Lewis Black Talks Dr.Phil (Stark Raving Black)

[@JJNow-gg9so]

Recalling working with an old vet in a hospital who hadn't talked or moved in years. Got him out of bed & I was young and beautiful at the time. The old vet reached up & touched a breast of mine. Being delighted that he smiled and had some movement I laughed and said whatever it takes do it. ☺️🇺🇸 Bless our vet's...

[@bryanergau6682]

That's the best #MeToo story I've ever heard.

[@dr.barrycohn5461]

Fantastic. You're the best.

[@M_SC]

Didn’t happen. You’re a man

[@patriciaabatemarco3834]

My grampa was in his 80’s & had alzheimers. We were walking around his nursing home and he did a full 180 to stare at a super cute nursing assistant. I said Grampa! He turned and said a full sentence “Honey let me tell you, I’m old but when you stop looking you’re dead”. I laughed so hard! I miss that old guy. He was epic.

[@stardancer4077]

❤

[@garyarmstrong9542]

Your Grandpa was right!! LOL!

[@rodneypratt4239]

I don't even know him and I Love the old guy

[@zennyspent]

That's terrific!

[@LewT88]

Gold !!

[@jamesholmen9725]

I just turned 90 years old, and I never get tired of playing and replaying these classic Lewis Black clips!❤

[@ninabishop8634]

I saw Lewis Black in Colorado Springs and he generously signed my book and took a picture with me. He is the nicest man. You'd never know he's famous because he's so down to earth. I just love him and his wild sense of humor. I also liked the story he told before his show. He's been sick in Ireland and in ICU for quite some time. He made a point of telling the audience that healthcare is better OUTSIDE the US. Americans were being duped. Good for him. He's not only nice but he used his platform to benefit others. Great comedian; great human being.

[@abbynormal3068]

I have friends in Ireland who say the same. Thank you for the confirmation.

[@Theodore617]

Flat earth skit 😁

[@sandella11]

I love Lewis Black! 👍💫❤️💥😆😂

[@True-Patriot]

I waited 2 hours for an autograph, but never got one, so I beg to differ.

[@kepckatherinec805]

I’m happy-proud, even-to say that all I’ve ever seen of Dr. Phil were glimpses of him in commercials for his show. Those few seconds were more than enough. He seems to be the Jerry Springer of pseudo-psychology.

[@arricammarques1955]

Real Doctors don't have TV shows!

[@rodneyoneil-kb1xk]

YUP,,,,EXACTLY!!!!!

[@thomasrodante3602]

✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋

[@cartoonraccoon2078]

Yes, he's garbage.

[@DanielMennel]

The commercials alone were enough to highlight that he was a quack.

[@alycepandolfi6737]

“Overtime”. I love her.

[@ianmartinezcassmeyer]

I'd love it if somebody took all of Lewis's bits about his parents and just made a reel of them. They're some of his funniest stuff and so relatable

[@alatorra1234]

I haven't laughed this hard for a long time. Thank you for putting this on KZbin, Lewis.

[@lmalino695]

Not sure why this popped up in my recommended but you and the audience find this humorous. It's lost on me. Of course, humor is very subjective, but I'd appreciate it if you would select and explain some comical element in this. Is it necessary to be familiar with Dr Phil for this to be funny?

[@williammitchell1804]

As my mother told me, "No matter how old you are I am still your mother". She set me straight when I was 50 years old.

[@TheKim369]

I tell mine I will be their mother for the rest of their lives, even after I am dead.

[@TheKim369]

I tell mine I will be their mother for the rest of their lives. (even after I am dead, if the subject of their mother ever comes up, it will be me they're talking about).

[@cfields813]

I needed these laughs. Thank you Lewis Black

[@heydayma10513]

Me too!

[@debbiecichowski7756]

Me too

[@jayneneewing2369]

I just love Lewis.

[@denisemcdougal6445]

Me too

[@robstimson4234]

'They never listened to a word the other said.' Now that's in-car entertainment!

[@antonleimbach648]

Been a fan of Mr Lewis since he was on The Daily Show.

[@ronbarton7799]

We need Lewis Black on Tv in some fashion. Whatever form it is.

[@bettegregory4960]

Lewis you are very good at your craft. So day I hope to see your show in person. 💕💕💕

[@bobmetcalfe9640]

My mother always said that being in her 80s was marginally better than the alternative.

[@rhodawatkins4516]

One of my aunts lived to be 90, my mom lived to 96, Granny lived to 99 and 1 month, but really wanted to make it to 100. Another aunt said she did not want to live to be 100. Just shows you should be careful what you wish for, as she lived to be 108!

[@dr.barrycohn5461]

"What's good for the dog isn't necessarily good for the frog." Good one, Lewis.

[@moonbladem]

I don't always laugh while watching stand-up comedy, but you sir, made me laugh throughout this video. Thank you. 👏👏👏

[@TorgerVedeler-j8v]

I knew an old couple like this when I worked in a camera store. He would come in and play with the cameras, and she would say nasty things to him the whole time, which he completely ignored. They both knew the routine, and they were both happy and very much in love. God bless them.

[@dydamis5158]

Lewis is a national treasure

[@rodneypratt4239]

I have a grandmother who lived to be a 104... Probably The funniest and the coolest grandmother you could possibly ever have during the depression she was in Panama her husband was on the railroad for the Panama canal she enjoyed that kind of life... But live in Pearland Texas into her old age People always kept asking her how she is... She was very Frank she said I'm waiting to die all my friends have been dead for years and my husband died decades ago.... But she still made me laugh and had a hell* of a sense of humor.. Rest in peace grace

[@cdorman11]

Dr. Consequences decided to leave private practice rather than complete a WHOLE YEAR of supervision after he was reprimanded for unprofessional conduct. He got halfway through and then quit. Threw away his career as a therapist. Was it really that hard? What happened? Did they find more dirt? Did he decide there was no way in hell he'd manage another five months of good behavior? Did he decide that they'd figured out his little game and realize that he was never going to be in good standing again? Way to go, Oprah. Thanks for the anti-vaxxers and quack doctors and therapists that you got rich foisting upon us.

[@jimdellavecchia4594]

Lewis Black is so great, especially when he was on Opie & Anthony in the early 2000's

[@VladimirPutin-p3t]

Yeah, they were amazing back then. I wouldn't give you ten cents for Opie, Anthony or Lil Jimmy nowadays though.

[@guadalupeskitchen3734]

Doctor Phil is no more a doctor than Doctor Bombay on Bewitched.

[@rosannag.burroughs4563]

Lol

[@chepiba10]

lol and haven’t heard that name in yrs 🤩🤩🤩🤣🤣❤❤

[@evelynfuller2086]

😂😂 Damn!

[@animalntelligence3170]

His folks both (according to Wikipedia) both lived to more than 100 and one to 104 -- they may have approached sort of record.

[@mmagnusol]

Life flies by when you're having fun, 101 & 104? Yep, Overtime!

[@thebearandtulip]

Jon Stewart/ Lewis Black - Brilliance!

[@Anne--Marie]

It's too bad that Lewis Black never toured with Ron White for a Black & White tour. That would have been epic!

[@SmackWaterMack001]

thats genius !!!

[@DH-xm3hc]

Maybe they could do Vegas together. I'd go see them😊💞✌️❤️🌼

[@edwinwise6751]

That wouldn’t work as they would draw very different audiences Lewis wears his liberal views on his sleeves

[@eroldcroft3045]

All the more reason it would have worked. I am liberal and love Ron white.​@@edwinwise6751

[@VladimirPutin-p3t]

​@@edwinwise6751...and Mister white?

[@thebrinx9632]

Thank you Mr. Black!

[@theoutsiderartists1231]

How in the hell could you stand 7 minutes of Dr Phil??? I haven't laughed that hard in years😂

[@censusgary]

My parents are 95 and 92, and they’ve been married for 71 years. That’s a long time.

[@niradnagrom2356]

That's gotta be a record!

[@Miafunfactory]

This is brilliant.... Thanks yt

[@TheFlaptrapper]

Lewis Black and Bill Burr are my spirit animals

[@M_SC]

Bill burr is a terrible misogynist

[@dontcare3430]

I've about had my fill of Dr. Fuckin Phil.

[@MrThehoyce]

I'm from the Poconos. His description of Caesars is actually fairly flattering...

[@paulborn5476]

i too lived in the poconos near mocatec speedway and lake wallenpaupak and caesars just down the road, worked in stroudsburg super nice area

[@bazpearce9993]

Kind of appropriate Dr Phil turning up, and being full of crap lol.

[@BenKuypers]

Can we see a debate between Lewis Black and Mc Donald Trump

[@paulaliberty2082]

Love love love him!

[@jds6206]

My parents were married 71 years. Amazing.

[@HansZarkovPhD]

Dr phil is a quack sponsored by oprah.

[@VladimirPutin-p3t]

Oprah distanced herself from him years ago... Called him the biggest mistake she ever made.

[@worms1]

Lewis you can make whatever disparaging remarks you want about yourself but you are the most lovable jew on earth

[@JB-lt7cc]

Blame Oprah for Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz and Rachel Ray. Lot of head injuries waiting to happen, Mr. Black!!

[@shadowlouise]

J B, I get your meaning, but it isn't fair. Grown-ups are responsible for themselves. If someone had warned Phil what fame and fortune would do to him, maybe he would have rejected the offer.

[@JB-lt7cc]

@@shadowlouise somehow, I doubt it? Some will do anything for fame and fortune. Show some tact and integrity.

[@toreckman8899]

Blame Oprah for a lot of things more significant than that quack.

[@JB-lt7cc]

@@toreckman8899 She has a lot of blame on her shoulders.

[@JGLy22086]

I can’t even imagine watching Dr Phil! 🤮

[@connieschied9188]

Lewis is so lucky god bless your parents ❤

[@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066]

Lewis is so friggin funny 🤣

[@michaelmalaksr5867]

He is awesomeness

[@Quietly-David]

😂😂 Dr. Phil is a gateway drug. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ProtoNeoVintage]

Is it bad that I want to be just like Lewis Black's dad when I get older?

[@caru3257]

It is but go on.

[@zapcos80]

64 years... Keep going...

[@MrJFunk]

Love your comedy!!

[@lab4389]

Dr. Feel? He’s a downright mean human being.

[@theovanderstorm3171]

My mother talked to imaginary people also, but she also spoke being the imaginary people so you heard a two way conversation in the kitchen.

[@carpathia0117]

He's absolutely correct about the Poconos.

[@joshuamoore4537]

He’s lucky; I couldn’t even watch Dr. Phil for 3 minutes

[@dewardroy6531]

Proving, once again, that luck is a two edged sword.

[@paulclissold1525]

Its amazing the influences on our lives how many times did this quy get screwy lewy growing up his response to this world is golden and needed. It dissolves so much american crud.

[@gryjffrs]

Never knew who Lewis was until I saw him on The Daily Show. Loved him ever since!

[@barbeonline351]

Neighbors, both in their early 90's, had been married since their early 20's. Their secret: She had failing eyesight, and he was extremely hard of hearing.

[@daguard411]

Thanks!

[@robnamowicz8073]

"Mr. Black, could you say fuck, just one more time?"

[@RoseBerliner-u6b]

Especially good this week.

[@joew8438]

Dr Phil is the craziest sociopath in his show.

[@OneAdam12Adam]

May your folks be resting in peace far away from this crazy, shit show of a planet. We love you Lewis Black!

[@kaa6734]

enjoyed you in Denver

[@emilyoshiro]

Nailed it 😂

[@davevacca4579]

Thank you , for helping me laugh 😃 hard 🤣

[@railrodemike]

The very first thing my mother said to my wife after they first met. "Mike no mama's boy. He's his own person". My wife then replied. "That's the reason I married your son".

[@briankerrigan3529]

How he look like Cheech Marin now?

[@kellytrimble7019]

My grandparents were married 74 yrs! They were 92 & 95 when they passed. You’re right, Dr. Phil is an idiot! 😂

[@93Jubilee]

I love you, Lewis Black. Thanks so much for making us all laugh in this awrul time of 'rump. Love your advice about fatty "Dr.?Mr. Phil. "What good for the frawg . . '!!!

[@henryjohnson381]

Ive started dressing like Lewis and I've never felt better

[@garryferrington811]

Now I almost feel like watching Dr. Phil. Almost...but not quite.

[@shadowlouise]

Good for you! Keep up the good work, and you'll be happier for it.

[@WayOfAges]

Dr. Phil declined to properly diagnose at least one of his “clients” with Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy, presumably because her condition drove her to place her two daughters in conflict with one another and bring them on the show. Trust me, I watched this segment over and over again as part of my job testing set top boxes.

[@DH-xm3hc]

You got it Lewis Black!! I thought Dr. Phil on Oprah was just nosey. I don't watch "reality" programs.

[@garryferrington811]

If you read an issue of "The Hollywood Reporter" or "Variety" you'll see ads for scriptwriters for "reality" shows.

[@DH-xm3hc]

@@garryferrington811 That's sad 😔 when the only thing an imagation can come up with or is needed for is a "reality" program. Too sad 😔

[@abbynormal3068]

@@garryferrington811 Yep. I’ve seen similar. I guess one’s interpretation of reality is relative, especially when a paycheck is involved. 😊

[@nytom4info]

...it was the whipped cream!

[@Paul-v8v4j]

Have you heard the one about the man who always had toilet paper hanging from his elbow? He was a Trump supporter and couldn't tell his asshole from his elbow.

[@timothyleon558]

Watching Dr Phil is nauseating. Now you have to bow to his wife and all the crap he’s gotten her into with no expertise on any of it. The sons have been trumpeted .. that doctor app thing… Singing and what not. It’s just become a place where one man knows everything, and each of us are lowly followers. Now I’m ready to be analyzed for how I’ve sinned here.

[@user-st6nt4ou6f]

I love it. Im no fan of Dr. Phil. I saw his walk with his wife hand in hand at the end of his shows......... Divorced now, i. believe ?

[@eileenhetherington3704]

No. They are still married as of May 2024.

[@ericheine2414]

Lewis you and I are funny people because we have such a great sense of uterus.

[@ericheine2414]

They've been married for 64 years and the first 63 were the hardest.

[@KyleBroge]

GOAT

[@lovepet4565]

Dr Shill Is what I call him 😊

[@shadowlouise]

I won't call him"doctor" anything. Yes, I understand he has a right to that title, but I don't care. I do not respect him enough to call him doctor.

[@JDines]

I prefer Dr. Fool

[@robertmiller2831]

If his dad actually said that he is one of the greatest men on earth!

[@simonKagree]

Lewis, I am afraid that I am far too much like your parents. BTW, you should hear Dan Savage on the subject of Dr. Phil.

[@cassandrajoiner9933]

Where? Here? I'm looking.

[@MaggieJean]

How prophetic. Black knew years ago what a vile pos Dr Phil is.

[@carahowell4260]

You're the best

[@jamesmcloughlin8534]

Seeing how Dr Phil is full on MAGA ass kisser this is so spot on.

[@airmanma]

Phil's a quack!!!!!!

[@joelaichner3025]

Quality

[@jessiejames2155]

My step Mother, whom I thought was the meanest person on earth, and...would surely die at a younger age, for all the hatefulness she has...just turned 93 years old....I AM over 55 now ! And she is still alive !!! ....Why me...??!!

[@susanduarte6888]

Replying to Jessie james: psychologists tell us that stubbornness is the character trait that best predicts longevity. I was 72 before my bullheaded father died at 95.😮 9:13

[@RandomStranger246]

My Grandfather is the most miserable SOB on the planet. 93; still living independently and driving. Miserable people have no stress because they don't give a shit about anything, and stress is what ages us.

[@markmorris6357]

Comedy genius.

[@ytugtbk]

Mister "Hit or Miss." But, he's always had good delivery.

[@lindalarkin-qf3rh]

68yo retired RN. My stories,so many 😂

[@tommyfu9271]

Dr Phil is a hack. Lewis's parents died a few years ago at 101 and 104.

[@windsorpatb]

I'll never forget Phil McGraw saying on one episode that "TIME DOES NOT HEAL". I presume that he must tell his audience that to insure continuing handsome incomes to the Psychotherapeutic Brigade.

[@csnide6702]

if only Phil was an actual DOCTOR.... He has been stripped of his license.

[@jeffreypaul734]

Thanks....... Dr Phil sux bad. That needs to be said.

[@senseblogger]

lewis black for potus or congress or seante

[@marvinthemaniac7698]

I love Dr. Phil, but this was hilarious 😂

[@csnide6702]

why.?... Dr phil is a FRAUD

[@zoecunningham3019]

You verified why you use the name "Marvin Maniac " 😊

[@marvinthemaniac7698]

@@zoecunningham3019 thanks

[@Ergo8152]

Found out Dr phil and Row White end me buying any his stuff, hope career in in outdoor toliet face down

[@jamesblames350]

Cool

[@rubydragon1034]

I am 23 and my husband is 33, we've been married 5 years and have a 4 year old daughter. We actually met on a dating site, I was 16 but lied and said I was 18. We were together for about 6 months before I finally told him the truth and I'm truly lucky he didn't leave me. He's the greatest, funniest, most honest, caring, protective man and father I've ever met.

[@williamperkins7318]

Obvious question: where was your father while you were dating at 16?

[@rubydragon1034]

@@williamperkins7318 Why does that matter? Did you not date when you were 16?

[@williamperkins7318]

@@rubydragon1034 I did date at 16, but I did not date a 26 year old man. And if my 16yo daughter brought home a 26yo man, I may get my shotgun out and be cleaning it while he tells me how he loves my daughter who IS A MINOR.

[@glitter-lk5dz]

​@rubydragon1034 Read it again. Some of us dated at sixteen but most of us didn't date twenty-six year olds. The original poster even acknowledged that it was perhaps frowned upon.

[@JoelBoys]

Beggers banquet?