ObGyn Reacts: Carnival Bathroom Baby | Didn't Know I Was Pregnant

[@FrankyFrankAlot]

Bathroom Attendant 2020

[@MamaDoctorJones]

Hahahahaha. I’m endorsing.

[@Okay_Is_Wonderful]

Would vote for Verna 10/10 🌟👍

[@Rose_C_Chyme]

Okay this one was my favorite by far

[@jennterry6977]

That floor was CLEAN! In case y'all missed it...

[@krissip1711]

Verna the Bathroom Attendant - A clean floor for all unknown pregnancies.

[@v8ali8]

If that bathroom attendant ever has to go job hunting, then she has the best "What's a challenge you've faced and how did you overcome it?" answer ever.

[@chloskyskies4399]

Honestly yes

[@beautifulmadnesswithbri]

Yes 🙌 😂 she is a doctor without the degree and didn’t know it lol. That should be a new show “I didn’t know I was an OBGYN until I was faced with the challenge “ 😂

[@jennifermckinley8477]

Absolutely and funny!!

[@aoneal3723]

@@beautifulmadnesswithbri I could see TLC making that and I would definitely watch it

[@mamaraya8818]

She should seriously consider becoming a doula so she wouldn't need to do a ton of schooling. She would be an amazing support person to any expecting mama!!

[@emilycarbone6604]

Me: Absolutely not pregnant, nowhere near having a baby, 100% free from worrying about this Also me: Well thank god now I know what to do when I have a surprise child in a theme park bathroom

[@haichie1341]

Ah yes, it's always important to prepare. Especially when you're a virgin lesbian like me, who knows when the surprise baby will come!

[@thisissarah815]

SAME 😂

[@xBrii333x]

hahaha literally me

[@starryskies8445]

Haichie darling are we the same person?

[@rabies__]

@@haichie1341 or a sapphic asexual like me! Always always gotta be ready

[@onlyoddity]

Now that bathroom attendant can say "I clean floors so good, women have babies on them

[@TheRealJaneSeymour]

Everybody gangsta until the floor has a baby on a woman

[@gunndichoescro8210]

Bruuuu ^

[@vivaciousmyosotis]

Everybody gangsta until the baby has a woman on a floor

[@gunndichoescro8210]

Bruuuu ^ #2

[@limafunla7267]

That's a legit great talent and bathroom attendants like her should be respected

[@aliseteti8593]

Imagine being this kid and growing up, watching this episode and realizing everyone just left you on the floor for like five whole minutes.

[@amyturner2034]

If I ever had a baby on the floor there are two ways that would have gone: 1. See them immediately, call for help, and then take my shirt off and wrap them in it. 2. Freak out, not know what to do at all, and stare at them confused before calling for help and grabbing them. Then I’d probably just hold them for a bit.

[@im19ice3]

abandonment issues 2 real v_v

[@Naturally2Sexy]

So they realize they were a Sims 2 baby? Bet.

[@myfool567]

Fun fact: The symbol in the window of the bathroom attendant is of kokopelli, the Native American god of fertility!

[@annacerepes7835]

What a great coincidence! Maybe there was that god with her helping her. :)

[@88marome]

All hail Kokopelli!

[@lredh0rn]

As a Narive American, we've never had any "gods" in our culture. I'll look it up or I can ask my grandma's

[@myfool567]

i'm bored “Kokopelli is a fertility deity, usually depicted as a humpbacked flute player (often with feathers or antenna-like protrusions on his head), who is venerated by some Native American cultures in the Southwestern United States. Like most fertility deities, Kokopelli presides over both childbirth and agriculture.” -Google

[@cashagon]

@@myfool567 And as we know the internet never lies. Lol, most of my information is Googled anyway so can I really talk?

[@jennterry6977]

"That baby was just laying there...staring at Mona..." yeah he was wondering why none of y'all had picked him up!

[@Nightwalker-zk6ce]

“Bruh you’re suppose to hold me what are you doing?”

[@turnipswillneverhurtyou3934]

"mom come pick me up, I'm scared"

[@hsihdbssbcjtzksk7426]

@@turnipswillneverhurtyou3934 Mom, pick me up. I don't want to look at where I came from.

[@youzhenzhang8415]

lmao😂😂🤣

[@jessg923]

"Mom, come pick me up, I'm literally laying on an amusement park bathroom floor." At least it was clean, though lmao

[@brenidk5566]

When my sister got her period, she came out and said "Mom, Satan's river has found me" 😂 I still can't stop laughing every time I tell this story

[@tiffanysanchez9184]

lmao 😂 I love that explanation of it!

[@danithefiend6167]

This is THE BEST!

[@boglarkaborszuk8802]

Oh my god, I wish I have said something funny when I got mine first, but I just had a huge temper and started panicking about how I would swim in a lake like this😅

[@cassandrawhite1594]

I just spit my diet Dr Pepper all over myself, dog and kitten! That’s best thing I’ve ever heard!!!

[@AwesomeCat2012]

Brilliant! 🤣🤣

[@Arlothed1no]

"Hey mom, where was I born?" "Uh, that's complicated."

[@goldenbacon1572]

"funny story..."

[@limoncello3488]

birth certificate name: christopher sex: male birth weight: 7 lbs birth place: a m u s e m e n t p a r k

[@dylanfooler]

I bet that kid wouldn't believe it until the parents showed them this episode XD

[@mistybenjamin9009]

My brother was born in a department store restroom... at least my mom knew she was pregnant.

[@nehapatel62]

"As someone who is 5'2'', I do not find that joke very funny." she said after laughing. :-)

[@jsisisisjjsjsjsj2819]

I want to like it but it's at 123

[@victoriahodgdon1529]

Im 5'3.5 and i have to agree that the short jokes aren't all that funny.

[@fran8370]

I am 5'1

[@joshcaldwell8523]

@@victoriahodgdon1529 as someone whos 5’2 i find them both funny and not funny, it depends on whos making them for me. I mean, its ok if you dont like them or dont find them funny though, dont think im trying to invalidate that please

[@victoriahodgdon1529]

@@joshcaldwell8523 no, i get what you mean. lol I come from a family of tall people who always think short jokes are hysterical. After a while you get kinda sick of the jokes. 🤷

[@MrsMcGee-tu3oe]

My little sister won't call her period a period. She calls it "the dreadful" and I find it both hilarious and accurate lol

[@beckiehubley5798]

My daughter and I sometimes call it Satan's Waterfall.

[@miegravgaardxoxo]

Beckie Hubley Lol 😂 as someone who has a very quick and no cramps period I can’t relate to this title 😅

[@liviajohnson4918]

@@miegravgaardxoxo I used to have periods like that when I worked out. But then corona

[@MrsMcGee-tu3oe]

@@miegravgaardxoxo sometimes mine are like that and other times I'm on my death bed..

[@miegravgaardxoxo]

McMrs. McGee I told the nurse at the hospital that my ‘cramps’ (which I get rarely, maybe 1-2 times a year) are legit under a 2 from a 0-10 pain scale. She told me “you will have terrible cramps someday in the future” and I was like ok wtf is this nurse on drugs or does she know something I don’t 😂 I’ve had periods for 11 years, but I’ve never heard that cramping increases with age, so I don’t know if she’s, as I said trolling or something 🤔

[@hannahyoung2137]

I’d be like “ I literally don’t get paid enough for this”

[@MamaDoctorJones]

hahahaha! so accurate

[@kindpeople7920]

Small Cilantro it would be such an honor! As well I’d have already picked that babe off the floor! 👶🏻

[@aderyn7600]

Fuck id rather pretend I was helping and watch then like do my actual job....

[@broadway_blonde1277]

#AboveMyPaygrade

[@carolsimpson4422]

At least she has a great story to tell for for the rest of her life!

[@sailorluna4000]

That baby better get free passes for life for that amusement park

[@carag2567]

Right? Or a ride named after him AT LEAST, considering all the free publicity the park clearly got from his existence! 🤣

[@sailorluna4000]

Cara G true I know a story of a woman who gave birth at a chick fil a and her kid gets free food for life and a guaranteed job once they turn 14

[@camillefaith2005]

@@sailorluna4000 That's amazing!!!

[@genevievemount6701]

It’s the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk based on the re-enactment shots.

[@ricardojesusarenas]

I thought it was Belmont Park at mission Beach

[@r5number1fan59]

"Period is not a dirty word." YES PREACH 🙌🙌

[@AramatiPaz]

and "period" is already an eufemismo because people find "menstruation" dirty. I can't bear people acting like "period" is a bad word.

[@Queen_Siobhan]

Can we just talk about how AWESOME MDJ is? She is a doctor, and yet she never looks down upon other people for their jobs. She's praising the bathroom attendant for her work and loves her as a person. I work on a university campus and so many faculty are disrespectful and flaunt their status against the custodians. It's such a nice change to see a doctor not putting herself on a high pedestal.

[@Daymickey]

Yes! 👏🏽 we all need to emulate this. No one is worth less than you. Treat others with dignity, you know?

[@saoirsevicteoiria2759]

Both jobs are vital to our society.

[@definitelynotashark1799]

WaSH and nutrition are the main contributors to increased life expectancy and health gains, so there's that. Luckily I've never met a doctor who wasn't humble about their role in the healthcare system. When I worked at an intermediary ward at the tail end of the pandemic in my country, our attending MD never stopped emphasizing the role hygiene played. She'd kick people's butts into gear if rooms weren't prepared for the cleaners to their jobs after a patient was discharged. No cleaning = no way to deliver good health care.

[@nimenidenicaieri8078]

Yees. I love her❤

[@sadiemcc9363]

The baby talking with his friends in twelve years: "I was born at home." "My mom had to get an emergency c-section." "My mom gave birth in a carnival restroom. I fell head-first out of the womb onto the floor next to the toilet."

[@aderyn7600]

That kid is destined to run away to the circus

[@Boop-beep-bap]

His friends would be like 😳😳😳😳👀

[@hekkoCZ]

Then they let me lying on the floor until the paramedics arrived, but not to worry, the floor had just been cleaned.

[@cathybaldry7822]

Plenty end up in the toilet bowl so really this was lucky being beside it

[@thunderwormgacha2926]

@@mokana6234what WAS a clean floor

[@paulamoysin9175]

Baby born unexpectedly is born in the bathroom... "At least he was born on a clean floor" bathroom attendant Best quote of 2020!

[@EllieJC]

Turn on your ac mama we care more about your health and comfort than the audio quality

[@skyhorton4717]

Yes!

[@kaylag5043]

Exactly!

[@MollyFC]

She's in Texas right? Turn it on, you should be comfortable in your own house

[@ninao8460]

Ac is just a buzzing sound right? I've never heard one that was very noisy, so yes turn it on!

[@peachxtaehyung]

Yes exactly like why suffer! People can deal with a couple months of supposedly bad audio than her health to suffer

[@glaciergirlv2265]

I find some of the euphemisms for a period to be hilarious and use them myself BECAUSE they are funny. Examples: shark week, red tide, monthly subscription to Lucifer's waterfall

[@beth8775]

I love that those types of euphemisms horrify the people who treat period as a dirty word even more than period does.

[@gracenicoll6861]

Satans sacrificial waterfall is my go to.

[@glaciergirlv2265]

@@gracenicoll6861 I'm using that now. Thanks!

[@gracenicoll6861]

Glaciergirl V2 no problem sis!

[@fifiroux]

I use shark week. My boyfriend hates it and would prefer I just call it my period, but I think it's hilarious.

[@nerdoftheatre]

The bathroom attendant needs a raise. I hope she was invited to the child's 1st birthday 😭

[@midorishiwa]

This bathroom attendant deserves a raise. And maybe to be the child's godmother.

[@livywithane]

Yassss!😄❤

[@translarrybutz]

I would have at least given the child the middle name Verma after the bathroom attendent

[@charity9660]

Being a god parent isn’t an honor it’s just responsibility tbh.

[@haleypierce82793]

Exactly I would make her the godmother definitely.

[@Simon-ys2ij]

I love the increasing panic of "did anyone pick him up???"

[@MamaDoctorJones]

but like...WHY DIDN'T THEY PICK HIM UPPPP??

[@natalieh1950]

@@MamaDoctorJones me, being a baby lover would have seen the baby and not even ask, picking him up and coping and being excited I got to hold a baby

[@irinakl441]

@@MamaDoctorJones maybe it's like the people telling you not to move or touch anyone who might have some kind of trauma or fracture, if you're not sure what to do. It was the first thing that crossed my mind when I saw this baby on the floor. Thinking they could hurt him more if they move him.

[@TiffanyAllen1784]

@@irinakl441 That's what I was wondering. We're generally told not to move someone who potentially has a head or spinal injury or seizure or whatever. Maybe that's why people were hesitant to pick him up? There's not really protocol in place for what to do when a newborn hits the floor of a theme park bathroom....

[@irinakl441]

@@TiffanyAllen1784 Well, there should be one, lol! Imagine the face of the safety officer, who is tasked to write such a protocol. As a person, who had to write her fair share of protocols, I feel for them! ))))

[@SomethingStupide]

When the bathroom attendant said, 'I just cleaned the floor!' my initial thought was, 'Lucky them. Theme park bathrooms can be super filthy. At least the bathroom was clean for this unexpected delivery.' And then she said it herself at the end. :D

[@rainyrainold]

I love how the actor that played her had the task of looking miserable on a roller coaster.

[@Emily-fh8en]

I can't imagine how scary these types of situations are for the mothers involved. When I was a little kid I was shopping in walmart with my mom (a registered nurse) and a woman went into labor in the middle of the store. My mom helped the woman deliver the baby and the baby was out by the time the EMTs got there. They ran the story in our local paper haha.

[@MamaDoctorJones]

THAT is a crazy story. Glad all went well!

[@millisagable1318]

My mom had my sister on the hallway floor in the hospital because they didn't believe her

[@Evija3000]

My granddad delivered three of my grandma's babies at home. He's a Russian farmer and truck driver. Not sure if he'd participated in other deliveries beforehand or just delivered a lot of livestock.

[@SoupEaterExtraordinaire]

I bet your mom didn't leave the baby on the floor.

[@laartje24]

@@millisagable1318 Hope your sister is allright. Hopefully that thought them a lesson.

[@cuddlingteddybears]

"I just cleaned the floor" the bathroom attendant is just like cmon now I just cleaned the floor😂😂 but then her comment at the end "it's good the baby came into the world on a clean floor" made me laugh a lot 😂

[@theresasauder9429]

As a current housekeeper at a hospital I sooooo relate 🤣 "I just cleaned the floor!" Aggghh But yes most of the time that's my first thought.

[@CnithTheOnliestOne]

same. I'm at work so my giggle was probably not expected, lol

[@starhunt1951]

I found that nice that when the baby was born the floor was clean.

[@alexandratorrens6922]

In higher-budget movies and re-enactments of births the "newborns" are actually babies that have been born prematurely. They would be filmed around 9 months of gestational age, so they would have the size and features of a full-term newborn, but by now they've been out in the world for 1-2 months and it's a lot less dangerous for them.

[@fionafiona1146]

People who are expecting multiples (therfore in risk of early birth) are recruited by the movie industry so they can swap around the babys to minimise the air time/increase chances of having a happy interchangeable baby around.

[@twinkittens4529]

That actually really neat!

[@ezrea9313]

@@fionafiona1146 it also helps with child labor laws! If Baby A is at their maximum number of hours worked, they can just sub in Baby B and keep filming

[@PRDreams]

@@fionafiona1146 yup, that's what they did with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen for Full House.

[@ameliacampbell5246]

Alexandra Torrens I had no idea, that’s fascinating

[@TakenByLove95]

Working at a theme park on a roller coaster and I’ve had multiple pregnant women get so mad when I tell them they cannot ride. It’s so frustrating, a 2 minute ride isn’t worth your baby’s life.

[@nurturingnomad2321]

My husband and I spent years working in themeparks. The warning sign out front of rides, he just points to the “no pregnant” symbol and in a very funny cartoon voice says, “no eating babies on this ride!” 😂😂😂

[@EightJane]

When her dad said "and there was a baby on the floor" I shouted "pick up the baby!" and my toddler got very confused. Sorry dude 😅

[@emilyrice427]

My dad was the most awkward when my period first started. I lived with my mum but was visiting my dad. While laying down with some cramps, he walked in and said "I heard you've started your goobie" GOOBIE! No one has ever called it that before. 😂

[@paadoxal]

i'm gonna pee myself that is the funniest thing i've ever seen

[@Imjustkendall]

ive heard stuff like "Ur Red tide is rising" or "purity blood" but never GOOBIE.

[@jackilynpyzocha662]

I wouldn't want my dad to have known, much less say anything!

[@FlorieS1053]

IMAGINE looking down and...”oop there’s a tiny living being on the ground connected to my body 😳”

[@issabee7743]

We knew I was pregnant and still almost had a baby on the floor. He came really fast! My mom crawled behind me on my way from the hospital bathroom to the bed "just in case." I can't imagine that happening when you don't know you're pregnant.

[@MEDSZ13.08]

Catdog??

[@aamsswiss2251]

Dear Dr. Jones, my 11 year old son asked me today how a period works. I did my best to explain it but I know you would do it better. Could you please do a kid-friendly explanation video of periods and/or how babies are made? I’d be very appreciative and I’m sure some others would be too! Thanks for all your amazing videos! Greetings from Switzerland, AMS

[@luperdrgz]

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[@jsisisisjjsjsjsj2819]

@Lily Collins I'm not alone?

[@KELZAGHAMEEM]

@Lily Collins I’m like that too😂 I don’t have ocd though I’m just a little obsessive

[@nevaeha4048]

@a amsswiss ummm or educate yourself about these processes😒 and then figure out how to translate that into kid language🙄. Don’t rely on someone else to educate YOUR kids

[@Moo-2310]

@@nevaeha4048 they're asking a professional who loves to educate whether they can make a video explaining a topic to children. She's a lot more knowledgeable than a lot of people on this subject because she's an obgyn with 4 kids. There's nothing wrong with this person asking if she could explain something in a child friendly way, she's much more educated on the topic and will be able to explain it better.

[@IWillBeHers]

Can you imagine her poor mother as her husband comes running out of the bathroom yelling "OUR DAUGHTER JUST HAD A BABY!!!"

[@antoinettebonner5245]

When I heard the bathroom attendant went to the hospital to check on her I burst out in tears. That’s so incredibly sweet

[@abigailellerbrock1737]

My little sister came so fast that my parents didn't have enough time to get to the hospital - drove 2 minutes down the road before mom convinced dad to turn around. As soon as they got inside, baby Gloria came head first onto the bathroom floor, and my poor dad felt so horrible for not being quick enough to catch her! Thankfully, she was healthy and there were no complications.

[@clckc]

That’s so nice :)

[@bethieg7489]

Mama Doctor Jones You should react to the first episode of “Jane the Virgin”

[@ThisIsKiki1]

Oh yeah! I second this suggestion, absolutely, you should react to the first episode of Jane the Virgin, hahaha!! So many gynecology & pregnancy themes!!

[@messybunonabudget8773]

Yes please!

[@ciara6279]

YESSSS!!!

[@bonniegrandstaff5500]

Yes I also would agree 🤗🤗

[@rosyfilter]

Omg pls

[@lexiwexiwoo]

When "I just cleaned the floor" said 3-4 different things: 1. Thank goodness the floor is clean 2. This woman is about to have a baby on my floor 3. I was around in the same public restroom. 4. This is my job

[@softpurplebat]

Don't forget the: It was a good thing the baby was born on a clean floor! x3

[@The_froggy_one]

​@@softpurplebatthat was the first one

[@youzhenzhang8415]

"its a good thing the baby came into the world on a clean floor" I LOVE HER

[@29jgirl92]

She deserves a raise!

[@ekstadropsen]

I'm literally screaming "IS ANYONE GONNA PICK UP THE BABY?!?!" 🙈🙈😂

[@JodyyThirlwall]

“It’s a good thing that the baby came into the world on a clean floor.” I love this bathroom attendant 😂😂

[@alluneedislessthan3]

When you said “your gums are more likely to bleed if you’re pregnant” I was LITERALLY in the middle of brushing my teeth and wondering why my gums were bleeding. I had a small panic but then remembered I’m a single lesbian. 😂 so I think I’m probably okay. Just need to floss more lol.

[@MamaDoctorJones]

😆😆

[@chloskyskies4399]

Actually same! Crazy coincidence!

[@meganh1834]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MrsAllum1]

😂😂😂

[@jerelull9629]

Don't we all?

[@darkdragoneclipse]

time to watch " why didn't you take a pregnancy test?!" edit now that I've watched the video. that bathroom attendant is so pure.

[@melissacoolen9748]

My only thought is that that everyone was worried that the baby could have been severely injured by falling head first that they were hesitant to pick him up without the professionals around.

[@faiaflrt]

Yeah, general advice for head injuries is not to move the patient. Still, I don't think anybody in the family was thinking that clearly. A little surprised the RN didn't do more, though.

[@ccheyenne]

They could have at least covered the baby with a sweater or something

[@elliet95]

😂😂😂 "MONA HAD A BABY IN THE BATHROOM" the dad was not ABLE 😂😂

[@michellepaulson7444]

I’m a little surprised that the nurse didn’t immediately try to resuscitate the newborn. She definitely should not have run away from the scene

[@loricreed]

The nurse had a radio she should’ve stayed and assess the baby and mom while radioing for help.

[@amandamoore7512]

Mama: “Babies have very soft skulls that can withstand some trauma-“ Me: “BABIES BOUNCE! JUST SAY IT! YOU KNOW ITS TRUE”

[@amandamoore7512]

I wanna clarify this humor comes from that horror we all know when they manage to roll over unsupervised and yeet themselves off a couch or bed that first time Or is it just my overachievers who always waited until I had to pee?

[@issabee7743]

@@amandamoore7512 Nope. My son decided to roll off the sofa bed and end up head down, butt up, wedged between the frame and the wall. His sister lay under the bed so she could be face to face with him, patting him and saying "'S o.k. o.k. baby" while I was in the bathroom. Didn't yell for me, just assumed in typical toddler fashion that I'd fix it at some point. Mine moved super early.

[@jasminecollins897]

@@issabee7743 Your kids sound awesome.

[@ZeppeIl]

Hahaha you're stories ring so true for me as well. With my second baby (girl) she shocked literally everyone with how early she began to hold her head up, roll over etc. She was full on crawling (not scooting) at 5 months old. Therefore she was rolling like a pro by 2months old. 😣 she yeet'd herself off a friend's couch right in front of us 🤦 I felt like I had to prove I was a good mom to this friend every time I saw her since, bc of that instance LOL

[@issabee7743]

@@ZeppeIl Right? Our (not regular) doc asked where all my daughters bruises came from and was shocked by me saying "I don't know." She was running and climbing by sixteen months, and she is very fair and bruises like a peach (just like me). I pay attention to the major injuries (like when she caught her hand in the door hinge and I felt like the worse mom ever). But every tiny bruise? She climbs on EVERYTHING and pays no attention to where she's going. She's also started throwing herself on the ground to have a toddler tantrum, so her arms and knees are just awful.

[@Xynton_]

Mama Dr Jones!!!!!! I just showed my mom your channel and she loved it, my dad walked in on us watching it and just walked away 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MamaDoctorJones]

hahah: )

[@melissasheppard6674]

lol

[@dietotaku]

my husband walked in on me watching this episode and just stared at me until i explained i was watching an OBGYN react to "i didn't know i was pregnant"

[@midwestbadger2503]

"It's a good thing the baby came into the world on a clean floor" oh my, I lost it with laughter haha.

[@confusedDruid]

Ayyyyy you from Wisconsin too?

[@midwestbadger2503]

@@confusedDruid yes I am!

[@ytl9558]

I worked in a dental clinic and the dentist was joking around with this young female patient if she was pregnant, because her oral hygiene was really good but her gums are inflamed and she was very sensitive to the clean that day. Months later she told us she was pregnant and the dentist was the first to pick up on it.

[@alexandria3583]

even without the pregnancy part, i can't imagine the panic of feeling like you're about to get sick while you're on a ride. god i hate rollercoasters

[@belamourbeauty]

Currently in early labor and watching this thinking how the heck do they not know 😂🤔

[@miegravgaardxoxo]

They must be used to some serious cramping for sure 😅

[@melissacoolen9748]

I've had 2 precipitous labors under 3 hours start to finish and when they start so rapidly honestly it doesn't feel like labor it genuinely feels like you're dying. With my first I went from a 2 to a 10 cm dilated in just under 15 minutes.

[@MamaDoctorJones]

haha! CONGRATS!

[@miegravgaardxoxo]

Melissa Coolen Isn’t that the feeling of labor in general? 🤔 But tbh I would prefer a fast labor over a long one but that is some extreme stuff right there. I’m sure it was worth it in the end ❤️😊 You’re so strong!!!

[@irinakl441]

@@miegravgaardxoxo All my labors were long (all over 12 hours, the longest took 36 hours) and at the begining its just like your regular period cramps. Not much fun, but tolerable. Not like dying.

[@PanicattheDiscourse]

Babies first thrill ride was a 1 foot drop on the floor 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 5 star rating 🤣

[@actuallyNo...]

Hahaha..best comment

[@whythehellamihere275]

X,D

[@ashlynd3640]

This is the first video uploaded since I’ve given birth to my daughter (my first baby and first pregnancy) This video hits different now that I know what it’s like to be pregnant and labor, this poor woman 😭 I also know what it feels like to not have any symptoms and not get a positive pregnancy test, I begged the hospital to do a blood test instead of a urine test and I was right 😂 I was 14 weeks pregnant when I found out and now I’m watching this video with my 13 day old daughter in my lap

[@MamaDoctorJones]

Congrats

[@ashlynd3640]

Thanks you two! Had her at 35 weeks due to severe preeclampsia and very blessed to bring her home at 4 days old with no health issues for either of us!

[@robinv6461]

Congratulations ❤

[@marthahawkinson-michau9611]

Ashlyn D Congratulations!!!🍾 I hope you continue to recover smoothly!

[@carag2567]

CONGRATULATIONS!!! ❤

[@terrimariesinger]

I love these birth stories so much LOL it makes me realize I am not alone in not making it to the hospital. Basically in 2015 my daughter decided to come before we made it to the hospital, we were literally on a toll bridge during rush hour and the ambulance had to pull over so I could deliver her, she was the paramedic's first baby, and my midwife's first ambulance birth. We were popular while we were in the hospital 😂 she can literally say she stopped traffic when she was born

[@TheSapphireSprit]

Binge watching “ I didn’t know I was pregnant” and loving it! The medical commentary combined with the fun stories is just awesome!

[@ERYN__]

Another way to look at it, at least the bathroom floor was clean, not sterile but not as dirty as the bathroom floor gets.

[@monika4148]

True

[@kristineapodaca3173]

I couldn't help but think, omg, those floors are so GROSS! So lucky the attendant just cleaned it!

[@MollyFC]

Imagine if it were the floor of a movie theater. That baby would be all sticky, poor thing

[@sydney7354]

That's true

[@That_Woodchuck]

And the bathroom attendant is still there so after the baby was removed she could immediately clean the floor again!

[@UmbraKrameri]

I remember one distinct time when I got my period while staying at my grandma's place as a teenager. She asked if I was sick and I answered, completely oblivious: no, I'm good, I just have my period. Turned out we were talking about the same thing. XD

[@myimperfectlife2023]

My grandmother saw the wrapper from my maxi pads & said that I should take out the trash or burry them due to somebody possibly seeing them. 😏

[@UmbraKrameri]

@@myimperfectlife2023 Pfft. Even my very conservative catholic Eastern-European grandma had no problems with coexisting with my pads.

[@actuallyNo...]

@@myimperfectlife2023 well, sorry sugar, but.most people from that era do that. Be lucky you didn't grow up with grand parents from the 1910s. Lol.

[@sarahberlaud4285]

@@actuallyNo... My grandma is from the 1910s... and she never had any issue with calling it a menstrual cycle, despite being traditional, rural, Canadian country folk (although I realize that's possibly rare and pretty lucky). At 103, she's about to welcome her first great-grandbaby, and has even been telling me about her experiences during childbirth, etc. I love her so much and am just so grateful that she's in good health

[@actuallyNo...]

@@sarahberlaud4285 thats cool. She must be excited 😁

[@thekathrynwest]

Her comment about being 5’2” cracked me up. My first thought is “I’m 5’2” and I find that pretty funny”. I’m also one to joke about being short

[@courtneylees9133]

I just love how she paused the react to the situation to state her case about it haha

[@SweetTikTokLife]

I’m 4’11 and I’m 13 and I already had a growth spurt.... hopefully I don’t stay this short lol

[@joankgillette]

Haha I’m 4’10”

[@joankgillette]

Galactic Uni I’ve been 4’10” since I was 12.

[@sarahiridescent5017]

I'm 5'1 and I thought it was funny 😂😂😂

[@livywithane]

"It's a good thing that the baby came out into the world on a clean floor." 😂😂😍😄😘👼 Best janitor in the world. I hear she still cleans floors for all the newborns.😉😂❤👼

[@th3seperfectdays641]

Much love for the bathroom attendant! Love how you're hyping her up as well, Mama Doctor Jones!

[@ellabarber8385]

Can you do an in-depth video of the different types of contraception? Like side-effects, their effectiveness etc because I feel like there aren’t many sources that give that information and comparisons. Absolutely love you MDJ!! Keep doing what you do!!❤️

[@adelest9500]

She has one video about that kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZbInmSFnq54m9U

[@ellabarber8385]

Adele St oh thank you!!

[@emmapaynter2952]

I'm an OBGYN nurse! Bedsider.org is a great resource for comparing contraceptives! Hope this helps. ❤️

[@Liliththelizard]

I started bleeding during pregnancy. Turns out I was in labor at 22 weeks, I got hospitalized for a week and then my son was born at 23 weeks. So far 7 weeks down in the NICU and 10 weeks to go, if things go as planned (maybe less if things go very well)

[@willowgutierrez6415]

I hope things go well and you can take your baby home soon!

[@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527]

How’s your son?

[@katherinerinkliffrossodivi7940]

I want an update

[@chanellemercier8741]

How is your premi baby? I hope it turned out well?

[@MrsRelador92]

Poor bathroom attendant, she had just cleaned the floor. 😂😂

[@666__star]

"It was a good thing the baby was born on a clean floor" 😂😂😂 I love that bathroom attendant

[@melanicmoth]

When I was born the cord was wrapped twice round my neck and I was suffocating. They tried to slip it over my head but it was too tight. They had to cut it while it was under pressure, apparently I then shot out very quickly and blood went everywhere all over the newly painted delivery suite 😆

[@Pekkle7755]

Well their floor wasn't clean anymore lol.

[@adriannawelch7670]

My mom said she was born like that, she was still born and would have been my grandmother's ninth miscarriage if not for a nurse giving her cpr

[@emilycurtis4398]

I love this, only because I'm picturing the poor janitors being called to clean, and the maintenance order to repaint. (Which depending on the hospital, that wouldn't be repainted for like 5 years)

[@sakurakat9015]

My sister had that cord thing too! It gets repeated by my mom like 6 times a year lol. Interesting that other people have had similar situations.

[@jesscooper9638]

I had my daughter in my mother’s car out the front of the local convenient store very early in the morning, when I was 19. I delivered her my self just as the ambulance showed up. I couldn’t imagine how I would have felt if I didn’t know what was going on 😳 (She turned 14 yesterday)

[@ravens6286]

Hon YOU do deliver even if there was a hundred people around you, unless you have a cesarian. The person down at the end of the table is catching your beautiful newborn, BUT you do all the work. Give yourself credit if you ever have another. BUT the fact that you did that by yourself in a car is truly AMAZING!!! Kudos to you hon. ❤️❤️

[@b_jean755]

Its just crazy to me how the baby could fell that far and on a really hard floor and have no problems!! Its a freaking miracle honestly!! And your right ive never seen one of these where the outcome wasn't good.

[@janandrea]

I so appreciate your gender-inclusive language when speaking of pregnant people ❤️ It's really a breath of fresh air.

[@salcdaniel4240]

Yes! Its amazing, I love that she thinks of people that aren't female, but pregnant/involved in reproductive rights

[@janhankins911]

Yes, one of my favorite things about MDJ is her acceptance and love of all people. She has no prejudices in her body, and freely embraces every one. Love her.

[@mikuenjoyerXD]

I think its a bit strange but i like that it makes women sound like people. And enby people too

[@salcdaniel4240]

@@mikuenjoyerXD trans guys too, though. We get pregnant and should be in the discussion of reproductive rights just as much as cis women and enby people. Also, the way you phrased it as if women aren't people 😂

[@Rachel-xg7hs]

8:46 I get so tired of guys who can’t even say the word “period.” My brother loses it if anyone says “uterus,” “period,” or “tampon.” Don’t get me wrong, I’m not trying to discuss my period in detail with my brother, but he’s almost a grown man and he’s gonna have a girlfriend at some point and she is not gonna be okay with him getting grossed out about a natural thing her body does that she doesn’t control. Can’t wait until she yells at him for being such a jerk. 😂 And I have a feeling her words are gonna carry a lot more weight than mine.

[@FaithMcCaffrey]

Omg my dad and brother are exactly the same, totally avoided calling sanitary products by name, my dad would say "oh you mum told me you need money to buy some things" im like just fudging say it i need tampons, like i get why mum told him because he worked and always had more money than her but she always did the monthly shopping, she could have bought enough sanitary products to go through five girls and her but noooo she only ever bought enough for herself and the type of products she liked to use without thinking about us or what we preferred to use. It was such a relief when i met my husband and we moved in together for him to normalise periods for me, he keeps track more than i ever did and always buys enough tampons and pads at the right time and junk food to get me through it, he was raised by his mum and as soon as he was old enough to dash to the shop for the odd thing he was buying sanitary products for his mum (and himself, he gets bad nosebleeds sometimes and tampons are really great for nosebleeds). Haha i ask him if he has any tampons left if ive run out and he legit pulls one out of his pocket. He was working as a first aider at a concert and a woman has started her period in the middle of the day wearing white shorts. She hadnt noticed yet but my husband noticed the stain on her shorts and called her over, informed her that she had started herr period, gave her a tampon amd a spare pair of shorts out of his own personal bag and escorted her to the portaloo walking closely behind her the whole time to hide the stain on her shorts from others that might have mocked her. He waited till she was done, and made sure she was alright before leaving her. This is the type of thing i wish someone would do for our twin girls if we arent around

[@twistedmind3323]

I agree, it's completely ridiculous. It's a bodily function, not a black hole in space.

[@chloskyskies4399]

Saying pads and tampons is just like saying tissues and toilet paper.

[@claudiablanco13]

My boyfriend used to cringe every time I said it, so I made it my personal mission to just talk about all things woman, to the point he is now desensitized and won't even bat an eyelash 😂

[@lilly_koii]

my brother and boyfriend hear me out about my periods and related medical concerns like it's nothing. they buy me pads and medicine if I need it lol

[@user-DreamMaster1065]

The bathroom attendant is my fav person XD "I'm glad that baby was born on a clean floor" -bathroom attendant Somebody get this lady a promotion or a large sum of money or something

[@alphieaddams]

Everytime i see these i always get a pregnancy test even though I’m on birth control i take RELIGIOUSLY lol

[@kayleerivera2908]

I used to take tests every month too on the pill then one month it came up positive 🤣

[@elix4628]

@@kayleerivera2908 did you end up with a baby?

[@kayleerivera2908]

Astro Giraffe Yes lol a healthy girl

[@alphieaddams]

Kaylee Rivera oh dear! Congrats! Sorry your birth control failed!

[@MrsWheezer]

I feel the urge, and I’m menopausal with a hysterectomy. 😂

[@eli3568]

If my 5 year old nephew can call it a period, so can a grown man.

[@sarah.weaver]

That bathroom attendant is an actual angel. I love her 😂❤️

[@Lucia-fe4fe]

I love how she Describe and Explain everything the best is that we learn more

[@MasterZeeeee]

I work on in imaging on CT-s and MRI-s I only once did a CT scan of a one-year old, we tend to avoid them(radiation etc) but this was a special case When I saw the 3D reconstruction of the head, just bones I was socked. I know the anatomy and all but to see it there, with my eyes Have to say, nature is a genius in everything it does but holy molly did that looked freaky... I wish someone made a pic of our faces when we saw that image for the first time They still teas us a bit even today, they say "Let's get them, they are the baby imaging experts" :-D

[@amandab6034]

Can’t click fast enough.hope your time off was nice.

[@MamaDoctorJones]

A wonderful week prepping for first day of school with the kiddos!! Thank you :)

[@amandab6034]

Mama Doctor Jones Thats us this week. It is a bit of work

[@acedcoffee6934]

@@MamaDoctorJones aw it's sweet! Hope they're all well prepped now xd

[@kristineapodaca3173]

I miss back to school! I have four but the youngest is in college 😢

[@SatanSpawn801]

I was holding my breath the entire time she was on the rollercoaster. 😳

[@ciara6279]

“Monas having a baby in the bathroom!” He shouts across the park :-)

[@Atem4780]

I remember I was really sick during a trip to Disneyland when I was about 15. I have a neurological condition that causes a lot of pain and I was undiagnosed at the time. I remember I said I wanted to sit at one of the cafes and rest while everyone else went on a ride. My aunt apparently didn’t like that because she said she’d stay and “sit with me.” When everyone left she started yelling at me and calling me a “tremendous inconvenience” and said I was just being dramatic and wanted attention. Ever since then, I have a lot of issues with letting people know when I feel sick because I worry a lot about inconveniencing people and ruining their time. So, I understand the moms feelings of not wanting to ruin everyone’s time because she feels sick.

[@carmenrose2210]

The fact that that baby survived and was perfectly healthy is a literal miracle. There’s no other way to describe it!

[@Aria-dm2lh]

The current thumbnail did you dirty but it’s also a bit hilarious

[@MamaDoctorJones]

haha I knowwww - It's fixed but I didn't realize it wasn't uploaded lol - only the real MDJ crew saw the first one :)

[@erica6317]

I said "pick up the baby" about 20 times watching this 😂

[@actuallyyoureright7041]

Imagine one day when the kid visits the theme part and the mom is just like “Once upon a time...”

[@Clxrityog]

I got recommended you first I didn’t know I was pregnant video in May. By then I was already about a month pregnant and had no idea, ironic I know! I didn’t find out I was pregnant until I was almost 3 months. Crazy how my KZbin algorithm recommended me this series when I didn’t even know I was pregnant.

[@livylu6287]

I can see how she would go all that time in pain. I had an 80% collapsed lung for eight hours before I finally went into the ER. I was running errands and spending the day with family. I didn’t wanna burden anybody. I was so deliriously in pain I wasn’t thinking straight.

[@PhoenyxV]

I think I've actually seen this episode on TV hahaha, though the only memorable part of it is "amusement park bathroom floor".

[@mlr270mr]

Omg I literally yelled at my phone this whole time the first time I watched this, “pick him up!!! Pick up the damn baby!!” I’m glad I’m not the only one!!

[@Chloe.Miller21]

Wait, condoms are only 90% effective!!?? *WELL THEY SHOULD PUT THAT ON THE BOX!!!!!* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ericagomez-trevino6458]

Ross Geller!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@actuallyNo...]

They do. Some say 'Can have 94-96%', but most will say "90 -92% effective if used properly". Im not trying to be rude, but have u never used a condom...or have u only used really generic ones ? Lol.

[@cmo6055]

@@actuallyNo... well, they should put it in huge block letters! LOL. (For your information, it was a reference to Friends, a joke)

[@actuallyNo...]

@@cmo6055 -- okay, well I get that now with the explanation, but easier would be to *side note that fact. The Planet Is made up of 75% complete idiots (which we alk know) , so usually people write ( *inside joke* ) on their inside jokes. Most people wouldn't get your comment as a joke, much less one that was within a friend circle. LoL. . ✌🏽

[@cmo6055]

@@actuallyNo... I didnt make the (first) comment. I recognized it immidiatly as a quote from friends, and thought it was funny. So I completed the quote (because I liked that episode/scene) and pointed out to you that it was a joke from Friends, because I understood from your comment, that you didnt get the reference. Why should I have to write "*inside joke"?

[@Butterflier00]

8:54 he's an old latin guy....they can't say period...my maternal grandfather called period products "feminine constituents" glad my dad isn't like that...

[@adriannawelch7670]

My dad says period and both of grandfathers call it "oh you know what I mean, right"

[@SjofnBM1989]

I remember when I was a teen my Mom went to stay with my grandma for a week and my Dad did the grocery shopping and had to buy me tampons. He hid them in his jacket like he'd just bought drugs and then threw them on my bed and then left without a word

[@slideshowgurl]

My grandfather called it "the womanly flow" 😂

[@SolomiiaPapenko]

The bathroom attendant was my favorite person in the whole episode. She was so sweet and kind and pure hearted. I love her.😊❤

[@jordancasssandra]

MDJ is 5'2 like me?? Tall person energy can be deceiving...

[@hortehighwind8651]

Ikr 😆

[@biologyboggs3885]

Right?! I thought she was like 5'6-5'8.

[@brinforthewin]

Im 5"7 and 13 years old ;-; send help

[@katiek.982]

GYN question: I had a bilateral salpingectomy a few years ago (electively), and I was wondering---since I don't have Fallopian tubes but I DO have functioning ovaries, where do the eggs go when I ovulate? (I know I probably should've asked my surgeon, but the thought didn't even occur to me at the time.)

[@MamaDoctorJones]

They're microscopic and when they "die" (8-12 hours after ovulation) they are just break down naturally. Same thing that happens in a lot of cycles with the tubes still there, actually.

[@katiek.982]

@@MamaDoctorJones Aaaah! Thanks so much for answering my question (and so fast!). That's super interesting.

[@clueless_cutie]

@@katiek.982 yeah if your ovaries stopped working (ovulating) as a result of "having your tubes tied" you would see women go into early menopause and I'm certain that would be a side effect that would come up a lot when considering the procedure.

[@katiek.982]

@@clueless_cutie I know! That's why I was wondering what happened with the eggs, since I know I still ovulate.

[@katiek.982]

@@clueless_cutie Also I didn't have them "tied," I had them removed completely.

[@neosouldancer89]

I'm 7 weeks pregnant, hormones are crazy, and I'm crying and laughing while watching this 😂🤣😂.

[@maryrichardson1318]

A friend of ours delivered a baby in a restroom once. He was a U.S. Army medic with an aviation unit. They were doing some demos at an airshow at Rammstein Air Base in Germany. A young German woman had gone into labor and was delivering in the ladies room. My friend and his crew ran into the restroom with their gear and delivered the baby, safe and sound. Something they were not used to doing. They mostly are trained to treat battle wounds and accident trauma.

[@merewetherful]

The registered nurse ran out of the bathroom and left the girl there?!

[@Pastaa_CEO]

My cousin told my about this episode 2 days before this video went up. Such a funny coincidence

[@cora2192]

doctor jones, i gotta admit this is one of the stranger notifications i’ve ever gotten 😂

[@hayleyjarrett808]

If you look at the comments in the original video it's just WHY HASN'T SOMEONE PICKED UP THE BABY?!

[@chelseahenry1110]

Omg as a mom who had several days of the most excruciating prodromal labor and back contractions ever, I cannot imagine not knowing a baby was coming out of my body. Mind blowing and crazy how adaptable the body can be for such circumstances. Just wow. So happy baby was ok and an angel was in the bathroom that day doing her beautiful work here in earth 💕

[@laurajoy1180]

I'm having mild contractions and you're making me laugh. It kinda makes me feel better.