Oblivion NPC Dialogue

When you drink too much Skooma...
Original vid: • Can you tell the time?

[@bender8738]

He's not drunk, it's skooma. I'm a rehabilitation therapist in northern Cyrodiil. I see this all the time.

[@ghfjfghjasdfasdf]

😆👌

[@TheSilentshadows90]

do you tell the time when you see it thought ?

[@bender8738]

@@TheSilentshadows90 hahaha touche

[@whitetrashsuperhero39]

Wtf is skooma

[@engineergaming1669]

Must be a nearby skooma den

[@Ozrkil]

Logically speaking that was the best possible answer.

[@littlecurrybread]

anyone else just going through oblivion npc videos? lol

[@Poptartsthatareplain101]

Chris M. Ferguson hello fellow traveler✨

[@KackfeeLP]

no, i clicked on time a oblivion npc video and now they popping up like acne

[@GRaToMiC]

yep. previous video was a bearded predator sitting on a bench

[@ItsMaxwellBro]

they’re so funny

[@projectmayhem6898]

Oblivion NPC videos are how I keep up with news from the other provinces.

[@qualitycroissant8527]

Quest given: *inform the time keeper*

[@Stachelbeeerchen]

How he turned to the Clock 🤣

[@Ironislander4302]

Ada van Quapa yes

[@ZuiQuan]

Lmfaoo

[@OmniZero1178]

Wow lol

[@xoranginho]

thats the video

[@Kris-bl8zp]

lol, did not notice

[@oldundead]

"Yes!" *Turn to the clock exactly like an NPC*

[@SamaelVR]

"I am not drunk!" [Persuasion attempt failed] "Yes you are."

[@whiterunguard4144]

Wife: By the Gods, there's a psychopath on the loose!

[@Jorge01234]

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!!!

[@jordanmills3938]

Whiterun Guard by the nine divines,

[@silvercormorant5913]

Chill guard its just brenuin

[@solitudeguard5688]

Whiterun Guard Wait, I know you.

[@whiterunguard4144]

@@solitudeguard5688 wait, i know you too,you were fighting Dragons,aren't you? And what i get?guard duty.

[@Gamediril]

Sneak: 0, Husband: 100

[@TheCabbageMan]

Instead of husband, Speech: 100 He obviously used intimidate

[@stagedoger]

Gamediril it’s his mom

[@elijahscarboro8442]

When your speech skill isn’t high enough but you click any way .

[@Chickenbowser]

Quest Given: Consult the clock to learn more about the wizards attacking citizens with intoxication spells.

[@jimthompson8947]

Husband skills: Sneak : 0 Speech : 100 Honor : 100 Why is she mad ? He came home ..And MADE it home ..

[@nopenope7700]

PRAISE JESUS

[@jimthompson8947]

@igeto12 Sentiments reciprocated slanty 👍

[@LuxiBelle]

When you tube puts a 24 minutes meme on your recommended. They know what I like.

[@no-fv6iq]

Ok

[@GovnaBuckingham]

This was 30 seconds

[@coolchannel1239]

@@GovnaBuckingham how many minutes is that

[@bobafat2082]

@@coolchannel1239 24, duh

[@murph7421]

What?

[@diavoloscrimson7026]

Category: Gaming Game: *League of Legend*

[@keystrix3704]

Clock: "Yup, the story check. He can go now."

[@OHA97]

I love this old thing xD I just had to remember a quest where a duchess or queen dies in and how she died yelling "Fish!" at me... and I was hella confused xD

[@Chadronius]

*talking to the clock* I am not fucking drunk. the clock: Understandable, good day sir. *one second later* GREETINGS

[@toxicteabaging]

He sure told the time what was what, time will tell her that he is right!

[@ValendianCrafts]

After a joke like that I might have just sent him to sleep with a laugh.

[@itsstockofficer921]

Well he actually told the clock.

[@zynx1828]

@JIM BO some people might not have gotten the joke and he is explaining in a joke like manner? Idk

[@bobbiejim04]

Me: comes home Mom: Y R U DRUNK Me: IM NOT DRUNK Mom: well can u tell the time?? Me: tells the clock that I’m not drunk instead of telling the time

[@cal8338]

Everybody's gangsta until the clock tells Susan that the mans not drunk

[@Juppie902]

Quest progress: Tell the time you are not fucking drunk (1/1) - COMPLETED Level Up

[@JudeDreemurr]

When you're charisma is so high that you can persuade time that you're not fucking drunk! That NPC already aware of reality and can break through

[@naemonthecat]

I see the original video of this one, but the oblivion version is just perfect lmao

[@Atomicbeef42]

Optional: Tell the neighbors you are not drunk

[@TheDylandProductions]

Harry Potter really let himself go...

[@Sheepy765.]

Well played, he still drunk though.

[@elitef40]

Why the hell does it say that it's League of Legends in the description? 😂

[@DanielLopez-zt4ig]

You cannot rest here, your husband has not come yet.

[@Sleknerps]

This is some quality content

[@rx4pain]

-A Drunk with a Sharp Mind Appears-

[@Zekr0_]

When he talked to the clock i lost it

[@jasonjean5333]

By the Nine Divines

[@manciudorin2481]

i believe him

[@TheDivineCallingofJesusChrist]

LMAO the subtitle said "Sneak 0" at 0:07

[@pitbullkmilo17]

He sounds like Maurice Moss from "The IT crowd" tv show lol

[@jm8080ful]

I love that even the KZbin algorithm is drunk and mistake this as League of Legends

[@Bramon83]

You just got schooled sista

[@jzzu637]

I knew this clip without the music Everything about it changed

[@shaneashcraft2428]

He's on that damn moon sugar again 😂

[@lucid_lucas4509]

Isaac kappy dudint Jill himself... along with eipstein

[@demonfox13]

He sure showed that clock that he is not drunk.

[@danielles2167]

I CANT STOP WACHING THESE I DONT EVEN PLAY THAT GAME

[@bredmond812]

He done told that mf clock. Clock betta recognize

[@manofnomuscles5496]

This is no nord of Skyrim

[@Maluhia808]

Oblivion memes are haunting me again

[@thenutorious]

Well he did what they said

[@crowtheris]

This clip gets me every time.

[@aaronmarq8387]

I mean, the man served his commitment

[@MrSmithgobucs]

Speech lvl 100

[@Jester2415]

Clock: "Bullshit."

[@emnoir]

haha this is really funny. i had about the same story when i was 16. my friend brought me home and before ringing bell, i told him to tell my mother that im not drunk :D when she opened door before my friend said anything i start talking to my mom, hi mom can you tell my mom that im not drunk. just had a bit of drink D:DD

[@ekim64cub]

Double Jeopardy!

[@thegrandatm1844]

Yes that is the time actually

[@dmsas360]

Well i mean hes not wrong he told the time

[@Scott_396]

It was about time that clock should know what time it was.

[@filmgbg]

I mean the time sure did hear

[@manofnomuscles5496]

Clock be like : ok bro

[@pc612]

1080p60HD

[@playbackproductions1]

This is great

[@omegagames418]

*Looks in description to find the original vid* Description: *Game: League of Legends* Oh ok

[@mubeenjahangir7127]

No no he got a point

[@DrCoomer_1]

10000 Skooma *1 hour later*

[@landon-7316]

“I’m not drunk” “Yahshua”

[@Jonah84848484]

ngl, he outsmarted her dumb ass question and he’s wasted 😂-hate to break it to you, you can be hammered and still read a clock wtf

[@johnnynapalm970]

Imagine being this dude

[@awad7391]

I am bothered at that clocks placement within a home

[@br9809]

It's a great place imo, even if it's off center a bit.

[@chocolatesantos6009]

Clock: "0_0 okay mate."

[@PizzaRatJC]

He lost the tortise costume on his way back from the fancy party Rip

[@NyxieNymph]

Funny how in the description the game is league of legends instead of oblivion

[@badmorty5164]

Speak check failed

[@foxbox4366]

This is awesome channel !!

[@tahsinahmed5692]

0:20 this is when he knew he shoulda leveled up his charisma

[@Youcifer]

Why does this shameless reupload have more views than the original by Heihk?

[@matthew8153]

Yousef Jeddi KZbin’s algorithm.

[@TheAzorg]

Oh yes, I remember this video without the oblivion context when we discovered it a while ago ;) good old times

[@Danebrass12]

I dont think people understand this meme anymore

[@othatdawg]

The UK is a strange video game

[@shikharpratapsingh3779]

Who puts a clock like that near a door🤔

[@tokuscastle4320]

Subtitle says "Sneak: 0" at 0:06. I am literally crying 😂🤣

[@Phrate]

Paradox where?

[@faceless2302]

@@Phrate He means the Closed Captions feature.

[@filipc806]

League of Legends 2009

[@ghfjfghjasdfasdf]

😂😂😂 Fukin brilliant!!!

[@weir-doe3205]

He looks like Carlton if he is white

[@greendude0420]

When you hang out with Sanguine

[@Jorge01234]

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!!!

[@farikkun1841]

well he's not wrong

[@-Gous-]

Intelligence 0 Charisma 100

[@EugeneRichardPlanetCheese]

MY FUCKING INTERNET IS SHIT

[@FirstnameLastname-py3bc]

This was amaaazing ahahahahahahh

[@OK.156]

Category: Gaming

[@jamesmadera9861]

Bro you gotta check out Camping with Steve! His content wound be perfect

[@hathuntersscout2792]

Dad Jokes level increased

[@Schwarzorn]

I don’t think that’s a joke... He didn’t even notice his wife standing an arm’s length away, filming him. And his reactiontime is very slow. No wonder she’s upset.

[@gargaduk]

Clock = time?

[@CoachMike87]

Quest failed

[@Kupo_Kaachan]

So staged it hurts

[@heihk]

thank you for stealing my video...

[@CHICKENNUGGETSKOON]

Damn dude, lost all respect for the uploader

[@PM-vb4od]

You're welcome

[@heihk]

Jones Paul 😩

[@Alacard0malley]

Classic

[@CryAndReportMe]

Sneak: 0 Lol

[@voyaqe]

Okay.. Am i the only one asking why the video desc reads "League of Legends" it isnt even a game in the video

[@Enigmawatt]

Put captions on at 00:7 thank me later