clapyourhandsnotcheeks
@clapyourhandsnotcheeks 6 жыл бұрын
Bork
@merryweather3713
@merryweather3713 6 жыл бұрын
Bork
@armyboy1420
@armyboy1420 6 жыл бұрын
Nom
@brertt8350
@brertt8350 6 жыл бұрын
Vroom vroom
@atespeach5672
@atespeach5672 6 жыл бұрын
Beautiful comment chain.
@fourierbird
@fourierbird Жыл бұрын
Haven’t started the video. I feel obliged to comment on how funny that video title is. Well done, Sir Donut.
@zameliz
@zameliz 4 жыл бұрын
That would make for a *PERFECT* "it was at this moment that he knew, he fuckd up" meme :'D
@alexandergarofalo7072
@alexandergarofalo7072 5 жыл бұрын
Cosco prices are so low that you’re basically robbing the store normally
@shuandoyle7871
@shuandoyle7871 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ccshinaberry
@ccshinaberry 3 жыл бұрын
Just high enough to get by id say
@E333E
@E333E 3 жыл бұрын
This comment is sponsored by Cosco
@shuandoyle7871
@shuandoyle7871 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@user-eh7nz1wr1m
@user-eh7nz1wr1m 3 жыл бұрын
@@E333E "please remember to edit that last part out"
@crepemaister5416
@crepemaister5416 6 жыл бұрын
Those robbers should have read the sign. _"When in doubt, spill magic!"_
@orionmelton3226
@orionmelton3226 6 жыл бұрын
It helps rid the world of many messes, but that mess is not one of those.
@garrettschafer7244
@garrettschafer7244 5 жыл бұрын
Crepe Maister i
@copiasrats
@copiasrats 5 жыл бұрын
0
@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 4 жыл бұрын
I could only have been happier if they yelled "Surprise!!" in a cheerful tone.
@declanbeattie4107
@declanbeattie4107 4 жыл бұрын
cop "yah pulling a little theftysky huh?" 2:09
@drhacknslashzombietimelord6768
@drhacknslashzombietimelord6768 5 жыл бұрын
The police must love it when the bad guys hand them the arrest on a golden platter. I'm pretty sure that makes things much easier for them.
@colintherookmain7419
@colintherookmain7419 6 жыл бұрын
EYY BUDDEYY!!!
@codsworthless
@codsworthless 6 жыл бұрын
Dang, small world man. Didn't expect you to be a Donut fan!
@TierTalk
@TierTalk 6 жыл бұрын
Another great episode
@dvm421
@dvm421 6 жыл бұрын
WaterwayWorker W. L. I'm not your BUDDEYY FWIEND!!!
@davidstout7742
@davidstout7742 6 жыл бұрын
I'm not your friend guy !
@TierTalk
@TierTalk 6 жыл бұрын
David Stout I may use that as well. Great stuff
@christophervanoster
@christophervanoster Жыл бұрын
That cop on the left looks like he’s so excited to get these thieves. He’s just ‘come on baby come to papa I’ma getcha’
@nodsib
@nodsib 4 жыл бұрын
You weren’t kidding, I had to see a doctor when it lasted more than 4 hours after that Costco clip, lol.
@patrickb6505
@patrickb6505 5 жыл бұрын
Hippity Hippoty it’s not your property Purchase it pls
@area51r
@area51r 5 жыл бұрын
you're the property
@dagnaldblumbf1882
@dagnaldblumbf1882 4 жыл бұрын
"Sometimes to save a life... you have to take one."
@ewan7746
@ewan7746 4 жыл бұрын
I need a stim
@justin4018
@justin4018 4 жыл бұрын
area51r Ah yes, one of those “work and taxes is slavery” brainlets
@kohls9891
@kohls9891 4 жыл бұрын
Somebody Once told me why so you can sell it to you druggie friend NUH UH
@TheAidanodian
@TheAidanodian 6 жыл бұрын
*hears about the Costco thing* “damn where are people stupid enough to do that”? *learns it happened like 10 minutes from me* “goddamn it 🤦‍♂️”
@Noodlepunk
@Noodlepunk 5 жыл бұрын
3 hours from me Haha.
@Epic_Gamer__
@Epic_Gamer__ 5 жыл бұрын
I’m in the uk so it’s only thousands of miles away
@kyle18934
@kyle18934 5 жыл бұрын
15 min from where I used to live
@jacknedry3925
@jacknedry3925 5 жыл бұрын
Where does this take place?
@noahw4623
@noahw4623 5 жыл бұрын
@@jacknedry3925 Earth
@spoopyscoopy4360
@spoopyscoopy4360 4 жыл бұрын
"Woof woof this is my car now"
@jmanj3917
@jmanj3917 Жыл бұрын
That bork is hilarious. I've been locked out my home And my vehicle by my various GSDs. My most recent buddy would somehow change the music my phone was playing while I ran into a 7-Eleven or other convenience store, so I would be listening to some Zeppelin, some Blind Melon, or some other rocking tunes before I went into the store. Two or three minutes later I would come outside to hear the Bangles' "Manic Monday", or some Tears for Fears, or some other floofy 80s music, and it was a lot louder than I had left it. I guess he just liked to chill with some retro sh't...lol
@dramatic5293
@dramatic5293 5 жыл бұрын
*Doors opened* Everyone: Uh oh
@Pattyobrien3
@Pattyobrien3 5 жыл бұрын
Well, not everyone. The cops thought it was hilarious.
@MajorAddiction
@MajorAddiction 5 жыл бұрын
HEY BUDDAYY
@ryanbolson23
@ryanbolson23 4 жыл бұрын
It was at this moment he knew... he fucked up.
@vitaliyjuterbog8912
@vitaliyjuterbog8912 5 жыл бұрын
Bork-Bork: "I will finish up the rest of your shift if you don't get your ass back here."
@MrGecko-dm9kh
@MrGecko-dm9kh 4 жыл бұрын
Thousands of years ago an African moved to Ireland and met a leprechaun. Sure.
@ayishas4385
@ayishas4385 3 жыл бұрын
Er, someone who looks black can have white ancestors, too. Black people in the US have a rough average of about 30-35% white ancestry -- some more, some less. That's what he means when he says that his ancestor was Irish. I do believe his ancestor was Irish. I'm a wee bit more sceptical about the leprechaun bit, however!
@goskanoodlekid5987
@goskanoodlekid5987 3 жыл бұрын
@@ayishas4385 yeah I have several black cousins and I’m white. And I DO NOT live in Alabama I live in the middle of the USA
@owliki3848
@owliki3848 3 жыл бұрын
That dog literally went “hey dad this is what you get for not giving me more tennis balls”
@Newb_Killer
@Newb_Killer 6 жыл бұрын
Bork Bork nom nom bingo, all of the spaces are assorted with “AaaaaAaA!!,“ and “GeT yOuR DoOoOg”
@Newb_Killer
@Newb_Killer 6 жыл бұрын
I Drink Legos sometimes you will get the rare “begone demon!”
@orley6379
@orley6379 6 жыл бұрын
Halt! You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.
@Ad-ho7hc
@Ad-ho7hc 5 жыл бұрын
2:40, you barely hear a deep voice saying : "Remember. No russian." Then the doors swing open.
@henrymob2651
@henrymob2651 5 жыл бұрын
dude I heard that
@abolishguncontrollaws5689
@abolishguncontrollaws5689 5 жыл бұрын
Best cod ever
@stonks3793
@stonks3793 5 жыл бұрын
proceeds to mow down 100+ people
@UserName-ii1ce
@UserName-ii1ce 4 жыл бұрын
Singular
@7.62eclipse8
@7.62eclipse8 4 жыл бұрын
When you cant even get the quote right🙈
@sebastianw.6637
@sebastianw.6637 3 жыл бұрын
Today I saw 4 guys beating up a little kid so I decided to help. He had no chance against all five of us.
@codyskahill1511
@codyskahill1511 3 жыл бұрын
The end was the sweetest thing ive seen today.
@galil_6863
@galil_6863 6 жыл бұрын
2:42 "EYY BUDDEYYYY!!!" *It was at this moment that he knew... he fucked up*
@IamCute-po8dx
@IamCute-po8dx 5 жыл бұрын
Robbers: Finally We Robbed A Store! *opens doors* Cops: HEY BUDDY!
@SecohdYue
@SecohdYue Жыл бұрын
Hilarious... they didn't expect the long arm of the law being waiting them with their arms open for them
@JacobC479
@JacobC479 Жыл бұрын
I love how you can hear multiple cops in the background just laughing their ass off😂😂
@LycanWitcher
@LycanWitcher 5 жыл бұрын
the mandatory 10-20 second emergency exit thing seems like a liability if there was a real emergency.. whether a fire or a shooter, people going to rush that door and injure themselves when it doesn't open and let them out and they panic even more, and may decide that it's locked and attempt to escape through another exit (back into the fire or toward where the shooter is).
@azurblueknights
@azurblueknights 5 жыл бұрын
Most emergency exit doors that lead outside a building utilize a fail safe lock; as soon as a fire alarm sounds power gets cut to the door, letting them unlock and be opened immediately. These types of locks have a delay during which a door alarm sounds when someone attempts to open it while there is still power leading to the door (ie, there has been no fire alert). This alarm + delay is designed to alert building occupants that either someone is tampering with the door/lock or the door/lock is faulty. In terms of an active shooter, there's generally much better places to get to and hide instead of rushing out a side door that could potentially have additional shooters waiting for the unlucky people to burst through those doors. You should almost never attempt to escape a building through side exits if there's an active shooter. A bathroom or employee hallway is going to offer you more protection.
@LycanWitcher
@LycanWitcher 5 жыл бұрын
@@azurblueknights "rushing out a side door that could potentially have additional shooters waiting for the unlucky people" what is this? a terrorist attack? we're talking about the majority of active shooter situations in America.. so your typical lone 14 year old bullied/loner student. He has no friends who'll help them and stand outside the emergency exits to help them shoot up a place..
@azurblueknights
@azurblueknights 5 жыл бұрын
@@LycanWitcher Uh, no. The average active shooter situation in America involves adults, and a good portion of them don't operate by themselves. We're not counting school shootings here, which is what you're obviously talking about, as schools don't have fire exits like these. Most of them don't, anyway. Also, don't like your own reply because you highly support your own opinion. That's dumb.
@LycanWitcher
@LycanWitcher 5 жыл бұрын
@@azurblueknights quit bullshitting yourself, 14 year olds are the majority of shooters in america.. 90% of gun violence is committed by loser 14 year olds with no friends and who can't deal with bullying like a man.
@jooghaloogha5589
@jooghaloogha5589 5 жыл бұрын
@@LycanWitcher no most shootings occur from gang violence
@christopherdean9684
@christopherdean9684 6 жыл бұрын
The bork bork knows exactly what he has done _And he will strike again_
@darkapothecary4116
@darkapothecary4116 5 жыл бұрын
What you get for not getting him something from there
@ihatemygrave
@ihatemygrave 5 жыл бұрын
Bork Bork become good boye officer
@RICDirector
@RICDirector 3 жыл бұрын
And this is why I always carry a spare key when the dog is in the car....LOL
@Justrelized418
@Justrelized418 Жыл бұрын
4 years later and still hilarious
@1lesa242
@1lesa242 3 жыл бұрын
You’re very entertaining and not hard to look at. I appreciate the videos you upload
@judahmac1799
@judahmac1799 6 жыл бұрын
That look on the cop's face. Absolutely hilarious.
@colintherookmain7419
@colintherookmain7419 6 жыл бұрын
I like how Donut is building up his bingo enterprise.
@RICDirector
@RICDirector 3 жыл бұрын
I WANT BINGO IN 2021!!! WAH!! WAH!! :P
@dustin0579
@dustin0579 Жыл бұрын
Bro i have NEVER laughed as hard as I did when the door opened and they looked so stupid 🤣
@aidan8492
@aidan8492 4 жыл бұрын
“Sir I believe your Bork Bork is bored and needs nom noms” favorite donut operator quote
@VentrueMinis
@VentrueMinis 6 жыл бұрын
Thumbnail didn't have Minecraft. 0/10 demonitized.
@goldpheniox3768
@goldpheniox3768 5 жыл бұрын
I love the Revolver Ocelot pose that one officer had and he’s just waiting with the biggest shit eating grin on his face
@firebird_0-1
@firebird_0-1 3 жыл бұрын
You're pretty good 👉👉
@iamnuff1992
@iamnuff1992 Жыл бұрын
Emergency doors that won't open for 20 seconds after you try to open the door sounds kinda dangerous.
@thomasquinnan8238
@thomasquinnan8238 3 жыл бұрын
I love your common sense approach to these videos and funny as all get out. Thks buddy
@Ed-em6mf
@Ed-em6mf 5 жыл бұрын
2:22 - "come on baby"... Seems like the burglars will get some rough love from these officers. :D
@Ed-em6mf
@Ed-em6mf 3 жыл бұрын
@Brian Perkins says someone who's life purpose is to be a salty loser
@Ed-em6mf
@Ed-em6mf 3 жыл бұрын
@Brian Perkins you just proved my point. And I ain't reading that long crap :D
@enapetrovic1814
@enapetrovic1814 6 жыл бұрын
I wish I could have seen the looks on those guys' faces when the police were standing in front of the door they were trying to escape from. That was some great police work,the eyy buddey made me laugh so hard. Ly Donut
@tulkdog
@tulkdog 4 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite videos of all time
@PapaFreakinSmurf
@PapaFreakinSmurf 4 жыл бұрын
I love "cop" humor. Better than anything Hollywood has come up with. Keep sharing!
@Nomul16
@Nomul16 6 жыл бұрын
Yo if I saw Donut as a host on LivePD I would flip
@isaaclimon7957
@isaaclimon7957 6 жыл бұрын
Saw that failed shoplifting attempt on reddit and knew it would end up here.
@JoyousUnicorn
@JoyousUnicorn 6 жыл бұрын
My first thought when that was on the frontpage too.
@OG_HazelGrrl
@OG_HazelGrrl 5 жыл бұрын
What subreddit?
@sheilaolfieway1885
@sheilaolfieway1885 2 жыл бұрын
"When in doubt spill magic" PERFECT SIGN!!
@gigajesus
@gigajesus 2 жыл бұрын
This is definitely one of my favorite Donut videos.
@yeeyee5054
@yeeyee5054 5 жыл бұрын
2:02 So if there's a fire I have to get burned for 20 seconds before the door opens ?
@bobwillneverdie
@bobwillneverdie 4 жыл бұрын
Its a security feature. If the fire alarm isnt going off when the door is first pushed, they lock for 20 seconds and alert security to watch the door.
@spencerwells1328
@spencerwells1328 4 жыл бұрын
@@bobwillneverdie because merch is more important then life now.
@bobwillneverdie
@bobwillneverdie 4 жыл бұрын
​@@spencerwells1328 yup! But its pretty unlikely, and has never happened before. I'm sure security would open the door if there was actually a fire and someone tried to open it, and its only 20 seconds IF no alarm is sounding.
@wjmackenzie955
@wjmackenzie955 4 жыл бұрын
Ex-fire fighter... 20 seconds is a lifetime in a fire, and the fire can double in size in roughly that same span of time. That being said, if you're at that door and 20 seconds is what stands between you getting out that door living or not and being roasted... sorry, you are already roasted and that 20 seconds was just an illusion you created in your own brain as the fire was already there and you ran right into it.
@TheYamitaven
@TheYamitaven 4 жыл бұрын
If you look at the time on the video it's about 30 seconds before the doors open
@KnightCommanderGaming
@KnightCommanderGaming 4 жыл бұрын
I love that Officer!!! “Aaaayyyyyy buuddaayyy!!!” 🤣🤣
@zacharytucker1142
@zacharytucker1142 Жыл бұрын
i wish i could see their face cuz just their body reactions was so priceless
@somedudenamedralph9083
@somedudenamedralph9083 3 жыл бұрын
I love how when he opened the door he was like "HAY BUDDY" LOL
@petersquatch
@petersquatch 6 жыл бұрын
I literally subscribed like 10 minutes ago, and was watching your other vids, then boom! Here we go!
@ogjrock6078
@ogjrock6078 6 жыл бұрын
Peter Birch watch his playlists. They're worth it
@domino52o26
@domino52o26 6 жыл бұрын
WELCOME TO THE PARTY
@eddie8691
@eddie8691 6 жыл бұрын
Tune in tonight on stream for cooing with donut stream is @donutoperator
@monkeydluffy8684
@monkeydluffy8684 6 жыл бұрын
Peter Birch Welcome, friend! 😊
@majorbubbie2626
@majorbubbie2626 6 жыл бұрын
Its always a good time with the doughnut
@solosolo4803
@solosolo4803 4 жыл бұрын
"Cocaiina" beautiful spanish voice 3:52
@michaelechsner
@michaelechsner 3 жыл бұрын
Happy St. Patrick’s Day! A year later.
@mossmother2526
@mossmother2526 2 жыл бұрын
The ending was so sweet, it warmed my heart
@DjFischerAirwolf
@DjFischerAirwolf 6 жыл бұрын
Dog just achieved ultimate troll!
@noahowens8887
@noahowens8887 6 жыл бұрын
Was in a bad mood before watching this, now I can’t stop laughing haha thank you for brightening my day with stupid criminals and bored fur-missile!
@user-ds6dn5nr4s
@user-ds6dn5nr4s 3 жыл бұрын
Returning here after 3 years, happy St Patrick's day!
@heroblue2
@heroblue2 Жыл бұрын
I've watched this video a ton, and I still laugh when I hear "Hey buddy!"
@FadedADH
@FadedADH 6 жыл бұрын
Next on Live PD, our new host Donut Operator.. Sounds good to me.
@General_Eisenhower1945
@General_Eisenhower1945 6 жыл бұрын
man that was just pure class. instant like
@theh0r5e90
@theh0r5e90 2 жыл бұрын
the Irish flute thing gets me every time cuz that's a scaffolding coupling
@nacityishere9111
@nacityishere9111 6 жыл бұрын
why did KZbin demonetize this?
@Newb_Killer
@Newb_Killer 6 жыл бұрын
NacityIsHere because this channel has common sense
@MechSniper
@MechSniper 6 жыл бұрын
KZbin blacklists anyone that doesn't agree with their political ideologies sadly.
@killme6347
@killme6347 6 жыл бұрын
In that case, KZbin can go flying fuck themselves. SJW's and Feminists.
@kills456
@kills456 6 жыл бұрын
KZbin has gotten sad. Anything with guns or police they seem to not like uts like they want anarchy
@speedkoyn
@speedkoyn 6 жыл бұрын
NacityIsHere Police officer with a hose. Showing trators is demonitisable
@DonutOperator
@DonutOperator 6 жыл бұрын
I'll be doing the cooking stream soon at twitch.tv/donutoperator Connect your Amazon Prime account with your Twitch.tv account to sub to twitch.tv/donutoperator for free! Merch: donutoperator.com Thank you to all my patrons! patreon.com/donutoperator
@hyper.lethal
@hyper.lethal 4 жыл бұрын
This is the best channel of all time.
@freddykruger1086
@freddykruger1086 2 жыл бұрын
Lol the guy holding the scaffold joint part saying its an irish flute is just epic x)
@ratpoutine
@ratpoutine 6 жыл бұрын
Stopped sprinting to work to watch this
@user-ve8ry1xw8v
@user-ve8ry1xw8v 6 жыл бұрын
Ratpoutine that's not good.
@devintariel3769
@devintariel3769 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah buddy you're fired
@drew1427
@drew1427 6 жыл бұрын
You go to work at 6:00 pm
@jason-hp1fw
@jason-hp1fw 6 жыл бұрын
Drew142 it's called a night shift
@ratpoutine
@ratpoutine 6 жыл бұрын
Drew142 different time zones and I also work 4-12
@Fr33zeBurn
@Fr33zeBurn 6 жыл бұрын
Why was this demonetized?? It's probably the most tame video you've made bro
@bigkodiakk2268
@bigkodiakk2268 3 жыл бұрын
I actually live just a couple blocks away from where the Mobile Leprechaun was supposedly spotted. Love your videos, keep up the good work!
@DreamTheory1994
@DreamTheory1994 Жыл бұрын
'dont get alcohol poisoning like im going to do tonight." no ifs and or butts this man was going for the gold.
@dekoda7283
@dekoda7283 5 жыл бұрын
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