one must imagine sisyphus happy

WHY WOULD YOU IMAGINE THIS WOULD MAKE ME HAPPY
as if the map wasn't torture enough, THE EDITING OH GOD THE EDITING
I GOT LIKE 20 BLUE SCREENS, HERES A SHORT POEM I WROTE AT 4:03AM IN APOPLECTIC RAGE
.
im going to stab this machine
if it gives me another blue screen
ive been waiting for a minute
ill go loco and kill it
stab it in its brain
to make it feel my pain
and if it complies
ill feed it lies
you're the best, you're great
when i have money, ill put you on a plate
and cut you open with a steak knife
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[@DalekIsBored]

this video was edited in one 27.5 hour session, from 8.7H of stream vods subscribe its the only way my soul breaks even

[@nikolakhizanishvili1332]

07

[@setster007]

o7

[@3_or_more_characters.]

rip

[@ehx3419]

There is an avievement for throwing the rock back really far (from the starting point) wich gives you stamina and may have made you suffer less

[@nikolakhizanishvili1332]

@@ehx3419 HE DID THAT

[@cenkbarutcu8976]

One must imagine Dalek playing the Vampirism mod again

[@Cheeser409]

Bruh the cliff hanger still makes me want to see him remove 50 gallons of vampires blood

[@misterm7486]

As a hunter would be so fun

[@sythrus]

Theres also the werewolf addon thats pretty neat

[@Nada-Nill]

doggos are scary

[@ActuallyYoda69]

I agree

[@BreadLoafer1]

Sisyphus (in minecraft) but he's drunk and cracked at chess

[@rafaeldc8153]

Every time he gets angry he sound like batman

[@DalekIsBored]

;-;

[@reinbew794]

This prison... to hold ME?

[@arthya3140]

appetizer.... AHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHA

[@mrsentrybuster]

THIS WILL HURT

[@garfieldbutswagger4967]

BE GONE!

[@randomguyontheinternet632]

DESTROY!

[@aquarioresetter8828]

YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

One must imagine sisyphus digging straight down and immediately losing all of his items to a pool of lava

[@SergioPSC]

The fucking numbers top killed me

[@ace0fpades140]

One must imagine Dalek happy.

[@Ming-Kang-Lin]

id assume rolling a cube up a hill would be easier since it cant roll back down. this video has let me know how foolish i was to think that

[@mikesales5339]

one must imagine Sisyphus happy for he is the Ideal human, an impossible goal he strives for indefinitely he must be the happiest of us all.

[@user-bd7rn1hw3h]

The Technoblade influence is strong. Great video.

[@setster007]

11:30 Oh lord, I was not ready for the only Vtuber I watch to suddenly appear in the midst of this vid. To be fair to Cosmic, you have the same brand of chaos. Just, she's more weird, you're more chaotic. And, of course, she's a Vtuber.

[@be7256]

before clicking the timestamp i knew you were talking about rin wow

[@setster007]

@@be7256 lol

[@Travelers_chosen_damaged]

lol same

[@fazljr9349]

she makes me want to become gay just so i dont have attraction to te ppl in the same category as her.

[@TheOnlyOyster]

3:02 it was not the last time he looked at chat…

[@derekpaulus1547]

To bad we wont get a chance to see Dalek next, as he has died from alcohol poisoning.

[@greenbirdmusic7495]

You can get better crate loot by punching them at the same time it makes that sound and shakes, it's called a "crit open"

[@labbit3574]

Bro the fact that there’s probably like A HUNDRED SKINS tells me this game was made with the full intention of replicating the Sisyphus experience

[@vip_150]

yo this content is just plain funny man you sound like techno and i just love the content

[@piter0936]

I feel sorry for you Dalek, the suffering you had to go through to film this is incomprehensible XD

[@DalekIsBored]

;-;

[@violasses]

the peaceful slime rancher music really adds to this

[@PlayCoast-bm3dq]

you sound like techno and i love it

[@thisoneisforyoutube]

The three horsemen of technoblade: Dalek, Redoons, and DiffyMC

[@user-hr4lw7uc7s]

I keep hearing slime rancher, Subnautica, and Don’t Starve Together. Great choice in music

[@richardwong4617]

Love the genuine reactions

[@Merlin3434]

The amount of time you spent simply rolling a boulder up a hill is truly awe inspiring

[@vessel123]

yo love your vids

[@Matteblakens]

I love seeing what this map does to people

[@A_Dog_and_a_Creeper]

should've added creepers for an extra challenge... c'mon it would have been so much fun...

[@aidangilman9190]

Am I hearing slime rancher music in the background because if so, you are officially cool and if it’s a yes, I am going to subscribe

[@DalekIsBored]

Ranch theme, glass desert theme, radio elevator shimmy

[@Travelers_chosen_damaged]

Love the glass desert lol

[@aidangilman9190]

@@DalekIsBored I have subscribed

[@Hm-ng8zg]

Gotta say, I just absolutely love the subnautica music in the background.

[@sqolk]

Cuz I always share this story on every Sisyphus video- I made a sign with a hamster in a wheel and wrote "Sysiphos" cuz I'm dyslexic and switched the Y's and I's

[@WhatsToBeDone]

A nice feature that would be good for the creator to add is boxes that can be placed that are permanently bought. They could be used to help in parts that are especially difficult

[@taralyoth51]

One must imagine sysiphus happy for he chose his fate and everything that happened to him.

[@denzosaurus]

Dalek speaking angry Latin is fucking terrifying

[@lceblink]

one must imagine dalek not being underrated

[@Projekt_Nightmare]

Hey Dalek, install fresh moves, it is an awesome resource pack that gives the player an animation and eyes that blink

[@immuno9015]

The slime rancher music is surprisingly fitting

[@loczek_granie9357]

one must imagine sisyphus an alcoholic

[@sol_ARG]

dalek seems like he's doing... well...........

[@theflamingphoenix784]

10:30 lol, switching languages I see . . . must have been hilarious to all the others who know German as well :P

[@Bluecat-mi8]

i have imagined dalek happy

[@marcdamon1471]

Progressively through the video he audibly starts going insane and I am laughing my ass of cause of it-

[@meemee7381]

The primordial beings would be nyx and chaos, would they not?

[@gold4668]

i can't tell if this is acting of you actually lost your mind there

[@Bently-dh7mk]

0:25 why did I immediately think of captain price

[@AndGoatz04]

what do you mean you memorized the entire top 10 numbers from 1 to 10

[@domanit927]

his maners of entertainment...it remindes me of tecnoblade...i gess he realy lives on

[@Papa_Scorch7]

I just realized that he uses subnautica music in this….poggers

[@antisanity_]

Finally. Light Blue Concrete.

[@MAUSofGold]

Why do you sound like a mix of Techno and Wilbur Soot

[@donovanmahan2901]

One must imagine Sisyphus ballin

[@ehhhh16]

A visitor?

[@the-greenbunny-rabbit]

in every other video he laugh's like a insane man

[@the-greenbunny-rabbit]

but this one he SCREAM'S from the non physical pain

[@DalekIsBored]

i laugh like myself thank you very much

[@prehistoricblob783]

hey, thats me!

[@mefowastaken]

One must imagine Dalek not Grunting

[@TheOnlyOyster]

Also, sorry for not making it to the second Sisyphus stream!

[@supersimon4922]

Me and the birds peacefully watching from the sidelines

[@Phoenix-bu9ml]

Ima go water the plants

[@wbgaster]

Part 2 when?

[@aperson3468]

Bolder is vibing in the backrooms

[@viperdio69420]

Pain

[@Thatcoconut]

Alright, time to 100% the game

[@DalekIsBored]

screenshot or bs

[@DalekIsBored]

my discord dm requests are open

[@syncringe1885]

Bro lost his mind...

[@47DaveeXP]

one must imagine Dalek bored

[@nocontext0097]

how to self torture.

[@meemee7381]

No idea he was a alcoholic

[@DrMDHyde]

You really are Male Rin Pinrose.

[@rp.srodriguez7012]

Sisyphus just had a skill Issue

[@samanthacazee192]

HOW TO PLAY PLSSSSS

[@Deathman3]

Why act like him? He never dies

[@Deathman3]

Technoblade The man with many lives

[@speedythehedghoggaming8348]

9:50 WHAT IS THAT NOISE

[@Anonymos.M]

Sad

[@butlazgazempropan-butan11k87]

Btw there is a way to earn double points :)

[@Rain-ti7gj]

Hahahahaha

[@Hallow-ex7jw]

slime rancher music

[@voidbg7017]

what would i give for this man to play terraria

[@iamkey9616]

hi

[@DanYami]

a visitor?

[@thebeber2546]

Indeed

[@nikolakhizanishvili1332]

toribash or avp or 🔫🔫🔫🔫

[@gentozik500]

I think setting a cioldown for a new cave to a literally IRL day is UNironically awful mechanic, especially if you pay half of the reward for a new one. Sounds really unfunny At least everything except it is funny, even if it sadistic

[@DalekIsBored]

i agree but also if i was the map dev i would have cackled myself to the grave scripting that cooldown

[@Matteblakens]

​@@DalekIsBoredI'll have you know I indeed did and also the ability to reroll with the campfire was a last minute addition, the design of the map is based around only doing it once per day then you have to wait 24 hours to do it again

[@pingusoldier1025]

Technoblade is an inspiration

[@misterm7486]

9:10 DALEK IS A FAKE MYTH FAN EVERYONE KNOWS THAT KAOS WAS THE ORIGINAL GOD!!!

[@zacatrongaming]

whats this map called?

[@DalekIsBored]

Check description

[@thepopmanbrad]

More

[@yonatanoz6695]

1 minute ago?

[@AuroraWarner-ct8mi]

[copycat] uhhhh

[@AmrAta69]

Noooo he won :(

[@CoolMan-ww9sb]

what the fuck goes to this guys head for gods saek

[@givemea314]

24:25

[@naniyam8359]

140 likes in two hours LIKE NOW why is it taking so long Bruh… *see More…*

[@deathwolf54]

i kindly request a pin

[@Perfect_bread-df4je]

at number 10 is none other than number 7 but now at 9 none other than number 8 speakin of 8 at number 8 it's number 6 &@ number 7 it is of course, number 9 but 9 in 7 and 7 in 10 you need to look out because up next it's number 6 (with number) 5 quick recap 'cause number 9 was number 8 which you'll need to know for the context of this next number 'cause it's number 5 for number 4 and in number 4 it is number 2 but number 3 this year is also number 5 thats right folks ladies & gentlemen we have 2 number 5's at number 6 and number 3 3 must suck ass 'cuz it couldn't even make it into the top 10 & at number 2 it's number 1 so close number 1 but we can only have 1 in number 1 and that 1 number in number 1 is number 5

[@alextranter351]

Number Rankings 1st: 5 2nd: 1 3rd: 5 4th: 2 5th: 4 6th: 5 7th: 9 8th: 6 9th: 8 10th: 7 Honourable mention: 3

[@Philip-du9uc]

this is what you get for being mean to the shitty slenderman mod

[@DalekIsBored]

You literally just called it shitty

[@MrBismarckistKaiser]

1 min and 10 views, bro fell off hard

[@DalekIsBored]

One can live COMFORTABLY (in a third world country) off of 10 views per minute

[@sevenoftwelve]

@@DalekIsBored One must assume Dalek Comfortable with 10 views per minute.

[@giorgospapoutsakis5271]

The poem in the description 💀

[@Yellowsam4145]

One must imagine Dalek happy.

[@Tanystropheus10]

24:24

[@mackenzieray5252]

One must imagine Dalek happy.

[@solana2301]

One must imagine Dalek happy.