Lewis Black | 1/26/20 Des Moines IA: Sisters

[@nancytill]

These sister are hysterical. Lewis could barely contain himself. Just loved it.

[@thomasridley8675]

Lewis seems to know how to read every rant to it's full potential. This has to be one of the best. I was laughing so hard My wife thought i was going to have a heart attack. No honey, its just Lewis Black.

[@cperaldo6767]

Thomas Ridley we just about peed our pants!!!

[@thomasridley8675]

@@cperaldo6767 You should ck out the new daily show podcast. Its just as funny.

[@justinrabbitt9492]

I nearly choked on my dinner cause I was laughing so hard while eating.

[@billrobbins5874]

It's always fun to hear how together we are as humans! Specially family.

[@marywood8794]

He's the king of rant!

[@Nightshade-Ebonhawk]

Seriously, who the hell put dislikes on this video. This was one of the absolute funniest rants ever.

[@muffinmanrocks]

JokerKingOfArkham I’m gonna go out on a limb and say...uptight pricks who have a malfunctioning sense of humor.

[@lisagulick4144]

I counterbalanced at least one of those dislikes...

[@11Kralle]

rumpsupporters, who start with a 'T'?

[@danielmcgilvry8049]

Yeah, what kind of idiots go to the trouble of putting dislikes on the video? Amazing how many and who are they trying to impress?

[@aaronjohnson2478]

Some people just hit dislike, to piss people like you off. And you fell for it. Lewis Black rules!

[@richie4830]

If that's the sense of humor in Des Moines , I want to visit!

[@CutlassFire2722]

I've lived in Des Moines all of my life. Yes. We are like that. All of us.

[@MusicfromMarrs]

At least half of us are that bitchilarious!

[@MusicfromMarrs]

@G F Eh, Iowa's largest party affiliation is "No Party." It's made up of disgruntled folk who roll their eyes at all the political attention we get ;)

[@MusicfromMarrs]

www.radioiowa.com/2020/01/02/iowa-voter-data-shows-decline-in-registered-republicans-and-democrats/

[@jimmys50]

@@vlastamolak1156 You Nazi's are a hoot

[@silverpurkat]

What a family. I can’t imagine what reunions are like 😂🤣

[@PapaTaurean]

That was funny, but when it went to "and that twat has to listen to it... love you sis" I lost it. 🤣🤣🤣

[@county365]

This is probably the most hilarious rant I’ve seen him read. It’s definitely my favorite.

[@justsaying3729]

Mine too.

[@katienkids6464]

Absolutely this best!

[@nancat4202]

Definitely one of his better ones 😂

[@oneoddduck777]

It's right up there with the chunky-fuck peanut butter rant

[@filz4461]

Actually peanut butter is #1. This second and peakles is third.

[@daviddanser7801]

This is without a doubt one of my favorite rent episodes. Love Lewis Black, he is the best. Love his style of Comedy, and how he is not afraid to tell it like it is. Love this channel. Also love KZbin. Thank you Luis for making us laugh. Wishing you all the best

[@lindacarter4498]

Hysterical and to see Lewis almost lose it was icing on the cake!

[@stevengama652]

Hello how are you

[@dianekirse2122]

I’m so glad that people still have a sense of humor.

[@nancytill]

This is hysterical, can you imagine sitting at a dinner table with the two of them. 😂

[@Scott-xj3bb]

I would grab some popcorn and watch the show!

[@julieking2328]

I know Sasha. Trust me those were her words....no script here!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@tansley67]

She's hysterical and telling it like it is!! 😃♥️😂

[@DennisWassill]

Got to appreciate diplomatic reminder from LB about '...crossing the line...'

[@graceloehr7790]

Lew, please bring the Fighting Iowa Sisters to your tour.

[@richmotroni]

God, I wish I could go to their house for Thanksgiving. Don’t care how good or lousy the food is, with those sisters I know that I will be entertained.😂

[@jeliarra]

When family can speak their minds and hearts to one another in such a way. . . that's "REAL" love!

[@TheRedGameboy]

Those two just made my depressing night much better

[@joeyramirez6355]

Lewis is golden but high praise for Andrea and especially Sasha.💯

[@sashawebster1006]

joey ramirez Thank you!!!

[@jeffnaslund]

They easily collaborated, or that’s just how they are with each other

[@magnificentmuttley154]

@@jeffnaslund I had to endure a ranting raving madwoman for a mother, growing up. For all of the rage she took out on me & my sister it's a wonder neither of us defaulted into something foul mouthed & hateful. And as siblings we couldnt treat each other like that, even when there WAS a good reason to argue. Point is I should count my blessings that everyday communication between us isn't anything like this! Holy smokes! 💥💥💣 To borrow from Lewis: _Whoo! Ooh, ooh!_ After witnessing this, I'll *_NEVER_* think of myself as a product of an abusive household again. Good grief! We ain't got NOTHIN' on Sasha & Andrea! !

[@operationopenup]

This is the best letter that Lewis Black has EVER had on this series. I mean ever, ever, ever! The sister is a talented writer and a comedian in her own right. Couple that with Lewis Black and his on point delivery and we have a winner! I thoroughly enjoyed this segment. Thank you for the break from my reality to become a part of someone else's reality.

[@sashawebster1006]

Cissi Sherlock thank you!

[@easybreeze6734]

THAT is the greatest rant yet. Thanks Lewis you and your fans never disappoint.

[@bluesblood71]

This was hands down the best rant yet. you know its good when Lewis has to walk away for a minute to get his shit together.

[@georgetrapp6666]

Right? His gulp of water was priceless funny.

[@PS41263]

And they ranted in his fashion as well. Priceless!

[@bradleejones9959]

Libtard Stupidity! Greatest President in U.S. History! President Trump's done so much for our Black Community. Lowest black unemployment in U.S. History, highest new home ownership for blacks in U.S. History and the highest new black owned businesses in U.S. History. And how well the black community is doing has always been the Yardstick by which we measure American Success. And now President Trump is saving the world with the Wuhan Virus Vaccines. Obummer could've never made that happen! Go Trump! The Real President!

[@kshinokevin]

Vic Dibitetto = Lewis Black (from (Washington) D.C.) kinda sounds like Vic (from Brooklyn, New York/Yawk)...

[@magnificentmuttley154]

Sasha & Andrea should continue to contribute material to Lewis. I doubt they would run out of subjects to fight over. Not for a long long time, if ever. And it doesn't necessarily have to be another rant between two sisters, which opens up the entire world for possibilities 🤓🤐🤕😋🤣

[@Riftimmortal]

Wow a family spat as moderated by Lewis Black. That is hilarious.

[@magnificentmuttley154]

💯💯💯% agreed. Sure, Robin Williams is great. Absolutely. He really did bring comedy club to a whole new level. But I didn't know a simple stand-up act could be *_EPIC COMEDY_* until I saw Lewis Black for the first time. Until I saw this very video recently, I'd never heard of him. And yet he's been steadily touring this Country since the 90's... Truly a comic genius in his own right!

[@troesler81]

Lewis Black bringing families together.

[@JaneDoe-ci3gj]

🤣👍

[@HansDelbruck53]

He's a uniter, not a divider.

[@hannahmore9118]

I have been watching all these rants and this is my absolute favorite. Just Brilliant.

[@stevengama652]

Hello 🫂🫂 how are you doing today beautiful ❤️

[@browneyedbitch62]

Lewis I love you , you make me laugh and that is in short supply nowadays. I habe listen to you for years. Now I have a smart phone. So I can watch you on TV not on the TVs small screen. So every time that I can't watch the night of your show I can watch your the rant the next day. So Lewis I hope you have a long life so I can enjoy you for years to come. Thank you for the laughs.

[@nancat4202]

So right!

[@MiltonJenkins]

AMEN

[@AshenDruid]

Sisters, Sisters, There were never such devoted sisters

[@EricsWorlds]

Sharing, caring, every little thing that we are wearing.

[@magnificentmuttley154]

Man man man, did you ever say it. If you can put up with a continuous cannonade of THAT kinda language & STILL come back with "I Love You," that really says it all Thank You for contributing ! 💕💕

[@ChorusArtists]

That was like manna from heaven, it just redeemed my whole day. Thanks Lewis & friends!

[@MsChris696969]

This is my FAVORITE rant. I watch it over and over

[@hannibalanthrope4045]

I watched this when it first came out, and it was the first time I laughed in far too long. And it reminded me that humor does work wonders. So NOW, months later I just want to say that THIS video is one of a very few in a collection I have made that are videos I go to whenever I feel especially depressed and angry, like I do now and too often these days. When I need to take a drastic measure to keep from spiraling the drain, THIS is one of the few tools I have. So THANK YOU Lewis even though I know you won't actually ever know about it LOL And THANK YOU to the sisters, you guys should be writing for TV shows, and for Lewis. You tell a colorful story and inspire incredible laughter. You both rock. Well one of you at least ;-) LOL Love all guys.

[@sashawebster1006]

I'm glad we can help you in those dark days - sit back and laugh!

[@tishw4576]

I can't get enough of this vid. Anytime I need to laugh, and hack up a lung, I watch this. Thank you!!!!

[@Kaiser_Sama]

This is one of the best rants.

[@salaweysage3060]

Definitely My Favorite Rant Of All Lou's Rants ...Nothing Beats A Sibling Rivalry

[@Randysrealestate20]

How could anyone give this a thumbs down, Thanks Lewis, I look forward to catching your show when you come to town.

[@Omega-Ignition]

Some people spend their lives attempting to write something half as funny as that bit. Your interpretation only elevates it.

[@13699111]

Thank you Lewis I worked as a maintenance supervisor for a very short time in a public school never never never again would I subject myself to public schools , parents , children never never never !!!

[@JasonWeakley]

This might be the best rant I've ever seen!

[@justinrabbitt9492]

I laughed so hard at this rant. Please dear whatever you want to believe in almighty being. Let all these rants please go on a CD so these siblings can be immortalized in this man's hilarious way and all the other rants as well please put them on a CD/dvd/blu-ray so I can buy it.

[@w.shepard6624]

This is GREAT...KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!

[@tevinedwards7551]

I'm sitting, looking at my students, laughing at this!!!

[@lindacarter4498]

🤣🤣🤣

[@boringopr4369]

The best sisters rants ever

[@davidinvenio3094]

I absolutely love these clips - THANK YOU Lewis! This one makes me want to fly out to that god-forsaken place - where is it? Des Moines? Is that a real place, it sounds made up to me! And track those two awesome sibling-loving sisters down and buy them drinks and dinner just because of their unbelievable (and unholy) awesomeness!

[@sashawebster1006]

David Invenio Thanks! I wrote it and my twat sister Andie wrote hers. We had NO idea what the other one wrote

[@davidinvenio3094]

@@sashawebster1006 The best humor in the world comes from true stories of people's lives! The best stuff in life come from the laughs people give you when they're willing to to tell their stories. Humor can heal the most broken among us. And so to me, the best PEOPLE in the world are the ones giving laughs to those who most need some healing. For me personally I can't laugh unless I'm allowed to also scream sometimes at the absurdity of life, or at least, listen to someone ELSE do the screaming. Which is why I love Lewis, and RIP George Carlin. And why I wish you AND your twat sister all the best - and all the LAUGHS. Your bit has convinced me to send Lewis my own story - and why I only see male therapists now. LOL Lots of screaming but lots of laughs. Thank you again Sasha.

[@sashawebster1006]

David Invenio Thanks for your kind words - I wrote it with the style that I know Lewis (and our other favorite George Carlin) would appreciate. Humor has helped me through the years with students - getting teens to laugh in some of their hardest life challenges.

[@davidinvenio3094]

@@sashawebster1006 That you work with students, and realize that helping them through the challenges they face means helping them not take life too seriously and that laughs and humor are so important - wow - that is just awesome. And I mean that in a way that goes from goofy/funny into seriously awesome - and kinda like "Holy crap, you're hilarious, but also somehow a very decent awesome person!" LOLOL! Would you consider doing a first-read review of my story and offering some feedback on it? Just via email, and only if you like really bad humor LOL I want to submit my own story to Lewis but I think I may not be nearly funny enough! LOL I've never written humor nor submitted anything to anyone, but I love how Lewis involves his fans that way and I love a lot of the bits - although yours and your twat-sister's are by far the best! I don't think mine will approach that level of funny - but at the same time I want to try it out and see if the absurdity that has been my life might just bring a few laughs to YOU and other Lewis fans like us! :-)

[@sashawebster1006]

David Invenio I’m just now seeing this - sorry it took so long! Happy to read anything you write - how do I get you my email without broadcasting it for all of the hate messages this clip has brought? (#fuckthehaters)

[@suzclayton783]

I have 4 sisters and 4 sisters in law (former). This is dead on.

[@barbarawalsh2875]

This has to be one of the greatest rants of all time. And I’m speaking as a sister. The older sister.

[@ricaard]

The most unlikely of formats for a standup routine, and it's funny as hell! Kudos.

[@michaelc.brownsr4680]

These Sisters really hate/love each other

[@jjenk911]

Lewis Black walking away from the microphone says everything.

[@ViroVV]

That was one of the best things Ive heard in quite a while. Thank you. Honestly everything sounds better with Lewis's voice. Can we PLEASE get a text to speech reader with Lewis?

[@JaneDoe-ci3gj]

Ye please, I also want a GPS with Lewis voice!

[@doriensutherland8893]

Truly one of the best ... sending to my two daughters,

[@tfodthogtmfof7644]

That just made my day! My cheeks ache from laughing so hard.

[@YouHadMeAtMoonPie]

I loved everything about this. Thank you to everyone involved. 🤣

[@KJ99otis]

F*cking hilarious!!! I just sent this video to my brother. 😂

[@UATU.]

Sent to my sister halfway through. 👍

[@ArkaeaFCL3]

This is the best thing to happen to Des Moines since slipknot.

[@jimkerr7872]

Lewis Black. The King of taking a swing at people and things.

[@mercedesgomez8258]

OMG This totally sounds like me & my sister 🤣🤣🤣

[@s10m0t10n]

Funny as hell and Lewis cams soooo close to spitting his water out when he turned away. Laugh out loud funny.

[@Asteroid-rp2jg]

That was his best bit ever.

[@medusagorgon9]

His voice is perfect for this! My stomach hurts so bad now!🤣 This is worth more than gold!👏🏽

[@pfrstreetgang7511]

Lewis is brilliant. A god damn genius to turn natural comedians into source material for his shows.

[@donnavictorian579]

These two sisters are hysterical. It must be so much fun being around that house. Lewis you bring us special flair to these rants thank you so much. That laughter is good medicine. 🤣🤣

[@stevengama652]

Hello 🫂🫂 how are your doing today ....?

[@eamonmcmahon6659]

Magical stuff. Can’t catch my breath.

[@smiller2044]

"Then... 😆😂🤣 Love ya Sis. That really, is a special one." Ah sibling rivalry at its best! Thanks Lewis Black!!!

[@macguffinvirtualproduction6183]

I keep rewatching this, cracks me up every time! Those sisters should have a travelling comedy show!!

[@sammcdonald769]

God no kidding, blowing hot coffee for your nose hurts. 🤣

[@robliptak93]

Sam McDonald it was beer for me! LOL

[@hitreset0291]

@@robliptak93 whiskey burns more than beer.😳😰

[@jaylittleton1]

I have no pity for anyone who clicks on a Lewis Black video yet continues to drink. ;)

[@melissaquinn1463]

I thought I was safe eating my lunch. I was so wrong. It’s really hard to give yourself the Heimlich Maneuver.

[@hitreset0291]

@@jaylittleton1 sorry to hear that...bottoms up.

[@thomasprevity6251]

Excellent delivery of the emails. Love the expressiveness the he puts behind his reading. Very funny.

[@musicauthority674]

This rant is AWESOME!!!! when you can make it so Lewis Black can't keep from LMFAO!!!!! you know that's a good rant.

[@georginagrant2894]

🤣🤣🍸 There are no words, mainly because I'm still crying from laughing!!

[@oldman9843]

I have got to have a seat at that Family's Thanksgiving dinner , damn . lol

[@7swordmary649]

*Wicked-Funny! CanNOT stop laughing. As a teacher I thoroughly empathize.*

[@musicauthority7828]

This is one of Lewis Black's best rant's. you can always tell the really good ones when Lewis can't hardly finish the rant. because he's laughing his ass off.

[@JoeSmith-xm3wb]

Ahhh, now that's sibling rilvery at its "loving" best, born and bred in Amurica?! 🐣😱😵😘

[@rebecca9813]

This is fantastic! My favorite "Rant" thus far and I'm an avid fan.

[@robertaclark6079]

When I have to bite my tongue every day, b/c I live w/a bunch of fans of Agent Orange, Lewis Black speaks for me. Keeps me from brain death. Love him!

[@LJY08]

"Agent orange" - 🤣🤣🤣

[@blackeyedsusan727]

You get it! I've been calling him Agent Orange (with all that implies) since 2015! Good on you for being as sharp! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@wlm1697]

How is that Pedo Hitler vote working out for you?😂😂😂😂😂

[@kenpenczak9929]

So I guess now you're happy with this TRAITOR

[@dr.OgataSerizawa]

Might have dumped enough endorphins laughing at Lew to maybe get more than 3 hours of sleep. Thanks, Lew! 👍

[@chrischappell9824]

First time I have ever heard an american use the word "Twat"! Love it.

[@ivyc7910]

Oh we use it here as well.

[@rsuffridge1]

It's one I have kinda forgotten about, I usually say cunt. But 'twat' is now back on the radar.

[@wisconsinfarmer4742]

Those two need to get their own public radio show.

[@howardwayne3974]

Are you kidding ? NPR would chop down the door trying to drag these two out of the broadcast booth because they offended the commie down the street !!!

[@wisconsinfarmer4742]

Only in your dreams.

[@matthewgillies7509]

I'm glad my 3 sisters and my brother aren't THAT passive aggressive with each other, or me.

[@howardwayne3974]

My brother and I were . We had some knock down drag outs !

[@Leslie58]

Hilarious. The sisters should have come up on stage, Lewis could have been referee... now that's something I'd pay to see! LOL

[@vincentconti3633]

It's a script written by his writers!

[@sashawebster1006]

Vincent Conti no it’s not. I’m Sasha

[@sashawebster1006]

I assure you, I wrote it.

[@Leslie58]

Sasha Webster You and your sister really had me in stitches

[@sashawebster1006]

Rogueles Thanks!

[@brandicartee999]

🤣🤣🤣 I love "community guidelines " with Lewis' sailor mouth. Thank You Sir, I feel at home.

[@gilmoremccoy6930]

This is so freaking funny 😂😂😂😂😂, I almost peed my panties 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️👍!

[@JFDavis-lq1bp]

I need to be friends with these sisters ASAP

[@greenl2472]

That was great can’t stop laughing

[@randalbuhler9042]

Raise a glass! Keep fighting the good fight, Semper Fi Oorah Carry on!

[@tootsla1252]

Now that was some funny $hit!

[@c182SkylaneRG]

I wonder how many of those F-words were added by Lewis, and how many were written in by the two sisters. :) I was surprised to hear anyone have as foul a mouth as he does! Dying laughing all through the second sister's rant. :D

[@donaldsmith7824]

c182SkylaneRG is not a liar a foul mouth?

[@PennilessPolitics]

George is looking down through the clouds of smoke.

[@vincentconti3633]

He is reading a script...written by his writers!

[@sashawebster1006]

The f words are ours - because we know how his delivery is perfect with them

[@aarongries]

Sasha, I’ve been around both you and Andie. The F-words are literally every 3rd word out of your mouth - and I love you both for it. 😂

[@philipberthiaume2314]

I had to listen to this video twice...🤣🤣

[@KimChilds75]

This is the relationship I hope my 22 year old & 10 year old daughters have when they're older!

[@chrispy1398]

Lewis, an aside... World War I makes one hell of a lot more sense when you realize more than half the leaders were related. Here's a massacre for ya, Niki!

[@gwendolyngardner6037]

Love these rants...my eyes are crying with laughter. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@meisyg.8741]

Love It!!! God bless herself! She's a true American 🇺🇸🇺🇸. Love you Sisters 😘🤣🤣

[@naahhhbiitch6431]

Love ya Lewis Thank you for everything

[@mdmusil]

Priceless!

[@AlexanderDraconis]

Just in case anyone forgot, Iowans have a tendency to be absurdly funny, along with just being absurd. Actually, everyone on the Missouri Corridor from Sioux Falls to Kansas City would fair decent to amazing if we got to have a front row seat competitivly heckling Florida. If nothing else, it's worth swinging through this part of flyover country. You'll either laugh your ass of with us, or at us; and we always have a ton of booze with our jokes because we're alcoholics! Win/Win!

[@Erroangelos]

Sounds like a fun ass family to chill with

[@juansalvador01]

This one it's the best rant ever

[@theresajerger3335]

Sent right to my sister with the note, “Bitch, I found this first!”

[@peterk8909]

Ah, yes...the love between sisters.

[@dougfitzgerald5288]

Omfgs I can't breath from laughing so hard

[@marklippman3262]

He is by far and away the funniest man I have seen in the last 25 years!!!!! Love him soo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@helenbobo1948]

I love this!!! Hilarious!

[@rlynn2507]

He's brilliant....listen to the piece on recycling!

[@mikepondo2549]

My parents were f ups and thank. God i outlived them both. Im a chjristian. So they wont be in heaven. Great.