Attack Force(2006) | A Epic Rant

[@ramboraph4life]

Lol great job on the rant, Mike! It was nice to finally see your reaction and thoughts on this pile of dreck. Editing, story, acting and more are ill-advised in this flick, lol.

[@justintahair7128]

lol great job on the rant mike and good to hear your thought on this god awful film i like segal earier work

[@antonio-tee]

Matt: …cause you had Submerged which was going to be a creature feature, but Seagal…(Matt mimicking Seagal) “Uh, I don’t wanna do a creature feature. I gotta do more shit with the C.I.A., and the K.G.B., and the K.F.C., and the Mickey D, and the N.B.A., and the F.D.A.!” Seagal shit pissin’ me off! To me, it’s the best part of Matt’s rant on Attack Force.

[@marcelmelendez5265]

That part in the video had me dying. 🤣

[@JurassicGodzillaFan]

One of the worst.

[@jackthompson8873]

A lot of actors nowadays have seemed to taken a page outta Seagals book with the lazy performances on the straight to DVD movies and even the voice dubbing and body doubles ike Wesley snipes Bruce Willis Mickey Rourke and Even Stallone with Escape plan 2 and 3 and Backtrace etc with these endless bottomless pit I've straight to DVD movies so many Hollywood stars make nowadays

[@hudsonsirheshicks2653]

Segal sure did score it big in his heyday. Under Siege is excellent still. Earned a shit ton, too.

[@jedite7503]

The slap fight at the end was unintentionally funny and Seagals facial expressions seal the deal.

[@shadowleon659]

The absolute worst of Steven Seagal's direct to video films. Do you consider The Last Jedi to be worse than this crap?

[@aidanlastname0187]

Watched this movie a couple months ago after seeing RamboRaph4Lifes review. Found it on prime and watched it. It’s a godawful movie but I found it hilarious

[@OcpCommunications]

I wish I found it hilarious. I just found it torturous.

[@aidanlastname0187]

@@OcpCommunications Oh it was pretty torturous but some moments were so bad it’s funny

[@movietv20249]

Can't wait to see you rant on Seagal's Kill Switch. The editing is so bad that it's laughable. You also get ADR voice dubbing in that movie like in this film.

[@OcpCommunications]

I have heard about that one. That's the one where a guy is thrown out a window for what looks like ten times in a row because of how bad the editing is? lol.

[@movietv20249]

@@OcpCommunications Yep. XD. And then a little later in a bar fight, a guy gets thrown into a table five times in a repeat. LOL. Also Seagal's voice being dubbed in another bar fight makes him sound like a black man. He says something like, "Ya'll get outside, go on." Also Seagal's face is shot around 20 times in that scene often being mirrored. Ha ha. It's so terrible just like this film.

[@jwnj9716]

Eh no thanks.

[@drewmichel8053]

Fun rant on one of Seagal's worst movies. The only DTV Seagal movies that I don't mind are Belly of the Beast (due to how silly it is), Into the Sun, Urban Justice, Pistol Whipped, The Keeper, Maximum Conviction, and, to a lesser extent, A Dangerous Man and Driven to Kill. The rest are either horrible like this film and The Foreigner or generic like A Good Man or Absolution.

[@jackthompson8873]

This movie is one of the most strangest Seagal film I've been I think I've watched it about 10 times throughout the year's I really Enjoyed you're rant on this Mike heck I remember a video you did with Ramboraph4life on a bs cast and you was told the plot to this film and you laughed like crazy haha quite a few of the cast members are low rate British actor's who are minor actors here in the UK

[@leonfernandezhernandez7668]

Mike, your Seagal rants are gold!! I haven't seen any of those but I watched your reviews solely for the fat jokes.

[@gk_knight]

Maybe you already did it but how about some retro reviews of Seagal golden age Out for Justice, Above the Law, and Marked for Death? Oh and my least favorite Hard to Kill?

[@jimmymelendez1836]

*An Epic Rant

[@damianrives563]

Im not big on Seagal..it seems like every movie he's in he has the same goddamn expressions on his face and hes mostly monotone to me

[@emanuelespinoza9325]

I'll give Matt some credit for managing to sit through it a few times and rant on it. I don't know how he did it, but he did it. I will always remember seeing the DVD on display at my local supermarket. Now I have a thing for "bad" movies. Sometimes it's a bit odd even coming across DVDs for sale at gas stations (I have even bought one from a gas station before), but if I remember correctly, this movie was sold for rather cheap at my local grocery store. I was sort of tempted, and I even saw a DVD of Submerged (another Steven Seagal film). But from what I've heard, this movie is just god-awful. I don't even know if I could be able to sit through it.

[@Johnlindsey289]

One of the most pathetic action films i've seen! and would you put this on the same level as Extreme Ops?

[@gk_knight]

Bro I was on my daily run listening to this rant and patty cake made me lol so hard I fell over! No jokes

[@christophervontersch9303]

Are you saying this is the only Steven Seagal movie you've seen? If not, name some other ones you saw and hated?

[@OcpCommunications]

No. I have seen plenty. I enjoy most of his early work. Above The Law, Hard To Kill, Under Siege, Out For Justice, Marked For Death, etc. etc. As for other ones I saw and wasn't a fan of? I haven't seen most of his direct to video output but I didn't care for On Deadly Ground that much.

[@christophervontersch9303]

@@OcpCommunications So not Ticker, Half Past Dead, The Foreigner, Into the Sun, Shadow Man, Mercenary For Justice?

[@gk_knight]

My best friend is called Arrune 😬

[@aydenvavra2153]

Steven Seagull gives direct to video a bad name lol

[@OcpCommunications]

More like direct to VD. As in vinerial disease.

[@aydenvavra2153]

@@OcpCommunications lol 😂

[@emanuelespinoza9325]

@@OcpCommunications Oh man, Mike, that was a good one! 😂🤣

[@darthxellaa912]

You and RamboRaph really need to team up and review this pile of sh*t movie. Heck, how about a commentary track if you can endure it.

[@joerazz91]

Ah this movie THE COMPUTER blows up and everything is fixed and movie over lol. I remember you losing your mind about this movie on BS cast on Steven Seagal films from back in the day. Good times 😂