Oblivion NPC's In Real Life │#1

Oblivion NPC's In Real Life │#1
WE ALL LOVE SOME REAL LIFE NPC CONVERSATIONS AND ENCOUNTERS, SO I PUT THE VERY BEST OBLIVION NPC CONCERSATION IN REAL LIFE TOGETHER FOR YOU GUYS TO ENJOY.
#npc #irl #oblivion #compilation #gaming #inreallife

[@jukeboxfandango]

The lady at 15:00 is the ultimate. That voice, the polite yet aggressive manner of speech, you can just tell she's a high elf

[@wherethetreegrows]

she even looks like one in Morrowind)))))))))))

[@smiggyballs4100]

"and-ill-have-you-know"

[@StewpidSixtynine]

"Right, ill speak to her then!"

[@coldbrett1723]

She sounds like the guy that was dressed as Gandalph when Triumph the Insult Comic Dog was in the Star Wars line

[@johnlogomasiniII]

Dude it’s like a legitimate NPC interaction so on point 😂

[@Arverni_Ursi]

3:33 he even glitched into a T pose 🤣

[@sketstropp]

Omg yes that was amazing

[@offenseliontv8803]

He was asserting dominance

[@ghostnyx]

@@offenseliontv8803 the ultimate power move xD

[@jukeboxfandango]

I was trying to figure this guy out. First he said "cheap fuckin screen" and then went blank by the pump. Then when the guy asked if he could get the fuck away he asked "I don't know, can you?". Then just "Cigarette". Then he touched his wallet saying "Right there". Then when the guy was ready to beat his ass he said "Can you feel the wind on my back?". The whole while he had money in his hand. I was thinking maybe he was asking for a ride on his bike? Maybe he wanted the guy to buy cigarettes for him? Then I noticed the 727 area code. This happening in Florida explains a lot.

[@kaiokenkamikaze21]

Lmfaoooo

[@lifeisgood420365]

01:14 *"call the f*ckin' cops, he's sh*ttin' in the mans bucket ma"* lmao this is never something I ever thought I'd hear in my life...

[@brianm9872]

😂

[@twitchycorpse4378]

only in new york

[@DiffrentPets]

You will hear that more often in the future

[@bellswhistles-2083]

Not sure who is the NPC there, the man screaming or the man shutting in the man's bucket 😂

[@pinecone1011]

Col. 3

[@manbearpig2582]

oblivion had more realistic dialogue than people think. It was ahead of its time

[@rjayyyy9623]

I love Oblivion, one of my favourite games of all time. It's hard to ignore the fact that the dialogue is really clunky sometimes though, but you are right, the game was indeed ahead of its time.

[@Mediocre00Rebel]

​@@rjayyyy9623 lol yeah they'd go up and have such a neutral conversation than one of them will be like "GET AWAY FROM MEEE!" lol

[@BaterWucket]

Have y'all heard of the High Elves?

[@Mediocre00Rebel]

@@BaterWucket "IM DONE TALKING TO YOU! HMPH!"

[@The_Gallowglass]

10:00 I don't agree with the guy making threats, but that cop was a c-nt.

[@The_Gallowglass]

1:22 This guy had a lot of balls to shoot water at a time traveling warrior from ancient Gaul.

[@sadpanda8608]

Lmao

[@fringeflix]

The perfect comment. Somehow he literally looks like an ancient Gaulish archer

[@jiujitsumike420]

“My favorite drinking buddy, let’s get some mead”

[@The_Gallowglass]

@@jiujitsumike420 u f-ckin' know it

[@peasmehasselberg975]

You're right, the guy looks like Asterix :D

[@jacklovell5389]

0:52 “HE’S SHITTIN’ IN YA BUCKET” killed me 😂😂

[@xmaslieder]

"DON'T DO IT AGAIN"

[@suctioncupman4744]

OH GAWD!!

[@StatisticOfTheLostGeneration]

CALL DA POE-LEASE!!!

[@J35Y1]

MA! CALL DA FUCKING COPS! HES SHITTING IN THE MANS BUCKET MA!

[@beluwhaleboi]

New York

[@MadGamerRus]

"Weather boy" was probably the toughest insult the man got in his life

[@laneshuler1154]

It was scripted it was his son

[@TheDennys21]

Nah man, that's like the mildest insult i have ever heard.

[@opfer88]

Wouldn't you like to know weather boy.. Damn that was lethal, the journalist probably had a depression after that line.

[@TheDennys21]

@@opfer88 it was a skit, that's his son.

[@opfer88]

@@TheDennys21 I just prefer the random kid version 🤣

[@Soreign_]

"Call the f%ckng cops! He's shitting in the man's bucket!" is a line I never thought I'd hear someone say while being serious

[@hadesobsidian5231]

"Call the cops! He shitt'n in that mans bucket" That's something you don't hear too often.

[@askquestionsplz]

the fact that its during corona when everyones so scared and hes maskless, dumpin in a bucket with people all around, the confidence is 100

[@shadowbanned7285]

​@@askquestionsplzThis like a gta alleyway!😂

[@DoubleDee382]

That guy screaming has got to be Bill Burr or related to him.

[@excrono]

0:53. If only the bystanders heard the Oblivion battle music kick in.

[@FarmerDrew]

I'm laughing at the writing on the wall History Your Story

[@Wandering_Nowhere]

The Oblivion music could turn any argument encounter into gold.

[@boneymacaroni13]

FR, some of these could easily make me feel tense without that music. 😂

[@andrewanderson1755]

The way that dudes hair flies back when he gets sprayed in the chest has me dying

[@yellowblanka6058]

Majestic....like if Fabio let himself go and starting drinking too much.

[@FuzzyPuppetFactory]

@@yellowblanka6058 Literally me.

[@k3rc4]

9:30 I like how the guy waited for his friends to come before he started raging so they could hold him back, that's some next level NPC script, man.

[@kanekissjgod7264]

Main quest right there

[@k3rc4]

@@kanekissjgod7264 bro needed his companions for the mission and to unluck the perk "Held back" which evoked some painful memories from his past...

[@kanekissjgod7264]

@@k3rc4 😂😂

[@undeadmatador]

the dude sitting in the car is a former starcraft pro named Idra. He was one of the most toxic players in all of epsorts. He wished cancer on one of his opponents among other things wihch drew a lot of ire from the community. Its a wild rabbit hole to go down as he was so toxic to anyone he went up against in starcraft. I would not be suprised if he did something to spurn this guys temper. The story goes he rear ended this guy who had a pregnant wife and he just went nuclear. But nobody can be too sure with someone like idra.

[@gpsmith1701]

@@undeadmatador Those were Marines...

[@gavin9174]

15:00 could legit be a oblivion voice actor

[@Kaizaruu]

this looks exactly like what i watch when i was learning English on 3rd grade lol (im not native speaker)

[@mimiko8577]

damn elves

[@wherethetreegrows]

no. high elf from Morrowind. She eve looks like one)))

[@TheDennys21]

8:12 no these 2 would fit much better.

[@pauldavis5665]

They should take that sound clip and actually put it in a future RPG game for some random NPC 🤣

[@nervousnorvus1944]

"Of course i'm drunk" still makes me laugh after all these years

[@LydiaKrow]

I like the part at the end, where he goes back to watering plants and the music changes back to calm Oblivion music... for some reason that makes me laugh even harder. :D

[@TheHegetzu]

I ain't done nothing!

[@TheDennys21]

"Of course i'm drunk, i'm always drunk"

[@michalmikes5286]

The delivery was perfect

[@Mediocre00Rebel]

I think there ain't no way that's real, but it's funny AF. it's just the way he stands there and allows the guy to soak him.

[@maddawgmoody]

1:53 when he sprayed his crotch and the music changed 😂😂😂

[@john-felmarg-blacksad759]

3:33 : NPC clearly bugged, doing T-Pose for a moment. The bicker should reload his game.

[@jammin2575]

😂 dominant stance 🤷‍♂️

[@Archdornan9001]

"Are you a p3d0file? I'm a child!" Well children shouldn't be driving vehicles

[@wherethetreegrows]

I cracked when she asked him this 3 times. Like if some sane person in his mind would ever answer positively to this question. LMAO

[@persapphone]

It’s creepy he was filming random people 🤷‍♀️

[@Despond]

@@persapphone You're being filmed every day and it's all recorded but someone filming you who you can get away with is creepy?

[@desox123]

@@persapphone he was probably filming the street or something you have no context wanker

[@htg98]

16 years olds: 😱 15 year olds: 😱

[@imisstheoldyoutube9845]

The last british altercation is hands down my favorite altercation of all time. The way they argue with eachother, the word choices amd the tone. It seems so scripted yet realistic.

[@WillyWobbles-u7q]

looks almost out of Monty Python haha

[@umbreonandespeon]

2:32 is my absolute favorite interaction and it lends itself so beautifully well to the way oblivion npcs speak "You're a thief!"

[@StickySauce101]

"you're a criminal!"

[@Farmynator]

You criminal SCUM!

[@user-ci3nm3gt8c]

Когда не прокачал скрытность или мало харизмы…

[@stevengaisbichler4644]

She could have easily been a vocie actor in the original game LMAOOO

[@adamallison2028]

As far as theses oblivion npc videos go it is the pinnacle. I’ve not seen one yet that tops it. Her delivery, the timing of the music. I don’t see how you could top it.

[@alejandrootero8894]

15:00 was so satisfying to listen to, that lady has a theatrical voice

[@ununius7436]

She needs to get voice acting for Bethesda lmaooo

[@CryosisOfficial]

She has the voice of a smoker of 40 years

[@H.EL-Othemany]

She's weird.. BUT it sucks when it's a Sunday. You're trying for once in the whole week to sleep in a little bit.. but you can't get that when someone is causing lots of noise.

[@HeckslerGaming-pi7sy]

dude this must be straight out of a game xD "i´m caaaalling the ppppoooolice" "on a sundae moooorning"

[@MikadoYuma]

I'm still trying to decide if she's a Nun or not

[@TheQuaadFather]

"You need Jesus ma'am" Never fails to make me laugh 😂

[@SaltWaterDrums]

I absolutely LOST it at "Me and Mr Hammer are gonna have a party"

[@madwellmusic8995]

He's a weaponsmith gone mad

[@Operationfocus]

​@@madwellmusic8995 He maxed his steel Warhammer. I bet he has been using enchantments.

[@Mlotshaw1]

I can't stand people like that guy. That would have been like all right then I guess me and Mr stabby Knife will attend that party.

[@DioBrando-qr6ye]

​@@Mlotshaw1he's fresh out of jail, he hasn't still adapted to "civilian" life.

[@noisepuppet]

A party sounds lovely! You and Mr Hammer? I've heard one of you is a tool, and the other is used for driving nails and tacks. 🎉

[@CaptainFalcon92]

I can't get over the last woman at 15:00. It has to be a reenactment from an actual rpg gamer. That was so on point, what a voice acting !

[@victoriarobinson6227]

It's a set up video that is

[@Azoria4]

@@victoriarobinson6227no it’s not 😂

[@kr6productions]

@@victoriarobinson6227 you sound like her

[@hamira1696]

imagine she gets hired by a talentscout. the voice acting is proper crackers

[@FlavourlessLife]

She sounds like a classically trained actor to me. Huge stage presence.

[@invisiblezero]

RIP First guy, you're a legend.

[@alonelybiscuit]

He died???

[@youreatowel9705]

​@@alonelybiscuit no he was a bird he flew away

[@batacumba]

@@alonelybiscuitLarry Pettus Jr sadly passed away a few years ago. Legend has it that he’s yelling at birds in heaven now.

[@splitzyprime419]

I love the first clip, he's not crazy, just telling a joke. "Birds" was old slang for working girls

[@holdmeclosertonydanza22]

It is a joke, but you're overthinking it. The joke is that the person telling the joke is mistaking a group of actual birds for women, like their vision is impaired, or their faculties. But if you have to explain it....

[@theman2710]

@@holdmeclosertonydanza22 nah bro he’s actually right

[@triumphant2600]

I never knew that😂

[@tace_nomercy9274]

hes covered in sweat and hasnt showerd in weeks hes def crazy

[@captinweestain526]

The Uk say birds, it's slang for women.

[@ElronHumpperdink]

That dude/clerk jonesing and nodding out with the “not a dope dealer, I’m a hope dealer” hoodie is oxymoronically poetic in the worst way.

[@RoryMacdonald1337]

oxycontinly poetic

[@pumkin610]

I like how they are desperately trying to get his attention and for a second it seems like he might actually respond but nah

[@reiniervanramshorst1031]

I love how they worry about him getting robbed and are empathetic

[@unfa00]

Oks...moronically poetic.

[@ElronHumpperdink]

@@RoryMacdonald1337 yeah, it’s wild

[@FlavourlessLife]

6:35 "...Kid's sketchy!" lmao

[@Palladria]

The one starting from 10:00 is the most realistic because theres regularly a long silence while the main character reads all the dialogue options and choosing, meanwhile the NPC is just looking at him silently

[@Ljosi]

Lmfao I just realized it and now it's 100x funnier

[@excrono]

Mentally flipping through the speech check dialogue menu options. Do they choose the best options to de-escalate or pick the most amusing ones because they are out of fricks to give by that point? You can do this in real life with enough awareness.

[@henrywalton5967]

The guy handles him so well haha

[@Ljosi]

​@@henrywalton5967 10:50 was the reason the old guy didn't punch, he saw the blue guy is ready cuz he aggressively took off the glasses

[@notacaulkhead]

ticket cops are cunts, no way about it

[@Gormfeld]

"You don't tell me what to do! I tell YOU what to do!" LOL I can't even imagine being that entitled.

[@wherethetreegrows]

I cracked when she asked him if he is a paedofile 3 times. Like if some sane person in his mind would ever answer positively to this question. LMAO

[@87axal]

Every rich person ever, basically. Surprisingly few exceptions.

[@omegawaffles7348]

sounds like a parent

[@87axal]

@Luc Germain Do you?

[@Matt..S]

"Wouldn't you like to know, weather-boy!" What an absolute king.

[@Deathhorse]

The 15:00 feels like a fever dream. There's no actual way someone acts that way unironically irl

[@brycemuller6662]

Come to Los Angeles man.

[@rjayyyy9623]

It is fake, it's so obviously scripted. They couldn't act for shit.

[@dirtybeachdrifter6699]

It actually feels scripted

[@hermestrismegistus3417]

I’ll tell YOU what to do

[@konstantinosntelirabakas7340]

it's essex, england. so.... yes way, actually XD

[@stanleyhochrein9136]

10:23 genuinely the long pauses in between the script is funny af, imagine just walking down the sidewalk and you see these two just having a staring contest, then one just randomly says "your a c#nt". 🤣

[@DemoniteBL]

Consider why and how it is that there is something instead of nothing. Consider what is E=MC2, as the stars AND PLANETS are POINTS in the night sky !! The dimensions of SPACE are in fundamental equilibrium AND BALANCE (of course). Consider what is THE EYE ON BALANCE, AND notice the associated black “space” as well. c squared CLEARLY (AND NECESSARILY) represents a dimension of SPACE ON BALANCE !! Consider TIME AND time dilation ON BALANCE, AS ELECTROMAGNETISM/energy is CLEARLY AND NECESSARILY proven to be gravity (ON/IN BALANCE); AS TIME is NECESSARILY possible/potential AND actual ON/IN BALANCE. INDEED, notice what is the TRANSLUCENT AND BLUE sky ON BALANCE !! What is GRAVITY is, ON BALANCE, an INTERACTION that cannot be shielded or blocked. CLEARLY, ON BALANCE, I have proven and explained what is the fourth dimension. BALANCE AND completeness go hand in hand. Consider what is the man (AND THE EYE ON BALANCE) who IS standing on what is THE EARTH/ground. TIME is NECESSARILY possible/potential AND actual ON/IN BALANCE, AS ELECTROMAGNETISM/energy is CLEARLY AND NECESSARILY proven to be gravity (ON/IN BALANCE !! INDEED, consider what is BALANCED BODILY/VISUAL EXPERIENCE !! Touch AND feeling BLEND, AS ELECTROMAGNETISM/energy is CLEARLY AND NECESSARILY proven to be gravity (ON/IN BALANCE); AS TIME is NECESSARILY possible/potential AND actual ON/IN BALANCE. Now, notice what is the orange (AND setting) Sun; AS it IS the SAME SIZE as what is THE EYE ON BALANCE !! (Notice what is the BLUE EARTH ON BALANCE !!) What is LAVA IS orange, AND it is even blood red !! Now, notice what is the fully illuminated (AND setting/WHITE) MOON ON BALANCE !!! The rotation of WHAT IS THE MOON matches the revolution, AS ELECTROMAGNETISM/energy is CLEARLY AND NECESSARILY proven to be gravity (ON/IN BALANCE); AS TIME is NECESSARILY possible/potential AND actual ON/IN BALANCE !!! CLEARLY, gravity AND ELECTROMAGNETISM/energy are linked AND BALANCED opposites (ON BALANCE), as the stars AND PLANETS are POINTS in the night sky. Consider TIME AND time dilation ON BALANCE !! What is E=MC2 is taken directly from F=ma, AS TIME is NECESSARILY possible/potential AND actual ON/IN BALANCE; AS ELECTROMAGNETISM/energy is CLEARLY AND NECESSARILY proven to be gravity (ON/IN BALANCE) !!! Accordingly, ON BALANCE, the rotation of WHAT IS THE MOON matches the revolution !!! GREAT. Again, consider why and how it is that there is something instead of nothing. Accordingly, ON BALANCE, consider what is the man (THE EYE) that actually IS IN what is outer “space”. Again, ON BALANCE, consider what is the associated and black “space” regarding what is THE EYE. What is GRAVITY is, ON BALANCE, an INTERACTION that cannot be shielded or blocked. CLEARLY, ON BALANCE, I have proven and explained what is the fourth dimension. c squared CLEARLY (AND NECESSARILY) represents a dimension of SPACE ON BALANCE. TIME is NECESSARILY possible/potential AND actual ON/IN BALANCE, AS ELECTROMAGNETISM/energy is CLEARLY AND NECESSARILY proven to be gravity (ON/IN BALANCE) !!! The fourth dimension is consistent with what is E=MC2, TIME, AND time dilation ON BALANCE !!!

[@larsbrod4834]

Dude you try walking round there

[@mcccxxxvii6187]

I think they both like like each other secretly.

[@vinzo0913]

He was clearly waiting for the right signal to kiss him

[@opfer88]

I love when british people insult it's so on point... The C is so Well prononced 🤣

[@Joe-vg1rb]

When the agro music started, I wasn't ready for that 😂

[@devanov3103]

Yeah man, I lost my shiit too when the fighting music started 😂😂😂 I really love Skyrim, so it took half a second to realize what specific music that was 😂😂😂

[@S47ORUG0J0]

3:30 T-pose time, he's truly an npc omg

[@JefErickson]

Oh but with the right help and medication, these people can contribute to society, don't you know? That's why they closed them all. Unfortunately, the right help and medication is financially unattainable for most of em, so now these fucksticks wander the streets. Not in the nice, rich neighborhoods of those that came up with this brilliant idea though... lol of course not.

[@Drelam]

lady at 15:04 might be a bit of a loose cannon, but damn is her voice and cadence just perfection. Real or fake she should be a voice actor.

[@ununius7436]

That is so perfect to hear as you run through a village in a open game

[@BatMan-jd5rc]

That's what I said too! She's probably just super old fashioned alot of my relatives are around her age and they're kinda like that. Anyways, her dialogue was definitely from Oblivion 😂

[@gibzotta]

😂😂😂😂😂 Absolutely.

[@shoryuken9520]

Sounds poetry

[@scanvil3766]

4:08 i love how his little finger bugged there lmao

[@sheogorathprinceofmadness2223]

Hahahahaha

[@Gundumb_guy]

“Don’t you tell ME what to do, I’ll tell YOU what to do!” That was a pretty good quote, made me chuckle.

[@aerodynamiccow3597]

"I'm not your wife, you're MY wife"

[@typhoonic]

im not trapped in here with you. you're trapped in here with me!

[@pengyzin8668]

She sounds like an actual oblivion character hehe🐥

[@solo-zm5dr]

Him spraying the guy in the face 😂

[@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913]

The music going back and forth to combat absolutely completes that

[@Viciouss72]

I see fences are forbidden alien tech in the US

[@thatguy7085]

Yea… that was weirder that the bucket crapper

[@anthonyweinersnose2583]

I love how his hair kinda moves from the wind of the hose.

[@shainshartershwate7421]

​@@anthonyweinersnose2583 lol I noticed that. Must've been the wind.

[@_JackNapier]

"You need Jesus Ma'am." -Blessings of Julianos 🃏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jeremycaylor9151]

These people are the reason I don't go outside.

[@swefress]

no joke

[@gnosis8142]

But that only gives them more power, outside!

[@mimiko8577]

likewise I was also a victim like the orange t-shirt man like someone just stands near you and stares at you not saying anything super weird

[@Archdornan9001]

Yep. Sponge Bob had the right idea.

[@insanepykl3603]

Avoiding public spaces as often as possible is ‘how to stay alive in pretty much every country today’

[@grugruu]

2:11 The absolute best part is when he gets triggered in combat again but proceeds to wander off to oblivion (no pun intended). 100/100 realism.

[@emil2321]

"go home, you're drunk" "of course im drunk" most honest man in the world.

[@alostvalleyson7436]

Not nearly enough comments about that sketchy kid roasting the news anchor. He's def the main character, if anything the weather boy was the npc. That one was my favorite of all time. The guys disappointment, the unwarranted rudeness, the fact that it was live television, his lack of response when asked where his parents were, the anchor reducing himself to petty passive aggression in the face of such unexpected humiliation. Just ...the chefs kiss...seriously the most underrated clip

[@wizard1145]

Let me ruin it for you, it's staged, the kid is the anchor's son. Look it up, I haven't though, just there were too many comments on the original video saying it was

[@wizard1145]

I'm sorry man :'(

[@wizard1145]

After all, all pleasures are temporary, so was our joy of this clip.

[@ohnoitsu1]

@@wizard1145 He's so distraught after all this time he still hasn't replied.. The poor child.

[@wizard1145]

@@ohnoitsu1 xDDD

[@Yatagarasu299]

10:00 This. This has to be the most NPC talk I've ever seen. It even respects the time where you see the dialogue options and have to select a response. 15:00 And this is just precious. You can see how the voice actors prepared their characters and deliver every sentence amazingly.

[@L5biszz]

Dude at 10 min talks like a gray parrot fr

[@murphychurch8251]

@L5biszz 😂👍 Aww. My grandparents' grey didn't have the same...vocabulary...but other than that, spot on! 😂

[@moderateselfcontrol]

Not to mention there comes a point where the dialogue options run out and the NPC just loops by saying "you're a cunt'

[@sebastiansp7191]

Crazy we stopped using insane asylums

[@gonkakazoid]

They're still here and they've always been the destination of scapegoats. Perhaps more harm than good. If that were your beloved brother or son would you want them sent away to cruelties beyond your imagination? Maybe not. Scapegoats still go there.

[@gonkakazoid]

They're still here and they've always been the destination of scapegoats. Perhaps more harm than good. If that were your beloved brother or son would you want them sent away to cruelties beyond your imagination? Maybe not. Scapegoats still go there.

[@andrewtc95]

​@@gonkakazoid I want asylums back. I've had mentally ill family members. It's only reinforced my feeling.

[@SuperArsenal4444]

​@@gonkakazoid you have low IQ lol

[@PuppetMasterdaath144]

Don't need to brainwash people anymore

[@athiefinthenight6894]

The guy spraying his drunk neighbour is the funniest thing ever.

[@MissyMuthaTruckiN]

"You're Drunk!" -- "I am Drunk!" 😂😂😂😂

[@shadowbanned7285]

​@@MissyMuthaTruckiNAll this sh!t is f'n hilarious!!😂 Hard to pick a favorite! For some reason, I like 🍊 guy!😆

[@Blerpbloop]

The dude shitting in the bucket was so relaxed once he sat down after scaring off the janitor to poop in peace

[@psychicpajamas]

you can tell that he really enjoys a good shit. lol

[@Albanus35]

hahahahha well, when you gotta go, you gotta go... lol

[@vityaz037]

government does not invest in public bathrooms nor in solutions for homelessness so whats he gonna do if he gotta go number 2, at least he has the decency to poop in a container rather than on the floor

[@shion1074]

yeah, exactly what I was thinking, poor guy, what was he gonna do?

[@noone12748]

​@@vityaz037 Not take a dump in public in a bucket that isn't his, maybe?

[@nickmattio3397]

The Drunken Gaul Water Battle is the kind of boss battle where every battle his tactics change lol

[@dr.skillz77mgpl92]

1:32 When you are curious to try out the new water magic you just learned but your enemy has a resistance against it

[@Makeitsmoky]

That British woman pestering construction guys... What an accent. She came straight from downtown abbey filming set. Didn't knew everyday people could talk like her. Hahahaha

[@DrQupax]

She's not even posh? Its sort of Yorkshire...

[@froogsleegs]

lmao she has a karen voice. in the north there's thousands like her

[@butragenjo007]

She's David ickes sister

[@calmwaves111]

@@butragenjo007 No she's not.

[@xodusgraphicdesigns3384]

@@DrQupax outside of england we all sound the same

[@adamalmighty5064]

16:46. That shout destroyed all of Tamriel. 😂

[@sedakame1]

11:00 Shakespearean levels of drama, this bloke. Im impressed

[@NiquidFox]

“Ok 🗿”

[@sourbaileys]

I think 9:56 is the most realistic one because you can see the NPC waiting for the main character to pick their dialogue options.

[@alexandriaburnett2801]

That guy seriously had me dead

[@TundraTheBlueQuaker]

THe abrupt changes in music make it so much better, and more accurate.

[@DetoNaGamerscom]

11:10 when you're thinking about the answers choice, so they just keep repeating.

[@Kryptnyt]

Underrated in Fallout 4 when you just stand there and don't respond to something and they have a response to the awkward silence

[@nekozimo]

Frr

[@moister3727]

Their script was too short frfr

[@add69420]

Cyberpunk moment

[@MythicSuns]

12:55 "You say one more word and I'm going to punch your fucking face in" **traffic warden says 7 more words** **nothing happens**

[@Dick_Dastardly4_7]

Dude was a coward

[@Pinwheelsystem]

Reminds me of my dad

[@tonysansom]

Always

[@russkiy6ot]

*heavy breathing

[@Demo43654]

"Wouldnt you like to know, Weather boy." Is the most NPC thing Ive ever heard.

[@TristenApblanc]

1:23 the implication of the battle music had me dead.

[@howsthepie1907]

Your parking ticket expired sir. _You try walking back from there!_ We sell all day tickets, Sir. _I nearly bought one!_ Yeah...? 🤣

[@RisitasKEKW]

Are you filming a child? Says the 20 year old lady 😂

[@CyPhaSaRin]

i'm still trying to work out why we let kids drive lol

[@arandomguynamedty2404]

"Me and Mr. Hammer are gonna have a party"

[@wherethetreegrows]

This is just like epic quote from some movie XDXDXD

[@jammin2575]

🔨 🪩 💃🏻 🕺🏻

[@koalabandit9166]

It's prison slang. It means that someone and Mr. Hammer are going to have a party.

[@RetroDiesel]

Imagine if he was referring to MC Hammer.

[@Jobe-13]

1:35 I absolutely love how he doesn’t react at all.

[@ROFO79]

He wanted a Watery Nipple.

[@DawidEstishort]

It really breaks the immersion when devs don't bother animating character interaction with certain objects. Although it looks like the hair is a separate entity since it behaves as expected.

[@KASHKUR_7.62]

Ron Swanson energy

[@MrShipBuff]

4:17 No one: Woman: complains to a man about being loud. Also Woman: *screams at the top of her lungs*

[@sakunysz]

Dyed purple hair, obnoxious and entitled... Seems like the typical modern feminist.

[@shaddaboop7998]

The guy recording the video is an evangelical preacher. Needless to say the things he's telling the people who live in the neighbourhood with a rainbow pedestrian crossing aren't very nice. Her reaction is quite strange but maybe also at the end of her tether hearing him say she's going downstairs unless she repents etc etc.

[@strixt]

​@shaddaboop7998 So his words turn her into a lunatic? Not sure that's how things work. She's mentally unstable.

[@javebjorkman]

11:26, you’d think they’d fall in love from all that staring

[@nekozimo]

He didnt have the maraa necklas

[@Ljosi]

Npc waiting for the player to read dialogue choices

[@Haku15Mitarashi]

... WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE MAN SHITTING IN THE GOT DAMNED BUCKET...?? XD

[@youresoold1216]

It’s a free country

[@Yoobster]

"CALL THE COPS, HE SHITTING IN THE BUCKIT" funny asf😂😂

[@vinnieg6161]

@@youresoold1216 it shouldn't be with people like this walking around

[@PMGW]

@@Yoobster the calling the cops bit was not really funny but scary af if i was him

[@Brandon-ml2zw]

Show me where it says an American can’t shit in a public bucket!

[@Rafooky92]

This is fascinating. It's so natural, random and slice of life it's scary

[@alvaroayuso5435]

3:38 that was a real NPC, showing his T-Pose skills, so proud of him 🤣🤣

[@nick_mbr]

I'm crying rn 💀

[@GreenSabre187]

*showing randowm hand sign uncommented* "what the hell do you want?" xD what was his point

[@XxTheChaoZxX]

Stop the video at 4:09 at look at his small finger of the right hand. Wtf happened with it 🤣🤣

[@alastor5291]

I was looking for that comment

[@americanboy1332]

4:42 that's legit mimic of the npc's when they are unhappy in the game lol

[@ConsumeristScroffa]

lol Good observation!

[@moister3727]

The fact the dude that is recording is silent gets a better inmersion

[@fitmkgw74]

Are u filming me?

[@Tommytakanawa]

Talos preserve us. After all these years. Mr. Hammer has returned. These are dark times my friend.

[@pbluma]

lmao who

[@jontodd5462]

2:42 didn't Harry Potter turn her into a balloon and she floated away ?

[@kayninemusic21]

yeah shes only now started to deflate

[@Justin-dc7zs]

That kids sketchy come back was pure fire.

[@ArcticWolfOfficial]

“ Yew KHUNT () “

[@mikedavis1145]

🤣😂☠️☠️

[@nick_mbr]

3:38 when the NPC goes into T pose for a split second 💀

[@DerKaktusAvant]

That guy with the orange shirt started to say „do you feel the change“ and you cut it at the best bit! The motorcyclist said „do you feel how stupid you are right now“ best like ever

[@cutmasterB]

I almost spit my water out when I saw the guy shitting in the bucket 😂😂😂

[@insanepykl3603]

‘ CALL THE FCKIN COPS HES SHITTIN IN THE BUCKET AWW NAWW!’ Seared into my brain for the remainder of my days🥲👌

[@jacksonlee3771]

That guy is the boyfriend of prime time 99 Alex Stein's wife.

[@shadowbanned7285]

​@@jacksonlee3771Wonder if it's the same guy!😂 I like 'orange man good' at around 8:00!🍊

[@Blitzkrieg_Wolf]

8:12 IT'S THE GUY FROM THE MATH PROBLEMS!

[@westonmortenson6789]

The parking ticket officer is my hero

[@jaspertheultimatequartz2102]

Lady at 16:00 should seriously consider being a voice actress. I really like her voice.

[@BlastKetchup]

Fr

[@Azoria4]

@@BlastKetchupyou guys have to be american 😂 can’t believe you find a yorkshire woman so exotic

[@BlastKetchup]

@@Azoria4 canadian, i dunno i think she would be playing a villain quite well or sumthing. Edit; voicing a bad guy

[@ryonagana]

Karen Judi Dench

[@aleksm.1863]

@@Azoria4 It isn't just her accent, although that it's an unambiguously English accent helps. It's her crystal-clear diction and her expressiveness.

[@puppatch9729]

"Call the fucking cops hes shittinf in a bucket" 😂😂😂 im dying

[@Noelsterrr]

"Of course I'm drunk." Famous last words. Lol

[@rafaelking]

4:08 his pinky finger is glitching out developers!

[@wanderandargo]

"wouldn't you like to know weather boy" was the best part bar none

[@MissyMuthaTruckiN]

sketchy kid 😂😂😂😂

[@killabee3027]

13:30 map updated 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gordon1124]

Hahahaha

[@peanvtbvtta]

bro but all jokes aside - whenever I hear this music childhood nostalgia hits so fucking hard. this is truly one of the most mersmerizing games Ive ever played

[@Dead2you]

i listen to "10 hours of Oblivion music" on repeat when i play DayZ lmao

[@beanseason6515]

​@@Dead2you dude I need to do this

[@DeathbeforeSumo]

And then there was skyrim !

[@inquizition9672]

"Well im already outside and i got the hose in hand, might as well water my plants now" is such a natural and calm transition

[@joseparcenary4706]

7:20 If this guy really was released from prison then you can bet this video is enough to get him thrown right back in there.

[@Bullet44]

15:50 The accent along with the finger pointing has me cracking up! 😂😂😂

[@CryosisOfficial]

It's not an accent. It's the voice of a multidecade smoker.

[@Brandon-ml2zw]

That kid was indeed sketchy.

[@robertvalentine7493]

the cane hitting the concrete is so funny to me as she approaches lmao

[@windupmerchant1679]

I'd love to go to a party with Mr Hammer

[@alexdarby5185]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ipDahGOBrJueb8U

[@cakezombie3792]

Can I get hammered with Mr hammer 😂

[@russianinvader3207]

@@cakezombie3792 That's for sure.

[@aarondavis8943]

Keep your heroin fantasies to yourself.

[@TheWonderfulWombat]

The poor wagie just trying to do his job at 10:07 deserves a beer and a raise for staying so calm.

[@daveyjoseph6058]

the other guy deserves a red hot piece of iron thrusted into his lower abdomen

[@samdesigns4427]

Haven't you seen the result of beer in the video😂

[@wayfaring_stranger1413]

I like how it's like he just learned that one word and is saying over and over like a toddler.

[@skyworm8006]

@@wayfaring_stranger1413 think you're projecting mate

[@vinzo0913]

​@@skyworm8006 I think you're projecting mate

[@atklm1]

"911, what's your emergency?" -Someone is defecating in a bucket

[@santiagobenites]

That was one fascinating/scary glimpse into the abyss. Perfect with that music playing over top of the video. Well done! 👍

[@solothebest1]

7:00 guy looks like he’ll going back to prison sooner than expected. Imagine if the police actually don’t arrest with all the evidence

[@jaydub7386]

I love it when the battle theme plays.

[@fangwu7576]

I just feel like they’re lucky none of them decided to escalate to physical violence.

[@sugoneseballs365]

fr I would've been punched the guy in the orange shirt standing an inch away from the biker

[@Psilo-gn1sx]

​@@sugoneseballs365 my state doesn't require a permit for concealed carry, people get shot for trying to pull this attitude. I can't in my life imagine walking up to a stranger's car window, lmao.

[@kevlarvest7375]

@@Psilo-gn1sx Indeed , people got some balls on them these days, zero f*cks given... they beg for purging

[@masterofthecontinuum]

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

[@MythicSuns]

15:21 for those outside of the UK, while I'm not an expert in the finer details of our laws I've never heard of a noise pollution law that prevents you from making noise at 8am. In fact the only times I can think of when you're not allowed to make loud noises are between the hours of 11pm and 7am.

[@tigrehermano]

"you're absolutely disgusting, you should be ashamed of yourself" XD

[@billywilly5382]

In America where I live the quiet hours are 10pm to 6am. We wake up early in America.

[@victoriarobinson6227]

That video is set up

[@tigrehermano]

@@billywilly5382 not in all of america, costa ricans sleep a lot

[@njmfff]

For whatever reason, these SJW\Feminist\Karen types overvalue the importance of lawyers. They always like to claim them or their relatives are lawyers like it's the ultimate trump card over any stupidity they are trying to do. You can literally play Karen-Bingo and win everytime if you bet on "I am a lawyer".

[@Teimo]

1:01 the change to the fight music 😭😭😭😭

[@WavyFBaby]

16:44 “we are at Toe-Motha-Fucka” 😂😂😂