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[@fabioenchilada8950]

The fact that there are 12 year old kids that send their paintings and letters saying that Michael is their role model and also guys that send poop by mail is disturbing

[@brookhavyn2731]

dave grohl has been looking for you

[@landongray5860]

Shit go brrrrr

[@patricknewell2295]

The disturbing part is Michael is their role model😭

[@lancetheking7524]

that thumbnail apparently was too accurate... thank you for the warning, normally spoilers are annoying, *but this helped me allot for preparation*

[@yeh5778]

poop sender ARE the 12 year old

[@DomanicSly]

Some fan: Michael is my role model Michael: *looks concerned*

[@Proger-sj8cj]

*Michael : wait I thought I was playing a character*

[@jugin3758]

oh god nonono hes multiplying

[@barbarawinter9732]

The amount of regret displayed on that child's face is quite intriguing, but also highly disturbing

[@nomey07]

michael's brain: **** why would someone take a crackhead to be a role model

[@190kj]

And the generation will continue

[@pitifxl]

Everyone else: shoes, drawings, clothes, flowers, and cute letters Micheal: Shit, dildos, pickle Rick, and weapons

[@danrayner3123]

And he’ll eat all of it

[@guyfieri148]

@@danrayner3123 wait no-

[@uhadmeatfood245]

Don't forget the tasers and lasers

[@traumatisedboi8919]

What about lily?

[@Confuzled_Boba]

😂

[@scaleonkhan183]

"Say something that Sasuke would say!" "...Kiss me, Naruto." 9:09

[@justadudeee]

Well, naruto was his first kiss…

[@julianvera5580]

wasnt it a itachi cosplay 💀but it's ok because I would've got it wrong

[@youcantfindalexxd]

And the fact that he was wearing the headband upside down 🤣

[@Syhfa69]

The kiss me naruto thing start at 9:19

[@Moloxer]

Micheal is a true man of culture. No doubt about it

[@MrPanda-qo9jb]

"Who's amber and why is she alerting me" is the funniest thing I've ever heard

[@n37her28]

@@leojohansson3762 your just mad amber hasn't shout you out yet

[@Arygua]

Why does she know my license plate?

[@terminaldiseas9849]

Arygua oh no

[@tamaya6680]

@Benjamin Leetch literally at the end

[@uglygarbage1462]

The backstory behind amber alert makes it 10 times worse

[@noesunyoutuber7680]

Yvonne crying while doing the badger dance is the cruelest thing I've ever laughed at.

[@hodgepodgejr.3021]

But Toast's pout to make her do the badger dance was also laughably adorable

[@harmmjukpeeters2070]

Innocent soul

[@wuschl8i810]

WAIT, u never laughed at a child because it fell and cried? Damn...

[@lingochuuchuu8138]

i dunno why but i read cruelest as cutest

[@noesunyoutuber7680]

@@lingochuuchuu8138 I mean, it could be, if you're into that sort of thing.

[@hazyreality3610]

Normal KZbinrs when the get sent literal shit: Ew *throws it away* Offline TV: *inspects the shit*

[@straightfacestudios201]

mmmm tastey

[@anglegrinder_6495]

@@straightfacestudios201 LOL

[@goon_ass1675]

otv arent like the other youtubers

[@randomchannelthatcommentso9102]

Anyone else wants to know what will happen to a robber invading their house while micheal is awake?

[@alchemidetheovermind5741]

Oh god

[@codandguns9618]

They will first get a series of electric shocks and then get stabbed by every single weapon he has received is what I could see happening

[@macoady]

Shocked to death?

[@zacharysammut1957]

have you ever seen a little movie called Saw?

[@UAlrKnoWhoItIs]

I am convinced that micheal does not sleep

[@cockmastaflex6996]

I love how everyone gets normal gifts and Michael just gets shit and supplied with weapons for his psychopath arsenal

[@theasianwizard3389]

You forgot he likes that

[@Streid-qj6rk]

everyone thinks that he is the new bad unboxing guy

[@SAMPLETEXT285]

If it was possible to ship firearms he'd have a full arsenal of assault rifle's among other things

[@sirboomsalot4902]

SAMPLE TEXT I mean, you can ship firearms, both parties just need to have an FFL iirc

[@cockmastaflex6996]

@@sirboomsalot4902 don't give them ideas

[@inspectedpyro4367]

I still remember the moment Michael started dating a roomba

[@adeadmeme3209]

Nice

[@donovanstuart3907]

I once dated a roomba... it seemed like a good idea, but it iust tore skin and I bled everywhere

[@kronos7086]

@@donovanstuart3907 Tore skin from foreskin

[@internetfairy888]

Mr.Lemon bad day?

[@lle333]

Juliee I think u mean satisfying and good day

[@addysaurus_gayii]

This channel needs to be renamed to “Michael Reeves + His Hostages”

[@beaglerunner6444]

We have to keep the likes 69

[@theundead-lycanthropic-dm5395]

im 170 bitches now ya have 99 likes to go

[@theundead-lycanthropic-dm5395]

the 170th like

[@youknowwhat6873]

*Fan* : Michael Reeves is my role model I wanna be a computer scientist . *Michael doing a Sasuke cosplay* : KISS ME NARUTO

[@calvinwatterson3270]

Now you know why he is a role model

[@PentaClipsOfflineTVHighlights]

Everyone else: Gets really nice and thoughtful gifts. Michael: Gets 2 packs of poop, a pickle rick sticker, a dildo, and dog treats. Makes perfect sense.

[@zewasplays]

Don't forget the chastity cage

[@jordanw9779]

Well at least Michael knows he's a role model... that's... something...

[@baileygobrr]

what u mean, everyone including michael got nice and thoughtful gifts.

[@oneorfivee]

Hentai shirt

[@lemonpie5280]

Dont forget the spiky small penis thing in a ziploc

[@dragazecxj]

Everyone: Genuine fanmail Maikull: Literal sex toys and scat

[@akiroai6577]

its what he needed

[@r0nni365]

@@akiroai6577 no

[@IseDunno]

@@akiroai6577 fed need it more tho

[@schiff7y441]

@@IseDunno fed has enough

[@fryewalker3518]

Im going to be the president and I think your're a little redboy punk, This is whats wrong with america!!!!!!!! Bernie 2020,

[@Interventionroblox]

2:52 I love how scarra said healthy and then Coughed LOOOOL

[@theanarchist9733]

"take off your shirt Lily" -not Liliy's BF "no don't take off you shirt" -her real BF saying something

[@mr.m1369]

2:52 “I hope you’re doing well” Scarra: *Coughs*

[@Elite_beat]

"i cant read" Lmao

[@feef1699]

a fellow cult member! good to see, good to see

[@AstralNightVA]

Momento mori

[@Cyphule]

It’s all coming down today

[@mr.m1369]

@@Cyphule The end

[@mattmichael4933]

12:15 "Michael Reeves is my role model" Micheal's face: *please reconsider*

[@raidentheripper2462]

It is too late to change my religion

[@samo1.060]

I really dont wanna like its on 666 lolll

[@samo1.060]

Nvm someone liked it

[@stephenv5332]

12:20 LMAO

[@noodlesblitz6521]

960 like :>

[@koishy5337]

15:56 the letter :please give it to scara toast wearing the thiing:hmm? IAM DYINNNNNNN

[@mister_mandrake]

Temmie with the Raycon earbuds is one of the cutest things I've ever seen. Edit: and also everyone screaming at Mikasa is hilarious

[@shinobukocho4832]

I actually searched it

[@T.Gonz1216]

@@shinobukocho4832 The earbuds or Mikasa

[@shinobukocho4832]

Both

[@Hyparbeem526]

"How do we know they're all over 18" Who knew Toast would be the one to save the gaming community

[@xxxxxxxx8903]

GOOD GUY TOAST

[@thegrandcoffein6928]

Yeah i dont even know what if there actually 15 and thought there 18

[@liliveliz4153]

@Davis Watson that doesn't mean shit ✨ Age of consent Is still prosecutory rape💕

[@aclonymous]

Davis Watson thats a misconception actually. AoC is still 18, it just isnt a felony until its under 13.

[@sangwoo5277]

@@aclonymous wait isn't that why some Japanese anime/comics are banned/mostly censored in us or other countries?

[@tiernancain5353]

Them censoring poki's feet is honestly the funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@thememejesusboi1874]

But....PICKLE RICK

[@chriszimmermann2582]

You just know that someone out there is banging their keyboard in frustration over that shit.

[@paul9218]

It's Carson...

[@Valvusueuehdhrieie]

@@solo9821 felt that

[@DoubleEdgeCat]

They aren't giving that away for free.

[@AlexVeridyTLW]

“Who is amber and why does she keep alerting me???” why does youtube inform me of literally nothing of comment interactions? i got 0 notifcations for the replies or the likes.

[@nicememe5286]

time stamp?

[@birdiewerminsky403]

@@nicememe5286 very end bro

[@lycandusk7263]

@@nicememe5286 16:29

[@scott1312]

@@lycandusk7263 obviously cause of fed

[@AlexVeridyTLW]

@@scott1312 why did i laugh at that.

[@Nathan47824]

Scarra: "healthy" Aslo Scarra: *coughs*

[@veersieb3097]

Aslo

[@omelettoman4874]

Aslo

[@Here_have_a_Flower]

Aslo

[@toast7922]

Aslo

[@omelettoman4874]

Aslo

[@neildegrassetyson9716]

Michael isn't insane or crazy, he's just dedicated to his job.

[@boop5636]

But also insane. And dedicated. Maybe too dedicated...

[@neildegrassetyson9716]

@@boop5636 hmm maybe maybe not

[@armandomukti]

And that job is being batshit crazy

[@trackmaniaIIDX]

the glorifying micheal jokes are getting real fucking annoying

[@MoonlessSky_]

I have to disagree with that

[@Talha-nv6bh]

“who is Amber and why does she keep alerting me ?” -Michael Reeves

[@lucifermorningstar3451]

That was funny as fuck when he said that for some reason

[@Dafuq_Pepe]

Crackhead vibes

[@iverstaylot00]

@Varun Srivastava Very end of the vid

[@err7776]

Who is amber and why is she describing my car?

[@clickbait7396]

Who Is Amber And Why Does She Keep Alerting Michael? I'm Genuinely Confused.

[@zmanrockz6358]

16:28 bro he had that joke ready, that response was instant

[@jacobflisberg4296]

They liquid ass should've been in that "miracle spring water" zip lock back. What a prank.

[@ValyTDG]

some fan : "i'm trying to recreate some of michael's inventions at school" michael : "which inventions?" *starts panicking*

[@eternal9497]

Some of michals inventions shouldn't be made

[@Libra623_]

_surgery robot_

[@masonwithee6831]

dookie *second flashback to the chair you can’t fucking sit on

[@alieffauzanrizky7202]

@@masonwithee6831 *third flashback to surgery machine*

[@starplatinum3003]

Denzel Heathcote dont bro dont make me think of a stabbing robot

[@katharsys8333]

Lily nodding to Toast like a mindless robot is honestly- same.

[@tindyz9939]

Make more OTV vids or Carson’s pp will shoot you

[@sleep6912]

Mindless robot? Kinda like real life am I right? We live in a society🤘

[@Joe-bb4yi]

So random and funny

[@nahbro5366]

12:11 most wholesome moment Michael has ever had.

[@youcantfindalexxd]

7:46 whys no one talking about lily trying to hype herself up 🥺

[@SavitTheGoalie]

Because it wast that funny

[@Postian]

Poki: I got shoes and flowers! Scarra: I got Artwork and a jujitsu uniform! Lily: I got straws and a sketchbook! Mykull: i got shit and a pickle rick

[@Bendingdeer]

I like how you know its not tai kwan do (if thats how you spell it)

[@Bendingdeer]

@@laserwolf6460 well i said i dunno how to spell it

[@jemr3]

Laser Wolf taelwon and do are different words not one

[@z1zmz315]

Laser Wolf it’s Tae Kwon Do. My friend is in it.

[@howtofailcorrectly2474]

And Michael has horny fans

[@Novalaser2012]

Someone took it too literally and sent Michael “a bunch of random shit”

[@shwup]

They said "It's Carson with a gun?" like it was a Scooby Doo villain

[@TheKameronk]

The fact that y’all had to censor poki’s feet makes me feel bad about humanity

[@mizutani_]

Scarra: “I got a small package”

[@myass21ass95]

Who doesn't nowadays

[@hweelean]

Scarras packing a monster dong, he's lying.

[@plasticretainer7169]

nah he has the 17 inch log dude

[@asianflatbread]

Hwee Lean frfr

[@neilpatricknolasco8455]

Would still smash *wink*

[@br0ken670]

Everyone: Gets good gifts Michael: *"I got shit and pickle rick"*

[@sweetcheeks5875]

yes... thats the joke...

[@spiralsnow1713]

@@sweetcheeks5875 And it seems that you didnt get it

[@rookiegamer9457]

69 likes

[@DarkAgainn]

Fed Got Nudes A Christmas Miracle

[@kristianhalbavy5254]

As everytime

[@Griggsbygriffindore]

2:39 Scarra: “I got a small package” Me: *…*

[@Ye-Xiu]

10:21 Just a reminder for future me the badger

[@duaasiddiqui5844]

Michael: Who is Amber and why does she keep Alerting me??? *WHEEZE*

[@hsmacaraig]

Duaa Siddiqui HAH-

[@anarodarte7282]

Same man

[@claytrav2153]

Pretty sure the amber alert was for curfew because of rioting but idk

[@AcuteAngl]

@@claytrav2153 this was filmed awhile ago

[@epoch7639]

I was eating cereal and laughed and breathed heavily through my nose and it blew off my spoon :(

[@benedekborvendeg32]

Yvonne: gets a badger plush Everybody else in the house: Say the line, Bart!

[@SaskeR11]

" do the rawr "

[@theradbradsoldpfp5933]

"Who's Amber, and why does she keep alerting me?" -Michael REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 2020

[@jonathondelgado1433]

Is anyone gonna tell Michael he's wearing the headband upside down..

[@losanimationzz6037]

Omg I didn't even notice that :0

[@miskathonic]

Pretty sure he did that just to be a troll and trigger people. And it worked.

[@joshuadelfin7217]

15:30 it’s uncensored and lily is just staring at it 😂😂

[@ArnoldsKtm]

Why would you even censor that...

[@l3d-3dmaker58]

@@ArnoldsKtm comedic purpose the first time, it's funnier the second time is just unnecessary but KZbin demonetization is a biatch

[@th3da_]

LOL

[@whom9421]

michael too

[@SirStrugglesAlot]

Toast: That's a weird looking dildo

[@UselessWASD]

Poki: “My period was a week ago” All the creeps watching: *Starts taking notes*

[@hillybilly48]

simps: alright, if my calculations are correct, her next period will be on July 10th, meaning I should donate $10,000 to her on that day to make her feel better.

[@abrawr9770]

Ok

[@goon_ass1675]

"We need to know the EXACT TIME EACH MONTH Poki has her period"

[@shrimpmusket9930]

Ah thanks, I missed that!

[@hollownite6859]

Copied lol

[@sp3ctr-3]

12:18 that’s a whole mood

[@Deaffectted]

“Poop and a pickle Rick sticker” Ah yes the two go hand in hand.

[@derickiam9958]

Michael: who is amber and why does she keep alerting me? That killed me.

[@RamiHaddadin]

who is amber and why is she describing my car

[@specktrix7432]

The jojo music in the background👌

[@thunderborn3231]

what killed me was the end because NOTHING says michael reeves like him with a big smile wearing a naruto headband with a kunai in one hand and a dildo in the other

[@dimensioncyborg]

Michael became like 20% more dangerous when he put on the head band

[@bluestonebest1893]

give him a tazer as main weapon and his attack is level up even more.

[@supercat82b20]

Now hes 120% dangerous

[@tomnook8730]

Imagine if he wears that during a sword duel with lily

[@bluestonebest1893]

@@tomnook8730 they recieved a mace... so why not. this whole mansion could be a perfect plot for a video game.

[@tomnook8730]

@@bluestonebest1893 Classes: Micheal the electric dwarve Buffs for micheal: Mace:29%more damage Naruto head band:69%more stamina and Focus Points The "sorry princess I'm only attracted to girls with an addiction to crack" shirt:420% more Focus points and Health Tazer:deals 4206942069% damage and Lily:applies 30% mor health healing overtime Lily the mage of art Buffs for lily: Kirito sword:deals 69%more melee damage when equiped Other Kirito sword:deals 69%more melee damhe wheen equiped Temmie:boosts stamina for 1 hour Tortilla blanket:grants invincibility for 1 hour Micheal:deals 42069%more damage permanently for the rest of the game Fed the white knight Buffs for fed: Whattaburger ketchup:when applied grants a poison effect around the vicinity of fed for 12 minutes RAID shadow legends:when applied can grant a 70%money increase until you enter feds room it breaks Poki:grants more friend ship points for the game until you enter poki's room(fed has a special bar below the stamina bar called the "friendship bar" and if you fill it up you can equip toast as a friendship multiplier) Scarra the random Buffs for scarra: Something random:deals 420%more fp health and Stamina boost for the rest of the game Toast:when applied can buff the strength of scarra for 12 minutes Yvonne the pink haired girl Buffs for yvonne: Badger badger badger badger:grants more stamina Sailor moon:grants 69% more fp Sean:buffs Yvonnes strength for the game Toast the random Buffs for toast: Something random:same as scarra Scarra:same as scarras "toast" buff Poki the friend zoner Callmecarson with a gun:buffs damhe 69%percent Fed:grants friendzone points for the rest of the game(same as feds friendships bar system)

[@akaliyt5952]

15:27 Michael, knowing he has a Kunai in his hand: "I'm about to commit murder"

[@sergiokv5711]

9:42 someone saw fear pong like 3 months before it's was made

[@tahunuva4254]

"I got a small package" -Scarra, 2020

[@lilmranderson4168]

Glad we were thinking of the same thing

[@Diddlebop49]

We all already knew he didn’t have to tell us lol

[@jobansand]

Me too

[@crabravekrab1174]

rip

[@Sam-dx8fm]

Someone playing siren alert noise Michael: WhO Is aMbeR aND WhY iS sHe aLErtInG mE?!?!

[@MadDoctor567]

i hate the sound so much

[@yeym8849]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pICzeqhtnth3adU

[@gaspardani87]

@Thulium amber alert dance moms

[@tehrubygamer6384]

Its stay home order because of riot xD (curfew)

[@drbrx7696]

I fucking lost it

[@zote5173]

I just choked and threw up my coffee when Micheal spun the Kunai around saying abortion clinic

[@gerd8100]

2:10 how lilypichu react is so so cute, omg.

[@lcsperuzzioliveira]

14:43: "what does it smells like?" "Lily" I know it was unintentional but holy I laughed at this one hahaha

[@user-jk5if2ot1v]

@@6d03_6 no stop

[@notjarjarbinks4498]

Michael: the crackhead Lily: the artist Fed: the simp Toast: believes every complot theory and lady man Poki: simp magnet Scarra: the co-founder Yvonne: badger badger badger badger

[@gameroy8435]

I just realized frd is the simp feed if you're reading this no hate dude your all special in your own ways .

[@reee8421]

Mushroom mushroom

[@Deeznuts-zw3fv]

should be Yvonne: The Mald

[@jacobcasely8045]

God I'm really glad that when they all screamed that the image wasn't a dick pic.

[@haileyjadegutierrez1559]

4:35 that was weird...👀👀

[@YourMom-yg1yw]

Offline TV: Ooo art and t shirts Michael: Aaaand its poop

[@doctor.d.r7280]

Aaaand a dildo, whip, with an extra side of crap. Oh, but there was also a pickle Rick sticker; funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[@yuranamo]

“Who is Amber and why does she keep alerting me?”

[@salwoyciesjes9182]

He was way too quick on that. He probably kidnapped someone to make the joke

[@yohanfushi3383]

Sal Woyciesjes oh shi-

[@GoTheJutsu]

Mind explaining it for those who are uninitiated?

[@dvorak826]

GoTheJutsu Amber Alert.

[@asianangel1905]

Is that what amber alert actually sounds like? Just a speaker implanted in every house? Im not from america idk about this

[@y0nd3r9]

I don’t know why robot voice made me laugh at 0:37

[@joshorton9061]

E A R B U D S

[@laureltaitano]

8:05 Just Lily’s facial expressions😂

[@hkretherium3515]

Imagine hearing Scarra saying "I have a small package" with no context

[@sidiper]

I was going to comment this. But you got my like bru

[@teemo7714]

9:04 fed: "i got nudes......almost" we feel you fed you'll get there one day

[@SomethingImpromptu]

I’m almost 100% certain it’s literally a federal crime to send poop in the mail.

[@therohan1957]

“I’ve got a small package”- sccara 2020

[@Snowclimb]

Poki: Gets flowers and a pair of shoes Michael: 2 sex toys. A sasuke cosplay with some custom made t-shirts. The smell of ass and a ton of poop. Along with a pickle rick sticker. The wide variety of this channel is so unbelieveable

[@taurxevc1725]

Welp now I don't have to watch the vid cause I was here for Micheal cya.

[@Herw768Offcial]

3 sex toys*

[@clover9812]

poki has simps, michael has 17 year old crackheads

[@airfryerenthusiast1675]

I don’t mean to be a fucking weaboo nerd but that’s actually Itachi cosplay

[@ll-cb3py]

Also tampons

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

Michael is now gonna enjoy using that Kunai as much as he love using tasers

[@daltonzumbro6273]

No he loves tazers more -_-

[@johnweber4504]

Tazer Kunai, Take two and connect one to each tazer prong :)

[@daltonzumbro6273]

@@johnweber4504 bro fr

[@LiamTheDiabetic]

Kunai launcher

[@cacona6191]

Now imagine taser kunais

[@isthatisaac]

The way Michael said “Fed, come and smell it” made me laugh for no reason at all lmao

[@p1xxl3z10]

the fact that they have to genuinely censor poki’s feet shows how far we’ve spiraled downward as whole

[@watchboy6225]

They had to censor her feet because of the Tier 3 subs, I'm gonna cry.

[@ninjastar212]

What?

[@landongray5860]

Next it will be her hands

[@baymax4244]

@@ninjastar212 people pay to see her feet

[@ninjastar212]

@@baymax4244 ...seriously? That's fucking sad man.

[@justadudeee]

@@baymax4244 I yearn for the future

[@Dylan_O89]

*everyone screams with the pain of 1000 men* Michael: its mikasas bare ass!

[@krypt311]

That part was hilarious

[@ookamihigashi389]

I agreed

[@mrqking8287]

Do you mean this part ? 8:11

[@twixxclipss9324]

AF IF fuckin obviously

[@mrqking8287]

@@twixxclipss9324 chill man

[@karmaticpoison.2403]

I LIKE HOW THEY DEADASS CENSORED POKIMANE FOOT LIKE WTF LMAO-

[@unitedstatesofamerica156]

Ah yes an angry simp

[@amberchu5147]

“Who’s Amber and why is she alerting me..” Me: Hi I’m Amber trying to alert you.

[@shivverma3236]

hello amber chu

[@Darren-jt1mw]

Is no one gonna talk about how they blurred Poki's feet? The fact that they have to blur it now is honestly hilarious xD

[@leshieel]

Is that a problem for you ?

[@DelusionalInsider]

@@leshieel yeah! Its seems like it is.

[@kirabean5441]

@@leshieel H-HOW DARE THEY *HEAVY BREATHING* HOW DARE THEYYYY !!!!

[@kin8524]

@@kirabean5441 how dare they heavy breathe?

[@priti9016]

Time stamp?

[@franklyne3108]

Nobody: All the SIMPS when they blurr out Pokimane's feet: *heavy breathing angry noises*

[@moneymonkey5387]

They blurred her feet but didnt blur the dildo at 15:30

[@justluke59]

@@moneymonkey5387 LOGIC 100

[@payc4]

when they blur out pokimanes feet but not a polka dot vibrator

[@TheYoungonex]

when xd

[@ixold]

DA WEIRDO ah i see

[@VileKayn-yt2po]

ngl scarras cough after healthy was perfect timing

[@aaliyahmonique3534]

8:11 * Lily screams * Mykull, Fed and Poki screams I-

[@PaRaNoiDisLOW]

"Say something Sasuke would say!" "Kiss me, Naruto." - Wasted

[@daryissaplayz2312]

I mean-

[@francismoriba9963]

Thank you but please reconsider

[@whsbssvsbabs7553]

That gay

[@yesmika3702]

.....

[@sl0thgames324]

CHIDORI taser

[@rielitty]

sasuke: "kiss me naruto" _wait, i dont remember this episode._

[@erinmickey2479]

*this comment is cursed*

[@pedrotavares6772]

It was a crossover episode

[@zenzonerzz4789]

I mean that was kinda the first episode...or entire series

[@scott_howl]

It's.. In one of the 200 filler episodes.

[@Codo_Lyoko]

Why does everyone ware the naruto headband wrong???

[@TP-bw5jx]

Michael and lily wearing flowers together is so sweet

[@agent2597]

Michael is like my role model Insert that two eyed mike wazowski meme face

[@DuperGX]

Lily and poki: *get sweet and thoughtful gifts* Scarra: "I have a small package"

[@vxtequa7054]

umm what do you mean by that

[@zdeneksvoboda557]

Imagine having a stand and it's just Carson with a gun. That's the stuff dreams are made of.

[@johnlist4533]

Jojo fans trying to make jokes 😐

[@mmichx]

Sweet dreams are made of theeese

[@nerocladius4319]

Yeah your stand randomly starts crying in the middle of the fight that would be op

[@tenoclockClay]

STANDO POWA

[@3GOSenpai]

@@johnlist4533 it was pretty funny. I haven't seen you make a funny joke yet.

[@cornwalmart6873]

"How do you know they're not 18?" Trust me I've read a few, and there are several under 18

[@femc16316]

Uh oh.

[@Syhfa69]

12:17 I can see that Michael is trying so hard not to be happy and smile can anyone else?

[@airgage6336]

Michael: “Who is amber and why is she alerting me?” Lily: “yeah who’s amber” 👁👄👁

[@themaskedman7678]

Nice joke

[@Punkyy01]

Nice joke

[@Est.-.]

Nice joke

[@meek5642]

Nice joke

[@disdainni]

Nice joke

[@wulfleyn6498]

Who ever sent michael a morning star has some real chaotic evil energy.

[@cloaker7237]

**some Michael energy*

[@treymtz]

@@cloaker7237 nah he's like chaotic neutral

[@deleted-cg9of]

Just like him

[@wulfleyn6498]

@G.O.D 7 ye couldn't remember what it was called, the first thing I thought of cuz of the shape of the head was a morning star. The closest thing I've found is a bludgeon.

[@zkdelta8014]

Michael could always attach a Tazer on it to make it interesting. That sender was definitely expecting Michael to do something with it

[@aSchizophrenicwithagun]

9:28 the fact she put her hand near the spinning blade 😂

[@_Prided]

Micheal startes throwing kunia's Micheal: DANCE FOR ME BADGER DANCE

[@annas8707]

Bullying Yvone to say "Badger" is the most "go white boy go" thing I've ever seen

[@Enderman0415]

Ivone..bruh...

[@terrrical]

yvonne

[@chaoticsparrowxd1880]

Evonne*

[@dtoskar]

ovvone*

[@pixdoesgaming]

Avonne

[@thomasgetter2998]

Poki: says her period was a week ago Her white knights: already tracking it

[@joe6504]

*simps lmao

[@thatoneduck6791]

Joseph Lee sane thing

[@jeremias-serus]

Bud, the Poki Detective Community (PDC) has known her menstrual cycle for a while now.

[@noesunyoutuber7680]

I never needed to know this!

[@nerd_nato564]

@@jeremias-serus I actually can't tell whether you're joking. Not with the internet.

[@saggigold4541]

"Hey this is abortion pizzaria, your loss is our sauce"

[@noahdemeyer8694]

I died when scarra said he has a small package 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@theyannieshow1236]

15:30 lol look at Lily’s face when she held it

[@jtcp27031]

You know they are going to give it a good use at night😂

[@buddyroar5525]

The fact that fed censored Poki’s feet has me concerned.

[@cryodragon617]

he wants that exclusive for himself

[@genkyo6]

But fed didn't edit this video.

[@night06phere35]

@@genkyo6 Yes, he does

[@andrewruffin7082]

Nightosphere06 no he doesn’t look in the description

[@nixcusp4941]

The fact that HE HAD TOO because some creepy weird incels would take advantage of it in a terrible way is disturbing

[@yo2hie416]

Micheals eyes when scarra said he was the fans role model made me crack

[@RoboTea]

Nobody: Scarra at the start: I got a small package