Covid Affected My Marriage: Bill Engvall

[@lynnmanson2387]

I’m a crap buying, right way of dishwasher loading, pissy mood all day, talking to myself, hearing testing advocate, who’s been married for over 40 years. It’s nice to know that I’m normal.🥳

[@GothGirlWorld]

I agree with all of this except I've never been married. 😂

[@teresaclifford8184]

Married 57 years and still going lol! Yes to all lol😊

[@lil.miscellaneous]

After 6 or 8 months of COVID lockdown and several hundred thousand games of yahtzee, my husband who normally travels a couple of times a month said to me “ Is everything you like to eat that crunchy !”. I knew then that he had been home too long. lol😂

[@jamesgalloway7790]

😂😂😂

[@keepcharlottecountygreen150]

I am dishwasher master. All those years of Tetris paid off.

[@littlebigkicker]

lolz love tetris

[@Izzy-w2t]

😂😂 Tetris true! I learned to pack my sewing supplies tighter..so I can hide even more fabric! 😅

[@richardschmidt6619]

Been married for 45 years and I can relate to everything you said. Been there and done that.

[@richardcastagna7313]

I'm the same way. My wife and I are married 38 years. I keep telling my wife the reason we have a happy marriage is that I work two jobs five days a week.i see her on weekends. Thanks why I'm happy 😊

[@notme2day]

Been married 23 years and can say the same. Once you make it through that "7 year itch" ... things get easier in my experience. Also helps he's the most laid back person I've ever met, unless he gets lost driving. Only time I've ever seen him lose his cool.

[@doverton6885]

OMGosh! All true.... been 42 years for my husband & I. My MIL gave me 2 pieces of advise. 1... on the morning of your birthday/anniversary jump out of bed & say wish me a happy birthday/anniv. Honey. That way a forgetful husband had all day to do something about it. 2... Never go behind him (or the children) when he does a chore & re-do it or he'll just stop! Truer words were never spoken.

[@donhartfield]

#1 is amazing because honestly a man feels terrible for forgetting something that important and good ones will do anything in their power to make it great. Fight the fights that matter. Remind him so you both can enjoy the day, not cause an irrational fight. People's lives are busy and stressful. All it takes it a small bit of kindness and thoughtfulness to make s relationship stay golden

[@brunoqnzbk7891]

The birthday/anniversary tip is honestly depressing af. If your husband can't remember, he doesn't care. 😢

[@doverton6885]

@@brunoqnzbk7891 Well, BRUNO, maybe he cares just a little bit. We have been married 42 years. You're completely entitled to your own thoughts on the subject.

[@elizabethkehoe6717]

​@@brunoqnzbk7891ridiculous comment. Forgetting a birthday has nothing to do with loving or not loving, someone.

[@ChristinaSkillern-cl3bg]

Some don’t care but some do. I married the “absent minded professor”

[@Chrisl0963]

There are a lot of funny comedians out there, but none of them make me laugh as much as Bill Engvall. This guy, in my opinion, is the funniest of them all. I never get tired of listening to him. 😆

[@pebbiecomer1513]

Same here! I roll every time I watch or listen to him! He is hilarious!!! I literally LOL!

[@deltapapa82]

Talking from the other end of the house is so spot on.

[@lanewallace9083]

My wife does that ALL the time.

[@slateslavens]

oh, I'm hard of hearing but I'll be damned if I'm gonna get hearing aids when people who know it talk in the lowest possible volume or insist on not facing me in a noisy environment.

[@deltapapa82]

@ Lol I like your way of thinking.

[@donnadoriand7324]

My husband does this. I'll be in the kitchen cooking and washing dishes and he'll be talking to me from the living room.

[@candacehernley2955]

I just laugh at everything he says!!! You can relate to everything he says!! He makes me laugh so hard!! Thanks for all the laughter!!❤️❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joannaedwards6325]

I love him too !

[@dianereed9364]

My 5-year-old great-granddaughter talks to herself constantly and when I respond she gets irritated and says, “I wasn’t talking to you.” She also gets irritated when I think she’s talking to herself and I choose to ignore her. 😂😂

[@lyndabond1443]

Bed Bath and beyond our budget lol 😂

[@robertflegal1735]

Bill you are the best stand up comedian. Your routines always leave me with a smile on my face!!!

[@tjmiller5060]

Loading the dishwasher in MY HOUSE…I load like a Scandinavian architect, my husband loads like a raccoon on meth! He knows it’s true too. So I refuse to let him touch our new dishwasher! I make him put dirty dishes in the sink and I load them each evening myself. 🤷‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

[@christineb2640]

A raccoon on meth 😂😂😂😂

[@bentleyfonsworth9604]

He's doing it on purpose.

[@clairethompson5549]

As a fellow meth raccoon, you have my sympathy 😂

[@judycarter8199]

😂 My husband and I are opposite of this! Since he can’t/won’t cook, he cleans the kitchen and loads the dishwasher like a Tetris champ. After 46 years of marriage, I think we’ve got a good deal going-he doesn’t worry about cooking and gets to load the dishwasher his way.

[@4gigtech]

My house is the reverse!

[@Skyhawker6177]

I love this guy's sense of humor and his delivery

[@markverloop8890]

Hew the only one who laughs at his own jokes

[@markverloop8890]

He's the only one who laughs at his own jokes

[@ianegfp]

It's not just a thing in male -female dynamics either. Once my co-worker stops talking, I turn away and head towards the breakroom. Shortly after I cross the threshold of the kitchen and enter the domain of the refrigerator hum, I can hear the muffled sound of her saying something to me that I cannot hear clearly because I have left the room and the sound of the refrigerator drowns her out. Maybe I'm just not giving her enough silence within the conversation to gather her thoughts. I am thinking of making a PSA each time I walk out of earshot, "Attention, I am leaving the audible area. If you have any additional thoughts, I will return to the room shortly and listen to them." Thank you for the laughs, Bill. Best wishes!

[@kathygreer2097]

My husband does that to me! So it’s not a female thing.

[@maryharris5633]

@@kathygreer2097 Yep. If I am cooking at the stove with the exhaust fan on, I cannot hear him talking around the corner, through a wall.

[@jprevatt]

My hubs is who does this to me! When I leave a room. Say he's in bedroom, I go to kitchen. He starts talking once I'm in the kitchen, the vent fan or something else will drown his words out. Our vent automatically comes on with bathroom switch to main light. The bathroom is next to the bedroom but the vent in my ear drowns him out! Lol 😂👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨Love you honey! ❤

[@joannaedwards6325]

ianegfp Sounds like your co worker is Ego driven and insecure 😢.

[@wmason1961]

We all have that coworker. If you don't, it's probably you.

[@r1mein54]

All you said Bill is absolutely correct.

[@davidboese5159]

A whole monologue.".of TRUTH!

[@katieinhops5163]

I used to be the same way about the dishwasher, then I started Zoloft and now I just make sure that everything will get adequate soap and water exposure. I don't care if it's organized as long as it gets clean.

[@OnePieceTractor]

I’m convinced that older people becoming hard of hearing is God way of keeping very couples together so long

[@Chiefpancake1776]

I'm 33, and this is already a thing. My wife said I need to go get my ears checked yesterday. I said I absolutely don't need to, I want to stay married hahaha.

[@Sharon-Carrell]

Me and my husband will be married 50 Years in March 2025!! It CAN be done but you gotta be Committed!! ❤❤❤

[@davidrayl5428d]

You'll be on Sunday

[@katttmandoo]

My husband and I worked together side by side. We are always together. We wouldn't have it any other way.

[@JP-lu9ed]

My spouse is very hard of hearing and thought I was. Then we realized that he couldn’t hear my footsteps when I left the room so was telling me that things without looking to see if I was still there (or even on the same floor) to hear it. If you have hearing loss, make sure the person you are speaking to is in sight.

[@handimanjay6642]

My parents finally got the last of 9 kids out of the house. Retired they took to traveling. My father wore a hearing aid in his right ear and Mom spoke with a mechanical voice assistance. At times he would turn his hearing aid down and would nod is he or say yes dear as she would chatter on. On the Jersey Turnpike he pulled into to a rest area to pee and get gas. He came out drove over to the pumps filled up and drove on. About a half hour later he says to Mom. “Right here.” “Right here what honey?” Mom says. “Right here is where I realized you were not in the truck and I had to turn around at the “official use only spot” to go back for you.” He thought she crawled into the camper. He said when her got back he could she her happily shopping in the travel store. He went in and told her “You go ahead and get yourself something nice.” Meaning something over $20 under $50. Mom confused picked out something in the $30 range and was tickled to get something for herself.

[@chocolatefrenzieya]

Priceless.

[@karenokeson2705]

When I was in my 20-30 ish years, I worked for a family owned medical supply company that had offices in four states. My boss was the Assistant to the President. He handled sales, contracts, bids and whatever else some of the other sales and executives needed help with. He was a Marine during Vietnam. One of the other salesmen was a Navy man then and some of the other people throughout the various branches and different jobs were veterans as well, covering different branches and deployments. Well, my boss and his wife took a vacation with his parents, drove out WI, MN, Dakotas. They stopped at a rest stop somewhere out there for lunch, gas, bathroom break one afternoon. Finished up and got back in the vehicle and drove on. I never heard how long it took but, the men had left their wives at the rest stop. I'm not sure if cell phones were a thing people had at that time, this happened before I started working there. They finally realized they were short a couple people and backtracked. It sounded like there were a few things along those lines that happened when they were together. His wife was the sweetest woman. She worked long hours in one of the hospitals around their home and didn't always get to see him if he had to go to one of the other offices to do some work. She would call me and ask me where he was. She was a wonderful woman. Thanks for bring those memories back to me. That was one of my favorite places to work. Like family. Great people.

[@teresahovey2266]

I Love Bill. Everything he says is sooo true!

[@R-ecipes864]

@TheDadvocate puts the hearing into perspective - there are so many iterations to go through: 1) Is she talking to me? 2) Is it important? 3) Is it a trap? It’s not that we’re hard of hearing; there’s just a lot of process time we need to go through.

[@jonathanbair523]

Yes soooo true, sometimes need to run threw it a few times to double check the list the first time....

[@R-ecipes864]

@@jonathanbair523 The most important is Admiral Ackbar, “It’s a trap!”

[@antoniotiberi1569]

Been Married 28 years and you’re spot on.

[@dolphinschild62]

Almost spit out my tea during Bad Weiner day. ROTF

[@KathrynRoberts60]

He was hysterical on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour 😂

[@meatdog]

OMG, You're such a man!! After 40 years, you should have learned all this by now!!

[@shannonmcdougall478]

Saw him live...he was absolutely hilarious.

[@lasandrenstormewalker5432]

Now I've only been married for 30 years but the brother is testifying truth. He hit the nail on the damned head.

[@christialrosejacobs441]

My mom only talks to me when I have my headset on my head and watch videos 😅

[@chocolatefrenzieya]

Ha! Gen X thing. I annoy my daughter constantly as I try to talk to her when she has her buds in. I'm like, "WE DIDN'T HAVE THESE THINGS TIL 2 SECONDS AGO I'M NOT TRAINED!!" 🤣

[@fallon7616]

Love Bill ❤ He is an icon. Clean humor

[@rockcat5000]

The hearing thing goes both ways. My husband would wait until I left the room, or until he started a power tool, before telling me something important, like he needed a gift for a co-worker, or his dad asked us over. "But I told you!"

[@jprevatt]

@@rockcat5000 good it's not just me lol 😂🫡

[@deafstoned9521]

1:59 DAMN U ENGVALL!! 😹 I’m laughing my guts out. But this is literally my relationship with my roommate.

[@shelleyl4117]

The dishwasher reminds me of my mom. She made us load it a certain way. Glass mugs and cups had to have a plastic cup in between so they didn't clink together and break. Towels had to be folded a certain way.

[@RayF6126]

The dishwasher is practical, the towels aren't.

[@mightymikethebear]

My wife is the best at almost everything she does around the house. She can't or won't fold laundry the way I like it.

[@joannaedwards6325]

shelley Well...there's your Mom's way and the wrong way 😄

[@ritazimmelman4769]

Or, as a friend of mine, put it recently, " It was either my mom's way or the highway.) I Snickered . She looked puzzled. I said "It sounds like we had the same mom!".

[@jeremyfryar3424]

There is absolutely a right and wrong way to load a dishwasher.

[@tinad8561]

I forget the meme exactly, but: there are people who load a dishwasher like a Swedish architect and people who load it like a raccoon on crack, and they inevitably marry.

[@cindye280]

Yes, I remember my grandparents having fights over this. And of course the answer was grandma's way.😂

[@wmason1961]

Right. The biggest difference is the gender of the person insisting that their way is the only right way.

[@firehorsewoman414]

There sure is: Right way - get it loaded; wrong way - don’t load it

[@genitagray6126]

@@tinad8561recently my hubby said I load a dishwasher like a raccoon. Now I know where that came from. Funny thing is, my dishes come out clean… Get a life folks. It’s just a dishwasher, not brain surgery.

[@alleys4804]

I just Love Bill and how he makes me laugh!!!

[@stellastarbrightk7563]

I am lucky hubby and I had a blast together during Covid

[@susanworrell8141]

I love Bill!!

[@donmunro144]

I can totally relate to how this started. I'm a long-haul trucker.

[@silverfeigner]

My husband is a truck driver. When he is home on the weekend, his favorite thing to do is wait until I have headphones on and am watching a KZbin video before he starts talking to me. I then have to pause the video and wait for him to finish what he is saying. Then when he is quiet and I put the headphones back on and unpause the video, he starts talking to me again. When he is playing a video game and I try to talk to him, he snaps at me.

[@donmunro144]

@silverfeigner my wife does that to me also.

[@teresabell1014]

My brother and his wife are long haul truckers , for the past 30 years!!! I do not know how they don't kill each other.😊

[@bonnford9164]

My husband and I are retired and are together 24/7 for the past 23 years, it's a lot like Covid.

[@Darci3333]

Its not hard of hearing i am completely convinced men have Selective hearing😂😂😂😂

[@sharisimonehampton5434]

Lmao😂 reminds me of how it is in my house. Thanks. Nice to know I am not alone! Lol😊

[@marthaterry2696]

My husband is the dishwasher comandante, not me

[@DianeCasanova]

Mine too. Plastic in the bottom, pots and pans on top.😡😡

[@leewhite-graham753]

Me too. You wanna command the kitchen, you can have it!!

[@marthaterry2696]

@@leewhite-graham753My thoughts exactly!

[@JP-lu9ed]

Ditto in our house.

[@tinabird1045]

He is still absolutely hilarious!

[@lauralinkoff3776]

My husband of 38 years talks out loud all the time , drives me crazy, especially since he retired. 😂

[@toranfuglseth7049]

All time favorite comedian

[@joannaedwards6325]

Glad the only 'other' in my house is my cat. ....she hears everything I say but.... she just ignores it 😊.

[@KA-od5mw]

🐾🐈Then you'll be ready for a significant other!

[@Myonlytribalchief]

Love him! I also love the Blue Collar specials classic.

[@janewrighton9227]

I had it made. My husband has hunting property and the day they closed the plant, he headed to it and was there for 3 months. It was great.

[@cijmo]

I'm not married so have no comparison but I remember being in the car with my brother and his wife. She was doing the talking to herself thing about picking up some groceries and my brother said "Well, there's a Save-On Foods right here so we can pick it up." she said "I don't want to go to this one." he said "Which one did you want to go to?" she said "It doesn't matter."

[@jprevatt]

🤷🤷🤷🤣 uhhh huhh yep

[@jprevatt]

This one's actually my own mother & her hubby! Married 22 years. She drives him nuts!! I can sometimes see directly in his face the loads of frustration he has!! But he married her...LOL Now she tells me he's getting dementia. That his docs have tested & diagnosed him, etc. Well, he seems fine to me. Yet she's so neurotic she drives him (& ME, when I visit!) absolutely up the freakin wall ... He has more patience, than I. Bless him!

[@cijmo]

@@jprevatt I'm sorry to hear that. My dad was a chronic liar so they didn't notice dementia creeping in. I did because I'd lived away for two years and noticed the difference when his lies became too outrageous. Things like, by the end, when he went into the navy (which he did) his age got younger and younger. Pretty soon it was like he joined when he was 12. But it was so slow and they didn't get him diagnosed until much later so I don't know when he stopped lying and it became his reality.

[@rubyfisch5077]

The dishwasher thing is so true. Except in our case, it's opposite. I've been loading our dishwasher since we got the first one about 41 years ago. When he retired, all of a sudden he doesn't think I know how to do it, and will take everything out and rearrange it. I asked him if he thought he'd been eating off of dirty dishes for the past 41 years. I never knew he had any idea what the dishwasher was because he never paid any attention to it until he retired. So now I just pile the dirty dishes on the countertop and let him have it. You find out all kinds of things when you have to see each other every day. lol

[@AzurGamer81]

I miss watching him, Jeff, Larry and Ron. Those guys are funny.

[@JK-vp2ux]

Every. Single. Married. Man. Mine used to wait until I was running water, and she was in the next room. "You're hard of hearing."

[@jprevatt]

My mate tells ME that! But for crikeys sakes 😂

[@KristinaHoneyHavenFarm]

I bought a set of velvet hangers many years ago. I thought they were a great idea...until I learned how flimsy they were. One broke within the first couple weeks of using it. Never again. I don't need to take the time to be that careful with a hanger. If I really need non-slip grip, I will use my crocheted hangers (take a wire hanger and crochet over the wire).

[@shwoopdi]

There's not necessarily a RIGHT way to load a dishwasher, but there are several WRONG ways.

[@Nickle_King]

I have that same argument about the dishwasher all the time. The disshwassher is not a magic box where fairies come and clean everything in there. If the water does not have a path to get somewhere, IT DOESN'T GET THERE.

[@Karen-u4b]

I’ll take Bass Pro Shop any day. Forget Bed, Bath and Beyond.

[@paulbigsby2387]

My wife does the same thing to me when I leave the room. She will wait until I’m around the corner from her, in the kitchen, head over the kitchen sink with the water running, and THEN start talking to me. After 10 years of having to shut the water off and ask her to repeat herself, I asked her if she intentionally waits until I’m washing dishes to ask me questions from the other room? Because it happens 2-3 days a week, if not more. She had no idea what I was talking about. 😂

[@quinnhen2325]

Not married anymore, but I take care of my mother and some of this applies!!! She thinks I can hear her when she’s upstairs and I’m in the bathroom downstairs with the fan light going. WTH???

[@jerryhammack1318]

Nearly 20 years with the current wife and he covers most things any husband needs to know😂😂😂❤! Especially the conversations at opposite sides of the house!

[@femvetusa5263]

I’m laughing so hard that I’m crying!!

[@ohdrey89]

My dad and mom had this discussion about the dishwasher and they agreed the person who does it better loads the dishwasher. They were married 38 years. If they want to wash the towels a certain way, let them. If you think you load the dishwasher better, then you do it. That’s how they survived. My dad made the mistake of telling my mom she didn’t do as good of a job of ironing my dad’s shirts as his mom, that’s the last time she did it, he wore washable polo shirts until he died last October 😂😂😂

[@TV-qk9lu]

All true 10000000000%

[@jessb22781]

My dad's doctor asked him one appointment "So, can you hear everyone except your wife?" Also, when my dad had a hearing test and the results came back normal my mom's response was "I told you just don't listen!"

[@techmarine83]

The joys of being single. Wouldn't change it for the world. I like MY money and i LOVE not having to compromise with someone and eat their BS in arguments.

[@tinazima8089]

😂 you don't want to see the inside of my dishwasher it's organized chaos

[@jeremy1350]

Here in Montreal, during the CP, we were locked at home for weeks on end. We were also quarantined inside our apartment building. The gyms and pools were closed outside, AND we could not use the amenities here at home either !! We spent weeks and months locked inside of a 2 room apartment (well 3 with the bathroom). We almost killed each other. We had to build a makeshift gym in the bedroom, in a 4 foot square area (the largest floor area in our bedroom). We had to sequester in separate rooms not to see each other all day and night. It Was INSANE !!! I could tell you stories about what we had to go through, just to go get groceries !! UGH !! What a FREAKING NIGHTMARE !!

[@lissaharre]

Wow, I so sorry. My family got Covid before the lockdown so we were sick in bed when the “stop the spread for 2” weeks started in March 2020. It was great bc we got to catchup on all of the housework we couldn’t do while sick. At the end of that we resumed our normal lives.

[@davidbehan4104]

It's called selective hearing lol

[@kathyunderwood8864]

My hubby does that. As soon as I leave the room, he becomes chatty hubby! Aaaaargh!😂😅

[@keithusace4352]

I have to agree with Bill, being gone on the road was when the wife and I got along the best. Damn retirement sucks.

[@VxV631]

I love how much he obviously loves his wife despite making fun of her :D

[@kamoonrathewolfgod9189]

So hilarious and true.

[@scottyscott9965]

3:42 SEARS used to have a dishwasher display with clear walls. All it did was spray the walls.

[@MetalHeadbanger7]

My late grandmother did the same thing to me. She would have a conversation with me, then about she would start walking off, still talking, like she thought I was going to follow her. Can you imagine how many arguments and headaches that would save parties if women didn't do that? 😅

[@markhicks8377]

my grandaddy had selective hearing he heard what he wanted to😀

[@CenlaSelfDefenseConcepts]

My wife waits until there's 2 walls and a couple doors between us or I'm next to a running washing machine to tell me stuff she tells me I need to get my ears checked no talk when you're within 10 ft of me or talk loud enough for me to hear you through a door lol

[@ludicrous7044]

Wifey doesn’t understand that a dishwasher cleans auto parts and muddy boots REEEEEEAL good! 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@merryreaper4807]

I swear my ex always assumed my hearing was bad instead realizing he's walking a mile ahead of me and doesn't speak very loudly so I can relate hard to this hearing test 🤣

[@elizabethmowery5656]

Just like my husband! But he still worked all of Covid!

[@FINALLYOUTAFTER7]

3:19 this is why I’m single!!!

[@zacharysawyer6241]

I’m 34 and my wife is telling me the same thing about my hearing. Funny thing is, I just had to get it checked for a medical certificate and I’m golden. But she swears she doesn’t mumble

[@karenokeson2705]

That was my father when we were on the farm.

[@tweitner]

Yep, with you on the dishwasher loading and talking to me from the opposite side of the house. I often thinks she waits until I'm across the house and then asks about getting something she knows I won't want. And, if I'm not there to object, she'll say that I was OK with it since I didn't say anything!

[@joycefronczak526]

My daughter (55 yrs. old) has done both of these to me. When she is leaving to go home she will talk to me as she's living to go home to her house fully knowing that I only have hearing in 1 ear.

[@dianawright8709]

My husband always talks to me from the basement. Then he complains that he has to repeat himself 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@m.w.5536]

Oh, no! In retirement my father demonstrated my mother the “right” way to load a dishwasher (he was an engineer) after years of having clean dishes every day all on her own. 😉 😀 I miss them both.

[@sema6008]

He’s hilarious! 😂

[@nomusicrc]

I have a coworker that talks to you as she walks away AND IS STILL TALKING as youre just standing wondering what she is saying

[@deliveryguy7402]

I missed the whole covid thing. I worked on a farm at the time and animals got to eat every day so I had a job the whole time. And I was considered non essential.

[@annec781]

Running water, brushing my teeth with an electric toothbrush, I hear his voice, but not loud enough to get what he's saying.... "I can't hear what you're saying." He speaks louder, not realizing I still can't get the message... my side of the entire episode was "I can't hear what you're saying."

[@jprevatt]

Yes it's not volume, but CLARITY. 😂👂👂 Enunciate, use your words, speak CLEARLY. Don't muddle everything together. I need captions on TV & streaming now, as folks sometimes muddle their speech too much....

[@carolmyers6678]

@@jprevattit’s not muddling honey, it’s his Southern accent 😂😂😂😂

[@DarthDaddy-cg6ro]

Thanks.

[@heiditate6989]

Luckily my husband was an essential worker and I was the only one home during Covid😂

[@FredMathews-x9o]

Young lady. You have it right. They are proud of the success they've had in changing us to a communist nation. You have great discurment. Proud of you for expressing with courage.

[@RayF6126]

My partner gets up heads to the same of the house as the bathroom so it's a coin toss of where he is, gets dressed behind a wall that I can't see through, and then comes back into the livingroom and because he already spent 10 minutes getting ready to leave is annoyed that I'm not dressed and ready to leave too and our schedule is variable in the morning. We leave for errands anywhere between 8 and 12:30. I told him to tell me which way the coin flip landed.

[@jackielinde7568]

"I think it should be called Bed, Bath, and Beyond Your Budget." I think they now call it "Bed, Bath, and Beyond the Grave". Fun store to walk through, but I couldn't afford half the crap they're selling. But, to be honest, it's really nice crap. Rest in Peace Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

[@ballyastrocade5672]

BB&B had been shooting themselves in the foot with poor decisions for a while, but they *really* did themselves in during "the virus thing" (YT gets snippy sometimes if you actually say its name) when they started switching away from all of the name-brand stuff they used to sell, and replacing more and more of it with their own house-brand versions. So when the restrictions started lifting and people started coming out to shop again, the store's inventory was completely different and would-be customers were annoyed because they couldn't find half the stuff they were used to buying there.

[@christicrenshaw2772]

My mom does 2 things that drive me crazy. She will wait until you walk out the door and as the door is closing say something. The other which is rude ,you can be talking to her, and she will leave the room ,and you have to follow her or she will turn on the vacuum cleaner

[@AndriaTheKobold]

Imagine having a place fancy enough to have come with a dishwasher... I just got my very first apartment on my own, I'm 36. I've NEVER had a dishwasher, neither growing up nor my previous situation. NO WAIT I DO, it's called my hands. And yes, BB&B is way overpriced for their crap. EDIT: I wish I could've seen Bill live at some point, he's one of my favorite comedians T_T

[@mindassassin]

I'm borderline ocd with the dishwasher. I KNOW the water will still reach a fork when it's next to a spoon, but I FEEL like it won't. That's the difference between a compulsion and a decision.

[@Ciesiam]

This might be an old one, but we call bed Bath and beyond, blood bath, and beyond.

[@ieshadover]

I cant believe you didnt know about "bad hair days" mary tyler moore did an episode on it.

[@ryanlukens9280]

Well, I will give it to Bill that my wife also likes to tell me stuff when I’m on the other side of the house, Gail does have a point about the dishwasher

[@daynacjones]

She probably learned that you would watch old black and white westerns all day, oh wait…. That is my husband!