Oblivion NPC Conversation - what's your name?

One oblivion npc conversation to rule them all.

[@ember9114]

She’s never going to ask anyone for their name ever again

[@sovereignboss1841]

Traumatised

[@obo_ooz]

idk man, I think asking him his name was probably one of the best career choices she's made in a long time.

[@hiroshiramasendjews9539]

Girl: "What's your name" This guy: *"ONce upon a time"* 10 Years later. This GUy: *"And THAT'S how l slayed the dragons and my name ever since become Jake. Bye"* The Girl: *"And thus l never asked for names again"*

[@hiroshiramasendjews9539]

@@obo_ooz This girl: *"What's your name"* *And this is where a great tale was told*

[@tenchuZsenran]

@@hiroshiramasendjews9539 lol reminds of some video by videogamedunkey about some 2d scroller game I forget the name of.

[@turkishbatman6901]

that’s the longest name i‘ve ever heard of in my entire life

[@grimmcreeper192]

Lmaoooo

[@stakpott9984]

Lachflash xF

[@ImaginenothavingSubscribers]

Uvvumvevveve onyetenvenve ugwubwembwembwe ossas Edit: damn, this is my most liked reply of a reply.

[@cerebrumexcrement]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ross-ls6by]

Love you for this comment

[@Blue4min]

I bet this man had spent his whole life thinking what he's gonna say if he had an interview and when it happened he decided to say *everything.*

[@marwan4358]

😂😂😂😂

[@epicspaces9434]

@miserablefailure no he is not, if it was me, I would say more things than him, the world is schizophrenic actually

[@mlvchris3049]

💀💀💀💀

[@bobbydayton5483]

@@epicspaces9434 don't waste your time.. 95% of the world's asleep.. let them sleep

[@taylorheart2024]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Max-qc3tr]

2:15 “Talk to the pope. He knows everything” *New quest started*

[@controversialguy]

I fucking hate that quest in every game

[@willywhale5439]

🤣🤣🤣

[@zackinstone]

Damn 😂😂😂😂😂 good one

[@WarmBlanketLover]

LMAOOOO

[@dsbg187]

😂😂😂😂😭

[@larspaulsen2826]

This was an unskippable cutscene that's why she couldn't interrupt him

[@HittokiriBattousai17]

LMAO and it glitched, too.

[@BimmerWon]

It’s unskippable because it’s too important to skip. It’s a crucial cutscene to the storyline.

[@starblvnt]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nHSVioubpraLY80

[@efi_altess]

Her face tho 😂😂😂

[@divinedragon17]

bwahaha truee

[@willamschultz2169]

“Quest added: Go to Waterloo and hang out with the vampires”

[@comradecat1922]

Can't wait for the tits part

[@123456aksu]

"Side quest: Ask the pope, he knows everything"

[@catpower8822]

Story quest: You are going to be crucified, rip your clothes open and don't raise your voice

[@quinchien]

Side quest: enquire on the existence of bombs in Toronto

[@rasgrey8550]

Quest completed: I'm not gonna raise my voice.

[@jnsn94]

He must carry his driver's license in a briefcase

[@georgehenrique8953]

LMAO

[@MjkL1337]

criminally underrated

[@ekkoekko4610]

🅱️

[@davidwales9657]

Smash the like button on this comment. Should be number 1.

[@yukiomishimafan]

Nice comment bro

[@nicholasszabo5954]

Life has existed for a billion years, and you were born in the exact right moment to view this piece of art.

[@thegameranch5935]

Sad

[@stownjam]

Reporter: "What's your name?" Guy: *Instructions unclear, told the whole plot*

[@n0nenone]

Not the name tho

[@da4127]

@@n0nenone what? you know him, Steve Spiros, easy going?

[@benjigirl1971]

I laughed so hard at this comment. 10/10 Elliot.

[@jacobpewee_]

She said “what’s your name” and he started explain is whole npc backstory

[@hexq4]

She kept pressing x

[@lincbky]

You can’t blame him. That’s the way of working as a Bethesda scriptwriter.

[@jiriq8853]

Yeah developers are aware of this bug.. should be fixed in the next patch

[@fifisifi]

Fr

[@tokmung4582]

😂

[@mghbhgm7091]

Its incredible how every sentence is completely unrelated to the next. True NPC

[@dwyerd4532]

It's what happens when you try to skip through dialog options

[@Alex_1729]

I wonder if he ever saw a mudcrab...

[@mghbhgm7091]

@güg elle Oblivion is a videogame that's notorious for it's NPC dialogue frequently making no sense, hence the video and the joke. Anyway, it seems to me this man's exact problem is that he cannot differentiate between truth and his own delusions -- he sees them as truth. I think he's schizophrenic.

[@who_this_king]

I mean, he did say he was confused

[@FreelanceDev4life]

So this is next level AI huh?

[@alphawolfgaming69420]

"I'm afraid of the Boogie man." "Who's the Boogie man? You figure it out! I'm getting out of here." *MISSON: FIND THE BOOGIE MAN*

[@celebalert5616]

Hes not an NPC hes the main character, he just choosing random dialogue options

[@turmoilbreaker9301]

underrated

[@hummusinvenice1714]

Underrated [2]

[@Skelbiner]

underrated

[@antoniogivaldri5184]

Really underrated

[@okuyasuniijimura]

Rated

[@voltrvayt7198]

"I'm nobody, and you can't kill a person with no body" That's a sick ass npc quote

[@Brownismyname]

that's some slam poetry there.

[@jacobpugpoirier3350]

Just imagine the game is on idle for 5 hours and your screen is recording the whole time because you forgot before you went AFK and you really look at the footage and see if anything cool happened but it is a five-hour long speech of this dude talking to a camera

[@voltrvayt7198]

@@jacobpugpoirier3350 I am pretty sure he can go on talking about random shit for hours and hours lol, true NPC

[@animehunter3590]

Light from death note is crying

[@shreyanshmalewar1208]

They made a movie out this man.

[@GHOSTJCJ]

This is guy is living in 40 parallel dimensions at the same time.

[@BalladofBerets]

Lol yes bud hahahaha

[@mcharbo8726]

This guy is off his meds.

[@orionishi6737]

Seriously, like what is going on here?

[@GHOSTJCJ]

@@orionishi6737 We need to unlock 96.69% brain capacity to comprehend his method of communication.

[@Trilobita98]

@@orionishi6737 it seems like some sort of psychosis

[@pukes6273]

"I'm a nobody and you can't kill a person with no body" I'm definitely going to use this.

[@travissantiago5646]

girl: whats your name? guy: *starts having an existential crisis*

[@delirious323]

not trying to sound like a redditor, but it would be 'starts having an existential crisis'

[@Latzz]

@@delirious323 ok

[@elvararchfeld9734]

@@delirious323 well I mean it would be many things.

[@danieldalcorso4584]

@@delirious323 well, you see, it's because he is an existential threat

[@D1n0nlyD1v94]

Me everyday

[@nol75]

“Talk to the pope, he knows everything” *Map Updated* *Talk To The Pope*

[@Zeriel00]

**Shukushoom sound**

[@Blox117]

near the city of chorrol

[@hiwhatexpectedarealnamewit8772]

Talk to the Pope near the chapel

[@chonkchonk9521]

Hahahahahha! Gold, this one should be at the top.

[@IPray4TheComforter]

we get it, you are funny as shit. please stop

[@danielnovabrower]

This dude needs to get into politics he's perfect at deflecting straight forward questions.

[@redandinata4568]

Lmao for real tho all she asked is whats his name 😂

[@gurpanimations7874]

I forgot what the question was 😂😂

[@lindaobryan3175]

"I AM A FUCK UP, GOOD-BYE" 🙋

[@fishfresh4538]

The comments will always be the best part of every video - Gandhi probably

[@parsoniareigns]

Daniel Nova Brower, I am glad that you made this comment at this time. Some may say that. Others may choose to ignore. Becoming complacent. Yesterday... Seriously, this guy is a master in non sequitur verbal expression. Would make a fantastic political speech writer and hypnotherapist too.

[@rogervenandy2241]

Just imagine asking the name a random guy and he leaves you with a crisis of existentialism, just too good to be true. this man is brilliant

[@ddc2957]

😂😂😂

[@wrongtime9097]

This ain’t no NPC, this is the player trying to tackle every single side-quest at once

[@daylinhesford3116]

Omg imndying

[@airriin2739]

this... this is too good

[@topnotchsports0]

This need more likes

[@thefunkybassistnl]

instantly gets 39 completed quest medals

[@gemmathiim1625]

holy shit you funny fuck

[@taiyo9421]

The girl : What's your name? The NPC : *"I've trained my entire life for this"*

[@Koolplayer12]

The thing below me is gah

[@Koolplayer12]

gay*

[@comradecat1922]

@@Koolplayer12 I guess that's you then

[@comradecat1922]

Than*

[@Koolplayer12]

r/whoosh

[@gabriellacet1172]

This guy is the human representation of typing using nothing but the keyboard autocorrect bar

[@Crumbaa]

Yesssssss

[@mythologiasend3264]

Most accurate comment ever

[@farhs3133]

This comment on the day of the year we only have a bigger gap than the wealth gap in america from the motel Florida and then go to bed now. -My keyboard

[@yannisliosis8108]

I don't remember if you had any progress in the middle east but it was a very difficult for the whole package to do so I know what is going to be Greek but it was the first consonant to the best possible and I am a chef and I am a great leader in a not so great services and the people with the same thing as well as a grant to be Greek or not to listen and the people of course from you to the better you :"")

[@VaxzaLimeIsCool]

The other day I dont understand that the first time you get caught in a car that is not the only thing you have no feelings of them might have been the best way too you could have a good time with your son in a relationship and then he will have to get the DLC and you can be sure to be a part time and a way of doing anything that will make it easier to do a little better job than the rest in your mind if I do it with you except you have a lot from my life that you are not interested to be with a chick or something else you would like a lot more to do it with me if I do not get it right now I would have been able if you had to go.

[@kunkunca]

This is currently the best video on KZbin.

[@cmudd9788]

I need this guy around my house to answer the phone when telemarketers call

[@emwhyte]

I would damn near hire him for that service lol

[@anonymousunknown2919]

Lol underrated

[@Bluew0lfie]

Lmao yes

[@plastictouch6796]

Amazing comment

[@jakeemerson93]

😂

[@nattystrongman4925]

That's not an oblivion NPC. That's a player who has completed the game and is forced to play it again.

[@mgsebi1462]

True

[@cris46531]

He knows too much 👀

[@partiallyhuman]

And did all the side quest. Now he's just waiting for the dev to update the game

[@al_sprays_paint8669]

He only completed the daedric quests, in the reverse order

[@dmitritelvanni4068]

Right. Everybody gangsta till they meet an immortal veteran of waterloo.

[@thegreenestofmachines]

This man has so much wisdom it’s driven him insane. He has found the answers, and the answers have broke him

[@incorruptiblemikeadams6947]

That's pretty much exactly how it works, sadly.

[@stealthsection6442]

😬 ❗

[@user-pb5xk5bk5r]

I'd pay good money to see him debate with Kanye west

[@MrSalvia18]

I love this comment thanks for sharing 🙂

[@edinonjunio]

He has probably read an Elder Scroll without enough preparation

[@ranjan_v]

I'll take what he's having

[@avigokuu]

howdu macha

[@lecommentar9851]

Psychosis?

[@oleg54806]

He definitely had that sweet sweet skooma

[@Rl-tn1ys]

@@oleg54806 what oblivion skooma does to a skooma addict

[@feverdream5622]

mental illnesses

[@immortalsun]

**yells for two minutes straight** “I’m not gonna raise my voice.”

[@0truckmafk]

lol it's like when someone says: "I'm not racist but..." That's where I grab the popcorn because here comes the good stuff!

[@pr6264]

@@0truckmafk stfu

[@PreserveSakartvelo]

@@pr6264 gotta respond to these people with something reasonable if you care enough to otherwise it makes no sense to contribute as much as they have with their sentiments. It's just fighting fire with fire.

[@kalistothenes]

@@pr6264 no u

[@turbotegs2102]

@@pr6264 ey man, my boy a little weird but dont tell him to stfu

[@Snow-dv7hx]

The fact the woman listened to every word he said and didn't pull the mic away once is admirable.

[@वीर-ङ8व]

TBH I'd do the same

[@cola3889]

She's a hero.

[@tahj2981]

she's Wifu

[@martines2956]

She listened with so excintement 😂

[@jessmaster5000]

Her face when he rips open his shirt

[@PDXpackrat]

I've never seen "stream of consciousness" put into such a literal scene. That was amazing. I absolutely loved her little giggle and smirk from time to time as she fought to contain laughter.

[@alanmlkbanda]

She didn’t pull the mic away because she immediately realized how valuable this would be on KZbin

[@nesdes8363]

Lol isn't it staged

[@YourLocalCafe]

100th like!

[@VashTheDamnFiend]

@@nesdes8363 how? You can’t write nonsensical shit like that and when people do it comes off fake & contrived

[@roxas4587]

@@nesdes8363 if that ia staged then this person is the greatest actor humanity has had 😂

[@Nummymuffincocobutter]

and maybe afraid what he'd do if she walked away

[@vozamaraktv-art5595]

I'd pay to watch a presidential debate with this guy as a candidate.

[@Haarsgard]

Just watch 2016 and 2020 american election debates

[@tonyf2297]

@@Haarsgard unoriginal lol nice joke bum

[@Haarsgard]

@@tonyf2297 k

[@katyungodly]

He's more coherent than the options we've been given for the last 8 years

[@bogdanh635]

I'd pay with my life

[@inzane86]

This guy would make a good politician. He got asked for his name and ranted for like 2 minutes on something entirely unrelated.

[@ttttillermand]

I don't know what to tell you man, he's just the only one who tells it like it is.

[@SeanUCF]

Not "something", many things 😂

[@shepfaulk229]

Plot twist: that whole rant is his name

[@taylorheart2024]

👌 👌😂😂😂😂😂

[@thepathofspice]

It's a great skill to have.

[@OneManArmy1973]

Been watching a lot of these Oblivion NPC videos lately and I have to admit, this one is probably the best one out there, also confirming that any human conversation gets greatly elevated with this song playing in the background. #nobody #notafraid #youfigureitout

[@cdluggage]

Forsworn bard drops a new ballard 🤣🤣check that one out

[@cdluggage]

CHECK OUT: TROLLING A SKOOMA ADDICT🤣🤣🤣 BARD DROPS A NEW BEAT🤔🤣🤣🤣

[@Al_Gonzo]

"I'm nobody, you can't kill a person with no body" *TOP 10 RAPPERS EMINEM WAS AFRAID TO DISS*

[@oraidasstaselis554]

XD

[@andyb.4698]

😂

[@Millionaires.Empire]

well mfcking purplehead wasn't one of them

[@Mark12434]

fr

[@Al_Gonzo]

@Christian Ball how is it ironic

[@fatmanyevo6235]

The man just had 14 conversations with himself all at once

[@sssddfsafsda494]

Yes i suppose so, but did the pope tell you that?

[@sssddfsafsda494]

yeah, because he knows everything

[@sssddfsafsda494]

Well obviousley not

[@sssddfsafsda494]

Obviouly*

[@sssddfsafsda494]

obviously* jesus can any of you spell?

[@unclebully158]

“I’m a Nobody and you can’t kill a person with no body”-Sun Tzu Who is Plato

[@Clynikal]

Puzzle piece #31, who has the other pieces?

[@D1n0nlyD1v94]

Guess I don't need to read art of war anymore

[@animalvideo9105]

Marie Antoinette : " . . . "

[@GrandmasterofWin]

- Kanye West

[@john_hatten2862]

KH in a nutshell

[@PokeDude011]

"TALK TO THE POPE! HE KNOWS EVERYTHING!" *quest updated*

[@BrokeCanadian]

At least he didn't raise his voice.

[@zohrehshojaei5373]

Bruh lmao

[@Volt64bolt]

1:50 ... you were saying?

[@Alex-fm6jd]

@@Volt64bolt that wasn't his final form.

[@justlivin3998]

Volt64bolt 2:30

[@sovereignboss1841]

@@justlivin3998 you I still got more cards to show

[@manboy4679]

He answered only one question of her's, and 50 of his own.

[@howard_phillips_lovecraft]

The man went full Greek philosopher right there

[@guiden1954]

And he barley answered her questions

[@aaronrocks9207]

0:48 he answers

[@Killerbee_McTitties]

@@aaronrocks9207 but was that his real name or just one his many aliases?

[@0.001mm_tolerancy]

@@Killerbee_McTitties My real name, it's Hackett. James Anthony Hackett, Jimmy, Jimbo, Jimjar, sometimes down at the pub they'd call me Dan but my name isn't Dan. I was once visited by an alien species, they referred to me as ├̷̧̢̡̢̡̢̗͇̫̣͔̮͉͍̹ͪ̿̀͒̆̈ͧ͋͐͊̑́ͮ̊ͯͫ͗̐̀̌̆ͬ̆ͩ̎͊͋͞͡͠͠͞͠ͅ҉̧̨̞̞̼̈ͮ̊͝͏̢͈̟̦̫̺͓͔̥͇̥͙̓̏̒ͩ̆̍͒͂̊̏ͩ̍̀͘͜͜͟҉̴̶̶̴̨̡̟̦̥̻̺̘̩̥͚̎ͭͣ̂̿̓ͣ͆̀ͫ̏͌ͣ̚͘͢͞͏┬̶̷̯̜͓͊͋̊̉ͬͨ́̽̋̋̅ͭ̋̑̃ͮ̈́ͪ͛ͮ͗̀͡҉̶̢̡̡̢͕̣̖̤͕̩̤͕̰̻̯͚͇̲̭̮̣̥̯͍̭̥̋ͣ̊̔̆ͮ̐̉̈̋ͦ̈̔ͯ̎ͥ̂̕̕̚͢͟͞͞┴̣̎̚҉̡̛͙̖͖͓̩̥͖̠̑͂ͤ̉͛̆ͩͮ̎̀̄̈́̂ͬͨ̿̍̅͗̏̈́͘͘͟͞͞┬̸̸̷̷̴̷̨̡̡̛̖̪̬̰̤͈̖͔̙̟̮̣̰̼͍̻̰̻̭̩̗͙͖̞̼͍̖̪̘̗͓̞̯̥̤̯̜̦͓̩̄̀̔̈ͦͭ̀͆ͨ̾ͧ͆̔̑̅̌̓̔͛ͤ͗̌̿̇̐͊̈ͩ͒ͨ̑ͣͮ͌͛̂̈́̌̾̔͛̃ͦ̎ͣ̊͋̆͘͘̕͢͜͢͟͟͟͢͞͡ͅ҉͚̜͙̊̔ͣ̿̿ͯ͗̋͟͢┴̷̸̨̡̡̖̝̩͈̯̱̤͙͚͕̭̰̱̪̞̠̦̝̝̹̬̳̖̙̥̩͍͕̫͈͍͍̒͌̈́̎ͭ͗ͥ̑̿͂́͛̔͋̍̋̂̾̓̏̄ͪ̒ͪ̎ͣͪ͋̋͒́͛͊ͩ́͘͢͢͜͠͝͝͠͡͝┬̧͍̱͈͖̫̑ͤ̓͊̏̋̓̾ͬ̎́̏͡͡┴̛̦̟̘̙͙̼̉̇ͪͣ̆͞͠┬̸̡̨̧̹̝̭̜͔̠̮̞̹̓́̆̽̉̑́ͧ͜͠͠ͅ͏̧̡̖͚̯̫̪̣̣͌̀̑̈ͬͨ̿ͣ̎̍͌̆͐̓ͮ͂͢͝┴̸̴̷̡̛̛͚͍̟̤͙͚̙̼̫̗̼͓͚̳̱̩͈̙̞͎̀̍͛̀̆̊ͥ̌̒́̋͋ͦͧͣ̽̇̉̆͌͐͆̀͘̕͘͘͢͠͞┤̴̲͎͇̼͕͇̯̝͙̟̩̪̼̯̘͗͊̍͒͂̾̎ͮͨ̎̑̎̒͜͠

[@wanderer1385]

The man has probably not spoken to anyone in years and had to let everything out

[@starstencahl8985]

People after quarantine

[@dmitritelvanni4068]

Not since waterloo. Napolean was his hero. The only friend he needed. Unfortunately due to his vampirism he outlived them all.

[@Ostyn-DT24]

This comment is actually deeply saddening.

[@karkkimarkkinat2109]

This is what schizophrenia looks like. Not joking. I used to work with these people. He's having an episode. We need to bring back mental asylums.

[@brandonfoley7519]

@@Ostyn-DT24 why?

[@shaunhunterit342]

I like how the interviewer was calmly listening as if this was all normal, and it was only once he mentioned going to hang out with the vampires that she seemed amused

[@glads-bw6he]

If you look at her attentively, you can see that she was trying to hold herself from laughing from the beginning, she even breaks a little bit before that bit, I think it's here 00:49

[@neonetic8526]

He sounds like a man who has lost everything and has nothing to lose

[@Braveheart-eb9zj]

never had anything to lose in the first place

[@madrabbit3627]

Nah that's just Arthur fleck

[@jackspedicy]

Those make the most dangerous people

[@propheon9789]

Thats called marriage.

[@TheRockLobsterMafia]

That is scarily accurate...

[@geminiii6634]

It's like pressing X during conversation and just hearing bits.

[@Hanhanhanhanhanw]

🤣🤣🤣

[@batboy5023]

woosh

[@Poke2019]

Lol

[@souna5755]

@@batboy5023 wooshing the air is gamer

[@karmitdafruge1]

"To the people that called me a sleep walker, I woke up" Powerful..

[@rembramlastname3631]

I wouldn't take that with a grain of salt.

[@SuzukiHalwende]

And now I'm going back to sleep

[@creepermanzombie24]

@@SuzukiHalwende that part cracked me up lol

[@diggernick01]

Also synchronized with the crescendo

[@inkrollo936]

But he went back to sleep

[@davidsantacarla]

Girl: “What’s your name?” *Regret immediately sets in*

[@shouryakashid1065]

You're laughing. He's telling his name and you're laughing.

[@backnine1542]

“im confused...” me too

[@hikermichael9443]

He's get some sort of personality disorder.

[@willywonkaandthewarcrime4493]

See wen u go like that...

[@NordicThunderWarrior]

How about another name murray?

[@vedarovski4110]

I am not laughing. I am dead inside.

[@franz643]

"I'm going back to Waterloo where the vampires hangout" *Vampire hideout added to map*

[@franz643]

@Benjamin Brand honestly Lol

[@heretic4405]

@Grayson Owens more like Waterloo, ON

[@BetweenInnings]

@Grayson Owens Pretty sure it's Waterloo, ON because this was filmed in Toronto

[@dobefrmdadead]

Excellent

[@austinnix8604]

@Franz that killed me

[@_DarkMoves]

this was legit entertaining, every bit seemed like it was peak and then he just one-up'ed it constantly

[@MrEysox]

That guy definitely knows how to captivate a crowd.

[@TheBaltimore69]

Like the perfect mixtape

[@fleurlion]

this is the most accurate thing- I literally read this comment as he ripped his shirt open lmao

[@jamiewalker8772]

@@fleurlion oh that hasn’t happened yet 😂

[@bluesap7318]

Comments had my attention

[@segalman]

Plot Twist: she actually skipped the NPC's speech in-between, that's why the end result didn't make sense

[@subhajitkarmakar291]

He has to be the boss NPC.

[@justphaedra7034]

😂 for real though!!!!

[@longdirtytoenails1076]

@@justphaedra7034 mini-boss*

[@crazeddevill2225]

Nope pop outta these lazy boys is superior

[@Anudorini-Talah]

@@longdirtytoenails1076 stfu*

[@a.s945]

Wtf does npc stand for?

[@Cogniche]

“I’m a nobody, and you can’t kill a person with no body” legendary.

[@flor.7797]

Kanye West would be proud hearing this

[@robezy0]

Can't die when you're dead anyways

[@Afurthyclays]

Spittin' cold, hard FACTS!

[@PerfectRotMG]

Preach

[@realnice3672]

@@robezy0 you can't die more than once.

[@BrownBearKHAN]

He’s not the NPC. He’s the main character skipping through all of the dialogue.

[@jamminoutrexan5474]

I burst out laughing at this comment

[@LeiliMana]

Best comment!

[@Foobin_Lera]

This comment made me cackle like an old witch on Halloween night

[@trustedc6133]

He’s from the future and is telling us the whole lore of the game before it came out!

[@nunyabiznes80085]

Comment of the year!

[@onlyyoucanstopevil9024]

This man must be main character

[@Scramify]

- 2 mins and 30 secs of yelling later- “i’m not going to raise my voice”

[@heitorral]

Sounds just like my mother

[@SeanLain]

*shirt open*

[@elocxv]

*after ripping his shirt like the hulk* “im not going to raise my voice...”

[@grandpaonfire6834]

"I'm a nobody, and you can't kill a person with no body". A misunderstood genius

[@GK_Imagimotion]

Yea that was f@€kin brilliant 👏

[@ahlatagaci2018]

He's just a NPC, he ofc won't die

[@braydenburr3881]

Straight bars in my opinion

[@VascoCC95]

He is modded and has no hit-box for his body

[@ahlatagaci2018]

@@VascoCC95 no bro it's just ping that's why our attacks don't count..

[@lonely_orphan]

Him ripping his shirt open was the most normal thing he's done that whole interview

[@seanmatthewking]

@DriftingDuck She technically asked him a question 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@SuperMan-yw8gm]

🤣🤣 that made me lol irl

[@wudly9195]

Props to the lady for letting him give his entire speech without cutting him off

[@scintillam_dei]

@@wudly9195 It's dangerous to interrupt a guy like that.

[@earthwisdom9]

If he dressed appropriately for a late night poetry reading at a cafe, delivered this message in a slow, steady way it would hit the crowd in a profound way and most like would have gotten him a standing ovation. *for some reason the poetry reading scene from a goofy movie where they snap their fingers comes to mind!

[@Progger11]

Oh, my sweet summer child... That "poetry scene from A Goofy Movie" is based on an actual movement called beat poetry. I weep for your children.

[@HueterDerCouch]

The best part is her just listening and not once interrupting his monologue.

[@lukyvete9263]

I would also be afraid to ask anything else when I get this answer to "what's your name?"

[@LS9646]

She: I too a confused now. Him: dont Steal my Name.

[@icecoldwolfz]

He is the good villan

[@retsreinyrelgeinthrelaveri1456]

Plot Twist: Because it was her who did all of that to him

[@Justin0676]

Funniest shit ever😂😂😂😂😂

[@BearDown4Life]

This man has 99 problems and story telling isn't one.

[@RogerH_CxP]

I liked it but its on 69

[@moinderrebell1441]

Only Comment i liked (as Far as i remember)

[@defalt9715]

@@RogerH_CxP Now it's on 695, so I know what I have to do...

[@szczesciejestkoloruczarneg749]

that was a great wrestling promo xd

[@adamlafountain5727]

Now you have exactly 1k likes

[@user-ew5ef9xd1s]

We may be witnessing the greatest improv set of all time.

[@vanman724]

I was thinking exactly the same thing. Nothing more real and spontaneous, and apparently funny than crazy.

[@darkdoescosplays]

The plot twist would be he did this ironically

[@GirLikesFarming]

While this is a pretty good improv / insanity rant, I will leave this link for your consideration kzbin.info/www/bejne/hHLLaqKCqJtqedk (Not an oblivion NPC conversation!)

[@jamesgregory1144]

That's right

[@VashTheDamnFiend]

if i saw that at a comedy club id give it up for him

[@MrGh0s1]

I love how he shouts but at the end says I’m not gonna raise my Voice

[@Lee_NV]

"You can't kill nobody with no body" - Steve Sparrows, the Waterloo Vampire

[@libertyisparamount1443]

STEVE SPYROS - EASY GOING!

[@Jesusrepent]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@r-b1960]

LMAOOOOO THE WATERLOO VAMPIRE I-

[@r-b1960]

LMAOOOOO THE WATERLOO VAMPIRE I-

[@qwerty-tz1vj]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mrwasgehtsiedasan3278]

Psychologist: "Every dream has a meaning." My dreams:

[@seifixnetwork4663]

Lmao

[@Sorin_7]

😂😂

[@thedudewiththekidinthebase6686]

MrWasGehtSieDasAn

[@aerielblair8333]

Basically lol

[@agestatsega]

The Meaning Of Your Dream Is, That Your Dream Was A Nonsense.

[@WavyFBaby]

“I’m a nobody, you understand? And you can’t kill a person with no BODY...how can you die when you’re dead?” -Mr. Waterloo

[@gabrilapin]

*INHALES* PROFOUND

[@endyayala9386]

@Juan Diego *rips shirt open* I’m not gunna raise my voice

[@testuser_tgo]

A dream a bomb

[@Grunt0066]

"People die when they are killed" "Just because you're correct doesnt mean you're right"

[@N0l30dy]

As a fellow nobody I support this message

[@whiteheart9218]

Respect to this woman for letting him talk confusely

[@SupPartyPeople]

How his job interviews go: Interviewer: Interesting resume you got here. Him: That's just my first name...

[@davidlollipop2714]

Oh my god

[@dinamosflams]

What are we even doing naming thing with substantives, there are s many option to make names, like verbs, poems and numbers (thank you Elon, for opening our eyes) I'm naming something with Full sentence after my shopping list description right away!

[@planetpanthers5826]

When an old person tells you a “quick story” and they get distracted every 3 seconds and start to tell you a new story

[@Martiandy]

Hahahahahhaha this comment is so underrated

[@SignedOff402]

Um...this looks like schizophrenia to me.

[@bloodsweatandbeers4684]

Girl at the end: 'So... what was your name again?' Guy: repeats the whole thing

[@wilhelmu]

But I just told you my name!

[@romandashkevich9780]

@@wilhelmu why are you crying?

[@Bambim8]

So what's your name again? Aha mhm hmm... You wouldn't get it. **That's life! That's what all the people sa-ay...**

[@tremendousyeet3467]

0:47

[@rickitickibobbiwhobbin.8790]

She will never be able to remember his name.

[@Berserker70]

So much information!! I need a part 2 of this

[@maxbrown9918]

She’s constantly switching from laughing to being kinda scared haha

[@jnostalgic539]

😂........😳.......😂......😳

Quests updated: - Separate the church and state; - Graduate at school of magic; - Eliminate the vampires from waterloo; - Kill the nobody; - Find the boogie man; - Deliver the sun glasses; - Wake up the sleep walker; - Enlighten the ministry's view; - Find the bums; (requires New York Manhattan DLC) - Talk to the pope;

[@rafaelgiovani4014]

😂😂😂😂

[@hooleefuk2623]

"I accept these quests." - Steve Sparrows

[@a.velderrain8849]

Dang, that many quests? This is like the most important NPC in the game.

[@Sergio-sh8qv]

My life is complete

[@alterfalter6154]

Lol 😃

[@noir4762]

"I'm a nobody, and you can't kill a person with no body."

[@obsidiannutsack551]

Deep af. I think theres more...

[@jeffgrim4315]

I gotta use that one

[@aaronvansichem]

Better lyrics than eminem

[@Kloutrous808]

how can he die when he's already dead??

[@maroosia]

How do you kill one which has no life

[@Frosted_Over]

What a roller coaster of emotions in one monologue. I was on the edge of my seat.

[@cheeseboi588]

Every second he gets more confident and sure of what he's talking about.

[@seventhseraphim6257]

What that something is. We will never know. He is a higher intelligence than us. We will never know

[@tectomes]

That's the problem with opening our mouths.

[@BatkoBrat]

He's asking all the real questions

[@lemonator8813]

A true Trump lol the BS is strong in this one

[@ceecee4049]

😂😂😂

[@travislee73]

“I’m not gonna raise my voice” after ripping his shirt open has to be the best ending to a KZbin video in the history of KZbin videos.

[@nicksantoro144]

I fucking lost it when he said that

[@Lo54Lo]

That was definitely a drop the 🎤 moment

[@wobblegook]

That was quite a closer or shall I say an.... opener? Lol

[@H3rBCantKill]

Facts hahahahahaha

[@bigdadbeefsticks]

And the fact that it was the quietest sentence he'd spoken the entire video

[@joylesstiger]

I'm glad telling someone my name doesn't require buying a new shirt.

[@LoboPreto]

That's why I always wear shirts with snap buttons!

[@mattjohnson894]

Roll call put his family in debt

[@kennethazor]

ooh, that's a good one

[@saytgaming2960]

Interviewer: what's your name? The man: proceeds to tell her his entire legacy

[@stackflow343]

When the first girl to speak to you in a decade unknowingly triggers every monologue you've bottled up over the years. at once.

[@CEOofSleep]

🤣

[@TheLakabanzaichrg]

Literally got all out of his chest

[@afajriz5721]

No need to get personal dude 🙃

[@mateuszjokiel2813]

@@TheLakabanzaichrg Including the shirt

[@r0conscious]

😂

[@i5879]

"I'm nobody; you can't kill a person with no body." Damn I wasn't ready for that

[@basedbattledroid3507]

So why am I afraid? I'm not afraid. I'm afraid of the Boogeyman.

[@khalidalnahdi1526]

Vegetarian Soylent Green who’s the boogeyman? You figure it out

[@emilecarette8993]

Eminem wishes he wrote that line

[@bossboy191919]

Dude is woke 😂

[@Collector_Of_Incel_Tears]

That shit had me shooketh

[@flare749]

“To all those people who called me a sleepwalker, I woke up. Now I’m going back to sleep” truly inspirational

[@xdiamonddogx]

😂💀

[@lostmk896]

Hahahaha

[@N0l30dy]

Maybe the most woke thing Ive ever heard

[@mekudu-man3804]

@@N0l30dy wokeception

[@Siegmeyer4]

Now I'm going back to Waterloo where the vampires hang out!

[@prickayeey8420]

Pure genius. This guy is so deep in thought . Greatest speech I ever heard.

[@elijah_oofoof8891]

The man The myth The Waterloo vampire.

[@jimharrop9818]

lmaaoooooo

[@xtramicticol]

He’s not a NPC he’s a story character.

[@Chibi_Nagisa]

Imao.

[@McLovin18-88]

He's the main character

[@hyperion3145]

He's actually the player

[@jmuk9165]

He's playing the game we are the npc

[@NL-tq1yr]

His the narrator

[@seventhuser904]

She is a woman of Culture for not interrupting him a single time.

[@bran.1360]

But the face she makes at the very end judged him more than words ever would😂

[@scaressell6880]

@@bran.1360 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jeromemock26]

Because it was funny

[@ayofrtho7014]

@@bran.1360 who wouldnt tho lmfao

[@neko7997]

i just think she was scared to do anything

[@manuelfernandes1344]

*If he doesn't speak at my funeral, I'm not dying*

[@kebiwoni]

How can you die when you're already dead?

[@SendU2Jesus]

, I'm not going to raise my voice.

[@nahirigathering1392]

after 20 years of youtube and 3 billion commys... this is the best one so far.

[@nahirigathering1392]

@xEroxSennin shit i didnt know

[@greg49908]

Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

[@WavyFBaby]

This man gave us intimate access to the deep recesses of his mind. Straight through the depths of Waterloo.

[@adhejeejejtgrjdjfjgfjrtjjr3131]

all she asked was his name

[@uncutxhardstyle2934]

sometimes in life you get more than you wished for, don't think about it just take it no questions asked

[@zackjacobson1987]

There's no way in fuck she was gonna take the mic away from this madman

[@Yeshuaistheonlyway-g8e]

😂🤣

[@PictureThisNewMedia]

@@zackjacobson1987 i mean would you?

[@notarmchairhistorian7779]

He did say it. His name was "Confused" if I heard it correctly.

[@Sniperjet_DblGT]

The man was so inspiring... I'm going to now rethink my life to be this very man

[@MikiyasTeowodroes]

A vampire or a sleep walker?

[@Sniperjet_DblGT]

@@MikiyasTeowodroes both

[@Z7Sakari]

This guy is remarkably well spoken considering how much skooma he’s clearly had.

[@Bonkite]

omg lmfao

[@YYeeaah]

Agreed

[@YYeeaah]

He on that red water skoom crap

[@SauronMagus]

Skooma 😂 😂 😂

[@kkkutas]

that must be greendust

[@tobiasm5796]

You guys don't appreciate how difficult it is to speak this incoherently unless your on drugs or crazy.

[@kaihocompany]

Have you heard of that one dude running office for 4 years?

[@missAlienation]

@Zero Knight I definitely thought of schizophasia after finishing this video, and now I learned that it's called word salad in English

[@a.velderrain8849]

I believe it. The only time I used drugs, I spoke basically like this. It made perfect sense to me at the time but then the drugs wore off and I realized it was 4 am.

[@Pegarexucorn]

@@kaihocompany oh trust me I know

[@Pyros-shade]

@@kaihocompany refer back to the conditions: either crazy or on drugs.

[@Coxecutioner]

He told her absolutely everything about himself besides the one thing she asked

[@WaylonJonesO]

Everybody knows him. Steve Spyros ? Easy going ?

[@Coxecutioner]

@@WaylonJonesO yeah you're right about that one, she shouldn't have picked such a dumb question in the first place

[@showsprite9166]

He almost sent nudes too... Unnamed nudes...

[@hungry6646]

@@WaylonJonesO 🤣🤣🤣

[@vb8428]

@@WaylonJonesO Everybody? Guess you're crazier and even more off-kilter than him

[@slicefire1093]

I love that the music starts getting really dramatic after he says he "woke up" and it makes the words feel inspirational and its amazing lmao

[@Turner_D_Century]

Reporter’s fault: she kept hitting X on the dialogue prompt.

[@a.i.m.f8567]

The entire monologue was 3 hours long then

[@minhyukjang]

This comment is underrated

[@aminudin14]

Lol😂😂😂

[@BrianM_3rd]

Gotta exhaust his dialogue, bro. He might have a good item.

[@1ciscojg]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aliboy357]

This man has a future in politics after diverting such a simple question so masterfully.

[@thesurvivorssanctuary6561]

I luv u, 😂🤣👌

[@Aaryan.S]

@@thesurvivorssanctuary6561 yo,wtf.

[@deepikasharma8078]

@@thesurvivorssanctuary6561 No homo -Thanos

[@JoaoSousa-ek7gx]

And ending up not answearing.

[@Angelasmith38492]

😂😂😂😂

[@dakotaarthur6515]

Plot twist: the church is actively hunting him down because he’s a vampire and everything he said is true.

[@mr.vercotti9509]

Lmao

[@smoothoperator149]

The church of waterloo

[@Iam-a-live]

@@smoothoperator149 the pope is in it

[@hanovergreen4091]

I hate New Mexico vampires....

[@ThirstyMilk]

They just gotta get the boogeyman

[@humectanianha8261]

The fact that nobody on set is halting the filming, shows that this guy is worth the sd card memory

[@Ornoth09]

"If it wasn't filmed, no one would believe" - is probably their collective thought.

[@donaldlarrimoreIII]

😂😂😂 *"SD Card Memory"*

[@agnidas5816]

That's no set - that is Toronto. I realize that since so many shows and movies are shot in Canada it looks like a movie set when you see it for real - but this was not a set :P

[@Blackoutfor10days]

_😵_

[@humectanianha8261]

@@agnidas5816 what i meant is filming crews, not like actual set. Like u know interview filming crews

[@crypstolmethod6816]

Truly the best Oblivion NPC rant out there. Dear lord. While part of my feels guilty, there isn't anything as funny as the inane babble of someone who's lost their mind. It just can't be replicated by someone with their faculties intact.

[@harshilgupta4833]

When you have to write a 500 word essay but you just ate a ton of edibles.

[@MjkL1337]

and during the making of it you genuinely think it's good

[@cactusbread2215]

Legit, that's a banger way of writing essays

[@Mcfatsack]

@@cactusbread2215 Best off topic essay your teacher will ever read 😂. High essays never ends on the subject the teacher assigned.

[@SunlightAldo]

500 words calls for a 500mg edible lmao

[@S4NSE]

omg so true