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@eltonjohntubola32122 ай бұрын
He's more reasonable than an Inquisitor.
@finnmchugh992 ай бұрын
A low bar tbh
@leandrocastello3092 ай бұрын
He is more reasonable than the meme this fanbase _thinks_ is an inquisitor. When you actually grab a 40k book inquisitors as people are some of the most compelling and interestings characters around.
@estebanatachaoarguedas63212 ай бұрын
@@leandrocastello309 I think it depends. Books and some entries can show stupid actions committed by background Inquisitors, meanwhile main cast Inquisitors are brilliant. I mean, the Celestial Lions Chapter got blacklisted and heavy backstabbed just because one Inquisitor was pissed by a minor inconvenience with them. That was as tragic as it was stupid.
@lordgod99582 ай бұрын
I mean Heldane is(was) a named inquisitor and was anything BUT reasonable in both the series he was involved in lol. Dude was a basket case
@Snipersnake852 ай бұрын
Fr tho
@watchingshows66832 ай бұрын
That's extremely merciful by Ork standards
@raiderrivers36292 ай бұрын
That is extremely merciful by warhammer standards it would also be extremely merciful if the orc killed the commander and like 40 children by warhammer standards this ork is basically a damn saint
@gaebi2 ай бұрын
I've seen commissars, inquisitors, and mechanicus do far worse for less
@normanderi2 ай бұрын
@@raiderrivers3629 he could have erradicated half the planet and still be seen as merciful, to be fair
@Manhackarcadeisfun2 ай бұрын
@@normanderiHe could have have left just a kid with no limbs and severe brain damage in a forest and be seen has better than average.
@ForticusKrorkenstein2 ай бұрын
To be fair a lot of Orkz won't fight an opponent who can't or won't fight back. They want a fight, not a civilian flattening sim like the Marine Malevolent are find of.
@thehippie36102 ай бұрын
that orc is at least 15% Krork
@Outlaw_Deadman19962 ай бұрын
Nah, I'd say solid 20%
@StevDoesBigJumps2 ай бұрын
100% blood axe
@cainrahl2 ай бұрын
Nah like 7%, even 10% is too much matey.
@leovillant7682 ай бұрын
Nah he just revolvef
@user-wo9ib3mt5i2 ай бұрын
That would explain how he managed to count past two without just saying ‘Many’
@andrewoost90482 ай бұрын
First recorded instance of an ork attempting to be reasonable and it was to acquire more Dakka
@justinbruck96022 ай бұрын
Playing the long Dakka game
@giovannilamarra2 ай бұрын
OI GITZ ! YA NEVAH HAVE ENOUF DAKKA !!
@hulkingelf49572 ай бұрын
@@giovannilamarra google asked if i need to translate what you said. i speak ork just fine google...
@Olimar922 ай бұрын
What other time would an Ork be reasonable? If you can get more Dakka, than that's Orky ain't it?
@mazz94872 ай бұрын
Ain't nuffin' wrong wid more dakka.
@brothatisfunny2 ай бұрын
They retconned him cause he was too smart to be left alive
@omarririttenberg60382 ай бұрын
They couldn't have just killed him off
@iamyourmom22 ай бұрын
Did they retcon him, or did they just never mention him again? Because theres a difference.
@onionman86682 ай бұрын
No he was saved for later by gork and mork. They made him shiny eternal and purple
@marialuke21162 ай бұрын
ye sure they didn't just... slather 'im in purple paint?
@fallentitan98112 ай бұрын
Only half the shipment he wanted and he’s fine with it? Because he knows he flattened their factories? By the dark gods this Ork is more kind then any Imperial Tithe collector.
@austinbutcher81062 ай бұрын
*Agri worlds tithe is short 1 carrot * Inquisitor: oh no yr tithe is short * glasses agri world over 1 carrots *
@Mortablunt2 ай бұрын
Yeah, no kidding especially given the state of the 40 K lore. My first learned about it around 2010 or so when it was fully established canon, the imperium wipes systems out of existence over rounding errors on tax returns.
@cullenkelley48282 ай бұрын
@@Mortablunt You see we lore nerds call that shit lore and ignore it because as I said it is shit lore. Recall what happened to Kryptman when it was discovered how many planets he glassed. Over a rounding error? IRS doesn't even have a navy much less the authority to glass a planet. Warhammer lore has been written by many people and not all of it makes sense this is partly intentional as not all "cannon" lore is even true.
@Horus-j3f2 ай бұрын
@@cullenkelley4828It's grimderp
@lukaskoser75072 ай бұрын
BY MORK AND GORK that Ork is is....THINKING and NEGOTIATE !?! May the dark Gods help us for if the don`t we ar all Doomed !
@spencersholden2 ай бұрын
He’s becoming a Krork!
@maninmetal70732 ай бұрын
He is prob a blood axe, those Mork damned gits
@Lacucarachadefuego2 ай бұрын
Jus’ good ol’ Blood Axe know wots
@thebighurt24952 ай бұрын
There's always at least one smart Ork in a WAAAGH. It's one of the main catalysts to having one. Specifically, a smart Ork shows up and starts getting things organized.
@usernamealreadytaken93302 ай бұрын
He's brutal, but cunning.
@chaplainarkanus64102 ай бұрын
More humain than the high lords of terra
@tommygunengineer91842 ай бұрын
*humane and yes
@Nuclear_energy_enjoyer2 ай бұрын
@@tommygunengineer9184 *Huimeane cuz orks
@tommygunengineer91842 ай бұрын
@@Nuclear_energy_enjoyer I stand corrected
@ukaszszydowski26572 ай бұрын
Considering the hali devices yeah they re definetly more humane and sane
@pillarmenn19362 ай бұрын
More humane that 40k humans
@DKforever242 ай бұрын
1000 bolt guns is honestly a really small tribute to not have your planet burned from an ork waagh
@bishoprenegade55402 ай бұрын
per visit we dont know how often they show up
@Notmyrealnamenumbers2 ай бұрын
@@bishoprenegade5540every hour
@elixavibuddies29512 ай бұрын
@@bishoprenegade5540also how many factories they are visiting
@bbutler32302 ай бұрын
@@bishoprenegade5540 knowing orks, he'll forget the minute he leaves
@richtheunstable33592 ай бұрын
Orks only sort of know where they're going when it comes to warp travel. So could be never or next week
@CT-19022 ай бұрын
He was clear and concise with his demands and was even willing to compromise. Truly orcs are the best diplomats
@TheUnknownSpectator2 ай бұрын
Damn, a smart ork, this is new
@aintsleptinninetyyears36212 ай бұрын
Not really, it's from the 90s. It's actually old lore.
@g-saviour65812 ай бұрын
Apparently every once in a while an Ork can tap into the ancient knowledge of the krorks
@TheUnknownSpectator2 ай бұрын
@@g-saviour6581 Well, love learning new lore. The orks really are a special breed ain’t they!
@TheUnknownSpectator2 ай бұрын
@@aintsleptinninetyyears3621 I meant new to me, don’t do a hard dive into 40k lore but I enjoy learning about it when it comes up
@aintsleptinninetyyears36212 ай бұрын
@@TheUnknownSpectator ah that's fair, 40k is just ancient at this point. There's always something new I haven't heard about, that why it's fun
@SorchaSublime2 ай бұрын
I vastly prefer this tone for Orks than just being fully inexplicably stupid
@marmyeater2 ай бұрын
It's mainly the regular orks that are stupid. The warbosses are not just bigger and stronger, but smarter, too.
@Myrdin90Ай бұрын
@@marmyeaterDey more thinky dan da normal Ork, dats why dey da big boss! Ya can't clobber wat sees ya swingin'
@Broomer52Ай бұрын
@@marmyeater Stormboys are Counter Culture Orks that tend to act like this. They’re usually young Orks that want to rebel against their culture so they’re structured and organized. They have coordinated uniforms, shine their boots, runs drills and use actual plans. Then theirs Blood Axes and for them it wasn’t a phase.
@jerandel69102 ай бұрын
A reasonable Ork is a scary Ork. When a Ork legitimately has enough intelligence to do anything besides fight or find something to fight, you really should be afraid.
@pmc17272 ай бұрын
Must be one of those sneaky Blood Axe gitz. No self respecting Goff would be caught dead with a bolt gun.
@lindlekindle2 ай бұрын
Could be a Bad Moon considering the Gargants
@Maxibon20072 ай бұрын
GW, kind of explained away in Canon that the Orks were dominated by the Blood Axe Klan who are Comparatively rational and very influenced by Human culture but then an event called "Da Big party!" Happened and they were decimated and fell from power , this "could" be them misremembering the War of The Beast.
@freeb4552 ай бұрын
@@lindlekindle or a deffskull, considering theft.
@pmc17272 ай бұрын
@@freeb455 a Deffskull would weld 9 bolsters to a scorcha and put it on a harness.
@richtheunstable33592 ай бұрын
2nd ed Goff ork Boyz. "Do we mean nothing to you"
@luzifershadres2 ай бұрын
It feels like as if he didnt hesitaded beccause of supporting the orcs, he feared the inquisition. Than he realised he is dead anyways and the orc might be the better fait.
@chaosinc.3822 ай бұрын
I can guarantee that what was on his mind. At least now he can say he tried to say no and lost half his factories for the trouble.
@shadowki56872 ай бұрын
Nogrub: *actually makes a non-violent offer instead of just violence* Administrator: death before dishonor, xenos scum😡 Nogrub: I was hoping you'd say that😈
@Thalanox2 ай бұрын
It looks more like extortion to me, but yeah. The fact that the orks genuinely just want to fight makes them great to slot in as antagonists.
@SrRurik2 ай бұрын
@@Thalanox when you're occupied by a force of war obsessed hyperviolent giant mushrooms, just extortion is a pretty sweet deal
Nogrob probably just wanted to beat up the planetary governor, but when they still managed to produce half of the planetary quota, he went, "ok, maybe dis umie gets to stay da gov'ner."
@clnetrooper2 ай бұрын
Old lore around orks is wonderful. Like the imperium keep sending in "advisors" that make it so the orks keep fighting together.
@the_WAAAGGHH2 ай бұрын
"WAAAGGGHHH" - such wisdom🥹
@wildsalmon84102 ай бұрын
“WAAAGAAHH”~ such merciful intuition🚬🙂↕️
@LastOptionPils2 ай бұрын
As someone who enjoys 40k without playing the tabletop I almost appreciate that GW’s business strategy is to price me out of their game before I can feasibly get addicted to it.
@Fisthammet2 ай бұрын
Looks at 3rd party guard models and 3d prints of absolutely everything else. _Sure, priced out._ 😅
@iplaygames80902 ай бұрын
@@Fisthammet3rd party isnt allowed by their EULA. Well like anyone cares about EULA but still
@Eye_Of_Odin978Ай бұрын
@@iplaygames8090 What're they gonna do, send the minifigure-police into my house and arrest me for my 3D printed models? Good luck. EULA is actually totally unenforceable for a game like Warhammer because it doesn't use any online services whatsoever. They literally can't tell you how to play with your toys in your own house.
@iplaygames8090Ай бұрын
@@Eye_Of_Odin978 but they do organiye tournaments and sanction official games
@maskedriderweaver41222 ай бұрын
This is why I love old codexes, lots of great stories.
@solarprophet54392 ай бұрын
He's more merciful than the Administratum when a planet doesn't make its tithe. I can't imagine them being cool with, "Oh sorry, can only do 50% this year!"
@philiphockenbury65632 ай бұрын
Dat's why da greenies are the best! Weze the thinkyest and the fightyest!
@Negan-lo7yr2 ай бұрын
I would like to see the Imperium be a bit more merciful on other races, a ork/imp alliance versus the Tyranids would be really cool
@informationyes2 ай бұрын
Departmentum munitorum "where our are ten thousend bolt guns in your TITHE!!!" "We can only provide 5 hundred as our factorys are in ruins" Munitorum "its a rebellion then?"
@phoenix-kingz2 ай бұрын
Old lore Orks especially blood axes were a well n true different breed
@inductivegrunt942 ай бұрын
He truly is reasonable. 500 bolt guns is half of what he asked, but that's because he and his boys smashed all the factories. So it's a good deal considering the circumstances. Man I love old 40k lore. The old Ork stuff was just the best.
@identity75362 ай бұрын
You know who won‘t be so merciful ? The next imperial fleet visiting sometime in the future and realizing he gave 500 holy boltguns to xenos.
@travisbishop7822 ай бұрын
Tha big golden git can shove it up iz throne!
@chaosinc.3822 ай бұрын
Tbf it was either 500 boltguns or 6 Gargantz flatten everything. Considering PDFs dont tend to have anti-titan weapons, that planet woulda been toast...
@SpencerHHO2 ай бұрын
On the one hand, elevating and supporting an Ork that can think and show mercy could have enormous benefits in terms of using them as a cudgel against other threats. On the other hand an Ork smart enough to do that could be the single greatest threat imaginable.
@user-ut7uu3rc3n2 ай бұрын
NOGRUB is a G for that!
@JWP-562 ай бұрын
Bro just wanted guns and someone to take care of his friend, what a kind and gentle Ork 😊😊😊
@Warlord_Gruktak_Rukrak2 ай бұрын
What a respectable fella WAAAAAGGH for Nogrub
@nocturnaljoe95432 ай бұрын
Hez got big brainz.
@patrickdees52562 ай бұрын
Bro after roughing up an imperium world, "Eh. I think you've learned your lesson," and dipped.
@soulshredder13682 ай бұрын
An ork that can think and make somewhat fair deals terrifies me
@joseph1962 ай бұрын
I remember this quote in the 5th edition Ork Codex, glad to finally get the context.
@mikepowell86112 ай бұрын
Even by human standards that was downright reasonable. Plus just give them "Bolt Guns" if you know what I mean...
@hanchiman2 ай бұрын
The Orkz is the only remaining old school "Silliness" of 40k back when it didn't take itself serious and had a bit satire to 80's action sci fi heroes. Orkz was based on the British Football Hooligans
@DuskEalain2 ай бұрын
Honestly it's why the Orks are my favorite, when everything else is considered super serious, here you have some space football nobheads going around opening windows in space to let air in. I think it's doubly ironic given when they tried to make Orks more grimdark and serious with War of the Beast... most of the community just went 'nah, empyioom proper gandaz m8" and kept Orks as the goofballs they rightfully are.
@hanchiman2 ай бұрын
@@DuskEalain I actually notice "Da Orkz boyz" is slowly starting to turn "Edgy dark" by showing more blood and savagery and Mad Max style equipment, but thanksfully still kept their cockney accent
@DuskEalain2 ай бұрын
@@hanchiman I've started to notice that a bit too, fortunately on the modelling side of things I can just choose to ignore that and kitbash/paint the way _I_ like my boyz.
@hanchiman2 ай бұрын
@@DuskEalain think the change started somewhere in early 201X
@cletusburgerboy91432 ай бұрын
The one Ork that can count past 10
@chongwillson9722 ай бұрын
@cletusburgerboy9143 apparently, he can count to thousand.
@Aravaganthus2 ай бұрын
Vast improvement over the kind of occupations Orks did during the War of the Beast
@hahaha11712 ай бұрын
Look after my mate Gorefang for me. Wait what 🤣
@Survivingbutbadly2 ай бұрын
He gets lonely
@joshwimbley6982 ай бұрын
This really good lore, we need this man with gazgull to deal with khorn because i know angron aint going down without a fight and hes gonna need all the help they can get
@ADB_UWIM_28072 ай бұрын
This is pretty common actually. The Gothic Armada ork intro makes mention of it. That they can't be negotiated bought save with weapons that will eventually be used against you.
@ZabuzaMomochi032 ай бұрын
I love how Orks have an Northerner accent haha 😆😆
@minhducnguyen92762 ай бұрын
And they know gunboat diplomacy, absolutely British.
@wesleythomas71252 ай бұрын
"We need no shelter! We are duperior beings!" [Moments later] "We need no ride!"
@adammoore37032 ай бұрын
I can just feel da Ork boss sayin it now... "Now gett thos Worksoops bak up an runnin, I want da rest o' those Shootas by da time I get back!"
@bataton77332 ай бұрын
Im all for Orks having serious lore and whatnot..... but damn it keep making funny shit like this
@lordlucius13412 ай бұрын
Minotaur: what do you mean you paid your taxes to an ork?!
@laniemon2 ай бұрын
Krork genes coming through there
@kennymartin59762 ай бұрын
Nobgrub being like "oh dang i flattened the boltgun factories, thus hampering the boltgun tithes...ah yeah, my bad...carry on then" is perhaps one of the most reasonable takes in 40k. Like its still evil, but a reasonable sort.
@sgg35862 ай бұрын
The Ork was merciful because he was at least smart enough to realize "I get 500 guns now, and by the next visit they should be back to making 1000. But if I just wipe 'em out now, then I get 0 boltguns. And 0 boltguns means less fightin, and that's just not Orky."
@kickbrosmasher51552 ай бұрын
Itonic a ork that is more humane then many of the current leaders of the imperium
@alanwestmoreland61522 ай бұрын
*you were right about one thing, the negotiations were short* - obi-wan Kenobi
@gentlyusedpencil2132 ай бұрын
I would love more Orks like this!
@oriondragonstar7057Ай бұрын
I would be an Ork in the Warhammer Universe, looks like a lot of fun
@MFallion2 ай бұрын
An Ork rhat thinks... Am I the only one scared by that though?
@n0isyturtleАй бұрын
"Oy Nobgrub, I meants ta ask ya, how'd ya git yer name?" "I once woke up an der wuz a grub on me nob. Simple as."
@9Hatman2 ай бұрын
would you call it... Orkupation
@revanamell17912 ай бұрын
That Ork is actually super chill.
@painthegreat2 ай бұрын
Holy crap he’s close to become a Krork
@TheRealArmorАй бұрын
"Nope." "Huhuhuh." Nogrub the CHAD
@sailed79722 ай бұрын
hey man i just wanted to let you know, your content is fantastic and i watch it all of the time. never stop making videos!
@user-ic1gf8pg9m2 ай бұрын
man I love the orks WAAAAAAAGH!!!
@Swornmanpower92 ай бұрын
This honestly just sounds like rouge trader era Ufthak Blackhawk to me that ork sounds so smart he be considered krork material
@kokaomf2 ай бұрын
"We can make cool shit for you to shoot with?" - Winning argument for Orks to not krump your people.
@7I7IVN2 ай бұрын
Loving the Ork content. Tis my grim bias, but I can't get enough of them
@lyntonfleming2 ай бұрын
Imagine being the guy who has to explain to the Emperors sons why you are currently making weapons for Orks...
@austinbutcher81062 ай бұрын
Random factory worker: *duck tapping 4 shootas together * hey squig meat is better than corpse starch and I get a squig steak for evry shoota I make
@marmyeater2 ай бұрын
Good thing the Old Ones remembered to make them merciful and willing to collaborate with other species.
@Eisenwulf6662 ай бұрын
Half a dozen Gargantz will make you change your mind fast. For the people not getting the reference: Nogrub is talking and behaving like a mobster from the black and white era( considering the time period and the fact GW is based in England, they could be referencing the Krays). The Ork is coming back at a later date for more Dakka, it's basically a racket. It's not being merciful at all. That's just a figure of speech. The fact a Warboss understand this kind of things isn't so surprising, Ork society runs on intimidation and mob rule. This one in particular seems to be a blood axe, which are the more oomie-like
@Ilamarea2 ай бұрын
This should totally be a thing. Orks should be like the predator. If you refuse to fight them, they should get frustrated, throw a tantrum, and walk off. If a planet just surrenders... It should totally confuse the Orks. Of course, there would be casualties because Orks are slow... "Dis' the easiest fight evah, boss!" "Dat's coz dis ain't fitin! Yous jus killin und... vandalizin." Heck, if you do this, the Orks should start growing smaller in size until they become dormant, sprouting in times of peril in feral forms - like a safety kill designed by the Old Ones once their foes were defeated. So the best way to fight an ork is the same way to fight trolls - stop feeding them xD
@blacklighthologram53392 ай бұрын
All hail nobgrob the great and merciful one!
@the98themperoroftheholybri332 ай бұрын
To be fair you could've just given the Orks 100 boltguns and they wouldn't be able to tell, they don't have a number beyond 5, anymore and their word is "lotz" because no self respecting Ork has time to waste time counting, not when there's fightin to be done
@diamondvikingcrypto53692 ай бұрын
It is no wonder that chaos is sought for slavation when aliens are merciful than the imperium
@bengonzalez52152 ай бұрын
I would follow nog'rub into the fires of the warp without hesitation
@danieljohnson33202 ай бұрын
AY MOGRUB IZ A TRU FOLLOWA A MORK! HEZ CUNNIN. BUT HEZ ALZO BRUTAL. GOTZA LUV DEM GREEN BOIZ!
@travisbishop7822 ай бұрын
ZOTTIN' RIGHT, THAT IZ!
@LonelyMinnesotan1Ай бұрын
why are orks frequently more merciful than the humans...
@Infamouswolf832 ай бұрын
Damn orks are chill like that
@thijsdeboer3892 ай бұрын
Somehow this is way more terrifying than the "JUST KRUMP 'EM" ork warbosses Nogrub got some serious green matter sloshing around in his noggin
@SamuelGeist2 ай бұрын
Orks only lives for da fightin'. We's 'ad our fight and wrecked da humies' factories. 'oo wants to rule over a buncha ruins? Dey gaves us da dakka, now it's time for WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
@AnonOmis10002 ай бұрын
I remember reading part of this in the rules book back in the later 2000s
@minhducnguyen92762 ай бұрын
The Orks understand gunship diplomacy,
@liamdanger677426 күн бұрын
Brotha is the Gandhi of orks
@redwillow18532 ай бұрын
Dats a Blood Axe fo ya. Buncha sneaky gitz dey iz.
@razorsedge64ify2 ай бұрын
Honestly i love orks that arnt just unga bunga dumb funny. I like older iterations of orks that are brutal, quirky but act like an actual species
@kelvintorres61422 ай бұрын
(He was going to let the gargantz loose regardless of acceptance on the deal)
@psychobeam992 ай бұрын
I mean. Intelligent Ork. Usually, they just slaughter everyone, but hes using them to manufacture weapons.
@zekenotech2 ай бұрын
Least Persuasive Blood Axe:
@jhondoe34422 ай бұрын
Getting this book!!!! I need 😮❤
@4hire5652 ай бұрын
Hot damn.. Orks have more common sense that the damn Imperium!
@andrefloresca13242 ай бұрын
Its all fun and games until the books cover the human farms
@clairestark90242 ай бұрын
Upper tier ork. On the edge of krork. Able to think of dah big picture.
@OwlEmperor2 ай бұрын
More mercy than imperium is crazy
@scottieknows99432 ай бұрын
Then the inquisition comes and sees youre making weapons for xenos and flattens the planet
@drstrangemanАй бұрын
Smart and merciful ork.
@herrdoctor28952 ай бұрын
If only these Orks were in charge of the Badab sector, Huron wouldn't have fell to Chaos Undivided ngl
@iamyourmom22 ай бұрын
Would he not fall even faster? Considering it was all because he wasnt getting enough reinforcements and meterials to do his job
@Smokejensen2122 ай бұрын
Salamanders or Custodians may be the nicest places to be if they were ruling said area.
@EVER_PRINCE2 ай бұрын
You are a Bad Ork, but a Good Man
@schizosamurai88402 ай бұрын
To be fair, they can also be subject to old lore that wasnt really set on what is what exactly.
@bobbyshmurda60942 ай бұрын
It’s canon Orks sometimes express Krork genes.
@MorkandGork2 ай бұрын
I'm so proud of me boyz being merciful akd still getting the dakka 🎉
@BaseDeltaZero19722 ай бұрын
Right, cough up a thousand bolt guns now and then or have your world overrun by Orks...there is no conundrum here..."Give 'em da shootas!"