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[@totalbliss1]

As funny as this guy is and as hilarious as Bruce is roasting him, it's very scary that he actually thought it was a good idea to get behind the wheel in his condition. The cops clearly saved someone's life that day by arresting this imbecile.

[@annak8755]

To be fair to the drunkard, most drunks and alcoholics don't recognise that they are drunk until they are on their knees with a face stuck in the toilet or a trashcan. Even when they are zigzagging, they'd still say "I'm not drunk, I'm fine". Which is why there needs to be an advanced plan and at least one friend that will stop you from getting behind the wheel after drinking.

[@totalbliss1]

@@annak8755 My experience with certain drunks, mainly the ones that are naturally stubborn, egotistical and lacks self awareness like this guy, it wouldn't matter if there was one friend or several, he or she's going to drive that vehicle no matter what. Nothing short of an aggressive physical restraint, as demonstrated at the end by the cops with this individual, would be able to stop them and that is what's so dangerous about these people.

[@ERICCARRILLO.]

​@@totalbliss1dont give kids like this guns it's what your saying

[@TheNinnyfee]

My thought exactly. Imagine him realizing that he killed someone. He seems to be kind in general, his soul would have been broken.

[@nhokonhokopuala]

It's more... It's refreshing to not see a combative one 😊

[@chadcurtiss5965]

Just in case anyone was confused, he bought that ENTIRE car. He didn’t just buy the windshield, the transmission, the passenger seat and a couple spark plugs. He bought the ENTIRE car. This information is very relevant to the stop and to the case. So I just wanted to make sure it was understood.

[@HairballGoneWild]

I was confused and you explained that he bought the ENTIRE car, and I was relieved. Thank you!

[@Yep_am_back_into_DnB]

Omg I 😂 spit out my drink reading this comment. 😂😂

[@mattjamison484]

But did he buy the tires?

[@TheyLuvHudd]

😂

[@seanA416]

​@@mattjamison484yes! The ENTIRE car. Haha

[@robertcoe3627]

That's the correct temperament to be a cop. Great job.

[@BatkoNashBandera774]

There's a few out there, I call them 'superhero cops', because they have the attitude of a superhero from comics (overly positive and upbeat in an otherwise no good situation). That officer was out to save lives that day, not to work out complexes from a lifetime of failures as some other pigs are seen doing. Not every cop is a pig and most definitely not every cop is a superhero cop, just pray you wind up with a honest cop or you'll see who the real thugs in america are.

[@iholesale]

He was trying to enter the cheat codes, lol. Left, right, center, right, down 😂

[@moah6668]

Cheat code: “Incorrect”

[@BatkoNashBandera774]

Plot Twist: It was Konami who served him his sixth drink.

[@mcgoo721]

I liked the existential crisis of trying to predict where it was going to go on the next attempt 💀

[@lornaginetteharrison7168]

This guy runs through all 5 stages of grief backwards. He starts off at acceptance, rapidly cycles back through depression, bargaining and anger, ending in denial. Impressive.

[@MsSpktrout]

😂

[@jamesbond1796]

Like what do you do for a living

[@tomcat5151]

​@@jamesbond1796what?

[@MRXBRIX]

😂

[@amirahal-wehbi]

@@tomcat5151 Right. That was a very weird comment that doesn’t match with what the post was talking about at all…

[@kristinflugaur-wessell1063]

“I back the blue” 30 seconds later “Captain fat shit” 😂

[@ashkebora7262]

"Back the blue" most often just means they like the idea of authority. Almost always _having it,_ not being subjugated to it.

[@jasonstrothman6936]

Perfectly stated.@@ashkebora7262

[@ryanc9888]

Lol

[@miketyson1717]

Indeed, thats a really eloquent way of putting it ​@@ashkebora7262

[@lauraturner9281]

​@@ashkebora7262"back the blue": support of law enforcement og.; the men in blue

[@staceycarv]

I know how serious DWI is but when that kid started verbally taking his eye test I was laughing so hard I was crying. And then Bruce comes on with his narration and I laugh/cried even harder. I have to thank you for sharing this one.

[@B_Bodziak]

I don't know how the officer wasn't laughing

[@chrisgraham2327]

​@@B_BodziakI'm sure they talked about this guy for weeks and laughed their asses off.

[@Imugi007]

That was the most hilarious HGN test I've ever seen in my life. On the other hand, it's terrifying that this guy was actually driving on the road.

[@stayathomeserial2653]

Listening to this guy screaming what direction his eyes were going to go in for like two minutes straight was pure magic

[@Jtoe1985]

I haven’t laughed that hard in forever

[@screweverything2215]

His peripheral vision is on point!!

[@lonnierashid6812]

@@screweverything2215 👁 👁

[@kristinenoffsinger5138]

😂😂omg it killed me😅 I love it

[@chadcurtiss5965]

He’s not even screaming, he’s totally calm/sober and he’s just trying to help the officer by narrating the entire field sobriety test. He’s Morgan Freeman, but different.

[@prof.crastinator]

I used to be a bartender and now I work with special needs adults… The parallels in how you have to talk to both populations is uncanny. Nobody understood how I could instantly be so good at a job- they didn’t know I had an intense 10 year training.

[@Jennifermcintyre]

I used to be a bartender too. Dealing with drunk people got to be too much… I applaud you for your new career choice!!

[@PAWGmoth]

@@Jennifermcintyre drunks r fun if ur place cares about employee safety. If it doesn’t it’s terrifying lol. But a few places I worked it feels like a daycare, like the other guy says lol

[@HeatherHolt]

This made me laugh so hard tho. I imagine special needs adults are probably easier to deal with than super drunk people 😂 I’d say a lot of drunk people I had to deal with when working at tgi Fridays was more akin to a preschool. Especially when fights would break out. So glad I didn’t stay at that job long (I was only 19) and now that I’m in my 30s I don’t even drink at all anymore. Me or my partner. It’s sad to see how normalized alcohol is and how many people have a problem with it they don’t even realize bc it’s made to seem normal to have a drink w every lunch and dinner or after work. Or during work even. Nightcaps. Celebrations. Advertising wants us to think it’s a necessity. Girls night out means drinking. Golf with the boys means drinking. Even Chuck e Cheese serves beer! Why??? It’s a children’s location, why do we need alcohol at a kids spot? Do people hate their lives and kids that much they can’t go one evening without a beer? But most don’t even look at it that way. Anyways. I don’t mind if people wanna drink once in a while but if someone is drinking every single day or 5-7 days, there’s a problem there. There’s a stress or an emptiness or an addiction that needs to be addressed. Unless you’re from Italy where you’re drinking a glass of wine with dinner since you hit double digits lol maybe they can get a pass? 😂

[@apriljk6557]

​@@HeatherHolt no, you're so right. And when you do finally admit to yourself that you have a problem, alcohol and/or drinking is everywhere. Imagine being a recovering meth or crack addict and having to be around it near constantly. It's rough.

[@apriljk6557]

I don't think you're too far off. Alcohol shuts down the part of your brain that helps you function "normally" and within social contracts.

[@LadyValkyri]

A lifelong friend and his wife were killed in a head on collision with a drunk driver last year. The drunk was not injured at all. No jail time will bring them back. A 100% preventable tragedy. Hugs to all.

[@ThelRiSycusee]

Excuses

[@jenkhemhuffersanonymous3990]

Probably cos he was relaxed as enjoying a booze n' cruise

[@HaroldBluetooth-uz1zz]

@@jenkhemhuffersanonymous3990Sounds like we should all just relax. Lol!

[@MsMak03]

@@HaroldBluetooth-uz1zz you killed me with this 😂

[@helgafrahmann4201]

My Brother too !😢

[@nesbybostick810]

8:30 “fuck you mean we’re not following to the right???…what am I..following it with my fucking balls??” Is the best body cam quote to date 😂😂

[@margaretlumley1648]

This whole thing was so astonishingly funny. I laughed so that I cried, whilst feeling also a little bad, as it's a serious situation

[@michelebella677]

He was damn SERIOUS when he was narrating that eye test 😂😂😂 “What am I following it with my f*cking balls!?”

[@soniarican6275]

Lmao 😂

[@nowandaround312]

The way he waved his hand around and shouted "incorrect!" when they told him he wasn't doing the test 😂

[@nikolegal8761]

😂😂😂😂

[@marshachamberlain2968]

Legend has it that this gentleman is still somewhere walking, heel to toe, counting steps out loud, never to be seen again.

[@Naptosis]

I wonder how long it would take for the cops to react if he just kept rapidly heel-toeing and headed for the horizon!? 😅

[@elsedutch4972]

Hahaha, he is still walking somewhere!! I love your reaction😂

[@gaiaiulia]

Lol!

[@IceTTom]

He's not done..

[@dawnbreak3299]

" its so salty and cold" 😂😂

[@lindseymayer3261]

Bruce, your laugh/giggle is the best, as is your sarcasm. Also, love the practical advice.

[@twatts1523]

It’s like a snicker, lol

[@iUnderstand]

The chillness of the cops just makes this interaction even funnier

[@acustomer7216]

He's such an affable drunk!

[@user-pw4mi8fz4c]

I'd love to see him watching this with is friends and these officers id pay to see that

[@Unstrict]

​@@user-pw4mi8fz4c shoulda went to his hearing lmao

[@raeofsunshine369]

I had a DUI many years ago and they made me take the MADD class (mothers against drunk driving). Never again after that class did I take a sip of alcohol and drive a vehicle of ANY kind. It shook me to my core. Everyone who gets a drivers licence should be required to take the MADD class.

[@nwerd7584]

They have classes for everything, when I was a teenager I got caught lighting fires and part of me case was taking a firestarters class at a fire station.. and the class was actually fun. But this was almost 20 years ago now.

[@apeyoutube7485]

What do they talk about? I just remember DARE being so lame

[@dazaiosamu852]

Nah screw that i have common sense

[@robinanding9270]

Some people can’t emotionally handle that so making it required is definitely a terrible idea. There’s a reason it’s only required if something happens. If it would be traumatizing to someone you probably don’t want to make them do it as a possible preventative measure. Or someone who has already lost a loved one to that it’s definitely not cool to make them relive possibly/probably the worst day/experience in their life to be able to get a drivers license.

[@stayathomeserial2653]

I agree. I remember being show horribly graphic car crash vids in high school. Scared the shit out of me.

[@user-yq2rn2hy8p]

As an RN student, we rotated through an Emergency Room in Houston. The saturday night specials ( car wreck victims ) were horrifying. A DR told me, " you know, Jesus lives on the other side of the windshield !!"😮😮😮😮

[@nimconsultants943]

My DUI turned into a high speed chase with helicopters and road spikes. Then weekends in jail Highway safety courses suspended license and super duper fines I stopped drinking since then not worth it.

[@Lenore4Evermore]

My Aunt was killed by a 24 year old DRUNK DRIVER at 3pm in the afternoon on 5/25/1999. The guy served 10 months after he killed her and wounded her 3 kids in the back seat of the car and left them w no mother. The POLICE OFFICERS in this video are saving LIVES !! I thank them for doing their job ..

[@Jennifer_Lewis_Beach_Living]

I’m so sorry for the loss of your aunt. It’s an even bigger insult that the guy got only 10 months. My cousin was killed by a drunk driver in 2002 right before his 22nd birthday. The drunk driver was a kid who could afford the right lawyers, and he ended up getting 4 years to serve in HOME CONFINEMENT and he got his license suspended for 10 years. Not only did my aunt and uncle have to deal with the loss of their son, but they had salt rubbed in the wound where the kid who did it got a light sentence. I love the officers who are saving lives from impaired drivers, and I’m glad that sentences for vehicular manslaughter from DUI are getting stricter and stricter.

[@mollycote1021]

I’m so sorry for your loss. So very sad. God bless. 💔💔💔🙏🏼‼️

[@BlingBug3794]

My brother was run off the road by a drunk driver with 10, yes TEN, previous DUI convictions. The drunk left the scene, went home, sobered up and then called the cops, 6 hrs later. My brother slowly, painfully bled to death while he comfortably slept in his own bed. The police said there was nothing they could do. It was too late to do any FSTs, breathalyzer, etc. Years later he took one drunk drive too many. It's sad.

[@mollycote1021]

@@BlingBug3794 that is awful. I’m so sorry!🥲

[@BlingBug3794]

@mollycote1021 that's the way it is in small town, Alabama. Good ole boys take care of their friends.

[@nathanlamb5263]

As someone who grew up in Wisconsin, this kid is basically sober.

[@williambond70]

Lmfao 🤣 😂

[@bernadettekavanagh9984]

That is insane.

[@kez6469]

Don’t your police have breathalyser units ? So much faster and avoid all this time wasting. Our officers set up roadside checks pretty much every day : pull over, talk into unit for 10 seconds and on your way or back to the cop shop.

[@LinDuhLou]

😂😂😂

[@cookiecookerson84]

How are the cops not laughing when he’s doing these tests, especially the ‘follow the light’?? 😂😂😂😂

[@deborahdicesare9042]

I just have to say, your suit is SO nice. I love the white tie/shirt with the pinstripes.

[@kwest5171]

When I was pulled over for my DUI in my early 20s, I went through the whole finger to nose, alphabet section, and stand on one foot thing. When I had to stand on one foot, I just looked at the officer and asked him if we could just agree I was drunk and move on to the arrest part. He was so cool, cuffed me in front, called my mama to come get me, and had my car parked in a restaurant parking lot instead of impounding it.

[@billymays1761]

Holy shit the cop let you go by getting a ride from your ma AND didn’t impound the car??? Did you take that as a once in a lifetime chance and never DUI’d again?

[@jeffrojefferson88]

How long ago was this? I don't think they do this anymore.

[@nwerd7584]

@@jeffrojefferson88 really depends if its a kid or not, and the cop. More lenient states as well. My state of Massachusetts is pretty damn lenient, but with enough push they'll bury you.

[@apeyoutube7485]

Some people have a Ma much worse than any judge alive 😂

[@kwest5171]

@@apeyoutube7485thankfully, mine just shook her head at me and even went to court with me. Didn't pay my fines or anything, because she believed and still believes in fixing your own mistakes, but she didn't give me too much grief over it.

[@cjinpa5713]

Lost my dad and two friends that were with him with a drunk driving incident and accident. Lives were forever altered that night. The other guy got one day less than 2 years and walked away. The 3 in my dad’s vehicle lost all their lives. Don’t drink and drive. It’s not worth what you may have on your shoulders for the rest of your life.

[@Veroweithofer]

That’s why I didn’t find it funny.

[@debbied9842]

I am so sorry for your loss.🙏

[@primalcritters]

I'm so sorry ❤

[@carolyndavison6095]

That’s just an obscene amount of time served based on the gravity of what happened to the victims. So sorry for your loss and may God give you peace.

[@cjinpa5713]

@@carolyndavison6095 thank you. It really as such a short time and he also had work release so was I think he only spent 4 night a week at the county jail to check in to sleep there. The rest he was at work which was 1/4 mile from his home. Got his wife pregnant and everything during those two years. I had an awful time. Had just gotten out of an abusive relationships and it was at the end of 2001 and I had a small dance studio in an old mining town I had opened in 1991. The depression and the grief and the opioid crisis I got caught up in for self medicating while waiting 6 months for a mental health evaluation. I lost everything I had built from scratch at 21 years old and plus my reputation I had built that 10 years I had my business. Losing everything didn’t help on top of my father’s loss and feeling hopeless. I am one of the lucky ones that did get out and have stayed clean for almost two decades. I often wonder if our health care system was an actual system if I would’ve even got caught up in all that but no sense doing the what for and if only’s at this point. It’s been 22 years this past November since my father’s death and I am back amongst the living again. Took lots of therapy and a great psychiatrist. Instead of a rehab for the 3rd time I decided to do a psych hospital and it was the right choice cause I still credit the referral from there to my current psychiatrist for saving my life. I know I put in the work but still. Then having to actually face all I had been suppressing was a mountain to climb but I made it. I’m safe, loved and still work at controlling my emotions. Don’t dance anymore but I have found others interests. I miss that little dance studio I had built but the building it was in burnt a few years after I closed but it would show up in my dreams at the beginning of my recovery. Again thank you for your kind words. They truly mean a lot to me. It’s amazing how life can change in the blink of an eye.

[@heracosmic]

Im an optometric technician. This seriously sounded more like the answers to a test that i would do at our eye doctor’s office than a field sobriety test 😂

[@bobbisteele9264]

He’s wondering how come his eye doctor arrested him for DUI

[@jodyconine1417]

Besides his drunk driving he is very polite and cooperative.

[@Nicole-tk8xv]

This guy should be given props for the best sobriety test, I liked that we actually got to witness someone who was actually pleasant when they were drunk instead of belligerent and uncooperative, nice change of pace.

[@Unstrict]

I know a few people with similar emcounters lol, key is if your friend is a happy drunk in general they will be with police 😂

[@RyanBlackhawke]

Did... did you watch the entire thing?

[@joko09010]

@@RyanBlackhawke 😆 His fuse was long but went it hit = 🧨

[@greenman6141]

@@RyanBlackhawke Quite! He was a complaining dick. And a entitled racist as well.

[@HDReMaster]

alcohol brings out who you really are

[@joko09010]

Bruce’s giggling adds so much to the storyline. It’s hilarious. 😂

[@allyfrasier6306]

😊 yes!💯👌 His giggle is so joyful sounding that regardless of the topic being discussed, I still feel warmth and happiness at the end of it. 🌞😊 Thanks for your sunshine, Bruce!

[@sberOntrO]

I watch all these videos at 1.75x speed it's the best

[@joko09010]

@@sberOntrO 😂😂😂 Ima try dat

[@lorricannon189]

I laughed so hard the tears were streaming down my face watching this DUI stop. Watching the young driver call out which direction the Officer was pointing his pen & then doing the same with the finger tip to his nose test was hilarious. I wonder if his father was in the military! I couldn't sleep it's 4:30am here & I thought I'd watch more of you're videos! I'm glad you also took the time to warn others it's not worth drinking & driving. I really enjoy watching you're videos with you're son Michael as you're content provider & camera man! Ontario, 🇨🇦 🐾

[@Stuff_happens]

This guys friends are never going to let him forget this. Oh man his insurance rates

[@jmb5924]

I found it funny he kept talking about being from Wisconsin. I lived there for 30 years and did DUI assessments. Sadly, Wisconsin at the time had very lax drunk driving laws, which allowed for many repeat offenders. It wasn’t unusual to see folks with four or five prior DUI’s. I heard that since then they have tightened up the laws, but I’m not sure. It’s very true what you said about the number of bars. In parts of Milwaukee it was common to see a bar on four corners in a neighborhood. At every outdoor festival, including the State Fair, beer is easily accessible. In the old breweries, employees were allowed a bucket of beer during their work shifts. Beer is an integral part of Wisconsin culture. The beer cheese soup is to die for!

[@gwenverde7970]

How about boating while drunk? Just curious since there are so many lakes.

[@jmb5924]

@@gwenverde7970 I don’t know the stats on that, but yes, that was a problem also. I took a canoing class with my nine year old son. We all paddled up to an outdoor bar on the river. I had soda but everyone else, including the instructor, had beer. Then paddled on home.

[@clayton56tube]

I noticed the same living in Racine, a bar on all four corners of every intersection

[@supitschillbro]

i mean, wisconsin still has pretty lax laws about duis. your first dui (unless you hurt somebody) isn’t even actually a crime, it’s a ticket

[@melsop54]

Literally, this is one crime that is 100% absolutely positively avoidable. There is NEVER a reason it needs to happen.

[@keithlabelle7488]

While the video itself may be amusing, the fact he was behind the wheel is terrifying and its a miracle he didnt kill someone.

[@Rogue_Leader]

I would fail a field sobriety test blowing 0. I have dyspraxia. Here in the UK we don’t go through this ridiculous pantomime, the police just request a breathalyser test. If you refuse, it’s down to the station for a blood test.

[@firststepshardest1656]

I mean no offense. Are you able to drive with this medical condition?

[@Rogue_Leader]

@@firststepshardest1656 Yeah, I just have terrible balance and coordination. It's the walk and turn I'd fail. I;ve often tried it and end up almost falling over.

[@samurai6817]

​@@firststepshardest1656you do realize you are *REQUIRED* to be seated while driving... shocker!

[@josephdoiron8376]

samurai6817. Your logic also dictates that a field sobriety test should be done while seated!

[@LeTrashPanda]

I walk with a cane, I'd fail a few too, lol. My balance is off due to a structural disorder but I don't drink so......

[@Benjy86]

Bruce Rivers he's the criminal lawyer 🗣

[@jbug13158]

At least he's honest 🤣😂🤣Many times they'll say something like "I've only had tee martwoneeses Occiffer". 😁

[@kellytrowbridgehomes]

I laughed until I couldn’t catch my breath. OMG!! Hilarious!! Yeah his narrative had me on the ground and I still have no idea how long he’s lived there - 3.5 months, 4 months, 5.5 months - changed every time. Great job putting this together Michael!!

[@toyamwarr]

I watched the original body cam footage a couple days ago. The guy should have gotten points with police for being able to narrate his sobriety test.

[@mom2-4kidz]

Me too but I was happy to watch it again. Needed a good laugh... lol

[@laceywhite4380]

Where did you see the original video? I wanna watch again without narration.

[@laceywhite4380]

@@mom2-4kidz Where did you see the original video? I wanna watch again without narration.

[@mom2-4kidz]

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[@mom2-4kidz]

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[@reneehomen2226]

I love how Bruce is so proud of his son.

[@tamarabrunozzi8482]

Best DUI ever! You have never posted or commented anything but brilliant stuff! Thank you. You and your son rock!

[@AwesomeJerkface]

“I’m gonna quit driving” that’s pretty endearing

[@clairewyndham1971]

Bruce, as a former barmaid, I can attest to the fact some drunks get like this kid!!. And yes, as a resident of Wisconsin, I can tell you there are tons of bars..one per block!

[@jodyconine1417]

Love your grandma stories. It’s one of your trademarks!

[@AwakeAtTheWheel]

This makes me think of the Reno 911 sketch where they pull someone over and do these tests, but the suspect aces them over and over until the very end, when he makes a slight mistake and says well, I am drunk. The cops were like, ohhh got ya 😂😂🍻

[@shawna4309]

I know this guy personally. I can confirm that he does, in fact, back the blue.

[@realalbertan]

😂

[@lianalonge1984]

AND software developers. 😏

[@heatheregger8808]

He made a bad decision, yes. But love this kid.

[@nicripolas816]

Kid's a doofus lol

[@southstar9931]

Unless they are holding him accountable

[@ChrisJohnson-pc3pd]

"following with my fucking balls" wins the internet.

[@yourconnection9303]

Yep!🙃

[@Ryan_Carder]

This is VERY late, and I doubt anyone will see comment. However, I wanna let you guys know, that this man in the video is one of my best friends. The short story is, this truly was a ONE TIME mistake. He has since been completely sober since this experience. He does make mention of past field sobriety tests in this video, but he wasn't drinking for any of those, and was let off with a warning for speeding or whatever. He served his probation or whatever, paid his fines, drove with his blow'n'go, and now lives a happy and healthy sober life now

[@GS-ni9wb]

Glad to hear he is doing well.

[@LinDuhLou]

He is a very likable guy. 👍

[@modern.pimp.]

25:50 they just having fun now and i honestly enjoy it myself😂

[@jamesjenkins8882]

From the length of this video I assumed it would be a compilation of multiple traffic stops but nope... this kid had enough material keep me laughing for 40 minutes! Lol

[@emilyantus2025]

OH I WAS SO HOPING YOU WOULD SEE THIS!!! This arrest had me in tears, this dude was so funny. Stupid af for driving drunk, but at the very least, he did give the cops a good laugh! 😂

[@yeahletsunpackthat]

SAME!!! 😂

[@aprilove-xoxo]

I was HOPING TOOOO! I watched it on CUFBOYS n was like bro I wonder what Bruce would say about this guy lol

[@heatheregger8808]

Yes!!

[@Jennifermcintyre]

Why is he wearing moccasins?! This is one bizarre traffic stop!!!

[@kd7100]

@@Jennifermcintyrebecause he’s some of pervert!

[@janaleigh2000]

Sounds. Like he was in the services😂 The way he recites everything!

[@Lagstine]

I love Grandma stories and I hear the entire ad, just because it’s so funny.

[@VegasAlien1]

Driver: I've had 6 drinks since 8:00. Officer: Sir, it's 8:15.

[@seankauder9721]

😂

[@blindkimberly1360]

My husband had two buddies who had multiple DUIs by their early 20s. Multiple arrests. Multiple license suspensions then revoked. By their early 40s they drove drunk daily w/o licenses. The ONLY times they were even pulled over anymore was when they went out of county/state. I’m talking positively way way over the limit blood alcohol. Could barely walk or talk yet drove daily. Both died of liver failure as well. I never understood how they got away with it.

[@user-sg6sv9oi6i]

My brother, his wife and my sister have driven drunk too many times to count. I guess here in NJ, these people get away with it. Sad but true.

[@MeganKeith-lh2ec]

This is one of my fan favorites.

[@ditzygypsy]

It sounded like he was doing colour commentary for a hockey game! “Aaand red to the right and white to the left. Red is moving towards the centre now and white is still on the left. And now red stops on the left and starts moving right. Oh no! White is still there on the left…. .” 🤣🤣🤣

[@alexlevinson8629]

So, life’s been kind of tough lately, and to be honest, I haven’t laughed much. I’ve come across this video multiple times now and each time I’ve watched it in its entirety. Even knowing what’s coming, I crack up every time. Laughter really is the best medicine, and this kid is the damn pharmacist.

[@northhallbabe13]

Keep watching Bruce’s videos! He’s so damn hilarious and always leaves me in a good mood. I hope life gets better!

[@jpprigge1844]

Where is this being done? Florida. That cop is so damn chill, man, we need more of those that don't amp people up.

[@SultryAngel]

Seriously, can you imagine what he was driving like and he is THIS drunk! It is actually very scary & am glad they stopped him.

[@andreagnauck4982]

That was the most painful DUI ever. I never would have watched all the way thru if I was on any other channel. But this is my favorite channel and I love Bruce's commentary. That kid is a freaking nightmare!!

[@hala9175]

I appreciate that you are doing this PSA. So important.❤

[@alexanderdumas-]

“ITS PROBABLY GONNA GO TO THE LEFT FIRST THEN THE RIGHT” 😂😂😂

[@MsSpktrout]

This is probably the funniest stop I’ve seen in a long time - but your reactions are what makes this comedy gold. I love playing the “what’s he gonna blow” game when I watch these. When I was in law school I clerked at the district and superior courts in Guilford County, NC. When I was assigned a judge assigned to DWI district court, the judge & I would play the “what do you think they blewl game. As an aside, that particular court was also comedy gold. The astounding number of people who would show up to DWI court absolutely blasted, or high out of their minds, was crazy. - I guessed .23 for this dude. Close. 😂😂😂

[@m.s.3798]

Most important is the spirit of the law, to keep you from killing yourself or someone else!

[@marianyulo1769]

This kid was the funniest I’ve ever seen .he belongs in Hollywood .this videos the best out there .I’m glad he was never hurt nor anyone else .👍

[@jlnriddick]

Bruce, I love the stories you interject as you review these videos. "I once had a client who..." The stories are typically as good as the videos. You also do THE BEST imitation of a drunk person speaking.

[@fishsohorny]

He's no John Dunsworth, but his drunk impression is solid

[@jlnriddick]

@@fishsohorny Lol

[@joshuamlnarik5942]

​@@fishsohorny"I'm mowing the air, Randy!!"

[@kieronparr3403]

Is anyone as good as John Dunsworth RIP. Sexy julian

[@OneDawn4All]

💯%!!!!

[@carlaperkins655]

I'll never understand why they don't go straight to breathalyzer.

[@atroposz]

Not all departments have portable breathalizers (and even big departments usually only have a limited amount), and they have to have reasonable suspicion to detain you/arrest you & take you back to the station (or hospital, if theyre doing a blood draw) to their machine.

[@heidikickhouse-]

Knowing I neither drink nor drug, knowing I was clumsy af, I once begged for a breathalyzer and blood draw roadside when I got stopped. NOPE, not until after being shaky on the tests, which I'd predicted (undiagnosed medical condition, but led to it). "O.O" etoh breath. Obviously broken, cop said, Do the one in the station, get there tightly handcuffed, old lady (me) in back of cruiser. 0.0 three times there. Arresting officer said he STILL believed I was drunk. Not from evidence of any driving infraction. Because there was none, I had just been hesitating, indecisive at a yellow light on a deserted road, then I backed up 2 feet to get behind the line a second before the change to red. And that looked drunk apparently. There's no road law to even call what I did (that I know of). He said "Normal eople just don't do that. They stop at the yellow, or they run it. Nobody sober does what you did". It was 2:30 am, I just couldn't decide, it took months to answer my proposal too.

[@lynnkayee1015]

It sent me over the moon when he started stating the direction he was looking! 😂😭😭 Hopefully this was a wake up call for this guy and he learns his lesson. Seems like a nice enough dude, but he put himself & everyone on the road in danger by getting behind the wheel and it's never worth the risk!

[@mollycote1021]

That got me too!! Bruce’s laugh made it even better!😂😂😂😂

[@tmc1372]

He'll be proud of it most likely.

[@josephdoiron8376]

Also, he does back the blue!

[@marleylove510]

@@tmc1372 I read somewhere that he actually said this was a wake up call for him he said he even stopped drinking. I guess he got interviewed or something because he was so funny. They said he was very kind and seemed like he was a good guy. I don’t have a source or anything like that so take this with a grain of salt. I kind of believe it tho because as “tipsy” as he is, he genuinely seems like a good guy.

[@judithbamber3140]

God love you, Bruce .. your comments give me such good chuckles!

[@danadoozer9990]

I'm so glad that I found your channel!! I LOVE these kinds of videos and you're so entertaining and informative! I'm loving it!❤😂

[@abubakarmaster]

"What are you gonna do ??? throw me in jail " - Man who is about to go to Jail 💀

[@elil8094]

Dude is hilarious. Bet he’s fun at parties. Just hope he learns from this and doesn’t drive afterwards.

[@ev25zv]

Yeah, he's the dude everyone laughs at and not with.

[@UpstateBreezy]

@@ev25zvyou know him personally?

[@maryshelton3730]

Love it when Bruce laughs!

[@emileeleewolfe4192]

It was refreshing to see a decent cop on the job. Thank you. (Im half way through at this point)

[@Suprachiasmatic]

I had a friend from college who got two DUIs like 10 years apart and had a BAL of over 0.3 both times and STILL didn’t admit that she had a problem until halfway through drug court. Last I heard she had finally gotten sober which is incredible. You have to drink so much so often to be able to function in any capacity with such a high BAL!

[@swelldritch2774]

People who can function at 0.3 have got to have a crazy tolerance. Some buddies and I were "testing" a breathalyzer our security department had bought and one guy decided to see how high he could go. The guy was puking and completely out of it at 0.2, let alone 0.3. Should go without saying but everyone who did any "testing" got driven home.

[@baneh1329]

I want nothing more than to see this guy reacting to this video and hearing his thoughts

[@LoveandData]

OMG. "Itchy!" I was cracking up at your reactions!

[@kellythompson3865]

Thanks mr. Rivers! Im enjoying every video! Its enlightening. We need your voice friend!

[@jasonpatterson8091]

Lived in central Wisconsin for a year and the rate of drunk driving was absolutely insane. Didn't want to leave the house on a Friday or Saturday night, but you'd see drunk driving regularly on a Tuesday afternoon. The people who I worked with there (wonderful folks, to be clear, and having gone out with them, they didn't drink and drive) seemed completely oblivious to it - it was just a thing that happened. Some guy barfing his guts out at 10 in the morning in the Home Depot parking lot? Huh. Someone weaving down the highway or barely making a turn on a clear, clean road? Wacky.

[@kristinn3367]

I went to college in Madison. I mean, there’s not a lot to do besides drink so that’s what they do. I’ll never forget leaving a party my freshman year of college and a group of us were going to walk to another party about a mile away and one of the guys goes “I’m too drunk to walk that far, I’ll drive.” And he wasn’t joking either.

[@ryanmaris1917]

We weave on roads in PA, but that’s cause of the potholes.

[@sassiwich3491]

⁠@@kristinn3367that’s such bs!!! There’s plenty to do in the WI!! There’s road tripping, quarters, beer polo, TPing your ex boyfriends, cow tipping, beer bongs, Euchre, road tripping….duhhhh. 😉😉

[@kristinn3367]

@@sassiwich3491 that list is so accurate I actually laughed out loud!

[@sassiwich3491]

@@kristinn3367 I lived in the DC commuter area, (Bristow/Manassas & Culpepper), for a stent as a forensic psychotherapist & CIT instructor. I would a million times over choose to live in Western WI/Twin Cities over VA. At least we can play in our yards without worrying about copperheads and swim in our lakes not worrying about water moccasins.

[@SMOOVKILL1]

Im glad nobody got hurt and Ive watched hundreds of these road side tests. Never have I seen someone say left right. When he said down I died.🤣🤣🤣. The best narrator.

[@ItsMee_Vee]

@CLR Bruce Rivers I laughed soooooo hard, my face hurt!!!! Thank you. I needed agood laugh!

[@AmiaRoseBolton]

I LOST it when he started saying where the officer was pointing his finger instead of following it with his eyes. Right, center, down! Said with so much confidence 😂😂

[@staceyshaffer180]

This is my all time favorite dui arrest. I was on the floor rolling during the eye movement test 😂 Thanks Bruce, love your reactions.

[@murphymerryliz]

This sobriety test took so long I was sure the kid would sober up by the end of it.

[@TheNinnyfee]

That's what he was planning on. 😂

[@z3lda808]

Must have been a slow night for the police

[@samurai6817]

I *actually* thought he was trying to waste as much time to sober up a bit for breathalyzer

[@Rayden440]

@@samurai6817 Alcohol stays in the blood and breath for 12-24 hours. So, unless the cops wait until noon next day to do the test, he will still fail it LOL

[@RS5DAN]

Love how dude always shows so much love and respect for his son. 😎💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

[@elizabethmarie9429]

I watch this episode whenever I am in need of a giggle along Bruce!

[@kingjames9120]

In '95 my eldest brother was a bar tender in a small town. He left work after shift and was struck headon by a drunk driver at 3:25 a.m. Pronounced @ 5:30 along with the other driver. Turned out the kid that was drunk was celebrating his 21st birthday at my brother's bar. No excuse for drunk driving.

[@KnineFeline]

So sorry to hear! Senseless loss of life.

[@LeverPhile]

Sorry for your loss.

[@Ruth78620]

I'm so sorry for your loss. My brothers am alcoholic amd I was terrified he'd hed hit someone amd kill.them so I called the police amd they were waiting for him. He lost his licence for 3 years, lost his business but too bad that's the consequences for being a drunk bum amd he didn't get the opportunity to hurt or kill some innocent person.

[@Tyweezy84]

My condolences 🙏🏿

[@debshaw680]

My condolences but clearly they over served him.

[@jerryweirdspeed8943]

I love how cooperative he is all the time. Even when he doesn't quite get the instructions. ...alright. I commented too early.

[@TheWallacePlace]

What got me locked into this channel first is his INTRO! Then it was his sense of humor; and so on.

[@krissyhimes9357]

These drunks provide so much entertainment! Love that for the laughs!!

[@Emm325]

I will never get sick of Mr. Rivers covering these types of videos… I back the Bruce!

[@enid0mom]

As someone who was married to an alcoholic and divorced him for the same reason, I absolutely get how seriously dangerous this guy was to himself and everyone else. That being said, I laughed until I had tears rolling down my cheeks. This is the second time I have seen this and I am laughing in anticipation of what he his going to do. I am going to show my age here and say this is almost like and old Burns and Allen skit. The cop is George Burns, the straight man. The kid is Gracie Allen. A total airhead. I also happen to know a little about computer programming. I am a woman a was also a “programmer/analyst.” It is hard getting white males to take me seriously. But that is NOTHING compared to the contractors from India, where women are still subhuman. I sure hope this kid gets sober and stays that way. He seems like he would be a great guy to know when he is sober. Like my ex-husband.

[@danielwarpaint1963]

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[@briandbenson]

“Great guy to know, and I’d divorce him” 😂 I appreciate everything you wrote and love you for it.

[@user-qo8ko5sx3e]

Good night, Gracie!

[@amirahal-wehbi]

@@briandbenson I understand her for sure! Not every guy that’s good as a person will be good husbands.

[@meumnomen]

Haven't thought about George Burns in a long time. What a funny guy he was!

[@RJ-iy4es]

😂😂😂😂😂 Michael thank you! Your dad comments got me laughing so hard and I needed that.

[@shannonslutzky4754]

I went to college with a guy who was top of our class, amazing person, would do anything for you etc…when he turned 21 and he knew he’d be drinking he arranged for a limo to take everyone home at the end of the night. When he got home, a girl called him looking for a ride cause she had broken down (she wasn’t part of our group) he got in his car and went to help, hitting and killing 4 men on their way to their early morning shift at work, so instead of graduating a month later, he was in jail and those poor men lost their lives for no reason. HE WAS HOME!EVERYONE WAS SAFE LIKE HE PLANNED, tell her to call a tow. WTH was he thinking. So preventable 🤦‍♀️💔

[@clevelandcbi]

Wow!!

[@allisonsola2772]

Bruce, you are so on the mark. I unfortunately got a DUI years ago in Florida, and it costed me so much of my life and money. I came to terms with stuff that was going on in my life and stopped using alcohol as a coping mechanism. I got out of that abusive relationship. By far the worst part is that I could have hurt, or worse, another person or myself. My kids wouldn't have a mother, and the reality they would have for the rest of their lives would be that their mother drove drunk. It was the gravest decision I ever made in my life. That being said, it takes no effort to be polite and respectful to the police, which I was. They even told me that I was not a bad person, but I made an irresponsible choice. That fact carried a lot of weight in the favor of my case. I'll never forget my wonderful attorney telling me, after the Plea hearing, that sometimes something good can come out of a bad situation. (I had to edit my post. Sorry Bruce, my attorney was Rick C. , so I put his name first since you are both so awesome).

[@LisaSimpsonRules]

I am glad to read that you got out of that bad situation. Life is never perfect, but drinking too much only can make things worse.

[@Kellygirl2688]

I had a similar situation as you, really changed my life. I was also very polite and respectful to the officer. They didn't tow my car, didn't lock me up, and drove me home afterwards. I appreciated how much they did for me and how respectful they were of me. Even considering my situation, being nice to one another made the situation so much easier. Happy you got yourself in a better place. Grateful I am in a better place and I'll never make that mistake again.

[@nwerd7584]

if you got arrested for anything again from that point on cops treat you like a career criminal that's been arrested 100 times. They only give you that bad choice shit once. Its just in certain states they call you a criminal dirt bag but the let you go because of the system there, like NY. CA. Ive been arrested a few times multiple years a part. and now 10 years living a clean life and when tey pull up your history they treat you like a dirt bag, almost seems like they want to evoke you to do something illegal in their presence. They don't ever think your reformed, and that's not shocking with who they deal with most frequently. but its kinda bs.

[@PaperPlateClorox]

Let’s go, Allison.

[@SB-mr2nk]

I got a DUI and instead of stopping drinking I just stopped driving lmao

[@jentommyontheroad8089]

OMG! Cracking up so hard as he narrated the test! I have no idea how these officers weren’t laughing!

[@Rayden440]

Bet he was the talk of the office for a few days and made himself into a legend they talk and laugh about once in a while.

[@lucymichelemagariel4688]

Your great to watch and enjoy all your episodes. You and Micheal are amazing.❤️

[@xamilliexx]

This made my whole morning. I love you both - y'all make a great team. I'm addicted to your content keep up the great work!✨