Off Days: Luge

[@bhellsite2854]

My favorite subtle reoccuring bit is their use of the word "absolutely".

[@tonythefuckingtiger719]

B memetrash it means guaranteed!

[@devin_so_devious]

I love the "exactly ....." Bit lol

[@cheenewah]

Absolutely excuse you.

[@RowBlanka]

absolutely of jorts

[@witpencarski8979]

Or do you mean absolotely, which is frennish for absolutely?

[@Berdow]

CORRECTINUNDO...the Olyntics

[@Bennnnism]

I fuckin love things like this. Makes me remember the good ol’ days. Lol i wonder if asneer ever took that youth group to merry old Scotland.

[@DatsMac]

USARice!

[@Jonbutter]

Speed… Honor… U S S R

[@Last_Respecter]

I’m from the USA, but I’m voting for RICE.

[@adamnewman1043]

How about you list the reasons you think you’re going to the Olympics, and I’ll list all the reasons you’re not

[@samheap3561]

Exactly Ice

[@7oeman]

The city so nice they named it ice.... ICE TEXAS, yeah like baseball and shit

[@samheap3561]

J: Another road trip?! A: You actually fly in through Dallas. IT'S A HUB J: Fine

[@TheGraphiteCovenant]

Geoff has excruciatingly small ankles

[@starfox300]

Also look at these spindly legs

[@connor5187]

Do you mean ankles?

[@TheGraphiteCovenant]

Tyrone Kujo yeah that shit

[@Bennnnism]

Nightmarishly thin. Like a limp garden hose.

[@Munkingly]

Danespina or worse still, a garden snake!

[@michaelmuise]

USSR! USSR! USSR!

[@Strummie]

Michael Muise Exactly USArice.

[@ScubaSteve771]

Amir Luge? Nahhh, Amir's HUGE. Dudes been hitting the gym. Or maybe the luge track.

[@TheFrozenMonkeyKing]

I know I am 2 years late, but this is an extremely underrated comment

[@JayMiV]

I love this. This is good to have this, a Amir and Geoff episode here for now, currently.

[@Phazon8058MS]

Good sentence, my man.

[@CameronSlaysTBE]

For me.

[@jonathandb91]

...to have.

[@brandogg9750]

Amir worked out for the last six months for this pose. This moment.

[@Jeanclaudevandamme55]

Do you guys literally write an episode for "Jake and Amir" but give the "Amir" part to this sexy Young guy and the "Jake" part to whoever is in that day? love it

[@quinncurren491]

Shahan Amin Amir is the funny man in the episode lol

[@Jeanclaudevandamme55]

yeah i know, meant generally for the videos they make, the dialog is pretty much the same

[@quinncurren491]

I mean a lot of the humor is similar because it's the same people writing it, but the characters are different. Like in this one, Amir isn't malevolent or violent like in J&A but he's more ignorant

[@juliantaylor5222]

Quinn Curren idk this was J & A almost word from word they even jumbled a bunch of Jake and Amir cliches

[@RebornLegacy]

I hate it.

[@DGice2]

Every four years it's the same skit about the louge. I can only assume these guys are borderline obsessed with French rivers.

[@cahilljoe]

Amir's hands are glued behind his head the entire time

[@NitroTheFlash]

I love the way the room makes Geoff look likes he's on a Dutch angle

[@jas3576]

I would love to see these guys play a board game. Not like in a sketch or anything, just a really close game of skill and wits. The winner would be toasted and dry roasted by the other members of staff.

[@thomasweybrecht]

not another d&d podcast

[@jas3576]

lol no but they could put their own spin on it by only playing their own off brand versions of polular titles. Cluedo could be replaced with leudo where the objective is to just be as offensive as possible, how do you win? you dont. Gobble instead of scrabble, it's a cheese based role playing game. And of course collect four, 'you mean connect 4?' nope collect four where the first person to remove all four fingers from their hand wins. what are you collecting you may ask? life experience.

[@matthewtaylor1269]

The winner gets to take Rand Paul to the grand ball

[@bigsaft8100]

After the race he can have his old friend coatrack herwitz man his coat while he accepts his award. BOO RADLEY STYLE!

[@stevemyers3082]

Aww, our little Amir is going gray :')

[@omgitsclinton]

A silver fox of jorts!

[@Kylowrench]

You better luge yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

[@drakoinx]

48th, these need to come out faster!

[@haki4066]

This is a one stop shop for mom and pop! But don't bring your dad around here...this ain't no place for dads

[@VMP666]

- Word association: Me! - Bad. - Winter Olympics! - Not gonna be there. - Luge! - Weird sport. Gold

[@applewhite8000]

Damn Daniel .... back at it again with the white vans.

[@lukedewitt8385]

Easily one of the best Off Days so far

[@ExtremeUltimo]

Waiting for these and seeing them pop up is totally equivalent to waiting for J&As, feelsgoodman

[@Yaktopan]

i can't believe amir is just flexing in this one

[@chandler5794]

I love these videos

[@XxVelocityxshot51xX]

yessss more like this please

[@Craisins]

The WInter Olintics! Of Jorts!

[@diquandaniel7953]

Loving the Off Days

[@htaed23]

He must have got distracted and missed the ground when he fall. It's the key to flying really.

[@sean_tr]

Why are Goeffrey's glasses so thick?

[@Meatwaves]

to me hes a working mans Jeff Goldblum.

[@WeeklyComedian]

To go with his Diesel jeans

[@S00ThS4Y3Rz]

It’s never been

[@theopenmouth9695]

CUZ HE'S A DUMBASS! Get it? Did you like it when I called him a DUMBASS?

[@slingshot_diviningrod]

The Olintics!!!

[@jamestuller3306]

yall some boujee lil dumplings i love it

[@rainofsunshine473]

incredible

[@gardenstein]

Exactly NICE

[@ejoshcoron]

It's been many moons since an outtakes vid

[@fun-fu2283]

,

[@georgesampson360]

you wizard. you warlock

[@kaymonsut]

Amir...has gray hair...now I feel old.

[@davisdavis468]

He's actually 67. He's had grey hair the entirety of the Jake and Amir series he just dyed it, and recently let it go natural

[@kiryuchan137]

@@davisdavis468 Lol he was born in 1983 tho

[@dicamillo38ify]

Marc Bulger reference........niiiiice, dude.

[@aaronhi50]

You win some you luge some

[@NDJunction]

Im realy getting sick of Amir being absolutely amazing...fcking floating, fcking being halls...being a demon, a witch, a warlock...and then wanting to do Olympics stuff rather than the bs he's already capable of

[@rnjbond]

Exactly ice

[@pushthewall]

yes luge!

[@wizard4047]

Absolutely Harry Houdini

[@OMEGAZTECK]

First ! Sheez y’all!! I wanna thank my mom and my dad who left me...

[@katierose8238]

0:59 sounds exactly like Jake!!

[@bjorn_joseph]

Amir has a wet sense of humor

[@patrickfox4052]

Watching this immediately after watching "Apocalypse Now" is trippy as hell.

[@nickdasnowman]

Marc Bulger? You crazy for that one

[@jonastrosch]

How great would it be if someone jumoed off the diving board and instead of twirling and falling down they just majestically floated away

[@evanvukets8035]

Finally the Amir we all know and love. I was getting so embarrassed by the videos I amost freakin moved!

[@explanationmark_]

“Exactly ice.”

[@wesleyrobertsimpson]

Fuck yeah, Amir's really back.

[@willy2by4]

I like your content.

[@connorblake7487]

I just think they gave up even trying not to break character somewhere like 20 episodes ago

[@polreamonn]

@Can I work from home today? Based on when this video was published. In another 2 years.

[@StevoDesign]

"exactly light"

[@mollywkuk]

Feels like Amir’s just trying to show off his muscles this whole video.

[@ULTRAMUSICLUVER99]

YEEEEEEEET

[@necroseer7689]

Going to the olytics! Ussr! ussr! ussr!

[@JackSpicer-mi2jj]

Mirror mere amir on the wall..

[@HomestarRunner20X6]

Geoff's thankles.

[@jonlopez4105]

How sore were your arms after filming this Amir?

[@YakyPeanut]

Sound seemed a bit messed up; like you could hear the mic's rustle a fair bit. Still, good video. Better than the last few.

[@dais1151]

"word association: me" "bad"

[@lastofmykind8]

Exactly rice.

[@fyukfy2366]

bad me? no, bad LUGE

[@buzinaocara]

Its not Houdini, its Arthur Dent.

[@matthewtaylor1269]

2:14 "exactly lice"?

[@tylerdrama]

Matthew Taylor “Exactly ice”

[@christiannewcomer2635]

What does he say lol "Sarkeesian referance?" Can someone explain that to me?

[@fyukfy2366]

exactly rice

[@martinmercy2835]

The biggest Luger

[@asan9865]

Yo Geoffrey..do you have astigmatism?

[@reversecascader]

Should’ve ended with “exactly flight”!

[@speedyJ0hnny]

the olyntics

[@Jerry-gs4tc]

I could have sworn there was going to be some joke about hands glued to head and that's why he can't go to the Olympics or something

[@NotMac]

You’re an absolute Luger Blumenfeld!

[@CarbRundum]

0:53 n-nani???

[@JackSpicer-mi2jj]

Andrew Weeggin. Geegeegee baby Vejeetz. U and me. ranma and Three fifths. 1:09

[@brockb6942]

Move. Bish. Get off the sleigh. If I see you on the highway get the fuck off the ice sleigh

[@Asdasty]

Amir has grey hair?

[@MagneticTheShaman]

This is the first I’ve noticed, but looks like Amir is getting some gray hair. Could just be the lighting though.

[@jesusthroughmary]

That last shot must have had 50 takes. Geoff can't keep a straight face.

[@JackSpicer-mi2jj]

Luigi: 0:26

[@ao_rl]

N'ice.

[@jesusthroughmary]

Why is Geoff asking Marty if he can work from home when Amir is the owner?

[@KenmeriCaptain]

should have ended with "exactly flies"

[@kungfuactioncheese]

THIS IS LITERALLY A JAKE AND AMIR VIDEO

[@malchar2]

exactly USA rice

[@Yaktopan]

geoff looks like dan levy here

[@ThatDanishGuy]

Honestly sometimes the parts that I enjoy the most are the parts in silence where they just do their things. For the love of God don't over analyze that

[@applecart44]

Your videos have slowly reverted to basically just Jake and Amir

[@applecart44]

And I'm not complaining, by any means.

[@jessesmith1029]

Please keep having Amir be Amir. And Geoff could stay or go. Shit was actually funny again just watching someone react to Amir being insane

[@coreyperdue37]

LMAO MARC BULGER???

[@plasticbutler]

Houdini is an escape artist though.

[@bhellsite2854]

Escape artist? Nah, escape FARTIST

[@Strummie]

Didn’t just do escape tricks though.

[@vallraffs]

Don't be like Marty Gingivitis.

[@bobbybellsupreme]

I’m sorry but Amir-heavy episodes are just superior! I don’t think this statement is a shock for anyone to hear. I just unapologeticly love that man...(although I already apologized for it. Fuck) jake is awesome too I’m just sayin, it takes TWO to tango and my man Amir has two RIGHT feet, if ya catch my meaning.

[@pash91]

...just a lesser J&A BRING IT BACK

[@Strummie]

pash91 it’s still good. Stop complaining

[@4D4M1K3]

Amir's grey hair is worrying me :(

[@Barncore]

These are getting repetitive

[@jesusthroughmary]

Enough! Absolutely enough with this this this this this this this poison!

[@Strummie]

NickB33 This is a public shaming of me.

[@TriforceTK]

Absolutely Harry Houdini

[@joeyrozic1100]

Exactly ice.

[@molybdenumrose]

you wizard ! you warlock !

[@Comradegundyr]

Exactly ice