Contract To Kill (2016) | AN EPIC RANT

[@Johnlindsey289]

One of the years worst films! Sagal should had retired in 2001

[@damianstarks3338]

This epic rant is beyond perfect

[@antonio-tee]

Contract to Eat is more fitting just like how Out of Shape is more fitting than Out of Reach with Seagal.

[@rat_hammer]

Have you ever seen the video of Seagal, in either Belarus or Russia, being given a carrot by dictator Aleksandr Lukashenko and taking a bite of it?

[@OcpCommunications]

Yeah. I saw the JonTron video about Seagal and he had that clip in it.

[@redpillnibbler4423]

I tried sitting through one of Steven Seagals lesser films once and found it unbearable to endure. I do rather like Under Siege 1 & 2 but that’s it as far as Seagal is concerned,he doesn’t even make an effort.

[@operationblubeam]

how are you not aware, by this point, of the epic Segal fake-movie obsession (many theorize they are/were money laundering scams) ? seeing an *earnest* attempt at reviewing of these fake movies is pretty jarring and also funny 😂

[@OcpCommunications]

The thought that this was money laundering did pop into my head to be honest. As for earnest attempts at reviewing films like this? That's what I do. Thanks for the comment.

[@Teh69thSpartan]

I would like you to review Attrition... Seagal considers that as the best movie he's been in for 2 decades.

[@JasonSmith-om4lr]

Ive seen most of these seagal films unfortunately and I think attack force and submerged are the 2 worst of all of these post 2002 pieces of trash.