Pelinal Whitestrake - Tamriel's Greatest Elf Exterminator by PancreasNoWork - Reaction

[@ForgottenHonor0]

Whenever somebody asks who taught Doomguy how to be an unstoppable homicide machine, he grows quiet, sits down upon the ground, and gladly speaks of Pelinal Whitestrake.

[@Archon3960]

Yeah, my thoughts exactly! This guy is pure Doomslayer Elder Scrolls material right there! xD

[@theenderdestruction2362]

@@Archon3960 except doom slayer only goes after demons, this one went after more then elves (seriously pretty sure he kill his own men as well)

[@Archon3960]

@@theenderdestruction2362 Oh, don't tell le he goes after Daedras as well... 8/

[@theenderdestruction2362]

@Archon3960 difference is the slayer will only gp after demons and the wicked this dude would kill you if you said he was a god or at least beat you

[@Brutalyte616]

Khorne would not be proud of Pelinal. No, Khorne would be standing up on his mountain of skulls, wearing a beerhat full of Bloodweiser, a Pelinal Whitestrake jersey, and a giant foam finger shouting _'WHOO!'_ everytime he had a fit of a madness, and he would chuck his fucking throne down off the aforementioned mountain when Pelinal finally kicked the bucket.

[@jedediahcoulbourne1791]

Whitestrake needs the Tuska treatment from the maker of Khorne flakes

[@Northbravo]

Now I wanna see Khorne as a fishing guy with a tall boy in one hand and a rod in the other

[@Rebellions]

Khorne heard of this man and came from another dimension... Because someone had to hold the camera and shout "Worldstar!"

[@marley7868]

worth noting I've read the books where pelinal dies I'm rather convinced andit's completly possible pelinal killed those elf kings who killed him as in his decapitaed head slaughtered them I have no idea how he did it either but I do no the one book that gives one set of lines where he laments them getting away is also obviously bs cause it's part of his secret convo with his cousin the bull

[@michelveilleux123]

*"LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"* -Khorne

[@shotgunsandsmoke]

"Pelinal! Those Elves have families!! Think of the children!!!" "They're next..."

[@whensomethingcriesagain]

"We'll get there when we get there!"

[@juanfisi]

"Oh really? Tell me where"

[@JarenLemon]

"They don't get to Choose." Elves: ". . ."😥

[@jtfbreedlove]

In Tamriel Dwarves *are* elves, arguably the most dickish of the elves in fact.

[@ForgottenHonor0]

Oh, yeah, the Dwemer. Underground-dwelling, Babylonian-themed, mad-scientist, backstabbing, supreme racist, enslaving c***s who were so evil they were the only ones who could ultimately be their own downfall!

[@RealCodreX]

Just shows you how awesome dwarfs are in general if they needed to be balanced via turning them into elves!!

[@defies4626]

The Boss *ALMOST* hates the Tau one tenth as much as Pelinal hates ears that are shaped like knives.

[@edim108]

If racism was an Olympic sport then Pelinal Whitestrake would be an all time champion. Man hit the planet so hard in his hate of elves that it made the year two weeks shorter... And speaking of hating elves, I can't wait to see Pancreas talk about THE Nord of all time, Ysgramor. Man created writing specifically to make killing elves more efficient 😂

[@dutchvanderlinde248]

Technically it's xenophobia since mer aren't a race of men. The game's character creation just lops everything together as "races".

[@WitchFisterVeo1911]

>"we are not mer!" >"Beastfolk called Khajiit!" >"spare us our lives!" >"to you we plead and plead again!" "Lol" replied Pelinal, "lmao"

[@delivererofdarknessshoguno1133]

And Pelinal said unto them: "I am off my meds lol get bent"

[@broomy1610]

“These are some weird fucking hairy elves”

[@WitchFisterVeo1911]

@@broomy1610 not to kill the vibe, but at least one of the Khajiit variations look like elves.

[@dang8705]

Pelinal: Not mer added to list of elfs

[@edim108]

@@WitchFisterVeo1911 It's way funnier to think he mistook some of those house cat looking Khajiit for elves bc cats have pointy ears though 😂

[@discountplaguedoctor88]

That's Pelinal for you. The only person who's anywhere near Gotrek's level of being a murder machine (yeah, he annihilated part of a continent, but that's cheating). The Black Templars WISH they were this lethal.

[@Historyfrek4ever]

Frankly they wish they could hate the alien as much as Pelinal does the elves, and to be fair both Pelinal and Gotrek may or may not be gods so...

[@dutchvanderlinde248]

Actually Pelinal was in the middle of annihilating an entire landmass when the Alessians prayed for the divines to come down and sing him a lullaby so he'd calm down and fall asleep.

[@jimmytuplano3843]

Bruh think about it the only thing to keep pelinal calm down not just one but the entire main pantheon 8 of them try to calm the doom slayer teacher down like come on but same time I can hear in my head khorne cheering and cry of joy see this guy slaughter elves left and right hell even slaanesh want to boink and simp for this crazy slayer cyborg son of biatch

[@gwendolynsnyder463]

After his first bout of madness, Pelinal Whitestrake was asked what it's like to take a sentient life. To this, Pelinal responded with "I don't know, those were just Knife Ears."

[@rowancoady3520]

He one hit so hard he knocked nirn of its axis and made the year 2 weeks shorter

[@davidfrancisco3502]

Alessia went balls deep rodeo with Morihaus and she gave birth the first minotaur.

[@Daveo3]

the difference between the Dominion and the Imperium is that everyone the Imperium is fighting is just as bad as them, barring the Tau and possibly the Necrons depending on the dynasty, if not worse, whereas its accurate to say the Dominion compared to everyone else in TES are like what the Nazi's were to the rest of the world, only on a worse scale since as opposed to simply believing they are gods chosen race to rule the world like the actual Nazis, they believe its their right to actually reset the world and become gods, so they can rewrite the universe to suit elven dominance (they actually almost did when they took the Imperial Capital during the great war, but the Emperors last ditch counter siege that trapped the majority of the elves in the city put a stop to that), and also effectively erasing every non-elf race from existence, so its like if the Nazis had a super weapon that could erase every non-Aryan and made hitler god, thats essentially what the dominion tried to do

[@UltimaXReborn]

17:20 the exact line is "O AKA, for Our shared madness I do this! I watch you, watching me, watching back! Umaril dares to call us out, for that is how we made him!" EDIT: Also the music at the end is from Allinall's animated opera PELINAL which others have put in the suggestion channel before.

[@theguylivinginyourwalls]

I think you do see one _living_ snow elf, if that uncorrupted Falmer from the Dawnguard DLC counts.

[@GhostSlaya1164]

Two, one is a Vampire though

[@Yuki_Ika7]

technically 2 living snow elves, but one is a vamp

[@andrewdornan587]

Hiding still in the 4th era

[@whensomethingcriesagain]

​@@GhostSlaya1164Doesn't exactly make him living, now does it

[@soularth]

I mean tbf vamperism in elder scrolls is almost more like a magical disease rather then turning you into an undead​since you can cure it without loss of a soul@@whensomethingcriesagain

[@thetalantonx]

7:25 - As a serial elf player, I still could not prevent the bellylaugh.

[@mickyflint]

it should be mentioned that elder scrolls lore is fluid and Kirkbride, apparently thru CODA, basically said that your head canon is as valid as any other head canon and the lore. So, if your character doesn't join a guild that's your canon. if you add a mod and treat it as part of your characters story, go ahead. if you don't like the godhead theory you can ignore it.

[@TheGreatBlueBlob]

So due to a Dragonbreak or some such shenanigans the foundation lost a member of Samsara and they wound up in Skyrim. And the started murdering instead of containing the SCP known as Mer, for reasons. That's what I got out of this.

[@mkohlhorst]

I loved the animated metal opera about Pelinal. Tons of tiny nods to the various pieces of his lore. And the rages got graphic af

[@m16dude967]

Me as slightly more rational but still Pelinal: "Akatosh, can you talk to your children? They think they some forgotten gods or some shit and not going to lie, those are fighting words."

[@samiamtheman7379]

"Haromir of Copper and Tea" When all the other titles are being used, I guess you take what you can get.

[@whensomethingcriesagain]

Maybe he was the bronze age version of a posh British weirdo

[@PiratePawsLive]

My favorite Doom-slayer cameo in fantasy :). Death to the knife ears.

[@Cyrus_T_Laserpunch]

Easy way to remember ES lore: - When the elves gain power over man they enslave them all - When the humans gain power over mer they genocide them all - When either gain power over the beastfolk they enslave them all.

[@damackabet.4611]

not entirely true, the empire was pretty good to elves at least during oblivion, its only recently that they hate them again due to you know the elves wanting to genocide humanity. That is after all the current goal of the thalmor to undo the world.

[@Cyrus_T_Laserpunch]

@@damackabet.4611 Imperials and Khajiits like being the exception to various patterns. I made that comment knowing full well the Imperials were going to be the exception again, but I wanted it to be more snappy instead of a boring essay full of exceptions. The Thalmor are also breaking the pattern, rather than enslavement they want genocide, and it's not even isolated to just the races of man. The Thalmor are against absolutely everyone, even Alduin should have been trying to stop them.

[@ryanpinard1975]

As much as I've played and exhausted skyrim, it's a modern classic and would still be a fun intro to elder scrolls 11 years later. Just dont let Todd make you buy it 4 times

[@jordanmcbride9215]

That’s why I love the dark elves, because they broke off and became badass in their own right.

[@nialpollitt3410]

Dunmer are the best Mer.

[@Who-dg9yj]

3:14 oh yeah, TES Legends: Battlespire is basically about a -demonic- daedric invasion on an Imperial space station.

[@gwendolynsnyder463]

Lorkhan is also "The guy who spawned a lot of AI voice memes" because Dagoth Ur kept himself alive using the Heart of Lorkhan. And there are a lot of Dagoth Ur AI voice memes out there. I wish there were more Miraak AI voice memes, because I could see Miraak trying to keep Dagoth Ur from being racist on TV. And Miraak is a racist himself, so that's saying something.

[@buddyburroughs6072]

20:42 looks fine to me. IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

[@Spartan135]

tfs dbza reference 😆

[@warbacca1017]

Goblin Slayer. But with elves

[@cpaul562]

“THE ONLY GOOD MER IS A DEAD MER, NOW LET’S MAKE THESE MER GOOD!!!!” Attributed to Peninal Whitestrake circa the 1st era.

[@gregorysiegel1178]

I hope to see you on his podcast with the amber king and the remembrancer

[@charlesw5919]

"Suffer not the knife ear to live."

[@InquisitorXarius]

Most Excellent My Lord Commissar.

[@thecosmicchief8465]

By the golden throne FINALLY!

[@dakotalange2858]

There are two snow elves left ones a dick the other is a kl guy, I’m 50/50 on them they weren’t bad until humans found that doomsday device and shot went sideways

[@dutchvanderlinde248]

They're elves. Kill. No mercy. Paint the forgotten vale red.

[@bluelick7578]

He sound like he has Rylenor level of rage, but a body to do the work.

[@jasongalloway4645]

The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion is a great game imho. And the DLCs Knights of the Nine (where a good bit of this lore comes from) and The Shivering Isles (probaly one of the most bat shit insane DLCs ever) are great as well! Would highly recommend them to anyone remotely interested in TES

[@sephuris5555]

Old man reads about lover's lab mods: "what?" Me: lmao he just discovered how fucked the elder scrolls mod community can be

[@Justice_XI]

He wiped out the Kat girls cuz he thought they were elves which I mean technically he isn't wrong it's like an offshoot of wood elves

[@5quidge]

Whitestrake is one of my favorite characters in elder scrolls

[@Bruce19066]

Well.. this one isn't listed.. but in the playlist. I don't know if this was by design but even if not.. i just enjoy finding/watching it after looking for something to watch ^^

[@defies4626]

No, was released early for patreons, and he boomered it.

[@Bruce19066]

@@defies4626 ah ok that explains it

[@Mare_Man]

The Altmer in Summerset were basically content to just chill there not bothering anybody for the vast majority of Tamriel's history until _somebody_ decided to use a mechanical warcrime god against them completely unprovoked.

[@dutchvanderlinde248]

Ok, but they're knife ears. They deserved it just by existing.

[@damackabet.4611]

To be fair this is the elves were talking about, im sure they did something to deserve it, their elves after all!

[@captain-commander8138]

Glad you enjoyed this boss.

[@zacmason3593]

[HAPPY KHORNE NOISES]

[@Alpha1598753]

He didn't tell that when he was killing Khajiits thinking they were elves during one of his madness moment that Akatosh was pissed enough he had to personally come down and bitch slap him through time to calm him down, the tear created by that slap is funnily enough found in ESO's Sunspire Trial end boss

[@thorshammer7883]

Please Mister Palinal do not kill the following elves. There are rules which you must abide by or be held in contempt and punishment if you break. Do not kill most Lord of the Rings elves they are mostly righteous and good by a true omnipotent creator who made them perfect. Do not kill anime elves like for example Ryuu from Danmachi and the Eminence in Shadow Elves. Giant no no. And do not kill this Skyrim elf named "Talia" who loves Nord men and has abandoned the Thalmor. Featured by The Burned Man youtube channel. She is absolutely off limits no exceptions for she is completely different from the regular Thalmor. You shall not spill any of her blood by your hand, blade, or intent. None whatsoever. Do you understand? However Feanor and the Sons of Feanor they are aggressive spiteful narcissists who ended up making Morgoth's lawless reign last longer. And that bad Dark Elf father who cursed his son after killing his mother which eventually led up to the fall of Gondolin in betrayal. The Dark Eldar and most abhorrent deceitful backstabbing Eldar leadership in general you are alright in ridding of doing so. You will find navigating and erasing Commorragh will be a challenge and take a long just because of how big the dimension is in size. It's larger rhen Nirn and possibly rivals the size of Mundas itself. Warhammer Fantasy elves there are some you can and other you shall not be allowed to lay a hand on. Lord of the Rings Orcs can be considered on the list due to their defiled origins in relationship with the good righteous elves. Slaanesh being a abomination of lawless wicked Eldar who committed the most defiling and profane of deeds and fruits imaginable born of absolute lawlessness and defilement. You are allowed to lay your blade down upon their necks and very chaotic creations of wicked imaginations that are evil continually. Those are the set parameters in accordance of what you may and may not do. And depending if the Daevite Empire from the SCP Mythos can be described as evil elves that list may increase. But be wary if they are on your target list. For there is a entity they revere as a deity even stronger then Slaanesh that is related to the Daevite Empire's culture and theology with the title called the Scarlet King. Beware of him. He's worse then all the Daedric Princes and even Sithis combined.

[@HollowedKnight66]

Someone mod Talia as a Skyrim follower please

[@Pebblewhiteface]

He wouldn't give AF, they'd all die.

[@thorshammer7883]

@@Pebblewhiteface Then he will be met with retaliation for threatening the lives of innocent elves that are not wicked.

[@anzaca1]

8:12 Commissar, the majority of Skyrim Armour mods are Slutty Armour mods.

[@dutchvanderlinde248]

More 50/50 than majority. It depends on where you look.

[@sangralknight3031]

"Like when a dream no longer needs its dreamer..."

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

20:27 New Quest: Paint the tower red

[@chrisdiokno5600]

Fun fact about Pelinal, he was also based on Gilgamesh

[@TMoney24788]

"Gee Pelinal, I wonder what we're gonna do today." *_"THE SAME THING WE DO EVERYDAY, MORIHAUS!!!!_*

[@InquisitorXarius]

16:22 So in Tamriel, Minotaurs only exist because of Alessia and Morihaus. Also worth noting Pelinal was not a hypocrite here as he was clearly referring to when gods have kids with mortals.

[@NoSoulJoel177]

Anyone else done a Pelinal Whitestrake run in Skyrim, I for sure have a few times in fact.

[@HelloThere-bj9rw]

Yeah dude pelinal is easily one of my characters in fiction, so badass.

[@cpaul562]

So you created him? Damn good work lad.

[@HelloThere-bj9rw]

@Cpaul holy shit i didnt even realize i didnt say favorite lmao, ima just leave it

[@lemjustlem]

18:58 I mean, have you considered Gotrek Gurnnison?

[@berilsevvalbekret772]

To be fair to mer as they are my favorute except 4th era Thalmor most of them are very chill. Especially the bosmer. Also there were Ayleids who actually sided with humans look at the Last Ayleid king Lalerian Dynar who is a MASSIVE gigachad who you can actually talk with.

[@dutchvanderlinde248]

Ok, but he's a knife ear deserving of naught but death. Perhaps much quicker for services rendered. Let none say Pelinal isn't courteous.

[@damackabet.4611]

you left out dunmer being assholes, they really like slavery too to the point the argonians invaded them. Also the bosmer eat people, they practice cannibalism on both themselves and outsiders, their not typically directly hostile unless you fuck too hard with their forest, but yeah they will kill you and eat you if you do.

[@berilsevvalbekret772]

​@@dutchvanderlinde248hahaha! Okay you got a like for that 😂😂

[@DVBois]

YO OLD MAN YOU GOTTA WATCH THE PELINAL ANIMATION BY ALLINALL, YOUR GONNA LOVE IT!!

[@gryphonofmight]

hey not all the elves of tamriel are dicks. The PSijic Order are pretty good

[@YOGI-kb9tg]

Yea... But they are responsible for manimarco as well and he was a threat for everyone.

[@gryphonofmight]

@@YOGI-kb9tg but in skyrim they troll the thalmor

[@nialltealeaf275]

​@@gryphonofmightYeah. Any faction that antagonizes the Thalmor *has* to have some ethical backbone.

[@cpaul562]

@@nialltealeaf275 delphine and her blades?

[@nialltealeaf275]

@@cpaul562 ..well rules always have their exceptions, to be fair.

[@BeerusTVDB]

We see snow elves all the time in Skyrim they live in the

[@spencersholden]

10:50 what are names 1 through 3?

[@horsearmor-p8b]

There is a mod for oblivion that is a expansion for a dlc and you get to play as him ITS AMAZING

[@dragongreek9059]

5:47 yes yes I have

[@solillman2350]

The carpets used to be blue. Never getting those stains out

[@grahamdixon1699]

If you make playing Skyrim into a series on an alternate channel or something would that make it productive enough to be worth doing?

[@DarksideGmss0513]

Damn this guy is angrier than Angron.

[@lurksmcgee]

you do actually meet some snow elves in the dawn guard dlc lol

[@samueltrusik3251]

Murder time.

[@rokkfel4999]

The orsimer and the bosmer( orcs and wood elves) are alright in Tamriel

[@damackabet.4611]

bosmers are cannibals(usually done to enemies, or religious purposes). idk what the orsimer do but im sure they have done something weird or evil as their elves.

[@ryanlaurie8733]

Technically the nords drove the elves *into* the land... or more specifically the ground.

[@Kill2Hard101]

I hate when people say he's a cyborg. Ganers can't understand nuisance.

[@manacipher]

Pelinal is a souls game's boss with 10 stages

[@canthurtcrt7370]

ESO is one of the best casual MMO out there

[@Gfish17]

I play as a Dark Elf in Skyrim. I specialize in Conjuration and Stealth.

[@LegitHarpyHunter]

I haven't played as a dunmer since Morrowind, and he was a destruction specialist.

[@Gfish17]

@@LegitHarpyHunter I'm a Dark Elf Stealth Conjuration mage.

[@elfhater2063]

My personality is hatred of Elves and way to in-depth worldbuilding

[@gwendolynsnyder463]

My headcanon is, that Pelinal Whitestrake was a modder.

[@karlwikman3874]

NEW VOX IN THE VOID VIDEO OIT

[@pachacutiyupanqui9546]

Im not a fan of Pelinal and his gennocide. The Alyids were awefull but he must have killed many innocents among them. But if the elder scrolls 6 will be set in Hammerfell invaded by the Thalmor, i would love to play as a redguard swordsman defending his homeland by slashing open armies of high elven soldiers.

[@zombieslasher134]

Do talos please

[@Gfish17]

Pelinal Whitestreak Rap battle.

[@Yuki_Ika7]

i don't have beef with most groups of elves in Tamriel, just the Thalmor and some of the Morrowind elite edit: and the Ayleids

[@Colinireland1992]

Unfathomably based

[@Zeno9020]

Go ahead and play Skyrim. I have absolutely no problem with watching you sinking 300 hours into it. More content for us!

[@chrisdiokno5600]

Or maybe try and get into World of Darkness lore