Old Fashioned

[@DarkStormer]

Gotta love that post-nut clarity

[@resulahlat5118]

Post nut clarity: Cumming to my senses

[@Chrisof92Hooks]

666 🤘🏻

[@datsapaddlin]

If you don’t think “Why am I still here” immediately after post nut clarity…she may be more than just a nut…maybe

[@helpmejeebus1]

Facts

[@jimmyjames3819]

What's post nut clarity mean😮....plz I'm young someone tell me

[@blindoutlaw]

“Do you need some money or anything?” I don’t know why I find that line so funny haha

[@karipaturketo5438]

Cab fare..

[@falconfastidious4371]

Pay them to leave 🤣👍🏽

[@Entertainer114]

It's a call-back to what the shake-weight does, earlier in the episode - it dispenses change for cab fare whenever Sharon "finishes" a workout with it. (A very unsubtle joke about paying someone to leave after sex.)

[@collybeans586]

I remembered that line and searched the video

[@nickm8874]

It kills me too and I can’t explain why

[@chriswelcome8102]

I love how quickly he gives up on his dream of being a chef after he finishes

[@news_internationale2035]

There's only 1 Chef!

[@ULTIMATZEKROM]

Post-nut clarity hits you hard

[@meatyklaws8774]

Women will do that to ya

[@chriswelcome8102]

@@ULTIMATZEKROM So true lol

[@zimbozaggins4640]

That's because it wasn't his "dream" to begin with. Cooking gave Randy an outlet that Sharon unknowingly denied him (until she discovered shakeweight lol). Basically, his "dream" was just him compensating for unfulfilled sexual desires.

[@Lazyguy2112]

A quote forever immortalized by The Randy Marsh. "Cooking is dumb."

[@joeblow9657]

Said by the man who gets off to cooking

[@HorrorOfTheNocturnal]

They have a nice relationship. I find it cute how he calls her babe after years of marriage. It's the nice little things outside the jokes.

[@meiinuyasha]

Stan is running for life

[@sandwichsultan906]

Atleast Stan’s parents remember to close the door. Not that it did them much good🤣

[@icemanjr.5819]

It did a lot of good cause seeing is way worse then just hearing

[@RainintheBrain]

Ike wasn’t so lucky. He saw his parents do it because they didn’t close the door

[@icemanjr.5819]

@@RainintheBrain Oh yea lol "The UPS guy"

[@brandonhaygood5286]

@@RainintheBrain On more than one occasion too. Let's not forget the golden shower moment.

[@battmutler]

At least*

[@nathanscovell2895]

This is one of the most accurate episodes of all time.

[@VoiceOfTheEmperor]

The way they concluded this episode was amazing. South Park truly was in their prime here.

[@derkatwork33]

Was? Still is.

[@thomazio8724]

The fart at the end😂

[@Tigerman1138]

Randy is relaxed.

[@jliverman]

right in her direction too... jeez, man 🤣

[@buschfan0818]

The fart noise was supposed to mimic the squirt noise of the cool down spray on the shake weight

[@HasidicKaiju]

@Buschfan08 @Buschfan08 no, it was just a fart. The cooldown spray sound was at 0:35. Which is of course, jizz.

[@bandido0610]

Apparently sharon’s finger was in a dark place hahaha.

[@codiefitz3876]

“Oh, wow! A nice Old Fashioned!”

[@kieranfraser2378]

“OH WOW A NICE OLD FASHIONED “ 🤣🤣

[@nicandromartinezsotelo3300]

The old fashioned fixes marriages. Married women need to see this and learn

[@ONIscrooge]

Everyone needs the stress tugged out of them every now and then.

[@jesterjosie3281]

Amen to that

[@hamsicle]

"Cooking's dumb" lmao this is amazing

[@beniboi6992]

If you listen closely you can actually hear the squirt squirt sound when he you know

[@vincentmorrelli3025]

old fashioned hj never get old

[@kscnc5994]

100 % accurate right down to the fart

[@henrystickman9867]

That wasn’t a fart 💀

[@beanbaguette8185]

@@henrystickman9867well no dick should sound like that after ejaculating so what other option is there besides a fart

[@miastrong151]

For some reason, I am realizing that they are using the term "old fasioned" like the milkshakes that are churned.

[@spacechimp3199]

I was thinking the drink

[@grassbackyard3825]

I was thinking the drink

[@fallout3fan623]

I was thinking high school, cause usually teens grow out of handies. That’s a pretty common joke

[@jayvardy]

I was thinking the drink.

[@johanfalk2875]

Mrs. Einstein: How about an old-fashioned? *45 minutes later* Einstein: Carry the 2...I got it! E = MC Squared!

[@mugiwaradarwin4504]

*And that's how the Chronosphere was invented.*

[@ask3xd903]

Old fashioned always works for me

[@astonedcanadian533]

0:34 sounds like they squeezed a ketchup bottle lmfao.

[@mikeperez64]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@danielsnook5029]

That's the cooling spray?😂

[@Hijackerrr]

yes thats cooling spray from shakeweight

[@blessdatrap]

“OH SWITCH ARMS”

[@christheroman57]

Nothing like a good ol fashioned👍

[@danielsnook5029]

"Going to sleep, mode." 😂

[@briannelson605]

Here is change for the bus

[@Grdfvfdfe]

Sharon marsh: what did you say Randy marsh: I can’t sleep Sharon I’m in work mode

[@brettmacinnis6252]

Can’t believe this is from nine years ago

[@EdgarMendezz]

Time flies

[@kellsouthpark]

12 now

[@Hijackerrr]

i would apprecied some old fashioned as well

[@ekimnamdets6946]

“Fuck that” Hahahahahahaha

[@arthurzimmerman4363]

God i love old fashioned

[@Jamin_14]

Almost forgot to watch this today

[@TheKnowledgeGateway498]

Thats why guys get better sleep than women.

[@Adog00]

A nice old fashioned

[@CozyVemgeance]

*only one hero can save the marshes from tegridy farms now: shake weight.*

[@boogaloobender3462]

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT

[@covert1253]

A good old old fashioned

[@DonMega06]

Ohhh Randy...

[@annwitzel9630]

Poor Stan , that look on his face ! at least he did not open the door to see what was going on

[@randomguy6230]

Wow, how did u get so good at this? Ur amazing! Xd

[@cabooseresurrected5183]

Meanwhile, the cooking show slowly runs out of patience as they wonder where Randy went.

[@kscnc5994]

There should be an uber old fashioned app

[@kotaro07]

I wonder if he would quit tegrity farms if he got another old fashioned.

[@animefan2454]

For some odd reason I remember it showed Randy using the shake weight instead of you know what.

[@kellsouthpark]

Same

[@Grdfvfdfe]

Sharon: can I try something

[@fredlandry6170]

Thank god I never heard my parents.

[@jaakkomehtatalo]

No ectoplasm 😂

[@Dan-qx5mi]

It was a spooky ghost!

[@Visionary-j3q]

A good old fashioned hahahH

[@stopabledu]

14 yr old me back end the day sneaking to watch south park

[@randomguy6230]

I was too young to understand this😂. I saw this episode for the first time when i was in elementary school.

[@Stan_marsh911]

Stan got confused

[@acevan98]

Stan, I wanna let you know that hear our parents scars us all

[@JudasAngel666]

“OH WOW A NICEOLD FASHONED”

[@nigerianprincewithaids]

I wonder if this is how tegerdy farms will end

[@Tigerman1138]

No, it will with a “Broadway blow.”

[@b789har]

Here is some cab fare... Now going to sleep mode

[@andyszlamp2212]

"ah no fuck that"

[@musicalman1995]

Gotta love these reminders of how good south park used to be

[@bertraminc9412]

Awww uh! I want an old fashioned!

[@Oof-DahReviews-bf4hv]

Yep, about sums it up.

[@30803080308030803081]

In real life, I wouldn’t say anything during. But they had to have some audio.

[@mrkingjesse378]

Dude wtf. Dont comment.

[@icemanjr.5819]

What if she\he wants to hear you talk dirty

[@sandraswan9008]

@noxxi knox edgy comedian alert

[@olliestone5549]

@@sandraswan9008 Judgemental person alert.

[@sandraswan9008]

@@olliestone5549 what a comeback, damn

[@danielsnook5029]

Snore-gasm.😂

[@pyllywaltteri]

Switch arms

[@captainswan3079]

LMFAO

[@nicks4802]

An old fashioned?!?

[@teviblekhman1628]

I gues randy failed no hut november

[@falconfastidious4371]

Thought it was the drink

[@situated4]

Just gotta' get the poison out.

[@georgemouanetry8158]

😂😂😂

[@jackystone]

Animators attention to detail: the facial tissue after ejaculating

[@Atreus21]

First time I saw this I was scared to death she'd have spooge on her face afterward, like with the shake weight.

[@Tigerman1138]

I never noticed until today you can hear him spoog.

[@MatthewNGolding]

0:02-0:04

[@Marskad]

I cant belive this is almoast 10 years ago

[@danielz1666]

Why do they call it an "old fashioned"? No one says that in real life, do they?

[@wii5162]

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[@hedgehogboi149]

Bro when I heard that it made me want to hurl

[@jordansamson6071]

Instead of an HJ, he should have asked for a ZJ.

[@MikeD7734]

If you have to ask for what it is... Buddy.... you Cant afford it...

[@vittoriagnecchi5783]

@@MikeD7734 Is it... a mathematical theorem proven by George Glauberman by any chance?

[@MikeD7734]

@@vittoriagnecchi5783 Hows them wrist muslcles... All this textin.. Just my style ..

[@romangeneral23]

@@MikeD7734 Back the fuck up, Antonio!!!!

[@jordansamson6071]

It warms my heart that people got this.

[@markbird3799]

Rubbed one out….

[@RiceReaper]

Old fashioned put ya to sleep

[@qualifiedidiots2165]

Only 30 seconds huh?

[@dota2replays874]

NNN

[@news_internationale2035]

You need some money or anything?

[@nickm8874]

It’s ruined that cocktail for me

[@YTxtar]

I don't get it.